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From Polar Vortex To Solar Vortex: Globe Suffers Hottest May On Record

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Just when you thought it was safe to leave your shelter and buy a car, buy a home, buy some Caterpillar trucks, and buy a Starbucks; NOAA reports the globe just experienced the hottest May on record... With El Nino looming, we can only imagine the excuses of 'extreme weather' that will rear its ugly head once again in Q2 earnings... though of course all this will be fixed in Q3?

 

 

Source: @NOAA

 

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Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:59 | 4891770 NidStyles
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I will never understand it either. There's like a disconnect where they go all retard mode without realizing it. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:09 | 4891819 malek
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It's Ersatzreligion for them.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:42 | 4892048 Calmyourself
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Exactly, a religion, it fills the void where GOD should be, he is not there.  They try to jam gaia in there but she is a whore apparently with a never ending appetite for carbon endlessly spewing lies to fill their spiritual void.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 20:31 | 4900417 MeelionDollerBogus
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GOD is a fiction. RELIGION is anti-evidence. AGW is built ONLY on evidence.
AntiAGW is a pure cult anti-evidence religion. All belief in all spirits is pure delusion, mental illness.
Those who believe in 'god' are at best delusional children, and at worst, jihadi terrorists.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:12 | 4891981 Flakmeister
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Yeah...

Now that is a real good argument based on reality...

\facepalm

BTW, last I looked you were getting fucked already, and you are too stupid to realize who is *really* doing it. 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:07 | 4892094 NidStyles
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Aww shit, here comes the crazy talk... 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 11:27 | 4893459 Flakmeister
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Naw... you got that covered...

Wouldn't want to step on your toes..

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 20:32 | 4900422 MeelionDollerBogus
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NO IT ISN'T.
AGW DENIERS are put forth by the powers that be.
AGW SCIENCE is put forth by US, THE PEOPLE, so we can avoid extinction.
Has been for 30 years just it took 30 years for more people to wake up and get more vocal.
The biggest bankster mafia in the world is solidly behind the DENIER agenda and nothing else.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 20:33 | 4900425 MeelionDollerBogus
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Never caught, never even accused except by anontards on the intertubes.
NOAA data is 100% solid & you can't find a more accurate source.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:08 | 4891973 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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This from the lib WaPo:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/files/2014/06/n...

And this raw data shows that the "carbon" scare is bunkum:

http://www.woodfortrees.org/plot/rss/from:1997/plot/rss/from:1997.9/tren...

Note that as [harmless, beneficial] CO2 continues to rise, global warming stopped — more than 17 years ago!

The global ewarming scare is only promoted by idiots now. Like Flakmeister.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:19 | 4891994 Flakmeister
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For you to claim it stopped you would have to show the trend is less than 0 at the 95% confidence level...

Care to quote an error on that trend and the confidence level? Naw, didn't think so...

Yet another way that Hedgetards lie to themselves. This one particularly adept at that. Because he has been shown many times why only wilfully ignorant hedgetards parrot the 17 year nonsense...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:09 | 4892101 NidStyles
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lulz

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:32 | 4892131 MEAN BUSINESS
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"promoted" is a loaded word Doc, but Dr. M Jarraud had a few words about "17 years" at the IPCC AR5 WG2 press release. They don't align with your [vitriolic, unprofessional] words. Email him, he's the Sec-Gen of the WMO.

Interesting that you felt the need to use the Dr designation on a blog, I wonder why Flak didn't. Funny how a few others also feel the need to provide 'credentials' in a screen name, even if they are kinda cute.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 20:35 | 4900440 MeelionDollerBogus
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All refuted:
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2011-temps.html
NASA Finds 2011 Ninth-Warmest Year on Record

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2010-warmest-year.html
2010 and 2005 tied for warmest years EVER on record

There is no pause, there is no scare.

Global warming is here and real. Proven.

Crops are failing now & will fail MORE as heat kills them.

That's not a scare, that's a fact.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 19:18 | 4895705 forensicator
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Hey Genuis yes you Death, here's your chance to prove AGW and win $500k http://ultimateglobalwarmingchallenge.com/

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:00 | 4890956 ZerOhead
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Nor the coral reefs that are now dissolving in our acid oceans like an alkaseltzer tablet in a glass of water...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:27 | 4891060 ShrNfr
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Polar bears are ursus marimus, or basically "sea bear". The are capable of swimming several hundred miles if they need to.  They average about 6 mph when underway. The number of polar bears in the various places that they inhabit has gone up of late. I would not worry about them. They made it through the Mideival Warming Period, the Roman Warming period, the various Dryas, and so forth.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:09 | 4891203 midtowng
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Yes. That's why finding them drowned is a problem.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:15 | 4891396 jmc8888
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Wow you do realize that polar bears die right?

