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Even ISIS Mocks Obama's "Hashtag Diplomacy" With #BringBackOurHumvee
In the aftermath of the incongruous attempt by Michelle Obama to curry social media support with the #BringBackOurGirls campaign, many were left scratching their heads: was this meant to be a legitimate attempt at foreign policy? If so, it was clearly an abysmal failure because as Reuters reported yesterday, "Nigeria wrapped up its inquiry into the abduction of more than 200 schoolgirls by militants on Friday with little progress to show, reporting almost none had been freed after the initial kidnapping some girls escaped from."
So while the "heartfelt" plea (because the petulant picture accompanying it was clearly very sincere) of Obama's "Smart Diplomacy" failed, it certainly succeeded in being mocked not only on the right, but the left as well, and everywhere inbetween.
However, until this moment, mocking the administration's imploding foreign policy was largely a domestic issue, for the simple reason that foreigners were too busy annexing Crimea, taking over Kurdish oil fields, or repelling US-trained, if divided Al-Qaeda militants to spare time to troll the first lady.
That changed this past week when none other than the Al-Qaeda extremist spinoff which in recent weeks has overrun half of Iraq, ISIS, and which as we reported managed to "confiscate" an unknown number of US-made Black Hawk helicopters and Humvees, decided to use the same outlet, Twitter, to not only mock Michelle Obama, but US foreign policy in Iraq. It is here that Obama's foreign policy is currently paralyzed with the president seemingly unable to decide if he will send in troops, or he will not (and just "Military advisors"), whether he will side with Iran or with Saudi Arabia, whether he will protect the Maliki cabinet that until last week had America's blessing, or he will let it flounder even as the Iraqi PMI suddenly has become bosom friends with Vladimir Putin, and so on.
According to Al Arabiya, "the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has made a mockery of the U.S. first lady Michelle Obama through series of tweets accompanied by the hashtag: #bringbackourhumvee."
The militant group photo-shopped a popular image of Michelle carrying a sign that reads #bringbackourgirls, part of a global campaign to rescue 276 Nigerian school girls who were kidnapped by Boko Haram last month.
The #bringbackourhumvee tweets being shared by ISIS members and their supports on Twitter refer to American-made Humvees confiscated by the extremist militants in Iraq last week, the UK-based Daily Mail said.
The image posted on Twitter by a self-proclaimed Oxford student shows
the alleged Humvee transported from Iraq to Syria. (Photo courtesy: Twitter)
The bitter irony: the U.S.-made military hardware seized by ISIS in Iraq could be used for in battles against the forces of Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki.
A senior official from the opposition Free Syria Army said ISIS moved Humvees and helicopters among smaller weaponry, like Kalashnikovs, across the border from Iraq to Syria, the International Business Times reported last Thursday. It is unclear if there they would be returned to yet another group of extremist Al Qaedans, the Al-Nusra front. It is unclear if and how much the US funds that particular branch of Al Qaeda as of this moment.
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So while US foreign policy has sadly yet to generate one commendable result in the past 6 years, one can certainly say that if nothing else, it is resulting in a lot of increasingly louder laughter, first in the US and then globally. We hope that was not Obama's intention.
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#OMG
You hashtag again and I'll cut off your fucking jacobs!
#OWMYBALLS!
#separatedatbirth
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2453470464/hD4B61E33/
What did you do! My eye's! Can't unsee that. This might help anyone else who just has to see that:
www.eyebleach.com
I need another beer.
Have you heard the rumor that Michelle is a man? It sounds crazy but is obviously true.
I saw that video and I agree.
That would explain Barack’s attraction to … whatever.
It would not explain however, where the daughters came from. Place your bets!
# looks like tick tack toe which is all the US State Dept knows how to play. Put them on a chessboard and they know nothing. Tick Tack Toe DIPLOMACY is what this country is all about.
Michelle is a beautiful woman. Just because zero is a failure we shouldn't disparage his wife.
