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Jamie Dimon Diagnosed With Throat Cancer, To Start Radiation And Chemotherapy
He may be "richer than you", but when it comes to cancer everyone is equal. Moments ago, Dow Jones and Bloomberg broke news that JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has been diagnosed with throat cancer.
- J.P. Morgan JPM Chairman, CEO Jamie Dimon Tells Employees, Shareholders He Has Been Diagnosed With Throat Cancer, Condition Curable
- Dimon Says Prognosis "Excellent," Cancer "Caught Quickly"
- Dimon Says Cancer Confined, No Evidence Elsewhere
- Dimon to start Radiation and Chemotherapy Treatment at Sloan Kettering, treatment to last 8 weeks
- Dimon advised able to continue to be actively involved in the business
And now the best healthcare that money can buy will be promptly put to use. We wish him a speedy recovery as it would be far more equitable for the JPM CEO to answer for his actions in full health before a jury of his peers, where guilt can not be "admitted or denied" away.
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Message from Jamie Dimon to all colleagues and shareholders
Subject line: Sharing some personal news
Dear Colleagues and Shareholders -
I wanted to let you know that I have just been diagnosed with throat cancer. The good news is that the prognosis from my doctors is excellent, the cancer was caught quickly, and my condition is curable. Following thorough tests that included a CAT scan, PET scan and a biopsy, the cancer is confined to the original site and the adjacent lymph nodes on the right side of my neck. Importantly, there is no evidence of cancer elsewhere in my body.
My evaluation and treatment plan are still being finalized, but at this time it appears I will begin radiation and chemotherapy treatment shortly at Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital, which should take approximately eight weeks. While the treatment will curtail my travel during this period, I have been advised that I will be able to continue to be actively involved in our business, and we will continue to run the company as normal. Our Board has been fully briefed and is totally supportive.
As you all know, we have outstanding leaders across our businesses and functions – the best team I’ve ever had the privilege of working with – so our company will move forward together with confidence as we continue to deliver first-class results for our customers, communities and shareholders.
I feel very good now and will let all of you know if my health situation changes.
I appreciate your support and want to thank our employees for the amazing work they do day-in and day-out. I’m very proud to be part of this company and honored to be working with such an exceptional group of people.
Jamie
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Remember this, no one chooses to be born, yet all fight for life.
All will be forgiven their sins by death. Some will live long enough not to forgive themselves.
He made his choices now its just the payment that is due.
friends and countrymen this is indeed a sad day.
we need too be strong and firm of obarma beliefs.
let us get down on are knees and pray good.
ohh lord
ohh mighty
ohh one
please
please
please
let the cancer run slow
by creeping into his bones
and not forgeting his little cock
and balls.
then send him too general electric for a nice dose of depleted team usa uranium.
No mercy.
His punishment for telling lies.
"What difference does it make?"
Must be hard kneeling down before Rothschild.
Sucking down single malt, snorting coke,and smoking Cohibas with your bankster pals every weekend eventually catches up with you. I don't wish cancer on the guy though.
If he lives maybe he'll learn to be a a little more coqnizant of the destruction he's brought on this country and it's middle class.
Uh, I doubt it. Psychopaths don't feel empathy.....ever.
People like him never learn, never want to learn. Thats why the drugs and women (boys) pull out the beast that lies within us all.
Its easy to be an animal a beast to do beastly things. Theft is easy, harming other even easier. But this is not the road that men choose to walk.
Men choose to set and example by their actions and words. If you want utopia then act as a utopian would act. Be the better angles of your nature.
How are your Big Pharma shares Jamie?
You are about to learn some hard truths about the effect of capitalism on medicine.
Good. It's a miserable way to die. Let's just hope it's in an advanced stage already, preferably stage 4.
Time for Jamie to jump and skip the treatments
If you like your cancer, you can keep your cancer!
Considering the hardship this piece of shit and his cohorts have caused regular people it is hard to have any sympathy. Still I imagine Obamacare will give him the best of treatment. The devil awaits buddy. Hope it was all worth it.
i didn't wish cancer on that maggot but i don't wish him a speedy recovery either. i care as much about him as he cares about the billions of people he has robbed and sent to an early grave through various means which is to say not at all. he considers the poor to be garbage and so that is what he is in my opinion, garbage.
#WishJamieWell
Here's hoping for a slow, painful, and expensive death.
Wonder how big of a life insurance policy JPM took out on him.
