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ISIS Caliphate Demands All Muslims Immigrate To "Islamic State"

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Having declared a caliphate, the terrorist group formerly known as ISIS (or ISIL) has decided a rebranding is in order. Since the group no longer recognizes the political distinction between Iraq and Syria, it has dropped the "Iraq" and "Levant" from its name, making it only the "Islamic State". The leader of the extremist group is looking to build his presence, as AP reports, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi released a 19-minute tape demanding, "Muslims, rush to your state. Yes, it is your state."

As AP reports,

The leader of the extremist group that has swept over much of northern Syria and Iraq has called on Muslims to come to the territory his group has seized to help build an Islamic state.


Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, head of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, says in a 19-minute audiotape released on line Tuesday: "Muslims, rush to your state. Yes, it is your state."

And Stratfor notes,

On June 29, a spokesman for the militant group the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant announced that the group had established a caliphate, a political institution to govern the global Muslim community, stretching from Diyala province, Iraq, to Aleppo, Syria. Since the group no longer recognizes the political distinction between Iraq and Syria, it has dropped the "Iraq" and "Levant" from its name, making it only the Islamic State.

The trouble with the announcement is that the Islamic State does not have a caliphate and probably never will. The new moniker will not change the fact that geography, political ideology, and religious, cultural and ethnic differences will prevent the emergence of a singular polity capable of ruling the greater Middle East. Even the Islamic State, which has made impressive territorial gains quickly, has only an emirate, which encompasses a far smaller geographic area than a caliphate. Establishing an emirate is not terribly remarkable. Similar groups have established emirates before: The Taliban ruled more than 90 percent of Afghanistan prior to 9/11, and al Qaeda franchise groups oversaw short-lived emirates in Yemen and Mali.

Still, the Islamic State's announcement represents the first serious attempt to re-establish the caliphate since the Turkish Republic abolished the institution in 1924. During the past 90 years, there have been a few other attempts to revive the caliphate, but none were particularly successful.

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Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:01 | 4915139 DoChenRollingBearing
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Immigrate, or it's off with your heads!  Or up on the cross!

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:02 | 4915143 The Gooch
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Hey! Dearborn!

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:04 | 4915151 max2205
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Will be.....crap

Conjugated it

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:15 | 4915195 NotApplicable
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"Depends on what the meaning of IS is."

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:26 | 4915212 ZerOhead
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ISIS Caliphate Demands All Muslims Immigrate To "Islamic State"



Well that neatly solves the longstanding Isreal/Palestine problem then.

Is anyone sure that this "Abu Bakr" man of mystery isn't really actually "BiBi Bakr"?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:27 | 4915235 Manthong
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Hey, we could ship all of the Mexican, Guatemalan, Honduran etc. kids over there.

I’m sure they would be welcomed as converts.. or whatever.

And I am sure that would encourage the parents of the next batch to rethink things.

Massachusetts or Mosul.. what’s the difference?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:48 | 4915324 Headbanger
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Good!  Hope the all move there and soon!

Cause it's so much easier to nuke em in one spot.

More environmentally friendly too.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:02 | 4915356 strannick
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Seems the Muslims arent interested in immigrating to a ''Caliphate'' and are rushing to immigrate to the decandent Christian west instead.

Wonder why they want to bring Shira law to the west, when Muslims can go to the I.S.I.S, and live Muslim Shira law in all its purist glory...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:05 | 4915378 flacon
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Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:10 | 4915396 strannick
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Yeah, and that goes triple for Muslim Shira laws states.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:33 | 4915463 Thought Processor
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Anyone else notice that Israel is strangely quite about all of this?


The silence is deafening. 

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:47 | 4915499 Headbanger
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Israel is sitting back watching to see how many Muslims kill each other this time and waiting for all the survivors to move to ISIS land so they can all be nuked in one spot.

Look, fact is the world is way over populated and these 15th century mental midget Muslims are causing a lot of grief for everybody else.

So they have to go.

And believe me, if the Muslims start fucking with the Asians the way they have been with the West..  They'll wipe em all out in no time.


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:51 | 4915520 MeMadMax
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In reality, they hold far less territory in syria and it is shrinking by the day....


That's why they went to Iraq because they have lost syria...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:33 | 4915706 SafelyGraze
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isis -- 

good luck with your nationbuilding activity.

establishing a state based on ethnicity and religion is difficult to achieve these days.

one tip: avoid having a constitution

it would get in the way of progress.



Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:19 | 4915663 magpie
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Netanyahu announced they will reoccupy the West Bank-Jordanian never know when Hillary suddenly remembers that the King there is an unelected tyrant and starts quoting Caesar backwards.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 22:51 | 4916407 Sheppy
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ONly if we're lucky.


As for the Israeli's, it wasn't to quiet over HAMAS-dome today. 30 Sorties flown to teach a lesson of what happens when you kidnap and kill teenage jews. No word from America on that though, even though I think one of them was American. Barry prolly just throw another couple million their way and release some murderers, then blame Bush. It all works out in the end...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:08 | 4915608 paddyirishman
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Because they're the ones behind it all, ISIS is a mossad creation.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:29 | 4915699 rubiconsolutions
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"Muslims, rush to your state. Yes, it is your state."

"Yes, and we will issue you new passport made of thin sheets of Semtex. And for the next thirty days only if you rush to your state we will give you extra clips for your brand new Kalashnikov rifle. Please, come stay at our new Howard Johnson's motor lodge built from real motors of surplus US military vehicles. Room service includes but is not limited to: virgin girls captured by our highly skilled members. 'Nuff said, right? Night manager is direct from Detroit so has much experience in all things Muslim. Come one, come all!"


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:43 | 4915755 Pure Evil
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So sorry. You only get virgins in the next life. And since they don't exactly specify which sex the virgin is all the more better.

As for this life, you'll have to live with little boys and goats as your victory prizes.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:47 | 4915965 newbie vampire
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"Yes, and we will issue you new passport made of thin sheets of Semtex. And for the next thirty days only if you rush to your state we will give you extra clips for your brand new Kalashnikov rifle."

Do NOT leave them under-equiped without their obligatory suicide bomb vests.  And grab your 60 virgins before the Islamic state runs out of stock.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:59 | 4915809 omniversling
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ISIS = advance party for Eretz Israel

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:24 | 4915891 newbie vampire
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"Wonder why they want to bring Shira law to the west, when Muslims can go to the I.S.I.S, and live Muslim Shira law in all its purist glory..."

The decadent West should allow ISIS to "actively encourage" those unfortunate Muslims denied Sharia laws and compelled to take the disgusting monetary rewards pushed on them by the western societies./sarc

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:50 | 4915775 beaker
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Yesssssssssssss!!!!!  Let'd buy them plane tickets!  Now THAT'S a good use of tax money!  Ship them all over there!!!  Please!!!!!!

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:28 | 4915236 Thought Processor
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Now it just IS.


I think I liked it better when it was ISIS.  Had a certain ring to it.



Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:34 | 4915257 Skateboarder
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How about Terroristan?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:48 | 4915296 Ignatius
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How about Theatre?

Empire Burlesque.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:43 | 4915302 Thought Processor
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Or maybe:


"The Terrorist Group formerly known as ISIS"


Regardless, they should fire their head of PR.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:47 | 4915316 Zirpedge
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"Terroristan" would only apply if you claimed an exclusive privelege to be "terrorized" skeered skateboarder? You a victim of Terroristan?

I think the concept of Middle East borders drawn up by some fat ol Englishmen are worthless to enforce. I think President Obama will agree that we are world citizens who should learn to love eachother in a borderless world.


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:55 | 4915343 Uncle Remus
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I think President Obama will agree that we are world citizens who should learn to love eachother in a borderless world.

Clearly, fasting for Ramadan is effecting your cognitive capabilities.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:07 | 4915606 nmewn
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"I think President Obama will agree that we are world citizens who should learn to love eachother in a borderless world." thats why he opened up the southern border?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:29 | 4915701 New_Meat
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nmewn: oh no, he didn't open any borders, he was golfing 'n shit.

but when Our Dear Leader found out  about this supposed problem, he is going to Congress to gain a solution.

don't cha' know.

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:43 | 4915752 nmewn
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Yeah, the fucking guy sics Holder on border states (the US...sues its own member states over illegals, everyone wrap your head around that crucial piece of information from the not so distant past) preventing the states (by its "law" from enforcing their own borders, then turns to the press and says...wut?

"I need Congress to act! I didn't do anything!"

What an asshole.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:55 | 4915789 Miffed Microbio...
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I'm just wondering how he will massage the stats on the crime rate when it soars in the border towns. Oh yeah, he'd probably declare an executive order banning gun sales to keep the peace knowing his perverse logic. Of course if I were a conspiracy theorist, I may think that would be deliberate. Time for anticipating such a scenario is coming to an end.


