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ISIS Caliphate Demands All Muslims Immigrate To "Islamic State"
Having declared a caliphate, the terrorist group formerly known as ISIS (or ISIL) has decided a rebranding is in order. Since the group no longer recognizes the political distinction between Iraq and Syria, it has dropped the "Iraq" and "Levant" from its name, making it only the "Islamic State". The leader of the extremist group is looking to build his presence, as AP reports, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi released a 19-minute tape demanding, "Muslims, rush to your state. Yes, it is your state."
The leader of the extremist group that has swept over much of northern Syria and Iraq has called on Muslims to come to the territory his group has seized to help build an Islamic state.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, head of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, says in a 19-minute audiotape released on line Tuesday: "Muslims, rush to your state. Yes, it is your state."
And Stratfor notes,
On June 29, a spokesman for the militant group the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant announced that the group had established a caliphate, a political institution to govern the global Muslim community, stretching from Diyala province, Iraq, to Aleppo, Syria. Since the group no longer recognizes the political distinction between Iraq and Syria, it has dropped the "Iraq" and "Levant" from its name, making it only the Islamic State.
The trouble with the announcement is that the Islamic State does not have a caliphate and probably never will. The new moniker will not change the fact that geography, political ideology, and religious, cultural and ethnic differences will prevent the emergence of a singular polity capable of ruling the greater Middle East. Even the Islamic State, which has made impressive territorial gains quickly, has only an emirate, which encompasses a far smaller geographic area than a caliphate. Establishing an emirate is not terribly remarkable. Similar groups have established emirates before: The Taliban ruled more than 90 percent of Afghanistan prior to 9/11, and al Qaeda franchise groups oversaw short-lived emirates in Yemen and Mali.
Still, the Islamic State's announcement represents the first serious attempt to re-establish the caliphate since the Turkish Republic abolished the institution in 1924. During the past 90 years, there have been a few other attempts to revive the caliphate, but none were particularly successful.
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Immigrate, or it's off with your heads! Or up on the cross!
Hey! Dearborn!
IS.......crap
Was....crap
Will be.....crap
Conjugated it
"Depends on what the meaning of IS is."
WOW
Well that neatly solves the longstanding Isreal/Palestine problem then.
Is anyone sure that this "Abu Bakr" man of mystery isn't really actually "BiBi Bakr"?
Hey, we could ship all of the Mexican, Guatemalan, Honduran etc. kids over there.
I’m sure they would be welcomed as converts.. or whatever.
And I am sure that would encourage the parents of the next batch to rethink things.
Massachusetts or Mosul.. what’s the difference?
Good! Hope the all move there and soon!
Cause it's so much easier to nuke em in one spot.
More environmentally friendly too.
Seems the Muslims arent interested in immigrating to a ''Caliphate'' and are rushing to immigrate to the decandent Christian west instead.
Wonder why they want to bring Shira law to the west, when Muslims can go to the I.S.I.S, and live Muslim Shira law in all its purist glory...
I see Statists EVERYWHERE! FUCK THE STATE!
Yeah, and that goes triple for Muslim Shira laws states.
Anyone else notice that Israel is strangely quite about all of this?
The silence is deafening.
Israel is sitting back watching to see how many Muslims kill each other this time and waiting for all the survivors to move to ISIS land so they can all be nuked in one spot.
Look, fact is the world is way over populated and these 15th century mental midget Muslims are causing a lot of grief for everybody else.
So they have to go.
And believe me, if the Muslims start fucking with the Asians the way they have been with the West.. They'll wipe em all out in no time.
lol
In reality, they hold far less territory in syria and it is shrinking by the day....
That's why they went to Iraq because they have lost syria...
isis --
good luck with your nationbuilding activity.
establishing a state based on ethnicity and religion is difficult to achieve these days.
one tip: avoid having a constitution.
it would get in the way of progress.
hugs,
ben
Netanyahu announced they will reoccupy the West Bank-Jordanian border...you never know when Hillary suddenly remembers that the King there is an unelected tyrant and starts quoting Caesar backwards.
ONly if we're lucky.