Oh, and Jamie, if you are reading this: if there is a hell, I hope you burn in it for all eternity as multiple pitchforks are being shoved up your ass and Satan fucks you in the throat hole caused by your treatment.
Tootle loo you fucker.
Kharma is a bitch> Just saying
It's from all that government dick.
Hmmm.... that might explain the Genuine Presidential Cuff-Links (1 previous owner) I saw on E-Bay earlier today...
I'd wish appropriate legal justice for the man, but all of that is in remission...
in the meantime, while not being able to conjure up satisfaction via another man's cancer...
I will wish for him one of those epiphany things, now that he stares it all in the face.
Fuck him. No blood relative has ever gotten cancer and survived it, including my dad at 66, and his brother at 39. Don't be surprised if this cocksucker is miraculously cured, because these assholes get treatment that we can't get.
I wasn't suggesting I'll be losing any sleep over the matter.
I'd also add that when a criminal of high order meets a demise other than facing his crimes in due process, there are no lessons learned.
Schadenfreude is real, but it doesn't serve much purpose.
survival rate varies with what stage they found the caner at. Stage 1 good survival, stage 4 not too good.
Karma is a bitch!
Local lymph node involvement is bad (metastasis). Proximity to brain also bad.
I wanted to let you know that I have just been diagnosed with throat cancer.
Bwahahahahaha
The good news is that the prognosis from my doctors is excellent, the cancer is rife, and my condition is not curable.
Fixed.
It would be horrible if it metastasized to his pancreas...maybe he can start answering to G-d by Labor day..
Cancer - The disease that does what 300 million voters couldn't. Obama you're next if a God exists. If the Rothchilds are reading I'm sure he has something far more interesting in store for you.
Jamie i really hope you really are a 1%er , the 1% that does not recover from that illness .
To help us out , i hope he uses a urinal as a headstone cause after the party(wake) we're gonna need a place to releive ourselves .
i hope he uses a urinal as a headstone cause after the party(wake) gonna need aplace to releive ourselves .
yeah, a urinal that drains right into his (dead) mouth.
Hey Jamie, BEST WISHES motherfucker! I want you to recover sufficiently so your cancerous slime doesn't besmirch the noose I slip around your neck. (I'm kinda anal that way: I like clean, scratchy nooses.)
As for the chemo and radiation, burn, motherfucker, burn.
I knew that reading the ZH comments on this story would be, ahem, interesting...
Yah. The thing is, Dimon was not the worst of them, maybe he was even the best of them - and that's exactly what is so scary. Even Dimon should have been stripped and imprisoned and the 999 guys ahead of him even moreso.
I came in expecting a stream of best wishes, knowing the kind of folks frequent the place!
There is a god afterall.
"Our death makes us equal"
- Don Juan ( A separate Reality)
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. [/animal farm]
Hmmm. An illustration of that ZH piece yesterday on how words are redefined to promote distortion of truth. The first is [someone's] truth. The second is rationalization, deception, and oratory.
(not a slight against you, btw.)
Changed my life, accidentally picking up The Teachings of Don Juan in my Naval Engg School library at 18....holy smoke....
Literally, holy smoke...
More from tales of Power...
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/11/09/wisdom-for-warriors-1/
If only we could “stop the world”
And I hope that you die And your death'll come soon I will follow your casket In the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered Down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead.....Bob Dylan (Masters of War)
Those treatments take a toll even when they work.
I wonder what thoughts will pass through his mind, meanwhile.
He won't even be back to his new normal for something like a year in the very best case.
He should avoid nail guns for the duration, hope the doctors remember to mention that.
Can you feel the hate, Jamie? Even I can't scare up any sympathy for you.
Besides, it all a ruse anyway. Don't believe a word that comes out of this criminals throat.
OMG!! This is soo kewl. Best news I've had all day. No morphine for you, fucker! I want this guy to feel every bit of his physical pain. Guess he'll find out soon enough whether or not he was doing gods work! Will Obamascare save him?
The body wreaks havoc on a lying, deceptive and dark soul. You will burn in hell Jamie Dimon.
Goes to show you can duck & weave, schuck & jive, run but cannot hide...In the end Death collects you.
BULLISH!
Only the rich chase the "Hot Money", but the hot particles are chasing everyone, Equally. Sad all around.
If there is a god, his cancer will metastasize.
Local lymph node involvement = Metastasis
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
time's up for you Jamie .
Hey Jamie,
"That's why the ZH commentators are healthier than you."
Being a cunt causes cancer?
