Obama And Putin Talk On The Phone, Discuss Ukraine, Iraq, Syria; Obama Threatens With More "Costs"

Tyler Durden's picture

It has been a while since Obama and Putin held one of their signature phone conversations purely for public theater and photo-op purposes. Moments ago, we learned that following weeks of silence, the world leaders had spoken earlier today, when first the Kremlin, the the White House, released details of the just conducted phone conversation.

From the Kremlin:

In accordance with a previous arrangement, a telephone conversation took place between Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Barack Obama.


Discussed were various aspects of the acute internal crisis in Ukraine, the prospects of resolving the situation, including implementation of the peace plan put forward by the President Petro Poroshenko. Vladimir Putin stressed that for the normalization of the situation in the south-eastern regions, a key priority is the effective cessation of hostilities and the start of direct negotiations of the opposing sides. Also noted was the importance of urgent humanitarian issues including emergency assistance to the affected population.


During the exchange of views on other topical issues of the international agenda, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama expressed serious concern regarding the militant activity in Iraq of the terrorist group "Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant." The Russian leader expressed support for efforts to combat Baghdad Islamists and to establish peace and security in the country.


Also noted was the situation in Syria in view of the completion of the removal of this country's chemical weapons, as well as developments in the Iranian nuclear program.

The US takes was slightly different, and according to the new White House spokesman, Obama once again reverted to his favorite topic: costs. From Bloomberg

President Obama spoke with Russian President Putin this morning to urge him to use influence to promote peace and stability in Ukraine, White House spokesman Josh Earnest tells reporters.


Says Russia faces additional costs without concrete steps to advance peace.

One wonders if the latest disastrous intervention by John Kerry was also discussed, or if that was more of a unilateral "laughter" type comment by the Russian president.

Considering this is the nth+1 conversation between the two presidents which have so far achieved precisely nothing when it comes to joint efforts, one can be sure that this latest phone call will only "result" in a several thousand dollar phone bill on Obama's hotline phone, invoiced promptly to the US taxpayers.

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Squid Viscous's picture

did he wear his mom jeans again? i hope they weren't on Skype, at least for his sake...

Tao 4 the Show's picture

Wonder what NSA would charge for a recording of the conversation?

gh0atrider's picture

Putin must be running scared from your bitch-arms Obama!

NoDebt's picture

I imagine Putin on the other end, feet up, clipping his nails, bored out of his skull talking to that dolt, Obama.  Just sitting, listening and saying "uh huh" a lot.

H. Perowne's picture

"Nyet . . . nyet . . . nyet . . . yob tvoyu mat . . ."

espirit's picture

Obama to Vlad- "Hey Bud, I need a loan - Buy our treasuries".

Vlad to Obama- "What else you got to trade?"

"Uh, Iraq?"

Xibalba's picture

Obama:  I'm taller than you

Putin:  I can ride a horse

Obama:  I have Michelle

Putin:  Ok, you win this round.

Unknown User's picture

It went like this:

Obama - "Hey Vlad, if you don't fix my f*up in Ukraine it will cost you."

Putin - "Half of Iraq and it's a deal?"

asteroids's picture

Obozo: "blah blah blah again" Putin: "Go fuck yourself...again"

lakecity55's picture

No, Vlad pretending to be his own aswering machine.

"Hello, Vlad here, sorry I can't take your call........"

Everyone is sick of this fucktool.

"Bill! What are you doing at my desk?"

"Eating a banana. Besides, it was mine first."

"Well, hold on---ahhhhhh/Crack!"

"I guess I shoulda told him about the peel. Maybe I will call a medic. Nah."

Joe A's picture

They would not be able to recognize Putin's sarcasm anyway.

crazybob369's picture

Not a problem. I can give you the transcript:

BO: "Look Vlad you really have to give me someting on this Ukraine deal, or there might be consequences."

VP: "Up yours!"

StacksOnStacks's picture

I'm super serial, Vlad!  You better stop it or I'm gonna tell on you, you, Poop Face!

onewayticket2's picture

VLAD:  "NOW would be a good time to tell me, once again barry, about all that "flexibility" you have in your second term..."

