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Meet "Osama Bin Bieber": ISIS' Latest Recruit

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It has long been the case that Jihadist Al-Qaeda groups tend to find the occasional odd, western groupie, but probably never before has there been a case as peculiar as that of 18-year-old Mohammad Hadi, from the city of Coventry, who as Al Arabiya reports, is believed to have joined the infamous and brutal Islamic militant group which is causing nightmares for the US state department, the Islamic State of Iraq and Levant aka ISIS.

Meet Osama Bin Bieber.

According to Al Arabiya, the young man, of Iraqi-Kurdish descent, is nicknamed 'Osama Bin Bieber' after Canadian pop star Justin Bieber due to his young appearance.

Hadi claims that extremist clerics at a religious school in the city had radicalized him and persuaded him to travel to the Middle East, alongside three other men.

 

There are Instagram pictures, posted by Hadi, that show him holding guns and tweets claiming that he is in Syria with 'Dawla', another name for ISIS.

 

Back in March, Hadi's parents had supposedly reported missing charges on him to the police. In addition, the police had been warned before about his growing extremist outlook.

 

On Sunday, The Sun had spoken to Mohammad's father, Mahir Hadi, 38, who said "We can't talk about it - I don't know anything about it. The police know better than me."

 

Users on Twitter have reported that Hadi, now with the alias Abu Yahya Al Kurdy, is currently with a group of Chechens near the Syrian town of Sarrin.

As the mail added, twitter users have reported Hadi, also known as Abu Yahya Al Kurdy, was near the northern Syrian town of Sarrin earlier this month, with a group of Chechens.

A Coventry local said he saw the teenager's father in tears after discovering what he had done.

"He was so frightened that he would die out there and was furious..."

An imam at the madrassa said Hadi did attend but when he discovered his plans to travel to the strife-hit region he called West Midlands Police.

A spokesman for police said it was investigating his whereabouts.

The news about Hadi comes soon after two Britons and an Australian were seen in an ISIL recruitment video urging other British Islamists to join their ''holy war''.

It remains to be seen if ISIS adds "Bieberesque" singing to its arsenal of weapons banned by the Geneva convention.

 

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Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:55 | 4888753 Top Gear
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Time travel is true.  He had to went back and taken the horn rim glasses off my dearly departed uncle's dresser.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:08 | 4888806 knukles
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Got Clearasil?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:16 | 4888832 svayambhu108
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Baiji is in the hands of ISIS

http://live.wsj.com/video/isis-takes-control-of-iraq-largest-oil-refiner...!317E2FA8-5FE3-4648-B9E3-D08453A28D0E

 

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:32 | 4888921 Four chan
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so islam creates monsters, then when these monsters turn on their own muslims its our problem?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:45 | 4888995 imaginalis
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They go to so much effort too where we just give ours a prescription of psych meds.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:22 | 4889152 max2205
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His status is no different than that pow (pos) barry brought home.

 

They both walked into their arms.

 

One will be droned the other given a promotion and a life time un the FSA

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:49 | 4889534 Renewable Life
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Lol
"The POW" has lived, eaten, worked, and played with the enemy for 5 years in the toughest battlefield in the world!! I think he might be worth talking to for a while!

But it sounds like you think some aerial footage recorded from teenage drone pilot in Utah is the way to go!! Well at least those drone pilots got the right flag waving outside the building right?

Geeezus, is it any wonder why we are getting our asses handed to us all over the planet, day in and day out!! America's defeat in the Middle East will go hand in hand with our fantastical obsession with tech toys and video game bombings!! Wars have never been won from the air and never will be, not 100 years ago, not 50, not today, not tomorrow!

If you can't control the ground your standing on, you lose! Reference Vietnam, Iraq, Korea, Afganistan, Pakistan, Syria, Ukraine, and on and on and on!!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:53 | 4889023 downwiththebanks
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Replace "Islam" with "the CIA", and make the question mark a period.  Now you're good.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:13 | 4889112 Chief Wonder Bread
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Islam creates monsters.