I wish him well. His death wouldn't improve the country.
Then again it could be contagious......
If it affects his closest associates first, might be a good thing.
What an odd coincidence. The Fat Lady is warming up, and Dimon gets throat cancer. Hmmm...
bad karma.
That's a hell of a diagnosis to get from your proctologist.
Memorial Sloan Kettering - is that on the Obummercare list?
Sometimes there is justice.
I bet Hank Paulson is getting oral endoscopy ( "...black hose, please. No I won't gag...." ) right now.
O/T, but this seems important: Doctors are facing arrest (via a "private" security force") for divulging "secrets" of the harsh, concentration-camp conditions for illegals:
Link:http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/07/01/medical-staff-warned-keep-quie...
Normally I don't like to post these types of news links, but this seems very important.
Money Quote:
The sources say security forces called themselves the “Brown Shirts.”
“It was a very submissive atmosphere,” the counselor said. “Once you stepped onto the grounds, you abided by their laws – the Brown Shirt laws.”
I suggested a while back the notorious "FEMA" camps would be used (REX 84) for illegals First--- then, Americans.
Since when does a Private Security force have any jurisdiction? Since when can a doctor not speak the Truth? NAZI Germany? Time to raise hell.
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I agree 100%. I had just read that post before coming here. You beat me to the punch.
For $30 Trillion I will take my boot off your throat, Jamie.
Crocodiles tears will not engender sympathy from the 99% IMHO.
PAY UP, motherfucker or die, ThroatCancerBoy.
My thoughts are with and for all the people, old and young alike, who have serious illness and do not have access to any treatment, or sufficient treatment because of their financial circumstances.
I have no thoughts or considerations for this Dimon person who has gained from and is already the source of many other people's suffering.
Justice is served.
The only way his death would have any meaning at this point is if he is receiving his "treatments" behind bars and is sharing a cell with the worst serial murderers in the U.S. ...
Which of course would have to mean that G.W. The "Dick" Cheney, Condi Rice, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Pearl, Vicky Nuland and husband would all have to be in the same prison with him along with 535 members of Congress, the JCS, CIA, NSA and the heads of the Federal Reserve bank and the Department of Treasury...
When that day comes call me and we'll all celebrate!
When that day comes, you won't be alone in your celebrations.
So, throat cancer is often caused by oral sex. By the same HPV virus (there are a lot of varieties of it) that causes cervical cancer: http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/03/health/hpv-oral-cancer-explainer/ If you also consume nicotine, that increases the risk that the virus will cause the cancer.
So whom did he catch it from? Whom has he infected?
Jokes have been made above about his having gotten it from having performed oral sex on bankers; well it might be literally true.
I can't imagine myself ever saying this, but I hope the prognosis is wrong on recovery and that he dies a horrible slow and painful death.
You must be a liberal. Liberals tend to be total cunts.
All I want to say is I would not wish that shit on anyone.
Dimon is a master criminal: perhaps the illness will change him for the better.
If it does, I am afraid he'll have a nail gun accident.
Hey no worries jamie.
I understand all you luciferian fucks think you get reincarnated as your grandkids with fortunes waiting on you.
But didya ever have just a little bit of doubt that maybe, just maybe those demons were lying to the dimon?
There are a few things in the throat that can become cancerous and they all have different survival rates. We need more information. Cancer of the ? larynx?
There are a few things in the throat that can become cancerous and they all have different survival rates. We need more information. Cancer of the ? larynx?
Fellatio and a high protein diet should be taken in moderation.
Really hope this fucker dies asap.
Maybe Jamie Dimon is an asswhipe but hoping for someone to get cancer and die is just niggerish.
LOL
What!?
Um, he already has cancer, and most of us here want him dead anyway.
Is there a point to your comment?
"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
I haven't been this exhilerated since the guy who bullied me throughout middle school decided to decapitate himself with a shotgun blast to the head while visiting home in college.
Just when you think there is no justice.
Dimon and his ilk have hijacked our politicians, our regulatory agencies, and our central bankers.
To see just one of them in pain puts a smile on my face.
I hope you suffer Dimon, you piece of shit. And whatever comes of the rest of the "too big to fail bankers" it won't be enough.
What does your money buy you now Jaime?
"What does your money buy you now Jaime? "
Best doctors on planet earth and going through his treatment in the lap of luxury vs. some dilapidated shit house.
Unlimited morphine is a better answer.
Corrupted Central Bankers? Give me break, they all deserve to rot in Hell.
