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Caption Contest: "We Call It Soccer" Edition
Having had his omnipotence slightly reduced by SCOTUS and Verizon losing out over NSA spying concerns, we can only imagine President Obama's dismay while watching (aboard AF1) the Europeans trump the Americans once again...
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"It's called Football, you wanker" (standard response in the UK when Americans refer to the sport as 'soccer'.
" I'm just saying, no back pockets and buttons on the left don't mean anything." "You watch your mouth." "I'll fire your ass."
Wow, man - Jerry Lewis has *not* aged well.
Who took away our bats?
Why is there bars on the screen? Does a guy have to sign an executive order to get a little HD around here?
No. 10 makes my butt tingle!
you know I like to kick the ball out of bound every time I can then shit on the field and strut around like I made a goal
Tell the 300 illegals to leave the US team's plane, the soccer team is staying.
The next world cup we can field a better team from 30 million illegals now in the country
I have just listened to Merkle's Phone, at least she is pleased.
Why aren't they using their hands? Morons...
"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then ...Vall, are you ignoring me????"
You win some, you lose some & some get rained out. Let's just blame this on the weather too! They buy it hook, line & sinker every time.
"You know Val, I could clear off this table and give it to you. Damn my dick is hard."
...you are fairly close to a man.