As for the Israeli's, it wasn't to quiet over HAMAS-dome today. 30 Sorties flown to teach a lesson of what happens when you kidnap and kill teenage jews. No word from America on that though, even though I think one of them was American. Barry prolly just throw another couple million their way and release some murderers, then blame Bush. It all works out in the end...
Because they're the ones behind it all, ISIS is a mossad creation.
"Muslims, rush to your state. Yes, it is your state."
"Yes, and we will issue you new passport made of thin sheets of Semtex. And for the next thirty days only if you rush to your state we will give you extra clips for your brand new Kalashnikov rifle. Please, come stay at our new Howard Johnson's motor lodge built from real motors of surplus US military vehicles. Room service includes but is not limited to: virgin girls captured by our highly skilled members. 'Nuff said, right? Night manager is direct from Detroit so has much experience in all things Muslim. Come one, come all!"
So sorry. You only get virgins in the next life. And since they don't exactly specify which sex the virgin is all the more better.
As for this life, you'll have to live with little boys and goats as your victory prizes.
"Yes, and we will issue you new passport made of thin sheets of Semtex. And for the next thirty days only if you rush to your state we will give you extra clips for your brand new Kalashnikov rifle."
Do NOT leave them under-equiped without their obligatory suicide bomb vests. And grab your 60 virgins before the Islamic state runs out of stock.
ISIS = advance party for Eretz Israel
"Wonder why they want to bring Shira law to the west, when Muslims can go to the I.S.I.S, and live Muslim Shira law in all its purist glory..."
The decadent West should allow ISIS to "actively encourage" those unfortunate Muslims denied Sharia laws and compelled to take the disgusting monetary rewards pushed on them by the western societies./sarc
Yesssssssssssss!!!!! Let'd buy them plane tickets! Now THAT'S a good use of tax money! Ship them all over there!!! Please!!!!!!
Now it just IS.
I think I liked it better when it was ISIS. Had a certain ring to it.
How about Terroristan?
How about Theatre?
Empire Burlesque.
Or maybe:
"The Terrorist Group formerly known as ISIS"
Regardless, they should fire their head of PR.
"Terroristan" would only apply if you claimed an exclusive privelege to be "terrorized"..you skeered skateboarder? You a victim of Terroristan?
I think the concept of Middle East borders drawn up by some fat ol Englishmen are worthless to enforce. I think President Obama will agree that we are world citizens who should learn to love eachother in a borderless world.
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Clearly, fasting for Ramadan is effecting your cognitive capabilities.
"I think President Obama will agree that we are world citizens who should learn to love eachother in a borderless world."
lol...so thats why he opened up the southern border?
nmewn: oh no, he didn't open any borders, he was golfing 'n shit.
but when Our Dear Leader found out about this supposed problem, he is going to Congress to gain a solution.
don't cha' know.
- Ned
Yeah, the fucking guy sics Holder on border states (the US...sues its own member states over illegals, everyone wrap your head around that crucial piece of information from the not so distant past) preventing the states (by its "law"...lol) from enforcing their own borders, then turns to the press and says...wut?
"I need Congress to act! I didn't do anything!"
What an asshole.
I'm just wondering how he will massage the stats on the crime rate when it soars in the border towns. Oh yeah, he'd probably declare an executive order banning gun sales to keep the peace knowing his perverse logic. Of course if I were a conspiracy theorist, I may think that would be deliberate. Time for anticipating such a scenario is coming to an end.
Miffed;-)
Knowing him, he'll rush in guys with ties carrying checkbooks and the remants of ACORN for a voter registration drive.
Well, that's just nuts.
Hmmm, you think as I do. Then Holder could surreptitiously slip them a few high powered long guns and hope they run us over fast and furiously. A twofer for him. I may have a front row seat on this one. Not quite out of the play book by Saul Alinsky but updated for modern times.
Miffed;-)
Yo, miffed, if'n u b front row seat, I'd wish that u gain the bullet in your hand, nay nor other body part.
don't cha' know.
- Ned
CYA has always been in my plans and, although tempting, I hadn't planned on mooning them. Perhaps after mr Mossberg is done. Though I do pray it never comes to that.
Miffed;-)
"Well, not only."
Bloody great idea. Come on, we get shot of our Muslims and when they're over there they can have all the things the claim they can't get here, like halal, stoning for adultery, execution of apostates. It's a sure win-win.