You do know the fraudsters cherry picked after a major storm to film dead polar bears.

It wasn't lack of ice from global warming, but cherry picking normal occurrences to fit a bloody genocidal green fascism meme.

 

That's right, you've been conned, but blissfully believe the con.

 

I'm sure I could go to a cold region right after a winter storm and find some animal frozen to death and make a claim that global cooling is killing said animals. 

Because if I did that, I'd be doing just what you are believing, except from a different angle.

 

Glass-Steagall

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:03 | 4891178 Mark Urbo
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Another global warmist lie. Polar bear population is increasing...

 

http://polarbearscience.com/2013/07/15/global-population-of-polar-bears-...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:36 | 4891470 Flakmeister
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Strawmen aplenty...

Even if someone did indeed predict the premature demise of polar bears (doubtful), that is really here nor there in the actual science...

Unless all you have is a hedgetards grasp of science....

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 05:06 | 4892328 NidStyles
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Everything you post is a strawman...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 05:51 | 4892359 Frankie Carbone
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With Global Cooling, opps that's out, err Gobal Warming.... strike that, doesn't explain some of the record cold winters of recent, uhmm Global Climate Change, YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!, polar bears have been conditioned to stop learning how to swim and now spend most of their time sunbathing. 

So, as long as most of the ice doesn't melt they're fine. They just get nice suntans and a golden brown fur. We however, are screwed as the East coast will be 50 meters under water by November, unless of course we pass draconian Anti-Global-Climate-Change legislation that just happens to have potent dual use as a total socioeconomic control tool. But that's just a coincidence. 

Save the planet!

I recently disagreed with a 20-something young lady college student on the reality of Global Warming and then proceeded to present what I thought was a well thought out, reasoned and logical critique of the so-called pending disaster event. 

 

You should have seen the look on her face! You'd have thought that I had walked into a charismatic pentacostal church and screamed "There is no God"! LOL

Man did I catch an earful. The word "deniar" was the third word out of her piehole. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:52 | 4890932 AlaricBalth
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Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
Writer of Fight Club

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:24 | 4891425 Amish Hacker
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I wonder how many down arrows I would get if I suggested that everyone keep an open mind and be willing to be persuaded, if events show their original opinion to be wrong.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:30 | 4891454 overmedicatedun...
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amish what events do you have in mind?? the planet's last ice age is over but is is coming back? or do you have an image of coastal america doing a New Orleans deja vu?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:58 | 4890952 TideFighter
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A vast majority of "Warmer than Average" and "Record Warmth" is over water. Ocean currents have been predicted to be warmer for the next 5-6 years due to current change and cycle. Saying "Warmest on Record" is disingenuous, if not outright lying, as the very first heat map was not made until the 1940's, with digital mapping not perfected until NASA did it in the 1960's. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:31 | 4891075 ShrNfr
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Measurements of sea surface temperature prior to having operational satellites in the '70s was a haphazard bucket method. They would throw a bucket over the side of a ship and haul it in and put a thermometer in it. Not exactly the most inclusive or accurate method. Better than nothing, but not by much.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:33 | 4891080 Flakmeister
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Quit making shit up and grasping for straws...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:12 | 4891208 Mark Urbo
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Why ?  All you do is make shit up...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:42 | 4891492 Flakmeister
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Go ahead, surprise us with something or STFU...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 05:11 | 4892333 NidStyles
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Who in the hell is this us you are talking about? You and your alternate account? Did you think none of us have access to your IP address? Seriously? LOL!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:45 | 4891123 twh99
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:47 | 4891128 Mark Urbo
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:32 | 4891273 Flakmeister
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And why would that be? 

BTW, did you spot the bait and switch in your link? 

Using the error on the global temperature as that for the anomalies is the kind of trick paid liars employ...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:10 | 4891385 Mark Urbo
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BTW - Why do you lie so much ?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 09:58 | 4892973 Flakmeister
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Why do you understand so little?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:04 | 4891791 NidStyles
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uhh, even the EPA said it was wrong. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:37 | 4891683 Van Halen
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How can ANYONE deny global warming after scientists and politicians showed us... statistics? Not only statistics, but THEIR OWN statistics? Why it's the same good statistics the economists...

