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Fri, 07/04/2014 - 10:38 | 4924514 yellowsub
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The largest online repository for facial recognition!  They don't need to track you do it yourself by "checkin-in"!

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 08:18 | 4924319 overmedicatedun...
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i dunn o but maybe on topic, why is it the elite want to know everything about the common serf, but you can't get a home address for them or the inforcers they employ, judges pols corp big wigs, well i guess they are not a threat to themselves , but why do they fear this information getting into the serf underworld? not fair you say?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 08:37 | 4924341 Ghordius
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a couple of answers that might or might not help

- the "common citizen" (you know I dislike the term "serf") has less to hide, and cares less to hide anything

- as a reminder, before the begin of the Age of the Bourgeousie, nobody cared about privacy. you could watch the Queen of France giving birth to the next Prince Royal, or talk with the King while he was having a shit or rogering his new mistress. Privacy is a Bourgeois Invention. One of many important ones

- the "elite" is neither monolytic (every national and transnational elite has it's factionalist concurrent networks) nor has one goal. the Great Gatherers of Data are Intelligence Services and "Knowledge" megacorps

so as a sum: the "elite" could not care less about you, particularly if you call yourself a underworld serf. if there is a "game in town", it's about power, either raw or through money, or through... personal information. which has to be transformed into either raw power or money, first, to be of interest for the "elite"

fair? you can't push for fairness if you are not willing to declare that you are a peer. by your own distinction between "elite" and *serfs", you make fairness a more distant goal

as usual, all imho

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 08:56 | 4924367 overmedicatedun...
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your right, the elephant ignores the flea, who is after all just sucking miniscule energy off the elephant the true provider for the flea. don't dance with elephants unless you are one.

I think they just view us as being able to survive because their largess allows it..but in the dark of night  perhaps they fear - are the fleas awake? are they planning? get me the NSA quick. make those fleas know they are nothing ,give them no hope, degrade them TSA, FBI, HLS, gardia,interpol, Sicherheitspolizei - or else le deluge. good day to you ghordius.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 01:01 | 4923985 Manipuflation
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Well, I found myself some work to do and some of it really sucks.  Well, work sucks but what can you do?  I don't know that I want to go into it really but you can't grow nice turf on sod layed over Class 5 gravel on top of native clay soil and think that irrigation is going to improve this somehow.  I had almost two hours drive each way to get this done because my business partner overpromised just to get some other properties.  I called his ass on Tuesday and told him to get his ass down there because there was no way I was going to any of that sort of shit without knowing that it was profitable.  Anytime you need a pickaxx to break the soil surface should be a fucking clue.  Well, whatever, I got it done by myself....After we upped the price by a considerable amount.  

I always get things done by myself.  I am 40 years old and swinging the old pick-ax is a really fucker.  Yes, we have Mexicans but there is more to it than that part.  The Mexicans respect me and always say "Hola" when they sae me and usually witha little fear in their eyes.  The H2B's know that I can still get it done with a pick-ax or shovel and they know I would send them on any job that I wouldn't do myself.  They know that I work by myself best.  I only wonder how long I can do this sort of physical work. 

I am in the best physical shape I have been in since age 18 or so.  I get carded for smokes or booze all of the time.  I do not mind if that is a hot young gal.  But when you get old, shit don't run as well as it used to.  Fuck, I did not even know I could strain an "oblique" muscle.

I am from a very different part of the world.  I held this post in check for a couple of weeks.  I am not a young man.  The pst s about how I grew up a bit more than anything.  It is about that I will keep going, hard core, jsut like the old timers taught to me to do.  There are few no else out there who really understand this point much less try to blog about it.

This is the way I grew up.  I am NOT a city boy and I found this place.  I like it.  She does not.


http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/housing-market/

 

 

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 11:17 | 4924575 the grateful un...
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you can grow sod on clay but it requires a lot of water and fertilizer. its basically hydroponic garderning. the only people growing lawn are the parks, and some upscale HOAs, usually just a little around the entrance. we had an abnormally hot and dry winter, but at the end of may the weather pattern slipped back into a more normal cycle, but always a degree or two above average. now the heat is sneaking up, the deserts are in the 110s, and i think we will have at least one event like that, at least in the inland valleys, where the highs hit 110 for a periods of probably three or four days. such an event can be more devastating than an earthquake. you would be surprised how many people here don't have AC. when it gets that hot there is nothing that will save your grass. you just call the sod company, rinse and repeat.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 07:22 | 4924254 AdvancingTime
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I own a lot of property and often find myself up on a roof by myself or pushing a lawnmower because the workers just don,t show up. From one dinosaur to another I salute you. It seems few of us remain.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 08:16 | 4924315 williambanzai7
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Luckily, my Dino still saurs as well...

