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Hurricane Warning Issued For East Coast Independence Day Weekend

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As if having to pay the highest price of gas since 2008 for the Independence Day weekend wasn't bad enough, millions of traveling east coasters will now have to deal with what may develop into a hurricane as well, and will certainly result in less than perfect weather conditions as the holiday weekend unrolls.

Presenting Tropical Storm Arthur. According to NBC, a hurricane watch was issued Wednesday for part of North Carolina as the first named tropical storm of the season gathered strength and threatened July Fourth celebrations along the East Coast. Negative impact to Q3 GDP? Still unknown.


The National Hurricane Center said Tropical Storm Arthur was slowly drifting north and becoming better organized, and forecasters said it could become a minor hurricane by Thursday. Overnight, a tropical storm watch was in effect for part of Florida's east coast. The Weather Channel senior meteorologist David Houtz told NBC News that Arthur will likely affect Florida the most on Wednesday, with gusty winds and showers.


And for those wondering how accurate the NOAA has been in its Hurricane forecasts, we present the following Bloomberg data. All we can say is: "better than the Fed"


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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:21 | 4918584 Flakmeister
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Blow me dry and call me Dusty....

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:27 | 4918610 BLOTTO
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Its the Return of the King (Arthur)...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:30 | 4918632 wallstreetapost...
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This country has been in a perpetual hurricane for the last 6 years.... its called hurricane O-Barry

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:33 | 4918644 CH1
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Please oh please oh please let it hit central DC.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:43 | 4918692 Mr Pink
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Then the Hamptons and the Vineyard. Wash every politician and banker out to sea

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:54 | 4918738 Grande Tetons
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What has the sea ever done to you? Poor sea. 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:01 | 4918774 Colonel Klink
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Isn't that where every nation dumps its trash?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:03 | 4918784 Grande Tetons
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I am thinking that if I am some starving Orca and Pelosi washes by my snout....I reckon I am gonna wait.  

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:06 | 4918793 Colonel Klink
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As you should, Orcas don't eat rotten meat.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:07 | 4918796 NoDebt
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Actually NOAA just commissioned a new study to figure out why they can't find MORE trash in the ocean.  They're so shocked they're going to dedicate every man woman and child to finding that damned trash that their models said should be floating around in the ocean like big plastic pull-ring icebergs.  

I suggested they grab their geiger counters and head for the Northern Pacific.  They have not responded yet, surprisingly.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:49 | 4918721 Bemused Observer
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Send it straight up the colon of the Potomac like an enema from God.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:35 | 4918645 ZerOhead
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It looks like it's heading for New York again... better send a taxi down pronto to get all of the gold out of the Federal Reserve Bank of NY's vaults...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:40 | 4918678 Dr. Richard Head
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WTC 7 took care of that already.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:41 | 4918683 ENTP
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Send a boat, then it can be "lost" in a boating accident.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:06 | 4918791 Stoploss
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They're putting it on the two seater tomorrow.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:33 | 4918888 Lea
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They still have gold at the FED?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:47 | 4918947 ZerOhead
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The Germans seem to think so...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:47 | 4919484 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The Germans seem to think so...

.......uuuuuuuuund, es ist weg.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:30 | 4918634 Headbanger
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Matt Lauer can still suck it!!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:09 | 4918803 Groundhog Day
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now MSM can blame the slow down this qtr in housing, auto sales, meat manufacturers, liquor distributors and any thing else any one can think of on hurricane /tropical storm/rain on Arthur

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:06 | 4919191 Dublinmick
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Britannia's once and future king ...... where are you big guy?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:34 | 4918635 Squid Viscous
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flak - was that supposed to be funny? you should do stand up in the catskills! you would love it up there...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:39 | 4918669 ZerOhead
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Cut Flak some slack Jack... she was merely trying to make a joke about going post-menopausal...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:11 | 4918807 TheReplacement
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OH!  Now I get it.  HAHAHAHAHAHA that was pretty good.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:11 | 4919212 Dublinmick
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I could just picture him dirty dancing with Jeniifer Gray

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:35 | 4918660 Colonel Klink
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You fail at most everything else, your humor even sucks, Felchmeister.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:43 | 4918689 ZerOhead
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Those are the exact prerequisites Barry looks for in his appointments...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:22 | 4918588 Itchy and Scratchy
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I miss the days when climate never changed!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:32 | 4918636 cowdiddly
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Great negative 2nd qtr GDP will be blamed on the wind.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:59 | 4918763 stoneworker
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This is great for the economy from a Keynsian perspective...think of all the jobs that will be created to rebuild all of these houses...and the sad thing is most people will actually agree with that statement since they are all completely brainwashed.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:20 | 4919069 TheRideNeverEnds
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But I dont understand; I thought broken windows were bullish?!  


