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Iraq 'Welcomes' Back US Military "Advisors"

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Don't worry, it's just "special" boots on the ground...



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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:32 | 4905886 debtor of last ...
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Skull & bones. And oil of course.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:38 | 4905894 max2205
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Roof top evacuations, you have a call on line 1

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:51 | 4905917 knukles
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I can see it now...

So this officially makes this Obie's war.  And when he brings the 300 back home in a month, he'll claim victory...  Just in time for the elections.

BTW, best reason yet for no Hillary
She probably has grandma smell.  Forget the bad heart and brain thingamajiggie.
It's the smell ....


PS  Do you all think those 100's of 1,000's of small brown kiddies will like the new Fema Summer Camps?
PSS  Gotta love the symbolism of the "300"  As in Spartans.  No, it is NOT a Coincidence.  Your Matrix at Work, Perceptions Management

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4905960 RevRex
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Did Joke Biden threaten to have Obowelmovement impeached if he does not gain Congressional approval for his war in Iraq?



Obama was against the Iraq war before he was for it.......where is the Socialist Semite Democrat media?


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:20 | 4905979 BurningFuld
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The US has it's largest Embassy in the world there with 5500 people. What in the fuck are 5500 people finding to do all day long there. Insight riots?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:39 | 4906007 Thought Processor
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Probably not so far from the truth.   


But now that the 'Advisers' are back all is well.


Meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss.



Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:14 | 4906159 mjcOH1
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"What in the fuck are 5500 people finding to do all day long there. Insight riots?"

Get paid. Surf porn. Shelter in place. Wait for retirement.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:20 | 4906175 GetZeeGold
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Just z simple police problem.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:40 | 4906392 robertocarlos
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"You can either surf, or you can fight!"

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 11:57 | 4907088 Wannabee
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Bullseye! Do you work there? :)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4906009 RevRex
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What is an Insight Riot, one that you can see?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:16 | 4906166 fervent in spirit
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I think an insight riot is one that you can see through. 

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:17 | 4906169 mjcOH1
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Those are what you get when the herd realizes the check will no longer be in the monthly mail.   Insight riots.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:46 | 4906032 natty light
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It have a helipad on the roof?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:12 | 4906144 scrappy
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BurningFuld maybe they will do what these folks do, doo do.

Anonymous voice in a darkened hallway "The helicopters can't arrive soon enough, but the depends drop is any moment now."

Other voice of an old timer mumbles - "And you thought Saigon was crappy?"

This sucks.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:46 | 4905907 Ignatius
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"And oil of course."

Oil companies weren't fabricating 'Iraq did 9/11 & anthrax' BS, but Israel and Neocons were (phony mtg in Prague, etc.).

Oil is extremely important in geo-politics, but not only.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4905940 debtor of last ...
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Looky, a zh thread is like a Christies auction. The highest bidder doesn't have to be right.

Oh, and, of course we all know what happend behind the scenes in 9/11.

Look, there's only one truth; Barry's birth certificate, the 9/11 tapes and Lewinkys dress were burried in a Fema coffin somewhere in the Hamptons.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:17 | 4905974 RevRex
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NeocoNs???? LOL@Idiocy.....Why do you guys repeat Socialist Semite Democrat namecalling/propaganda so much and then blame the Jews?


It's neocoMS, there is nothing conservative about them....

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:26 | 4906087 tony wilson
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revrex come on moshe dance you are rich.

kurds steal iraqs oil for satans tribe.


dance likes it's 9 11 all over.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:47 | 4906219 Hugh G Rection
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Always refreshing to see people comment on ZH that aren't ignorant about Israel and The Mossad. I made a more detailed video about Israeli involvement. Too lazy to link from my phone but just search youtube "Israeli  Truck Bombs On 9/11".


Sun, 06/29/2014 - 09:50 | 4906897 smacker
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"...there is nothing conservative about them [Neocons]"

Correct. The story I heard some while ago was that many of the hi-profile Neocons in GW Bush's administration used to be members and/or supporters of the Democrat Party (most Jews are political Lefties or worse) but switched sides when GWB got into office to roll out their evil plans for the M/E. Since GWB had nothing in his head but empty space and had no foreign policy, they filled it up with PNAC and other such delightful stuff.

The rest is history as they say.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4905936 garypaul
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Welcome Back Kotter theme would be appropriate here.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 03:15 | 4906621 Bunga Bunga
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Skulls & Bones, a place where John Kerry feels home.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 09:59 | 4906900 fleur de lis
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Is there any secret society more inept than S&B? They are like chimps on crack.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:35 | 4905892 are we there yet
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Iraq is a parasite on a parasite.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:02 | 4905949 tony wilson
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israel is a cancerous pimple on satans ball sack.


iraqi's are innocent victims of a smash and grab and a general electric depleted urainium cancer dump.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:18 | 4905966 RevRex
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List the  wars started by Israel against it's Arab neighbors, crotch stain......



