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Despite "Giving Americans A Blow Job", Polish Foreign Minster Says "US Alliance Is Worthless"

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Well this is awkward. A week after the Polish central bank was busted offering favors to the government (exposing its utter un-independence); the same Polish news magazine has obtained s ecret recording of Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski saying that Poland's relationship with the United States was worthless. The Wprost news magazine said the recording was of a private conversation between Sikorski and Jacek Rostowski (finance minister) with such headlines as "you know that the Polish-US alliance isn't worth anything;" also describing Warsaw's attitude towards the United States using the Polish word "murzynskosc" - roughly translated as a negro slave - "It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security ... Complete bullshit. We'll get in conflict with the Germans, Russians and we'll think that everything is super, because we gave the Americans a blow job. Losers. Complete losers." USA - making friends wherever they go.

 

As The Guardian reports,

A Polish news magazine said on Sunday it had obtained a secret recording of Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski, in contention for a senior European Union job, saying that Poland's relationship with the United States was worthless.

 

The Wprost news magazine said the recording was of a private conversation earlier this year between Sikorski and Jacek Rostowski, a member of parliament with the ruling Civic Platform who until last year was finance minister.

 

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Aides to Sikorski and Rostowski said they had no immediate comment. A government spokeswoman said it was hard to form a view based on a few excerpts of a conversation, but there might be a comment later.

 

According to a transcript of excerpts of the conversation that was published by Wprost on its Internet site, Sikorski told Rostowski: "You know that the Polish-US alliance isn't worth anything."

 

"It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security ... Complete bullshit. We'll get in conflict with the Germans, Russians and we'll think that everything is super, because we gave the Americans a blow job. Losers. Complete losers."

 

According to the transcript, Sikorski described Warsaw's attitude towards the United States using the Polish word "murzynskosc."

 

That derives from the word "murzyn," which denotes a dark-skinned person and someone who does the work for somebody else, according to the PWN Polish language dictionary.

Of course - there is no official response yet (but no denials either)...

Asked by Reuters to comment on the transcript of Sikorski's conversation with Rostowski, foreign ministry spokesman Marcin Wojciechowski said: "We do not comment on media speculation ... Possible comments will be published only after the whole magazine is published."

 

Government spokeswoman Malgorzata Kidawa-Blonska said the government was waiting for publication of the full recordings before commenting.

We presume we will hear that these comments were taken out of context or some such excuse but we are not really sure what context they belong in that makes it all 'acceptable'?

It appears no matter where you look; no matter how 'allied' a nation is, it is turning its back on the US...

The magazine did not say who recorded the conversation, or how it obtained the recording... which makes one wonder if the KGB had a hand in it? Alienating 2 key NATO players.

 

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Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:06 | 4883602 SmilinJoeFizzion
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Who's left to piss off.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:14 | 4883631 COSMOS
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Maybe his blow job just wasn't good enough.  I certainly dont remember it and neither do most Americans.  So it means it was a really uneventful one.

Hey we need some Pollack jokes.

How many Pollacks does it take to give a blow job.....

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:15 | 4883633 Latina Lover
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Only one, but he usually burns his mouth on the tailpipe, trying to blow up the car.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:20 | 4883656 Latina Lover
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The Polacks  dirty hands  are all over the Kiev Coup and their continued help for the criminal oligarchs that control Ukraine is starting to really irritate the Russians.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:24 | 4883669 economics9698
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Fucking empire going down quick with the Manchurian president.  Reminds me of Detroit going down in the 1970’s.  85 IQ and 138 IQ know it all mother fuckers running the show.  Almost time to start running for the hills.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:36 | 4883707 Grande Tetons
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Almost time to start running for the hills.

The hills will be crowded pretty soon. 

Bail Ins...

Capital Controls...

Travel Restrictions...

General Fucking Mayhem...

Yep. The hills, nice place.  Might wanna get a vanity plate once you get residency status.

    Omega1

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:01 | 4883763 Haus-Targaryen
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He is right, though.  I mean, lets be honest.  If Russia sent in a couple dozen armored divisions from Kaliningrad into Warsaw, you actually think the USSA would come to Poland's aide, and immediately invade ... 

Actually, we've started wars over less -- so maybe.  

Then again, we wouldn't be bombing weddings, asprin factories and used car lots -- but rather someone who will fight back.  So then again, probably not.  

Statement is spot on.  The question about Poland and it's relationship with Mother Russia is a question of when, not if.  

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:37 | 4883861 Anusocracy
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Poland is no better nor worse than any other country on Earth.

