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Boehner To Sue Obama

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Now that Eric Cantor is history, crushed by an unexpected Tea Party "David" (literally and metaphorically) as the US population finally begins to say no to an artifical "two-party" system which is quite united in only serving its Wall Street masters, it is time for that other republican, none other than the consummate folding lawn chair John Boehner, to scramble fearing for his own political career. And since the only way the GOP knows to challenge the implosion of the US republic is by making loud noises and providing hours of hollow theatrical entertainment, here comes Boehner with the biggest soap opera he could muster: moments ago the speaker announced he plans to sue Obama "on behalf of the House over his frequent use of executive actions that Republicans believe are beyond his authority."

Of course, if the republicans wants to make a real statement they should just impeached Obama. However, remember: this is only theater. Boehner confirmed as much. According to The Hill, "during his weekly Capitol press conference, the Speaker accused the president of violating his oath of office by not “faithfully executing the laws of our country.” But Boehner said the lawsuit would not lead to an attempt to remove Obama from office. "This is not about impeachment,” Boehner said. “This is about his faithfully executing the laws of our country.

Oh, so it is not about impeachment: so is it only about generating the brownie populist points that go alongside such "tremendous bravery" as engaging in a clearly hollow straight to TV spectacle?

More on this farce from Fox:

The speaker alleged that the president not only has ignored the law but "brags about it," decrying what he described as "arrogance and incompetence."


Boehner had been weighing such a lawsuit in recent days, over concerns that Obama exceeded his constitutional authority with executive actions. Republicans have voiced frustration with Obama's second-term "pen and phone" strategy of pursuing policy changes without Congress -- particularly environmental rules via the Environmental Protection Agency. Republicans also complained about numerous unilateral changes to the implementation of ObamaCare.


The lawsuit has not yet been filed. But asked Wednesday whether he intended to proceed, Boehner said: "I am."

Which means no: reference - all those previous debt ceiling battles where the speaker was just as "resolute."

"My view is the president has not faithfully executed the laws," he said. "What we have seen clearly over the last five years is an effort to erode the power of the Legislative Branch."


The decision to sue still would have to be formally approved by a group of House leaders. Presuming that step is cleared, the suit is expected to be filed in a few weeks.


The plaintiff would be the House of Representatives.

Well, at least the House would finally be busy "doing" something. For everything else there is, as Chuck Schumer made so very clear once and for all, the Mr. Chairmanwoman, who continues to "get to work" every single day, making America's very rich, richer.


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Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:21 | 4894090 ParkAveFlasher
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Nobody messes with Weeping Cheeto!

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:26 | 4894109 AlaricBalth
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Dear Mr. Boehner,

You federal tax returns for the years 2006-2013 have been selected for examination...

You may have someone represent you during any part of the examination.


Internal Revenue Agent

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:35 | 4894144 InjectTheVenom
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BLAHBLAHFUCKINGBLAH ... can we PLEEEEEEEZ  get done with the theater and games and smoke & mirrors and get to WW3 already   ? !     

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:38 | 4894171 john39
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the bread and circus acts are getting more lame by the day...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4894193 daveO
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Ya can't expect much from a crying drunk.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:46 | 4894211 Ignatius
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He could redeem himself if he rolled up his sleeves and called Obummer out on the White House lawn.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:59 | 4894287 Oldwood
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I'm shocked that a strongly worded letter would not suffice.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4894316 Comte de Saint ...
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Suing a Constitutional Lawyer by profession...Obama's response to Mr. Boehner:


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Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:38 | 4894507 john39
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>>constitutional lawyer

as if that walking fraud ever stepped into a law school.  nothing about that guy is real.


Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:33 | 4894754 pods
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Noting is more unbecoming than crying while wiping spunk off your chin.

Man up Boehner, what are you Poland?



Wed, 06/25/2014 - 18:04 | 4895423 max2205
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John just wait till it's an election year....oh wait


You stupid fuck

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:38 | 4894775 LostAtSea
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"by profession" --- really? 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:48 | 4894825 InjectTheVenom
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FFS  our GIC  (Golfer-In-Chief) most likely couldn't even SPELL the word "profession"  !