Wait.

Oh.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:59 | 4892171 jez
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The NOAA can't even organise a good scare nowadays. What use are they to anybody?

 

Back in the 1970s some other alleged scientists got together and organised the "next ice age is overdue" scare. Man, that was a good one. Fooled so many people. I guess some of you whippersnappers wouldn't have been around then.

 

I was an ice age "denialist", although that deliberately derogatory term hadn't been invented then. After a while there was no need to keep on denying it, because everybody stopped mentioning it.

 

And now, y'know, I kinda miss it. So I was wondering: could the global warmers maybe change tack and become ice agers instead? You'd be making an old guy very happy.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:48 | 4890912 OldPhart
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Nov 13 -April 14...too freaking cold for people to buy.

May 14 - Sep 14...too freaking hot for people to buy.

Oct 14- Dec 14...too freaking wet on the west coast and too freaking dry on the east coast for people to buy.

GDP up 2.3%.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:27 | 4890913 Rainman
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May was quite pleasant in my region of the hood.

 Gore '16 < Billary backup >

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:58 | 4891353 Landrew
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Wow that's brilliant, global climate change is about YOUR neighborhood. Thankfully people are waking up to that kind of paid to be ignorant writing.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:08 | 4891379 overmedicatedun...
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Landrew are we taking AGW or just climate change? if its man made in you mind then you are hopeless, as the fudging of data is rampant on the side of AGW, with admitted doping of computer models temp records on and on, with fine upstanding people like al gore leading the charge. Idiot.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:44 | 4891499 Flakmeister
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Sounds like you really don't know what the fuck you are talking about...

No one admitted any such nonsense, in fact the only fraud was in the Wegman Report and the M&M paper...

Anyone who's mentions Al Gore is clearly a ideologically driven denialista...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:51 | 4890914 tony wilson
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the soros,rockefella skanks and the rothschild jews love it init.

they call it haarp sbx1

it moves around some.

when deployed it allows them to control nations.

just ask the phillipines

poor souls.

 

http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/haarp-sbx1-mobile-sea-based-radar-wea...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:51 | 4890919 ebworthen
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The Sun is what heats the planet and the Sun has been quite active lately.

Of course the E.P.A. and the rest of .gov would like to blame all us little apes for causing it so they can control us.

Plenty of pollution and waste we strew about but we are not more omniscient than the planet or the solar system.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:54 | 4890937 MeelionDollerBogus
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If the sun's heating had more effect than the moisture in the atmosphere then the moon would see the same heating as the sun.
It isn't.

The sun is not so much more active than in the last few thousand years that it would cause all this warming. It's how the oceans and atmosphere are reacting that's changed.

A majority of solar activity has zero effect on the earth's surface: it's mostly charged particles, no heat is transferred to us, and most of those charged particles actually get pushed around us because of Earth's magnetic field.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:12 | 4890999 Death and Gravity
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So far, 9 denialists have felt threatened on their manhood by your post...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:24 | 4891047 john39
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denialists... orwell would have loved the term.   Jesus this bullshit is getting old.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:27 | 4891062 Death and Gravity
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Calling a spade for what it is.

 

Egg on yer face.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:31 | 4891072 john39
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from where i am sitting, the global warming criminals look pathetically desperate... no one is buying their bullshit. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:35 | 4891082 Flakmeister
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You are so buried in the denialista bullshit you can't see out....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:08 | 4891195 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Here's a link to one of the origin site for the ridiculous terms "denalist / denialism":

http://scienceblogs.com/denialism/the-denialists-deck-of-cards/

Then one of their friends wrote a book about this "condition" and they all did a credentials circle-jerk and then people repeat it into a meme.

A pathetic waste of words.  A meaningless slur designed to stifle discussion.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:09 | 4891200 Mark Urbo
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You have my vote for the most braindead commenter on Zerohedge.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:32 | 4891279 Flakmeister
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Nah, that would be Nidstyles...

And it ain't even close...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:06 | 4891805 NidStyles
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Oh look at that, you see me as a threat. :-) Good to know. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:34 | 4891271 MeelionDollerBogus
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From where I'm sitting those who cause global warming and then deny there is any are the actual global warming criminals.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2011-temps.html
NASA Finds 2011 Ninth-Warmest Year on Record
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2010-warmest-year.html
2010 and 2005 tied for warmest years EVER on record
"the next warmest years are 1998, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2007 and 2009, which are statistically tied for third warmest year. The GISS records begin in 1880."

http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2014-04-14/34-american-adults-who-are-worried-great-deal-about-global-warming#comment-4663148

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:07 | 4891373 Landrew
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In this day of shitty jobs, I don't blame them for making a .01 per comment to write non-science rumor driven denial.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:09 | 4891375 ebworthen
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I deny that the last Ice Age was ended by human activity, yes.