_________________

Looks like you get a serious reaction to telling the truth. Islam is an aberrant religion. It has probably won its long war with Europe by stealth. U.S. should wake up to the danger.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:16 | 4889385 KanKhaderKhanKan
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Nope AlCIAada created these monsters. I know sufi muslims who would vomit at the suggestion that these takfiris are genuine muslims. In Pakistan whenever these scoundrels get killed it is often discovered, according to the Pakistani press, a number of them aren't even circumcised. That should tell you a number of them aren't muslims - in the muslim world even a whiskey drinking muslim secularist gets his son circumcised - but provocateurs and mercenaries with ties to intelligence agencies no?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:59 | 4889051 Freddie
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The kid is a douche but at lewast he has some guts.  The U.S. military did nothing as their country has been taken over and is being destroyed.  A bunch of pussies like 5'9" General Betrayus the little pussy coward for the NWO and Obama.  F**king traitors.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:49 | 4888754 CPL
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Holy shit it's a young Woody allen.  Seriously ala 1969, Take the Money and Run.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Original_movie_poster_for_...

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:53 | 4888763 TeamDepends
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Promise an 18 year old boy a sex-jihad with all the unmarried ladies he can handle, and he'll do just about anything.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:55 | 4888769 Bosch
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Or, more likely, underaged boys. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:10 | 4888816 CPL
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The passage is only specific to 72 virgins.  There's no indication to the sex, age or quality.  Just 72 virgins.

'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.

So in theory it could be anyone that's a virgin.  Maybe even this lucky feller.

http://www.toyota-4runner.org/attachments/5th-gen-t4rs/72656-5th-gen-cha...

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:26 | 4888883 pods
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Hmmm, well do you get the pick-of-the-litter on the servants too?

pods

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:50 | 4889011 Son of Loki
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Young upstart !

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:13 | 4889117 DaveyJones
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Osama Bin Bieber

Then again, white rap IS a weapon of mass media destruction 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:17 | 4889135 pods
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Are you to tell me that whenever someone says "stop" inside your head you haven't once finished the line: "collaborate and listen..."

:)

pods

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:21 | 4889148 DaveyJones
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there are too many voices to compete with 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 13:53 | 4889956 Sokhmate
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Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:10 | 4889350 LuciusGermanicus
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"eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri"

Their maths seems a bit off ;)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:37 | 4889211 effendi
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Bosch, in islam nobody is underaged.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:07 | 4888804 db51
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I doubt much if little Osama Bieber was getting any pussy from the looks of his face.....so that promise probably was at the center of his decision making.  Let's hope the little fucker doesn't get on "Idol" cause I'm sure the teen groupies here would put him over for the win.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:34 | 4888941 Four chan
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none of these jerks are getting laid which is why their heads are so screwed up. who on earth would join this messed up brainwash of a religion?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:19 | 4889143 Oh regional Indian
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Waaaaitaminnit.

Are yo suggesting they should go all christian on the world?

What, the crusades wern't enough blood spilt in the name of one re-legion?

Remember whose names were legion?

Yeah baby.....That tetra-gram sure weighs a ton...

 

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/straykitty-says-it-and-i-rais...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:26 | 4889166 Sandmann
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Weren't the Crusades a response to Muslim invasion of Christendom ? Wasn't Egypt most of North Africa, Greater Syria, Constantinople - CHRISTIAN ? How did Muslims get to Spain and Southern France ? Was it wandering missionaries converting the heathen or simply invading armies ?

Nothing wrong with the Crusades, just a pity The Kurds backed the wrong side - difd it really do them so much good to have Saladin fight for Islam ?

Anyway, Christians belong in the Middle East so why are they being murdered in Iraq, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, West Bank, and why were they safe under SECULAR regimes run by Saddam Hussein and Bashar Assad ? what do western politicians have against secular regimes in the region ?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:34 | 4889197 Oh regional Indian
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"nothing wrong with the crusades" you said. Clearly no point even starting on such a topic with you then. So you have a tidbit about history (cause) and no understanding of effect? How about first cause? Very important to go as far back as you can.

That said, I agree with your point about the destruction of secular Middle East dom....very sad. Iran, Libya, Syria and Iraq....beautiful countries, happy with their lot (well, mostly or at least on the surface, while UK/France were still sucking them dry, like they were India), prior to 1953 and Mossadegh...really went down hill from there......