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 19:00 | 4895643 BlindMonkey
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He has a promising career as a news caster.   Nobody has ever read a teleprompter as well has he can.  He can even pause for dramatic effect and lift that weak chin of his into a pose for a low angle drama shot.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:04 | 4894933 SheepDog-One
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'Constitutional lawyer' my ass, the only part of that which applies to ObaMao at all is the first 3 letters 'con'.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 19:04 | 4895656 BlindMonkey
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I disagree.  Barry is personally reviving the old english slang meaning of 'constituional'.


Now, read the link and tell me about Barry being a constitutional scholar.



You're welcome.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:41 | 4895119 drendebe10
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The incompetent, corrupt arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic liar in chief is about as much of a constitutional lawyer as OJ Simpson is innocent of murder....

Only  thing the liar in chief is good at is living its celebrity grand imperial life style at hard working US citizen taxpayers expense and pissing on the sheeples' back telling them it's raining...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 19:51 | 4895810 Monty Burns
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Constitutional Lawyer????    We know nothing about Obummer.  All his grades have been made a State Secret, his birth certificate is a forgery etc. etc.  The only thing we do know about him and the First Ho' is that they were propelled way beyond their abilities every step of the way via Affirmative Action.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4894196 freewolf7
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I'm looking forward to the car full of clowns, and later, the guillotines.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:08 | 4895219 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Seriously where do these effing government BUFFOONS come from?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:43 | 4895358 HamRove
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One of Dante's circles of Hell.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:27 | 4894111 Four chan
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lol! why are those power mad control freaks so very weird?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4894126 NotApplicable
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It's called the "vetting process."

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:42 | 4894471 813kml
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I think that's short for "veterinarian processing", genes from the animal kingdom are spliced into a candidate's DNA to bring about desirable traits.

Reptilian genes appear to be the most successful.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4894195 crazybob369
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It seems they all get Emperor Palpatine disease.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:38 | 4894778 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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"on behalf of the House over his frequent use of executive actions that Republicans believe are beyond his authority."

Hmm, wonder if he also means to do that for the previous Emperor Palpatine a/k/a "W", who went hog wild with exec actions, signing statements, etc. Oh, but you liked the ones George did? Yeah, turnabout ain't fair play...


Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:07 | 4894954 Mr Pink
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I swear to God if I hear anymore red team vs blue team bs from you mental midgets I'm gonna stab myself in the face with a soldering iron!

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 20:16 | 4895879 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Make sure the tip has a good tinning first.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:40 | 4895109 Tall Tom
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Why don't you come out hunting with me. I live at 12223B Woodside Ave., Lakeside, California, USA.



Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4894178 Canadian Dirtlump
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this makes wonderful theater, but I think we can all agree that the chances of this leading to anything material are somewhere between slim and none, and slim was recently liquidated by a drone while at a wedding reception in Tunis.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:01 | 4894298 Oldwood
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Everything is for public "consumption". We are the sheep and they are trying to herd us, but its more like herding cats. They will ultimately use the dogs to direct us.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:51 | 4894575 sdmjake
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You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.

And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you
get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
Hide your head in the sand,
Just another sad old man,
All alone and dying of cancer.

(Dogs - Pink Floyd)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:44 | 4894543 TheFourthStooge-ing
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this makes wonderful theater

Yep, and even though Bhoaner's acting comes off a bit stiff, the script's turgid humor stands erect.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:15 | 4894672 Canadian Dirtlump
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if the comedy lasts more than 8 hours call your doctor.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4894212 doctor10
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boehnerboy is too busy doing his work for re-election to do his own job Constitutionally

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4894213 Itchy and Scratchy
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'Weeping Cheeto' one of the best lines ever!


Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4894229 ParkAveFlasher
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Courtesy ZHer other than myself.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:22 | 4894431 Itchy and Scratchy
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1st Class Youmur!

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:46 | 4894816 InjectTheVenom
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"weeping cheeto" .... +1776  !!    Spewed most of my mouthful of Schlitz all over te keyboard   ;>(    but it was worth it

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 18:41 | 4895569 zerocash
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One Little Thing All White People Could Do That Could Make A Difference In The World Is Just Accept Big O As Their Lord and Savior

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4894093 NoDebt
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About fucking time.

It'll never stop Obama, but at least I can be entertained for a while, watching the fiction that anyone in DC cares about the Constitution or rule of law.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:30 | 4894124 DoChenRollingBearing
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Impeach Eric Holder and the IRS honcho (I forget his name) first.  That could be done.  And it would show something supporting that the R-Team is different than the D-Team.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4894163 InjectTheVenom
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the IRS honcho ?    i think you're talking about the guy that used to play Creed on The Office  , right ?   i don't remember his name either !       ;>)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:44 | 4894188 ThroxxOfVron
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"And it would show something supporting that the R-Team is different than the D-Team."

