Israel Defense Force Deletes "Nuclear Leak" Tweet; Blames Cyber Terrorism

Tyler Durden's picture

How to start World War 3? Step 1) Hack IDF Twitter account; Step 2) Tweet that Israel's secret nuclear facility has suffered a potential leak after shelling; Step 3) wait for US response... It appears (though for now has not been confirmed) that the Israel Defense Force's Twitter account was hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army who then tweeted "#WARNING: Possible nuclear leak in the region after 2 rockets hit Dimona nuclear facility" The Tweet was deleted soon after - not before all major newswires picked it up - and the report has been denied by the IDF. We can only imagine the market response to this tweet if US traders were not all out buying beers and burgers..


The original Tweet from @IDFSpokesperson


The Tweet was deleted minutes later after this image (of the Syrian Electronic Army) was tweeted...


and this...


But The IDF was quick to note it was not correct...

Israeli army is investigating how posting appeared on its official Twitter account saying there was risk of nuclear leak after rocket hit Dimona facility, military spokesman says on condition of anonymity in accordance with regulation.


Tweet was later deleted; army spokesman declines to comment on possibility the official account was hacked

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And then The IDF issues this statement:


Finally, this is how the SEA responded minutes ago:

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Impoverished Psychologist's picture

'Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks...'

Bonnie Tyler.

Deathrips's picture

Sounds like they just figured out Lagardes not a woman and Yahoos head exploded. I can dream... lug.



knukles's picture

What US response?
This US response:

We ah, it has um come to our attention via the  ah  um  robust incisiveness and professionalism of the  ah  intelligence agencies that ah  there is um  not really anything to ah  ah  to worry about  n  ah  we're confident that this can be contained by uh  the Israelis in a timely and uh  professional (cough) manner so as uh not to uh  cause any repercussions as uh there has been no uh    mm  mmmm (clears throat) um  damage of considerable nature.   We recommend that all remain calm and sort this out in a non divisive considered civil  unmannerly ....  


NotApplicable's picture

Can't even safeguard a fucking Twitter acct, but they're responsible enough to have nukes?

0b1knob's picture

Fukushima has had three reactors melted down and leaking for over two years now and the market couldn't care less.

fencejumper's picture

Speaking of Fukushima, I recall it was an Israeli company providing security at the time of the accident.

BigJim's picture

 Speaking of Fukushima, I recall it was an Israeli company providing security at the time of the accident.

Just another cohencidence, I'm sure.

Meanwhile, I've been hearing even more holocaust-related and anti-semite 'expose' news pieces on the BBC than usual. This often precedes egregious behaviour by Israel, I've noticed.

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Thanks for the reminder about the holocaust. I missed my weekly Hitler WWII documentary. Who did we say controls the media again?

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Lagarde is a sexless homunculus crafted in a laboratory from a mandrake root and george hamilton's soiled speedo.


As for this swerve, it is the second best Israeli twitter gaff with Bibi following persian pornography being the runaway winner.

CCanuck's picture

Another fucking keyboard, I have got to learn to not to drink and read your posts at the same time.

Dirtlump that is comedic gold....Hamilton's soiled speedo...fuck me that's funny.

Anyway fuck you dirtlump for not posting warning......your a keyboard hoser eh!

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Thanks and sorry. I'm lucky that in addition to a pair of eyes to see I have a warped sense about me. Right now life is like that party the night before you go into a war where there's even odds you'll die. We're not stopping it. We can prepare the best we can, have a few cheap laughs then when the shit hits the fan try to keep the wheels on and make it over the bridge.

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

The NSA person monitoring this did a double tap  when I was posting and now this whole the same cat walked by twice in the matrix thing just happened. Double post. Wet leather and a silver wig looks like shit. HAppy Calgary Stampede and blessed July 4th.

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Does the NSA still screen the internet for sentences like "Bomb the white house" 

konputa's picture

Apartheid in Gaza.

ebworthen's picture

Beer and hot dogs, damn beef is too expensive.

Deathrips's picture

Rents too damn high....or ...ummm...get real high and fuck for rent?

I forget.





NotApplicable's picture

You can still get a smoked baloney sandwich at the state fair for a $1.50 though.

