Iraq 'Welcomes' Back US Military "Advisors"

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Don't worry, it's just "special" boots on the ground...



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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:32 | 4905886 debtor of last ...
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Skull & bones. And oil of course.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:38 | 4905894 max2205
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Roof top evacuations, you have a call on line 1

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:51 | 4905917 knukles
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I can see it now...

So this officially makes this Obie's war.  And when he brings the 300 back home in a month, he'll claim victory...  Just in time for the elections.

BTW, best reason yet for no Hillary
She probably has grandma smell.  Forget the bad heart and brain thingamajiggie.
It's the smell ....


PS  Do you all think those 100's of 1,000's of small brown kiddies will like the new Fema Summer Camps?
PSS  Gotta love the symbolism of the "300"  As in Spartans.  No, it is NOT a Coincidence.  Your Matrix at Work, Perceptions Management

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4905960 RevRex
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Did Joke Biden threaten to have Obowelmovement impeached if he does not gain Congressional approval for his war in Iraq?



Obama was against the Iraq war before he was for it.......where is the Socialist Semite Democrat media?


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:20 | 4905979 BurningFuld
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The US has it's largest Embassy in the world there with 5500 people. What in the fuck are 5500 people finding to do all day long there. Insight riots?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:39 | 4906007 Thought Processor
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Probably not so far from the truth.   


But now that the 'Advisers' are back all is well.


Meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss.



Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:14 | 4906159 mjcOH1
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"What in the fuck are 5500 people finding to do all day long there. Insight riots?"

Get paid. Surf porn. Shelter in place. Wait for retirement.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:20 | 4906175 GetZeeGold
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Just z simple police problem.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:40 | 4906392 robertocarlos
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"You can either surf, or you can fight!"

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 11:57 | 4907088 Wannabee
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Bullseye! Do you work there? :)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4906009 RevRex
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What is an Insight Riot, one that you can see?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:16 | 4906166 fervent in spirit
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I think an insight riot is one that you can see through. 

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:17 | 4906169 mjcOH1
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Those are what you get when the herd realizes the check will no longer be in the monthly mail.   Insight riots.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:46 | 4906032 natty light
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It have a helipad on the roof?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:12 | 4906144 scrappy
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BurningFuld maybe they will do what these folks do, doo do.

Anonymous voice in a darkened hallway "The helicopters can't arrive soon enough, but the depends drop is any moment now."

Other voice of an old timer mumbles - "And you thought Saigon was crappy?"

This sucks.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:46 | 4905907 Ignatius
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"And oil of course."

Oil companies weren't fabricating 'Iraq did 9/11 & anthrax' BS, but Israel and Neocons were (phony mtg in Prague, etc.).

Oil is extremely important in geo-politics, but not only.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4905940 debtor of last ...
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Looky, a zh thread is like a Christies auction. The highest bidder doesn't have to be right.

Oh, and, of course we all know what happend behind the scenes in 9/11.

Look, there's only one truth; Barry's birth certificate, the 9/11 tapes and Lewinkys dress were burried in a Fema coffin somewhere in the Hamptons.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:17 | 4905974 RevRex
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NeocoNs???? LOL@Idiocy.....Why do you guys repeat Socialist Semite Democrat namecalling/propaganda so much and then blame the Jews?


It's neocoMS, there is nothing conservative about them....

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:26 | 4906087 tony wilson
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revrex come on moshe dance you are rich.

kurds steal iraqs oil for satans tribe.


dance likes it's 9 11 all over.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:47 | 4906219 Hugh G Rection
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Always refreshing to see people comment on ZH that aren't ignorant about Israel and The Mossad. I made a more detailed video about Israeli involvement. Too lazy to link from my phone but just search youtube "Israeli  Truck Bombs On 9/11".


Sun, 06/29/2014 - 09:50 | 4906897 smacker
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"...there is nothing conservative about them [Neocons]"

Correct. The story I heard some while ago was that many of the hi-profile Neocons in GW Bush's administration used to be members and/or supporters of the Democrat Party (most Jews are political Lefties or worse) but switched sides when GWB got into office to roll out their evil plans for the M/E. Since GWB had nothing in his head but empty space and had no foreign policy, they filled it up with PNAC and other such delightful stuff.

