The "Teflon Tyrant" (In 1 Cartoon)

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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:48 | 4919490 Cognitive Dissonance
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Well, it could be worse....and soon will be.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:51 | 4919499 PRO.223
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Yes, I'm afraid we still have 2 1/2 years to go, not that it'll get better after that either.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:59 | 4919519 y3maxx
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....If there were an "Alfred E. Neuman Award". Obamba would have won it every year since being elected POTUS.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:08 | 4919552 TeamDepends
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Would a Nobel Peace Prize suffice?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:13 | 4919565 john39
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Mission accomplished!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 21:03 | 4919869 Anusocracy
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The American voter is the winner of the Gen. Tommy Franks "dumbest fucking guy on the planet" award.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 21:37 | 4919952 Dublinmick
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Tommy Franks, smartest guy ever. there is no record of him ever living his life in Texas. He is an Israeli brought forth to lead the goy. People in Texas say they have never heard iof him.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 23:49 | 4920310 NoDebt
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Obama is fighting a 50 year old class war using 50 year old economic paradigms.  He REALLY thinks the US is still the "greatest nation on Earth" like GWB did, and that means, in his mind, "endless piggy bank to buy votes forever".   He has NO idea this shit was over with a minimum of  a decade ago, probably more like two.  

It ain't working and slowly, ever so slowly, a few here and there are starting to suspect that just because you win an entitement "promise" from well-paid politicians, it doesn't mean it's going to pay off for you when you need it most.  They're "guaranteeing" future benefits to themselves from a long-bankrupt Treasury.  Throw whatever you want on top- Obamacare,  SS entitlements, Medicare, Medicaid.... it makes not a lick of difference at this point.  Whether it's scaled back by statute or inflation, it will be scaled back.  The salad days are over.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 23:52 | 4920319 Manic by Proxy
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People in Texas have never heard of me either. In addition, no one has ever seen Tommy Franks and me together. Just one more thing that makes you go, "hmmmmm".

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 21:55 | 4920019 holgerdanske
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Acomplishment missed.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 05:39 | 4920727 Truthseeker2
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 06:30 | 4920782 BeetleBailey
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My Mom would smack the living shit out of Fuckbama if he did that to her furniture....

Obama simply is a cunt. Period. No matter what.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 21:46 | 4919996 TheReplacement
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Same thing.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 00:06 | 4920344 Hugh G Rection
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:12 | 4919553 El Oregonian
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You know, really. Barry Soetoro... er,... Harry Bounel...er,... Soebarack... er,... Bara...whatever his real name is these days:

This guy is now about as popular as an unprotected HIV-positive porn star.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:15 | 4919573 ozzzo
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Please don't insult Cameron Bay like that!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:17 | 4919578 aVileRat
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Fun fact about teflon presidencies, you can silence the media reports (Slick Willie), but sooner or later (Nixon) the fun comes out to play.

On another note, it's funny how the US libertarian and alt-media is giving Russian/Eurasian oligarchs a free pass for all the same dirty plays for assets they gave shit to US contractors for in Iraq/Afganistan/Vietnam/Japan etc etc. I wonder what sort of money trail exists between Sochi and Merkel's donor list ? does it matter anymore ? Would it make a difference at this stage ?

Kind of makes me feel warm & fuzzy inside. Or that could be the 6 martini's.

 

 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:31 | 4919613 duo
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At least with a white male president, the media would be crawling up his ass every day, not pretending not to notice the crimes and usurpation that a woman or minority would get away with.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 20:04 | 4919693 Cognitive Dissonance
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Even the Fourth Estate needs plausible deniability.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:51 | 4922343 drendebe10
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And your next president is.....

 

Forgive the coarse language, but the following is who Hillary REALLY is.         These quotes are all documented.   If you think you might be offended then ..  READ NO  MORE         STOP HERE     And people wonder why she would not make a good president..?      EIGHT QUOTES FROM 8 DIFFERENT BOOKS   Her actual words:   (1)
"Where is the Godamn flag..?  I want the Godamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise...!!"   From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244; Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991.
                                          
  (2)
“Fuck off !!! It's enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day! I'm not going to talk to you, too!! Just do your Godamn job and keep your mouth shut...!!!"   From the book "America Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90; Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good Morning."

                                             
(3)

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags!" From the book "The First Partner" p. 259; Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.
                                    
 
  (4)
"Stay the Fuck back... Stay the Fuck back away from me !!!  Don't come within ten yards of me, or else !!!  Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!?"   From the book "Unlimited Access" by Clinton ’s FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p. 139; Hillary is screaming at her Secret Service detail.

