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ISIS Head Makes First Video Appearance

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A few days ago we reported that the blitz surge of the "cool", social network-friendly faction of Al-Qaeda known as ISIS, which over the past week went so far as to declare the formation of its own sovereign state, the Islamic State on the territory of Iraq and Syria, has so irked not only the conventional enemies of extremist fundamentalist Islam but also none other than al-Qaeda itself, which as we explained before may be forced to go to war against ISIS in order to preserve its waning relevance, status and credibility.

At the center of this rapid and dramatic ascent by a group virtually nobody had heard of as recently as a month ago is a man called Aby Bakr al-Baghdadi, who unlike the leaders of al-Qaeda, has kept an extremely low profile despite his recent appointment as "caliph" by the jihadists.

Until now.

As BBC reports, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of Islamist militant group Isis, has called on Muslims to obey him, in his first video sermon. The video appears to have been filmed on Friday during a sermon at the al-Nouri Mosque in Mosul, northern Iraq. It surfaced on Saturday amid reports that he had been killed or wounded in an Iraqi air raid.

The release is notable because the reclusive militant leader has never appeared on video before, although there are photographs of him.

From BBC:

In the sermon, at Mosul's most famous landmark, Baghdadi praised the establishment of the "Islamic state", which was declared by Isis last Sunday.

 

"Appointing a leader is an obligation on Muslims, and one that has been neglected for decades," he said.

 

He also said that he did not seek out the position of being the caliph, or leader, calling it a "burden". "I am your leader, though I am not the best of you, so if you see that I am right, support me, and if you see that I am wrong, advise me," he told worshippers.

In other words, his first video was merely an ideological and emotional appeal to Muslims everywhere to side with him. It remains to be seen if Baghdadi will transform into just another typical Muslim blaming the sorry economic state of his country on Bush, something al Qaeda and others have done before him.

For those curious to see Baghdadi's complete video appearance, it is shown below in its entirety.

 

Baghdadi's full speech, translated courtesy of Francois Gatete, is below.

 

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Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:46 | 4926824 DoChenRollingBearing
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AlhamduLilah!

Oh, just great, great...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:58 | 4926854 COSMOS
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For a moment I thought they were going to put up Obamas picture.

#eatmoreliver

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:05 | 4926890 Harlequin001
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You just know that life's going to be a barrel o' laughs with him in charge don't you?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:07 | 4926894 TeamDepends
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Hmmm, he has a beard.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:13 | 4926904 Harlequin001
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yes, and a floppy hat.

You never know, deep, deep down under all that shit he might actually a nice guy...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:16 | 4926913 ZerOhead
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< Add to "Kill list"

< Do not add to "Kill list"

This dude drones on worse than John Kerry.

Barry,,, whether or not this hutjob is actually working for you covertly to break up Iraq you have my unreserved approval to add his name to Tuesday mornings "Kill List"...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:17 | 4926920 Harlequin001
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Let's be reasonable here, it was awfully kind of him to offer to be our leader, burden or not.

You have to look long and hard to find someone willing to do that round here....

All hail whatshisname...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:42 | 4926923 Pinto Currency
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http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2014/06/26/william-engdahl-isis-in-iraq-a-cia-nato-dirty-war-op/

 

http://mediachecker.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/brief-narrative-timelines-cia-mi6-muslim-brotherhood-al-qaeda/

 

BTW, Baghdadi's line is a beauty for a guy running an organization cutting peoples' heads off:

"I am your leader, though I am not the best of you, so if you see that I am right, support me, and if you see that I am wrong, advise me," he told worshippers."

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:54 | 4927014 Manthong
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All that nifty architecture and craftsmanship and look who gets to use it.

Kind of like a caviar pate’ hors d’oeuvre with a dollop of shit in the middle.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:48 | 4927136 macholatte
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... just another typical Muslim blaming the sorry economic state of his country on Bush, something al Qaeda and others have done before him.

 

Others = Barry & Company = typical Muslim

 

Bra ha ha ha

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 17:57 | 4927364 smlbizman
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i never would have guessed this would be a musical....

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 11:47 | 4928989 Ying-Yang
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Obummer.. who's your Abu Bakr al-Baghdaddy now?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:24 | 4927076 MakeMineADouble
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I am laughing my butt off.  You guys are killing me.  Can't wait for the "Iraq's got talent" version.  