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:11 | 4889355 KanKhaderKhanKan
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"Weren't the Crusades a response to Muslim invasion of Christendom ?"

Nope response to Turkish predations on the Byzantine territory on Anatolia. The pope, wanting to curb the violent excess of Norman knights, came up with this ploy of social imperialism.

"Wasn't Egypt most of North Africa, Greater Syria, Constantinople - CHRISTIAN ?"

And before that pagan before they were forced to convert, so your point?

"How did Muslims get to Spain and Southern France ? Was it wandering missionaries converting the heathen or simply invading armies ?"

Like members of any organised state in pre-modern period they notice their neighbour was weak but rich so they decided to attack them.

"Nothing wrong with the Crusades, just a pity The Kurds backed the wrong side - difd it really do them so much good to have Saladin fight for Islam ?"

You they should have followed a pseudo judeo-mithraic religion founded by jewish demigod? Btw in that period it were the muslims who were more intellectually advanced then the christians. There's an eye-witness report by a muslim physician who was curioused what 'christian medicine' looked like soon after witnessing it he smugly noted how ahead study of medicine was in the muslim world in comparison to christendom. 

"Anyway, Christians belong in the Middle East so why are they being murdered in Iraq, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, West Bank, and why were they safe under SECULAR regimes run by Saddam Hussein and Bashar Assad ? "

Ask AlCIAada. I opposed the removal of Saddam day one of the US led invasion.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:56 | 4889557 Renewable Life
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He's getting pussy now, scruffy beard and all!!
"Hanging out with the Chechens on the Syrian border" on twitter for fucks sake!! He's a god damn battlefield celebrity now!!
He will have 5 million twitter followers, if was stupid enough to open up an account!
Unreal!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 12:34 | 4889684 CPL
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He's a good looking kid I doubt he'll have much trouble.  All the QT3.14's chase after the horn rims nowadays.  And yeah it's a little weird but he wouldn't be the first under 20 to roll over MENA.  Alexander did it and he was the equivalent of a rock star back in the day.

Now to TPTB, this is what happens when youth unemployment gets out of hand.  If they don't have a job, they might just decide to become an epic conquerer.  Best summer job ever.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:04 | 4888794 MeMongo
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That kid's as kosher as a pickle! Reference also Adam Pearlman!/ Adam Ghadan. Man the tribe is getting sloppy:-)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4889007 pods
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What is it about jewcumbers?  Are there religious rituals that use these?  Were jews big pickle makers?  Just don't get it, you can get kosher stuff, but pickles are marketed to the masses like we care. I can understand the whole "dill" pickle, but are kosher dills better than non-kosher dills?

I grew up with a lot of jews, and they didn't seem to be overtly picklish. What gives?

pods

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:58 | 4889050 MeMongo
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Mongo sometimes questions these things and all he can come up with is the fact that pickles and roughly 20000 other things require the average person to pay a TAX a kosher TAX! Now Mongo is sometimes tardo, but he is certainly not jewish! So a little bit later when Mongo is fishing for trout and hopefully bringing a few home to eat he will further ponder this. And I suppose he wiil also wonder where all that kosher TAX money goes, because he's fairly certain he ain't getting none of it!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:05 | 4888798 MeMongo
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Cpl

Clearly it's a young bob dylan:-).

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:16 | 4888833 CPL
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:26 | 4888884 MeMongo
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Holy shit! Check out the size of that retainer:-)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:50 | 4888756 stutes33
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Tyler, you are on fire today....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:51 | 4888759 SethDealer
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shoot em all

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:52 | 4888761 One And Only
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H.O.L.Y.S.H.I.T....it's Neidermeyer.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:52 | 4888765 nmewn
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A Bieber jihadi...man, this just gets better & better...lol.

Wait, didn't he already get his 72 virgins, whats he all pissed off about? ;-)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:56 | 4888772 One And Only
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He's a CIA mole.

Just need someone honest in the government (like Snowden) to confirm it.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:58 | 4888783 downwiththebanks
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Perhaps Snowden could say something--just one thing--about 9/11.  He, too, is a mole.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:28 | 4888894 Confused
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I have to question this line of reasoning. 