Squid Viscous's picture

only if Lindsey Graham is there...

CCanuck's picture

I can get my baloney smoked for a buck fiddy...what state fair is that?

Lindsey Graham.....wait..what......I though it was Lindsey Lohan.....nevermind

McMolotov's picture

Hotdogs?! You know what they make those things out of? Lips and assholes!

FieldingMellish's picture

Should suit the boys from Wall Street perfectly. A taste they are well accustomed to.

JohnG's picture

Smashed assholes.  Great.  Never eat another one thanks for ruining it.  Smashed assholes.....

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Plenty of both over there.  Must be Kosher by definition, I guess.

IndianaJohn's picture

ebworthen, -- ya don't say!

The Abstraction of Justice's picture

I guess the people responsible for the Fukushima reactors are the same people who built the Israeli nuclear reactor. What comes around goes around, as they say.

CPL's picture

Israel never invested into a public radiation monitoring system so they'd never even know.  They have weapons coming out their nose...but no Disaster Recovery planning other than bunker tactics.

failure to perform's picture

This could get interesting. I expected fireworks for the holiday.

zerozulu's picture

I'll say thanks if they fight a nuclear war on tweeter.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Aren't these the uber-uber-uber spys?  

Is the Syrian Electronic Army the same as the Electronic Army of Syria?

knukles's picture

I forgot which, but one of 'ems got a hell of a good marching Kazoo Band

potato's picture

Companies, gov agencies, et cetera, having Twitter accounts is the stupidest thing ever. One person, probably an intern, writes as the face of the organization.

At least have a built-in delay requiring confirmation from two officials (a là the two-key nuclear launch sequence, where one key is farther away than one human can reach).

HeavydutyMexicanOfTheNorthernKingdom's picture

The fact that the powers that be all have facebook and twitter accounts make me think both of those companies are data mining ventures funded by Pancho Villa.  Long Live La Raza!

Boomberg's picture

I want a federal job at $100k/yr with pension and health care for life confirming tweets. 

NotApplicable's picture

Better have picked your daddy correctly, else you'll have to be somebody's bitch to get one of those "jobs."

Uncle Remus's picture


"The End Of The World As We Know It" starring Karma.

Yessir - exciting.

IridiumRebel's picture

Just as the whole world seems to be a fake Ponzi, it will be a fake tweet like this or something else that moves quickly and results in an overreaction. Twitter will send things to the shitter. Jimmy Carter was almost pushed into nuclear launch from a faulty light at NORAD.

magpie's picture

Don't mention the shtetl's deterrent

The Phallic Crusader's picture

eh, you know, if one of Hamas' rockets did hit Dimona or one of their other sites...

probably bounce off - those things are useless, which makes the inenviable reply-killing of like 10 people especially senseless.

Alas, Jewish and Christian Zioturds keep us married to that clusterfuck... absolutely senseless.

QQQBall's picture

SEA emblem is totally badass though

WTFUD's picture

Off topic but still contained within the general parameters of the cesspool. . . John Kerry abruptly pulls up to the side of the road and jumps into a ditch to take a leak ( piss ) 100 metres from a knackers yard. Almost instantaneously a farmer vaults over a fence and blasts him in the head with a shotgun. On being quizzed by ' our friends ' in blue they ask him why he did it. His response was that he appeared very distressed and he felt obliged to put him out of his misery. Do you know who and what he was they injected volunteering this information. Fuck off the farmer responded I know Obama is a sick twisted cunt but why would he employ a horse as secretary of state.

JohninMK's picture

Does anyone actually believe anything on Twitter?

James Dandy's picture

Israel will be known as a terrible mistake when it's all over.  They be the most racis' assholes on the planet, but thank the Lord they have dual citizenship so they can nag us into the next century.

dot_bust's picture

It would truly be moronic if a war were started over an incomplete sentence. Twitter's character limit eviscerates the English language. It's an idiot's delight.

Bazza McKenzie's picture

OK, I'll bite.  How does an HFT algo go out for beers and burgers?

CCanuck's picture

The same way they go out for coke and hookers, along the silk-road using bitcoins.