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US Foreign Policy In 1 Handy Flow Chart

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h/t @StevenLaack

 

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Tue, 06/17/2014 - 18:58 | 4867149 Atomizer
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The master copy of NGO'S. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 18:59 | 4867158 NOTaREALmerican
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It's all for the children, and our slow-motion eagles and flags (or course).

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:05 | 4867169 moriarty
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Nice

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:07 | 4867173 kowalli
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And what's about drugs? - BIG MISS HERE

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:10 | 4867184 CH1
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You can never get everyone's pet issue on a single chart/page/whatever.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:28 | 4867237 Sean7k
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Drugs are not a pet issue. They are the number one deteminate in all policy decisions in regards to the Committee of 300 and the British aristocracy (especially the House of Windsor and because we are their slaves, the US). Opium, Heroin and Cocaine are the cornerstones of power and influence.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:51 | 4867298 Jack Napier
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Well you see, the war on drugs was conceived by Bob Barr, a libertarian. Everybody knows that neocons run the show. They aren't into that touchy feely trippy dippy hippie libertarian stuff. I mean sure, they love the idea, but they aren't going to advertise it. Who do you think made the flowchart? That is clearly dubya's handwriting. He's that same guy who always types in all caps.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 23:45 | 4867896 aldousd
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Bob Barr isn't a libertarian. He just ran on that ticket once. He's a republican. Contrary to popular belief, libertarianism (with a small or capital L) is not a branch of Republican-ism or Neo-conism.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 21:17 | 4867505 mckee
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MMmmmmmmm......drugs

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:26 | 4870970 IronForge
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IIRC, Afghanistan is/was the #1 or 2 Exporter of Opium and Cannabis - per Wikipedia

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:27 | 4867234 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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That goes in the interrogation box "Lots of oil and mineral wealth". They should have used smaller font: "Lots of oil, mineral wealth or drugs".

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 01:08 | 4868017 Draco
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"Drugs" is a wildcard...  it fits into multiple categories.

 

"Not friendly to the U.S.    (Or:  Drugs produced or transported through country)"

"Massive Famine, or Gov't Atrocity,  or Massive drug production"

"Find pretext to invade (Such as drug production or drug traffic through the country)"

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:08 | 4867177 max2205
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Where's the send a C-141 full of $100 bills box

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:26 | 4867230 swmnguy
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That's part of "Install Pro-U.S. puppet government," and "Provoke Civil War."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:09 | 4867180 Manipuflation
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WB7 has a real masterpiece of a flow chart much like the one above except that it is much more complex.  I am proud to have it framed and hanging on the wall in the living room. 

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 07:55 | 4868414 RafterManFMJ
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Link? Link, you bastard!

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 09:25 | 4868748 saveandsound
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Yeah. Google wasn't our friend, so link ahead!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:13 | 4867192 CCanuck
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I would have thought the flow chart would have been the same as,

 American Standard Glenwall Standard Height Linen Wall-Hung Rough-In Pressure Assist Elongated Toilet Bowl

 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:19 | 4867207 Surging Chaos
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Until the foreign policy changes, there will inevitably be more Benghazis, Berghadls, and ISISes in the future.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:25 | 4867229 Reaper
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Are we sure Kerry can follow the correct arrows on that chart?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:30 | 4867245 Flakmeister
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Connie Rice sure as fuck demonstrated that she couldn't....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:26 | 4867232 Goldilocks
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"Do unto others before they do unto you."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 21:22 | 4867517 litemine
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Fuck you and your Spawn you warmongering piece of shit.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:34 | 4867253 kchrisc
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The DC US' foreign policy: "Print" (steal), invade, murder, repeat.

 

"Hi, my name is guillotine and I'm a cutoholic."

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 04:34 | 4868207 StychoKiller
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Seems to me guillotine, that you've gone too long without doing any cutting.  Time to get off the wagon...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:53 | 4867315 Jack Napier
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"Presented with no comment" is a comment. Tyler, have you been taking notes from Goebbels?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 20:14 | 4867365 luckylogger
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This is the best description of our foreign policy I have ever seen and to think it is kind of a joke............

Great job Tyler....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 22:42 | 4867732 Dublinmick
Tue, 06/17/2014 - 23:09 | 4867801 fishwharf
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The best comedy is rooted in reality, or is it the other way around?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 23:15 | 4867824 Ocean22
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One minute message to American people.

http://youtu.be/_QZLuu_8du4

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 09:05 | 4868673 barre-de-rire
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weird how few comments here based your own country.... while  tylers spam about sp500 makes you flow 9 pages of cynical mastering.

you definitivly lost country.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 14:23 | 4870373 SmittyinLA
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Wed, 06/18/2014 - 14:26 | 4870379 FredFlintstone
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Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:27 | 4870979 IronForge
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