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Thu, 06/19/2014 - 06:19 | 4872750 Lumberjack
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Speaking of financing...(sort of).

US Consulting Firms May Be Banned From Providing Services to Russian State Companies

 

MOSCOW, June 19 (RIA Novosti) – Representatives and subsidiaries of US consulting companies may be banned from providing consulting services to Russian state companies, according to a draft law initiated by a United Russia deputy Evgeny Fyodorov, the Russian Izvestiya newspaper reported Thursday.

"Russian economy has just 0.5 percent growth as a result of foreign consultants lobbying the interests of their own country," Fyodorov said, as quoted by the newspaper.

 

[Now for the punch line]

 

"Several days ago at a meeting of the State Duma budget committee, Russia’s Central Bank report was discussed. Central Bank’s deputy head pointed out that a series of bankruptcies of Russian banks was a result of foreign consultations. 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 01:15 | 4872517 toadold
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The Obama car, makes a Yugo or a Trabant look good. It blows smoke and has weak internals,.... and the cars are pretty much the same.

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 00:14 | 4872324 Manipuflation
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Cash for clunkers, only $12,000 for this one.  It is sweet.  I believe the ignition switch actually works and is not being recalled.

Edit:  I have so many photos of shitshows that it is getting to be full retard.  So much for small business.  You should see the "spray truck" that I have been driving around the last two weeks.  It is a Ford one ton four door.  I think it is longer than a 72 Chrysler Newport.  The automatic transmission is fucked between third and fourth gears when it "attempts" to shift the truck literally slams you back in the seat.  The trucks tranny is fucked but I am starting to love this truck because no one will fuck with you.

I checked the gas mileage I was this morning and we are at 8 MPG.  That is a bit of an issue along with fact that fucking thing seems like it is 30 feet long.  Nothing works electronically anymore; not even the radio nd I do not have a "smart phone".  Yep, the brakes are questionable too and at least one rear drum hangs and produces a nasty squeal.  I figured out that when you see coptards, if you just push on the brake pedal it will silence the squeal.

But hey, we mean to replace that truck.  What sucks is that we paid 27K in corporate taxes last year so I guess that we will just have to get another year out of it.  We could have a pretty nice newer truck for that price but I guess we have to pay.  Fuck small business seems to be what is the matter of the day for the .gov.

The truck is shot to hell.  This shit needs to stop.  What if one day, I see another brand new cop car with some fat fuck sitting in it eating donuts and decide that I, and we, have had enough?  The old 96 one ton still has the snowplow steel mounting brackets on the front end so the game is over and with a 7.5 liter V-8, and 200 gallons of water in the spray tank you really do not want me to hit you. 

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 07:03 | 4872788 therearetoomany...
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coptards, i like that

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 01:27 | 4872539 williambanzai7
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I thought you knew. GM does not design vehicles, they design frauds.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 22:18 | 4872092 Squid Viscous
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if Obama hada been white, well den we wouldn't be talkin bout his self...

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 07:22 | 4872819 therearetoomany...
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because he wouldn't have been elected? 

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 20:15 | 4871726 SmittyinLA
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They got the state credit card, its over.

SAy the GM board is chosen by the state right? 

Who gets to vote the state's shares?

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 20:07 | 4871704 WTFUD
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Ah said, 'Ya buy one, ya get one FREE '. Usually 3/4 months later when it gets recalled.

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 02:02 | 4872579 hidingfromhelis
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Only two for one?  If they really want to fuck you, they'll give you three!

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 22:20 | 4871694 TalkToLind
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For a moment I thought "why would 2 drones be flying over a GM dealership" then it made perfect sense:  each GM vehicle is "protected" by OnStar...which means your coordinates are automatically fed directly to the drones for easy targeting.  Don't you feel safer now?

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 19:37 | 4871620 walküre
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Got nothing to say about GM anymore. Anyone still buying the product deserves the crap they're paying for.

Browsed your gallery and came accross these beauties minus one.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/14226406599/in/photostream/

English boob jobs are by far the cheapest.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 18:36 | 4871377 nmewn
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Fast Barry Hussein: You really can't afford not to buy this one owner beauty! Its pre-owned by a deceased college student in her first year of pre-med, with really long legs who kneed the ignition switch off, locking the steering wheel up before submerging it in a slime filled drainage canal. Here, sniff the seat, you can almost smell that panic! We've got hundreds of these down here and one of them is perfect for your family!

We stand behind every factory fix warranty screwdriver stuck in the ignition switches of these babies and they come with vice grip pliers already attached by our certified mechanics! And as we like to say down here at Karls Krony Kars "Osama's dead and GM's still alive killing people!" so don't miss this sale and an opportunity to be a part of history, that could be your name in the paper!

(All GM models are fully backed by Yellens magical printing machine and you the taxpayer, so you own it anyways, you might as well drive it!)

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 18:25 | 4871342 stant
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They will be taking a meth lab as collateral to sell a car before to long

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 18:24 | 4871335 Crawdaddy
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Great job William. I imagine a pic showing Obama pouring sodium silicate into the economic engine, ala cash for clunkers.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 18:04 | 4871252 toadold
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"Winter is comming"

"Man you've been saying that for years", Where's your evidence?"

"GM Bondholder and US taxpayers have gotten "Boned" up the ass by the evil ones from the cold."

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 17:31 | 4871172 Eahudimac
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Is that Joe Isuzu?

Thu, 06/19/2014 - 01:29 | 4872545 williambanzai7
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They think Joe is buried in the ice wall.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:58 | 4871086 rosiescenario
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Reminds me of when Delorean tried to bring in coke to save his car company...........

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 17:07 | 4871115 MrSteve
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It is only to be expected that the new GM spokespersons are asserting GM can use bankruptcy fraud to deny claims on hidden damages from past quality control scams. There is no end to the lies and mismanagement and crimes of Graveyard Motors. GM lied, people died.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:55 | 4871078 the grateful un...
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if his thumbs had purple ink on them it would also show he voted in the Iraqi elections

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 17:12 | 4871134 wisefool
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Business opportunity: Since corporations are people my freinds, somebody could invent a product that performs the purple ink function on articles of incorporation and Class A reserved stock certificates.

I think we just saved HP.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:40 | 4871034 the not so migh...
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I LIKE IT

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:55 | 4871075 Canadian Dirtlump
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You can say that again!

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:40 | 4871033 the not so migh...
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I LIKE IT

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:22 | 4870955 ParkAveFlasher
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"Suddenly I feel like I can trust this man."

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:33 | 4871007 TheFourthStooge-ing
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He looks at least as trustworthy as Dick Nixon.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 19:30 | 4871599 oddjob
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or Roy L Fuchs.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:18 | 4870944 ptoemmes
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Looks vaguely familiar...can't put my foot on it though, but I'd like to.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:16 | 4870935 monad
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I want a print of this one.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:09 | 4870896 Metalredneck
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The perfect second vehicle for the discerning GM owner:  A tow truck.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 16:04 | 4870875 wisefool
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It is kinda like a few of green energy industries. Counter intuitive, I know, but if an industry has unlimited money from the state and partial soveriegn immunity, you'll end up getting the lowest quality, most dangerous products, that we never needed in the first place.

Wed, 06/18/2014 - 14:52 | 4870533 Oracle 911
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Too much truth in that.

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