• GoldCore
    07/30/2014 - 18:58
    “But long term...and economic law says, if you keep printing a lot of paper money, the value of the dollar and currency will go down, and things and most prices will go up and indeed gold always goes...

Dow Breaches 17,000 As VIX Plunges To New Feb 2007 Lows

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Stocks ignored yesterday';s spike lower in VIX but didn't today. VIX closed at 10.3 - its lowest close since Feb 2007. Stocks initially dropped on the 'good news is bad news' payrolls report but thanks to ECB jawboning the EUR down (USD up), USDJPY went on a stop-run and blew back through 102 providing just the ignition to get stocks going. Bonds sold off on the jobs print but rallied back all day to close only 2bps higher in yield. The USD rose over 0.4% - its best day in 2 months. Gold, silver, and copper rose after the jobs data. Stocks rallied ~0.4% from the payrolls print and closed with a 'standard' melt-up buying panic into the long-weekend.

 

Stocks rallied ~0.4% from the payrolls print (after an initial drop)

 

and the Russell went totally dead after Europe closed...

 

USDJPY started it but didn't finish...

 

But VIX was large and in charge as it tumbles back to a 10-handle

 

But bonds didn't buy it at all...

 

FX markets were very noisy - the Riksbank surprised with bigger-than-expected rate cut (and SEK dumped) and then Draghi and US jobs sent EUR lower and USD higher (closing +0.55%!)

 

Gold and silver slipped into the print then were jammed lower and rallied for the rest of the day. Copper continues to surge in CCFD unwinds...

 

 

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Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:08 | 4921956 tom a taxpayer
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Music for DOW 17,000

 

Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a Jupiter and Mars

In other words, Fed, hold my hand
In other words, baby , kiss me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPbwXUq9vM

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Once I get you up there

Where the air is rarefied

We'll just glide

Starry-eyed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLC5AGGHLz0

Frank Sinatra, Chairman of the Board

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Party like it's 1929

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SHfyxs2SPI

Loose Bruce

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:13 | 4921983 Pooper Popper
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Im thinking more like Five Finger Death Punch!

Burn Motherfucker Burn,

Burn motherfucker Burn!

Their last album was the shit!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:18 | 4921997 Headbanger
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Single digit VIX will release the Kraken!

 

There's nothing left for the Wall Street scum balls to get out of this """market""" now and they know it.

Expect to see Wall Street become a ghost town soon as all the rats won't come back from vaction.

 

And they've fucked the market for the next 30 years at least!

 

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:29 | 4922039 TeamDepends
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Wouldn't they just love to knee-cap Americans on July Fourth?  So sorry, there's been a glitch/hack, come back Monday.  Then Monday, so sorry- bank holiday!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:54 | 4922143 Quus Ant
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Let it go to the moon.  I hope it does.  Parabolic.  Let every capitalist, socialist, libertarian, conservative, liberal, religious, atheist, fascist, utopian, distopian, nihilist dream come true.  Then maybe we can put this culture to bed and see what greets us in the morning.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 17:44 | 4922942 disabledvet
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I was thinking "Cousin Brucie" and Elvis actually cuz this market is all about the rock and roll.

Small caps still sucking wind all year which makes for an intriguing short term "poke" as the market might be regrouping here for a major move higher. It would be inflationary as the Fed is no longer squeamish about being openly "dual mandate." That adds risk to the debt market...on the other hand it adds reason to the small cap space as an inflation hedge.

Just talking off the top of my head so far.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:16 | 4922001 junction
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Lyrics to Remember My Forgotten Job (Modification of song "Remember My Forgotten Man")

 

I don't know if I deserve a bit of sympathy

Forget your sympathy, that's all right with me

I was satisfied to drift along from day to day

Till they came and took my job away

Remember my forgotten job

You put a rifle in my hand

You sent me far away

You shouted: "Hip-hooray!"

But look at me today

Remember my forgotten job

You had me cultivate the land

I walked behind the plow

The sweat fell from my brow

But look at me right now

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:36 | 4922068 Keltner Channel Surf
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That Sinatra suggestion sure beats my nightmare:  

Yellen crooning Morrissey's "The More You Ignore Me, the Dove-ier I Get", a freshly-picked gladioli bouquet clenched between her teeth . . .