Shouldn't you be sending that message to ISIS? I suggest you tweet them
#Pleasedontdisparagemichelleobama
And another thing. Good luck with that.
I understand ISIS is mocking her and zero. I am talking about the ZH commenters calling her a big foot or a man etc. Totally unnecessary.
If she stayed in the White House and baked cookies for little inner city kids and did other first lady stuff yeah maybe. But she is obviously getting political and has gone beyond the role of first lady. She is fair game for exercise of first amendment rights.
She supports a corrupt system that will make her very wealthy at the end of the day, no I dont feel sorry for her.
"HAN!! There's still a chance to save Han!"
better than noodleman cookies and milk.
bust the country up three ways and transfer all the hardware to terrorists that will do your bidding in Syria.
..and WTF is it with the yellow furniture?? looks cheesy to me.
Manthong, the yellow furniture, they call it gold. It's a very popular color and design in the Middle Eastern countries.
she's only a wookiee. with a really close shave.
"Michelle is a beautiful woman. Just because zero is a failure we shouldn't disparage his wife..."
yes, a smoothie wookie.. don't hate her just because she got a >$120K pay raise at Children's Hospital right after O'Bamo made it to state senator.
The premie baby wookie ward will be up and running by mid-July, hater!
I love to hate.
Late term arortions are cool nowadays.
65 down votes, explain yourselves.
Let me try..
She really is pretty fair looking for a large black Amazon.
Do not even try to blame me for prejudice when describing FACT.
.. and there are a lot of anomalies if you look closely at the heritage of that whole f’n tribe.
..and how Pelosi, Reid, Kerry, Durbin and Kennedy adopted them
Now.. YOU figure out how to place this crap into history.
and oh..oh do not forget Jeremy Wright.. and a fart named Rezco although the MSM wants desperately to.
..and one more thing before I pass out tonight.......
this tribe has done more to destroy the country that any other threat foreign or domestic.
Read up on her history and realize what a loathsome person she really is. Her whole life has been focused on resentment despite enjoying a pretty comfortable existence with few real responsibilities for most of it.
"a pretty comfortable existence"
uh, yep.. I could be pretty comfy, too with $300K/year from the power brokers in Chi-town.
and.. and.. I could make some good cases about all of the preposed devils that have done me wrong with her color and funds.
Sure. We are mocking you. This is not a good place for a sensitive person.
Way cool.. I am having some troubles with the sensitivity issue.
Was it the monster black Amazon comment or the F’ing FACT that the tribe was installed by our best Dem friends?
and, I like 54 mm, but 99 is better (and wider).
and the eye bleach way up above ...
damn....
the Lord created those for the fortunate few (and very wealthy).
She is a poseur.
A fake.
Plastic.
Arrogant.
Self-Absorbed.
Lazy.
Funny looking.
Full of it.
Condescending.
Uncultured.
No-class.
Suburban trollop.
Power hungry.
Ugly.
Other than that...
...she's a great gal.
Your exactly right. And I think that pic was so funny I know they are terrorists but it was funny as hell.
They say once you go black you never go back.
LOL who are those THEY, maybe they are the ones that couldnt come back because they ended up dead like Nicole Simpson, been quite a few of those from what I see in the news.
Hmm, I'm not so sure the real terrorists reside in Washington DC. Headquartered in that white house on the hill. Those ISIS and Al Queda characters, they just work for the bunch. I think the Big Amazonian is just a poster carrying figurehead for terrorism. If not, she'd have left that main terrorist in chief a while back.
Then right here, for posterity, bet your life that you're 100% sure she isn't a man.
Fuck him/her, shes a neocon cunt who shouldnt be afforded the air to breathe, let alone media attention to pedal her bullshit.
the more i think about it, i doubt people like the clintons or the obamas (maybe not the bushes junior though) really are neocons. they just do what works for the power and the money.
i believe romney was about the same. mccain may be a true believer. it would be interesting to actually know.