What we really need is another war.  

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:38 | 4919110 stoneworker
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You are right a civil war... just imagine the GDP growth

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:38 | 4919111 stoneworker
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You are right a civil war... just imagine the GDP growth

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:38 | 4919112 stoneworker
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You are right a civil war... just imagine the GDP growth

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:35 | 4918656 luckylogger
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Great comment... Two thumbs up!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:23 | 4918592 Bunga Bunga
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Yellen prays for it.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:28 | 4918612 Frank N. Beans
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the weather will hurt GDP

the destruction will help GDP

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:41 | 4918680 Dr. Richard Head
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Ahhh, the old Broken Window vs. GDP miss conundrum.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:42 | 4918682 Oracle 911
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Well it will hurt the economy, but knowing the MSM spin doctors...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:23 | 4918593 franzpick
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Hot 4th of July nuclear cooling failure.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:25 | 4918601 Proofreder
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According to the source, as of 2pm


Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:33 | 4918641 Proofreder
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And now the wait begins ...

Who will be the first dickhead/troll/conspiracy nutjob to post the 'cause' of Arthur -

HAARP, Global Warming/Climate Change, Chicom submarines in the Gulf, Obummer ??? - bring it on!  Concerned Citizens want to know!


Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:56 | 4918755 Bollixed
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It's Bush's fault...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:15 | 4919224 Dublinmick
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I'm your Huckleberry, that is my game

John Berbatis says: July 1, 2014 at 10:13 am

Western Antarctic ice sheet dislodging will cause a geophysical Pole Shift.

Rotational Wobble (Chandler’s). The Crust presents the earth with an unbalanced distribution of weight, even a small (10 centimeters) displacement of the crust would cause the earth to wobble more (which ironically could induce more crustal displacement, thus causing more wobble, thus causing more displacement, etc.) Added bulges from the expansion beneath the crust would worsen the imbalance. The diameter at the equator is 43 kilometres more than the rest of the Earth’s surface, due to centrifugal forces. “In a polar region there is a continual deposition of ice, which is not symmetrically distributed about the pole. The earth’s rotation acts on these asymmetrically deposited masses [of ice], and produces centrifugal momentum that is transmitted to the rigid crust of the earth. The constantly increasing centrifugal momentum produced in this way will, when it has reached a certain point, produce a movement of the earth’s crust over the rest of the earth’s body, and this will displace the polar regions toward the equator.” A foreword by Prof. Albert Einstein in The Earth’s Shifting Crust by Prof. Charles Hapgood.

Seismic Intensification.
John, The information at the end of your e-mail is especially important about the “humming” noises. These are caused by shifts in the multidimensional electromagnetic pressure pattern on Earth, which gets its ‘directional shift’ from EMF (electromagnetic field)communication between the [Earth] inner core, the sun and other cosmic forces. Of course, this is not broadcasted by NASA, and so-called local officials play ‘dumb’ as to the ‘source’. But essentially, it means a lot of dimensional ‘bending’ is occurring, which is the reason why so many planetary forces are going haywire at this time. Best, Simon CC:
Acoustic Gravity Waves (Checkout online – Dr. Elchin Khalilov)
“In both cases, even though the causes of acoustic-gravity waves are of a quite understandable geophysical nature, they are indicative of the expected significant increase in solar activity and the geodynamic activity of our planet. There is no doubt that processes in the core rule the internal energy of our planet, therefore, we should expect by the end of 2012 a sharp rise in strong earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and extreme weather events with peak levels in 2013 – 2014.” Dr. Elchin Khalilov, a geophysicist and a professor in Azerbaijan. Jan 2012