 

Do you think he is a mole because he disagrees with your belief in a 9/11 cover up?  Please don't post links to melting steel, engineer reports, etc. We have all read them. And until someone blows THAT whistle, it is uncomfirmed. A theory and a belief.  Similar to the way most people were 'aware' of government spying. It was only AFTER Snowden that it became FACT. 

 

Remain skeptical. I am. But as with anything, you can not be sure. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:43 | 4888981 downwiththebanks
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Agent "Snowden" hasn't said word 1 about the alliance between Islamic Fundamentalism and the US government.  Why would I expect him to start now?

Whether it's Assange or Wikileaks, Anonymous, or the Snowden/Greenwald/Poitras group--all strike me as deeply compromised figures.

Wikileaks, Iraq attacks Maliki.  The US wants Maliki gone.  So does ISIS/L.  They're BFF.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:02 | 4889070 Freddie
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We don't who Snowden is.  He did work for the CIA and once you are in - you are in as long as you keep your mouth shut or they get rid of you.   A few people have said he was a CIA-NWO op against the NSA-Military.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:18 | 4889137 downwiththebanks
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Or an agent deployed by the War Party to foster distrust between the US and Russia/China.

Like the U2 shootdown, it mitigated against peace.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 12:45 | 4889743 Cathartes Aura
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Snowden isn't spilling any secrets that aren't stamped with .gov approval.

his GreenWald (forest for the trees?) Jewish lawyer gatekeeper is making BANK, including an oily-garch paid for Intercept'd newsy-site that doesn't really put up stories, and a Sony movie deal for his book report, as the drip. drip. drip of Pulitzer prized stories are episodically fed to the gate-keeping press.

seriously, it's HollyWood scripted, entertainment glove-puppetry, watch this hand while the other one loots the world. . .

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 12:22 | 4889662 Renewable Life
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LMFAO
Only people who have spent absolutely NO time inside the .gov machine, think Snowden is still on the inside!!
The .gov is a fucking sausage factory, they don't make agents into celebrities, so they can have movies made about them ,etc etc! They tell you to do your fucking job, keep your fucking mouth shut, suck off your superior, and do it again the next day! That's the culture, whether your in the NSA or the god damn education department!
It's about ego and power and control and politics, nobody "picks" someone out and says, let's make that guy famous and rich, so we can do some reverse psych ops bullshit!! Why, because every .gov employee thinks they should be the one, so therefore no one can get THAT assignment!
If you ever spent one hour inside that machine, you would understand its a sewer filled with jealousy, politics, infighting, egos and lies........and that's in regard to where they are going to lunch on any given day! Creating Snowden on an official level, hahahahaha, get fucking real!!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:09 | 4888812 nmewn
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Well, ISIS is going to be none to pleased with that little piece of knowledge ;-)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:25 | 4888877 TheFreeLance
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This is where the CIA wanted to plant Tamerlan before he went rogue and blew up the Boston Marathon. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:45 | 4888992 downwiththebanks
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Except that he didn't.

The Boston Bombing prepared the battlefield for the ongoing information war with Russia.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:26 | 4889169 Oh regional Indian
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That is an excellent piece of dot connecting....never thought about that....interesting....frustrating thing is that it is all so clear...but only to too few...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:53 | 4888766 buzzsaw99
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the west is in decline but unmitigated immigration is one solution [/extreme sarc]

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:06 | 4888780 One And Only
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....think Mariel boat lift.

Who was responsible for that (whos purview did Castro fall under)?

btw I haven't seen anything on drudge about the Ukraine, only this influx of 3 year olds that made the passage to America from Honduras by themselves.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:07 | 4888802 robertocarlos
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Baghdad's like a great big chicken just waiting to get plucked.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:08 | 4888808 knukles
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phlucked?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:16 | 4889129 Freddie
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Americans are cowards in allowing their country to be stolen.  The American military has done nothing.  General Betrayus is a typical 5'9" midget pussy American coward. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:55 | 4888771 paint it red ca...
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Reads like a psyops piece.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 08:59 | 4888774 downwiththebanks
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Sweet!  Abu Bakr is the world's most famous flesh-eater!  Perhaps Bieber can join up with some neo-Nazi Pravyy Sektor fanatics for some dope dealin'.