 

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 05:52 | 4928496 All Risk No Reward
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Why can't I get the last iteration of the Iron Man series out of my head?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:42 | 4927233 Lea
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Harlequin001, it's not kind, it's in the Quran. Before attacking an infidel enemy, you have to formally invite him to convert and obey. If he refuses, you can go ahead.

I wouldn't worry about this here one, though. First the bogeyman Bin Laden, then this one... it's getting a bit old. All aimed at scaring you Americans, who are already the most paranoid country on the planet. But, as it seems plenty of US suckers are still buying into the "international threats to America" BS, why should they bother with another narrative?

Imagine that: the only country never invaded by anyone, and which built itself on invading others (namely the Native Americans), is also the most fearful one. It keeps seeing dark conspiracies against "its security" everywhere, its own people included, and it rules by fearmongering on a grand scale.

Poetic justice?

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 18:00 | 4927371 Monty Burns
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Correct.  Despite what many people think they are not enjoined to kill the infidel.  You give him the option of converting and if he declines, then you can kill him.  Seems fair enough to me....

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 20:53 | 4927761 Dugald
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Barry is your leader, and what a fine job he is doing for you all......

now do I add a sarc thingo here or just call it irony?

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 01:28 | 4928331 Harlequin001
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Who said I was American?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:19 | 4926921 Pinto Currency
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Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:22 | 4926944 ZerOhead
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You're stealing my thunder...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:39 | 4926982 Pinto Currency
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lol.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:15 | 4927186 RevRex
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DID HE THANK OBAMA AND HILLARY FOR RELEASING HIM BACK IN 2009????

 

 

It's one of the first things they did after assuming control....

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:43 | 4926989 Pairadimes
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I sure don't see anybody offering to sell him a life insurance policy. Don't buy any green bananas there, Mr. Able Baker of Baghdad or whatever your name is. And earplugs. I'd get earplugs.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:35 | 4927226 daxtonbrown
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I suspect a whole bunch more towellheads need to die. Just my guess.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 20:57 | 4927777 Dugald
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I suspect a whole bunch more towellheads need to die. Just my guess.....

 

Why not send that cop that cop that beat up a black woman.....he's ready trained!

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:13 | 4926908 ZerOhead
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Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:24 | 4926949 Ignatius
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I was going to make the exact same point.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 18:23 | 4927427 TruthHunter
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It doesn't really matter what we think of him. What 

do Muslims think? My guess is that 90% of Arabic speaking

Muslims think he's full of shit.

We've spent 1400 years sparring with these psychos. This is

just one more round.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 17:40 | 4927324 xtop23
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I would bet that if you checked his wallet ( assuming he's not a satchel guy ) you'd find a C I A cafeteria meal card in there.

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:46 | 4927602 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Got to love the low-key racism. =)

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 20:25 | 4927699 barkingbill
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uh haven't you guys figured out.....this baghdadi guy has more faces then cats have lives? please....it can't all be the same person. LOL. 

 

http://ofgoatsandmen.blogspot.co.at/2014/06/who-is-baghdadi.html

 

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:46 | 4926828 Skateboarder
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Praise be to Allan. ALLAN'S. SNACKBAAAR!!!

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:58 | 4926865 COSMOS
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#eatmoreorgans

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:21 | 4926866 ZerOhead
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No no... the guy clearly said "Allah who's whackbar"...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:02 | 4926877 F0ster
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"Allen! Allah! Allen!" Hehe :)

http://youtu.be/BhyeyoC-TxU

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:56 | 4927020 Squid Viscous
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"Isis, Isis baby!"

-Vanilla Isis

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:49 | 4926833 magpie
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Let's hope the Iraqis hit something important instead. Like the PYG in Raqqa.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:50 | 4926836 world_debt_slave
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beware the holy man

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:04 | 4926882 COSMOS
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I heard he used to paint watercolors before but was frustrated with his inability to make a living from Islamic art watercolors.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:58 | 4927023 McMolotov
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He has the Bob Ross afro growing out the bottom of his face.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:46 | 4927603 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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That makes no sense.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 22:20 | 4928002 StychoKiller
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Whoosh!  And Eirik Magnus Larssen loses one in the sun, because he never read "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich"

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:51 | 4926840 Duc888
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Hmmmmmmm let me think about this for a minute.

