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Even ISIS Mocks Obama's "Hashtag Diplomacy" With #BringBackOurHumvee

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In the aftermath of the incongruous attempt by Michelle Obama to curry social media support with the #BringBackOurGirls campaign, many were left scratching their heads: was this meant to be a legitimate attempt at foreign policy? If so, it was clearly an abysmal failure because as Reuters reported yesterday, "Nigeria wrapped up its inquiry into the abduction of more than 200 schoolgirls by militants on Friday with little progress to show, reporting almost none had been freed after the initial kidnapping some girls escaped from."

So while the "heartfelt" plea (because the petulant picture accompanying it was clearly very sincere) of Obama's "Smart Diplomacy" failed, it certainly succeeded in being mocked not only on the right, but the left as well, and everywhere inbetween.

However, until this moment, mocking the administration's imploding foreign policy was largely a domestic issue, for the simple reason that foreigners were too busy annexing Crimea, taking over Kurdish oil fields, or repelling US-trained, if divided Al-Qaeda militants to spare time to troll the first lady.

That changed this past week when none other than the Al-Qaeda extremist spinoff which in recent weeks has overrun half of Iraq, ISIS, and which as we reported managed to "confiscate" an unknown number of US-made Black Hawk helicopters and Humvees, decided to use the same outlet, Twitter, to not only mock Michelle Obama, but US foreign policy in Iraq. It is here that Obama's foreign policy is currently paralyzed with the president seemingly unable to decide if he will send in troops, or he will not (and just "Military advisors"), whether he will side with Iran or with Saudi Arabia, whether he will protect the Maliki cabinet that until last week had America's blessing, or he will let it flounder even as the Iraqi PMI suddenly has become bosom friends with Vladimir Putin, and so on.

According to Al Arabiya, "the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has made a mockery of the U.S. first lady Michelle Obama through series of tweets accompanied by the hashtag: #bringbackourhumvee."

The militant group photo-shopped a popular image of Michelle carrying a sign that reads #bringbackourgirls, part of a global campaign to rescue 276 Nigerian school girls who were kidnapped by Boko Haram last month.

The #bringbackourhumvee tweets being shared by ISIS members and their supports on Twitter refer to American-made Humvees confiscated by the extremist militants in Iraq last week, the UK-based Daily Mail said.

The image posted on Twitter by a self-proclaimed Oxford student shows
the alleged Humvee transported from Iraq to Syria. (Photo courtesy: Twitter)

The bitter irony: the U.S.-made military hardware seized by ISIS in Iraq could be used for in battles against the forces of Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki.

A senior official from the opposition Free Syria Army said ISIS moved Humvees and helicopters among smaller weaponry, like Kalashnikovs, across the border from Iraq to Syria, the International Business Times reported last Thursday. It is unclear if there they would be returned to yet another group of extremist Al Qaedans, the Al-Nusra front. It is unclear if and how much the US funds that particular branch of Al Qaeda as of this moment.

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So while US foreign policy has sadly yet to generate one commendable result in the past 6 years, one can certainly say that if nothing else, it is resulting in a lot of increasingly louder laughter, first in the US and then globally. We hope that was not Obama's intention.

 

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Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:17 | 4881402 eclectic syncretist
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#ObamaBinSodomized

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 18:46 | 4881332 Reaper
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#The stupid shall rule.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:17 | 4881404 dexter_morgan
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#the stoopid are ruling

fify

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:42 | 4881468 BlindMonkey
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#ButTheIgnorantDontKnowHowToWriteHashtags

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 18:47 | 4881336 Who was that ma...
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#Bring back our country.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 18:54 | 4881343 notadouche
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Thankfully Obama has restored America's reputation the world over after the embarrasing debacle that was Bush. 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:29 | 4881440 stant
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Both are morelike comadus. The begging of the end of roman. Except comadus was killed in a bath house. We got 2 years left

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 04:24 | 4882218 StychoKiller
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That should be "Commodus" (Are you not entertained?)