CrISISstan, you can't spell crisis without ISIS.
ISIS Caliphate Demands All Muslims Immigrate To "Islamic State"
What, all 1.2 billion of them? That will be something to see.
No, only the True Believers, that are the right sect, right ethnicity, and right level of zealotry. They execute everyone else who is wrong bloodline, wrong sect, or lacking in extremism.
What a mockery.
I wonder how many american muslims will take him up on his offer?
a few disillusioned kids, sucked in by the ZATO lies and propaganda... This is all a farce to set the stage for endless wars.
"Come for the beautiful desert scenery, stay for the beheadings and liver-eating." —ISIS travel brochure
"New Caliphate and you - pehrfect togethah!"
- Tom "911 whitewash" Keane
Dearbornistan.
Al-Lon'don.
Melanie Phillips wrote "Londinistan"
Chickens coming home to roost, don't cha' know. Chicken is halal ;-)
I thank the gods that I'm not of an approved meat source.
- Ned
They should immediately get to work on setting up a Shish-kabob franchise in the greater metropolitan areas of major cities.
Melanie belongs to the 'tribe' behind it all, they create the situation and control both sides and make money off laughing at the stupid goyim who think it's all a random event, ie Naoh Chomsky etc, how long before the hasbara throlls down vote me!!
Yo, Lad, I am givvin' u the first reddie-here it is.
Why the hatin' on a good description of a fubar situation? do u really think that there is anything controllin' the militant islamist side?
Really?
u think the jews control both sides?
Really?
so, a reddie on your ass
- Ned
Maybe Melanie should write a sequel, called 'Londonistein'.
like that will happen?
melanie phillips is a cancerous jewish cunt does she talk about metzitzah b'peh,
Nothing new under the sun.
History repeats because the passion of man are the same.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_conversion
Like a shakespearean play over and over .. the charactors just change.
Great Idea, rush off to Irag, a shit load illegal's living off Australian Welfare that we would like to see the back of.....
Barry's on his way now...
These people deserve to live the way they want and tell west fuck off!
This is the end of hypocritical west with all its so called values.
ISIS sucks
If you read the article, you will see that the goat-fuckers think the same of their message: now they are not ISIS, see the map ;-)
- Ned
Can I get a second passport if I come?
Ok Obama, pack your shit up.
& take that wookie with you
That would make for a "target-rich" environment.
A self-ghetto?
- Ned
It's gone to just The Islamic State. Sounds like a pro wrestling gimmic... or a liberal cause.
I heard the World Wildlife Fund is going to sue them because their logo looks too similar and in Arabic their acronym is the same.
This one?
http://algoestacambiando.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/wwf.gif
Nacho Akbar?
Sounds like Jewish State. Not much of an originality these terrists can come up with. It's all copy paste...
Is it too much to hope that they actually do? Good riddance to them I say. They haven't made a positive contribution to society for about 600 years. Back to the dark ages with you in your 'Islamic state'!
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Fractional reserve banking and innovative financial products are a tough act to follow.
Yes please do. Makes it easier to monitor and eradicate them.
And fence it off. A big voluntary concentration camp.
http://youtu.be/6zr3fnVXC4U?t=1m30s
http://youtu.be/ah7HP6d42m8?t=1m20s
http://www.janes.com/article/40132/iraq-begins-receiving-su-25-combat-ai...
There were at least 4 SU-25 in those clips. Three of which were fully operational and in desert camoflage so did not come in the airlift. From Iran possibly?
This is from the Janes article and throws some interesting light on what the ISIS troops may face in the future. You can see why they struck now. There must be a strong chance that the Iraqi and Syrian air forces will attack ISIS together accross the new Caliphate.
On the subject of al-Maliki's reported comments to the BBC that he regrets Iraq procuring the 36 Lockheed Martin F-16 Fighting Falcons from the US, it should be noted that, in the IqAF's force structure at least, the F-16 is intended to be a top-end air-defence fighter rather than a CAS platform. As such, it would only have had limited utility in the current crisis.