Pole Shift by John White What will happen during a pole shift. “The ultimate disaster! Enormous tidal waves will roll across the continents as oceans become displaced from their basins. Hurricane winds of hundreds of miles per hour will scour the planet. Earthquakes greater than any ever measured will change the shape of the continents. Volcanoes will pour out huge lava flows, along with poisonous gases and choking ash. Climates will change instantly, and the geography of the globe will be radically altered. If the pole shift is less than a full 180 degrees, the polar ice caps will melt rapidly, raising sea levels, while new icecaps will begin to build. And large numbers of organisms, including the human race, will be decimated or even become extinct, with signs of their existence hidden under thick layers of sediment and debris or at the bottom of newly established seas…”

Biosphere Collapse by John Berbatis
In the past ten years, there has been an exponential melting of the ice sheets and a noticeable disintegration of the ice shelves owing to ‘global warming’. The loss of mass from the underlying Tectonics Plates causes them to ascend (iso-static rebound), and this results in an increase in the intensification and frequency of global seismological activity. The seismic data of the past ten years confirm this conjecture. Furthermore, the ice shelves impede the flow of glaciers and ice sheets into to the oceans; and when the ‘polar regions’ are subjected to unprecedented seismic upheavals, these events will then cause the ice sheets and glaciers to be dislodged en masse into the ocean. This occurrence will then instantly destabilize the earth’s crust weight distribution (isostasy), and so precipitate a ‘crust displacement’ (Mag. 10+), that is, an axis change. The previous subterranean extraction of fossil fuels and water will greatly exacerbate this impending Apocalypse. Currently, the excessive amount of carbon and methane gasses in the atmosphere is causing catastrophic weather conditions, globally – and this situation will rapidly deteriorate into ‘a runaway climate’.

West Antarctic glacier loss: ‘We have passed the point of no return’ (+video) Two studies released Monday signal that five glaciers in West Antarctica are undergoing irreversible decline over the next several hundred years, signaling sea level-rise of nearly four feet. By Pete Spotts, Staff writer / May 12, 2014 The Thwaites Glacier in Antarctica is seen in this undated NASA image. Vast glaciers in West Antarctica seem to be locked in an irreversible thaw linked to global warming that may push up sea levels for centuries, scientists said on May 12, 2014. NASA handout.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:59 | 4919521 WillyGroper
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Wait no longer as .gov is all you need to know.

Reliable & verrrrry trustwothy.

They've worked great on banking fraud & regulation has been enforced.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:26 | 4918603 Captain Queeg
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Awesome. I was looking for a Q2 weakness scapegoat, and here it is. "Fear of future weather."

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:26 | 4918604 Jack Sheet
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H A A R P !

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:28 | 4918611 Headbanger
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In Cuba!!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:29 | 4918618 Flakmeister
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You gotta be poe'ing us because even the dumbest Hedgetard knows that puppy has been turned off for some time now...

And as if a few extra microwatts of power in the ionosphere would make diddly squat of a difference...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:43 | 4918667 Colonel Klink
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Few microwatts huh, which explains why the facility requires it's own power station.

Once again you're WRONG Felchie!  DUMBASS!

HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) in Alaska is now slated to be decommissioned as the US Air Force plans to “initiate divestiture in June 2014,” according to a USAF representative in this KTOO article.

HAARP was officially shut down in early May 2013–during a contractor “regime change“–but one of HAARP’s clients, DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), continued to use the facility for their research into 2014.

Unless someone steps up to pay HAARP’s expenses, the facility will be shut down.

Incidentally, HAARP has been the source of much speculation and conspiracy. A simple Google search for “HAARP” will reveal a number of theories.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:51 | 4918730 ZerOhead
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"...the US Air Force plans to “initiate divestiture in June 2014,”"

I think that's code for an upcoming Goldman Sachs IPO.

I hear Dick Cheney plans to be an early subsciber...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:54 | 4918740 Colonel Klink
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Is that so he can blast the world in the face by accident?

And you know SOMEONE will fund it, if you read my prior comment.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:02 | 4918771 ZerOhead
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Lots of potential applications for this kind of technology but I would never want to see permits issued to private entities for them to fuck around like bankers with it...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:54 | 4918741 Flakmeister
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Tsk, tsk, tsk...