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 22:58 | 4881847 nmewn
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#Sarcasm

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:01 | 4881853 dexter_morgan
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#LOLsomearejustsarcasmchallenged

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 18:58 | 4881357 Spungo
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$_smokingPCP

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 18:59 | 4881358 orangegeek
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Barry is such a lost child.

His dickhead wife should loose the stupid looks on twitter.

Holding up weakling signs does fuck all except make Barry look like more of a weakling than he already is.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:16 | 4881394 dexter_morgan
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squatchy

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:04 | 4881441 Urban Redneck
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I can't believe that among all the Wookie's handlers, media machine, and political advisers, someone didn't bother to point out 1) BOWING DOWN AND DEMONSTRATING WEAKNESS AND SUBSERVIENCE before terrorists makes getting caught negotiating and trading with terrorists look fucking brilliant and 2) a politician in the adobe photoshop age should never be photographed holding any sign, much less providing a literal blank slate for the entire interwebz world to have at them with half the photoshop skillz.

It actually would have been easier to do it right and to send the stupid tweet without the professionally done and colossally stupid photo, these people had to put in extra effort and try to be this stupid.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 22:37 | 4881810 JohnG
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Try to understand that this is all on purpose.  It is.  Yes, there is no way they are this incompetent.  It's a distraction.

Oh LOOK!  A squirrel!

#evilplan

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:02 | 4881854 nmewn
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They really are trying to destroy it, there can be no other logical explanation.

#LetsHelpThemFindTheOtherSideOfThis ;-)

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:30 | 4881902 JohnG
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Yes, that's the only way it makes sense.

#ClowardPiven + #FSA = #.govFAIL.

Same as it ever was.

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:00 | 4881359 RealityCheque
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You know, in spite of all the savegery, genocide, assholery and general antisocial behaviour.....

I'm really starting to warm to these ISIS fellows..

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:11 | 4881370 alexcojones
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Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:12 | 4881381 FredFlintstone
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Alex, you are a man of few words.

 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:07 | 4881371 i_call_you_my_base
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Did they just let ISIS steal arms to give them to the Syrian rebels?

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:44 | 4881471 BlindMonkey
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On another post about it, someone said the CIA left the keys to the Blackhawks on the visor.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 06:50 | 4882284 thecoloredsky
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#alwayscheckthevisor

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:07 | 4881373 NuYawkFrankie
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#browns_and_2_eggs_over_easy

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:19 | 4881553 Jam Akin
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#brownies_are_whats_for_breakfast

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:14 | 4881386 RealityCheque
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ISIS, let me tell you something. Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower, just when I thought you were nothing but a bunch of savages and halfwits you go and pull a stunt like this............................................

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELVES!!

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:15 | 4881388 alexcojones
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Fred - Thanks.

I was trying to Copy & Paste an Image here but it doesn't work.

Where's a ten-year old nerd when you need one?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 04:27 | 4882220 StychoKiller
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Only certain folks can post pictures on ZeroHedge, the best you can hope for is...

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:15 | 4881390 dexter_morgan
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LOL

squatchy

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:15 | 4881391 stant
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Humvees are the new haji armour. Gona need something cheap with a lot more poke .inho .folks are on it

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:17 | 4881396 The Duke of New...
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I wouldn't be too concerned with Humvee's ... better keep your eye of Hashtag #Baiji

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:21 | 4881419 alexcojones
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Foreign Policy is so foreign to ALL of our policy makers.

From Barry to Kerry, from Nuland to Rice, from Biden to McCain, the entire group is

PWNED

Urban Dictionary: pwned  
Urban Dictionary A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned."
Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:27 | 4881436 James Dandy
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Magilla Gorilla

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:50 | 4881478 dexter_morgan
Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:51 | 4881482 junction
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We'll have the last laugh.  Those humvees are equipped with GM ignition switches. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 04:31 | 4882224 StychoKiller
Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:52 | 4881485 I Write Code
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#ISISin2016

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:08 | 4881510 BlindMonkey
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The are going to have to work mighty hard to beat MS13 in 2016.