EDIT....Note how idiotic cowards down arrow yet make no list!

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:23 | 4905985 Theta_Burn
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Are you kidding?

Israel is never in front, but always behind..


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:43 | 4906020 Urban Redneck
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1948, 1956, 1967, 1982, 2006... Israel doesn't need to lead from the rear. It is quite good at starting wars and invading its neighbors, and then mesmerizing the audience with bullshit to elicit sympathy and suspension of disbelief.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:42 | 4906214 Rock On Roger
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Those dates likely work on the 'berfore common era' side too.


As Above, So Below.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:47 | 4906305 zhandax
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BC will work nicely if it is a religious thing, but turn loose of the bullshit politically-correct 'common era' propaganda.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:42 | 4906001 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Hey dumb-ass - wars end conflicts, they don't start them. Just because Israhell is the epitome of passive-aggressive behavior by taking land and subjugating people while labeling anyone who protests such actions a terrorist or anti-semite doesn't make it innocent. Why don't you crawl back to the fucking hellmouth you sprang from.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:16 | 4906075 tony wilson
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moshe rexrev


click for a slide image show.

why not play some israeli 911 dance musac while watching you cunt.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:44 | 4906114 Seize Mars
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You're joking, right?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:44 | 4906395 tony wilson
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poor jewish soul rev is a victim bless him he carries a deep wound.

from when he was a baby.

a kind of flesh wound that is not talked about by gary oldman or mel gibson the wound is called.

metzitzah b'peh

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 03:33 | 4906635 Aussiekiwi
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ahh, cowardly racism, that's what we have been missing here, thanks Tony :=)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:39 | 4905897 Ignatius
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Iraq was meant (by US, Israel, UK, et al) to be a shattered mess.

Anyone who doesn't see this needs to read and think more about it.


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4905961 tumblemore
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"Iraq was meant (by US, Israel, UK, et al) to be a shattered mess."


Yeah but it was meant to be followed by Syria and Iran being turned into a shattered mess also but the process got bogged down in Iraq 2.0.

Iraq 3.0 is another attempt to turn Syria and Iran into shattered messes too.


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:45 | 4906026 Thought Processor
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Yes, and yes.   



And if this is all going to plan then......   makes me wonder what not going to plan looks like.


What a fucked up world we live in.  


My guess though is that the people in the middle east are tired of this shit.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:30 | 4906195 Blood Spattered...
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Billions of Middle Easterners will grow up hating the US, and justifiably so. Imagine what their history books will say about the last 2-3 decades. 

Iraq has been completely decimated.  Our military raped and razed that place to be unrecognizable.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 07:58 | 4906775 BigJim
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The problem is, most of their 'leaders' are in on the scam too, and dependent on the US to retain their grip on power.... so most of the 'billions of Middle Easterners' get fed similar hogwash as the Western electorates.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4905968 BurningFuld
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I can follow your logic as it would be pretty much impossible to have run that country into the ground any better than they did.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:17 | 4906261 disabledvet
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these are paying customers. if you're a mercenary this development is a dream come true.

Damascus and Syria has been the State that's been obliterated. Whoever organized these clowns is a total idiot. They're gonna get slaughtered.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:41 | 4905903 smacker
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Of course Iraq welcomes back US military advisors.

When you've got the barrel of a gun in your face and the guy behind it says "I'm from the US government, I'm here to help you", what are you gonna say??


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:48 | 4905911 AlaricBalth
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Get off my lawn!!!
(Clint Eastwood. 1:02)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4905934 smacker
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In Iraq's case:  "get off my sand pit".

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:47 | 4905913 Yen Cross
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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:52 | 4905926 Colonel Klink
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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:03 | 4905950 El Vaquero
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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:48 | 4905916 magpie
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Once Mosul is retaken, there will be a national census and a representative allotment of government offices.

Also a camp will be set up, for Qatari journalists...i think it will be called Camp Barack.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:50 | 4905921 Reaper
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Will they repeat the same training for the Iraq military they did before? Has Obama instructed them in his new "thinking"? Isn't insanity or stupidity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4905929 knukles
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Actually, Sanity is defined as Clarity of Thought.

The repetition of doing the same things over and over again and expecting a different outcome is an product, a manifestation of unclear thinking.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4905928 Colonel Klink
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Usually before boots on the ground, come the CIA loafers on the ground.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:59 | 4906325 zhandax
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No one ever mentioned a withdrawal of CIA loafers...

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:58 | 4905938 tony wilson
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iraq welcomes back jewish team usa isis forward intel scouts.


