Despite "Giving Americans A Blow Job", Polish Foreign Minster Says "US Alliance Is Worthless"

Tyler Durden's picture

Well this is awkward. A week after the Polish central bank was busted offering favors to the government (exposing its utter un-independence); the same Polish news magazine has obtained s ecret recording of Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski saying that Poland's relationship with the United States was worthless. The Wprost news magazine said the recording was of a private conversation between Sikorski and Jacek Rostowski (finance minister) with such headlines as "you know that the Polish-US alliance isn't worth anything;" also describing Warsaw's attitude towards the United States using the Polish word "murzynskosc" - roughly translated as a negro slave - "It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security ... Complete bullshit. We'll get in conflict with the Germans, Russians and we'll think that everything is super, because we gave the Americans a blow job. Losers. Complete losers." USA - making friends wherever they go.

 

As The Guardian reports,

A Polish news magazine said on Sunday it had obtained a secret recording of Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski, in contention for a senior European Union job, saying that Poland's relationship with the United States was worthless.

 

The Wprost news magazine said the recording was of a private conversation earlier this year between Sikorski and Jacek Rostowski, a member of parliament with the ruling Civic Platform who until last year was finance minister.

 

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Aides to Sikorski and Rostowski said they had no immediate comment. A government spokeswoman said it was hard to form a view based on a few excerpts of a conversation, but there might be a comment later.

 

According to a transcript of excerpts of the conversation that was published by Wprost on its Internet site, Sikorski told Rostowski: "You know that the Polish-US alliance isn't worth anything."

 

"It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security ... Complete bullshit. We'll get in conflict with the Germans, Russians and we'll think that everything is super, because we gave the Americans a blow job. Losers. Complete losers."

 

According to the transcript, Sikorski described Warsaw's attitude towards the United States using the Polish word "murzynskosc."

 

That derives from the word "murzyn," which denotes a dark-skinned person and someone who does the work for somebody else, according to the PWN Polish language dictionary.

Of course - there is no official response yet (but no denials either)...

Asked by Reuters to comment on the transcript of Sikorski's conversation with Rostowski, foreign ministry spokesman Marcin Wojciechowski said: "We do not comment on media speculation ... Possible comments will be published only after the whole magazine is published."

 

Government spokeswoman Malgorzata Kidawa-Blonska said the government was waiting for publication of the full recordings before commenting.

We presume we will hear that these comments were taken out of context or some such excuse but we are not really sure what context they belong in that makes it all 'acceptable'?

It appears no matter where you look; no matter how 'allied' a nation is, it is turning its back on the US...

The magazine did not say who recorded the conversation, or how it obtained the recording... which makes one wonder if the KGB had a hand in it? Alienating 2 key NATO players.

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SmilinJoeFizzion's picture

Who's left to piss off.

COSMOS's picture

Maybe his blow job just wasn't good enough.  I certainly dont remember it and neither do most Americans.  So it means it was a really uneventful one.

Hey we need some Pollack jokes.

How many Pollacks does it take to give a blow job.....

Latina Lover's picture

Only one, but he usually burns his mouth on the tailpipe, trying to blow up the car.

Latina Lover's picture

The Polacks  dirty hands  are all over the Kiev Coup and their continued help for the criminal oligarchs that control Ukraine is starting to really irritate the Russians.

economics9698's picture

Fucking empire going down quick with the Manchurian president.  Reminds me of Detroit going down in the 1970’s.  85 IQ and 138 IQ know it all mother fuckers running the show.  Almost time to start running for the hills.

Grande Tetons's picture

Almost time to start running for the hills.

The hills will be crowded pretty soon. 

Bail Ins...

Capital Controls...

Travel Restrictions...

General Fucking Mayhem...

Yep. The hills, nice place.  Might wanna get a vanity plate once you get residency status.

    Omega1

Haus-Targaryen's picture

He is right, though.  I mean, lets be honest.  If Russia sent in a couple dozen armored divisions from Kaliningrad into Warsaw, you actually think the USSA would come to Poland's aide, and immediately invade ... 

Actually, we've started wars over less -- so maybe.  