John Kerry's "Cannibal/Nazi Axis" strengthens by the day.  Long live democracy!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:04 | 4888779 Dr. Engali
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Hmmmm...... Yeah, I've got nothing.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:09 | 4888809 Mi Naem
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I thought that was a picture of the nerd on the first "Back To The Future" movie. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:12 | 4888785 tony wilson
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he looks jewish to me

is he jewish

dontes you just love the i love the 70s film low fi foto prints so nostalgic very bbc.

 

whatever happend to al ciada poor things looks like the cia,mossad and mi6 has rebranded.

was it not axelrod that rebranded global warming into climate change bigger badder and vague err.

tim osman frozen for 9 years or so defrosted and dumped at sea.

al quada the cia database according to dead robin cook.

al quada like a monarch butterfly becomes shiny rebirth

all new isis good on yer axelrod der boys done good already since he came to london.

 

see the jewish sim pretend to be a mussel lim

look at his feature set and dead granny charity shop  glasses

a man to be found on every street corner in the multicultural refugee swamp that is the rothschilds united kingdom.

the isis are amongst us they are here

we are all potential isis psy operatives now

you scum are all guilty.

operation kratos re activation

1 bullet in your sim head you trouble maker.

the jews never stop never stop the psy ops

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:05 | 4888797 knukles
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Hey!  You!  Yeah, you!  You Mexican kids.
Listen, I know a really neat place.  Better than Los Angeles.  Much better than Barstow.  You don't wanna go to Barstow.  Way too many bats in Barstow.  Listen there's these guys.  All the sex with virgins you can get.  Three hots and a cot.  Lotsa goat meat.  Funny bread wrapped around food looks like baby diapers and poop.  Make you feel right at home.  No border patrol after your ass.  Listen, it's right over there.  Yeah, there.  Keep going.  Nice seeing ya.  Yeah, you'll be fine....

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:11 | 4888819 nmewn
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Freeeee! shipping included!!!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:23 | 4889409 xavi1951
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You are not far from the truth.  For over ten years, AQ has had training camps in South America and has been converting Pedro by explaing that Jesus and Mohammid were both Prophets and Christians need to move on to the newer religion.  They will be walking across our border, unrecognizable as terroristss, on a Latino Jihad.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:06 | 4888800 pathetic looser
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 i think this new flow of "recruites" from western countries somewhat explains ISIS 's and alquida's "modernisation with their twitter profiles, youtube videos, propaganda movies and investment presentations.  seems like jihad is bringing  civilization back to the middle east perhaps that will backfire on them with the time and masses will become less religious. at list not as radical...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:19 | 4888840 tony wilson
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 i think this new flow of "recruites"

you believe this guy is real you really are a pathetic looser or jewish or both.

just sayin.

mention money from saudi,mention logistics by mossad,mi6 and cia you tool.

resupply the battle lines in syria carve up iraq into 3.

shipping has already started of iraqs oil stolen by the kurds to israel

fuck you tool.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:36 | 4888948 pathetic looser
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god damn i'm new here  but didnt expect the first reply on my comment to be so violent.  and all the things you mentioned ,-thats not what i was talking about .  i just had a random thought. i'm ready to be called PAYED TROLL, NSA SHILL, PUTINS BITCH, OBAMAS APOLOGIST, FAGGOT, COMMIE, LIBTARD, STATIST ETC....

the jewish insult was the best , had me rotfl. noone ever called me a jew before....

you sir are awsome

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:42 | 4888975 MeMongo
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Pathetic!

You may have to reconsider your name see? Pathetic is fine, but the LOOSER is that a past prison experience for you? Cuz loser is cool but Looser not so much!

Just sayin

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4889002 pathetic looser
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 shit i misspel a lot, thanks.  btw prison wasnt that bad.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:07 | 4888803 Carnegie_IB
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Is this a lord of the rings [sarrin?] meets Sirius and Isis from Egypt folklore? people with time on their hands for sure. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:09 | 4888811 Whoa Dammit
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More like Lord of the Flies.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:10 | 4888813 db51
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The little fucker looks more like Harry Potter than the Beeb

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:34 | 4888815 papaswamp
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:12 | 4888822 orangegeek
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Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:13 | 4888824 jmcadg
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An imam at the madrassa said Hadi did attend but when he discovered his plans to travel to the strife-hit region he called 'West Midlands Police'.