Still trying to figure out which side to part your hair on?

Even IF the 'R-Team' made "a show of something supporting...different"  They aren't going to actually DO anything, because not only is 'R-Team' NOT "different"; 'R-Team' is just a division of the same Team that 'D-Team' is also a division of...


There is only ONE Team.




Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:47 | 4894558 Anusocracy
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The Repugs are certainly not going to do anything to diminish the office of the Apex Predator.

Not when they want to win it in 2016.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:25 | 4894704 1000yrdstare
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That's actually 3.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:31 | 4894739 ThroxxOfVron
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...& now You see just how easy it is to convince People that there is more than one team.

Those are all just different names for the same team.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:32 | 4894748 halfasleep
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last two are just rehypothecations of the first.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4894221 NoDebt
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At this point, DCRB, it's so little, so late it doesn't matter.  The state won.  We lost.  Rs, Ds, it doesn't matter.  The Tea Party upset of Cantor was a fluke, as I feared.  Rerun the same thing in Mississippi a week later and what happened?  The establishment puke enlisted the help of BLACK DEMOCRATIC voters to win the Republican primary away from his Tea Party opponent (who would have otherwise stomped him).

If that's not a clear-cut indication of what EITHER party will do to hold onto power, I don't know what would ever convince people.

I used to think the people who said "both sides are the same, this is all just for show" were a little extreme.  Not any more.  They're absolutely right.  Those bastards will never leave on their own.  You'll never vote them out (because they have all the money and own the election process).  That only leaves one option.  An option nobody in the US is anywhere close to considering at this point.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:07 | 4894331 ThroxxOfVron
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"That only leaves one option.  An option nobody in the US is anywhere close to considering at this point."

I'm not sure that it leaves only one option; but, the range of options are certainly limited to those outside the conventional political process.

I have been considering the options left for quite some time.  Neither am I alone in such deliberations.

It also sounds like You are having some rather unconventional thoughts yourself at this point.


Now it might be possible for Us to begin reasoned discussion about proceeding to amend this situation without the constant childish devolution into whining about sanctity of the so-called legitimate democratic process.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:31 | 4894737 moneybots
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"You'll never vote them out (because they have all the money and own the election process)."


Cantor got voted out.

The great irony could turn out to be for the Tea Party members who just lost in Mississippi, to return the favor and vote for the democrat in the fall.


Vote non-incumbent.  Spread the word.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:33 | 4894759 ThroxxOfVron
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Swapping one Republican for another Republican on a ballot accomplished what?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4894095 Skateboarder
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What happens when a dildo sues another dildo?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:24 | 4894104 ParkAveFlasher
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Fox News gets an increase in ad revenue.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4894161 CCanuck
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Everybody else gets fucked???

Do I win the chicken dinner Skateboarder?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4894242 Skateboarder
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Certainment. However, I can't guarantee that it's 100% chicken. Could be some horse influence in there. ;-)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4894179 prymythirdeye
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Sword fight?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:44 | 4894191 HardlyZero
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those would be 'light' sabers.  

The first double-entendre that worx !

It would be like Vader vs. Luke.

A triple entendre !

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4894216 ebworthen
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Rubber phallus pickle parrying?

Pretty sure the proper response to a President violating the Constitution is impeachment.

Suing the President is like asking for restitution from a mugger versus pressing charges.

Flippin' fiddling in the theater while the New Rome burns.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:25 | 4894105 Tenshin Headache
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Folding lawn chair is right. Like all things Boehner, nothing will come of this.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:25 | 4894106 Bill of Rights
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Yet this clown allows this crap to continue.


The U.S. Supreme Court Is Marching in Lockstep with the Police State

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:26 | 4894110 GooseShtepping Moron
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It isn't just theater. Suing the President of the United States is not a matter that can be taken lightly. This thing could easily grow beyond Boehner's original intentions, especially if he fails to deliver any results. Whether Boehner likes it or not, he might have just sown the seeds of a real populist revolt. It will be interesting to see what happens next.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4894150 NotApplicable
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Populist revolts can be nothing more than venting of frustration when so much of the populace is now wholly dependent upon Uncle Sugar for sustenance. People push back, and they'll soon discover the instability of everything they consider to be the bedrock of their beliefs.