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 01:03 | 4923990 world_debt_slave
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yeah, I don't piss like I used to either.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 01:20 | 4924014 Manipuflation
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So you are the one who junked me?  Why?

 

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 02:14 | 4924066 Yen Cross
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 Fight club/ I upvoted you.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 07:27 | 4924256 Manipuflation
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Upvoted you back YC. 

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 11:00 | 4924541 chunga
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+1 for everybody. One of the worst deals about aging is the fucking hangovers. We look forward to beer almost every night and it's harder to shake off the cobwebs in the morning. Yeah, I work slower but the hangovers so suck. The last couple of days I've been digging a bunch of holes for 10' x 4" x 4" posts for a chicken run. Building it and fastening the hardware cloth by myself takes a lot of patience. While I'm doing this I set up a temporary run  they can get to through the man door since it's so hot.  This morning I hop into the temporary run to open the door and there they are clucking away. We call 'em the Dixie Chickens lol. I bent over to pick something up and boom, three of them try to jump on my head. It's nice they are glad to see me but WTF? Hard work man but worth it. A BLT with ALL super fresh ingredients is priceless. The garden is going mental with 7' tomato plants. We're eating cukes, peppers, onions, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, beans, lettuce, arugala, radishes so far. Not bad. It's all good on "Half-a-Day Farm".

We're still not sure what we're going to do with 2500 eggs a year.

Happy Birthday Yen!

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 10:59 | 4924537 williambanzai7
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A circle up ;-)

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 23:20 | 4923825 MontgomeryScott
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Somehow, I envisioned the 'Space Boob's' eyes farther apart, and hanging (looking) down (like a pair of worn-out, overly-used and sagging tits SHOULD look). It is like the 'Electric (Space-Boob) Eye' looking down on all of humanity, you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUCRFMZ-hiY

Those eyes are way too high, and way too closely-spaced (like she just had a 'space-boob' job and got 'space-boob' implants. It sort of reminds me of the shemale porn videos I have never watched, seen, or even heard about before coming to ZeroHedge. 'PLASTIC TITS for PLASTIC PEOPLE', I suppose. Beneath the top of the dress, do you think you can see the 'scar lines'?).

That must be a GMO watermelon rind on her head (I notice a lack of watermelon seeds on her shoulders, bedecked in the finest scarlet).

WHAT THE HELL!

Experimenting with the minds of 700,000 humans is TOTALLY GOOD (in the way that experimenting with millions to discover what freezing water does to the human body is 'totally good', or feeding LSD to unwitting conscripts in the armed forces to find out what it does to the brains of hundreds of thousands is 'totally good', or exposing millions and millions of people to ionizing radiation and nano-aluminium spraying and ULF/VLF frequencies just to figure out what the human body can tolerate is TOTALLY GOOD).

I forget the stated figure now. Was it 12 QUADRILLION bequerels, so far? People and fish... SO over-rated!

That shit is like 'the gift that keeps on giving' (sort of like a venereal disease on the entire planet).

http://fukushima-diary.com/2014/07/87100-bqkg-from-sewage-sludge-in-fuku...

I wonder if 'Space-Boob' is reading this posting. That cunt is, well, a CUNT, after all, and doesn't GIVE A SHIT as to the after-affects of her little 'experiments' on the human populace. The phrase 'terminate with extreme prejudice' might actually be applied, if things continue unabated.

Well, the 'World Cup' soccer thingie is playing right now, and I can't be bothered to concern myself. It's more important that I keep my 'nose to the grindstone' so that my cable service isn't interrupted (the wife and kids will become absolutely UNCONTROLLABLE if the TELE-VIDEO stops working).

