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The CIA Makes A Funny For Its 1 Month Twitter Anniversary
You know it has become a farce when...
No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Remember: all password recovery requests should be sent to the NSA, not the CIA.
What may be less funny to explain is why the CIA was involved in the latest German - you know, the country that is America's biggest "ally" in Europe - spy scandal?
The Central Intelligence Agency was involved in a spying operation against Germany that led to the alleged recruitment of a German intelligence official and has prompted renewed outrage in Berlin, two U.S. officials familiar with the matter said on Monday.
HA HA.
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Apparently don't know where the ISIS leader is either.
Do you inside trade on your own false flags?
You Lie !
Hey CIA, is my hot girlfriend cheating on me?
Hey CIA, i suspect she is banging my midget puerto rican gardner, can you please confirm?
Hey CIA, I have placed a bet on the FIFA World Cup Finals, should I go all in?
Fuck the CIA.
We like to have fun here.
No, he got it right the first time.
The CIA forgot the Moscow Rules:
Don't harrass the opposition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_Rules
It seems a bit late to try to be hip.
There was certainly not a shit load of puts on United, American, Morgan Stanley in the weeks leading up to 9/11.
The SEC dropped the investigation for crying out loud! Would they do that if something was fishy? <sarc off>
Or maybe it was just because it wasn't the patsies front-running the Mossad fireworks show?
Translation: the two poor bastards that got the job of doing social media for the CIA don't have your passwords.
"No, we dont know your password.."
Please forward all requests to The Mossad, they wear the pants in our relationship.
The CIA: what a bunch of joshing, fun guys.
... that murder people with our money.
They use your money to protect the poppy fields.
The take's WAY bigger.
Just think about that. We'd all be stuck with that low quality skank Mexican black tar heroin if it wasn't for them.
Did you see how blasted Travolta got in Pulp Fiction off that Choaka shit? That's your tax dollars at work for you.
That is still using our money to murder people.
the bbc say isis is the biggest richest terror group in history worth billions.
dwarfing any other terror group known or unknown.
and yet this is all new to the cia,mossad,mi5 or 6 the pentagon and ministry of defense multi trillion dollar security infrastructure and everyone is scratching balding dandruff ridden heads.
ho hum
Well, that's just more proof that to prevent that kind of surprise in the future, their going to have to engage in even deeper spying on Americans.
Which means an Executive Order to have a biometric sensor shoved up our rectums. And to add insult to injury, we have to pay for it. Unless of course you quallfy for an Obamaphone in which case your ass sensor is free.
Of course, we'll hear the usual propaganda on this, that's it's not an infringement on our iiberties.
You like your buttplug? Well, you can keep your butt plug!
Well..."Apparently don't know where the ISIS leader is either."
LANGLEY!?
He is probably back at Langley geting more training on how to lie.
I like Edward Snowden but he never says a word about his old employer Al See Eye Aye duh. It leads me to believe he is just a CIA op. Leaking his material through Wash Post aka CIA front newspaper along with Red Shield Mi6 The Guardian. Unless Snowden starts exposing what CIA does then I am not buying it.
Whether you are right or wrong, wasn't his primary objection what was and still is being done inside our borders? What the CIA does to others is secondary to what the government does to us. At least that is my opinion. What do I care about the CIA when is is someone else stepping on my neck? First I have to save myself before I can consider the others much less help them.
I'm surprised they haven't broke out the good'ole tinfoil hat references on anyone who suspects them.
"No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you."
"...because we don't really need or use passwords for any of your accounts."
Sorry, we cannot reattach your head after the guillotine has done it's work.
American citizen, not DC US subject.
Kleptocratic attempt at humor ? .... no, you are being taunted.
It's a smart move. These tweets will be re tweeted and chain email forwarded by the liberal fag crowd and the fox news crowd. Just makes it easier for someone to wave off the snowden crowd and say "the cia are good guys, look at their tweets!"
Not so much "good guys" as "wise guys."
hail hydra
By Thomas Gaist7 July 2014
The overwhelming majority of individuals who have had their emails and other private communications intercepted by the US National Security Agency (NSA) have not been singled out for surveillance as suspected terrorists, according to a report in Sunday’s Washington Post. This includes tens or perhaps hundreds of thousands of US citizens who were monitored without a warrant or any semblance of judicial oversight.
The report, based on documents provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden, concerns not just metadata, but the actual content of communications. The revelations expose the lies not only of US intelligence officials, but also President Barack Obama, who has repeatedly assured the public that the NSA is “not allowed” to access the content of communications, and that “Nobody is listening to your telephone calls.”