I deny that the last period of global warming before the Industrial Revolution was caused by Viking smelters.

I deny the idea that humanity is omniscient, and has any control over the Sun, Earth weather cycles, or gravity.

The only thing we truly have control over is all the pollution and radiation we are spreading and continue to spread. 

We could probably agree that our pollution and laying waste to the habitability of the planet is within our sphere of influence.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:15 | 4891598 Van Halen
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One of the great crimes of the global warming/climate change movement is that pollution has been tossed under the bus. It used to be that environmentalists were all about pollution and natural resources. In other words, cleaning things up and preventing it from happening again. Now it's all end-of-the-world-crisis-is-imminent-run-for-your-lives nonsense with the solution ALWAYS being that I have to lose some rights, do less, and pay more while the biggest names in the global warming/climate change movement live in bigger houses, fly bigger jets, own bigger yachts, have more kids by more wives, own more land, use more resources, and generally live like gods and goddesses upon the earth they say is in such peril.

When Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Barbra Stresiand, Stephen Spielberg, Harry Reid, Earth First, the Sierra Club, PETA, WWF, and the various shills on god-knows-how-many UN comittees start living LIKE I DO and like THEY TELL ME I SHOULD, then we'll talk.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:41 | 4891703 MisterMousePotato
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Oh. You mean like this?:

Pascal Husting, Greenpeace International’s programme director, commutes to work 250 miles by plane.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2666479/Greenpeace-chief-commute...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:19 | 4891035 MrSteve
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A point of logical order: MDB writes- A majority of solar activity has zero effect on the earth's surface: it's mostly charged particles, no heat is transferred to us,

But don't we observe that it is hotter in the Sun than in the Shade? Isn't it warmer during the day than in the night? Hasn't everyone but MBD observed this "heat is transferred"?

Didn't everyone watching the six o'clock weather on T&V learn that hurricane season is caused by Summer sun-warmed ocean waters evaporating into the sky and causing rain, etc.?

MDB, please explain your errors.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:39 | 4891102 Flakmeister
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Do you think bald-faced strawmen fool anyone that doesn't want to be fooled in the first place...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:07 | 4891811 NidStyles
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Why not ask everyone here, you had them fooled for how long?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:29 | 4891269 MeelionDollerBogus
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I've made no errors. It's hotter in the shade of a hot wind brings hot air to the shade.
It's also a small differential nothing near the giant climatic shift from never getting cooler.
Having +5 degree one day vs the prior day is nothing compared to +1 degree that never goes away decade after decade.
The +5 day will not kill your crops.
The +1 that never goes away and adds every decade will kill all your food supplies.

I've explained your errors. I've made none.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:00 | 4891358 ebworthen
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MeelionDollarBogus said: 

"A majority of solar activity has zero effect on the earth's surface...".

Fascinating.  So if the Sun doesn't heat the Earth, is it the friction of fingers on keys, or...?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:18 | 4891406 MeelionDollerBogus
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The majority of climate & weather on Earth is from the oceans, not the sun.
The solar activity has no correlation with the weather activity. The FLOW OF WATER, however, dictates it all.

Once again: it's now on YOU to prove we've had warming from the sun.

Nothing else is experiencing warming from the sun matching Earth's warming trends: not the moon, not Mars, nothing.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:47 | 4892061 ebworthen
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Dude, are you seriously arguing that the oceans heat the Earth, and not the Sun?

Sure, ocean currents affect geographic areas depending on how they flow, but the oceans are heated by the Sun.

You can't be arguing that the Sun doesn't heat the planet Earth, are you?  This makes no sense whatsoever.

I'll give you another chance.  What heats the 3rd planet from the Sun called the Earth, if not the Sun?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:28 | 4895312 MeelionDollerBogus
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DUDE, we can MEASURE the oceans heating the earth, both from the surface during the night and from the heat given TO THE OCEANS from underwater volcanoes.
THEN there's the oceanic currents MOVING HEAT from the surface under, temporarily, regardless if the source contributed is the sun (not only the sun) during the day.
Your ignorance is astounding.