You really should read more closely...


HAARP was shut down in early May 2013, awaiting a change between contractors who operate the facility. According to HAARP program manager James Keeney, "Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) is expected on site as a client to finish up some research in fall 2013 and winter 2014."[33][34]


And as for the energy actually getting to the Ionosphere....  

...the signal is partially absorbed in a small volume several tens of kilometers in diameter and a few meters thick over the IRI. The intensity of the HF signal in the ionosphere is less than 3 µW/cm², tens of thousands of times less than the Sun's natural electromagnetic radiation 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:57 | 4918758 Colonel Klink
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But, butt (sic), just like Glowball Warming proponents say, even the slightest human input changes the weather.  So how can one have an effect yet argue the other does not? /s

You're such a fail.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:22 | 4918833 Flakmeister
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Why can't you simply accept your pwn'ing like a man...

Get over it, you got bitchslapped yet again....

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:29 | 4918874 Colonel Klink
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I'm still waiting for you to accept, declare, and treat your delusion and denial.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:54 | 4919350 cougar_w
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They must be in this for the pain.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:18 | 4919235 Dublinmick
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The company don't want no crazy talk about climate change, Haarp or blood lines of the pyramid.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:03 | 4918782 Jack Sheet
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"plans to initiate divestiture..." good one

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 20:15 | 4919735 WillyGroper
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Klink, my sibling told me HAARP was being shut down. Source...Farcebook. So I did some digging, HAARP is being privatized & run by an Aussie company.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:55 | 4918752 Miffed Microbio...
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Well the claim of an increase few ppm of CO2/ year seems to have twisted your panties in a wad.

We all have our religion be it science or church. It is the nature of humans to seek security and this is not necessarily motivated by rational thought.


Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:24 | 4918846 Flakmeister
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Miffed, don't be a silly goose...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:33 | 4918882 Colonel Klink
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Please be a silly goose, miffed.  Instead of an irritating, crowing cock like Felchmeister.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:29 | 4919092 Buckaroo Banzai
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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:22 | 4919248 Dublinmick
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Global warming trolls are hongry


Bremerhaven, Germany (SPX) Oct 31, 2013
The high cliffs of Eastern Siberia – which mainly consist of permafrost – continue to erode at an ever quickening pace. This is the conclusion which scientists of the Alfred Wegener Institute, Helmholtz Centre for Polar and Marine Research have reached after their evaluation of data and aerial photographs of the coastal regions for the last 40 years.

According to the researchers, the reasons for this increasing erosion are rising summer temperatures in the Russian permafrost regions as well the retreat of the Arctic sea ice.

This coastal protection recedes more and more on an annual basis. As a result, waves undermine the shores. At the same time, the land surface begins to sink. The small island of Muostakh east of the Lena Delta is especially affected by these changes. Experts fear that it might even disappear altogether should the loss of land continue.

The interconnectedness is clear and unambiguous: The warmer the east Siberian permafrost regions become, the quicker the coast erodes. “If the average temperature rises by 1 degree Celsius in the summer, erosion accelerates by 1.2 metres annually,” says AWI geographer Frank Gunther, who investigates the causes of the coastal breakdown in Eastern Siberia together with German and Russian colleagues, and who has published his findings in two scientific articles.

In these studies, he and his team evaluated high resolution air and satellite photos from 1951 to 2012 as well as measurements of the past four years. In addition, the researchers surveyed four coastal sections along the Laptev Sea (see map) and on the island of Muostakh.

One example of the changes documented in their research are the warming summers. While the temperatures during the period of investigation exceeded zero degrees Celsius on an average of 110 days per year, the scientists counted a total of 127 days in the years 2010 and 2011. The following year, 2012, the number of days with temperatures above freezing increased to 134.

This increase in temperature is not without consequences. Whereas a thick layer of sea ice used to protect the frozen soil almost all year round, it now recedes in this part of the Arctic for increasing periods of time during the summer months. The number of summer days on which the sea ice in the southern Laptew Sea vanishes completely grows steadily.

“During the past two decades, there were, on average, fewer than 80 ice-free days in this region per year. During the past three years, however, we counted 96 ice-free days on average. Thus, the waves can nibble at the permafrost coasts for approximately two more weeks each year,” explains AWI permafrost researcher Paul Overduin.