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:01 | 4915817 nmewn
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Knowing him, he'll rush in guys with ties carrying checkbooks and the remants of ACORN for a voter registration drive.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:07 | 4915841 Uncle Remus
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Well, that's just nuts.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:14 | 4915860 Miffed Microbio...
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Hmmm, you think as I do. Then Holder could surreptitiously slip them a few high powered long guns and hope they run us over fast and furiously. A twofer for him. I may have a front row seat on this one. Not quite out of the play book by Saul Alinsky but updated for modern times.


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:28 | 4915903 New_Meat
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Yo, miffed, if'n u b front row seat, I'd wish that u gain the bullet in your hand, nay nor other body part.

don't cha' know.

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:39 | 4915926 Miffed Microbio...
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CYA has always been in my plans and, although tempting, I hadn't planned on mooning them. Perhaps after mr Mossberg is done. Though I do pray it never comes to that.


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:49 | 4915769 Uncle Remus
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"Well, not only."

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:48 | 4915512 Monty Burns
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Bloody great idea. Come on, we get shot of our Muslims and when they're over there they can have all the things the claim they can't get here, like halal, stoning for adultery, execution of apostates.  It's a sure win-win.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 23:27 | 4916512 flyingcaveman
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CrISISstan, you can't spell crisis without ISIS.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:41 | 4915741 BigJim
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 ISIS Caliphate Demands All Muslims Immigrate To "Islamic State"

What, all 1.2 billion of them? That will be something to see.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:01 | 4915815 Matt
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No, only the True Believers, that are the right sect, right ethnicity, and right level of zealotry. They execute everyone else who is wrong bloodline, wrong sect, or lacking in extremism. 

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:26 | 4915233 cifo
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What a mockery.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:05 | 4915154 Pladizow
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I wonder how many american muslims will take him up on his offer?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:13 | 4915193 john39
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a few disillusioned kids, sucked in by the ZATO lies and propaganda...    This is all a farce to set the stage for endless wars.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:22 | 4915220 McMolotov
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"Come for the beautiful desert scenery, stay for the beheadings and liver-eating." —ISIS travel brochure

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:56 | 4915349 Squid Viscous
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"New Caliphate and you - pehrfect togethah!"

- Tom "911 whitewash" Keane

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:05 | 4915155 New_Meat
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Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:37 | 4915269 Thirtyseven
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Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:05 | 4915377 New_Meat
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Melanie Phillips wrote "Londinistan"

Chickens coming home to roost, don't cha' know.  Chicken is halal ;-)

I thank the gods that I'm not of an approved meat source.

- Ned


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:43 | 4915502 The Blank Stare
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They should immediately get to work on setting up a Shish-kabob franchise in the greater metropolitan areas of major cities.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:11 | 4915625 paddyirishman
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Melanie belongs to the 'tribe' behind it all, they create the situation and control both sides and make money off laughing at the stupid goyim who think it's all a random event, ie Naoh Chomsky etc, how long before the hasbara throlls down vote me!!

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:39 | 4915733 New_Meat
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 Yo, Lad, I am givvin' u the first reddie-here it is.

Why the hatin' on a good description of a fubar situation?  do u really think that there is anything controllin' the militant islamist side?


u think the jews control both sides?


so, a reddie on your ass

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:40 | 4915736 BigJim
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Maybe Melanie should write a sequel, called 'Londonistein'.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:51 | 4915780 New_Meat
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like that will happen?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 21:45 | 4916178 tony wilson
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melanie phillips is a cancerous jewish cunt does she talk about metzitzah b'peh,

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:10 | 4915617 Jason T
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Nothing new under the sun.  

History repeats because the passion of man are the same.

Like a shakespearean play over and over .. the charactors just change.  

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:44 | 4915748 Dugald
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Great Idea, rush off to Irag, a shit load illegal's living off Australian Welfare that we would like to see the back of.....

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:56 | 4915793 omniversling
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Barry's on his way now...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:15 | 4915861 BOPOH
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These people deserve to live the way they want and tell west fuck off!

This is the end of hypocritical west with all its so called values.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:01 | 4915140 svayambhu108
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ISIS sucks

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:06 | 4915382 New_Meat
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If you read the article, you will see that the goat-fuckers think the same of their message: now they are not ISIS, see the map ;-)

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:01 | 4915141 rodocostarica
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Can I get a second passport if I come?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:03 | 4915146 VladLenin
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Ok Obama, pack your shit up.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:17 | 4915199 Da Yooper
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& take that wookie with you

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:04 | 4915150 New_Meat
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That would make for a "target-rich" environment.