About 2% of the people want to leave other people alone and 98% think they know how to run the entire Universe.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:28 | 4884029 NoDebt
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"Fuck the EU"?  No, no, no, Ms. Nuland.  Fuck YOU.

Can you imagine what lesser US allies think of us?  As was said in the top-kick post, not many left to piss off at this point.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:40 | 4884046 Anusocracy
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Was that European Union EU or Etats Unis EU?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:29 | 4884131 Scarlett
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Why are we taking so long?  Why aren't we pissing off Canada? What are we waiting for?  Let's go get those fucking beavers to feed McCain. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:16 | 4884241 TeamDepends
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McCain, belonging to the reptilian genome inbreeding program, prefers insects.  Watch.you.tu.be,35T8oo5mu4ch40***timeonyourhands)maybe&you:shouldbe gardeninghimom!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 22:00 | 4884328 TeamDepends
Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:56 | 4884600 All Risk No Reward
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It is too bad that people can't use the language very well.

"Americans" is a very misleading term.

It is the supranational Money Power Tyrants that are wielding almost all countries they aren't threatening and/or bombing against the "everyday person" the world over.

It is the INTERNATIONAL Money Power vs everyone else.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:40 | 4883864 stoneworker
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I think everyone has to calm down a little and realize that all people actually think alike so nobody that is already in NATO is going to get invaded anytime soon....no Russian wants to invade Poland...I mean seriously for what? There are no resources there, the climate isn't that good....might as well develop the far east region which has much more resources. Ukraine is a different story though...Putin has to act on the wishes of the Russians who are all intermarried with the Ukrainians....if he did nothing during this coup he would have nationalists/patriots seiging the Kremlin wall in a couple of months.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:32 | 4884035 NoDebt
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"no Russian wants to invade Poland...I mean seriously for what? "

Another warm water port?  Russia has this thing for warm water ports.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:33 | 4884273 stoneworker
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Just to clarify you are not talking about the black sea, because Poland has no ports there.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:44 | 4884584 COSMOS
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Kaliningrad is also further west than Poland and the Russians have a big port over there. I think it can be considered warm water since the Baltic Sea doesn't freeze over I believe.  Then they have Sevastopol in their Crimea and finally I think Vladivostok on the Pacific does not ice over.  That makes like three ports.  Not too bad.  Maybe they can do the Chinese thing and claim some atoll in the Pacific and build an artificial port and airport there.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 02:17 | 4884589 stoneworker
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It's not really about ports despite what most people think. I had Russians explain this to me. Before all of this started in Ukraine they were thinking of constructing a port in Novorossisk....it's on the coast of the black sea. Yes it would take some serious capital, but they were willing to do it before the neocons decided to play chicken with a nation that has the enemy at its gates and enough weapons to send the world to hell in a giant ball of fire.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 03:09 | 4884783 COSMOS
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Interesting you bring this up.  I think Colonel Klink pointed out a major problem with that port that was really causing the Russians some Consternation, getting Crimea back was a GODSEND.

http://www.automotivelogisticsmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/file/Sessi...

last frame in this slide presentation says

Novorossiysk (KSK) Max LOA 140 meters (5000 - 7000 dwt vessel with 1300 lm capacity) 7,5 - 9 meters No protecting moles, several affected by S - winds from October till April, utilization coefficient below 0,35 It was far from an ideal port for the Russians but they would of had no choice.  Putin really delivered the big one for Mother Russia.  That dude should be called Putin the Great.  He is right up there with Peter and Catherine the Great
Mon, 06/23/2014 - 06:24 | 4884866 stoneworker
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You are absolutely right it would be problematic to build, but it can be done. Here is why I think Putin did what he did. Putin had an unspoken contract with the west that neither side would interfere with the post soviet republics(meaning revolutions...invasions...) and work only through legal means such as trade opportunities, loans....all that good stuff. Russia recently launched the Eurasian union with Belarus and Kazkhastan they wanted Ukraine to also be included(in my opinion this would be beneficial to Ukraine but that is not the point right now), so Putin offered Yanukovich a loan to turn down the EU association agreement and join the Eurasian Union. Yanukovich had no choice since the EU deal is really a killer for all Ukrainian manufacturing, andthey needed money from somebody to refinance their debt. The US saw that Ukraine was slipping away and a poweful union was forming so they broke the agreement and supported a coup. I think they even caught the Europeans of guard(think f*ck the EU) this is why everything seems so badly coordinated. Putin's response was simple since you broke the rules we are also going to break the rules...Crimea...eastern Ukraine?...The thing that I think is obvious is that none of this will end well for the Ukrainian people.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:11 | 4884505 quasimodo
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Polish sausage? That has to be it. If they can corner the market on Polish sausage then we are all irretrieveably fucked.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 22:42 | 4884430 Frankie Carbone
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Bullshit. Germany and Russia tried to carve up Poland precisely because of her resources.  