The waves dig deep recesses into the base of the high coasts. The result: The undermined slopes break off bit by bit. During the past 40 years, the coastal areas surveyed retreated on average 2.2 meters per year. “During the past four years, this value has increased at least 1.6 times, in certain instances up to 2.4 times to reach 5.3 meters per year,” says Paul Overduin.

For the little island of Muostakh east of the harbour town of Tiksi, this may well mean extinction.

“In fewer than one hundred years, the island will break up into several sections, and then it will disappear quickly,” predicts Frank Gunther. On its northern tip, the island shows fluctuating annual erosion rates between 10 and 20 meters per year, and it has already lost 24 per cent of its area in the past 60 years.

Because the subsurface here consists of more than 80 per cent of ice that has formed within the soil, and since the ice is gradually melting, the island’s surface collapses as well. The scientists speak of a 34 per cent loss in volume.

“If one bears in mind that it took tens of thousands of years for the island to form through sedimentary deposition, then its disintegration is proceeding at a very rapid pace,” says Paul Overduin.

In addition, long-term studies conducted by AWI scientists show the impact of coastal erosion for the sea as well. Depending on the kind of erosion and the particular structure of the coast, between 88 and 800 tons of plant-, animal, and microorganism-based carbon are currently washed into the sea per year and kilometer of coastline – these are materials that had been sealed in the permafrost thus far.

With regard to the Laptev Sea, this translates into approximately one eighth of the organic carbon that is transported by the Lena River annually – and the Lena is a river that encompasses a drainage basin the size of the Mediterranean.

“We can, however, assume larger quantities if this accelerating coastal erosion we currently observe continues,” the scientists write in their subject-specific paper for the Biogeosciences special volume: “Interactions between the land and sea in the Lena Delta Region.” Once in the water, carbon may turn into carbon dioxide and, as a result, contribute to the acidification of the oceans: the composition of our oceans becomes less alkaline.

These studies were conducted as part of the PROGRESS project which is funded by the Federal Ministry of Education and Research.

F. Gunther, P. P. Overduin, A. V. Sandakov, G. Grosse and M. N. Grigoriev: Short- and long-term thermo-erosion of ice-rich permafrost coasts in the Laptev Sea region Biogeosciences, 10, 4297-4318 , 2013, doi:10.5194/bg-10-4297-2013 (Link to the special edition “Interactions between the land and sea in the Lena Delta Region”)

F. Gunther, P. P. Overduin, A. Baranskaya, T. Opel and M. N. Grigoriev: Observing Muostakh Island disappear: erosion of a ground-ice-rich coast in response to summer warming and sea ice reduction on the East Siberian shelf, The Cryosphere Discuss., 7, 4101-4176 , 2013, doi:10.5194/tcd-7-4101-2013

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:30 | 4918629 Save_America1st
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not sure if you're being sarcastic or not...but HAARP signal strength has increased since the weekend over S. and N. Carolina to it's highest readings.  And as the storm strengthens some it seems it will follow a path directly towards the center of the strongest concentration of HAARP signals.  If anything, it's interesting, because if you frequently check the link below it will show that HAARP strenght is always centered around the areas of the nation where storms are strongest.  Especially in the midwest "tornado alley" areas.  It's almost always strong in the states where they will have tornado outbreaks during the summer time.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:38 | 4918671 Flakmeister
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Too funny....

Now that must be a fine collection of whackadoos running that site....

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:45 | 4918701 Colonel Klink
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You're but one of the whackadoos which infest ZH.  Happily a number of them are acutally humorous in their sarcasm.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:00 | 4918770 Flakmeister
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Your avatar is perfect for you, a blustering nitwit...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:05 | 4918786 Jack Sheet
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now now, ladies and gentleman, no need to become abusive.... study some chess openings, it will cultivate your higher consciousness.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:25 | 4918856 Flakmeister
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Klinkie wouldn;t know a Ruy Lopez from a Sicilian if either of them fucked him in the ass...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:36 | 4918897 Colonel Klink
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Well no one is fucking me in the ass so I'm ok with not knowing the difference.  Apparently you learn from being fucking in the ass.  So tell me, who's Ruy Lopez?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:37 | 4918906 Flakmeister
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Point made...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:47 | 4918933 Colonel Klink
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Well apparently you DON'T learn from being fucked in the ass because you still can't tell me.