"mccain may be a true believer"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
..please see what he is helping to do a little south of Russia.
hint.. Chevron.. Monsanto.. Cargill
Jeff, neo-cons are former lib-tardz who changed.
It is necessary. She was ashamed to be an american bigfoot, until zero won the nomination.
She sure wasn't ashamed to ride the Affirmative Action Gravy Train
She imposed herself on people who did not elect her. I'm not a vegan and its none of her fucking business what my children take to school for their lunch.
She was also supposed to be "all about" the veterans who fight and die at her husbands command.
That worked out well didn't it?
#NotListening
#DeathLists
#VABureaucratPayRaiseForTheAbove
that's er biz as you give shit to feed your kids who become fat shithead that cost to the economy because they cannot be health so no job so no money by themselves later.
Could you repeat that in english so I know WTF you're talking about?
The only thing I can gather from that broken drivel is, my kids are fat (even though they're not) and even if they were, somehow that translates into them being a drag on your perception of a micro-managed, government-centric economy.
I'm sure fatasses like Oprah are just as amused as I am.
Nothing worse than a reformed smoker or a reformed fattie. Maybe Michelle-our-belle wrote about those psychological resentments that she evidently continues to harbour in her yet to be unearthed senior thesis at Woodrow Wilson's old school?
- Ned
Shutup fag.
Y'know, if you had gone with "faggot" you'd be in double dig.... shit we're getting tazed again. AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
you know the guy who wrote fight club was gay, right?
Well, I guess as long as coming out of the closet & advocating violence as a means to societal restructure/change is ok, then what the hell.
Or is it just art ;-)
most of the media is.. that is why we are so f'd.
protect your kids.
maybe watch the Downey release of Sherlock Holmes and then absolutely wonderful "V" except for the same guy, the same sub-text and the same script.
I mean like really.. can you get more obvious?
And Robert.. I really like you in a iron suit (with or wihout nuclear heart) or with a pipe.. but that gay thing??
gimme a break.
So he would be offended by "faggot" but not "fag"? You know he claimed to have "a wife" for as long as he could, right?
The marxist retards I call "faggot" are not manly enough to be homosexuals.
Even the original Cliff Claven wouldn't be this fucking stupid.
The wookie is a man, notice how 'she' always has something to cover up those neck and shoulder muscles? It looks just like Mac from Predator, without the hair.
I just spit up my cocktail. :-D.
..now I need a new keyboard.
"Turn around."
So you really don't think that's a wig?
Funny, you never see Mac and her together anywhere..........
"Totally unnecessary"
So was ObamaCare. All's fair in love and war.
#ObamaLikesAnthonyWeinersAndJohnBohners
#DontInsultMyTasteInChicks
#MichelleIsAFuckingWookie
its a good thing the US is still funding Al Qaeda. Those Humvees sure chew through the diesel
" #DontInsultMyTasteInChicks
#MichelleIsAFuckingWookie " :D
.. I do not think I will ever be able to look at the computer again... but strapping on wookie .. it's not just a job, it's an adventure.
Lord, please forgive me for these thoughts.
Nice to see the brail keyboards work.
...---...
Complement a good looking woman and look at all you haters coming out.
Come on man, "she" is taken. But don't you fret none, word is that another lady from the wild side, Maxine Waters, is available.
Beautiful woman...lmao.
"she" is an ugly woman that looks like a man.
She's so ugly, I could stuff her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.
OK, try this on..
If stupidity was gravity..
What would Maxine or Sheila Jones be?
..not racist, just physics.
Cliff, I was worried about you.
Now I understand that you are closely related to MDB. :-D
"ain't nothin' on earth uglier than a 90-year-old white woman."
"ain't nothin' on earth uglier than a 90-year-old white woman."
A 60 year old black woman named Oprah proves you wrong. She's got all the money in the world but is still damn ugly.
Dear ghod, he has to be trolling us ...
