President Obama To Dictate His New 'Executive Action' On Immigration Reform - Live Feed

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It's been a busy day for President Obama and he needs a win... a bright shiny PR moment, surrounded with immigrant children explaining how he is the Pied Piper that will save them all from the despotic servitude they come from. In an unplanned press conference President Obama will address his immigration reform at 1450ET through executive action. No lesser man than Cantor-buster Dave Brat opined that the President's policies "sound nice", like "the Kids’ Act, the DREAM Act, the ENLIST Act," but did little to address the growing influx of children. “The reason we have those thousands crossing the border is because of poor policy in the first place,” Brat added. We are sure Obama disagrees - besides, this has to be good for GDP, right? - The Broken Border Fallacy.

 

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And then there's this...

As NYDailyNews reports,

President Barack Obama will seek more than $2 billion to respond to the flood of immigrants illegally entering the U.S. through the Rio Grande Valley area of Texas and ask for new powers to deal with returning immigrant children apprehended while traveling without their parents, a White House official said Saturday.

 

Obama looking to Congress for help with what he has called an “urgent humanitarian situation,”

 

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Obama will also ask that the Homeland Security Department be granted the authority to apply “fast track” procedures to the screening and deportation of all immigrant children traveling without their parents and that stiffer penalties be applied to those who smuggle children across the border, the official said. Obama’s requests were reported first by The New York Times.

Meanwhile, Pelosi said immigrants’ cases should be handled on a case-by-case basis.

“We don’t want our good nature abused by those who would misrepresent what’s happening in the United States on the subject of immigration to affect how we deal with a refugee problem,” she said.

Like "moderate" Syrian terrorists?

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Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:52 | 4910669 hedgeless_horseman
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Après moi, le déluge.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:54 | 4910682 Relentless101
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Queen, yes?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:59 | 4910716 Hippocratic Oaf
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The royalty (king or queen) is late

BPT

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:01 | 4910724 NoDebt
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Reggie's fluffling his codpiece.  He'll be out in a minute.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:12 | 4910797 0b1knob
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Apres moi, le merde frappe le ventilateur.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:22 | 4910852 knukles
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NOW THAT WAS ONE FUCKING POWERFUL, MOTIVATING, UPPLIFTING SPEECH, BITCHEZ

 

whadddesay?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:51 | 4911007 666
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Let's see now: The gubmint thinks catching illegal immigrants and treating them better than what they had at home prior to returning them to their country is a good deterrent to prevent even more illegal immigration.

Am I missing something?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:57 | 4911032 Meat Hammer
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Psst, I don't think they get sent home.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:40 | 4911207 sixsigma cygnus...
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Mon, 06/30/2014 - 22:00 | 4912504 sylviasays
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On January 29, 2014, the Federal Government posted an ad on their BizOpps website seeking escorts for unaccompanied illegal alien children. If this doesn’t prove that the entire mess with all the illegals flooding our country was planned months in advance by this administration, nothing ever will...

http://weaselzippers.us/190573-government-advertised-in-january-for-esco...

http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/24/feds-posted-bid-request-to-handle-chil...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/06/20/govt-confirms-authenticity-of...

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:04 | 4911066 Stoploss
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Target practice.  No one knows their here.

The Barbarians have arrived.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:13 | 4910813 Soul Glow
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It takes a few minutes to take off the cleets and put on the oxfords.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:20 | 4910847 Hippocratic Oaf
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'that's what makes us special. that's what makes us elite'

SHUT THE FUCK UP you condescending prick

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:25 | 4910874 Rusty Shorts
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Get a load of this shit!! 

 

Fox News didn't bother to expose George W Bush the secret muslim! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF4IYAZ98Go

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:54 | 4911019 Nevsky
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Loius XVI?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 17:40 | 4911439 Things that go bump
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The quote was Louis XV. After me the deluge. He was right. 

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:04 | 4911067 Freddie
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Where are the turds err...Democrats on ZH who voted for him?  Flakmesiter?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 17:27 | 4911374 drendebe10
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.... the arrogant, incompetent, corrupt, narcissitic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic liar and chief and self annointed tyrant needs to have its skin sandpapered off and buried in salt then thrown in the middle of the Nevada desert along with the corrupt fossile beady eyed weasel faced reid....

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:53 | 4910677 Joebloinvestor
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DO NOT GIVE OBAMA $2BILLION.

It won't be used to secure the border(s).

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:57 | 4910688 NoDebt
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GIVE??

He's TAKING the money.  It's already done.  You should be thankful that he's condescending to even explain why.  Which is most definitely NOT for securing the borders.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:59 | 4911039 Meat Hammer
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Seeing pols spend money all willy-nilly used to bother me when I thought it was real money.  Now I just stroke my stack. Hello, my pretties.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:01 | 4911047 SgtSchultz
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With nearly half of it borrowed to boot!

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:54 | 4910678 ShrNfr
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This asshole and his televised diktats are getting to be worse than Chavez in Venezuela.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:59 | 4910717 Totentänzerlied
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Chavez is dead, Maduro yet lives; Long live Chavez.