Since I learn through experience, reading, and verbally.  I took it upon myself to google it.  I didn't realize the move had a formal name as I'm not "studied" in chess but play it rather well.  That's a common opening move I make too.  I wasn't aware I was copying a well known move.  I discovered its tactic through my own experience.  I'm also aware of the 5 move checkmate, though I don't know if it has a name either.  Thanks for adding to my knowledge in chess.

Though I'm sure you're keenly aware of a dirty Lopez, Felchie!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:57 | 4918991 Colonel Klink
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Point made about what, that I don't know everything?  I unlike you, know I don't.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 08:51 | 4921011 Flakmeister
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The truth is that you know even less than you think you do...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 20:06 | 4927647 Colonel Klink
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One thing I'm possitive of, you're a cunt.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:02 | 4919010 Jack Sheet
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The brother of Bogo Indian.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:19 | 4918798 Colonel Klink
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Coming from you I take that as a badge of honor.  Thanks!  Just remember the blustering nitwit was a jew.  Irony has it's humor.

Yours too, the crest of Felching on your shield.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:05 | 4918792 seek
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HAARP is offline, there's no signals being radiated from the facility and there haven't been for a while.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:14 | 4918814 Colonel Klink
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Not from what I've read.  DARPA is still using the site.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:10 | 4919039 detached.amusement
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cmon, cant you just believe it when they say? 


sure sure, and mkultra was shut down too...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:25 | 4919259 Dublinmick
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Global five eyes has shut down also and now plans to champion the magna carta and the US consititution

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:34 | 4918649 Proofreder
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Well, that didn't take long ...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:27 | 4918607 Seasmoke
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Super storm Sandy. Was the best thing to ever happen to Chris Christie. 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:28 | 4918620 SilverIsKing
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Wrong.  Best thing to ever happen to Chris Christie is Krispy Kreme.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:06 | 4919539 dvfco
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Bullshit - it was the best thing to ever happen to Obama.  He got the hug from the fat fuck that will ever condemn him in the eyes of true Republicans as being the big fat Judas.  Between that and that fat thug of a reporter, Candy Consumer, correcting Romney during the last debate, I think it caused the tide to turn against Romney.

Throw in the GW Bridge gig, and I think Christie should be let out in the pines of NJ during hunting season, or tied to a wheel in Atlantic City and give everyone a spin.

He came just short of giving Obama a reach-around when he came to N.J. - We have a Democratic Governer (and Bloomberg is essentially a Democrat) in NY, and you didn't see either of them kissing Obama's ass.  Now Christie knows what it tastes like.

Get too close to Obama and your going down.  Neither Christe nor H. Clinton are going anywhere in '16.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:29 | 4918617 Dr. Venkman
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ruining the weekend? hardly.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:30 | 4918628 Momauguin Joe
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Proof that GOD exists: Jamie Dimon has throat cancer. God's Work, itz.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:39 | 4918675 thunderchief
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God needs a banker.
A really evil one..

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:44 | 4918695 Dr. Richard Head
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Someone has to decide who holds the CAO - Collateralized Angel Obligations - that were rehypothicated.  Halo derivatives need unwound too.  What a mess in the etheral plains, but Jamie had no other bag holder left in the world.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:33 | 4918633 Squid Viscous
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been tracking this for days, a non-event except for outer banks , and my offshore fishing trip from NJ,

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:37 | 4918668 gdiamond22
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Yea, I was pretty pissed I can't go offshore this weekend (out of OCMD) now I have to reside at Seacrets all weekend drinking with the sheeple.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:48 | 4918696 Squid Viscous
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not a bad fall-back, hope you got on the early season bite i heard it was pretty good in balt/poormans/washington canyons

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:28 | 4918871 gdiamond22
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It was on fire. 1st trip out we released 15 BFT. Mostly top-water caught on spinner which was crazy. Best day in years for sure.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:49 | 4918879 valley chick
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If it stays as a tropical storm it will be just nuisance but should be good for the burger flippers on Saturday in NC.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:34 | 4918647 Colonel Klink
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I hope it rolls right through the Hamptons and NYC, fucking up the whole 4th of July weekend for them.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:05 | 4918673 Squid Viscous
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lol... not this time, the hampsteins party of disgusting nouveau riche jooholes will be in full force...


Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:39 | 4918677 DoChenRollingBearing
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Even a tiny bit of justice is welcome...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:50 | 4918723 Platinum
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A massive heat wave afterwards would be a cherry on top. The natives are already getting restless.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:34 | 4918650 WillyGroper
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For any & all out there. I watched Sandy. You can see it being manipulated in real time. I have numerous screen shots of various storms/tornados.>>>>radar>>>>java radar loop

They manipulate upcoming storms.

It's moving faster folks.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:36 | 4918661 Proofreder
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And you, Sir

are #2 on the nutjob roster.

Great Job.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:55 | 4918751 irie1029
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I gotta ask who is number 1?  Does it begin with a P?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:26 | 4918862 Inthemix96
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Nope irie,

It starts with an I, and ends with a 6.

Same as it ever was.


Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:54 | 4918979 irie1029
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Actually I was thinking of the incoherent ignoramus Pelozi.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:29 | 4919444 WillyGroper
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That's the best you can do?

Have you ever spoken with a meteorologist? A meteorologist that confirmed it wasn't doppler.

Have you EVER seen what I'm talking about?

If not, you're talking out of your ass.

Prove me wrong or STFU.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:51 | 4918729 NOTaREALmerican
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Did you read about the fleet of liquid nitrogen planes they've got parked in New Mexico ready to go?    Pretty obvious when you put all the pieces together.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:54 | 4918983 irie1029
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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:34 | 4918654 Itchy and Scratchy
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When I was young we never had anything like this. Everyday was a perfect 70 degrees with a tropical breeze and only rained when you went to bed. No houses had windows 'cause we didn't need them! We had sunshine, blue skies & partly cloudy days always. We never even had night time. You could just use your dimmer switch when you wanted night & snow hadn't even been created from carbon monoxide from car exhaust yet.  Birds didn't migrate 'cause they didn't have to! Climate scientists cud hardly find work! True story!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:48 | 4918711 Obamanism
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Itchy and Scratchy, I hope you have copy righted that , as the IPCC, Climate Scientist and ecomentalist will be quoting it in their scientific papers.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:58 | 4918743 Itchy and Scratchy
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For reference my climate change paper title: 'The Pre-'W' daze! The time that the unicorns disappeared!'

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:56 | 4919513 dvfco
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Yeah, my review of American History shows our ancestors didn't even need to put roofs to their houses until the Industrial Revolution -- and they could build with straw, before moving up to wood, then brick -- as these climate murders were let loose on the earth.

Yes, the raised our standard of living by, like 1000X, but look at all the rest of what they caused.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:43 | 4918691 Bemused Observer
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Now that they've milked the last drops from winter, they've locked in the summer excuses, and nice and early in the season too!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:44 | 4918694 FeralSerf
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I hope we don't get a recurrence of the event that accompanied Hurricane Erin.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:44 | 4918699 NOTaREALmerican
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Oh good,  a Global Warming thread to fight over...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:48 | 4918702 Itchy and Scratchy
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If we only sent our nobel pal Al Gore another $750m this would've never happened!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:46 | 4918707 Itchy and Scratchy
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An obvious and tragic results of excessive cow flatulence!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:50 | 4918727 Schmuck Raker
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Yellen's speech to IMF today?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:49 | 4918720 Schmuck Raker
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I'm partial to Wundermaptm :

(enable "tropical" from right side menu).

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:50 | 4918728 Obamanism
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The strenght of the Hurrican Cat 6,7.8.5......... will be blamed for the predicted and adjusted fall in Q3 GDP figures

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:58 | 4918759 davidalan1
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This just in:  The gay pride whopper will save GDP...I shit you not. When will it end.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 14:59 | 4918768 Itchy and Scratchy
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Don't ask for extra special sauce!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:02 | 4918783 davidalan1
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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:08 | 4918800 Itchy and Scratchy
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No Filet 'o Fish for the Lezbos?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:35 | 4918896 RevRex
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"Don't ask for special sauce"......