Of course, it won't be that blatant.

False flag, anyone?

(oh, and I did not junk you)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4894175 prymythirdeye
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Here's what happens next.....NOTHING.  It is just theater.  Stop kidding yourself.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:26 | 4894447 gruden
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Isn't it obvious?


Boehner will sue, and the Supreme Court will say the executive orders are A-OK.  That's the whole point. 


One step closer to rule-by-decree.  The Palpatine analogy I think is apt: this will be the Congress turning over legislative power to the president.  That's where this is going, and a supreme court ruling will make it official.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:04 | 4894627 American Dreams
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Gruden if I could up tick your post 10,000 times over I would.  Your post is not obvious but it is most insightful and one of the best I have seen in a long while.  This is how they work together and how the government / ruling class makes the unlawful, the actual rule of law. 

No more lies, no more lies


Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:27 | 4894448 gruden
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double post.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:27 | 4894117 NYPoke
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Read the headline & thought the Republicans grew a pair.  Sigh, of course not.  I'm a dumbass for even thinking that it could be.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4894158 insanelysane
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And for living in New York (guess based on your id)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:12 | 4894658 NYPoke
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Used to, when I picked the name, back in the 90's.  Lived around Woodstock though, where they hate NYC much more than the rest of us.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4894121 Duc888
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Love it.  Classic photo.


Boner is a softie.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4894164 NotApplicable
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You mean, "drunk."

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4894133 Pumpkin
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That picture is priceless, for such a sad, sad 'man'.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4894135 youngman
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It could be a big statement against Obama if he is ruled against in one of these cases..embarrasing for a guy who specialized in Constitutional law

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4894218 daveO
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If he loses, he'll simply quote A. Jackson. "Now, let's see them enforce it".

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:10 | 4894348 Oldwood
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I assume that no one studies constitutional law to preserve the constitution, only to destroy or circumvent. Even if he is slapped down by the supreme court, he will still wear it as a badge of least he tried.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:38 | 4894137 Dr. Engali
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More theater to distract the masses. This will go no where fast. Fucking red team will eat it up though, and the blue team will scream racism. The real question is, what are they doing with the other hand? We  know they were all busy selling out the country while distracting us with Clinton getting a blow job.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:39 | 4894172 insanelysane
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My lefty leaning wife called me racist yesterday and then later on she says, "I didn't know Japan had a soccer team."

She was pissed at me for saying that president equality really believes in equality when he traded 5 humans for 1 human.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:49 | 4894233 sunnyside
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You should take a mistress.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:08 | 4894248 Dr. Engali
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It's funny how members of one of the two official teams totally ignores and excuse all actions of their team. My wife is the same way with the red team. I drive her nuts when I point out the facts regarding both teams to her. I usually get a cold shoulder as she sticks her head in the sand.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:28 | 4894455 insanelysane
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I hear ya Doc.  You should have seen her reaction when I told our 2 high schoolers that I plan on not voting this year because participating advances both teams.

My classic line to her is:

Republicans want to regulate the bedroom and the Democrats want to regulate the dining room so lets go eat whatever we want in the bedroom and then have sex in the dining room.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:42 | 4894533 Dr. Engali
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Lol. Good one, I'll have to borrow that.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:54 | 4894261 daveO
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I'm pretty sure 'lefty leaning wife' is an oxymoron, these days. They always have to keep a backup plan available, for when you get bored with them.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:09 | 4894344 astoriajoe
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oxymoron? I was thinking redundant.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4894231 Captchured
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>with Clinton getting a blow job.


You mean Hillary?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:34 | 4894140 gdiamond22
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What a fucking joke. The most lawless President in American History and this orange two faced faggot doesn't even have the balls to write up Articles of Impeachment. As if he doesn't have enough scandals to clearly implicate BO. Its like the scene from Team America where Hans says he will be very, very angry and write a letter telling the N. Korean's how angry they will be and then gets ripped apart by a shark. Boehner is such a fucking sell out. The epitome of a career politician. Fucking Pussy.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:38 | 4894168 crazybob369
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Now, now. To impeach BO would be racist. Don't you knows that?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:53 | 4894256 Chief KnocAHoma
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This is exactly right. BO is baiting the GOP... daring them to do anything because he knows Chuck Todd and Chris Mathews will blow the Prez then preach about how mean the GOP is for picking on this poor little black boy who just cares for the under class. 