Comedy gold.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:21 | 4888848 RadioactiveRant
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Who promptly issued a crime number and continued discussing last nights episode of Holyoaks.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:15 | 4888829 RadioactiveRant
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Do these ISIS/ISIL fighters report all their positions on TWTR? I didn't think most of these rag head extremists would be dumb enough to communicate via "private" FB messages, but now they're implying its all freely available on public TWTR.

Imagine what the mayhem they could achieve if they were smart.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:40 | 4888963 Matt
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You only need to hide your position when you are hiding/retreating. When you are overrunning an area, better to boast to the world, inspire more potential recruits.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:03 | 4889073 RadioactiveRant
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Boasting is fine if you're "fighting" locals that fire little more than dust at you as the run away, but some of their enemies have missiles.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:18 | 4888838 Whoa Dammit
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His father is quoted as saying "I don't know anything about it. The police know better than me."

Half the problem is birth givers who can't be bothered to be responsible parents.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:45 | 4888996 MsCreant
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You need a translator:

His father is quoted as saying "I am scared shitless of what the police would do to me and what the ISIS organization will do to me if I said anything to you about what I know. Gimme a break here I am already fucked. I have no clue who the good guys are, the bad guys, or indeed if any good or bad guys even exist. Make it all stop or leave me the fuck alone."

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:59 | 4889052 downwiththebanks
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Indded.  Lest he end up in an FBI interrogation:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-agent-cleared-in-shooting-of-boston-bomb...

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:07 | 4889085 Whoa Dammit
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I don't need a translator. Your comment just proves my point that ignorance is not bliss when it comes to parenting. If he had paid attention to what his boy was doing and put a stop to it in the beginning, he would not now be afraid.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:33 | 4889196 downwiththebanks
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Most parents (mine included) would support their children pursuing the vocation of "law enforcememt".

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 12:39 | 4889723 MsCreant
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Birthgivers can do everything right and still have kids who make really bad choices. That said, your point is well taken, many parents are handing their kids off to video games and television and not paying attention to them.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:19 | 4888843 Jethro
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Ah, young Hadji Potter.  I wonder if he has a little crescent shaped scar on his forehead. "Allah kedavra!"

Hopefully he'll get his grape canoed by the Shia....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:33 | 4888937 MeMongo
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Sorry Jethro! More like a pack of dreidels in his back pocket.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:23 | 4888862 DeliciousSteak
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Who is this guy and why should I care?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:29 | 4888899 One And Only
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His name is Ralph. You shouldn't.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:27 | 4888886 GIABO
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Looks like some little Jewish boy from Brooklyn.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:32 | 4888924 kellycriterion
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With the Iraq Confabulation and the German Volsunga Gold Saga, just to name two among many, the Caliphate and Sharia Law are starting to look like a shining city in the sky.

There will come a time when Sharia Law will look good by comparison. Corruption and oppression will overwhelm resources. Wait until there aren't surpluses to clean up, contain, cosmetize social pathologies. Real poverty instead of drip feed poverty. It's unlikely to come suddenly but it could.

Then we can hear from the people who laughed and scorned them crazy backward Muslims. My father died of cirrhosis of the liver when I was a kid. But I came from a well to do family. It's a tad different for a poor family in a slum when the head of household dies leaving them at the mercy of predators. Or when it pushes a family into poverty.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:34 | 4888925 tony wilson
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most foto shows like this have jewish folks playing arabs.

this is mainly possible with the help of a beard.

the meme here has changed thanks to david axelrod who clearly is based in vauxhall now.

glasses,rugby shirt collars up clean cut a mussel lim sim for all seasons.

a man about town

do you not get we all are perps now.

the mi5 yesterday  said they did not of the resources or the man power to track 50 of the returned isis within the uk.

a billion pound budget and they aint got the man power for 50.

why

because the 50 sims are not the threat but you fuckers are all of you

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:43 | 4888985 Matt
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How much resources does it take to track and monitor 50 people constantly?