How does that not have 100 up arrows by now?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:19 | 4918827 Obamanism
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So they will have to change their slogan "Would you rather have a KING or a Clown" to "Would you rather have a Queen or a Clown"

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:50 | 4919494 dvfco
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Why did you have to use the terms 'shit' and 'end' in your gay pride story?  

It sounds a bit like US Goaltender Howard's interview when he said, "That's my job, that's what I signed up to do, stick my face in front of balls and get in the way."  

Maybe I'm overthinking this...?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:24 | 4918847 papaswamp
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Intensity model plot for you nerds...

Model tracks:

Look out Greenland!!!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:46 | 4919482 dvfco
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How many supercomputers and climate modelers is it possible for our government to underwrite?

It looks like there are 19 models on that chart.

Maybe they should combine all the models and call it the Forecaster of Unified Climate Knowledge - Obama Version 1 - and simplify it to ... yes, sorry ... FUCK OBAMA VER. 1.0.

And, remember, never trust the first version of any hardware or software.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:29 | 4918872 RevRex
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I hope my garden stands up, I am coming into peak production season. The pressure canner has been pumping for two weeks on taters. Just getting ready for sweetcorn and maters......mmmmmmm......maters

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:40 | 4918916 Oldrepublic
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some might call it an ill omen!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:45 | 4918940 Shizzmoney
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I'll be in Vegas.  I hope the hurricane washes all of the statist assholes in DC and NYC.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:48 | 4919151 Jackagain
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 06:38 | 4920785 fredquimby
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Actually it's lower than the article says. It is currently 1082ft and still dropping. Check this graph out:

Tomorrow, it will most likely be on this list of 10 lowest ever levels sine 1934.

Electricity generation stops at 1050 so a while to go there yet.

They quietly didn't mention in the article that a load of water has been released since march to "spring flood" the rivers below it. Also check the surrounding reservoirs, they are massively up, so logical that mead is down?


Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:46 | 4918941 Shizzmoney
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Just the hurricane the financial MSM needs to blame a poor Q2 on.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:45 | 4918942 thismarketisrigged
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damn, all this bad weather during the july 4th weekend, all the less people now buying food at restuaraunts, going out, etc,  now gdp is going to stink for the 3rd quarter.


if only we did not get this storm coming for the east coast, just imagine how well gdp would be for qtr 3

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 15:47 | 4918949 Duc888
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Pay no attention to the CAT 4 storm off of NY / NJ the day of 911.  Funny how it stopped dead in it's tracks and hooked a sharp right turn.  Never before seen.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:23 | 4919078 Itchy and Scratchy
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I don't git it???? Didn't we give our pal Al Gore almost US$1b free (tax payer borrowed) dollars to stop climate from changing?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:41 | 4919123 redvetttes
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lets slam that fucker right into wall street

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:09 | 4919187 Atomizer
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Bottle rockets, Roman cannons, sparklers and fire crackers tilted future quarterly expectations.  

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 17:09 | 4919204 huggy_in_london
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Standby ... ready the revisions to GDP and set the "we blame the weather" quotes to defcon 1....

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:33 | 4919453 Atomizer
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Not a cloud in the sky. High surf advisory bulletin in Charleston. Tropical storm advisory in Myrtle Beach. Feel sorry for the muppets who rented the two oceanfront properties for the holiday weekend. 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:38 | 4919463 dvfco
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U.S.A.F.  / N.O.A.A. / N.S.A. Joint Spokesperson

"But we told you we were shutting down HAARP.  Don't try to pin this one on us."



"Have you actually shut it down yet?"


U.S.A.F.  / N.O.A.A. / N.S.A. Joint Spokesperson

"Uhmmmmm, no.  We have requested, but not received funding for the shutdown as of yet."



"So, it is still operational and in use?"


U.S.A.F.  / N.O.A.A. / N.S.A. Joint Spokesperson

"I'm sorry, I've been told that is Top Secret as are the answers to any other questions you might consider asking.  In fact, strike my earlier answers and replace them with 'no comment.'  Thank you.   By the way, you see that Muslim video on You Tube?"


"Thank you for giving me this interview." -----  Takes .38 Special from holster, pulls back hammer, places in own mouth, pulls trigger.

End of Interview
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