 

https://public.isishq.com/public/capabilities/default.aspx

 

From their own web site: Role Playing

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:25 | 4926952 Crabshacker
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BOO...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:51 | 4926841 nmewn
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Seems like a reasonable fellah, very democratic and someone Obama could move Forward! with ;-)

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:53 | 4926845 Grande Tetons
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I will have a lot more flexibility once the dictatorship kicks in. 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:05 | 4926886 nmewn
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Or words to that effect. Many don't remember them or Valerie Jarretts "...Obama take power and begin to rule day one." Not govern with respect to the other co-equal branches of government...but rule.

It takes a certain amount of arrogance to say something like that and I never forgot it.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:52 | 4926844 A Lunatic
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It's nice to be able to put a face to this portion of our wasted tax dollars........

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:53 | 4926846 magpie
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headfake

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:54 | 4926848 Skateboarder
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My friend, those go directly to is-real?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:55 | 4926851 SAT 800
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Always the same message; I'm just a humble servant of God, but while you're at it, OBEY ME ! ME ! or, I'll cut your fucking head off. The Catholics, The Muslims, The Calvinists, it never changes. Some guy always ends up being the number one dictator dude over everybody; is this a co-incidence? or is this the reason for the whole scam in the first place?  Al Sham;  Alll Sham All the Time. Appearing soon in smoking fragments. Boy we sure have a bumper crop of flaming wing nuts in this world.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:56 | 4926855 magpie
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At least they are America's wingnuts

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:01 | 4926873 COSMOS
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Calvinists, muslims, catholics, hmmm are you being 'choosy' with your religious selection and lack of inclusion or another violent sect.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:16 | 4926916 magnetosphere
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the fundamentalist sect known as democracy has caused the most suffering

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:40 | 4927113 Seeing Red
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Where is this democracy you speak of?

Did not junk you

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 23:49 | 4928175 magnetosphere
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touché i guess i meant "democracy"

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 17:32 | 4927320 Urban Redneck
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Where to start... I didn't think so few words could have so many issues...

I'll keep it two points (that are probably less obvious to people who don't live in democracies),

1) The (nominally democratic) election of autocrats is not democracy, it is, at best, indirect democracy, which is why there is normally a qualifier, such as representative or parliamentary attached- to neuter the core concept, so as to render it meaningless. Calling these methods of governance "democracy" is akin to calling artificial insemination... sex.

2) The only thing certain in a democracy is that no one gets the government they want. Perhaps this why democracies are not more popular.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 23:56 | 4928189 magnetosphere
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popular sovereignty is a bad way to run a household, a business, or a government.  pandering to the lowest common denominator is a good way to drive yourself into oblivion.  many monarchies survived the centuries by allowing the most capable son to succeed to the throne

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 14:33 | 4929355 Urban Redneck
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That debate about democracies has been going on a couple thousand years. In the interim we have learned that democracy is perfectly capable of surviving- contingent upon education and participation of the citizenry. Monarchies are concerned primarily with their own perpetuation, propagation and prosperity, if they can drag a country along for the ride, great, but whether that is a "good" way to organize a country is another matter.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 14:51 | 4929356 Urban Redneck
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.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:14 | 4926915 Amish Hacker
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I'm not sure any one religion has a monopoly on murderous intolerance, or flaming wingnuts, if history is any guide. However, whatever the religious persuasion of the speaker, when he says, "God talks only to me, now do what I say He says," you can be sure that the religion he's selling is not a legitimate path up the mountain.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:21 | 4927201 Gastroinfidel
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Of course the state is a religion.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:39 | 4926977 kchrisc
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"Always the same message; I'm just a humble servant of God, but while you're at it, OBEY ME ! ME ! or, I'll cut your fucking head off."

Yup, religion is "Obey" not faith or belief. Anything that requires submission or obedience is religion.

 

"Curiously an all knowing and all powerful God always seems to needs my money and my obedience to other men."

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:07 | 4927037 Seeing Red
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+1 "Anything that requires submission or obedience is religion."

How about ignorance and/or denial of objective reality (like evolution)?

"Requires" is the key word here folks ....