 

Upper Silesian Coal Basin (PolishGórno?l?skie Zag??bie W?glowe, GZWCzechHornoslezské uhelné pánve) is a coal basin in Silesia in Poland and Czech Republic.[1] It also contains a number of other minable resources (methane, cadmium, lead, silver and zinc). Resources of coal to a depth to 1000 meters - about 70 billion tons, the conditions for the extraction - good.[1]

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:45 | 4884585 stoneworker
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Are you serious right now?...Russia wasting lives for more resources of coal...I can see the Germans making a big deal about Silesia. Polish casualites due to the German invasion 904,000 total loses 660 00 dead. Soviet up to 20 000 wounded 3 000 dead. Now point to the Molotov- Ribbentrop pact all you want, but it is obvious from these figures that the Soviets simply walked in...hell I will even go as far as saying that perhaps they even saved some Polish lives because of this. Sovereign and independent nations can only exist if they are capable of defending themselves.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 01:43 | 4884725 alus
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Poland has the biggest reservers of rare earth metals (on Mazury region at the North). The amount of these reserves are so huge Poland would be able to easily buy any other small country in Europe. They are not yet used as for now (protected environment), but in the future who knows?

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 02:57 | 4884778 Miles Ahead
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Great.  Fun Facts from Poland for Dummies!  Vol II. 

The biggest reservers are just overweight from eating too much kovbasa and actually they reserve their rare earths from the China market.

What's the going price on small European countries anyway?  Shucks, I may want to pool my mates and look into buying one.  Is the EU membership transferrable to new owner as well?  What about all the women folk?

-99, but nice try.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 05:06 | 4884822 alus
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If your knowledge about the world is so small, it doesn't matter that you can say such things.

Poland - no1 of silver and copper mining in the Europe, the same coal. Plenty of other minerals.

Abt. rare earth elements (google translate):

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=pl&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie...

All these political movements are for power, energy sources and money. The rest is just fairytales for people like you.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 06:35 | 4884870 stoneworker
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I stopped reading your link after " All this is worth 355 billion USD"...I guess being the no1 miner in Europe really does not mean much nowadays...the oil in Crimea alone is worth at least a trillion dollars. Anyway the point I was trying to make is that Russia is not really going to be grabbing these resources especially militarily. It is simply not worth it. Foreign "investors" on the other hand...well good luck to you Poles I hope you enjoyed giving the BJ.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 08:30 | 4885040 Frankie Carbone
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Thank you for dispelling the red herring that I was about to address. Myopia over energy resource vs resources in general led to his comments

Add to that the strawman of a future fight over Poland when I was merely pointing out that Poland has valuable resources.  Ughh.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:35 | 4883705 Hugh G Rection
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What do you call a cute Polish baby?

Adopted.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:37 | 4883713 Grande Tetons
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What do you call a good looking girl in Warsaw? 

A tourist. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:41 | 4883720 Hugh G Rection
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Oh I ghetto it...

I'd tell another Jewish joke, but I'm sure you've heard it 6 million times.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:58 | 4883758 0b1knob
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Why don't Polish politicians use vibrators?

They chip their teeth.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 03:06 | 4884782 Miles Ahead
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Sorry guys and gals.  I think these are English (UK) jokes.  If not, they'd be more appropos...  Come on now... cute babies? Polish chicks vs. English... do we really need to do this?  Guys too, if you're into that.  I'm sure it would be a draw at worst, but I doubt even that.

BTW, that 6 million joke needs to be seriously revised since Auschwitz Museum officially reduced their tally, head count, significantly... you know, the Berlin Wall fell, and all kinds of previously hidden records were discovered.  Sorry to be a party pooper.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 07:32 | 4884925 Urban Redneck
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And ironically- 6,000,000 is still the number of Polish casualties in WW2. Despite the many recounts- that number doesn't seem to change.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:33 | 4883854 -.-
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A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi are walking along a sidewalk in NY together...

They are talking about work, life, and family when they happen to start past a park with a few kids pushing one another on the swings and going down the slide laughing...

..............................................................................................................................................................

Priest: *Nudges the rabbi*

Rabbi: Wha?

Priest: Look! *pointing in direction of the merry-making youth*

 What do you say to us fucking those kids?