My money is on the guanacos.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:54 | 4881489 Berspankme
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I have had enough of the Cuntbamas.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:55 | 4881496 disabledvet
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ummmm "that'll be 2.5 billion dolares" (America) and "not a problem." (Iraq.) this isn't "poor Iraq" anymore folks (probably the main cause of the attack.) these folks have money now. they just need to re-organize their Army. they will have no problem buying more weapons than ISIL and ISIL could possibly imagine.

nice vehicle upgrade from the white pick ups though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Raid_of_1840

"They had good horses. Then they got better horses."

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 19:58 | 4881502 Berspankme
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#sasquatch #chewbacca #wookie #wide load

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:02 | 4881504 The_Prisoner
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What does ISIS, Al-shabaab, and Nigerian extremists Boko Haram have in common?

 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:10 | 4881533 falconflight
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What?

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:05 | 4881638 Terminus C
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CIA handlers...

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:12 | 4881653 The_Prisoner
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Yup!

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:12 | 4881651 tony wilson
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What does ISIS, Al-shabaab, and Nigerian extremists Boko Haram have in common?

 

cia,mossad and the mi6

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:03 | 4881515 ThisIsBob
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And she takes neat vacations.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:10 | 4881532 Atomizer
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ISIS, again. Leave the innocent Americans alone. Go after the same people you see that ignore are calling. Do not fucking harm people that have no idea of what's going on. Stick with the focal group problem. I'm begging mercy.

Please consider this a act of reason. We are not a image of our government. Cherry pick the dispute, resolve it. No casualty/harm. Thanks. I hope you can agree..

 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:12 | 4881538 falconflight
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You weak-assed Merikans should stop eating the pork and maybe you'll be permitted to bow down before Mohammed's faithful.  

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:30 | 4881679 IndianaJohn
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falconflight, -- eat more goat. 40,000 coyotes can't be wrong

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 09:21 | 4882448 boattrash
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Eat Pork...Feed Cartridges.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:13 | 4881540 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Speaking of IRSIS how convenient this pops up. Anything to push the attention away from digging into the Federal Government email system because for the great unwashed the lie about not having internal backups actually holds water. Gotta preserve the lie since it is beneficial for both sides to do so.

http://freedomoutpost.com/2014/06/outside-email-archiving-company-backed...

...

But something more telling has come to light: The IRS uses as an email archiving company to back up its emails.

That's right, Sonasoft, whose slogan is "email archiving done right" touts the IRS as a customer.

According to the website:

The world's leading companies rely on Sonasoft products to secure their operational data. Sonasoft's award winning disaster recovery software for Microsoft Servers: SonaVault, SonaExchange, and SonaSQL is known for ease of use and reliability for email archiving, backup, recovery, replication and migration needs.

In fact, according to Sonasoft, "When used in conjunction with Sonasoft's email archiving software, continuous email archiving can be achieved without the loss of emails even after the Primary Exchange Server switches over to the Standby Exchange Server."

The site goes on to pledge, "secure and guaranteed email archiving."

The website elaborates:

"The SonaVault Email Archiving software solution employs reliable safeguards including encryption to ensure that the email is tamper-proof without the possibility of being altered. Our secure archiving solution is achieved through encryption and hash calculations to determine the tampering of emails. SonaVault uses Microsoft's Journaling mechanism to extract and archive messages. This ensures that every message which goes out and enters an Microsoft Exchange Archiving Server is archived even if the message is deleted by the user from his or her mailbox."

...

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:51 | 4881619 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Some more to possibily go with this if they are correct I would expect a plane hitting a few buildings in silicon valley also...

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/anonymous-warns-911-style-attack-los-ange...