BONUS for non-junkers ... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fa1a1c8fb7/creationist-cosmos

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:08 | 4927518 FeralSerf
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How is that different from the soldier, cop or other lowly "public servant" bureaucrat? They also claim to be just following orders.

“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” — George Carlin

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 20:54 | 4927765 kchrisc
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"How is that different from the soldier, cop or other lowly "public servant" bureaucrat? They also claim to be just following orders."

You may be confusing the religion of "patriotism" with the excuse of "orders.

They are apples and oranges different.

"Following orders" is an excuse and/or wall for someone to hide behind. What they are saying is that the reason for their criminality and crimes lies outside them and that it is not their fault. Like the gun and badge thug robbing you and saying, "It's the law."

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:57 | 4926858 jubber
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shouldn't this guy have a blue Turban to freak out the Nostradamus followers?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:02 | 4926867 magpie
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A question of lighting...if you follow ISIS pictography you immediately notice their ability in that sector.

They like false colors...Assad likes vague but high contrast...Iran likes color...KSA likes highres...Palestinians and Jews like black and white.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:17 | 4926927 are we there yet
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interesting observation. Not sure what it means except different shades of crazy.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:19 | 4926930 magpie
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Americans love talking heads.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:22 | 4926941 are we there yet
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Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:36 | 4926974 bugs_
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i was  relieved to see  that he did not sport a blue turban.

he must be just another bogus mahdi and his stock dropped on his first public appearance

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 13:59 | 4926861 Chuck Knoblauch
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This message is Certified and Approved by the C.I.A.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:03 | 4927165 1stepcloser
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I'm sure stan smith was involved 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:00 | 4926870 Blood Spattered...
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Footage provided by Langley Productions.

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:21 | 4926939 davidalan1
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Sound by Glen Glenn....

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:01 | 4926876 davidalan1
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who effing cares...?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:02 | 4926878 syntaxterror
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Am I supposed to be affraid? Is he coming for my wallet like that faggot al-Barak Obama?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:16 | 4926918 davidalan1
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The ending of your second sentence made me laugh....just sayin.. Well put!! hahhahaha

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:32 | 4927094 syntaxterror
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Has there ever been a weaker leader than this pouty faggot? Probably at a gay pride fundraiser right this moment...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:03 | 4926881 A Lunatic
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Allah Fubar........

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:06 | 4926889 rtalcott
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He also said that he did not seek out the position of being the caliph, or leader, calling it a "burden". "I am your leader, though I am not the best of you, so if you see that I am right, support me, and if you see that I am wrong, advise me," he told worshippers.

Very standard line for some very famous dicktaters.

 

Q. What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A. A dicktater.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:12 | 4926909 are we there yet
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Look into those eyes. I see bat crazy.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:20 | 4926935 are we there yet
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Isis makes Obama look less evil.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:21 | 4926942 magpie
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I dunno...perhaps you believe Obama is good right now...then it is gasp revealed that the Caliph is his cousin...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:22 | 4926945 ShrNfr
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Hey Isis is a neat god. After all she married Osirus. I think you mean Iblis. Obama makes Iblis look less evil.

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:21 | 4926937 ShrNfr
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"(Quran) "I did not create the jinn and mankind except to worship me"" - So here you have this great all powerful entity that can create the universe and it is so insecure and narcissistic that it has to create things that tell it is wonderful? Man, oh man, that is one insecure god. Wowser.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:24 | 4926947 Yen Cross
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  Someone needs to send this guy a box of fortune cookies all with the same fortune inside.

 " You soon will see hellfire and long midnight boat ride deep into Indian Ocean."

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:25 | 4926956 magpie
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Obama and the US have no more skin the game...Saudi MLRS fire or Iranian paveways.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 18:18 | 4927410 Paveway IV
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Iran PGMs like their home-brewed Qassad and Sattars? They don't have any Raytheon Paveways. Raytheon UK did just sell a pile of the newest Paveway Mk IVs to Saudi Arabia.

Part of the $3.1 billion in military aid given every year to Israel goes for Paveway kits. There's also plenty of Paveways in the $1.2 billion U.S. strategic stockpile in Israel (which they have always been allowed to use). They have mountains of GBU-28s which they intend to USE on Iran, but only as a backup. Their primary plan for Fordow is to order their lapdogs in the U.S. Congress to bomb it for them with MOPs. 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:31 | 4926962 falak pema
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Meet Hassan ibn Sabbah of Alamut; he hasn't changed in 800 hundred years.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 10:10 | 4928772 Grumbleduke
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Waiting for the hordes of Ghengis Khan...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:32 | 4926967 Bunga Bunga
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I hope he did not forget his notebook:

https://twitter.com/DavidKenner/status/484771353896046592

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:41 | 4926987 kchrisc
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CIA Television.

