• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Someone Forget To Tell The VIX-Slamming Machines That The Market Is Shut

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As American investors sit back in their chairs, watching parades, sipping Budweiser elegantly, and generally having a good day off... there are some 'people' that are working hard to ensure the status quo is sustained. In order to maintain the illusion of exuberance and lack of concern, we are used to the ubiquitous melt-up in stocks late on a Friday afternoon (always driven by an 'odd' collapse in VIX). Of course, no human would be silly enough to do that on a day when European stocks tumbled on banking contagion concerns and the fact that stock markets around the world are now totally closed... so -  we ask in all incredulity - WTF is going with VIX futures...


The July VIX Futures - which do not mature for another 10 days - have collapsed...


And it's not some fat finger thin volume trade - it is massive algorithmic idiocy...


Someone tell the machines to take the day off

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Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:27 | 4925151 International Jew
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My day just actually got much better.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:28 | 4925156 RockyRacoon
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Somebody else's didn't.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:34 | 4925168 International Jew
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Now comes the temptation.


btw watch this video on dianetics. its on some jews channel, but who cares, don't have to pay 25 bucks for it.


and fuck u if u don't - fuckin muppet


Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:22 | 4925474 flacon
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S&P 3000 by Monday afternoon? ...and 10,000 by next Friday?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 19:30 | 4925712 El Oregonian
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VIX = Void If Xternalized

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:48 | 4925213 Sudden Debt
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Like that will help.
So for all the retards over there who put money back into the banks....

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:39 | 4925186 Buck Johnson
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Our whole economy is fake and when it implodes we will be done.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:28 | 4925153 RockyRacoon
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Somebody forgot to turn out the lights when they left on Thursday...

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:10 | 4925281 bonin006
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On hearing "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that", And noticing multiple red laser spots on his body, he decided to just leave everything on.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:41 | 4925361 RockyRacoon
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Are you hinting that there was coercion by the algos?  Could be.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:42 | 4925366 DeadFred
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Nah, there's something deeper going on here. Wish I knew what though. Monday will be a different game I think.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 21:52 | 4925909 tom a taxpayer
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Premature ejaculation: the VIX fixers shot load fantasizing about breaking the S&P 2000 cherry on Monday.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:29 | 4925159 godzila
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un freaking believable !

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:35 | 4925176 International Jew
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actually is unbelievable...  kinda of.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:42 | 4925193 Cthonic
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Slough, England

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:43 | 4925198 lasvegaspersona
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This can't be right.

A 5 handle?....unpossible!

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:47 | 4925210 SHEEPFUKKER

Perhaps negative VIX is coming, it's how things roll here on Planet Earth. 

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:53 | 4925552 Alea Iactaest
Fri, 07/04/2014 - 18:38 | 4925632 Mentaliusanything
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That's some pretty Fucked up shit right there.

Impossible - even for a rigged market, so someone(many) are going to have their faces ripped clean off !!!                    this needs to be "manually" corrected and ASAP

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:44 | 4925202 orangegeek
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yellen, is that you????

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:47 | 4925203 put_peter
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The whole friggin paradox of this global 'TPTB system' is that once the the 'system' releases people from their 'duties' it allows people to use their brains and realise the insanity of the 'system'.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:47 | 4925209 luna_man
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Just in case you and me should get our hopes up for monday.


As long as the CRIMINALS contol it, expect it

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:50 | 4925223 DavidC
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It's a big POMO on Monday, $2.50 - $3.25 billion.


Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:54 | 4925235 orangegeek
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actually, algos will be trading on Sat and Sun - SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:56 | 4925240 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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Is this possible? I mean did VIX actually trade today?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:27 | 4925480 optimator
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I wouldn't be surprised if the algos and markets were open for the 1% to trade on their inside information 24/7.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 15:59 | 4925248 potato
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This is hilarious. I hope they go broke.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:05 | 4925265 potato
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Somebody who trades Vol, please tell us, do all VIX contracts tend to zero towards expiration? I mean, on expiration day, VIX futures must be very low just as in options the time value erodes the value of the option.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:08 | 4925273 RaceToTheBottom
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Machines don't need time off...

A market of machines, for machines

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:28 | 4925336 tom a taxpayer
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It's algos practicing for Monday.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:40 | 4925360 Bunga Bunga
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Calm down, the central planning committee just tested the dial for the August goal.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:49 | 4925390 GrinandBearit
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So, I guess this means the S&P futures will gap up 50 handles on Monday (?)

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 16:55 | 4925405 razorthin
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This just encourages me to dullen the blade on my guillotine a bit more.  I've a feeling it will turn into a neck crusher instead of a neck slicer before this is through.  Max pain.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:06 | 4925446 kaa1016
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It's not just July. This goes out until November and the front 3 months have all traded over 100k contracts. Something clearly is very wrong.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:21 | 4925471 luckylogger
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No kidding, that is an account buster move.....

Bet they don't break the trades though...



Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:28 | 4925483 kaa1016
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With that kind of volume, if those trades stand, expect some pretty wild moves on Monday. If these trades aren't busted and the VIX snaps right back, whoever put these trades on is going to find themselves in a bad risk position.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 18:12 | 4925583 Squid Viscous
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there is no reason for Vix, since the Shalom/Yellen put... they are not bluffing and they will crush any attempt at a stock sell-off, just add to SVXY or XIV every day... and enjoy the summer, get as much golf in as you can Obozo-style

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:08 | 4925449 Hongcha
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Maybe a buying op on a deep gapdown open on Monday?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 18:10 | 4925588 Squid Viscous
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haa, haaaa - lol, wait fot it!!

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:17 | 4925466 luckylogger
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Wow, what a money maker for the shorts.......

God I wish I had had the balls to sell some short yesterday......

But of course if anything I would have bought...

All the stops hit all the longs are now out....

Alot of busted accounts for the retail guy to celebrate today.....

Some will not know they have negative accounts until sunday or monday.

Guess they are the lucky ones.....

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:34 | 4925502 luckylogger
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Notice the low for the sep contract was 3.15.
Somebody made a shit load of money.....
But like I said earlier... alot of retail accounts are blown out...

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:58 | 4925560 zipit
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Please elaborate on "a lot of retail accounts are blown out..."  Thks.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:19 | 4925469 The Axe
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WFT is correct...how could this BE??  wait   its the stock market?   WTF

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:30 | 4925488 The Axe
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I turned on my computers    I can't find this inforamtion anywhere Tyler?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:36 | 4925510 luckylogger
Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:47 | 4925531 USAIIA
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Someone bought what someone sold, and all contract months have huge volume over many 5 minute periods.

 I think that this is the beginning of the END for HFT Algos Gone Wild ! 

Also, This event could be the straw that breaks the UP Markets back as the Futures at a 5 handle do not reflect the Actual underlying OPTIONS from Thursdays close overnight.

CBOE Volatility Index (VIX) Futures


March 26, 2004


The CBOE Volatility Index is based on real-time prices of options on the S&P 500 Index, listed on the Chicago Board Options Exchange (Symbol: SPX), and is designed to reflect investors' consensus view of future (30-day) expected stock market volatility.


The contract multiplier for each VIX futures contract is $1000.




Fri, 07/04/2014 - 17:51 | 4925545 TonyStewart14
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CBOE was closed today.  Where did these trades happen?

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 18:08 | 4925581 godzila
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My question, exactly.

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 18:14 | 4925597 Squid Viscous
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it the Vix falls (again) in the forest, but nobody can trade it, did it really happen? 

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 18:04 | 4925570 hugovanderbubble
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