The world renowned hacker activist group “Anonymous” issued one of their civic-minded warnings yesterday on behalf of the people of Los Angeles. Anonymous has indicated that they have information which leads them to believe that a false flag event similar to the twin tower attacks in New York is in the works for the Citi Bank building. The chief tenant of that building at this time is Freddie Mac.

 

They are specific in their information, with the attack expected on Friday, November 15th. They indicated that their information alerted them to SWAT drills being conducted in the downtown area in a manner different from other drills which have been recently carried out. They did not specify in what way they were different.

 

They also stated that the insurance coverage for the building has been dropped with the exception of those portions of coverage which provide for special conditions, physical damage, and coverages related to terrorism. Those coverages remain in effect, according to Anonymous’ sources. They identify the certificate holder for the insurance Hines Vaf.

 

In addition to the Citi Bank building, the adjacent US Bank building is also named as a possible target in the Anonymous warning. They recommend that people avoid the buildings in particular this Friday, but the window for a possible terror event appears to be for several days. The buildings are located at the intersection of South Flower and West Fifth St. in Los Angeles.

 

Anonymous does not claim to have concrete proof of plans to destroy the building(s), but they found enough similarities between this possible event and the suspicious circumstances surrounding the attacks of September 11th that they chose to err on the side of caution by coming forward with the information at this time.

...

Follow the money if you see stuff like this happening then you know they are onto something.

One week before 9/11 happened the Zim Shipping Company broke it's lease it held for 30 years and moved out of the World Trade Center. Zim Shipping is half owned by the Rothschilds....

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:52 | 4881621 Atomizer
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The emails are available. They like to play, this story is important, err This story has new legs game. In fucking 6 hours we could round up all of these IRS liars. Anyone in contempt of court goes directly to jail. Not in Obamaland, kangaroo executive branches of law turn a blind eye. 

Should we hack the offsite servers to get the IRS information? Contempt of law never lands any public sector pompous into jail. 

I can bet we go to jail for exposing the IRS Emails. Get back with you. 

 

 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:15 | 4881545 lasvegaspersona
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#sand

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:14 | 4881657 kw2012
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LOL Pound Sand

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:18 | 4881550 teslaberry
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the bottom line here is the united states wants to keep iran at bay and attack its petrodollar anatogism in the long run. 

 

so they are going to support the destruction of power of the shia in southern iraq. 

 

the only way it could cut otherwise is if the united states TURNS AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA WITH A FULL ON REVERSAL IN WHICH CASE THE SAUDI'S WILL HAVE A RUSSIAN OR CHINESE BACKED GOVERNMENT, EITHER BEFORE DURING OR AFTER WHATEVER UPHEAVAL WOULD RESULT FROM U.S. TURNING ON SAUDI ARABIA. 

 

IF THE EAST DOES NOT BACK A HYPOTHETICAL TURN BY THE U.S. AGAINST IT'S LONG TIME SATRAP, THIS MEANS THE EAST IS SECRETLY PART OF THE CHARADE OF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE EAST-----A SOPHISTICATED DIVIDE AND CONQUER STRATEGY. 

 

EITHER WAY, IT SEEMS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE U.S. TO TURN ON THE SAUDIS AS THERE IS NO OTHER BETTER SLAVE STATE THAT COULD SERVE THE INTERESTS OF AN AGGRESIVE EMPIRE TRYING TO COBBLE TOGETHER A SINGLE WORLD GOVERNMENT. 

 

SO FOR THE SHORT TERM MOST REALIST PUNDITS NOT ON TELEVISION WILL AGREE THAT THE U.S. IS BACKSTABBING THE SHIA GOVERNMENT IT CREATED IN IRAQ BECAUSE IRAN HAS TOO MUCH INFLUENCE AND ARE GOING TO GO TO PLAN B WHICH IS START A SECTARIAN CIVIL WAR AND PRETEND THE U.S. IS NOT ACTUALLY SUPPORTING THIS WAR BY SOUNDING CONFUSED ON TELEVISION AND TO THE MASS MEDIA. 

