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Well, it could be worse....and soon will be.
Yes, I'm afraid we still have 2 1/2 years to go, not that it'll get better after that either.
....If there were an "Alfred E. Neuman Award". Obamba would have won it every year since being elected POTUS.
Would a Nobel Peace Prize suffice?
Mission accomplished!
The American voter is the winner of the Gen. Tommy Franks "dumbest fucking guy on the planet" award.
Tommy Franks, smartest guy ever. there is no record of him ever living his life in Texas. He is an Israeli brought forth to lead the goy. People in Texas say they have never heard iof him.
Obama is fighting a 50 year old class war using 50 year old economic paradigms. He REALLY thinks the US is still the "greatest nation on Earth" like GWB did, and that means, in his mind, "endless piggy bank to buy votes forever". He has NO idea this shit was over with a minimum of a decade ago, probably more like two.
It ain't working and slowly, ever so slowly, a few here and there are starting to suspect that just because you win an entitement "promise" from well-paid politicians, it doesn't mean it's going to pay off for you when you need it most. They're "guaranteeing" future benefits to themselves from a long-bankrupt Treasury. Throw whatever you want on top- Obamacare, SS entitlements, Medicare, Medicaid.... it makes not a lick of difference at this point. Whether it's scaled back by statute or inflation, it will be scaled back. The salad days are over.
People in Texas have never heard of me either. In addition, no one has ever seen Tommy Franks and me together. Just one more thing that makes you go, "hmmmmm".
Acomplishment missed.
My Mom would smack the living shit out of Fuckbama if he did that to her furniture....
Obama simply is a cunt. Period. No matter what.
Same thing.
PUPPET DICTATOR
http://zionismsucks.com/2014/06/12/zio-puppet/
You know, really. Barry Soetoro... er,... Harry Bounel...er,... Soebarack... er,... Bara...whatever his real name is these days:
This guy is now about as popular as an unprotected HIV-positive porn star.
Please don't insult Cameron Bay like that!
Fun fact about teflon presidencies, you can silence the media reports (Slick Willie), but sooner or later (Nixon) the fun comes out to play.
On another note, it's funny how the US libertarian and alt-media is giving Russian/Eurasian oligarchs a free pass for all the same dirty plays for assets they gave shit to US contractors for in Iraq/Afganistan/Vietnam/Japan etc etc. I wonder what sort of money trail exists between Sochi and Merkel's donor list ? does it matter anymore ? Would it make a difference at this stage ?
Kind of makes me feel warm & fuzzy inside. Or that could be the 6 martini's.
At least with a white male president, the media would be crawling up his ass every day, not pretending not to notice the crimes and usurpation that a woman or minority would get away with.
Even the Fourth Estate needs plausible deniability.
And your next president is.....
Forgive the coarse language, but the following is who Hillary REALLY is. These quotes are all documented. If you think you might be offended then .. READ NO MORE STOP HERE And people wonder why she would not make a good president..? EIGHT QUOTES FROM 8 DIFFERENT BOOKS Her actual words: (1)"Where is the Godamn flag..? I want the Godamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise...!!" From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244; Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991.
(2)
“Fuck off !!! It's enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day! I'm not going to talk to you, too!! Just do your Godamn job and keep your mouth shut...!!!" From the book "America Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90; Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good Morning."
"If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags!" From the book "The First Partner" p. 259; Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.(3)
(4)
"Stay the Fuck back... Stay the Fuck back away from me !!! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else !!! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!?" From the book "Unlimited Access" by Clinton ’s FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p. 139; Hillary is screaming at her Secret Service detail.
(5) "Where's the miserable cock sucker?" (otherwise known as “Bill Clinton”) From the book "The Truth about Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5; Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer.
(6) "You fucking idiot !!!!" From the book, "Crossfire," p. 84; Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.
(7)"Put this plane on the ground... I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those fucking sunglasses... We need to go back !!! ! From the book " Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72; Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.
(8)"Come on Bill, put your dick away! You can't Fuck her here!! " From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243; Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female. * * * * *
This ill-tempered, violent, loud-mouth, hateful and abusive woman wants to be your next President, and have total control as Commander and Chief of our Military, the very Military for which she has shown incredible disdain throughout her public life. Remember her most vile comment about Benghazi : “What difference at this point does it make ?????”
...........
Japanese politician crying hysterically
http://youtu.be/t3pZMA5275M?t=1m10s
The politician Ryutaro Nonomura was questioned by reporters in a press conference held Tuesday over his misuse of 3 million yen (£17,000) in expenses.
I think their politicians still have a broad understanding of the idea of 'shame'.
Yes, while no politicians on earth understand consequences.
idea of 'shame' ???
what about Fukushima
To big disaster to shame ?
It never happened.