Then again, we wouldn't be bombing weddings, asprin factories and used car lots -- but rather someone who will fight back.  So then again, probably not.  

Statement is spot on.  The question about Poland and it's relationship with Mother Russia is a question of when, not if.  

Anusocracy's picture

Poland is no better nor worse than any other country on Earth.

About 2% of the people want to leave other people alone and 98% think they know how to run the entire Universe.

NoDebt's picture

"Fuck the EU"?  No, no, no, Ms. Nuland.  Fuck YOU.

Can you imagine what lesser US allies think of us?  As was said in the top-kick post, not many left to piss off at this point.

Anusocracy's picture

Was that European Union EU or Etats Unis EU?

Scarlett's picture

Why are we taking so long?  Why aren't we pissing off Canada? What are we waiting for?  Let's go get those fucking beavers to feed McCain. 

TeamDepends's picture

McCain, belonging to the reptilian genome inbreeding program, prefers insects.  Watch.you.tu.be,35T8oo5mu4ch40***timeonyourhands)maybe&you:shouldbe gardeninghimom!

All Risk No Reward's picture

It is too bad that people can't use the language very well.

"Americans" is a very misleading term.

It is the supranational Money Power Tyrants that are wielding almost all countries they aren't threatening and/or bombing against the "everyday person" the world over.

It is the INTERNATIONAL Money Power vs everyone else.

stoneworker's picture

I think everyone has to calm down a little and realize that all people actually think alike so nobody that is already in NATO is going to get invaded anytime soon....no Russian wants to invade Poland...I mean seriously for what? There are no resources there, the climate isn't that good....might as well develop the far east region which has much more resources. Ukraine is a different story though...Putin has to act on the wishes of the Russians who are all intermarried with the Ukrainians....if he did nothing during this coup he would have nationalists/patriots seiging the Kremlin wall in a couple of months.

NoDebt's picture

"no Russian wants to invade Poland...I mean seriously for what? "

Another warm water port?  Russia has this thing for warm water ports.

stoneworker's picture

Just to clarify you are not talking about the black sea, because Poland has no ports there.

COSMOS's picture

Kaliningrad is also further west than Poland and the Russians have a big port over there. I think it can be considered warm water since the Baltic Sea doesn't freeze over I believe.  Then they have Sevastopol in their Crimea and finally I think Vladivostok on the Pacific does not ice over.  That makes like three ports.  Not too bad.  Maybe they can do the Chinese thing and claim some atoll in the Pacific and build an artificial port and airport there.

stoneworker's picture

It's not really about ports despite what most people think. I had Russians explain this to me. Before all of this started in Ukraine they were thinking of constructing a port in Novorossisk....it's on the coast of the black sea. Yes it would take some serious capital, but they were willing to do it before the neocons decided to play chicken with a nation that has the enemy at its gates and enough weapons to send the world to hell in a giant ball of fire.

COSMOS's picture

Interesting you bring this up.  I think Colonel Klink pointed out a major problem with that port that was really causing the Russians some Consternation, getting Crimea back was a GODSEND.

http://www.automotivelogisticsmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/file/Sessi...

last frame in this slide presentation says

Novorossiysk (KSK) Max LOA 140 meters (5000 - 7000 dwt vessel with 1300 lm capacity) 7,5 - 9 meters No protecting moles, several affected by S - winds from October till April, utilization coefficient below 0,35 It was far from an ideal port for the Russians but they would of had no choice.  Putin really delivered the big one for Mother Russia.  That dude should be called Putin the Great.  He is right up there with Peter and Catherine the Great
stoneworker's picture

You are absolutely right it would be problematic to build, but it can be done. Here is why I think Putin did what he did. Putin had an unspoken contract with the west that neither side would interfere with the post soviet republics(meaning revolutions...invasions...) and work only through legal means such as trade opportunities, loans....all that good stuff. Russia recently launched the Eurasian union with Belarus and Kazkhastan they wanted Ukraine to also be included(in my opinion this would be beneficial to Ukraine but that is not the point right now), so Putin offered Yanukovich a loan to turn down the EU association agreement and join the Eurasian Union. Yanukovich had no choice since the EU deal is really a killer for all Ukrainian manufacturing, andthey needed money from somebody to refinance their debt. The US saw that Ukraine was slipping away and a poweful union was forming so they broke the agreement and supported a coup. I think they even caught the Europeans of guard(think f*ck the EU) this is why everything seems so badly coordinated. Putin's response was simple since you broke the rules we are also going to break the rules...Crimea...eastern Ukraine?...The thing that I think is obvious is that none of this will end well for the Ukrainian people.

quasimodo's picture

Polish sausage? That has to be it. If they can corner the market on Polish sausage then we are all irretrieveably fucked.