THIS IS ALL THE MORE HUMOROUS BY RUSSIA AND IRAN OFFERING TO BACK THE U.S. MADE IRAQI GOVERNMENT , WITH CHINA TO SOON STEP IN IF THEIR SAUDI OIL SUPPLIERS DON'T MAKE IT CLEAR TO THE CHINESE TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ. 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 22:41 | 4881817 JohnG
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#yayayapleasestopyellingwegetit.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:23 | 4882141 7.62x54r
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Are you posting from somewhere that requires morse code?

Don't they have a keyboard with a shift key on the Titanic?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 12:55 | 4882950 Emergency Ward
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Archy accidently jumped on the CAPS LOCK key.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:22 | 4881561 Dre4dwolf
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Welcome to America where everyone always tweets about doing something, but never actually does anything haha . . . an astoroid could be heading for earth, and the president and all the scientists and engineers who could save us would be too busy tweeting #savetheplanet , and no one, not one soul will actually get up to build the rocket to #savetheworld

 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:38 | 4881913 sosoome
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Perception is all that matters.

Much more important to make it seem as if I care, than to actually care.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 00:38 | 4882013 Dre4dwolf
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The sad state of things is , that it has indeed become "trendy" to pretend to care, to show artificial "support" for a "cause" but to never actually take any-action to imrpove the supposed situation in question.

Because if the problem was ever solved, the trendy twitter people will have nothing left to pretend to "care about" and their artificial virtual identity will fall apart without something to protest.

 

Essentially  . . . Tyler Durden : People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it. 

&

again Tyler Durden :Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.  

Doesn't get much simpler than that. . .

 

Posting a "#supportBLAH" does not make you a hero, and does not make you more interesting, believing it does is definitely some kind of social psychosis.

 

 

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 09:02 | 4882401 csmith
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You've discovered the liberal doctrine!!!

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:30 | 4881579 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Off topic but of interest since you know what comes next if the courts rule in favor of this over in the EU.

http://reason.com/archives/2014/06/17/obesity-as-disability-in-european-...

Can employers legally discriminate against the obese? That's the question currently before the top court in the European Union. At the heart of the issue is whether obesity is to be considered a disability under the E.U.'s Employment Equality Directive, which protects people against employment discrimination based on religion, sexual orientation, age, or disability status.

The case comes to the European Court of Justice (ECJ) from Denmark (home of voteman), where 350-pound child caretaker Karsten Kaltoft says he was fired from his position for being too fat. Kaltoft's employer, Billund Kommune, said his dismissal had nothing to do with his weight and was the result of an overall decrease in childcare enrollments. 

But the case could reverberate far beyond the particular fates of Kaltoft and Billund. If the ECJ decides to label obesity a disability, it would be be binding throughout the European Union.

...

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:16 | 4881662 Atomizer
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Who cares about the EU. Tell me how many times those unproductive motherfuckers have been bailed out.

Answer my question. 

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:45 | 4881711 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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It sets precedent and then the cases start in the US next.

And to answer your question I don't know how many times and frankly my dear I don't give a damn since it has nothing to do with the issue being decided in court.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:25 | 4882143 7.62x54r
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Yup, welfare for the fat, so they can spend more time eating and watching TV.

Almost as much fun as claiming you are gay to avoid getting fired.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:32 | 4881583 Colonel Klink
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#Pleasetakeourwookie

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:42 | 4881602 buzzsaw99
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#LETTHEWOOKIEWIN

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:43 | 4881605 Wahooo
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We'll be so easy to invade and overthrow.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 20:53 | 4881623 MedicalQuack
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White House is living virtual world and if it's not a hash tag, the we get junk science from the White House email bot..

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/06/junk-science-appearing-everywhere...

Either way it's bot, bot world.  Sure a hash tag shows support but as the comic image says above, you need to do more than that and that's where the White House is as well as Congress this week.  Look at what Dr. Oz went through as a female Senator needed to vent and chose the floor of the Senate for her arena.  This aslo showed how far outside the real world folks are today as they seem to have forgotten their televisions have both on/off button and a channel changer on their TVs if you don't want to listen to Dr. Oz...