Rabbi: Sure, but out of what?

..............................................................................................................................................................

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:18 | 4883997 Hulk
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How do you get a polish woman pregnant ???

Cum in her shoes, let the flies do the rest !!!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:39 | 4884045 Hugh G Rection
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Hey I told that one already!

A Jewish businessman is talking with his rabbi about the new store he just opened.  The rabbi tells him to be sure and get flood insurance, fire insurance and theft insurance.

The businessman looks puzzled and asks... "Rabbi, how do I start a flood???"

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:35 | 4884277 Chupacabra-322
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@ Hugh G,

What does a Jewish woman do to her asshole every morning? Send him to work.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:16 | 4883799 copernicus
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do you even hold a passport LOL

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:39 | 4883853 Jorgen
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What do you call a good looking girl in Warsaw? 

A tourist.

The above bad joke is a proof you have never been to Poland or Eastern Europe. I returned from Ukraine and Poland less than a month ago and can assure you that what you wrote is an absolute ignorant BS. Unless, you made a typo and it was supposed to be:

What do you call a fat looking girl in Warsaw?

An American tourist.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:47 | 4883887 SofaPapa
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+1.

Based on my experience in Warsaw in 2007, there are plenty of truly hot girls there.  They don't age well, though...

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 03:19 | 4884789 Miles Ahead
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Exactly.  Good to see my contribution (several comments above) has support from other sources.  BTW, never lived in Warsaw, but I did grow up in Cleveland! lol...

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:17 | 4883998 Postal
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No shit. I've spent some time in both Kiev and Donetsk: The girls there are awesome! Orders of magnitude better (in both looks and personality) than any American girl.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:25 | 4884021 Jack Burton
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Personality? I give American girls a low zero for that trait. Fuck'n brain dead, or worse, mega bitches. Even the young ones are now reaching Bitch stage at about 16. In my day, we called them chicks because they were so sweet, 16-21 ages were pretty nice girls. Now a days, I have seen mega bitches 16 years old, going off like what 50 year olds used to. What makes them reach bitch stage so early now days?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:12 | 4884091 TheMeatTrapper
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It's the sense of entitlement combined with brain dead parents that think they should give them everything. I have two neices that have never worked a day in their lives, but both were given brand new cars on their 16th birthday. I'm 51 years old and drive a used truck. 

We have high school girls here that have already had cosmetic surgery. Boob jobs. 

At the local fast food joint, you can stop in for breakfast before school. It's a parade of unbelieveably good looking girls driving BMW's having breakfast before high school starts. They look 22 years old. They are 16 and 17 years old. Daddy pays for everything. BMW, insurance and Spring Break in Cozumel. 

Daddy ought to be taking them fishing and teaching them how to clean a fish and fry it up. 

Discalimer: Ms. Miffed excluded - she is the resident exception to the rule :) 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:36 | 4884138 economics9698
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Mixing the 85 IQ with the 100 IQ fucks up the 100 IQ   Intentional government policy.  Karl Marx or some dead asshole.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:25 | 4884238 deflator
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nope--it is government rewriting social and marital contracts by decree...

just the natural order of things when you give an entity the power to determine what "money" is.

 

 What is an easier way to conquer a nation than to take power from the men and give it to women by decree?

 

 Women already have all of everything else we want, give them the money and they have everything.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 22:13 | 4884354 Jorgen
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What is an easier way to conquer a nation than to take power from the men and give it to women by decree?

This YT video fully backs up your opinion.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:50 | 4885279 Peanut Butter E...
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Guess you got a fragile brused ego, white girls get smarter or harder to pursuade by the generation and now most men just vent online says girls are this or that but in reality women no longer need to rely on men or beg for men's favorite just so he can throw her a shoulder to rely on.

Guys with brused ego, The only way you should counter act these situation is not breed with any female and stay a virgin okay? It would help rest of use that has natural charm with lesser competition.

Remember guys stay away from women or any human female.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 07:46 | 4884943 Ondoron
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My grandmother already said, that the prettiest girls and women are to be found in Poland. Go to Warsaw, sit down in a café in a mall and spot those pretty girls there! Half of them look like manequins. Not fatties like in the US. "Buy three, get one free!"

And, I am not POLISH!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:36 | 4883709 copernicus
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Why do the Jews always bring up Polack jokes?

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:37 | 4883712 Hugh G Rection
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So nobody tells any Khazarian jokes.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:43 | 4883714 Hugh G Rection
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A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground.

The priest says to the rabbi, "See that little boy, let's go down and fuck him."

The rabbi replies, "Great! Out of what???"

