We came, we saw, we left... the keys...
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I doubt that Obama knows how to drive a Hummer...
Some say he knows very well how to deliver one.
Who is dumber the guy leaving the keys in the Humvee or the guy drawing the comic where Humvees have keys?
It's for illustrative purposes: Most people don't know that military humvees don't have keys.
I didn't know ISIS' spoke English. I guess I learned two things today.
Damn near all Americans (and not a small slice of Europeans) would be astoundingly surprised at the education of those who compete with us for natural resources.
I grew up in Madrid. The kids there spoke Spanish, French, English, and maybe Portuguese. They learned algebra in elementary school. I can only guess at what a talented foe would learn.
Too bad 54% of them can't find employment...
or the guy with no sense of humor?
If you think any of this shit is funny, then you have larger issues than I do, and it's obvious you should be seeing my mental health professional.
I can assure you there are a lot of people that lost their lives over there for a BS war, and now they are sending more to die. I find nothing about any of this amusing in the least. There is nothing funny about any of this.
The current trend of laughing at everything is self-defeating and like the Joker you will laugh your way into the grave.
Ever heard of comic relief? You're whining to a bunch of guys (and i do mean guys) who are more sick of this shit than most anyone else on the net. Go unload your discontent on congress, or better yet, on that kenyan with the big ears who let them waltz into iraq unimpeded in the first place.
Calm down Francis!
RED ALERT: OBONGO ANNOUNCES DICTATORSHIP!!! NOT A JOKE!
Is he going to legalize them, arm them, and turn them into the "national security force" that is "just as strong, just as well funded as the military" he spoke of in 2008? God help us
Don't think Emperor Barry Ooh Mao Mao can do it? Well, according to Dick Durbin all he has to do is BORROW THE POWER from Congress!!!! This is all just a bad dream, right? http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/eric-scheiner/sen-durbin-obama-will-bo...
yeah....watch SCOTUS rubber stamp it if he does, and introduce a new amendment to the constitution (straight from SCOTUS since they now have precedent to write law,) saying that a president may borrow any congressional power, just so long as the senate majority leader approves...
I do miss Francis Sawyer... for you newbies, he was entertaining... if not slightly off.
The good old days... If you wish to think of them that way
Yes, he was.
His name was Francis_Sawyer.
Probably died driving a Mercedes that exploded and launched its engine like a missile, while the burning car moments later crashed into a Palm tree at 70mph in a palm tree on a quiet 35mph palm tree lined avenue just like the one in California.
That is just silly.
He resurfaced a few months later under an alias and was just as entertaining, but was banned again when his telltale style became too obvious.
Maybe he'll be more subtle if he chooses to return, and those who suspect that it's him, won't "out" him with well - meaning Welcome Back comments.
Great comment and reference.
I would bet that only 4 people caught the Stripes reference.
"Any of you homos touch me... I'll kill ya."
Sure, you call it whining. I call it how I see it. A bunch of grown men with the mindset of children pretending to "deal" with getting screwed daily by dodging the bullet of being the first guy to lose everything while laughing at the misfortune of others.
Yeah, go fuck yourself and your overly entitled opinion of moral relativism. Your very lifestyle is built upon the graves of the same people whom you are laughing at. I find nothing amusing about any of this, and if you POS's can't handle that, then I think you need to do some soul searching, because some of you have apparently lost all sense of reality and are merely laughing about how fucked up things are getting.
In the traditional sense of the word, that makes you the "fool"/Joker.
If you've been drinking, put down the bottle.
If you haven't, have a drink.
Tell me how I am wrong.
You are justifiably upset, as are we. When this isis offensive was first reported, zh was clamoring over how fucking stupid an unacceptable it was for both the u.s. and iraqi govt to let it happen, ready to break out nailguns, rope and guillotines. Dont take out your frustrations on us just because you are too cowardly to go after the real clowns who are responsible for this crock of shit, and by the way, nobody is forcing any soldier to participate and die in these sham ME wars. Do you see a fucking draft going on?
Not fair. There are some folks (not all of our soldiers, I grant you that) who are born with a protective instinct. What they do is noble. That wonderful, natural, instinct is being exploited by the powers that be. The soldiers are being put in a hellish spot. They believe, not in the politicians, but in the concept of the country and protecting it while the rest of us live lives worth protecting (or not) free. That they believe it does not make them stupid, just wonderfully idealistic. If anything, we have failed them by allowing these politicans to wander so far away from the constitition.