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/06/dr-oz-and-senate-and-now-for-some...

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:15 | 4881637 tony wilson
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isis is mossad,mi6,the jewish house of saud and the cia.

these banksy style hashtag  art rebrandings no doubt came from centcom jordan or incirlik turkey both locations are major isis training grounds.

the dude in the foto above has a small cock and balls.

 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 22:10 | 4881758 F.A. Hayek
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Huh?

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 22:15 | 4881768 MagicMoney
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Are you the great F. A. Hayek for real???

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 04:32 | 4882225 Fuh Querada
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Mr Wilson is doubtlessly referring to the putative male gender of Michael Obama. Suggest websearch.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 11:20 | 4882697 edifice
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I think Michael/Michelle/Wookie does a ton of Arnold Presses, along with some Dumbbell Pullovers, to get those massive delts and lats. The lats are quite impressive, actually. Is our President married to a transgendered person? Is it not plain to see that this is the Roman Bathouse, circa 400 AD? You know how well that ended... Is it possible to even prepare for what is coming?

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:47 | 4881718 Duc888
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since ISIS was funded by your tax dollarz, this is just a case of some Hummerz move from one subsidized "dealer" lot to another.

 

Don't fret little ones.....

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:48 | 4881720 gatorengineer
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Close guantanamo let the Shia's out to fight in Iraq, and let the Sunnis out to fight in Syria....   Gotta think big...

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 21:53 | 4881730 Jack Burton
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I can't wait to get up in the mornings in order to see what comes next. Iraq, 1 trillion pissed away. Afghanistan 1 trillion pissed away. Syria, thousands of US armed and trained Al-Qaeda pouring into IRaq to fuck over Uncle Scam. Now we have the spector of US supported Nazi's in Ukraine about to get roally fucked over when their number gets called. Billions pissed away in Ukraine, 15 billion and the meter is running. At home, trillions printed and given to banks and speculators to manipulate markets and transfer wealth to the 1%. All this shit, and the Government expects our loyalty and support, our tax money and our kids for their troops. All that so they can carry on fucking up everything just like the last 12 years. Same people in power, Same Pentagon, Same State Department, Same Congress. The same rulers will rule going into the future. DOes this encourage anyone? Other than the terrorists that is?

Americans have been duped, but we have also LET ourselves be duped. Fool us once, shame on them, fool us 100+ times, shame on US!

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:37 | 4881908 Bdelande
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At the end of the day, it will be 5 trillion USD spent in total.........................

 

The U.S. wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will cost taxpayers $4 trillion to $6 trillion, taking into account the medical care of wounded veterans and expensive repairs to a force depleted by more than a decade of fighting, according to a new study by a Harvard researcher.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 00:20 | 4881994 studfinder
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Just to put it into perspective...that is $15,625 that every man/woman and child in the US owes for this crap wars that solved nothing, yet enriched a few in the MIC/oil/energy industries...left 1000's dead, wounded, etc etc....disgusting. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:27 | 4882144 7.62x54r
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It won't be completely wasted. The Russians will claim that 10 billion dollar embassy once their clients push AQ out of Iraq.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 13:53 | 4883137 Otrader
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Nothing is really wasted.  The money is simply transferred from one source to another.  In this case from the little people to the uber wealthy. 

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 22:16 | 4881775 MagicMoney
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Very funny. The Obamas would be best stop embarassing themselves just by staying out of foreign affairs period.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 12:37 | 4882893 Emergency Ward
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Michelle is tuning up for her future Senate run.

As an Armed Services Committee member she will advocate for compassionate carpet-bombing of Africa.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:10 | 4881870 the grateful un...
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you don't suppose ISIS is a GOP SuperPac?