Frankie Carbone's picture

Bullshit. Germany and Russia tried to carve up Poland precisely because of her resources.  

 

Upper Silesian Coal Basin (PolishGórno?l?skie Zag??bie W?glowe, GZWCzechHornoslezské uhelné pánve) is a coal basin in Silesia in Poland and Czech Republic.[1] It also contains a number of other minable resources (methane, cadmium, lead, silver and zinc). Resources of coal to a depth to 1000 meters - about 70 billion tons, the conditions for the extraction - good.[1]

stoneworker's picture

Are you serious right now?...Russia wasting lives for more resources of coal...I can see the Germans making a big deal about Silesia. Polish casualites due to the German invasion 904,000 total loses 660 00 dead. Soviet up to 20 000 wounded 3 000 dead. Now point to the Molotov- Ribbentrop pact all you want, but it is obvious from these figures that the Soviets simply walked in...hell I will even go as far as saying that perhaps they even saved some Polish lives because of this. Sovereign and independent nations can only exist if they are capable of defending themselves.

alus's picture

Poland has the biggest reservers of rare earth metals (on Mazury region at the North). The amount of these reserves are so huge Poland would be able to easily buy any other small country in Europe. They are not yet used as for now (protected environment), but in the future who knows?

Miles Ahead's picture

Great.  Fun Facts from Poland for Dummies!  Vol II. 

The biggest reservers are just overweight from eating too much kovbasa and actually they reserve their rare earths from the China market.

What's the going price on small European countries anyway?  Shucks, I may want to pool my mates and look into buying one.  Is the EU membership transferrable to new owner as well?  What about all the women folk?

-99, but nice try.

alus's picture

If your knowledge about the world is so small, it doesn't matter that you can say such things.

Poland - no1 of silver and copper mining in the Europe, the same coal. Plenty of other minerals.

Abt. rare earth elements (google translate):

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=pl&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie...

All these political movements are for power, energy sources and money. The rest is just fairytales for people like you.

stoneworker's picture

I stopped reading your link after " All this is worth 355 billion USD"...I guess being the no1 miner in Europe really does not mean much nowadays...the oil in Crimea alone is worth at least a trillion dollars. Anyway the point I was trying to make is that Russia is not really going to be grabbing these resources especially militarily. It is simply not worth it. Foreign "investors" on the other hand...well good luck to you Poles I hope you enjoyed giving the BJ.

Frankie Carbone's picture

Thank you for dispelling the red herring that I was about to address. Myopia over energy resource vs resources in general led to his comments

Add to that the strawman of a future fight over Poland when I was merely pointing out that Poland has valuable resources.  Ughh.

Hugh G Rection's picture

What do you call a cute Polish baby?

Adopted.

Grande Tetons's picture

What do you call a good looking girl in Warsaw? 

A tourist. 

Hugh G Rection's picture

Oh I ghetto it...

I'd tell another Jewish joke, but I'm sure you've heard it 6 million times.

0b1knob's picture

Why don't Polish politicians use vibrators?

They chip their teeth.

Miles Ahead's picture

Sorry guys and gals.  I think these are English (UK) jokes.  If not, they'd be more appropos...  Come on now... cute babies? Polish chicks vs. English... do we really need to do this?  Guys too, if you're into that.  I'm sure it would be a draw at worst, but I doubt even that.

BTW, that 6 million joke needs to be seriously revised since Auschwitz Museum officially reduced their tally, head count, significantly... you know, the Berlin Wall fell, and all kinds of previously hidden records were discovered.  Sorry to be a party pooper.

