Airline Inflation Takes Off: Air Fare Prices Soar At 97% Annualized Rate, Highest Since 1999

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Everyone knows that assorted food prices - most notably various meats such as beef and pork - have never been higher, but to Janet Yellen that's just noise. After all, why worry about food inflation or the highest gas prices on this day in the year with the exception of 2008 of course, when one can just keep buying ever (hedonically) cheaper plasma TVs (although unclear where said TVs would be put with rent inflation also off the charts). So perhaps the thinking is that the average American can just hop on a plane and go to where the prices are lower? Not so fast.

According to the latest CPI report, the May surge in airfare prices was so dramatic and unexpected, that on a compounded annualized basis (CAGR), the May surge in airline fares was a whopping 97%: the highest since 1999, and the third highest ever.

So, sorry America: you are stuck where you are, eating food that has rarely if ever cost more, fueling up with gas that is approaching it all time high summery prices. And now you are free to not move about the country and enjoy Yellen's "noise"... on a pro bono basis of course. Because while the Fed Chairwoman is wrong about inflation everywhere else, she is spot on about one place where there is absolutely no inflation: wages.

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Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:36 | 4885222 Top Gear
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Build a hotrod, drive in style. The road is reletively more free than flying on the airreichs.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:37 | 4885228 NoDebt
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Done and done.  I'm all about the turning wrenches thing.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:41 | 4885251 gh0atrider
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Hedonic inflation... people will use air balloons.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:51 | 4885284 Headbanger
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Flying is for the birds anyway.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:43 | 4885258 Badabing
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In NY a sleeper ratrod is better, don't have to worry about dings.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 12:57 | 4886003 cbxer55
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I have one of each. My hotrod is a 2004 Ford Lightning (not stock). My ratrod is an old beat up 1998 Ford Ranger (also not stock). 

One is a fair-weather vehicle, the other not so much. ;-)

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:55 | 4885531 spankthebernank
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Collusion Bitchez....just another tax.  Put it on my tab.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:38 | 4885238 XAU XAG
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Me thinks the NOISE is getting LOUDER and LOUDER!

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:44 | 4885262 Winston Churchill
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-Not to worry.

Just the backside of the eyewall approaching.

If you have ever been in the eye of a hurricane, you know what comes next.

Its weird,its completely still, but with a background noise that sounds like a thousand banshees.


Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:52 | 4885292 Crazy Or Not
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indeed ! Ditto ... for those whe need more info see my post just below!


Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:49 | 4885278 Crazy Or Not
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If you mean what I think you mean....we're saying the same thing!

The other peaks were:

Yugoslav war (threats of, and restructure 1991 - 1999 )
WTC & Afghanistan
Iraq 1 & 2

I don't think "bugging out" is going to cut it, for most. :(


Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:45 | 4885268 machineh
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The road is reletively more free than flying on the airreichs.

At least till you hit a 'Click It or Ticket' checkpoint, funded with fedgov dollars.

Only fair, making slaves pay for their own oppression.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:57 | 4885321 Professor Fate
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Absolutely!  I'm for hopping in the Hannibal 8 and hitting route 66. 

Professor Fate
"Push the Button, Max"

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 14:27 | 4886353 random999
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free? I´ve been stopped 2 times for speeding last 3 months, for driving just above the legal limit. Id call it the new road tax. Freedom its not.



Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:36 | 4885227 Crazy Or Not
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Anyone would think we were expecting a war or something! (sarc)


Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:39 | 4885230 Yes We Can. But...
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Come fly the inflationary skies.

Besides, the skies today are far from friendly.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:37 | 4885231 MATA HAIRY
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replies Queen Janet Yellen: Let them eat noise...

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:37 | 4885233 NoDebt
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This is how you know it's a recovery.  You can't afford anything any more.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:38 | 4885239 Bosch
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Price inversely proportional to service, always a sure-fire recipe for success. 

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:39 | 4885241 buzzsaw99
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the price of getting groped just went up bitchez

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:45 | 4885266 Ignatius
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Whatever it takes to reach that iconic FED 2% inflation target.

Come on, people, we can do this.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:51 | 4885287 j0nx
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I know right. Still groping people to get on an airplane and confiscating their water bottles while the borders are wide fucking open allowing any terrorist or cartel member who wants to come waltzing right across the border unimpeded. This country and all that inhabit it are tards.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:12 | 4885373 Calculus99
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But the Terrorist hords haven't swept across the borders have they? Reason is because there aren't many, probably only a few thousand on the planet who have the brains, skills, intestinal fortitide and so on to carry out a major attack. Hell, there aren't even any cheap suicide bombers. 