Hope he dies an agonizing death and then rots in hell where he belongs.
He's sick. And not just with cancer.
(God) always had a rotten sense of humor. And his punclines are killers....
I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
But the unfortunate reality is that Mr. Dimon chose a life of crime for himself, and he needs to live with his decisions. He knowingly did business with Corzine while Corzine was actively looting peoples' money. This is one example among many, many crimes.
So let's be honest here. I care about as much about Mr. Dimon's health as he does about mine.
I would wish for him to recover both his physical health and moral integrity.
Unfortunately cancer is easier to cure in most cases than corrupted character. But, sometimes a brush with eternity can bring perspective and clarity.
Irony....being forced to contemplate winter as you summer in the hamptons..
I never knew one could get throat cancer from lying.
When all you do is spew lies - and suck the collective cocks of Wall Street, this is the result......
Yeah, because you're richer than me, you smoked more cigars than me...
whatcha gonna do now CRIMINAL
Great news!!!!!!! I was having a really bad day but this just made my week!!! This is the best news I've heard in5 years. I hope he really suffers. I also hope he lives long enough to be hanged. Die you bastard. The world Is rejoicing that this bastard is going to die in a horrible way. Suffer you son of a bitch.
GOD must not want Jamie doing his work anymore.
Happy times!!!!!
Jamie - let me buy you a box of cigars - on one condition - you smoke them all at once.
"As you all know, we have outstanding leaders across our businesses and functions – the best team I’ve ever had the privilege of working with – so our company will move forward together with confidence as we continue to deliver first-class results for our customers, communities and shareholders".
The above statement sums up Dimon and all those like him. Most people would become introspective and philosphical about their life and what they have done when faced with potential mortality. Not Dimon, he is all about first-class results for the shareholders. This is a level of sickness, a level of greed that we just cannot fathom. Dimon would walk across the corpses of children if it meant improving his return for sheraholders. We just cannot comprehend the level greed.
All he has to do is show those cuff links at the Pearly Gates.. they will be impressed. lol..
Jamie - you should have let 'da boys' take you to the rooftop - it's way faster and only hurts once.
THE MONKS-johnny b rotten-uk 1979
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Swhmiuvs04 (3:19)
...this page is maxed out, so many well wishers.
Actually this is how they take out high profile targets, like Chavez for example, so possibly just a little house cleaning; ...good job Jamie, thanks for playing!
What exactly does "throat" cancer mean? Cancers are defined by the kind of tissue they appear in. The throat is not a tissue, it's a region of the body composed of multiple kinds of tissues. When Dimon refers to "the adjacent lymph nodes," am I to assume he means some kind of lymphoma?
By the way, St. Blaise is the patron of throat troubles, if anyone wishes to pray for Dimon.
I know a cure for cancer.
DEATH
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When one of these bankers jumps off a building usually the most we can hope for is a grainy cellphone video of a couple of cartwheels. But now we get to watch Jamie spin and spin and spin and then finally after a long long long long time watch Jamie crash and die, all in really really really slow motion. Stock up on popcorn.
Why couldn't it have been Blankfein...Why?
I hold out hope for a two-fer.
Well even the rich have better health insurers, but Dimon doesn't have to worry about that but other bankers insured by United for example here can get an insurance comany to fork out $175,000 for a $150,00 hammer toe procedures. They say it was an accident but mailed the check to the banker and he even got pissed off with the doctor's charges (who also does Opra's toes) for the surgery...
Makes you wonder what kind of out of network provisions bankers have in their policies.
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/03/17509880-to-fix-hammer-toe-billed...
Wishing you a speedy recovery JD.
I guess that implies he engaged in lots of oral sex, a la Michael Douglas.
Maybe the Central Bankster goons will arrive with their nail guns and take care of your problem.
Jamie. You know too much, the central bankster goons are worried about spilling the beans with a death-bed confession.
Probably has the beginnings of cancer like all of us and a twice yearly complete medical exam caught it early. He'll live to be 100.
I usually have a sympathy speed bump but not for him, you deserve panic.psychoticly excessive grooming, Drugs won't help, you'll just hallucinate and mix everyone up, maybe your legs will turn the size of lumber and you'll need ice water put in your mouth with a mini toothbrush. Enjoy it, you earned it. All the loot in earth will still have you in and out of dilaudid two hour loop consciousness . And hopefully as you rise out of a semi conscious coma you'll die next to someone you wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. You seem to be a fan tell hell you were returning videotapes.