The Post analysis is based on a review of 160,000 emails and instant messages, more than 5,000 private photos, and 7,900 documents extracted from 11,000 Internet accounts by the NSA during surveillance operations lasting between 2009 and 2012. It is only one part of a vast dragnet of illegal spy programs run by the agency and its counterparts internationally.
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/07/surv-j07.html
Have you ever even looked at your processes? Press Control+shift+Esc, and have a look. See any backend, bootstrap, or other programs running you might want to turn them off.
Get off Windows...
Get off Windows...
Windows is fine if you dont mind getting your hands dirty. Besides it keeps you on your toes.
It lets you see the thinking behind the code.
Safety is an illusion, delusion. Be naked, be aware.
Windoze phone home! Windoze phone home!
Genuine Validation offering for 3rd parties including "Usage analytics for feedback and metering"
Can you say keystroke logger? I knew ya could...
"See the thinking behind the code"? Not sure I follow.
Why not go with Linux, then, where you can see the code itself? (And change it, if you're not happy?)
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, NO ONE SAW IT COMING!
Ed Snowden work(s)ed for the CIA then NSA but he never says anything bad or never leaks anything about CIA.
Funny how that works. Who is he working for or still working for?
#allyourselfiesareours
they can't send your password but if you continue to want your liberty, kiddy porn will show up on your hard drive...sorryfuckyousorry
They must not have enough to do over there.
deleted. (don't want to be droned)
pussy!
NSA is in charge of password intercepts, CIA is in charge of the drone program. Killing innocent people is worse than spying. Get it now?
#wehaveoutsidecontractors. That do know
I wonder how funny it will be when the NSA takes over the CIA turf war or not CIA is going to lose that fight for funding.
#heyciagofuckaduck
CIA: i am a moderate can i have some guns and money?
#YouLetYourPeopleDieInBenghazi
They let a bunch of people die in Iraq also. They dont care never did. The family bit is PR their is only money, power, control. If you have the latter you dont need the former.
I bet recruiting is stronger then ever too.
Been reading up on their handiwork in Guatemala back in 1954 off & on for the last couple of days...Operation PBSUCCESS. Its no wonder the commies called US politicians "imperialists".
What has happened to those people (dating back to Spanish conquest) is an absolute travesty.
The Brits, Spaniards and Poruguese started it centuries ago
US just refined the methods and the propaganda.
I hear ya.
Lest anyone think I'm going soft on commies, I still hate them with every fiber of my being for turning peoples emotions (hopes & dreams) into just another route to statist power for them, the oligarchs.
and they are helping Israel wipe Palestine and its people off the map. They want to SUPERSIZE Israel and practice GENOCIDE
tupac is dead but e. bernays lives.
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Rockpile When I Write The Book 1980
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVWONJzy80
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musical suggestion for interlude porpoises
sourly or soulfully. (that garbled statement
took ten minutes with googly chrome)same with
desplorer .....
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anyway, like it matters, let me/us move on .....
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BOOM SHAKALAK - APACHE INDIAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12_g_5SY3zw
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the best and brightest know where it is happening.
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BEACH BLANKET BINGO (1965) R.I.P. ANNETTE FUNICELLO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ngTd7SPFCw
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The Century of the Self
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-century-of-the-self/
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Century of Enslavement: The History of The Federal Reserve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJeemTQ7Vk
We don't have your passwords but we still got your money, losers.
#CriminalsInAmerica
Oh yeah. Fucking hilarious. Twats.
i heard a rumor that the the employees at the nsa, cia
and boozy allen must, before they wake in the am, dream
of blowing the desiccated member of e. bernays. this
cannot even be possible is my thought so i dismiss the rumor
as fallacious.
Dismiss it as felatio!
did they mention anything about the dancing israelis of 911 or the mossad truck bomb heading towards george washington bridge or are the questions naturally anti semetic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNGPFVOYmhg
Yes, never forget to mention the danciing Israelis at any opportunity.
check the images moshe.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=white+phosphorus+israel+burns
Those silly wanna-be's, trying to be all relational and shit with the new generation in bed with "government." Do they think they are now part of DHS or something....
No, we don’t know where Tupac is
or ISIS either #bitchez
Yeah... it's all very sad... And ehm... you still payin' taxes btw?
Any heroin jokes?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Bush
#SpyOnGermany
#WasteOfTaxMoney
#BombThatWedding
#SpyingForPoutyFag