BorisTheBlade's picture

It took Vlad every bit of patience he was taught in secret KGB school to not tell his American counterpart to go and blow himself. It wouldn't serve the purpose, he told himself, let clueless puppet snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. He, at the end of the day, is the rope America has created to hang itself from. Vlad Lenin smiled in Mausoleum at this very moment when he thought of Vlad Putin.

Goldenballz's picture

We can Expect another fly by by those TU-97's of the coast of the continental US in the coming days

drendebe10's picture

More empty, vacuous false gum flapping from the corrupt, arrogant, narcissitic incompetent illegal indonesian alien muslim sociopathic liar in chief only interested in its celebrity grand imperial golf life style....

Putin must be shaking in his Ugg boots.....

Berspankme's picture

So tired of Ofuckstick. His new buzzword is "costs". Fuck you Obama, you petulant child. Go play with Reggie you miserable waste of oxygen

BobTheSlob's picture

Obama...a grade schooler playing with matches. Keep digging the Dollar's grave Barry!

101 years and counting's picture

obama is looking down.  i'd bet $10K the teleprompter when taking phone calls is via the dispay panel on the phone.

firstdivision's picture

The digging started in 1913, and with all other nations racing to debase, we have yet to reach 6ft.

dracos_ghost's picture

So, are you wearing underwear?

Oops!!!, it's you Vlad. I thought it was Reggie.

AssFire's picture

Obama must use one of those astronaut diapers when he takes these calls.

Meat Hammer's picture

He probably experiences ass fire.

pods's picture

We call that Swamp Ass down here in the South.

Which can lead to the ever irritating Monkey Butt, and if untreated, the dreaded Baboon Ass.


Kaiser Sousa's picture

i wouldnt even answer the fucking phone any more...

"leave a message bitch made mother fucker...." BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LawsofPhysics's picture

I don't think Obama understands the meaning of "costs". 

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture


I don't think Obama understands the meaning of "costs".

You are correct, although he has demonstrated the meaning: bullish Russian equities.

Der Wille Zur Macht's picture

A few short hours ago, I witnessed he and his motorcade arriving at the local Chipotle for lunch. It seems that he is preparing to expel hot air out of more than just his mouth today...

NotApplicable's picture

Ah, Chipolte, saving the world, one over-priced burrito at a time.

Der Wille Zur Macht's picture

I'm not joking by the way. They shut down the street in front of my workplace so he could get his Chipotle on!

ThisIsBob's picture

Probably spent more taxpayer money on that little luncheon outing than I spend on food and drink in several months.  Just fuck you, Obama.

pods's picture

Seems the "costs" are mounting, just not for Russia.

Must be Vlad saw Blazing Saddles and called him on the bluff, and O was forced to blow his head clean off.


ParkAveFlasher's picture

The problem I have with this analogy is that I rooted for Sheriff Bart and admired his wit.  This other guy, I'm not rooting for.

Meat Hammer's picture

Fuck you, buckwheat.  Shine my shoes.

Blue Horshoe Loves Annacott Steel's picture

He's half Alfalfa, half Buckwheat.

ebworthen's picture

A hearty Russian sausage phoning the fluffy American glazed doughnut.

Dr. Engali's picture

Rumor has it that the costs that Zero keeps threatening Putin with is  to pay for the wookie's vacations. It's next vacation may be to Moscow..... oh the horror.

buzzsaw99's picture

Hawk (Owebomba): You ain't got the know how to use it. [gatling gun](nukes)

Rooster Cogburn (Putin): [Eula Goodnight fires off a burst (Putin fires ICBM)] Ain't that the way it works, Hawk (Owebomba)?

Yen Cross's picture

    Insanity defined to the TEE.(pun intended), " Doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results.".

SpanishGoop's picture

You stupid black man.


Squid Viscous's picture

at least they aren't the super tight jeans he wears on his Friday night trips to the Fruit Loop in DC