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:10 | 4921963 Pooper Popper
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Good thing its close to the 4th,,,,

I think my Fucking head is going to explode!

When will this BULLSHIT end????????????????

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:13 | 4921975 CPL
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Just takes a big storm.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:31 | 4922286 DeadFred
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No better time than the 4th for a false flag (or maybe even a real) attack. Any bets on where it will happen? I have dibs on ChiTown.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:14 | 4921987 NOTaREALmerican
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It "ends" when somebody big doesn't get paid.  

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:10 | 4921966 CPL
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Gold and silver slipped into the print then were jammed lower and rallied for the rest of the day. Copper continues to surge in CCFD unwinds...

Not good news...stay off the coast line.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:10 | 4921972 PlusTic
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the vix and selling anything are the new buggywhips...

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:12 | 4921981 NOTaREALmerican
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Ahhhh,   VIXxxxx.    I love VIX.  

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:15 | 4921995 fonzannoon
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i'm a little disappointed that we are still waiting for Nasdaq 5k but it looks like that will be our labor day weekend gift

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:27 | 4922034 thismarketisrigged
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that long fonz, labor day?

 

all we need is a couple of 50 plus days which happens reguarly now, and since we know the nasdaq or any index can not finish red, all other days we may see only 15-20 pt gains, but it all adds up.

 

id say first week of august, but labor day at latest as u said

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:17 | 4922006 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Even on the shortened trading day, they had to pump the close

Happy 4th to the believers of the greatest con in mankind's history

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:20 | 4922015 fonzannoon
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thanks!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:20 | 4922013 orangegeek
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always good to listen to MSM in prep for doing the opposite

 

http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/3656882115001/us-job-growth-tops-views-in...

 

this bullshit is incredible - GDP miss was a blip according to these fluff girls

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:28 | 4922040 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Who needs hard cold facts when hope, fantasy, denial and sleight of hand can make the world fabulously wealthy and have each of us looking like Brad Pitt with a foot long shlong?

 

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:45 | 4922097 IANAE
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POTUS not once but twice cited jobs stats that are the highest "since 1999"... wonder if he'll have a presser and state largest drop in equities since FOREVER when the time comes.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:27 | 4922035 mogul rider
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markets have been up for 5 years

zero hedge been short  for 5 years

 

9 people commenting here

 

makes sense why

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:31 | 4922048 razorthin
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May you be margined long to the gills and wearing cement shoes when...

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 17:55 | 4922974 disabledvet
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"You're fired. Wall Street. Thank you have a nice day."

Just saying. The only way Dortmund in that world is to be on the long side as that's where the juicy "big money deals" reside. No surprise that the media is all on board this as they have a lot of deals they want to swing too.

It is amazing the market goes up "as if it can be just spoken higher" but these things have happened before (Netscape being a textbook example.)

Lots of ammo for a short squeeze here and the best place for a speculative blowoff top are the "little guys."

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:32 | 4922052 Pheonyte
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OK Cypher, keep enjoying the taste of that digital steak.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:28 | 4922036 EHM
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Absolute blowout winner

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:29 | 4922042 razorthin
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Yup.  Buy!, buy!, buy!, you fucking anmeisac idiots.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:38 | 4922073 Yen Cross
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     I'll go out on a limb here and say the markets are going to get "bitch slapped"next week before going into earnings.

  Ohh by the way, did all those GBP longs catch that services PMI miss last night? (75% of the U.K. eCONomy is services)

  Germany is cracking, and Draghi has chewed through all his fingernails, and is starting on his toenails... He looks like a fucking albino orangutan trying to find his banana during his press briefings.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:53 | 4922125 buzzsaw99
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bank earnings have been a hoot for the past half dozen quarters. i cringed all through 2006 and 2007 when they announced the squid's earnings because they were so bloated you just knew someone was getting screwed (all of us as it turns out). now i just marvel at how much blood they can all squeeze out of that (loan loss reserve) turnip and no-one seems to care.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:54 | 4922140 Squid Viscous
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how come bonds never seem to "buy it" but then stocks NEVER FUCKING GO DOWN??