 

Not too bad, WB. I haven't seen you for about a week, and I was getting a little worried.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 22:40 | 4923749 Yen Cross
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  Excellent work Billy #7 My birthday was yesterday ( smoked a Macanudo) My grandmother died July 3rd.

  Give your Father and siblings my best.    Never give up/ die trying

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 00:31 | 4923941 MontgomeryScott
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AMEN, Yen!

Dad died back in '99, and Mom's in the hospital right now (her body's abilities are failing her, and her faculties are leaving her rather rapidly). I love them both (like a good son does).

NEVER SURRENDER.

Happy birthday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ49X-B3PYE

 

Smoke another Macanudo and relax. One thing I have learned is that the 'Tylers' are actually quite trustworthy (for the most part), and the one AKA 'William Banzai Seven' is a REAL and tangible human being, who shares losses and gains just like the rest of us. Disagreements between family members are to be expected, and Love ties the bonds together between us all.

My paternal grandmother died back in 1996. My maternal grandmother died sometime in the 1960's (I was 'supposedly' too young to remember the trip we made back in '65 from Michigan to Indiana to bury her, but you get the idea. The storms were particularly bad that year, and the Great Plains rendered several tornadoes. There is nothing like seeing your father put the pedal to the metal to try to outrun one of these; which is less than a mile away from the road you are travelling on).

Fight the GOOD FIGHT (like my brother from another mother, WB7, does, every day).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlJA-cN2C_0

 

What's a 'Macanudo', anyway? Is that like a 'big fattie' 'Purple Sage'? Back in the past, in Northern Redondo Beach, 'they' had this hydroponic thing set up, and the results were named 'Cush'.

It was 'purple sticky bud', WAY before the movies got ahold of the phrase.

Of course, the term 'they' in no way gives any connotation to (sic) knowledge or participation of the production or sales or distribution or cultivation of this illegal sweet substance.

GREAT BIG, STICKY, and beautiful buds ('san-semilla', or 'no seeds'), that literally stuck to your fingertips as you loaded the triple-beam scales trying to parse these beautiful and perfect high-THC-bearing deep green budlies (with strands of purple) in to salebale amounts (back then it was only $120.00 per ounce, and a 'dime-baggie' was a week's worth of an once of 'ditch-weed').

The term 'contact high' was REALLY and LITERALLY coined by (?) and some others, because (redacted) literally got HIGH trying to handle this shit with (sic) hands, due to the contact of (sic) fingertips with this potent and perfect seed. (Sic) am amazed that (?) am still alive and able to tell the tale, lo these 35 years or so hence. The DEA is actually quite ignorant (I suppose you understand), but they are well-armed (like [sic] is/are).

 

I do hope that your 'Macanudo' (whatever it is) was enjoyable.

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 02:08 | 4924057 Yen Cross
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 @ MontgomeryScott    Thanks for your kind comments. My Mother was in tears earlier. She took care of my Grandmother for 15 years after my Grandfather died.

 My Mother is a really special person.

  The Cigar you're speaking of is called "Punch"Honduran filler with analmost purple wrap.

  It's best smoked in smaller guages. The torpedo is howevèr beautiful. I've smoked a few in my day.

 The beautiful purple hue in the wrap. 20-30$usd  for 2 cigars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 23:54 | 4923884 williambanzai7
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Maduro I hope ;-)

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 00:59 | 4923984 MontgomeryScott
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Maduro!

Mancondo.

Menudo.

Macarena!

Mass delusion.

Maduro (?).

M.

The eighteenth letter of the English alphabet.

 

The stories you are about to see are true. The names are changed to protect the innocent. I DID, NOT, HAVE SEX, WITH, THAT, WOMAN (MS. LEWINSKY)!

I wonder what Billary's sagging and drooping eye-nipples would look like, as they observe her sagging belly; her profusely leaking, and infertile vagina; and the cellulite that adorns her legs and ass. Do you think they might be trying to close in revultion to what she has allowed herself to become?

 

I ALMOST downvoted you here, my brother. Maduro is a puppet, and one who is totally OWNED.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 01:52 | 4924045 Yen Cross
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Macanudo and Partagas. I'm doing 38-40 guage. No torpedos this w/e.

  Romeo & Julieta? YUMMM... Yummm

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 08:17 | 4924317 williambanzai7
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And Happy Birthday!