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:26 | 4881890 hooligan2009
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ha ha ha ha....michelle probably cant understand why (when she has cocktail parties) the world doesnt do what she just knowssss is right... funny thing about cocktail parties...they are indistinguishable from bar fly conversations and have about as much relevance to how people internalize tragedy when they suffer the consequences of assholes policies..

look the answer is simple...mnd your own fewking business and let other people mind theirs..you dont know, you dont get it and you never will..

ps.. the other poster said "can we have our two trillion dollars back and i promise not to drone kill any more of your children and old folk"

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 23:37 | 4881911 marcusfenix
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well, at least they have a sense of humor...

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 09:41 | 4882493 boattrash
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Cthonic, thanks. Kinda sad to see Gaddafi, a true victim of this "covert" criminal administration.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 00:17 | 4881981 joego1
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Let me see if I remember what it was that Bin Laden said was his primary goal..... was to-

"Bankrupt the U.S."

#mission accomplished got humvees

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:28 | 4882145 7.62x54r
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If bankrupting the US was his goal, he could have accomplished that by staying home in Saudi Arabia and fucking his wives or goats.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 00:18 | 4881986 studfinder
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Sometimes I think the world can't get anymore fucked up...then it does.    Sooner or later a large comet is going to fix all of this :)

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:29 | 4882147 7.62x54r
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Pray for the Sweet Meteor Of Doom!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 00:49 | 4882033 Joe A
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Funny in a way but it also shows how little empathy these animals have for kidnapped girls. As far as I am concerned these fuckers can all die miserable deaths -preferably covered in lard so they have some explaining to do to their god.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:43 | 4882149 7.62x54r
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It's in the Koran, the Suras, and the Hadiths. Unbelievers can all be taken as captives of the left hand.

Filipina housemaids have no fucking clue what awaits them when they answer those Saudi help wanted ads.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 01:12 | 4882069 Oldballplayer
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As a patriotic American, it pains me to see our talent and treasure going to waste as the Iraquis run and hide from a force 10% their size.

It pains me to see our material being sent against our "allies".

But, damn!  Making fun of Michelle makes you guys hard to hate.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:37 | 4882155 7.62x54r
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It's pitiful.

Every last damned Iraqi recruit just wanted a job, and did not want to fight.

This is what happens when you put a Madisonian in charge during a war. You leave that to the Jacksonians. When they go to war they break shit, kill people, and then leave.

#ScrewNationBuilding

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 01:14 | 4882073 yogibear
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Iraq and soon Afghanistan are disasters. The White house touted Iraq to be a success.

Now the war mongers in the White House are looking for another war.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 13:31 | 4883064 Otrader
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controlled disasters.  It's simply a very lonnnnng chess game with no time restriction between moves.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 01:22 | 4882088 fukidontknow
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Krugman will be creaming himself - thinking about replacements.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 01:59 | 4882113 teslaberry
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this is just benghazi on such a bigger scale. the u.s. set this whole shit up and made their 'mistake' look like an unplanned confiscation of a ton of weapons into the hands of the anti-assadists. 

 

lemme guess they will do their best to find people to 'blame' for this happening. 

you gotta give the cia credit they realized it would be hard to get billions of large pieces of equipment to al queda witout being noticed. so they just left it for them to take and call it an 'upset' to our policies. 

what a great way to save face about funding a massive war. 

the thing is NO ONE of any importance belives this shit anyome. like putin laughing at a french interviewer who asked him why he was nervous about polish nato missile shield because it was pointed it 'iran'. 

putin laughed , the world laughs at americas feigned 'incompetence' to get weapons into the hands of al queda. 