A self-ghetto?

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:05 | 4915157 VladLenin
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It's gone to just The Islamic State. Sounds like a pro wrestling gimmic... or a liberal cause.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:11 | 4915181 NoDebt
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I heard the World Wildlife Fund is going to sue them because their logo looks too similar and in Arabic their acronym is the same.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:21 | 4915213 Uncle Remus
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Nacho Akbar?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:10 | 4915395 nidaar
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Sounds like Jewish State. Not much of an originality these terrists can come up with. It's all copy paste...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:09 | 4915158 Quintus
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Is it too much to hope that they actually do? Good riddance to them I say. They haven't made a positive contribution to society for about 600 years. Back to the dark ages with you in your 'Islamic state'!

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:00 | 4915361 Uncle Remus
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They haven't made a positive contribution to society for about 600 years.

Fractional reserve banking and innovative financial products are a tough act to follow.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:05 | 4915160 QE 4 EVA
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Yes please do. Makes it easier to monitor and eradicate them. 

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:44 | 4915305 HoleInTheDonut
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And fence it off.  A big voluntary concentration camp.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:41 | 4915248 JohninMK
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There were at least 4 SU-25 in those clips. Three of which were fully operational and in desert camoflage so did not come in the airlift. From Iran possibly?

This is from the Janes article and throws some interesting light on what the ISIS troops may face in the future. You can see why they struck now. There must be a strong chance that the Iraqi and Syrian air forces will attack ISIS together accross the new Caliphate.

On the subject of al-Maliki's reported comments to the BBC that he regrets Iraq procuring the 36 Lockheed Martin F-16 Fighting Falcons from the US, it should be noted that, in the IqAF's force structure at least, the F-16 is intended to be a top-end air-defence fighter rather than a CAS platform. As such, it would only have had limited utility in the current crisis.

Of far more utility would be the 24 Beechcraft AT-6 Texan II turboprops

and 24 Korean Aerospace Industries FA-50 light attack jets,

which Iraq recently ordered but has yet to receive. Having said that, the IqAF's 11 AGM-114 Hellfire-armed Cessna 208B Grand Caravan aircraft

and the Iraqi Army's four Mil Mi-35 'Hind' (with deliveries of the remaining 24 ongoing), 24 Airbus Helicopters EC635, and 24 armed Bell 407 JetRanger helicopters should provide a more-than-effective CAS capability. The army is also set to receive its first batch of Mil Mi-28NE 'Havoc' helicopters (15 are believed to be on order) before the end of the year.


Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:44 | 4915299 ZerOhead
Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:13 | 4915406 New_Meat
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Z0, usually I like your comments, but I'm seeing a rational non-political sourcing decision here. 

- Ned

{so Snoopy could, actually fly in this environment in his kite, but not enough firepower to play}

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:54 | 4915311 tony wilson
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su25 it real butt ugly

it full of rust

it smashed up like actor micky rourkes face.


but boy ohh boy it can take off from your street and fuck up your neighbour hood real bad.


isis,cia,mossad and mi6 actors are gonna be burnt  toast that is if they stray off the green screen and away from the film studio lot.



Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:14 | 4915409 New_Meat
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u playa' 2?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:15 | 4915644 magpie
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Didn't they always film stuff in Libya and Qatar know, "generic arab country with generic CIA terrorists and generic caliphate".

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:53 | 4915784 New_Meat
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no, it was a video

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:08 | 4915168 Tulpa
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This state is your state, this state is my state,
From the ricin gas cans, to the torture chambers,
From the girls in burqas, to the crucified moderates,
This state was made for you and me...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:10 | 4915173 object_orient
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If Israel can have a religious state that none of its neighbors likes, why can't the Islamic State do the same? All the Muslim hippies can form kibbutzes and plant radishes.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:20 | 4915208 Uncle Remus
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That was rhetorical right?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:30 | 4915239 object_orient
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Yes. They can plant other organic crops as well.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:49 | 4915328 Uncle Remus
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We both know I wasn't talking about the fucking hippies.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:55 | 4915347 NotApplicable
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Who cares? The reply was hilarious.