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:45 | 4883883 kill switch
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When it come to blow jobs some are better than others but I never had a bad one!!!!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:51 | 4883896 f16hoser
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I'm not Polish (German actually) but I will say this; the worst Blow Job I ever had was GREAT!

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:10 | 4884082 rwe2late
Mon, 06/23/2014 - 00:13 | 4884616 COSMOS
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It pisses me off to see those poor folks in East Europe being played by these corporate slime balls and intelligence services goons.  The Poles are up to their necks in this shit and I hope it comes back to bite them hard.  Its not that long ago in history that the Polish Lithuanian commonwealth was killing Ukrainians opposed to its harsh subjugation.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:30 | 4884557 gobsmack
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Should have lightened up on the teeth.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 02:48 | 4884773 RealityCheque
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It was probably a bit "toothy"

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 07:08 | 4884902 jerry_theking_lawler
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There is no such thing as a BAD blowjob.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:14 | 4883632 Latina Lover
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I guess one of the Polacks finally figured out that pissing off Russia, who supplies almost 100% of their natural gas is a bad idea.  And he is right, an alliance with the US is worthless.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:34 | 4883699 Hugh G Rection
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It's worthless unless you control DC, the media, and the banks.  Poland should have infiltrated us 100 years ago and set up the American Polish Public Affairs Committee... then we would be sucking on their Polish Dogs.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:35 | 4883704 copernicus
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Yeah that Polack , or any other for that matter, would snap you over his knee with two fingers ...

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:35 | 4883856 Karl von Bahnhof
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Sudden unexpected 100year floods in Poopland in 3...2...1

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:39 | 4884284 Chupacabra-322
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Blowjob? Wonder if he spits or swallows?

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 04:31 | 4884808 BorisTheBlade
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This 'alliance' is a relationship between a pawn that likes to think it is a bishop and a player who instead plays checkers vs. the bear that takes a chessboard and turns it upside down.

That alliance in fact is dangerous for Poland, not worthless.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:23 | 4883824 Berspankme
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Now reggie is even pissed. Wants barry all to himself

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:37 | 4884041 f16hoser
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...as in Reggie Love.

Obama = the Gay Prince.

Michelle O. = Michael O.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:37 | 4884146 Scarlett
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The overwhelming evidence so far suggests that "Michelle" may be Bigfoot.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:44 | 4884053 mrpxsytin
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Australia still loves you. Not sure why, but we do.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:17 | 4884244 TheReplacement
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Don't worry.  You'll get over it.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 22:30 | 4884391 Nexus789
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You may want to bend over with Tony 'the Tosser' Abbott and take it up the arse from the Yanks and that is your choice. The rest of us have a different opinion of the imploding US empire.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 00:54 | 4884669 mrpxsytin
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The curious thing is that I'm from Western Australia which has closer economic ties with Asia than it does with Eastern Australia. I don't think it will be long until we even have closer political ties with Asia than the rest of Australia. The rest of Australia does not care about Western Australia so long as they can keep living off of all the taxes they levy on us. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:54 | 4884190 Colonel Klink
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Other than their feigned indignation, Israel?

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 02:56 | 4884777 verum quod lies
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As they set our foreign policy, how is that possible? That would be suicidal on their part, and suicide is intended for the goy not the 'chosen people'.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 22:53 | 4884457 NEKO
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And when the shit finally does hit the fan - who will be America's allies? I've got a feeling she will be standing all alone. All those friends that were forced to stand in line by constant and very unsubtle arm twisting, will be gone. It won't be pretty.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 22:54 | 4884459 Kprime
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I gave u the green, but I am sure we can find many more to piss off.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:07 | 4883605 lotsoffun
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the truth hurts.  these guys know the truth.  few people want to hear it.

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:10 | 4883612 seek
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Really -- if anything, my estimation of the Polish government has gone up, because that statement is very much grounded in reality.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:20 | 4883654 Winston Churchill
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Yep, they get it.As disposable as a used condom.

The peons not so much, no happy ending for them.

Looks like the faith has gone,credit to folllow.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:29 | 4883685 tony wilson
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the polish government is an agent of israel,the mi6 and the cia nothing to be proud of.

this truth teller will be suicided or sacked or both.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:10 | 4883777 Iocosus
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And you'd think they'd have learned their lesson last time they gave the finger to the IMF. This time it won't be as subtle as a plane going down with the entire cabinet on board.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:18 | 4884247 TheReplacement
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They don't even have nailguns or shitgums in Poland do they?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:08 | 4883606 TheLooza
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Maybe if they gave a better BJ, we'd be nicer to them.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:34 | 4883666 COSMOS
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.. Complete bullshit. We'll get in conflict with the Germans, Russians and we'll think that everything is super, because we gave the Americans a blow job. Losers. Complete losers."