/s

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:07 | 4910768 Oquities
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"The Dictator's Learning Curve"    obama tracks chavez exactly

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 20:23 | 4912167 SF beatnik
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When was the last time we had a leader with balls, like Chavez?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 08:40 | 4913344 N2OJoe
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2014.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:01 | 4911048 Meat Hammer
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I wonder when the Obama logo of the sun coming up over the valley will start being worn as an arm-band during these speeches.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 17:37 | 4911431 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I wonder when the Obama logo of the sun coming up over the valley will start being worn as an arm-band during these speeches.

It's sure to be accompanied by the OK Obama® salute: right arm fully extended forward (kind of like the way they did it in those old black & white newsreel clips as seen on The History Channel (...where the past is history)) except with the thumb and index finger touching at the fingertips like an 'OK' hand gesture, while simultaneously clicking the heels together smartly (unless wearing golf cleats) and loudly saying "OK" in a manner reminiscent of a boot camp soldier responding "yes sir" to his drill instructor.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 17:29 | 4911382 drendebe10
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.... the sound of its voice is like hearing fingernails scraped on an old time chalkboard...

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 14:54 | 4910680 NoDebt
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Create problem in the first place, then spend other people's money to solve problem.

I don't see the problem with that.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:03 | 4910743 mkhs
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Because you have your eyes closed? Nyuk,nyuk, nyuk.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:04 | 4910748 Zirpedge
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President Obama created an American utopia that young mexicans and hondruans risk their lives to reach, so yes he "created a problem".

$2B to protect and give opportunity to 47,000 children and their familes is roughly $43k each. Hardly enough but a good start for this year. It's not your money, quit your bitching.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:08 | 4910773 NoDebt
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So, break me off $43K and I'll quit my bitching.  Afterall, it's not your money either.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:13 | 4910808 Zirpedge
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Typical, begs for a handout. Are you a child?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:17 | 4910835 what's that smell
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note to zhedgers everywhere....zirpedge is barrak obama's gay lover.

on a side note: HURRICANE WARNING!!! 

RED LEVEL ALERT!!!

THE TYRANT IS UNMASKING AND YOUR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

RETREAT.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:03 | 4911063 Meat Hammer
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FACT: Zirpedge's avatar is an actual picture of Zirpedge.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 18:20 | 4911654 CCanuck
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You can see the spot where Obama's ball-less sac pounds his head...right between the eyes....lol

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:17 | 4911132 High_Pockets
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46,999 chilren, Pelosi took one home with her... on a leash

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:16 | 4910829 i_call_you_my_base
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Give opportunity? You mean deport, right?

"Do not send your children to the borders. If they do make it, they'll get sent back."

-- Obama

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:32 | 4910908 Zirpedge
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President Obama is man enough to know when he is wrong. He has NGO's scouring South America for young children to import. Once we get them settled in regional internment facilities their parent swill be summoned and the entire family relocated to HUBZone development areas for training and placement as disadvantaged business owners. The promise of the NAU is coming to fruition. 

http://www.channelingreality.com/

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 19:12 | 4911886 TeamDepends
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Surely this is MDB.  Anyone seen him lately?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 07:39 | 4913229 Marge N Call
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Go die in a hole.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:31 | 4910905 bagehot99
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It is my money. Or do you believe in a money tree?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:37 | 4910936 Zirpedge
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A federal reserve note is a debt instrument. Money is just a medium of exchange. President Obama thinks about people like you everyday. He thinks about how this new debt will serve for your betterment and for your society. You could show a little respect and gratitude for the service.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 15:52 | 4911013 Hippocratic Oaf
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Maybe zirpedge is the new MDB.

BTW, who corzined Robot Trader? I saw his mom last week.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 18:27 | 4911689 NemoDeNovo
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I miss #RobotTrader, and the Original MDB, but especially we need to #FreeFrancisSawyer!!!!

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 17:20 | 4911347 Vampyroteuthis ...
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ZE, you forgot the /sarcasm tag?

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:24 | 4911163 Matt
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"President Obama created an American utopia that young mexicans and hondruans risk their lives to reach, so yes he "created a problem"."

I suspect a major factor is the War in Afghanistan. With the removal of the Taliban, poppy production has soared. As a result, Heroin consumption in America has greatly increased, at the cost of an equivelent decrease in Cocaine consumption.

With the quantity of Cocaine consumed in America dropping nearly 50%, the revenues have collapsed. Honduras has been the biggest loser in this transition, with an astronomical homicide rate for several years running now.

Meanwhile, the financial system has shut out the drug lords, who are no longer able to launder their money and spend it into their local economies - like that Mexican drug lord who had $18 Billion USD in paper bills stacked in his mansion.

Whether increased immigration is an intended consequence or unintended side-effect of the Afghan war, who knows.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 16:35 | 4911206 mc225
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no way that guy had $18 billion in his house.

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