The rest is history as they say.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4905936 garypaul
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Welcome Back Kotter theme would be appropriate here.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 03:15 | 4906621 Bunga Bunga
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Skulls & Bones, a place where John Kerry feels home.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 09:59 | 4906900 fleur de lis
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Is there any secret society more inept than S&B? They are like chimps on crack.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:35 | 4905892 are we there yet
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Iraq is a parasite on a parasite.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:02 | 4905949 tony wilson
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israel is a cancerous pimple on satans ball sack.


iraqi's are innocent victims of a smash and grab and a general electric depleted urainium cancer dump.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:18 | 4905966 RevRex
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List the  wars started by Israel against it's Arab neighbors, crotch stain......



EDIT....Note how idiotic cowards down arrow yet make no list!

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:23 | 4905985 Theta_Burn
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Are you kidding?

Israel is never in front, but always behind..


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:43 | 4906020 Urban Redneck
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1948, 1956, 1967, 1982, 2006... Israel doesn't need to lead from the rear. It is quite good at starting wars and invading its neighbors, and then mesmerizing the audience with bullshit to elicit sympathy and suspension of disbelief.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:42 | 4906214 Rock On Roger
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Those dates likely work on the 'berfore common era' side too.


As Above, So Below.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:47 | 4906305 zhandax
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BC will work nicely if it is a religious thing, but turn loose of the bullshit politically-correct 'common era' propaganda.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:42 | 4906001 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Hey dumb-ass - wars end conflicts, they don't start them. Just because Israhell is the epitome of passive-aggressive behavior by taking land and subjugating people while labeling anyone who protests such actions a terrorist or anti-semite doesn't make it innocent. Why don't you crawl back to the fucking hellmouth you sprang from.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:16 | 4906075 tony wilson
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moshe rexrev


click for a slide image show.

why not play some israeli 911 dance musac while watching you cunt.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:31 | 4906094 Dublinmick
Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:44 | 4906114 Seize Mars
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You're joking, right?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:44 | 4906395 tony wilson
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poor jewish soul rev is a victim bless him he carries a deep wound.

from when he was a baby.

a kind of flesh wound that is not talked about by gary oldman or mel gibson the wound is called.

metzitzah b'peh

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 03:33 | 4906635 Aussiekiwi
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ahh, cowardly racism, that's what we have been missing here, thanks Tony :=)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:39 | 4905897 Ignatius
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Iraq was meant (by US, Israel, UK, et al) to be a shattered mess.

Anyone who doesn't see this needs to read and think more about it.


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4905961 tumblemore
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"Iraq was meant (by US, Israel, UK, et al) to be a shattered mess."


Yeah but it was meant to be followed by Syria and Iran being turned into a shattered mess also but the process got bogged down in Iraq 2.0.

Iraq 3.0 is another attempt to turn Syria and Iran into shattered messes too.


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:45 | 4906026 Thought Processor
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Yes, and yes.   



And if this is all going to plan then......   makes me wonder what not going to plan looks like.


What a fucked up world we live in.  


My guess though is that the people in the middle east are tired of this shit.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:30 | 4906195 Blood Spattered...
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Billions of Middle Easterners will grow up hating the US, and justifiably so. Imagine what their history books will say about the last 2-3 decades. 

Iraq has been completely decimated.  Our military raped and razed that place to be unrecognizable.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 07:58 | 4906775 BigJim
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The problem is, most of their 'leaders' are in on the scam too, and dependent on the US to retain their grip on power.... so most of the 'billions of Middle Easterners' get fed similar hogwash as the Western electorates.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4905968 BurningFuld
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I can follow your logic as it would be pretty much impossible to have run that country into the ground any better than they did.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:17 | 4906261 disabledvet
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these are paying customers. if you're a mercenary this development is a dream come true.

Damascus and Syria has been the State that's been obliterated. Whoever organized these clowns is a total idiot. They're gonna get slaughtered.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:41 | 4905903 smacker
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Of course Iraq welcomes back US military advisors.

When you've got the barrel of a gun in your face and the guy behind it says "I'm from the US government, I'm here to help you", what are you gonna say??


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:48 | 4905911 AlaricBalth
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Get off my lawn!!!
(Clint Eastwood. 1:02)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4905934 smacker
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In Iraq's case:  "get off my sand pit".

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:47 | 4905913 Yen Cross
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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:52 | 4905926 Colonel Klink
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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:03 | 4905950 El Vaquero
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