                                     

  (5) "Where's the miserable cock sucker?" (otherwise known as “Bill Clinton”) From the book "The Truth about Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5; Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer.

                                

    (6) "You fucking idiot !!!!" From the book, "Crossfire," p. 84; Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.

                                  

(7)
"Put this plane on the ground... I left my sunglasses in the limo.  I need those fucking sunglasses...  We need to go back !!! ! From the book " Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72; Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.

                                    

  (8)
"Come on Bill, put your dick away!  You can't Fuck her here!! "   From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243; Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female.   * * * * *
                     
This ill-tempered, violent, loud-mouth, hateful and abusive woman wants to be your next President, and have total control as Commander and Chief of our Military, the very Military for which she has shown incredible disdain throughout her public life.   Remember her most vile comment about Benghazi : “What difference at this point does it make ?????”
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:50 | 4919491 max2205
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...........

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:51 | 4919498 news printer
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Japanese politician crying hysterically

http://youtu.be/t3pZMA5275M?t=1m10s

The politician Ryutaro Nonomura was questioned by reporters in a press conference held Tuesday over his misuse of 3 million yen (£17,000) in expenses.

 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:59 | 4919520 CapnJackDaniel
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I think their politicians still have a broad understanding of the idea of 'shame'. 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:02 | 4919527 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, while no politicians on earth understand consequences.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:05 | 4919536 news printer
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idea of 'shame' ???

what about Fukushima

To big disaster to shame ?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:08 | 4919546 Skateboarder
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It never happened.

/sarc, if really needed.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:14 | 4919569 news printer
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Too big to shame

 

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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 20:44 | 4919813 CapnJackDaniel
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'some of' their politicians etc etc. fixed it. 

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 01:25 | 4920462 boattrash
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Hey Capn, ya think we could get some of their politicians to come teach our politicians how to properly fall on a sword?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:03 | 4919528 cameldojo
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Prior to entering politics, Ryutaro was a professional soccer player, where he honed his acting chops

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:05 | 4919538 McMolotov
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ROR

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:16 | 4919576 LICA
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Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:52 | 4919501 LawsofPhysics
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Please.  All by design.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:21 | 4919591 August
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How I long for a Republican president. 

He'll turn the USA around fer sure, and make America respected around the world again.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 20:03 | 4919691 actionjacksonbrownie
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I saw what you did there...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4919715 Harbanger
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If all the Repubs put up is another neocon you may as well vote democrat cause there's little difference.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 21:44 | 4919988 nmewn
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You can count on it, you saw what Barbor did to McDaniel in Miss.

There's another fucker on my bucket list.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 00:13 | 4920355 Freddie
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I think you meant to add to your basket not bucket list.  A basket was used to catch the heads at a guillotine.  You will need a big one for Haley Barbour's fat head.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 12:25 | 4921806 xtop23
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I'll take curtain no. 3 thanks.

Why would I bother voting at all?

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 21:45 | 4919991 chewinmule
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Shades of the "dime store democrats" and Modern Republicanism "New Deal-lite". Yu betcha umhuh!

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:55 | 4919511 brown_hornet
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Its all the repubs fault. So says my libtard brother-in-law.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:06 | 4919543 CunnyFunt
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... and my ex. It was more of a fashion judgment.  "But they look like Republicans!"

I asked, "would I look sexier if I dressed like Bawney Fwank?"

Papers were drafted shortly thereafter. 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:57 | 4919515 Dublinmick
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I thought this was going to be about cancer. Teflon is more dangerous than agent orange. You can cook something in a telfon pan with a parakeet near it and it will die.

It takes somewhat longer to kill a goy however.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:28 | 4919608 PoliticalRefuge...
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  ..Teflon is more dangerous than agent orange. You can cook something in a telfon pan with a parakeet near it and it will die.

Are you saying those .40 cal hollow points are teflon coated?

..seriously by the time teflon gets me something else will have been and gone.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 09:27 | 4921107 USGrant
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The lawyers made out like bandits and a lot of people now cook in cast iron. You can't underestimate the stupidity of the masses.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:58 | 4919516 Dublinmick
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You know what they say, things will stay this way gor awhile and then get worse.

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:17 | 4919580 esum
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After Nov.... impeachment

 

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 19:22 | 4919596 Skateboarder
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Not happening. Lookee what we got:

July 4, Labor Day, Halloween, Veterans Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas... holiday shopping supply chain nightmares as stock piles up. It'll be a fun Fall.

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