*sits back and awaits reply about fucking hippies*

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:03 | 4915372 Uncle Remus
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Yes, it was. And you missed the pattern.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:24 | 4915894 StychoKiller
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Re:  radishes, HOW do you get their little legs apart? :>D

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:34 | 4915261 Tulpa
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Are you kidding?  There are religious states all over the Muslim world, complete with blasphemy laws and stoning of apostates -- something Israel is sorely lacking.  Indeed, right now we have an Islamic Republic fighting the Islamic State.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:40 | 4915290 Thirtyseven
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Iraqi troops better stop drinking and keeping hookers on base then.

Maybe there was a reason they were caught so off guard.  Maybe there were no guards.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:09 | 4915174 goldhedge
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Wonder if they will accept other religious zealots?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:57 | 4915799 RaceToTheBottom
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What about the desert rose?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:10 | 4915176 Gringo Viejo
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The sooner the West wakes up, realizes this is an abomination of a "religion", forbids it's practice, and destroys its remaining adherents, the sooner civilization can continue its forward progression and the world's peoples can live their lives in peace.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:26 | 4915232 czarangelus
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yeah let's just pretend the city on the Hill, America, had absolutely no role in any of this and didn't go to great lengths to squash moderates and secularists while arming and funding the Salafist nightmare squad.

Fuck you, right in the face, you ignorant prick.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:33 | 4915259 Gringo Viejo
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Excitable little fellow.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:44 | 4915310 Chief Wonder Bread
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Islam is more like a political system than a religion. How do you compel belief?

It started with ‘garbage’ even though reformers have tried to reform it. GIGO is the result and so it continues to crank out monsters.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:08 | 4915386 Disenchanted
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and Judaism is more like a business model for subversion(for profit) of many nations(throughout history)...

Whether by the originals or the converts.


Read about in their SOP handbook:


Isaiah 61:6

And you will be called priests of the LORD, you will be named ministers of our God. You will feed on the wealth of nations, and in their riches you will boast.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:17 | 4915420 Chief Wonder Bread
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closet monsters?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:47 | 4915320 Tulpa
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Pinging loudly on my trolldar.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:15 | 4915643 paddyirishman
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indeed but more importantly kick out the real ones pulling the strings, those 'dual citizens' and who belong to the 'tribe' it's no good unless you cure the underlying disease that's making you ill.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:10 | 4915178 TeethVillage88s
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“The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous that he cannot believe it exists”
- J. Edgar Hoover, long time Director of the FBI

"I believe there are more instances of abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent an sudden usurpations..."
- James Madison

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:17 | 4915197 One eyed man
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Was Hoover referring to the FBI? Or was he predicting the rise of the NSA?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:34 | 4915258 Thought Processor
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While Hoover was corrupt and comprimised down to the bone he did know a thing or two about how D.C. ran and who really had the power.


There has been for quite a long time a small group of super influential non elected individuals that have had a big hand in controlling events through time.  





Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:43 | 4915295 Thirtyseven
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Henry Ford knew this all too well.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:19 | 4915426 New_Meat
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OEM: that would be a "YES" - Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:10 | 4915179 Reaper
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Claim your prime desert homestead and begin to pray for water.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:33 | 4915254 object_orient
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Amen! I'm selling my Vegas crapshack and moving to the Iraq desert. Do Islamic casinos comp drinks when you play the penny slots?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:08 | 4915391 bbq on whitehou...
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If you can drill for oil you can drill for water.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:10 | 4915182 NoDecaf
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Will they create a ministry of happiness?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:21 | 4915431 New_Meat
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they will, and it will have no caffeine whatsoever.

What kind of world would that be?

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:14 | 4915191 cristo
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i agree with the call it's an easy 3 step solution



(1)get all extremist muslims to immigrate there 

(2)get all moderate and sane muslims to leave .

(3) nuke'm

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:38 | 4915435 New_Meat
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4915150 New_Meat

don't cha' know.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:13 | 4915192 NOTaREALmerican
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I'm predicting something will happen again over there.   

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:17 | 4915200 p00k1e
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The U.S. Muslims should become dual-citizens, like the U.S. Jews.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:42 | 4915288 Uncle Remus
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Except then there'll be even fewer places they'd be welcome. Can you imagine going through TSA being Muslim AND traveling on a Caliphate passport?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:57 | 4915800 New_Meat
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"... through TSA being Muslim AND traveling on a Caliphate passport?"

they'd enjoy the cavity search.

- Ned

{or, reddiez don't actually understant ;-(}

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:09 | 4915847 Uncle Remus
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TSA usually does...OH, the Muslims...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:18 | 4915202 Uncle Remus
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I'm seeing a pattern...but it's probably just me.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 19:59 | 4915806 New_Meat
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Unk--see the article on the collapse of CA RE and Bob's your Uncle.

- Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:18 | 4915205 Joebloinvestor
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Soon to demand representation at the next world cup.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:18 | 4915206 Duc888
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I see nothing wrong with this.

Let them do it.

Let them deal with the new society POST reset.

This will be hilarious, of course we know who funded ISIS.


Controlled opposition.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:20 | 4915209 Ghordius
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the article's author believes "it can't work", "too diverse"

religious state as counter proof: The Papal States

empire as counterproof: any, including the Osman

and this without touching other forms, like The Holy League, the EU, Switzerland, Belgium, etc. etc

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:24 | 4915225 Uncle Remus
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I see you've omitted Pastafarians...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 20:42 | 4915938 StychoKiller
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We are sick and tired of being down-trodden and spat upon, especially since Marinara sauce is so much more tasty!

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:39 | 4915284 Tulpa
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Most of those examples have fallen apart in the modern world.  As for Switz and Belgium, wealth papers over a lot of ethnic divides.  Give the Flemish and Walloons the income and asset levels of the average Iraqi or Syrian and we'll see how well they get along.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:24 | 4915218 Duc888
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Gringo Veigo: The sooner the West wakes up, realizes this is an abomination of a "religion", forbids it's practice, and destroys its remaining adherents, the sooner civilization can continue its forward progression and the world's peoples can live their lives in peace.


Well.  Follow the money.  Who funded ISIS?  where did they train?   Who benefits?   The sooner you realise what bullshit is being fed to you, the sooner you will be of some use to your family / next of kin.


Until then, feel free to do the whole Christian / Muslim thing....same as back here, the same Red team Blue team bullshit.  


Same shit, different day. Buy hey, enjoy the ride. 

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:31 | 4915246 Uncle Remus
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"Never let a good boogeyman go to waste." Darth Cheney.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:23 | 4915441 New_Meat
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and yet billie ayers is on the interview circuit, yet again, with nyet background discussion. - Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:29 | 4915454 Uncle Remus
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Made men.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:39 | 4915489 New_Meat
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Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:28 | 4915222 czarangelus
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You know the House of Saud must be shitting their pants, especially with that comment about the Kaaba. I'd love to see their rabid dogs turn on them and push south into Arabia. It's not like the fat lazy worthless fucks of the Saud Army could stop them.

Shit one of my BFFs is still teaching in the UAE. Hope he bought some gold to make good on his escape...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:34 | 4915262 ZerOhead
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ISIS was in large part the creation of the House of Saud.

If ISIS has indeed gone rouge (as MSM is telling us and which information obviously comes from the CIA) then Saudi Arabia has a giant bulleyes painted on it... which you can be certain it doesn't...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:53 | 4915337 Tulpa
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I went rouge the other day.  Totally forgot to put on sunscreen.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:19 | 4915427 Uncle Remus
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Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:26 | 4915450 New_Meat
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Michelle would have been really pissed at you, but since you went rouge, she's rather hot with that. - Ned

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:23 | 4915223 One eyed man
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So long, guys. Have a nice insurrection! Please send me a postcard. And don't forget your suntan lotion.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:28 | 4915237 Omegaman2211
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"Have fun storming the castle!"

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:25 | 4915227 shankster
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Will George Bush let them invade Kuwait?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 18:00 | 4915365 NotApplicable
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Yes... and no.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:31 | 4915245 loveyajimbo
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Great idea!!  makes for much easier targeting of nukes and less fallout...  all rats in one barrel???  Dude!!  Oh, and let's let Israel do this one... their turn to step up.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:33 | 4915250 Bennie Noakes
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"Calling all cannon fodder! Calling all cannon fodder! Uncle Abu wants you!"

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:37 | 4915270 Gold N Glocks
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Nice of them to all congregate in the same area.  Makes the required bombing much more effective from both a logistical and cost standpoint.  Now, if we only had a real President capable of doing what's right instead of the nucking figger we presently have.

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:37 | 4915274 pragmatic hobo
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you mean "all sunni muslims" ...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:39 | 4915275 buzzsaw99
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Baghdadi? Fo shizzle?

Backed by the leader of Israel Joo-Ruselem?

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 17:51 | 4915326 ZerOhead
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This just in...

Israel supports UN vote to recognize Caliphate of Islamistan... will send weapons and Palestinians to defend new country...

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