Let's see, if two man team working 8 hour shifts, that's 8 people to track one, so 400 people on the low estimate. $100,000 per year per person including expenses and benefits, so $40 million / year to monitor 50 people full time. I think that is a low ball estimate.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:02 | 4889069 Jorgen
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Looks like Julian Assange is considered a bigger threat than the jihadists:

Julian Assange embassy policing costs pass $10 million

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:19 | 4889397 tony wilson
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well dolt you do not need to track them 24-7 as you fucking well know.

if they exist they are mi5 active low level agents usually hangin out in the queer as in gay parts of town.

say they existed say they needed to be tracked.

how much money is a c130 chock full of helmand heroin worth wants it hits camp bond steel.

clown you are talkin pennies to the trillion from the cia,nmossad,mi6 drugs trade.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:43 | 4888962 GIABO
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Paging ADAM GADAHN... Paging ADAM GADAHN. When all else fails look to Rita Katz and her SITE INSTITUTE.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:41 | 4888972 ziggy59
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So, how many future articles will claim he's been shot, bombed, dead??
They recycle these people more than glass...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4889008 downwiththebanks
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:51 | 4889016 downwiththebanks
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We need an all-time greatest hits list:  alCIAda Number Threes, written out of the script.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4889013 Conax
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So, the mooslims are recruiting pussies now?

His mom called with a message-

'Tell him to give back that AK and come inside or I'm going to take away his X-Box.

You heard me.'

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:12 | 4889106 esum
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why does any country allow muslims to enter in the first place? I know the politicians like the money.... Bill Clintoon even let them issue thier own visas before 9/11 even after we knew we were being attacked globally by muslims.

 i like the vids of all the new toyota trucks and humvees... is ISIS the peaceful moderate muslims obama has been funding in syria.... of course it is so, we DID NOT LEARN FROM BIN LADEN and AL QUEDA.... obma funds the muslim brotherhood and al queda and ISIS.... like a good TRAITOR should, AND NOW COZIES UP TO IRAN.... turning his back on our real allies.... (not all of whom are trustworthy)

His own words were that when crunch time came he would side with them... THAT IS THE ONLY TRUE STATEMENT THE SKINNY GENDER CHALLANGED CRACK HEAD HAS MADE... THAT AND HIS WIFE'S COMMENT ABOUT THE FLAG AND COUNTRY... 

IF CONGRESS HAD ANY BALLS HE WOULD BE IMPEACHED SO HE CANT DO ANY MORE DAMAGE.... 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:16 | 4889128 GIABO
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OSAMA BIN LADEN AKA TIM OSMAN 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:21 | 4889147 Sandmann
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As if MI6 isn't getting its supply of fodder for Syria from impressionable youth......they will no doubt have a feeder chain for Ukraine as well......wherever the British Government wants to stir the pot it will have SIS recruits its plants to infiltrate whatever movement Saudi/Qatar/Turkey have assembled.......just as it will keep an eye on the Polish-Israeli operations in Ukraine.

Just reading about how Bogda Stashinsky used hydrcyanic acid capsules in 1957 Munich fired into the face of Lev Rebet and in 1959 into the face of Stefan Bandera in Munich to induce heart attacks and rid the KGB of problem Ukrainian nationalists.......

No doubt disposables like this kid will be needed to keep the game going if really 10% ISIS is from the UK - and they are the fully integrated ones - booze, video-games - who get religious when they reject the British lifestyle. Hell, white kids would join them if they had a cause to fight for funded by governments........that is where Golden Dawn in Greece or Privy Sektor in Ukraine might attract - a few shiny swastikas.