There are wolves, sheep, and watch dogs. Watchdogs are good guys and gals. Please don't dis them by over generalizing.
Thats a fact, Nid is one of the noble ones.
People go off (for whatever pretense, education, patriotism, adventure, self sacrifice whatever) and put their lives and their families lives on hold...and this is the respect they get?
There is no honor in fighting for slugs.
Let it burn along with the slugs inside it.
History is a bitch.
Use it, or lose it.
THE FATE OF EMPIRES
SEARCH FOR SURVIVAL
Sir John Glubb
I was talking more about all of the people over there that died.
It only goes to show where some of your biases are to those of you who think I meant only the soldiers.
I was 100% right though, none of you can stand here and say making fun of people whom died is in any way shape or form respectful of the lives that were stolen unjustly by these would be tyrants. It's not a matter of who was killed, just that they were killed in the games of mad-men.
You can call me noble or whatever BS label you want, you just need to remember it was you that labelled me. You are the one that is classifying me so you can compartmentalize what I say so you don't have to process it directly. Just remember that the next time you see my post. You guys are part of the problem if you're laughing at the topic of their deaths caused by these people.
That is the 'Jon Stewart' method of indoctrination, con them by "humor". It works exceedingly well as you can see by this generations youth.
"That is the 'Jon Stewart' method of indoctrination, con them by "humor".
Better pump your brakes there boy, that man's a national treasure.
Because Stephen Colbert said so, I know....
That's the point. This place is turning into an echo-chamber of that sort of media, and it's dishonest.
You are yelling at the wrong people.
It is unsustainable.
Supply chains must fail.
That is the only way anything is really going to shift or change.
Your rage is righteous (beautiful actually). The situation is absurd. We clown here and blow off steam. We discuss our fears. When we ain't posting on-line, we try to get ready. I am working overtime extra for extra money. I jogged 5 miles today. And I come on here to hang out with folks who feel like I do so I don't feel absolutely alone.
Love is the plan. The plan is death. Watch. Get your bullshit filters on. Know there are bastards out there theiving with impunity. Wait. It will crash under its own weight.
Love you, if that makes any sense at all to you.
Now that's the spirit Missy. Aloha my friend....
Always good to see your avatar. We have YEARS doing this together, my friend! Years. Peace and love to you too. Your beaches help a lot with that frame of mind. Peace and Aloha.
Some people aspire to leaving their last breath in bed,
While others prefer the taste of blood in their mouths from mortal wounds.
A.K.A. "The Dogs of War."
You're not wrong, per se. You go first. What are you doing about it?
CONCERN TROLL IS VERY CONCERNED...
Hey instead of lecturing everyone, why don't you saddle up and do some band-aid work in Iraq and then maybe I'll listen to what you have to say.
Bush, Blair and Howard should be before the Hague on crimes against humanity for this catastrophe.
Agree. They kicked over a hornets nest and walked away.
There was a film with Nicholas Cage, The Merchant of War (I might be wrong about the title), in the film there is all kinds of funding from various sources to buy weapons and fund wars.
Bush, Blair and Howard should be before the Hague on crimes against humanity for this catastrophe.
There are all kinds of people who have contributed to this mess. Now you know why everyone seems to hate their leaders. They are the proverbial "low hanging fruit".
FGB, I think it was "Lord of War". Pretty good flick.
No one is sending/forcing anyone over there. It's a 100% volunteer army I thought.
Sure, you go volunteer and then see how much of a choice about who to invade you have. ;-)
Odd that you think that is funny. No, I won't volunteer. Whoever does volunteer has made the choice to be a mercenary for the monsters who are giving the orders.
There's nothing amusing about it.
You are an entitled prat to say that. Someone has to keep your lifestyle going.
get off your fucking high horse. we all pay the piper eventually. some of us will do so with our eyes open. shut up and learn the difference.
and why make enemies with those who just might be on the same road?
Tells me I'm doing something wrong or negative while saying I'm the one on the High Horse.
if you're looking for special victim status you've come to the wrong place.
When their vain ambitions are crushed by reality, they will throw out all illusions of soft tyranny.
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