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[Fuh Querada]

How about the jock bulge as a finishing touch?

[ShakaZulu]

Pharaoh's built the pyramids

Waiting for the after life

D.U.M.B.'s for all the rich yids

Stirring up some nuclear strife

Tut took all his servants with him

So be a good follower of the system

In the end we all get burned

Plus the stuff for which we yearned

Take a tip from history

That rulers are evil is no mystery

[Buck Johnson]

Chewy is sad, someone get her a biscuit.

[williambanzai7]

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SUBTERRANEAN SNOWDEN BLUES
(WilliamBanzai7)
Snowden's in the basement
Surfing on the Internet
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the gubmint
The spook in the trench coat
Kicked out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants his mortgage paid off
Ya better look out kid
It was somethin you did
God knows when
But they'll Google you again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
A man in a coolie cap
In a pawn pen
Wants eleven eleven dollar bills
you only got ten.
Greenie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in his bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Guardian says that many say
They wanna break it late May
Orders from the NSA are in
You better look out kid
Don't matter what you say they did
You gonna get hit
You walkin on your tip toes
Don't try, 'No Doz'
Stay away from the
suckers with the fiber optic fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows.
Get sick, get well
Hangin round a terminal
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' well
Ya try hard, get trolled
Get back, write code
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the hackers, if you failed
You better look out kid
You're gonna get hit
Facebook users 
Six-Two-Nine googlers
Hang around the theaters
Hottie by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a spy fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the Wiki-meters.
You know you get burned, keep warm
Short dance, lose your pants
Get dressed, sell distessed
Try to be a Beltway success
Please her, please them, buy iShit
It's a steal, need a lift
Twenty years of high schoolin'
And they put you on the night shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a rabbit hole
Light yourself a Russian candle
Don't worry bout the scandal
Try to avoid the trilaterals
Don't wanna be a geek bum
You better chew some new gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the fascists took the handles.