/sarc, if really needed.
Too big to shame
Rank Abbr. Meaning **** TBTS The Brain Tumor Society *** TBTS Très Basse Tension de Sécurité (French) ** TBTS Thunderbird Twinspark ** TBTS Texas Born Texas Strong (website) * TBTS Too Big to Succeed * TBTS Taken by the Silence (band) * TBTS Texas Ballet Theater School (Dallas, TX) * TBTS Target Bearing Transmitter (ship torpedo system) * TBTS Tokyo Baptist Theological Seminary (Tokyo, Japan) * TBTS Too Bad, Too Sad'some of' their politicians etc etc. fixed it.
Hey Capn, ya think we could get some of their politicians to come teach our politicians how to properly fall on a sword?
Prior to entering politics, Ryutaro was a professional soccer player, where he honed his acting chops
ROR
Please. All by design.
How I long for a Republican president.
He'll turn the USA around fer sure, and make America respected around the world again.
I saw what you did there...
If all the Repubs put up is another neocon you may as well vote democrat cause there's little difference.
You can count on it, you saw what Barbor did to McDaniel in Miss.
There's another fucker on my bucket list.
I think you meant to add to your basket not bucket list. A basket was used to catch the heads at a guillotine. You will need a big one for Haley Barbour's fat head.
I'll take curtain no. 3 thanks.
Why would I bother voting at all?
Shades of the "dime store democrats" and Modern Republicanism "New Deal-lite". Yu betcha umhuh!
Its all the repubs fault. So says my libtard brother-in-law.
... and my ex. It was more of a fashion judgment. "But they look like Republicans!"
I asked, "would I look sexier if I dressed like Bawney Fwank?"
Papers were drafted shortly thereafter.
I thought this was going to be about cancer. Teflon is more dangerous than agent orange. You can cook something in a telfon pan with a parakeet near it and it will die.
It takes somewhat longer to kill a goy however.
..Teflon is more dangerous than agent orange. You can cook something in a telfon pan with a parakeet near it and it will die.
Are you saying those .40 cal hollow points are teflon coated?
..seriously by the time teflon gets me something else will have been and gone.
The lawyers made out like bandits and a lot of people now cook in cast iron. You can't underestimate the stupidity of the masses.
You know what they say, things will stay this way gor awhile and then get worse.
After Nov.... impeachment
Not happening. Lookee what we got:
July 4, Labor Day, Halloween, Veterans Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas... holiday shopping supply chain nightmares as stock piles up. It'll be a fun Fall.
Yes get Biden in there and make it right! LOL
Very doubtful as he is not the queen's cousin, only the jesuit rep
One at a time, gotta start.
The Republicans are doing nothing and saying nothing about the border invasion. The only thing they are doing is stealing elections for the GOP-e RINOs and idiots in S Carolina voting for NeoCon amnesty shit Lindsey Graham. Idiots.
New boss, same as the old boss..
Obama the alleged constitutional lawyer has given himself the "kill list" power, even though the Constitution specifically prohibits bills of attainder. If Obama is using the Patriot Act as a justification to send drones out to kill civilians, then the Patriot Act itself is illegal, in violation of Article 1, Section 9 of the U.S. Constitution.
"The Constitution prohibits both the federal government from passing either bills of attainder or ex post facto laws. The Framers considered freedom from bills of attainder and ex post facto laws so important that these are the only two individual liberties that the original Constitution protects from both federal and state intrusion. In common law, bills of attainder were legislative acts that, without trial, condemned specifically designated persons or groups to death."
That pesky constitution keeps poping up. Maby congress should read it. The orriginal founding fathers had a rare blend of character and intellect that has been lacking for some time.
The Constitution is dead. Get over it. Go watch some TV and Hollywood like the other idiots who support this evil shit with their viewership. Conservatives think pro-amnesty, pro-gun control and NWO Fox News is any better. Idiots.
Basically as he 'fundamentally transforms Anerica", he issues a bills of attainder for all Americans
Obama read the Constitution wrong.
He thought it said bills of asstainder, and then got all excited.
And now for something completely different...
loli-sniper!
The Once and Future Magic Negro
Messiah and Chief
Grand Kenyon
The Hilldebeest gonna put it to bed.
RAYCISSS!
The next puppet has its work cut out untopping this version for worst puppet ever!
Although, The trend looks good. From top left to bottom right.
A pic of Reggie in a blue dress wouldn't matter at this point. The rest of us not on this fun ride to hell can only sit back and watch.
This is so true...............
great post Tyler..............
Not much sticks to a guillotine either.
the crazy part is, in a best case scenario, hes been totally co-opted by the deep state.
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What, me worry?
TPTB will will pick someone who will make everything right in 2016.
Obama is WallStreetPro?