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:58 | 4905943 magpie
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They are all Qatari journalists these day...and Egypt leads the way.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:15 | 4906256 intric8
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How does renewed fighting in iraq serve israeli interests when isis advance could have easily been prevented? Zion subsists on conlict, money generation and the pleasure of brainwashing and lording it over the american people. Americans by and large are foolish, clueless and decadent. Quite naturally, they will share in the inevitable collapse.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 17:59 | 4905942 world_debt_slave
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history may not rhyme but will repeat itself. ADD

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4905958 El Vaquero
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We started by sending advisors in there too.  History does indeed rhyme, and this won't be an exact repeat of Vietnam, Iraq I or Iraq II. 

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:01 | 4905945 nmewn
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Great, more catch & release.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:21 | 4905982 Ignatius
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Touche', nmewn.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 23:02 | 4906417 nmewn
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Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:01 | 4905947 Fix It Again Timmy
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Haven't we already played all our cards?  We're flat broke, it's time to walk away from the table....

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:43 | 4906019 markar
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True, we're flat broke. That's  why the bankers need to create moar debt/moar war.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:04 | 4905951 tumblemore
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After the neocons failed to get their war in Syria I thought that was that. America was finally too sick of neocons to get involved in any more of thier evil wars and yet just a few months later we find all they needed to do was lay on a pageant with some guys in black uniforms and voila, Iraq 3.0.


The power of media dominance is amazing sometimes.



Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:27 | 4905989 roadhazard
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It's like fracking, I don't know anyone that's for it but it keeps happening.  After all of the horror stories NC Gov, just decided to fuck us over for a dollar.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:47 | 4906029 RevRex
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Enough of the stupidity...neocoN????


Is Obama a Neocon too? Repeating Socialist Semite Namecalling/Propaganda does nothing but make you look stupid.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 21:21 | 4906268 tumblemore
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The neocons have bounced the US into Iraq 3.0 with their little ISIS pageant. Obama and most of the US are simply reacting to the show on TV just like 9/11.


I'm not blaming anyone for falling for it as like 9/11 it is a very well-produced pageant. Pure hollywood.



Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:25 | 4905952 earleflorida
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"ISIS: 'USA decision to hit us will have a positive outcome and will show a US/AL-Maliki alliance against the Sunni"     6/22/14

Ref:  Pepe Escobar  June 27,2014 (fri)        "Fear and loathing at Hotel Babylon"

Key Characters (Who's Who?) and Affiliations:     (Lukudniks)           *Caliphate?

Bonus: This is why westerners are hated--   "The US & Iraq: A History"       10/19/2002  by Richard Becker     


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:07 | 4905954 Sudden Debt
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Ole, how many young people need to be sacrificed yet again...
And of course, kill another million citizens in the process to make sure they all love westeners... We don't really make it hard for those fundamentalists to hate us and increase their membership rates he?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4905957 magpie
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This is a show in many theaters...once it is extinguished in the Middle East...there will be one in Africa...and after that in America. All by design.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:07 | 4905956 q99x2
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How about fixing some bridges that are falling down in the US instead M'Fers.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 11:53 | 4907081 canstacker
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Not much profit in that. People think that wars cost money, if they did, the world would be a peaceful place. The big bucks come from destruction and destabilization, they can then freely bleed the resources dry and have taxpayers for generations to come cover the overhead. These people are not stupid.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:18 | 4905975 Obamanism
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Buy shares in "Crocs" as this is what will be issued to US soldiers so Obama can say "no Boots on the Ground".

Could we see Russian Migs supporting US Ground troops?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:23 | 4905986 kowalli
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Could we see Russian Migs supporting US Ground troops? - no way

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:45 | 4906025 kowalli
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that's not mean that Russia will help to clean USA mess. We will defend our oil company in Iraq - that's all=)

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 18:44 | 4906023 RevRex
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Where are the antiwar protesters and the 24/7 negative coverage of Obama's war by the Socialist Semite Democrat Media?

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:08 | 4906054 tony wilson
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ISIS is headquartered in Sierra Vista, Arizona, outside of Fort Huachuca, with offices in The Ronald Reagan Building in Washington, D.C. Through its associations with various military, defense and business clients, ISIS maintains a presence in several states across the country, as well as a number of countries in the middle east.

in a rapidly changing world isis is here to rothschild help.

let us jew you 2.