Don't take the bait until his approval numbers are below 30%. Then the critical mass will wash this turd out of office. The trick is... the country has to survive that long.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:53 | 4894257 Chief KnocAHoma
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This is exactly right. BO is baiting the GOP... daring them to do anything because he knows Chuck Todd and Chris Mathews will blow the Prez then preach about how mean the GOP is for picking on this poor little black boy who just cares for the under class. 

Don't take the bait until his approval numbers are below 30%. Then the critical mass will wash this turd out of office. The trick is... the country has to survive that long.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:34 | 4894149 davidalan1
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crying game

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4894162 kchrisc
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"Boehner To Sue Obama"

For what? Being a bigger piece of shit pol than him?!

Just another "pay me more loot" dog and pony show for the sheeple.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4894173 CharliePrince
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will this be broadened  to a class action  suit ?




Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:43 | 4894530 SheepDog-One
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I heard even a few parking tickets might be involved here!

Boner you orange tanned asshole.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:08 | 4894641 813kml
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Only if the participants had any class.

This will all be sorted out on a primetime special of Judge Judy.  Judy will make Boner bawl like a baby and congratulate Barry on his rise from hoodrat to CEO of USA, Inc.  Barry will make a spontaneous plea for cooperation via teleprompter and all will be right with the Universe.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:39 | 4894174 madcows
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shut up asshole.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4894606 madcows
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Boner's not an asshole?  What did I miss?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4894181 orangegeek
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Boehner took the bait.  The MSM carries water for Barry for a living, so Boehner is going to be the bad guy.


The race card will get played by Barry and the MSM and things could get ugly on the street.


MSM will support juicing the chaos at every possible turn.


Orville Redenbacher time!!!!

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:49 | 4894236 ThroxxOfVron
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Hey, get with the pc program before the Government gets in here and starts fixing shit that ain't broken.


Your name is Geek from now on.

Orville's last name is Enbacher.


Thu, 06/26/2014 - 01:10 | 4894183 HardlyZero
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Things could get testy on the greens.  Hope there are no tears in court.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4894206 Itchy and Scratchy
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Oh goodie! More borrowed tax payers dollars to pay for more lawyering! Hopefully they don't pay more than $2k per hour!

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4894207 SillyWabbits
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I weep for the liberty of my country when I see at this early day of its successful experiment that corruption has been imputed to many members of the House of Representatives, and the rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office.

Andrew Jackson 1846


Corruption, embezzlement, fraud, these are all characteristics which exist everywhere. It is regrettably the way human nature functions, whether we like it or not. What successful economies do is keep it to a minimum. No one has ever eliminated any of that stuff.

Alan Greenspan 1987

Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And that's why we lost.

Eric Cantor 200?

And so it goes!

Nearly 200 years and counting.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4894208 ISEEIT
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Quite a spectacle alright.

Voting won't change anything. Either we all keep voting for the slightly lesser of two evils and at best delay the inevitable, or we stop playing the game and just be loud about it.


This system is FUBAR and going down. Even the non-absolute clown variety leftist/progressive is getting a little freaked out.

The planning is too obvious. These sociopaths create theater intentionally just for the perverse thrill of doing so.


Reminds me of my very first violent car crash:

15-20 seconds was timeless. First a surreal period of awakening, then an indefinable period of just being inside a chaos but numb.


Then a stillness in the long space of gazing upon the outcome.


Nothing was ever the same again.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4894323 potato
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I don't follow how non-participation is better than voting for a third party.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:34 | 4894399 ThroxxOfVron
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Please name ONE credible third party, three prominent members of said credible third party, and provide some minimal information describing the stated core values and objectives of those members.

Links to verifiable information maintained by the(se) credible thrid party/ies and such members will be most appreciated...


For the sake of this exorcise Canadien political groups, religious organizations, labor unions, and corporations -do not count.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:28 | 4895054 samsara
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" Please Name ONE credible (*BLANK) party, three prominent members of said credible third party, and provide some minimal information describing the stated core values and objectives of those members."

Name 3 Prominent CREDIBLE members of either the Dem or mirror image Reps?