Really now maybe they should be nice and neighbourly and not look to get into conflicts with their neighbors.  Do they think they are Israel in the middle of a sea of Arabs?

Anyways since the Poles didn't swallow at the end of the blow job, it doesnt count in my book.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:48 | 4883869 commander gruze?
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In Polish when slashed-L is lost in translation and turns into regular L character, hilarity ensues:

"?aski" - mercy, favour. "Laski" - stick, slang for bj.

Still, general sense of the message is the same.

Edit: ffs zh, get your database character encoding right. Here's the character: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L_with_stroke

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:08 | 4883607 bonin006
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The comments seem acceptable to me, no matter what the context.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:36 | 4883710 COSMOS
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Context is pretty simple, they went to Afghanistan to teach the locals to bake perogies and now they want us to start a conventional war with the Russians so they can grab Western Ukraine while our boys die for them.

How is that for putting things into context for you.  Typical chick, she will fuck you and then ask for favors at the office.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:47 | 4883723 deflator
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bake perogies? do tell why to bake pierogies.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:52 | 4883743 flacon
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Because perogies, like ravioli, are Italian.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:35 | 4883857 deflator
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Because pierogies, like ravioli and pot stickers originated in China. FIFY

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:55 | 4883747 Grande Tetons
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Boiled perogies...which I think is more of Ukranian dish rather than a Polish one...served with a side of cold sour cream is actully really fucking good.  Sounds disgusting and looks like Elephant jizz.....but once you get past that....it is good eatin'

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:05 | 4883770 kareninca
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I posted after you did.  Yes, boiled!!!!!  And yes, Ukrainian.  I prefer the potato and cottage cheese ones (the ones I was taught to make), but my husband prefers sauerkraut ones and blueberry ones; what his aunts made.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:52 | 4883886 deflator
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 My kid loves the potato and cheese ones but he will eat saurkraut any way you put it in front of him. I am partial to the Asian versions of both dumplings and fermented cabbages.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:52 | 4883907 greatbeard
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>> really fucking good.

Boiled perogies.  Brings me back to my younger, much younger, days working construction in the Phily area.  Perogies, sour cream and butter. Damn those were good.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:00 | 4883761 kareninca
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You don't bake pierogies  -  you boil them.  Then sometimes you saute them.  What sort of deviant bakes pierogies???  The very thought makes me want to incite my menfolks to start a border war.

Thanks, Grandma, for teaching me to make the things.  I am guessing that in heaven they are less labor-intensive. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:27 | 4883805 Jorgen
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(...) now they want us to start a conventional war with the Russians so they can grab Western Ukraine while our boys die for them.

Messing up with Russia (using Ukraine) is not Poland's but the American corporatist elite's idea. Poland is only trying to piggyback on it, with potentially disastrous consequences for her in the near future. Like Poland, Slovakia and Hungary also lost some of their territory to Ukraine as a result of WW2 but their politicians are more cool-headed than the Polish ones.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:15 | 4884096 R3ap3R
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I'm really starting to appreciate your comments with all its dirty talk Cosmos. cracks me up each time. But yeah what the FM said is what i thought when Obama visted Poland, he should just man up to it. Shows some balls plus the comment it self was spot on

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:14 | 4883615 deflator
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 Nothing worse than the, "obligatory" blowjob. Gotta love Polish people that laugh at very sad things and cry literal tears at humor.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:16 | 4883640 AlaricBalth
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"Nothing worse than the, "obligatory" blowjob. "
Especially when the receiver is impotent.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:11 | 4883616 Grumbleduke
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Hey Poland, how come you always end up as the Empire's bitch?

Before WWII it was the British, now it's a different empire. And the antagonists stay they same: Germany and Russia.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:17 | 4883642 COSMOS
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I tell you why.  In a country of 40 million people they cant manage to make their own jet fighters, tanks, or cars. Now compare to Sweden with 8 million people, who make their own fighter jets, Gripen, APCs, and cars and trucks (Volvo) etc...

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:22 | 4883657 Thirtyseven
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I'll be the first to admit:

Germanic > Slavic.

Sorry for those who have been conditioned by the media to not understand race* and genetics (I'm slavic by the way, yet far from stupid...uh, it's a long list).

*not a license to treat people like crap though

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:31 | 4883693 copernicus
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whats the comparison? did Sweden get ass raped for 50 years by communists?