In the last six months, ISIS has been awarded a number of new us,uk and israeli,qatari,turkic,jordanian : )

government and business contracts for its security, intelligence, technology and training services. These contracts break down as follows:



iSIS has demonstrated expertise and success in performing mission-critical tasks at home and abroad. Our personnel have been trained and tested—often decorated—in the fields of combat, security, intelligence and more. We are ISO 9001 certified, with effective processes for successful contract man- agement. Our management team has decades of combined, relevant experience. Our commitment to our clients is uncompromising, our integrity is unquestioned.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:58 | 4906130 Crawdaddy
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The ISIS group will fall apart one day and be reborn as a group known as Horus. Once Horus has done it's job they will go and be followed by a group named Seb.

Isis. Horus. Seb. The Babylonian trinity.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:30 | 4906378 intric8
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Makes you wonder if that entire ME clusterfuck is manufactured to milk the u.s. for all its worth. The guys on top of each regime get paid. Dirty, rag-head sandy feet dregs go out and die, the suzzbags on top dont care. The american tax payer gets the shaft while placing one hand over their mouth saying "omg, we have to do something about this. These terrorists could strike us again"

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 00:55 | 4906539 Thought Processor
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Bit more complicated than that I'm sure but maybe not so far off.

The problems we will all encounter are inevitible either way as resources are tightening, threatening the world economic system which itself requires growth.  Negative growth of energy would throw a wrench into everything.


It's not just about energy, or the Middle East, it's about the entire system.  It's coming unhinged.


The evidence of this happening is all around us.


Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:37 | 4906109 orangegeek
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US strategy:  look interested, do nothing, get the drones, test drones on live targets

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 19:52 | 4906123 mastersnark
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Third time's a charm. 

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:00 | 4906133 gatorengineer
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If we had boots on the ground MSM would be covering it.  This has got to be a Zerohedge fabrication /sarc.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:23 | 4906181 Emergency Ward
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Yeah but Yahoo news reports that Katie Couric finally figured out the Sunni/Shia divide in the Muslim world.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:14 | 4906160 Fix It Again Timmy
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We couldn't build a healthcare website but we're going to save a country and an entire region?  I think NOT...."All the King's horses and all the King's men could not put Humpty-Dumpty together again..."  - State Dept. Bulletin.....

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:17 | 4906170 mastersnark
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Q. I'm Professor Turgeson. So why don't we dive right in by interpreting one of the easiest events in the last twenty years of American history. Now, can someone tell me why, in 2011, we pulled our troops out of Iraq?

A. The failure of Iraq to win popular support caused an ongoing erosion of confidence in the various American, but illegal, Baghdad regimes.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:23 | 4906371 Aussiekiwi
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'why, in 2011, we pulled our troops out of Iraq?'

Politics, I think, some dumbass promised to pull the troops out in exchange for some votes to stay in power in the US.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 20:33 | 4906201 Duc888
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Emergency Ward :Yeah but Yahoo news reports that Katie Couric finally figured out the Sunni/Shia divide in the Muslim world.


She kinda left out the part where we were training ISIS in Jordan for almost two years...

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:25 | 4906372 Aussiekiwi
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I love the way the grunts are now call US military advisors, next upgrade, Geo-political specialists.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:57 | 4906405 Gadfly
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It's not just a few boots on the ground.  It's 500 fucking million dollars too!  That's our tax dollars they're spending... correction throwing away.  And it's our future they are mortgaging.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 22:58 | 4906409 Thirtyseven
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Those 300 advisers are going to be sacrificed.  They, plus the embassy staff, are just political pawns.  The only thing we don't know is whether the oligarchs are going to increase bishop activity or deploy more knights, but rest assured they have this thing planned a few moves ahead.

Sat, 06/28/2014 - 23:34 | 4906445 Gadfly
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Why don't we just go in and kill all the Iraqis and steal all their oil.  Isn't that what this is really all about?  Beneath the high falutin rhetoric and the fancy, cheap and bullshit rationalizations?  We want their fucking oil.  And we don't want anyone else to have it or control it.  Especially not the Iraqis.  Sure, where do I sign up boss?  Let's keep spilling our blood and dying for the oil barons and NWO Central bankers.  Let's keep slaving away and spending our hard-earned money so they can hold on to their oil empires, fortunes, and summer homes in the Hamptons and other garden spots, while we lose our jobs, our homes, and our money.  The United States has become the war machine for the greedy pricks at the top.


Sun, 06/29/2014 - 04:32 | 4906662 nah
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its not like its not Iraq bitchez

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 06:59 | 4906736 22winmag
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Sounds like a setup for Benghazi part II.

Sun, 06/29/2014 - 08:55 | 4906839 d edwards
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Soldiers? Troops? "Advisors?"


Truth be told: targets. (Unfortunately) 0bamao doesn't give a shit for the military or their service to the country. They are just pawns in his little game of Dictator.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 07:46 | 4909050 esum
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Wartime golfer / fundraiser / useless pos

Let muslim kill muslim til they wake 


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