It goes to show those who never want power are the ones you choose. Die in hell cooking you fancy ape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqbeo5A6ujE&sns=em
My old standby is ultra Christian. She said did the Holy Spirit enter you?
Is it like a tazer, or a Star Trek prop do I levitate? Women.....
Next time break the quaaludes in half.
You can only steal so much until satan calls you home.
There are some intersting therapies out there opposed to chemo, but I will not mention them when it comes to Jamie. Let him follow his own Gods.
Maybe in a hundred years we'll know what Mr. Dimon did, and why. All of you judges would probably have done the same, if you knew what he knows.
Respect that he did his best, for all.
Fuck. You.
8^/
"Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows." - Galatians 6:7
Didn't the tooth fairy tell you that "god helps those that help themselves!"?
It is this magical reliance on "JUSTICE" or "God" that is bolstering our own cowardice and keeping us all from acting for our best interests.
Get off your knees, Seek. There is no invisible helper in this world. We either do it ourselves and fight the fight ourselves or we get plowed under. It has always been that way.
That goes double, btw, for magical ideas of economic or Market forces or "invisible hands" somehow being a force for good or for fairness. It is insanity to think the universe was made with us in mind.
I have a great cure for his cancer:
A bullet to the back of his head followed by a chariot-pull/drag of his dead body all round the world until all trace of cancer cells are gone.
It is sure to work.
...or maybe a 8-penny nail from a pneumatic nail gun might be better than a plain old bullet? Best to go with both.
Jamie Dimon Diagnosed With Throat Cancer, To Start Radiation and Chemotherapy
Yep they are whacking him alright.
I would have preferred TPTB to lobotomize him like Margret Thatcher
Jamie thought he was running the biggest scam in town. Now he's about to find out about the cancer scam. These guys will slice you, dice you, zap you, and poison you to death; all the while draining your wallet to empty. Jamie, you are a rank amateur.
Silver For The People
http://maxratt.com/blog/2013/09/9-7-13-dz15-questioning-cancer-the-max-r...
Rumor has it the company was sold to the Chinese after they bought 1 Chase Plaza for 725 million (sic). In fact, looks like China has bought a bit more than just JPM with the tunnels running underground to the FRB gold vaults....leaving Mr. Dimon "speechless".
China foreclosed on FRB from two alt. sources now and the US defaulted in Oct. 2013 henceforth, !) no more debt ceiling debate, 2) pay China first legislation in Oct 2013, 3) China has direct access to US Treasury, 4) China banks are free to buy any American bank, and 5) Dallas Fed on Pearl St. flies Chinese flag.
http://www.trunews.com/friday-june-27-2014-jim-willie/
Can you say: "The Chinese are coming, the chinese are coming, danger danger get from street". To paraphrase the Russians are coming.
As a mark of respect for its wounded cunt of a leader...
The JPMorgan commodities dark pool will beat the shit out of gold and silver futures for the next 24 hours.
Excelsior!!
How can a cancer get cancer?!
hope hes croaking
Almost Biblical. These people think they are above it all, they didn't serve in the military, nor did their children. No one in their family came back from the desert with their body or mind destroyed. Only the best schools, residences, lifestyles for them. Isn't Dimond the one who fired a bunch of employees, froze the wages of the rest, and then gave himself a multi-million dollar raise? Talk about Karma.
Just in case someone forgot what a complete piece of shit Dimon is, check out his "holiday" card from 2013.
This guy even has paintings of himself all over the house.
http://qz.com/159004/jamie-dimon-jpm-holiday-card-looks-like-a-ralph-lauren-advertisement/
Sociopathic, hubristic, and now a cancer patient.
I guess this proves high priced whores are no less disease free than crack whores
In his next life as a mangy stray dog, he'll at least know to keep his snout out of the bitch's genitals
It would be nice to piss on his grave.
The guy who approved of JP Morgan Chase donating 4.3 million to the NY Police department during the height of Occupy Wall Street. The violent cops were trained by IDF.
I don't feel bad for him. Take an Asprin Jamie.
But nobody's getting out of here alive. I don't see where he will ever reap what he has sown. The whole karma thing always blows it for me for religion. Because most the time it's the people AT LEAST trying to do the right thing that get all the NEGATIVE KARMA from Mr. God. Hell, the guy will probably get a new throat or some procedure that only his breed gets. I don't know, there was that mutilated Palestinian kid. Probably how Cheney got his new heart.