Most of British society is permeated with girly men and wet, weak, spineless and rudderless men pussy-whipped into subservience and lives of utter banality. Give them a chance to be gun-toting pricks with rape and killing and most British kids would be off

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:47 | 4889248 GIABO
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Gadahn was born Adam Pearlman, the son of musician Phil Pearlman. Gadahn's Jewish paternal grandfather, Carl Pearlman, was a prominent urologist; and on the Board of Directors of the Anti-Defamation League. According to Gadahn, his grandfather was a "zealous supporter" of Israel.[6][7]Gadahn's paternal grandmother, Agnes Branch, a Christian, was an editor for The Christian Family Chronicles (a genealogical publication for people with the surname "Christian").[8] Gadahn's father, originally Phil Pearlman, grew up in Orange County, California, and he and his wife, Jennifer, later changed their name to Gadahn, after the Biblical warrior Gideon.[2] He was involved in the counterculture movement at the University of California at Irvine, and before Adam's birth became a Christian. Gadahn described his father as having been "raised agnostic or atheist, but he became a believer in One God when he picked up a Bible left on the beach."[2] His father's religious perspective was flexible and based upon his own spiritual needs and as a new convert to Islam, Gadahn portrayed his father in a manner sympathetic to his religion of conversion.[2]

Gadahn was born in Oregon, United States, raised a Protestant Christian, and homeschooled through high school by his parents on an isolated farm in Western Riverside County, California.[2] He played Little League baseball and participated in Christian homeschool support groups. As an adolescent he became very involved in the death metal community, making contact with fans and musicians through alternative magazines.[2] During the summer of 1993, he formed his own one-man band called Aphasia.[2] Gadahn contributed music reviews and artwork to a zine called Xenocide.[2] In 1995, at age 16, Gadahn moved in with his grandparents in the West Floral Park neighborhood of Santa Ana, California.[2] Not long after, he converted to Islam and lamented the estrangement his musical interest caused between him and his family writing, "My relationship with my parents became strained, although only intermittently so. I am sorry even as I write this."[2]

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 10:56 | 4889288 Wahooo
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A young Howard Cosell.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:04 | 4889327 tony wilson
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these scripts are not even good enough for the rejection pile from an ncis show shit pile.

the thing about jewish folks the good ones and the bad is they can dance

and dance seemingly forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMkX5uemLyk

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 11:30 | 4889444 smacker
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How times change.

There was a time when young Brits who left their comfy homes and went abroad to fight were hailed as heroes.

Here's a memorial in Fulham, SW London for those who went to fight against fascism in the Spanish Civil War 1936: http://flyto.zapto.org/Images/Fulham-1.jpg

 

Today, such people are called terrorists.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 12:10 | 4889628 tony wilson
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come on smacker old boy old chum.

all wars are rothschild wars yes no.

all wars are connected with the anal raping child killing israeli satanworshipping folks of the private city of london

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 12:18 | 4889655 QQQBall
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Down arrow me if you want, but USSA is acting the Great Satan around the world.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 13:45 | 4889933 asscannon101
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"Users on Twitter have reported that Hadi, now with the alias Abu Yahya Al Kurdy, is currently with a group of Chechens near the Syrian town of Sarrin."

Abu Ya-Ya Al Kurdy... Nice to meet you. I am Abu Badda-bing Del Taco. Maybe I'll see you at the beheading later tonight- local boy, its supposed to be a good show...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:06 | 4889969 GIABO
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Dividing Iraq via partition and driving it into a hell of ethnic cleansing was a Zionist plot that was originally designed in 1982 by Israeli foreign policy advisor Oded Yinon (1). The policies for destabilizing Iraq were reestablished in the ‘Clean Break' papers written for mass murderer Benjamin Netanyahu by Zionist spy Richard Perle and several Zionist war criminals including Douglas Feith, David Wurmser, Meyrav Wurmser and Robert Loewenberg (2). Agents of the international terrorist group known as Mossad have been operating in Iraq as early as the 1950s, when the Zionist entity engaged in a false flag campaign of terror against the Iraqi-Jewish community (3). It has always been the absolute goal of the illegitimate usurping entity to destroy Iraq as a nation, so it can bring its ‘Greater Israel' dream to fruition, settling its colonial extremists on the banks of the ancient Tigris and Euphrates rivers.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:07 | 4889994 localspaced
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Apple needs to come out with that new iPhone already..that'll bring half these kids home. They're gonna be pissed when they find out that 4g will not be coming to the caliphate anytime soon. 

These isis kids on twitter are like the new beliebers. Its all really fuckin juvenile if it weren't for the beheadings, crucifictions and the fact they actually hold territory. 

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