I'll give YOU a second chance:

if the sun is the cause of global warming on earth then how come NO SUCH WARMING HAPPENS ON THE MOON?

The earth & moon are so near the same distance to the sun there should be equally detected changes.

There aren't.

WHY?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:50 | 4890922 Cattender
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oh,shit... this is going to Fuck up our Massive Recovery right?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:51 | 4890924 adr
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Bullshit. Besides looking at the map the increase was all ocean temp related. Which who knows if its even accurate coming from the propoganda bureau.

I'd say it was the coldest May I can remember. So far June has been cold as well. We've only had one day that hit 90. The news channel said it was the second longest date on record before a 90 degree day.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:59 | 4890954 MeelionDollerBogus
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Bullshit. As a Murrikin you think you can defy reality, defy thermometers, if you don't like the truth, the facts, the measured evidence.
You're an idiot.
GET OUT A THERMOMETER.
READ IT.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:07 | 4890983 Calmyourself
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Oh no, your heroes are ....liars...  Of course that is not going to bother you I'm sure cuz Goddard is a booger head and no one will peer review his work.

 

https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/09/05/shock-news-noaa-lied-abou...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:36 | 4891088 Flakmeister
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Goddard?

The epitome of a calculating liar posing as a blog scientist...

Did you know Goddard ain't his real name?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:22 | 4891242 The_Prisoner
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There you go, projecting again.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:35 | 4891286 Flakmeister
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Did you sort of that "Electric Universe" thingie you were going on about?

Now that cosmology is the hallmark of a real critical thinker... Not....

My 10 year old  daughter has a better grasp of science...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:16 | 4891601 Jerome Lester H...
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You don't have a ten year old daughter. There is not a woman alive desperate or dumb enough to copulate with you.

How about another strawman argument from you?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:21 | 4891995 Flakmeister
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Looks like you don't even know what a strawman is...

\Zzzzz

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:55 | 4892075 dogbreath
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Flakzuki went to the vet,  and asked for the best Bull Semen

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:43 | 4892000 The_Prisoner
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Is you daughter guilt ridden by the notion the CO2 she produces when breathing is killing the planet, or is she on to your swindle?

 "Don't worry sweetie... climate change is not the humans' fault. Mommy just pretends it is so we can get taxpayer's money and fly around the world for conferences in 5-star hotels."

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:35 | 4891282 Calmyourself
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Thats rich, Goddard is not his real name from... Flakmeister!! Your christian name I assume..  You were asked repeatedly last week for your CV so we may bask in the glory of your .gov worshipping education..  You ridicule yourself fool..

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:38 | 4891298 ISEEIT
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So what?

Surely you don't suggest that a name change eliminates credibility????

 

I love it how the AGW cultist pick and choose not only which science is 'real' VS what science must be dismissed, they also construct their very own little models that magically produce outcomes perfectly aligned to facilitate achieving goals sought by the extreme political left/globalist for decades.

 

The AGW cult is no different than any other deranged leftist 'thinking', it requires the construct of a false/artificial reality.

You asshats could likely have been succesful had you gotten your story straight and crammed this crap down our throats 30 years ago but the game is already over now.

 

Time to come up with another means by which to enslave humanity.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:43 | 4891309 MeelionDollerBogus
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The only cult is the ANTI agw cult.
Those who PROVE AGW use DATA.
There is no "good science" or "bad science".
There is good data, and for your side, liars and frauds.

Global warming, to cause it and deny it, is the slavery of humanity.

It is the one and only way to take over the entire globe, to wipe out food supplies and to force the poor into slavery to get what is left as they have zero ability to grow their own food once the land & rain patterns have changed forever.

It's a deliberate mass genocide. Global warming is man-made genocide against the poor.

You are on the side of the enslavers. Every word of denial is a vote to murder the poor using global warming. You are fooling no one. I know you believe in global warming. You are happy for it and want more of it.

You think it will make your richer by killing off the poor.

The science, proof & prediction of global warming has been consistent and correct for the last 30 years and only the data has improved as we have better devices for measurement.
Not one word today is different than the warnings of 30 years ago. Not one word.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:46 | 4891506 Lonewar
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MeelioDollerBogus,

You are so full of shit its coming out of your ears. 30 Years ago, "Climate Scientists" were screaming that we were going into an ICE AGE. Look at the cover of Time in 1978 for Proof.

And another thing, increasing average global temperatures will INCREASE crop production to ignorant twit. Why do you think in every other warming period in recorded history we had a Population BOOM.