Provide minimal information stating CORE VALUES and OBJECTIVES of the named members of the Dems/Rep's

Fixed it for ya

There are no 3rd parties.   The One Team, Two Uniforms made sure that none will ever come up and make it thru the process. 

The requirements for a new 3rd party.

1st.  Bring back the Witch's Broom...


Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:13 | 4895220 ThroxxOfVron
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"There are no 3rd parties.   The One Team, Two Uniforms made sure that none will ever come up and make it thru the process. "

Hence 'the democratic process' is irreleveant.  Now what?


Witches were clearly disallowed under the prohibitions against both religeous organizations and labor unions outlined above...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 18:47 | 4895592 doctor10
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anybody with any credible thrid party traction will suddenly be found with a hard drive full of child porn and charges on their credit cards accordingly- and thats the NICE stuff that might happen to them

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:12 | 4894660 BigRedRider
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I personally would want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming and kicking, like the passengers in his car.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4894226 Itchy and Scratchy
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How about both of those freaks resign and we will call it a draw?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4894245 Silver Sativa
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He's a boozer? I never knew.....

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 13:55 | 4894267 Chuck Knoblauch
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Another flash grenade.

It's too late, John.

NA Union will fail.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:01 | 4894303 22winmag
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The farce is strong with this one.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:04 | 4894313 Joe Tierney
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I wonder if he cries in the tanning bed? Poosie!


Dat bad pwesident keeps on bossing me awound and won't leave me awone. Hims gonna wegwett dat real soon. Sob sob. Cwy cwy.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:08 | 4894339 alexcojones
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One day in the near future, I hope the Tyler(s) write a book.

"consummate folding lawn chair John Boehner" is a damn fine phrase.

Will Shakespeare would be envious.

But why sue? Why Not Impeach? Nixon was faced with Impeachment for far less.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:23 | 4894430 Oldwood
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But the media was working to impeach Nixon. One of the reasons Nixon's people did what they did and he subsequently attempted to cover it up was the long standing belief by Nixon that the media was out to get him...and they did, with his help of course.

Obama is the absolute negative of Nixon. He has the full faith and support of the media and goes about his impeachable behaviors because he rightly believes he will NEVER be held to account. Yes he is doing it for his agenda but also I believe he is doing it as an "in your face" body blow to all those who oppose him. It enrages his opposition to the point of irrationality, effectively marginalizing them as extreme, regardless of if they are saying it as it actually is. Without the media to reinforce the criticisms, all who stand against him are dangerous nut jobs. The republicans understand this, but their lack of courage will not advance their agendas. If, per chance they were to stand against Obama in a truly unified approach, they might have the ability to overcome the media indoctrination, but as every time its starts getting warm for them they bail like their hair is on fire. We know this from watching the many budget debates, Obamacare debates, immigration debates or just about anything that might actually advance a conservative agenda. As we have learned in all wars, pick your battles wisely and fight to win. Republicans don't know how to do either.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:56 | 4894882 grekko
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Different times, more masters (all on Wall Street & City of London).

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:15 | 4894388 Itchy and Scratchy
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How about we extend the lawsuit to include Bush I & II, Clinton I & II, Regan I & II, Carter, Nixon, Johnson ....................?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:38 | 4894511 Anonymouse
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Regan II?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:53 | 4894855 JRobby
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Regan I - still able to read script

Regan II - unable to, napping frequently

Nappy, nappy POTUS

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:55 | 4894873 grekko
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Yep!  The Ronnie that speaks to us in our sleep.  you know, the same type of sleep he engaged in while at international treaty conferences.  Reagan's sleepy times don't bother me, he surrounded himself with some good people (only some, mind you, mostly from Bechtel).

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:46 | 4894557 are we there yet
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Eisenhower was the last real american president that was not a puppet.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:30 | 4895074 f16hoser
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JFK was too. That's why "They" killed him.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:49 | 4894835 grekko
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Reagan, Nixon and Johnson are dead.  Don't waste money I no longer have.  I'm good with Clinton, the Bushes, and Obumbler tho.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:17 | 4894402 ShrNfr
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It is a write of mandemus suit to force Obama do observe the law. IF successful, anything he does that does not adhere to the topic of the writ is an impeachable offense.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:47 | 4894822 grekko
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Sounds like we got us a lawyer here.  A good legal opinion is always welcomed.  You wouldn't be Judge Napolitano using a pen name, would you?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:22 | 4894429 esum
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Boner better watch out....... doesn't he know Obumbler is the anti Christ... 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:34 | 4894485 sosoome
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Read the Constitution Johnny Boy. You have all the authority you need to determine what is constituional; it's your job, not the court. You have the power of the purse. If you want to get OBarry's attention, use it!

