Forget ECB's Bazooka, Here Is China's Anti-Pollution Gun

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It was a month ago when we showed 13 "insane" proposals to fix China's unprecedented smog problem, which incidentally is now worse than any other place in the developed (or developing) world due to the country's ridiculous and unmatched pace of industrialization. As it turns out while those ideas may indeed have been insane, what we saw overnight reported by China's Xinhua is, while still completely bizarre, certainly fully operational, supposedly.

Presenting China's "anti-pollution" gun which puts even the ECB's (and certainly Hank Paulson's) "bazooka" to shame.


Technicians adjust the parameters on the "multi-purpose" anti-smog car. In Zhangjiakou City, Hebei Province, the first station called the "fog gun" multi-purpose vehicle, is being used for fog suppression. The versatile vehicle can spray mist into the air, blasting water mist at a distance of 100 meters, 60 meters high, to achieve rapid fog suppression purposes. Xinhua News Agency

Some more pictures of what any other day could be confused with preparations for World War III.

Surely this alone will boost the next Chinese Markit manufacturing survey through the roof as suddenly every producer will feel so much better now that China's pollution has been fixed (that and the whole "hey Markit, nice IPO you got there, would be a shame if anything bad were to happen to your stock price...")


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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:13 | 4933543 ultimate warrior
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I think I saw that thing in the new Transformers movie.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:29 | 4933591 max2205
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Good placebo

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:35 | 4933608 chumbawamba
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Long anti-pollution cannon manufacturers.


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:05 | 4933676 knukles
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Anthromorphic Global Wanking

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:22 | 4933735 jbvtme
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i keep looking for the industrial symbol that we've hit bottom. until now, it was the leaf blower.  might have a ways to go yet

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:47 | 4933837 pods
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At least China has an over abundance of fresh water to waste?


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:47 | 4933840 Manthong
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They have stolen Nancy Pelosi’s oral cavity and respiratory system.

..or was that Biden’s?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:21 | 4934295 BlackChicken
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Sorry Manthong, that's her bidet.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:49 | 4934513 MeMadMax
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Good idea in theory.

Too bad you need a few thousand of those to actually make a difference...


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:56 | 4935296 Manthong
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If they really work, they will probably make more than a few thousand.. in just a couple of months.

But I wonder how much pollution the engines spew V the smog abated.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:56 | 4934066 Atomizer
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What? No clown popped out of the cannon?

Butthole Surfers - Human Cannonball

/ heheheee

Edit: Fuck, found it after I posted. Here you go.


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:44 | 4934055 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture"......kidding me ??!!

I feel a Kinison coming on.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:15 | 4933548 wakablahh
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I still don't get what it does. It shoots water to thicken the smog so it doesn't fall into the city? huh?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:22 | 4933573 Big Corked Boots
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Basically, yes. A fine water mist theoretically will adhere to particulates in the air and wash them down the storm drain. The technology has been used in demolition projects for years... and it is only a little bit effective. Of course, the contaminants end up downstream. Sucks to be there, but the dead pigs in the river probably won't complain.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:08 | 4934112 Jumbotron
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Looking at those pictures......there's justice coming.  Gotta be for that kind of shit.  But nobody's gonna like it.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:18 | 4933720 Matt
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Better to have coal dust in the water than in your lungs, I think. As long as nothing needs to consume that water ...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:19 | 4933725 SAT 800
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I have to comment on the line that the pollution is due to the insane pace of industrialization. this simply isn't true. China, nationally, is a wealthy county, they can afford to put scrubbers and electrostatic precipatators on the smoke stacks of their coal fired power plants. But they don't give a shit. you can't sue their government, and they won't make anything off of it, so why bother? They could easily afford newer and much, much, cleaner burning coal fired powered plants, but they don't give a shit. once again, it's a centrally dictated economy; the people's opinion means nothing; so why bother? They have two shit-loads, ( which is a large number ), of crummy semi-effecient coal fired power plants, and they're still building them ! You can't un-elect a communist party boss; and they have other things to do with the money, so there you go.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:57 | 4933893 ziggy59
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Its not its using petroleum to help rid air of pollutants.?

On Bizarro World " they am" very proud...

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:16 | 4934482 Antifaschistische
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water mist, or rain, or Niagra will adhere to atmospheric particulates.  But I still don't get it.   If they're going to use this much energy to blow mist down the drain, why didn't they just put a giant HEPA filter on the back of that truck and filter the air.

But that's not efficient either compared to just putting a catalytic converter on the cars and dealing with it at the source.   The problem with China is that they've grown so rapidly they have no means of enforcing stricter auto polution standards.   I think they'll figure it out eventually, but we'll see a lot of abstractions along the way.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:15 | 4933549 Frank N. Beans
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giant fart machine

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:07 | 4933930 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ah, ah, your comment having closeness of accuracy possessing.