Good looking? I'm sorry, regardless of the exterior, I can't past the puss filled festering odious cancer filled hypocrisy that is her vile hideous interior.
hey cliff your avatar looks like a clammy creepy stalker kinda guy i was wondering do you travel with your own custom rape kit?
Chewy is all yours there Cliff. Rumor has it she likes it when you de-lice her and tell her she is a good little Wookie.
Unnessasary...
Lice would never abode in such a place.
I would agree if she hadn't strayed into the realm of politics (confluence of money and power).
And I am sure that her school meal BS is connected to corruption just as much as any pol's is.
So the wookie can bite my ass, which looks better than she does.
You have to post the /sarc tag. At least I sure as hell you are being sarcastic. Only a brain stem or liberal, but I repeat myself, would call it a beautiful woman.
um.. maybe you did not see any close-ups of the progeny.
Chelsea, the NBC $600K kid is a real looker by comparison.
I guess you're talking about Chelsea Clinton? She's a real "looker" for sure. Childhood pics look Just like Web Hubbell.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_Hubbell
Some men go for transvestites.
I think you should rethink your whole life.
You, my friend, need to clean your beer goggles! That skank looks like a monkey with Down's syndrome!!!!!
The '#' is known as an 'Octothorpe'
Only the upper crust knows these important factoids ;-)
Mika: Well Tyler, they are quite obviously shapeshifters so theoretically they could "come from nowhere", but I'm going to have to cut you off because they sign my paycheck.
Alien planet.
Same a Chelsea Clinton. No way did slick Willie risk his dick in Hilary's sarlacc-pit of a vagina. Offworld adoption was the only way to go.
i believe you are wrong. you do not allow for the different era that was the seventies. take a look at the third picture beyond the beatles in 1957 (they are in color; that might help). he was tapping that.
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/march/rare_hi...
Geez, Louise.. absolutely fascinating.. thanks
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/march/images/historical-photos-pt4-hilary-bill-clinton.jpg
hate to say it, but I would do it in a heartbeat back in the day, cankles and all.
"It would not explain however, where the daughters came from. Place your bets!"
Surrogacy. The obama girls could have 2 different Daddys. One looks more like wookie than the other.
Are they eligible then for welfare, you know, when things turn ugly for daddy? We've seen this before...
Welfare? Why? 'Daddy' thinks they're qualified for minimum wage jobs; I disagree with 'his' assessment, but 'daddy' knows best.
It would not explain however, where the daughters came from. Place your bets!
I'm going with "Decanted from a CIA cloning creche.
Ewwww gross, +1.
The kids ? that would be the easy part
Humvees and Blackhawks , collateral damage , Hey? Everything these maniacs have touched has turned to shit ! And all the illuison are breaking down as we speak.
I saw it too: it left me, at the very least, confused.
The finger size thing is very compelling.
Are you telling me the Wookie is a RuPaul? It doesn't sound far fetched.
Take a look for yourself:
http://youtu.be/gvuulZPbfBg
Adams apple... fingers sure, but... 1:40 in the video, really? That's a woman? (not the one of the left) I have seen way better she males on polk street in SF.
#SasquatchFoundInTheWhiteHouse
#IMarriedABigfoot
Saw that as a kid on Startrek, fucked me up for life. Damn you Roddenberry!
Star Trek is the reason I've never worn a red shirt.
#carpetbombtheirassintooblivion
#don't fail to garrison your new colonial possessions and you don't need to bomb them a second time
After Putin and the Iranians clean out the CIA and Saudi funded Al Qaida trash, I suspect there will always be Russian and Iranian troops there in the future.
I suppose Obama can make some new sanctions after the Russians take possession of our 10 billion dollar fortress/embassy in Bahgdad ...
#holeefuk <-----
#sumtingwong <-----
#BRAWNDO
this guy is on his way out. it has already been decided. O is the sacrificial goat for the unwashed masses. at this point they are past desperate and will give up their boy for a few more months of distraction and to offer the illusion that America is still the land of justice for all.