Add an average of 5 degrees celcius to our global temperatures and you will probably open up another 100 MILLION hectacres of farmland in Canada and Siberia.

Oh, and as for water rising and sinking the east coast... fucking MOVE, and good riddence to DC and NY...

And one last thing, science is NEVER settled, it is ALL a theory until it stops working, then we develop another one to take its place. Science is NEVER decided by concensus, it is ALL about testing your theory against facts and seeing if it holds. Your theory gains more credence the longer it holds out; however, it can NOT EVER FAIL EVEN ONE TIME. If it does, it is NO LONGER A VALID THEORY - Try again, come up with a new one and we will see how long that one lasts.

Just remember, the Earth was Flat was the "Consensus View"... so was the Sun revolving around the Earth, and a bunch of other disproven theories.

The earth may be in a warming trend, until we can get information from a RELIABLE source, this will still be debated. And a reliable source is NOT someone who got a grant to prove that global warming is happening and to measure it... that is a Bias Source.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:23 | 4892001 Flakmeister
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And they let you drive a car?

Amazing...

You are telling us that the Church Dogma was the "scientific concensus"?

You are one dumb fuck of a Hedgetard...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 18:15 | 4895449 MeelionDollerBogus
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You're a fucking fraud.
I was alive 30 years ago and hearing about global warming then and all the same warnings.
You, I'm guessing, are younger than 30.

Increasing temperatures, you dumb fuck monkey, is killing crops TODAY and will continue to kill the crops.
They can NOT TOLERATE HIGHER HEAT, they are adapted for LESS HEAT.
There's both a loss of moisture (water is needed for plants, dummy!) and damage to the plants from being unable to cool down, even at night.

EVERY massive heat increase has ALWAYS resulted in CROP DAMAGE not crop BOOMS.

We can NOT OPEN UP FARM LAND IN CANADA. That soil is NOT SUITABLE FOR FARMING.
The air may be warming but the SOIL would need to be TRUCKED IN FROM THE SOUTH to farm on it.

The facts show global warming is real and now. The FACTS show CO2 &  methane production of humans from OUR FUELS are the driving cause.
Never once has failure been shown to counter-argue the evidence. NOT ONCE and with your message STILL NOT ONCE.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:46 | 4891504 Flakmeister
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What real science would that be?

We are all ears...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:12 | 4890996 john39
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so you pay the carbon tax then.  leave the rest alone.  problem solved.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:20 | 4891034 Death and Gravity
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10 cents on the gallon is the best the NWO  can do to make America communist?

im impressedimpressedimpresseimpresseimpressimpressimpresimpresimpreimprimpimpimii notnotnon

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:24 | 4891050 john39
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NWO- just the tip, we promise...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:33 | 4891079 Death and Gravity
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60 years in the making, still hasn't happened.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:13 | 4891214 MayIMommaDogFac...
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60 years in the making, still hasn't happened.

So whatever it is that the term NWO means to you -- is it true that you think it got its origins around 1954?  Interesting.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:17 | 4891230 Salah
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:36 | 4891291 Flakmeister
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What does that prove, if anything...

It is winter there afterall...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:19 | 4891613 Jerome Lester H...
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It proves nothing but inanity emantes from your pea brain.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:24 | 4892004 Flakmeister
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Your lack of science acumen is only exceeded by your lack of wit...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:39 | 4891301 MeelionDollerBogus
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HOLY SHIT

IT SNOWED IN WINTER.

Tell us another tall tale.

Seriously? Are you so retarded to forget that WINTER IS ALSO SUMMER?

Summer in the NORTH HEMISPHERE is WINTER IN THE SOUTH.

Summer in the SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE is WINTER IN THE NORTH.

Americans now have a negative IQ, yours being the lowest to date ever demonstrated.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:55 | 4891537 butchtrucks
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It's the warmest start to winter ever in Australia.  The ski season has been a complete bust up till now - with just one dump of snow over the last few days.  Clothing retailers such as Kathmandu are experiencing disastrous sales because no one is buying their winter stock.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:20 | 4891619 Jerome Lester H...
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Wow...anecdotal evidence must mean agw is true.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:27 | 4892009 Flakmeister
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No, it doesn't and he wasn;t claiming it did... 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 18:17 | 4895469 MeelionDollerBogus
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Nothing but anecdotal, and disprovable, "evidence" is ever provided by AGW deniers.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:37 | 4891296 MeelionDollerBogus
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bzzzt wrong.
Carbon taxes fix nothing any more than fiat money makes nations or banks honest.
The machines that cause this CO2 pollution must be shut down.
One way or another they will be.
My survival depends on it as my food supplies depend on not permitting the heat to rise.
Therefore, I will not stop and I will not leave anyone alone.
Ever.