 

so what will the world do? 

will putin really start shipping tons of weapons to the shia iraqi government? that would be remarkeable and frankly scary, as the u.s. would no doubt escalate. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:39 | 4882156 7.62x54r
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Of course he will. When he is done, Syria, Iraq, and Iran will all be secure Russian clients.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 07:14 | 4882291 piliage
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Classic political segmentation strategy. US is a client of Sunni (House of Saudi), so Russia buddies up to the Shia/Alawite. It really must be getting embarrassing even for Putin at this stage how his is able to bitch-slap Obama at will.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:08 | 4882125 Steel Magnolia
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Can we expect the next hashtag to say --->#Winning

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 02:41 | 4882159 Dr. Destructo
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To understand America is to understand the need for #perpetualchaos. Endless conflict requires endless intervention, and endless enemies for us Americans to hate and fear. What better way for a totalitarian government to perpetuate itself than to instill terror into the hearts and minds of the slaves than to say that the "terrorists" want to take away what little they have? While said totalitarian government government states that they defend us from the horrors of the world they take away our right to harvest rain water, to save our money, to protest our foreign policy without retaliation, and to collect precious metals.

It's time to act.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 13:28 | 4883055 Otrader
Sun, 06/22/2014 - 06:24 | 4882267 RevRex
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Google MICHELLE OBAMA PENIS, then hit IMAGES......

 

Now tell me, what exactly are those things poking out from her crotch?

 

This would explain why there are ZERO pictures of Michelle when pregnant and ZERO pictures of either of the ObowelMovements holding their infant daughters.....

 

MICHAEL LAVAUGHN ROBINSON!

 

The Socialist Semite Democrat Media has lied about everything for the Obama's, just as they lied about just about everything to malign Bush.

 

 

Some people are just too stupid to get it......and some of those are the people (idiots) here that keep saying "both parties are the same"....

 

 

Explain WHY the media treats both parties so differently, IF they really are both the same!

 

 

Idiot morons trust the Socialist Semite Media to tell them the truth.

 

 

 Note how down arrowing cowards never answer honestly....

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 07:52 | 4882311 know-zilch
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Stupid phucks...drive those HUMVs and it's your GPS to hell...locator is onboard...if any of you rug heads now what we used to call lowjack then its fun fun fun...enjoy the ride...

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 09:13 | 4882431 d edwards
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Look at Moochelle's sad puppy dog eyes and pouty lips-doesn't that just make you want to

puke?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 10:31 | 4882595 22winmag
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Studies have shown Twitter users believe themselves to be "sexier" and "better in bed" than Farcebook users.

Case closed...

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 10:41 | 4882611 q99x2
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If anyone under attack wants a solution they will stop the source of funding to the opposition by going directly to the individuals responsible for providing it. Otherwise they shall be suspect of conspiracy.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 10:53 | 4882643 orangegeek
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http://nypost.com/2014/06/21/inside-the-jealous-feud-between-the-obamas-...

 

Clintons helped Barry and Barry now forgets.  Funny this Barry guy - fatherless, motherless pig.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 11:20 | 4882698 Duc888
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Rev rex  "Some people are just too stupid to get it......and some of those are the people (idiots) here that keep saying "both parties are the same"...."

" Note how down arrowing cowards never answer honestly...."


 

It's called controlled opposition (rolling eyes).

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 12:00 | 4882798 insect0man
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But will they apply their sense of humor toward pulling the curtain back on the fraudulent nature of their religious state-establishment?

Nooooooooo!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 12:10 | 4882823 Obamanism
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#SyrianRebelsRNowISIS

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 14:30 | 4883223 tony wilson
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poor said michelle obarme

 

it has a cock

beneath that cock

hangeth

a sack

inside that sack

dangle

2 balls.

so tell me does that

make this  doped up crackhead  a fella?

 

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 14:49 | 4883286 aleph_0
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Just take out the tires and withdrawl. Don't fret about run-flat. #Michelankiller

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 16:25 | 4883529 yellowsub
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Unusual for your typical militant group to even have tech to use PS and upload it to social media.  

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:24 | 4884120 bigrooster
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STOP calling IT a lady!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:19 | 4884249 YouSerious
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End of the day 

 

Neocons vs. Islam running the world?

 

I pick those that can read anyday of the week

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 06:25 | 4892384 Otto Zitte
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My mother was wookie

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