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The Shark Has Jumped the Shark
I'm speechless. Just speechless.
I present to you: Entrepreneur Barbie. This is not a joke. ("Entering the entrepreneurial world, this independent professional is ready for the next big pitch. Barbie Entrepreneur doll wears a sophisticated dress in signature pink that features modern color blocking and a sleek silhouette. Her "smartphone," tablet and briefcase are always by her side")
I'm an entrepreneur. A real one. An honest-to-God, up-from-the-bootstraps, take-on-the-world entrepreneur. I assure you that signature pink and a sleek silhouette were never involved. Neither was modern color blocking (unless you count the fact that, when needed, I could match a blue shirt with khakis). "Entrepreneur" has officially lost every shred of its meaning.
Oh, and if you're not fully-convinced that the current tech bubble makes the one from 1999 seem like the makings of a wise and prudent group of deep thinkers, I offer this bonus:
Hey, world! March 2000 called. It wants its bubble back.
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U4 - Next we need the family law barbie doll. She has a brief in one hand and med kit in the other to inspect Ken with. If Ken has a penis he gets a tax and loses his doll house.
Naw, we need real world Barbie.
After 4 hours of playing with her, she gains 50 pounds and a fupa, divorces Ken and ends up with both cars and the playhouse.
Ken's hair falls out and you get a coupon to buy Ken's one room efficiency apt. playpad (with futon!) in a 'transition' neighborhood.
There is a pretty hilarious pic of Barbie at 50 circulating on FB. I can't figure out how to post it or copy it to here but it does finally show Barbie anatomically correct. Big belly, saggy boobs. Ankles still so thin probably can't hold her , but she's a potato couch so maybe she doesn't walk anymore.
Found it. At least she looks happy, really happy!
http://failuretolisten.com/2014/01/20/barbie-gets-old-and-fat-at-50/
the guys feet are too small
He doesn't appear to be terribly excited to be standing in front of a naked Barbie. Maybe he'd rather be with Ken.
'His' name must be Richard 'Dick' Missing...
Barbie porn is so plastic