The problem is solved when the highways are still and cars don't run on gasoline anymore.

I will not end until then.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:52 | 4891748 MisterMousePotato
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"Therefore, I will not stop and I will not leave anyone alone.
Ever."

Finally. A post that brought a smile to my face.

(I pictured you by the side of a freeway off-ramp 20 years hence, wearing a robe, long white hair and beard, with a sign reading, "The End is Nigh.")

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:56 | 4895402 MeelionDollerBogus
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No.... it will be much more like the Road.
All cars stopped, absolutely.
A ton of angry people will be done with patiently waiting for the deniers to stop killing us all.
Then they'll stop waiting and it will be a civil war.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:51 | 4890925 Gunga
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It has been a great spring where I live. Kinda cooler than the past couple of years, just right amount of rain.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:12 | 4891392 Landrew
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Yes, global means your backyard.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:52 | 4890927 MeelionDollerBogus
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Time to cue the fuckmonkeys who say there's a global cooling, global warming pause and/or aliens heating the entire galaxy.
Come on fucksticks, you can do eeet.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:05 | 4890975 Winston Churchill
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Flak is busy doctoring ,ahem... recording June temps right now.

I'm sure he will be right here when he has finished fabricating,ahem   tabulating

the data.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:17 | 4891017 ZerOhead
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Adjusting WC... they call it adjusting.

They do that to the data until it shows them what they want to see. It's a religion.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:25 | 4891055 Death and Gravity
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No, its called adjusting measurement errors which you'd know if you cared to read the reasons for it instead of flapping yer gums.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:29 | 4892016 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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@Death,

You are a fool if you Believe that the .gov agencies don't "adjust" the temperature record.

They like their jobs, so they promote the "carbon" scare. Andf gullible lemmings like you eat it up.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:43 | 4895359 MeelionDollerBogus
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Every real scientist knows you must always measure for errors and adjust for them.
Most people here can't even chart a stock price much less measurements for real science, that's why they come up with nonsense like "overhead resistance" based on prices, which is impossible nonsense.
By all means if you knew how much money people would get soon, and how much they intended to purchase of stock ABC or ounces of metal, then MAYBE you could figure a low or high boundary figure. But none of this information is available outside the NSA & none of it was attempted to be used in any claim of "support" or "resistance".
These people can  barely fucking count and now they're trying to tell us all they know better that there is no global warming?
Ya, right.
May as well ask LOLcatz to teech mee za speelinks.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:05 | 4891185 Mark Urbo
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Flak must be a AGW cultist - constantly spewing BS on the subject.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:16 | 4891223 MayIMommaDogFac...
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He invested in a higher education that revolves around AGW theory.  Just a guess.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:24 | 4891635 Jerome Lester H...
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Sure got his moneys worth from those correspondence courses.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:28 | 4892014 Flakmeister
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Maybe you do less guessing and more figuring out...

And just so you know, you are wrong...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:32 | 4892023 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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Flakmeister says:

And just so you know, you are wrong...

^That^ is called a baseless assertion. If it were not for baseless assertions, idiots like her wouldn't have much to say.

Once more:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/files/2014/06/n...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:22 | 4892119 Flakmeister
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Once more:

Here is the rebuttal post at your very blog

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2014/06/23/c...

If you don;t quantify the errors or significance, it essentially has zero value...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 01:09 | 4892183 MEAN BUSINESS
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Sorry to bother you again Doctor, as I'm sure you're busy prepping for your meeting at the WMO, but when MAYIMOMMA said "He invested in a higher education that revolves around AGW theory.  Just a guess." and Flak asserted that MAYIMOMMA was wrong, you have no reason (ie:you have no base, ie baseless) to state that Flak's assertion is baseless. Flak may provide you with a basis for his assertion if you ask.