Those are the numbers folks, a few thousand versus the most powerful country ever. Yet the masses think, perhaps because they're repeatedly told, that America will be 'under attack' if we 'don't do something'.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:53 | 4885518 cro_maat
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The Terrorist hordes haven't swept across the borders because they have been here all along since the real terrorists are .GOV. Only the MIC / Bankers benefit by the War on Terror. Sane human beings see no profit from indiscriminate droning, false flags, IRS audits, SWAT raids, RICO, Al-CIA-Duh Heroin traffic, fiat printing, etc. However, if you are a Satanic psychopath then this is your cup of tea.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:23 | 4885419 Chief Wonder Bread
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Thank you TSA goons for trying to steal my iPod you thieving cunts the last time I flew two weeks ago. Good thing I was at the airport with time to kill so I could stand around and cuss your asses out under my breath for everyone to hear while I waited for you to 'find' my iPod.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:42 | 4885254 the not so migh...
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glad i got my tickets 3 months in advance

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:07 | 4885357 Sudden Debt
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you'll pay the extra, you always do. just look to the fine print. Unless you took the extra insurance against increased fuel costs

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:43 | 4885257 Shizzmoney
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My rent is up, the public transit fare is up, the airplane prices are up, food is up.....

.....the only thing not up is my wage.  

Fuck you, Bernanke!

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:51 | 4885293 Ignatius
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You sound like maybe you want to short change the bond(age) holders.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:52 | 4885298 j0nx
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Yep I have had one raise in 6 years which has been more than eaten up by health insurance costs, insane food price increases and continual rise of fuel prices. I have been assured by my leaders though that all is well so I hang in there.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 13:02 | 4886023 cbxer55
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Bernanke is gone ya know. 

Just thought I'd remind you, in case ya forgot. 

Or your all doped up. ;-)

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:43 | 4885261 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I know where I can get felt-up for FREE.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:45 | 4885265 fonzannoon
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I would have like to have seen Montana...

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:56 | 4885307 Sean7k
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Or at least, St Lawrence waterway. Tough taking one for the team. :)

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:57 | 4885310 Grande Tetons
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Once you are west of Cut Bank nature takes over. 

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:57 | 4885312 Dr. Engali
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That's funny, I stayed up with a bottle of wine and watched that movie over the weekend.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:45 | 4885269 potato
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Even the TSA freedom-grope is costing more these days...

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:46 | 4885271 Spungo
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I always dress like a transexual when flying because then NOBODY wants to touch me.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:55 | 4885301 1stepcloser
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Don't lie u like scratching that itch! Lol

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:50 | 4885272 The Most Intere...
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According to Keyenes we are in for a demand surge.  Cause lower prices equal lower demand and higher prices equal higher demand and black is white and Mila Kunis is ugly and Janet Yellen is a little hottie.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:48 | 4885507 Comte d'herblay
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...whoooaa....Mila Kunis is a mere whif of a girl, tiny, and while moderately attractive and not ugly, she is vastly overrated in the beauty department, with thousands of girls you see every day on the street, prettier by far. 


Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:59 | 4885549 NidStyles
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You should stick to subjective measures, because Mila Kunis is indeed attractive.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 11:35 | 4885671 Comte d'herblay
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Beauty is in the eye....yada, yada.....I was wrong to accuse her of being 'objectively' not very attractive.

But as valid as your subjective opinion is of her, so is mine, and I don't find her nearly as attractive as the woman who lives in this house with me, or my blond neighbor likely 20 yrs older than the average looking Mila.

And without makeup, Mila would be waiting tables on the night shift in a diner.




Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:51 | 4885286 Badabing
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The stewardess asks “would you like something to eat?”

And then gives you a bag with 3 almonds in it!

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:57 | 4885318 ENTP
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For all intents and purposes the 3 almond bag is considered to be equal by the BLS to the 10 almond bags 5 years ago.  

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 11:09 | 4885593 Emergency Ward
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I'm old enough to remember that they used to hand out cigarettes to the adult passengers.  Little two-packs if I recall correctly.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:52 | 4885297 quasimodo
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Fuck flying. When I have to pay to put my luggage above my head, fuck you airlines. I don't need to listen to the Tee S A  goons tell me how to proceed in an orderly fashion.

Dropped some family off the other day at the local airport and some goon was throwing his weight around like a bigshot. Told us to "move over there" even though we were standing outside the zone. I just kind of laughed and muttered under my breath something about rent a cop. He was not amused, turned beat red and then glared at my teenage son as if to say "this is your old man?" The kid chuckled and we walked away, while all the sheep stood in line waiting to be hearded through.

It's a damn shame. I love aviation and flying but I won't feed the monster anymore, and fancy a long road trip these days anyway. Flyover states have a ton of hidden gems waiting to be seen.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:56 | 4885308 Colonel Klink
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I stopped using the airlines after the TSA was implemented.  When I must fly, I opt out of the TSA nood scanner and request the more costly and time consuming grope.  All the while telling them loud enough for everyone to hear, not to touch my junk.

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 09:56 | 4885303 metastar
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Happy to say I don't care. I've started driving or canceling trips since the gropings began. Managed to avoid taking at least 20 flights so far. And on those three occasions where I absolutely needed to fly, I opted of the naked body scan and made the scum change their gloves (for my safety of course) before letting the pervs feel me up.

F Em!

Mon, 06/23/2014 - 10:14 | 4885379 tarsubil
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I've flown a couple times and always opt out too. I'm pretty sure if you opt out, you get put on the list. See you at the FEMA camp, comrades.

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