Machine condensates and precipites harmful matter judiciously. Air pollutements concentrated into brown paste given then to roadside depositions cleverness of manner. Air breathings now the cleanly.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:15 | 4933550 i_call_you_my_base
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So in other words, an acid rain generator?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:06 | 4933678 knukles
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Bingo!  And we have a winner!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:25 | 4933756 Amish Hacker
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Yes. State-of-the-art electronics cleverly turn a small amount of the air pollution into water pollution.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:20 | 4933988 old naughty
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My 100 meter is clean(-er), who gives a shit 100 km downstream.

Not industrialization.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:14 | 4933961 pods
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That Chinese lettering on the side of it roughly translated:

"Makin it rain, Bitchez!"


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:19 | 4933560 screw face
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impressive............. MOAR thrust

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:28 | 4933585 ImnotPOTUS
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A re-purposed snow making blower.

I wonder if the instructions on the side mention DO NOT USES BELOW 10C.


Never-mind that one, I see it is pumping some sort of liquid.

It reminds me of the Steven Wright joke. I put a humidifier and a de-humidifier in a closed room and let them fight it out.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:30 | 4934017 mjcOH1
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"Never-mind that one, I see it is pumping some sort of liquid."


They'll soon enough realize they can spray untreated sewage from it, and still call it an anti-smog machine.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:28 | 4933587 NOTaREALmerican
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Hmmm.   I liked the mayor of Mexico City's smog idea much better:  Build a ring of fans around the basin that Mexico City is in, and blow the smog away.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:29 | 4933592 cougar_w
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Maybe I'm just tired, but I see that as test runs for a new kind of anti-crowd weapon.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:35 | 4933611 robertocarlos
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Replace the water with gas and light the fuse.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:16 | 4933715 knukles
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Betcha ICE and Border Patrol order up a whole buncha these things to wash the newly arrived masses.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:25 | 4933754 kaiserhoff
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That's not nice, knucks.

Hilarious, but not nice;)

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:31 | 4933598 Bastiat
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Mobile snow maker on cold days; it could be followed around by a sand truck -- a Krugmanian wet dream.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:33 | 4933602 Dublinmick
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They are probably directing the smog Japan's way as retribution for bowing to the war criminal shrine.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:34 | 4933604 Lin S
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I like it.  Can I buy one at Wal-Mart?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:27 | 4933763 kaiserhoff
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Attach that some bitch to  a smart car (aka stoopid car) and I think you got sumpin'..,

  but WTF?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:42 | 4933622 One And Only
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Water is a greenhouse gas. In fact water (aka water mist, aka H2O) retains far more heat than carbon dioxide. So clearly this device is a provocation of war aimed at every liberal in the US with an iphone made in China.

If the liberal global warming fanatics are correct in their "science" this weapon was created to destroy coastal cities all over the world.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:45 | 4933631 Big Corked Boots
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Release the Gore.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:04 | 4933672 cougar_w
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Water has a residency time in atmosphere of about 9 days. For CO2, when turn-over is considered it's about 2,000 years.

You can play around with water all you want to, in 9 days it doesn't matter what you did.

With CO2, you get to live with what you did for 2,000 years.

If you don't get any of that, fine. Nobody else gets it either.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:07 | 4933686 knukles
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So the more I breathe, the more immortal I become.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:10 | 4933694 cougar_w
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Dude. You were already a ZH immortal about 3 years ago. Any other kind of immortality pales in comparison.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:15 | 4933712 knukles
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Gasping for breath!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:33 | 4933785 One And Only
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:34 | 4933792 cougar_w
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We gave up guessing about shit like that 300 years ago.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:51 | 4933830 One And Only
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So if Antarctica measured in ice is growing (most recorded in modern history) and so are the northern polar ice caps...and the temperature of the Earth has been cooling. How does the residence time of water not matter?

It seems to me as Antarctica grows (less water in the atmosphere) and the temperature of the planet has been cooling it very much matters.

By the way the residence time of water in Antarctica is 20,000 years. So the fact that Antarctica is growing at such a rapid clip should be disconcerting.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:53 | 4933879 cougar_w
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Making no sense at all.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:00 | 4933898 One And Only
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Water is the largest contributor to the greenhouse gas theory. So more ice in antarctica (and north pole) = less water evaporating from oceans (as more water is concentrated and "frozen" in ice). The Earth has actually been cooling over the last couple of decades when one removes the manipulated data from NOAA (NOAA admitted).

With a longer residency time in ice and less water in the atmosphere and the climate has been cooling how does this not make sense?

Less water in atmoshere = cooler climate.

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