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Caption Contest: "We Call It Soccer" Edition

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Having had his omnipotence slightly reduced by SCOTUS and Verizon losing out over NSA spying concerns, we can only imagine President Obama's dismay while watching (aboard AF1) the Europeans trump the Americans once again...

 

 

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Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:15 | 4899168 Joe A
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"It's called Football, you wanker" (standard response in the UK when Americans refer to the sport as 'soccer'.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:00 | 4899231 Sages wife
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" I'm just saying, no back pockets and buttons on the left don't mean anything."  "You watch your mouth."  "I'll fire your ass."

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:29 | 4899236 Yes We Can. But...
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Wow, man - Jerry Lewis has *not* aged well.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:32 | 4899258 Bunga Bunga
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Who took away our bats?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:36 | 4899279 deflator
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 Why is there bars on the screen? Does a guy have to sign an executive order to get a little HD around here?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:46 | 4899323 Cortez
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No. 10 makes my butt tingle!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:55 | 4899375 Rear Admiral Obvious
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you know I like to kick the ball out of bound every time I can then shit on the field and strut around like I made a goal

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:23 | 4899418 Obamanism
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Tell the 300 illegals to leave the US team's plane, the soccer team is staying.

The next world cup we can field a better team from 30 million illegals now in the country

I have just listened to Merkle's Phone, at least she is pleased.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4899437 nobodysfool
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Why aren't they using their hands? Morons...

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 17:18 | 4899759 agNau
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"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then ...Vall, are you ignoring me????"

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 17:46 | 4899852 Steel Magnolia
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You win some, you lose some & some get rained out. Let's just blame this on the weather too! They buy it hook, line & sinker every time.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 19:24 | 4900200 homiegot
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"You know Val, I could clear off this table and give it to you. Damn my dick is hard."

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 19:26 | 4900210 FredFlintstone
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...you are fairly close to a man.

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