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:47 | 4883729 COSMOS
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That didn't keep the East Germans from making some good military equipment.  What so the Communist Polish Leadership is worse than the Capitalist Polish Leadership??

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:10 | 4883779 copernicus
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Like what for example, carl zeiss optics?

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:55 | 4883917 BearTrap
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Or a trabant?

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 00:26 | 4884626 COSMOS
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The Trabant was a steel monocoque design with roof, trunk lid,hood,fenders, and doors made of Duroplast. Duroplast was a hard plastic (similar to Bakelite) made of recycled materials: cotton waste from the Soviet Union and phenol resins from the East German dye industry. This made the Trabant the first car with a body made of recycled material [5] and was partially responsible for the misconception that it was made of cardboard. Various crash test results showed it performed better than comparable contemporary Western hatchbacks.[10][11][12] The Trabant was the second car to use Duroplast, after the "pre-Trabant" P70 (Zwickau) model (1954–1959).

Production of the Trabant reached 3.7 million vehicles on 30 April 1991

Ok it had some negative points but it was a pretty cheap car and it did the job quite well.

I personally think they have a nice retro look to them, you can read more on wiki where I got the info from.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 03:08 | 4884785 Haus-Targaryen
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I WILL buy a Trabant one day.  Restore it, and keep it in my garage next to me E30 M3 (on the "to buy" list as well).

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:42 | 4884288 copernicus
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East Germany cannot be compared to any other Eastern Bloc country for one simple reason.

The Russians actually supported it because it was in direct competition with the Western part and they couldnt look bad, they did anyhow, but thats not the point. The whole Eastern Block got fd over for any inventions as well as valuable exports which went to Moscow, East Germany in the meantime was supported.

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:43 | 4883875 Thirtyseven
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No, but Sweden was another country that helped decimate Poland in the years after Poland's decline.  A lot of people don't know that Poland was the regional hegemon from (traditional dates) 1410-1648. 

A lot changed in 1648 for Europe, but that was only the start of a very long slide (much like America's will be) for Poland.  They held on for awhile after that though.

Not many empires last longer than ~200 years.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:03 | 4883945 COSMOS
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Yeah tell that to the Romans, Chinese, Persians, Mongols, and Ottomans, I think they all managed to go past that time frame lol

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:27 | 4884547 Thirtyseven
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Roman and Ottomans, yes.  The longest Chinese dynasty was aproximately 900 years and they had a few in the 400 range.  Most were only a century or two, with several lasting only a couple decades.  Periods of massive warfare (as or more destructive than WWII) inbetween.

The Mongols were never a cohesive entity after Genghis, and none of his son's empires lasted behond their grandchildren's lifetime.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 23:35 | 4884563 The_Prisoner
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Poland had been ass raped by the Catholic Church way before and way longer than that. It seems they enjoyed it, because as soon as the curtain fell, they went back for more.

 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:18 | 4883649 BlindMonkey
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So explain to me why they are pissing off Russia by sending mercs, gear and other support to the Nazis in the Ukraine?

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:21 | 4883659 Winston Churchill
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Money.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 20:51 | 4884187 BlindMonkey
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One word answer that makes sense. I bow to your insight.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:03 | 4883943 The_Prisoner
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"Hey Poland, how come you always end up as the Empire's bitch?"

Catholicism

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:13 | 4883619 NoPantsSpongeBob
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Is the government even aware they are being blown? Or has it become too incenticized by the EU submissiveness.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:18 | 4883650 COSMOS
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Nuland says she didnt even notice she was getting a blow job under the apron while she was baking the cookies.  But she says the Poles stole half the cookies at the end of the day.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:13 | 4883622 It's fine
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It's coming fast and furios, the US keeps getting it's face slapped. Bitch status soon 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:17 | 4883636 Thirtyseven
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Russian jets flying 50km away from both Britain and the California coast.  They know there is no red line.  They know our threats are meaningless.  Good.  Our geopolitics got fucking stupid.  We overextended and elected fucktarded politicians and allowed the unelected bureaucrats to make those stupid decisions. 

 

'Bout time we get bitch slapped back down.  No wonder the kids in the park are ganging up on America, even bullies (especially the stupid ones) need to be taught a lesson from time to time.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:29 | 4883844 Pee Wee
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Bullshit, you elected businesses to run government.

What the hell did you think would happen with Good Intensions, Inc.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:56 | 4883921 greatbeard
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>> They know there is no red line. 

