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The place was missing something without you WB7.
Awesome Banzai! I recall there was an episode where the Americans stole the Germans gold and painted them like bricks or something.....truth more hilarious than fiction....still LMAO
You should do an art piece about the guy who bit the Italian dude.
Man WilliamBanzai7,
This one really needed a beverage warning :)
Outstanding, as usual.
a world war 2 comedy, nobody thought it would work, (like Springtime for Hitler) but isn't it Yellen's Zeros? look i can hold my finger down and print as many as i want. or maybe Obama and Boehner, Hogan, if you don't hand over the escape plans I will be forced to sue you! okay Col but when the fuhrer's lawyers get a look at your books, its off to the Eastern front for you. you mean? yes Col, Ukraine...
how about 'cupdate'
I can't stand soccer...it's just not an American sport even though they try to shove it down our throats more and more lately. My old g/f in highschool played varsity soccer. I hated going to those boring games, but I had to do it or no nooky for me! haha But she did look pretty hot kickin' the other girls asses up and down the field...that's about the extent of it for me and watching soccer.
Like one of my buddies always says about soccer: "Soccer is for fat kids to get them in shape." LOL
So anyways...does everyone know that the U.S. men's soccer coach is a German national soccer hero who used to coach the German national soccer team?
Hmmmm...now I won't say there may be a conflict of interest there or anything. But knowing how fucking fanatical S. American and Euro soccer fans are, why would that guy want to risk getting killed if he steers the U.S. into a victory over his nation team???
Just a little soccer conspiracy theory for you all. I'm sure he wouldn't give the game away or give up plays to the Germans or anything like that....right??? ;-)
And why the fuck can't the U.S. get a fucking U.S. coach for their little kick-ball team anyways???? Not one guy in America is good enough to coach kick-ball for us???
Why even try to compete then, geez. Do they wear pink shoes like the NFL now too?
Weak....
You think soccer is boring? Have you ever watched 3 to 5 hours of baseball?
Nobody runs as much as the soccer players. An average of 11 kms (or 6.9 miles for your American comprehension) during a 90 minute game.
Fastest growing sport segment in the US. You better catch on quick!
the problem with soccer is you can't stop the action every 5 minutes for 3 minutes of commercials. It's advertiser hell unless you can make the field into a gigantic billboard.
When the game does stop for the half, you know it will be back on in 20 minutes or so, so you skip those commercials, also.
They're all just basically kid's games. Soccer, ice hockey, field hockey, football, basketball, etc. Some guys, a goal at each end, and a ball, get the ball in the other guy's goal and you win. Whoop-de-doo. Baseball is at least a little different but it's still just some guys playing with a ball and a stick. Boring, boring, boring! Hey, come on, grow up. What are you, five?
They need a coach? They need oxygen.
No escaping this prison. Funny, WM7; thanks. Always liked HH.
Colonel Klink will be happy with this one
in Kellys Heroes the GI bankrobbers find a German Panzer tank in front of the bank where the gold is. Rickels the Hustler says to Kelly, go over and make a deal. what kind of deal? a deal deal? maybe the guys a Republican...