Of far more utility would be the 24 Beechcraft AT-6 Texan II turboprops
http://www.flyingmag.com/aircraft/turboprops/beechcraft-flies-production...
and 24 Korean Aerospace Industries FA-50 light attack jets,
http://www.janes.com/article/31470/iraq-orders-south-korean-fa-50-traine...
which Iraq recently ordered but has yet to receive. Having said that, the IqAF's 11 AGM-114 Hellfire-armed Cessna 208B Grand Caravan aircraft
http://www.cessna.com/caravan
and the Iraqi Army's four Mil Mi-35 'Hind' (with deliveries of the remaining 24 ongoing), 24 Airbus Helicopters EC635, and 24 armed Bell 407 JetRanger helicopters should provide a more-than-effective CAS capability. The army is also set to receive its first batch of Mil Mi-28NE 'Havoc' helicopters (15 are believed to be on order) before the end of the year.
http://www.militaryfactory.com/aircraft/detail.asp?aircraft_id=156
What... no Sopwith Camels?
http://www.foundation3d.com/uploads/studio/2009/11/-22-9037301.jpg
Z0, usually I like your comments, but I'm seeing a rational non-political sourcing decision here.
- Ned
{so Snoopy could, actually fly in this environment in his kite, but not enough firepower to play}
su25 it real butt ugly
it full of rust
it smashed up like actor micky rourkes face.
but boy ohh boy it can take off from your street and fuck up your neighbour hood real bad.
isis,cia,mossad and mi6 actors are gonna be burnt toast that is if they stray off the green screen and away from the film studio lot.
u playa' 2?
Didn't they always film stuff in Libya and Qatar first...you know, "generic arab country with generic CIA terrorists and generic caliphate".
no, it was a video
This state is your state, this state is my state,
From the ricin gas cans, to the torture chambers,
From the girls in burqas, to the crucified moderates,
This state was made for you and me...
If Israel can have a religious state that none of its neighbors likes, why can't the Islamic State do the same? All the Muslim hippies can form kibbutzes and plant radishes.
That was rhetorical right?
Yes. They can plant other organic crops as well.
We both know I wasn't talking about the fucking hippies.
Who cares? The reply was hilarious.
*sits back and awaits reply about fucking hippies*
Yes, it was. And you missed the pattern.
Re: radishes, HOW do you get their little legs apart? :>D
Are you kidding? There are religious states all over the Muslim world, complete with blasphemy laws and stoning of apostates -- something Israel is sorely lacking. Indeed, right now we have an Islamic Republic fighting the Islamic State.
Iraqi troops better stop drinking and keeping hookers on base then.
Maybe there was a reason they were caught so off guard. Maybe there were no guards.
Wonder if they will accept other religious zealots?
What about the desert rose?
The sooner the West wakes up, realizes this is an abomination of a "religion", forbids it's practice, and destroys its remaining adherents, the sooner civilization can continue its forward progression and the world's peoples can live their lives in peace.
yeah let's just pretend the city on the Hill, America, had absolutely no role in any of this and didn't go to great lengths to squash moderates and secularists while arming and funding the Salafist nightmare squad.
Fuck you, right in the face, you ignorant prick.
Excitable little fellow.
Islam is more like a political system than a religion. How do you compel belief?
It started with ‘garbage’ even though reformers have tried to reform it. GIGO is the result and so it continues to crank out monsters.
and Judaism is more like a business model for subversion(for profit) of many nations(throughout history)...
Whether by the originals or the converts.
Read about in their SOP handbook:
closet monsters?
Pinging loudly on my trolldar.
indeed but more importantly kick out the real ones pulling the strings, those 'dual citizens' and who belong to the 'tribe' it's no good unless you cure the underlying disease that's making you ill.
“The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous that he cannot believe it exists”
- J. Edgar Hoover, long time Director of the FBI
"I believe there are more instances of abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent an sudden usurpations..."
- James Madison
Was Hoover referring to the FBI? Or was he predicting the rise of the NSA?
While Hoover was corrupt and comprimised down to the bone he did know a thing or two about how D.C. ran and who really had the power.
There has been for quite a long time a small group of super influential non elected individuals that have had a big hand in controlling events through time.
Henry Ford knew this all too well.
OEM: that would be a "YES" - Ned
Claim your prime desert homestead and begin to pray for water.