This lawsuit is nothing more than a long drawn out "See, we are doing something", when in fact, you are doing nothing.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:36 | 4894497 swass
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Boehner is obviously trying to save his own arse.  If Obama (and other presidents before him, perhaps to a lesser extent) has been doing this all along, why NOW?  Shouldn't this have become an issue and shouldn't he have raised holy hell when it happened the first time?

Even though we can see through this, the good news is that it means politicans are scared.  They are scared of the citizens.  Hopefully this fear spreads and the politicans now start doing their jobs. I hate to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:36 | 4894498 SheepDog-One
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'Sue Oblahblah' LOL! Isn't the proper procedure 'impeachment' if you have charges against a president? What a worthless bag of dicks running the show.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:37 | 4894500 B2u
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Fuck you Boehner.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:36 | 4894501 Anonymouse
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"Don't worry, Barry. It will all go away after the election. Boob bait for Bubbas, as Pat Moynihan used to say."

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:38 | 4894514 SheepDog-One
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Oblahblah heard this news, and promptly launched an 85 yard wormburner off the ladies teebox at the Congressional Golf Club.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:43 | 4894536 I Write Code
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Now I don't blame him cuz he run and golfed
But what I gotta do to complete my rolf
Is to make my bones, I got to go and Sue.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:45 | 4894547 SheepDog-One
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'QUICK! They're onto us! Everyone run around flailing your arms looking like you're really doing something for fucks sakes! Our phony-baloney jobs depend on it!'

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 14:53 | 4894582 are we there yet
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Nancy Pilosi has balls, and Bohner has a vagina, Obama switch hits. No wonder gay rights is out of the closet. I miss living in the America I grew up in.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:05 | 4894630 BigRedRider
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"...the speaker announced he plans to sue Obama..."


Don't cry about it now, Boeney, cry AFTER you sue.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:25 | 4894711 xiam007
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don't cry John Boehner

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:25 | 4894712 gcjohns1971
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Get rid of the 'EH?" to know who Boehner really is.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:30 | 4894731 Bemused Observer
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So the Annoying Orange is upset with the President? Yeah, yeah...Cry Me A Liver, you useless waste of skin...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:35 | 4894765 p00k1e
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I wonder who will pay for the lawyers Boehner will use AND the Obama legal defense team.  


Republicans pulling another scam against the American people.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:45 | 4894813 Goldilocks
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the worlds funniest magic show My Favorit :) CLASSIC (5:56)

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:47 | 4894820 The worst trader
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Cry baby won't do shit! chicken little no backbone bitch!

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 15:51 | 4894844 JRobby
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I guess that puts future golf dates on hold?

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:28 | 4895065 f16hoser
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Boehner to the rescue! WOW, I feel so much better now. NOT

Boehner is an Overpaid Hamster. Do nothing Boehner. Pelosi has bigger Balls then him. Fuck, if the Republican party was worth it's salt, they would sick Trey Gowdy onto the "Gay Prince."

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 21:12 | 4896096 dexter_morgan
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Wed, 06/25/2014 - 16:29 | 4895071 Jethro
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Looks like somebody switched from Scotch to Dutch Courage....

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:07 | 4895211 foodstampbarry
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"In my view, my golfing partner has not faithfully executed the law."

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:09 | 4895224 TallTurtle
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This TV drama is getting a little too, JB might sue the President.  Fuck me.  Now this shit is serious.  Serious indeed.  Save me a seat in the court room.  This could be a pay per view bonaza. 

We are so fucked.  Can you imagine the poor judge's reaction that draws this shit show????

 Gotta go.  Need to schedule a doctor's appointment at the VA.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 17:37 | 4895344 Clowns on Acid
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Why I oughta.....

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 18:10 | 4895442 andrewp111
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No federal judge in his right mind will touch this one with a 10 foot pole. If a judge rules against the President, then what? How can a judge force the President to do something that the president refuses to do? The short answer is he can't - any more than the Supreme court could stop Andrew Jackson from moving the Indians almost 200 years ago.

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