"When you need a scare into obediance, we are here to provide it."

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:43 | 4926990 GrinandBearit
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The new boogeyman has a face now.

It goes on and on and on and on, etc...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:03 | 4926994 mogul rider
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I call on all white people to side with me in a holy Cowboys versus Muslims gaunchy pull. Yup rip this fucker sguanch so far up his ass he turns in an Artist formally known as Asama.

Frankly, I'm getting tired of my tax dollars being wasted chasing these ragheads.

drone the fucker

So when your neighborhood Muslim Imam says Islam is peaceful just pause for a moment and reflect on what this freak is saying...

 

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:50 | 4927006 L Bean
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LOOK AT HOW BLARINGLY WHITE THIS GUY'S TEETH ARE.

American obvs.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:52 | 4927011 L Bean
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What are the #hashtags for this thing?

HOW AM I SPOSED TO FOLLOW HIM W/O HASHTAGS.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:44 | 4927124 palmereldritch
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#ciasweepsweek

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 14:57 | 4927021 kowalli
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Ben Laden, version 2.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:02 | 4927033 bbq on whitehou...
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If he is looking for advice any forum or comment section will do.
All the advice in the world and some of it might be good.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:03 | 4927035 potato
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Good for him. The caliphate will probably be 100x more functional than Congress.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:12 | 4927053 Hongcha
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Let them have at it; create whatever government they want.  I am chopping wood and carrying water out here in Cali, and I do not care to mix myself up in their doings out there in the Empty Quarter.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:17 | 4927064 Eyeroller
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Ever notice how the lame stream follows media releases from the Iraqi government and publishes them in order to quell worries that the ISIS situation is getting out of control?

The Iraqi press announcements are the equivalent of Saddam Hussein's Bagdad Bob.

Last week, media outlets were releasing headlines of "ISIS leader reported killed".  As soon as I read that their 'source' was the Iraqi government, I knew it was shite.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:25 | 4927077 Joe A
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You mean Shiite? ;-) Yes, Iraqi government is Shiite and shite. ISIS is Sunni but also shite. Very confusing. You just need to remember they are all shite.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:33 | 4927099 syntaxterror
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So al-Barack Hussein bin Obama isn't muslim enough for these mofos?

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:37 | 4927106 Spungo
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He would walk up stairs faster if someone held his dress so he doesn't trip on it.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:38 | 4927109 Spungo
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I'm calling BS on this guy. It's a white guy making fun of arabs. There's no way someone actually talks like that.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:40 | 4927114 smacker
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"...but also none other than al-Qaeda itself, which as we explained before may be forced to go to war against ISIS in order to preserve its waning relevance, status and credibility."

What we see emerging here is the Islamic version of a free market. One in terrorism. HE who fires the most AKs & RPGs and bombs/tortures/beheads, kills the most infidels and causes most collateral damage will win the Obama/CIA prize of m.o.a.r funding.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:49 | 4927121 Lea
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How on earth does anyone understand Washington is arming those dudes in Syria and (sort of) fighting them (but cautiously) in Iraq? And when faced with ISIL, they go, "oh, well, we didn't see that coming, what with the NSA's holidays, er... ", and enthusiastically carry on arming them in Syria?

Nuts, I say. It is totally freaking nutty.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:46 | 4927132 medium giraffe
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Meet the new puppet, just like the old one.  Looking forward to the traditional Arab burial-at-sea.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:51 | 4927141 tony wilson
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mr medium you have to admit the hd technology is better than the vhs bin lard din tape footages

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 16:12 | 4929564 medium giraffe
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Oh, very much so.  Nice to see some money being spent on production, though I do miss the cozy intimacy of the evil mastermind secret cave base. 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:54 | 4927138 tony wilson
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is he an oriental or a ass can nazi jew?

and what kind of clearance has he got at langley and gchq.