Amen! I'm selling my Vegas crapshack and moving to the Iraq desert. Do Islamic casinos comp drinks when you play the penny slots?
If you can drill for oil you can drill for water.
Will they create a ministry of happiness?
they will, and it will have no caffeine whatsoever.
What kind of world would that be?
- Ned
i agree with the call it's an easy 3 step solution
(1)get all extremist muslims to immigrate there
(2)get all moderate and sane muslims to leave .
(3) nuke'm
4915150 New_Meat
don't cha' know.
I'm predicting something will happen again over there.
The U.S. Muslims should become dual-citizens, like the U.S. Jews.
Except then there'll be even fewer places they'd be welcome. Can you imagine going through TSA being Muslim AND traveling on a Caliphate passport?
they'd enjoy the cavity search.
- Ned
{or, reddiez don't actually understant ;-(}
TSA usually does...OH, the Muslims...
Caliphornia.
Caliphate.
I'm seeing a pattern...but it's probably just me.
Unk--see the article on the collapse of CA RE and Bob's your Uncle.
- Ned
Soon to demand representation at the next world cup.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Let them do it.
Let them deal with the new society POST reset.
This will be hilarious, of course we know who funded ISIS.
Controlled opposition.
the article's author believes "it can't work", "too diverse"
religious state as counter proof: The Papal States
empire as counterproof: any, including the Osman
and this without touching other forms, like The Holy League, the EU, Switzerland, Belgium, etc. etc
I see you've omitted Pastafarians...
We are sick and tired of being down-trodden and spat upon, especially since Marinara sauce is so much more tasty!
Most of those examples have fallen apart in the modern world. As for Switz and Belgium, wealth papers over a lot of ethnic divides. Give the Flemish and Walloons the income and asset levels of the average Iraqi or Syrian and we'll see how well they get along.
This will get even worse..... http://beforeitsnews.com/terrorism/2014/06/when-the-caliphate-strikes-th...
Gringo Veigo: The sooner the West wakes up, realizes this is an abomination of a "religion", forbids it's practice, and destroys its remaining adherents, the sooner civilization can continue its forward progression and the world's peoples can live their lives in peace.
Well. Follow the money. Who funded ISIS? where did they train? Who benefits? The sooner you realise what bullshit is being fed to you, the sooner you will be of some use to your family / next of kin.
Until then, feel free to do the whole Christian / Muslim thing....same as back here, the same Red team Blue team bullshit.
Same shit, different day. Buy hey, enjoy the ride.
"Never let a good boogeyman go to waste." Darth Cheney.
and yet billie ayers is on the interview circuit, yet again, with nyet background discussion. - Ned
Made men.
ya
You know the House of Saud must be shitting their pants, especially with that comment about the Kaaba. I'd love to see their rabid dogs turn on them and push south into Arabia. It's not like the fat lazy worthless fucks of the Saud Army could stop them.
Shit one of my BFFs is still teaching in the UAE. Hope he bought some gold to make good on his escape...
ISIS was in large part the creation of the House of Saud.
If ISIS has indeed gone rouge (as MSM is telling us and which information obviously comes from the CIA) then Saudi Arabia has a giant bulleyes painted on it... which you can be certain it doesn't...
I went rouge the other day. Totally forgot to put on sunscreen.
Yeeooow.
Michelle would have been really pissed at you, but since you went rouge, she's rather hot with that. - Ned
So long, guys. Have a nice insurrection! Please send me a postcard. And don't forget your suntan lotion.
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Will George Bush let them invade Kuwait?
Yes... and no.
Great idea!! makes for much easier targeting of nukes and less fallout... all rats in one barrel??? Dude!! Oh, and let's let Israel do this one... their turn to step up.
"Calling all cannon fodder! Calling all cannon fodder! Uncle Abu wants you!"
Nice of them to all congregate in the same area. Makes the required bombing much more effective from both a logistical and cost standpoint. Now, if we only had a real President capable of doing what's right instead of the nucking figger we presently have.
you mean "all sunni muslims" ...
Baghdadi? Fo shizzle?
Backed by the leader of Israel Joo-Ruselem?
This just in...
Israel supports UN vote to recognize Caliphate of Islamistan... will send weapons and Palestinians to defend new country...