Urban Redneck's picture

And ironically- 6,000,000 is still the number of Polish casualties in WW2. Despite the many recounts- that number doesn't seem to change.

-.-'s picture

A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi are walking along a sidewalk in NY together...

They are talking about work, life, and family when they happen to start past a park with a few kids pushing one another on the swings and going down the slide laughing...

..............................................................................................................................................................

Priest: *Nudges the rabbi*

Rabbi: Wha?

Priest: Look! *pointing in direction of the merry-making youth*

 What do you say to us fucking those kids?

Rabbi: Sure, but out of what?

..............................................................................................................................................................

Hulk's picture

How do you get a polish woman pregnant ???

Cum in her shoes, let the flies do the rest !!!

Hugh G Rection's picture

Hey I told that one already!

A Jewish businessman is talking with his rabbi about the new store he just opened.  The rabbi tells him to be sure and get flood insurance, fire insurance and theft insurance.

The businessman looks puzzled and asks... "Rabbi, how do I start a flood???"

Chupacabra-322's picture

@ Hugh G,

What does a Jewish woman do to her asshole every morning? Send him to work.

copernicus's picture

do you even hold a passport LOL

Jorgen's picture

What do you call a good looking girl in Warsaw? 

A tourist.

The above bad joke is a proof you have never been to Poland or Eastern Europe. I returned from Ukraine and Poland less than a month ago and can assure you that what you wrote is an absolute ignorant BS. Unless, you made a typo and it was supposed to be:

What do you call a fat looking girl in Warsaw?

An American tourist.

SofaPapa's picture

+1.

Based on my experience in Warsaw in 2007, there are plenty of truly hot girls there.  They don't age well, though...

Miles Ahead's picture

Exactly.  Good to see my contribution (several comments above) has support from other sources.  BTW, never lived in Warsaw, but I did grow up in Cleveland! lol...

Postal's picture

No shit. I've spent some time in both Kiev and Donetsk: The girls there are awesome! Orders of magnitude better (in both looks and personality) than any American girl.

Jack Burton's picture

Personality? I give American girls a low zero for that trait. Fuck'n brain dead, or worse, mega bitches. Even the young ones are now reaching Bitch stage at about 16. In my day, we called them chicks because they were so sweet, 16-21 ages were pretty nice girls. Now a days, I have seen mega bitches 16 years old, going off like what 50 year olds used to. What makes them reach bitch stage so early now days?

TheMeatTrapper's picture

It's the sense of entitlement combined with brain dead parents that think they should give them everything. I have two neices that have never worked a day in their lives, but both were given brand new cars on their 16th birthday. I'm 51 years old and drive a used truck. 

We have high school girls here that have already had cosmetic surgery. Boob jobs. 

At the local fast food joint, you can stop in for breakfast before school. It's a parade of unbelieveably good looking girls driving BMW's having breakfast before high school starts. They look 22 years old. They are 16 and 17 years old. Daddy pays for everything. BMW, insurance and Spring Break in Cozumel. 

Daddy ought to be taking them fishing and teaching them how to clean a fish and fry it up. 

Discalimer: Ms. Miffed excluded - she is the resident exception to the rule :) 

economics9698's picture

Mixing the 85 IQ with the 100 IQ fucks up the 100 IQ   Intentional government policy.  Karl Marx or some dead asshole.

deflator's picture

nope--it is government rewriting social and marital contracts by decree...

just the natural order of things when you give an entity the power to determine what "money" is.

 

 What is an easier way to conquer a nation than to take power from the men and give it to women by decree?

 

 Women already have all of everything else we want, give them the money and they have everything.

Jorgen's picture

What is an easier way to conquer a nation than to take power from the men and give it to women by decree?

This YT video fully backs up your opinion.

Peanut Butter Engineer's picture

Guess you got a fragile brused ego, white girls get smarter or harder to pursuade by the generation and now most men just vent online says girls are this or that but in reality women no longer need to rely on men or beg for men's favorite just so he can throw her a shoulder to rely on.

Guys with brused ego, The only way you should counter act these situation is not breed with any female and stay a virgin okay? It would help rest of use that has natural charm with lesser competition.

Remember guys stay away from women or any human female.