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:02 | 4922176 Yen Cross
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  Third party intermediaries (caugh... caugh) Euroclear <> Belgium work wonders for laundering bond uptake and drawdowns.

  Here's what's going to happen folks. Invisible inflation(Fed. adjusted) Re; energy and commodity costs will drive people into desperation.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:04 | 4922184 OldPhart
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Dow at $17K!!  Time to party like it's 1929!!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:07 | 4922196 1stepcloser
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Hmm. like Captain Edward J. Smith telling the titanic's engine room to goto 110% of the titanic's reactor, We need more speed!  Just imagine it!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:14 | 4922221 BobTheSlob
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Scotty: "Captain, the engines cannae take much more of this,"

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:10 | 4922209 BobTheSlob
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MOAR COW BELL!!!!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:18 | 4922238 401K of Dooom
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Just wait!  Watch what happens when the FSA starts to march up north along I-95 and the Merritt Parkway.  All of those bedroom communities will become minature copies of Mogadishu, Somalia after that.  That is why I am getting my emergency Bug Out Service Systems consultency ready to make a lot of money.  Have you ever been to Westport Connecticut?  There are a lot of wealthy, famous people living there. 

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 18:22 | 4923050 The worst trader
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It won't matter,they all have bunkers in Vermont .

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 03:51 | 4924130 MeelionDollerBogus
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You greatly over-estimate the ability of lazy legs to carry 250-400 pound body-frames...

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:35 | 4922300 Yen Cross
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    I wonder when the "Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant" swift .gov takeover manual is going to hit AMZN (Amazon)?

  It's sure to be a "best seller."

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 14:53 | 4922348 Bemused Observer
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I just had a thought...has anyone been able to take any significant money OUT of the markets recently?

Not the big guys, I mean smaller investors. Like, if you needed to get a couple grand out for something, is it easy? Or do you run into walls of resistance, fees, wait times, someone talking you out of it, etc?

Because it occurred to me that it would be a lot easier to keep an inflated market up if you could block access to the fire doors.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 03:50 | 4924128 MeelionDollerBogus
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baaa-aaa-aaa humbug!

We can always trust the farmer to leave the gate open for us to graze.

He always makes sure we're safe!

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:19 | 4922437 TabakLover
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Bot SPY calls at Monday's open........  Holiday weeks never down.  Sold calls and puts at the close today......  got a feeling we are at the top of the first hill on the rollercaster.  

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 16:13 | 4922627 Mark123
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why does anyone still play the "markets"??

wall street used to be a place for a business to raise capital when they could not finance from their savings and the banks thought it too risky

now, it is just a casino masquerading as a market....and the casino has access to UNLIMITED credit - you can't play and win against someone with unlimited credit....they will just keep raising their bets until they take all your savings and then some.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 16:50 | 4922744 NoDecaf
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SEVENTEEN FUCKING THOUSAND!!!!

BREAK OUT THE BUBBLY!!

WE"RE ALL RICH!!!!!

 

WOOOooooOOOOoooooHOOOOooooooOOOOooooo

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 18:11 | 4923017 EndOfDayExit
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Easy money day. If employment comes out below expectations, it means more FED QE, hence stocks would be up. If it comes out above expectations, stock will be up because "recovery, bitchez"! :) It has become beyond pathetic.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 18:20 | 4923043 The worst trader
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When the POTUS is all in,the market will never go down.period end of subject. Um till he goes short?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 00:34 | 4923949 MeelionDollerBogus
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medium-term trend more than 2 weeks less than 1 year: 224.20 = HVU 1/9.9 x SPY

last 2 weeks: 218.5 = HVU 1/9.9 x SPY

projections on 218.5 curve:

spy=190, hvu = 3.99

spy=170, hvu = 12

spy=150, hvu = 41.43

HVU last closed 2.62/share (tsx)

Wouldn't want to miss the fireworks on this one. Even if one were to limit cost to just what you'd have for a not-too-insane option contract (vxx call, spy put, whatever), say, $400 or less, one could probably still get 140 HVU shares for the same price & they don't expire like options do.

 

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