 

 

C.I.A. no al-qaeda ever existed documentary the power of nightmares

http://vimeo.com/46310516

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 15:51 | 4927140 roadhazard
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Religion will get you killed.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:15 | 4927184 Hulk
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Is that a blue fucking tuban he's wearing ??? Don't tell me thats a blue fucking turban !!!

Orson Wells warned me about a guy in the middle east wearing a blue fucking turban who launches a nuke at the new city...

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 16:38 | 4927236 Gastroinfidel
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"Grown men do not need leaders." ~ Edward Abbey

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 17:10 | 4927278 Drunvalo Melchizedek
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He was in a US prison for 4 years and released in 2009, yet the government claims to know very little about him... riiiight.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 18:36 | 4927462 Herdee
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You won't see France cooperating anytime soon with the U.S. on anything.I'd be surprised to see France stay in NATO.I think you'll see a new role for France trading with Iran and Russia and making all kinds of arrangements with the BRICS.The sooner a lot of these countries dump the dollar and stop taking part in U.S. foreign policy along with the SWIFT system the farther ahead they'll be.Sure beats giving away a cool 10 billion to a bunch of crooks in Washington.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 22:23 | 4928010 Aussiekiwi
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France will buckle under now and tow the line, it has had its moment of independence.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:15 | 4927535 prymythirdeye
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Osama bin Laden redux.  The boogyman's back

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:24 | 4927554 Ban KKiller
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Banksters and their scum sucking attorneys have done more damage than this idiot will. Guess that is the point?

Send the bankster clan to the Middle East with their attorneys as point "men". 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:27 | 4927559 BobRocket
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That's not Baghdadi, I remember seeing him on the telly back in the 70's

 

Surely this is him

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYMhEmlFp74

 

And don't call him Shirley.

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:40 | 4927584 22winmag
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Ask Bill Clinton what the definition of "IS" is.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 19:48 | 4927611 WTFUD
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Now eat up you fresh raw livers , preferably shia, and you too will have a fashionable beard like mine one day.

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 20:06 | 4927650 loveyajimbo
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He wants face time... will get drone time... unless... his CIA creds rule that out...

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 22:21 | 4928001 Aussiekiwi
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Religion, just another weapon in the arsenal to use to take control, you see Christianity being rolled out in the US as well particularly at election time by candidates, sobbing about how they support good christian values, hypocritical pricks, and its used by US presidents at times to justify actions, hypocritical pricks, needed saying twice.

 

Sat, 07/05/2014 - 23:33 | 4928137 sidiji
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Oh My God...it's Tyler!

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 05:13 | 4928476 groundedkiwi
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Omg he has gone the whole hog and had tooth implants prior to his starring role.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 07:58 | 4928588 q99x2
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Obama is bringing Abu's relatives in with stinger missles up from Brazil, through central america across the Mexican border and into your neighbors house. If you see one of these creatures somebody please call the police and a barber.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 08:08 | 4928597 Chuck Knoblauch
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ISIS is only as good as the CIA.

And we all know how good the CIA is.

hahahahaha........

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 08:49 | 4928661 Lanka
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What's his twitter handle?

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 10:25 | 4928798 Grumbleduke
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Here's what a muslim scholar has to say:

 

When a people cannot themselves see, there will always be those who would gleefully exploit the opportunity to put a chain around their necks, weapons in their hands and money in their pockets, in order to lead them to establish such absurdities as a bogus Islamic Caliphate and to recognize and embrace a false and bogus Im?m al-Mahdi.

That is precisely what is now emerging in Iraq.

It is bogus because of the source of weapons and finance. Who is supplying the state-of-the-art weapons and the finance for this so-called Jih?d? The answer is quite obvious. It is the same Zionist Santa Claus who did it previously in Libya and Syria, who is now doing it in Iraq.

It is also bogus because the Qur'an has prohibited Mualims from entering into such a relationship with an alliance of Jews and Christians. That Judeo-Christian alliance now exists in the Zionist Judeo-Christian alliance which controls power in modern western civilization. The price that they pay for their alliance with NATO in Libya, Syria and now in ISIS, is that they are no longer a part of the community of Muslims. Rather they have now joined Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey and the leaders of the Pakistan Armed Forces as part of the Judeo-Christian Zionist alliance.

http://www.imranhosein.org/articles/islam-and-politics/511-is-the-sunni-...

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