So wtf, are we supposed to shoot them down in international air space?  Let them fly into our air space and see what happens. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:12 | 4883623 Thirtyseven
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So glad I'm not a Polish-American, oh, wait...soon to ex-pat anyway and it seems like almost every country in the world is either in decline or a basket case.  I do know that I will likely leave now that I have nothing tying me down here, no house, no wife anymore, no kids.  If my great grandparents left one country for a better life elsewhere for themselves and their kids and grandkids (and it was) then I can do the same.

Good thing Poland helped us invade Iraq (hey, so did Ukraine, but look how that alliance played out!). I at least got to sleep with a Polish Captain (they don't allow female enlisted, and half the kids there were conscripts which they still had back then sadly) while on base down in Qadasiyah.  Also: fuck that country too.  It should've been 3 separate ones a decade ago, but most Americans are economically, geographically, demographically and politically retarded.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:13 | 4883626 CrashisOptimistic
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Poland thought they had a treasure trove of shale oil.

They don't.  ENI and Exxon have given up and left.

In the New Normal, if you don't have oil you don't have shit.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:18 | 4883647 Thirtyseven
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Ah, but peat bogs, those gotta be worth somethin' right?

How about Amber?  That's like a precious gem too 'eh, like Diamonds, lol.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:48 | 4883736 Grande Tetons
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How about Amber?

Well, hell at least you can build a TRex to munch on your enemies. 

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:14 | 4883795 bonin006
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peat bogs will be valuable again if we collapse back to the middle ages

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:59 | 4883923 deflator
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Peat moss is valuable now isn't it? You can spread it and till it under on fallow land and voila' fertile land. Price isn't the ultimate arbiter between the use of peat moss and petrochemicals if the results of farming is for personal use.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:57 | 4883925 greatbeard
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>> if we collapse

When

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:03 | 4883946 deflator
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-1 for when :)

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 21:27 | 4884266 TheReplacement
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-1 for being silly.  It is inevitable now.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 00:04 | 4884610 IndyPat
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Maybe the can make polish scotch?

Sounds like a terrible idea on second thought.

Nevermind.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:14 | 4883629 Meatier Shower
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Ah, the end of empire.

The process can be so very ugly.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:14 | 4883630 buzzsaw99
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Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields

Sold in a market down in New Orleans

Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright

Hear him whip the women just around midnight...

[/Brown Sugar]

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:19 | 4883651 Fix It Again Timmy
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Did you swallow?....

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:33 | 4883668 buzzsaw99
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yeah, wait a minute. they gave the americans a blowjob, didn't get paid for it, yet somehow the dumb amurkins are the losers? HA! next time make some noise, hum us a tune, while you service us ya stupid traitorous pollack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hrn3XCYJRU

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:26 | 4883677 deflator
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that would imply they did it because they wanted to...

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:19 | 4883652 pcrs
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Moral high ground is being lost faster than Irak.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:21 | 4883660 buzzsaw99
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the illusion of moral high ground, aka the facade of bullshit, is being lost. fixed it.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 19:16 | 4883991 mt paul
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moral high ground

 

was built over

a sink hole of depravity

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:21 | 4883661 SilverIsMoney
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NEWSFLASH: I Bet the Germans secretly think the same thing! They hold all the cards. If they joined the BRICS the Western Powers would be finished.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:29 | 4883686 deflator
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 It ain't "if" they join the BRICS, it is "when". They don't really have a choice other than being slowly bled to death by USD hegemony.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 18:06 | 4883771 Grumbleduke
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And suddenly Germany finds itself on the shitlist, and a no-fly-zone instantly imposed. This is what the Empire has in store for all its' "allies" - doublecross, murder, destruction, Goldman Sachs.

Could become very difficult to build Porsches, whilst the A-Bombs are dropping.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 00:28 | 4884637 August
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>>>the Germans... If they joined the BRICS the Western Powers would be finished.

The Anglo powers would be finished, to be accurate.

The Saker would presumably favour "Anglo-Zionist" powers, but that's a whole 'nother story.

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:24 | 4883664 tony wilson
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the problem my poolish friend is your fucking 

pox ridden polish government are using ex jw grom special ops service men in fucking ukraine funded by the fucking eu.

that is the double tap head and heart  of the matter

Sun, 06/22/2014 - 17:23 | 4883665 TheSecondLaw
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I should imagine a large portion of the world shares Poland's opinion of the US these days, even, and perhaps especially, the countries that pretend to be US fuckbuddies like UK.  Bullies eventually find out that their supposed allies were just pretending to be allies because they were afraid.  Until one day they all club together and fuck up the bully. And then a new bully emerges.

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