From your lips to Gods ears!
Sorry, threading fail. I thought you were talking abotu Al Maliki.
Yea, Obama is kinda finished at this point.
#AlwaysBush'sFault
Hashtag activism, all the moral preening without all the exertion and sweat of moral action.
Ah, an example of Hypocrisy
well said
#IReallyCareWhatTheFuckElseDoYouWanyFromMe
Sorry to knit pick but wouldnt it be ethical actions? Morals are ideals where as ethics are reality
Well, the two are intertwined aren't they. But ethics derives from shared morality to form laws and/or codes of conduct.
Just because Diogenes beat off in the market place (the result of his morality) is no reason for others to have to step around puddles of splooge in the market place (ethics)...lol.
#Don'tStepInTheWookieDoo ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxbraT1Y7Aw
#Fore
Reggie where is my ball ?
#bulldozeDC
#kchrisrollthegulliotes
#pathetic
This would be funny except for the preening Obama's lazy, negligent and corrupt ways.
and that he's "really good at killing people".
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/03/obama-drones-double-down_n_4208...
She is only wanting them to return the Humvee's because of an ignition key fault. It seems under some circumstances, the Vehicle could catch fire and explode. GM approves this message. :)
Ignition Explosive Denial
Is AAAAARRNOLD in that picture saying "I'll be back"?
Wait, his is Hydrogen owered....
And where does the hydrogen come from? Fossil fuels! Another smoke and mirrors boondoggle there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_production
You can also use nuclear power to crack water for hydrogen.
Nuclear powered SUVs are cool.
Actually, a nuclear power plant for electrolysis does the trick just fine. But, for some reason the greens are against nuclear power even though it doesn't produce Co2. Funny that, it's almost like they are idiotic hypocrites who are just trying to use the green issue to gain power...
What a surprise.
#SawThisaWeekAgo and #LMAO then.
#FOAD_FLOTUS with your #FuckingHashtagBS, #YouCunt.
Wow, I should laugh at this, but #BringBackOurHumvee, the Obamas just got owned, badly. #TooFunny.
ISIS has a picture on their website of McCain posing with them when he (like an idiot) went over to Syria.
Funny bunch of jihadis these...I mean when they're not beheading people in the town square and shooting people in the back in a roadside ditch ;-)
That kind of humor denotes intelligence. #ThatsScary.
Those ISIS boyz are like frat boys playing these games....
What a Droll sense of humor they have. My fraternity [Smegma Oozma Pi] was boring as hell.
;-)
Lest anyone think I was joking:
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2013/May-30/218852-mccain-crosses-paths-with-rebel-kidnapper.ashx#axzz2UkHCfHj6
Nice job Mac...lol.
Many thanks and blessings for not making us search for that one.
#unwittingdouchebag
#knowinglycorruptMICwarwhoredouchebag
Fixed it
I was not going to provide another hit for ISIS's website.
So I found another, with the same info ;-)
A lot of the ISIS heirachy are western recruits or western educated. Never underestimate the barbarians.
The US Government is arming and funding ISIS. Are you kidding? McCain is untouchable, he's a sugar daddy to these guys.
Ah, smell the freedom, gotta love our current policy pros in office...
"shouldn't laugh". #WhyCan'tIEdit?
Comments are locked when replied to.
#justheretohelp
#Thanks
Now that right there is clean, quality humor ;-)
#yergoddamnright!
Not only has the shark been jumped, but it's now flying over the rainbow on the back of a skittle-pooping Unicorn! C'mon Steve Colbert or Jon Stewart, here's some readymade comedy for ya!
#SavePsaki
ISIS is not engaged in a war, its:
#KineticMilitaryAction
pwned
Why the -1?
Explain yourself.
Nice.
If you aren't harvesting enough tears from the butthurt to get at least a minus one, you aren't doin' it right.
you forgot to say Bitchez!
#Bitchez that is.
#SENDINTHEDRONES
#ObamaCaliphate