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 00:08 | 4923908 Yen Cross
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   His little brother. Cigar Ring Gauges - Cigar 101 - Cigars International

 You're the best of the best William/ hands down

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 06:52 | 4924228 BigJim
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Hey, happy (belated) birthday, Mr. Cross.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 19:54 | 4923278 ShakaZulu
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For some reason this image reminded me of Galaxina.  Only movie I ever saw just for the babe (/sarc).  Still the most gorgeous playmate who ever lived:

"...and discovers that this means the restaurant serves humans as food"

We're on the menu zher's.

http://m.iphotoscrap.com/Image/773/1288093156.jpg

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 19:02 | 4923149 blindman
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 18:02 | 4922996 shovelhead
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Had to google her.

Still don't care.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 20:12 | 4923331 nmewn
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Had to Goggle her too.

It seems the unwary exhibitionists who frequent FaceFart were involved in a little mind fuck experiment with the results sold to? "someone" and then published.

Well, isn't that special :-/

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 08:12 | 4924310 williambanzai7
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Ironically we have to Boogle these turds to keep an eye on them...

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 16:34 | 4922701 ebworthen
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lol...the eyes on the boobs have nice lashes.

Yes, I'm afraid privacy and the individual are going the way of the Dodo.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 16:16 | 4922638 neuronius
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5p4c3b00b

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 16:03 | 4922590 BeagleOne
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I joined FaceBook 7 years ago to find the location of an ex-girlfriend. Once I saw her FB photo and location, I immediately tried to delete my FB account but it took me three solid days to finally unsubscribe with a minimal amount shared data ( Fake Name, dead e-mail address etc.). Fuck Mark Z and the current wife he rode in on...(snark-lol).

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 18:52 | 4923124 NoPension
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Check the IRS handbook on electronic data deletion. Three keystrokes, and ...........it's gone.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:26 | 4922470 PeeramidIdeologies
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Wouldn't be the first time I had a stare down with a pair of nipples...

This Facebook fiasco is going to really turn some heads once people find out what's really been going on back there. Or maybe not. It does seem people have become quite accustom to the abuse.

Always thought I was so clever with my Facebook shinanagins... Should be interesting to see how that comes back to haunt me. Life is just so funny.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:30 | 4922455 Dickweed Wang
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Love the new style crash helmet and the 2nd set of "eyes" in case bugs get in her "real" eyes.

EDIT - I missed the mono-eye . . . . must have a ton of bugs in her area for all that eye-redundancy.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:18 | 4922443 the grateful un...
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shouldn't that be space bOObs. i know somewhere you can get the scientifically correct symbol for the letter O which has a dot in the middle.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 23:51 | 4923881 williambanzai7
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Yes but the people who got the trademark on Pi also got O

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 17:39 | 4922920 One of We
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Did someone say b(.)(.)bs?

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:15 | 4922427 Canoe in the Desert
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Brilliant!

 

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:35 | 4922063 blindman
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Joni Mitchell - Woodstock (Live In-Studio 1970)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRjQCvfcXn0
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Intersex fish found in 3 Pennsylvania river basins
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-pennsylvania-intersex-f...
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tweet that and link to your face pants page.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 19:24 | 4923203 Clycntct
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For that Joni link you have made the world a better place.

I linked in eariier and didn't get out of Joni for 1.5 hours.

Thanks

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:35 | 4922060 Skateboarder
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The Tits Have Eyes can still be a mutant film.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:12 | 4922413 the grateful un...
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and guys who make eye contact with the TIT eyes are vaporized. (whats that women are always saying, hey, my eyes are up here) i think we have a script

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 05:32 | 4924194 Sokhmate
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Females of advanced alien life have chest eyes that protrude with puberty.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:32 | 4922056 Who was that ma...
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Shoulda been called ASSBOOK.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 05:29 | 4924192 Sokhmate
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Fecebook

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 11:22 | 4921548 ronron
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where you been william?

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 23:55 | 4923887 williambanzai7
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I have been chilling a bit.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 00:54 | 4923975 Rusty Shorts
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Guillotine near Roquefixade Castle in the Middle of French Forest

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWWjK-k5dNM

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 15:13 | 4922417 the grateful un...
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probably protesting the communist rule in HK

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