Just curious, is TT and 42 going to accompany you to the WMO?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:35 | 4891287 MeelionDollerBogus
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Flakmeister has made not one mistake so far at all. 100% accurate 100% proving the denialists are inventing data that was never measured anywhere.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:12 | 4891391 Mark Urbo
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Then buy carbon credits you idiot...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:14 | 4891397 MeelionDollerBogus
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Buying carbon credits is the same as being a denialist.
Equal failure.
The only solution is to shut down the gas burning machines.
By any means necessary.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:22 | 4891420 overmedicatedun...
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one's got to laugh at these AGW worry worts, one of thier kind a few years ago was convinced the north west passage was open during our abnormal polar bear killing summer, so he tried to sail across it, and as we all know got Ice locked for months and begged for rescue, I wish some of the agw posters here had went along we don't hear much from that sailor guy anymore about AGW.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:26 | 4891642 Jerome Lester H...
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The chicken little brigade.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:07 | 4891814 AchtungAffen
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Go ask Vladimir then. Because Russia permitted a record number of routes through the northern ice sheet.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:14 | 4891597 Calmyourself
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Good luck

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 09:47 | 4892921 forensicator
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humans create a lot of CO2, i bet you believe in the 500 million maximum humans, as dictated on the Georgia Guidestones.. 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:35 | 4895329 MeelionDollerBogus
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The guidestones are a hoax.
I can't believe you actually fell for that.
CO2 produced by FUEL BURNING is massive.
CO2 just from humans breathing is not a problem.

You Americans are ASTOUNDINGLY ignorant.

Someone plants a rock in the ground and you believe what's written on it, but not the thermometers we use every day.

People understand Santa Claus isn't real and yet most Americans believe in 'god'.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE.

How do you Americans live with such constant delusion?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:13 | 4891002 john39
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you see, global warming has that effect... a real head scratcher for sure.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:07 | 4891193 firstdivision
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Don't know where you get your data sets, but our models to predict power usage uses real temps and across various regions, we ended may above the past 30 year normal. Also we are seeing June also coming in above normal. Good job making shit up.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:42 | 4891307 Yen Cross
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   Yeah, I just made 80 years of shit up. You and Flak should get an Igloo and hang out together.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:07 | 4891806 AchtungAffen
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No, you didn't make it up. Someone else did, and you just hook-line and sinker.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:17 | 4891228 Flakmeister
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Wow...

Any ideas why that might be?

You are pretty easily fooled, because you want to be....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:46 | 4891726 Jerome Lester H...
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Appeal to stupidity...how pathetic and apt.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:33 | 4892028 Flakmeister
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Better than prayers and animal sacrifices which appears to be your MO...

I can honestly say that even if I explained the record highs graph to you, you still wouldn't get, even if you were really trying...

It has to do with how old the temperature record is and probability of setting a record in any given year....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:34 | 4892030 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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Flakmeister says:

I can honestly say...

Flakmeister can't say anything honestly. She is more deluded than Algore.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:57 | 4890948 trader1
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...and now begins another comedy gold comment thread.

good night all.

flak, you're on duty ;-)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 01:49 | 4892219 trader1
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yep.  

not disappointed.

 

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:00 | 4890960 Make_Mine_A_Double
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NOAA used to be the scientific gold standard for ocean research of all kinds. Still have friends there that are top notch.

But the majic minkey and his bolshevik pajama boys have bastardized NOAA same NASA, et al. So you can put this horseshit in the round file along with all the rest of AGW bed wetting nonsense.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:37 | 4891093 Flakmeister
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So sorry you can't grok what they are telling you...

I guess it isn't easy being a Hedgetard...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:13 | 4891394 MeelionDollerBogus
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Yup. The most powerful zealotry on Zerohedge:

  1. there is no global warming
  2. abortion is murder
  3. bitcoin is money
  4. democrats and republicans are incredibly different
  5. and of course... Vlad Bromance
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:04 | 4891796 AchtungAffen
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Hedgetards hate bitcoin. Because the cant howld it in ther heaaands yo.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:36 | 4892034 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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MDB:

ZH readers have the CONSENSUS!  Sorry you're not in it, misfit.

Count those down arrows!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:01 | 4890962 Calmyourself
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Screw the lying scumbags and the all encompassing government these weak bastards perpetually wish for..

https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2014/06/24/glaciers-of-norway-and-al...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:05 | 4890972 Ruger556
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Texas just had one of the coolest May's ever.  Still haven't reached 100 in DFW area.  1998 every day in May was over 100, we are now heading to Joo-lye and prob won't reach 100.  Do these people think we are stupid?  We are seeing the weather every day, it's not warm by any standards

 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:27 | 4892128 Flakmeister
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Texas represents about 0.14% of the globe...

Classic Hedgetard analysis...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:06 | 4890976 Hopeful Skeptic
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I cannot trust these folks any longer. From a few days ago...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/10916086/The-scandal-of-fid...

 

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