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ISIS' Latest And Most Ambitious Plan Yet: Invade Spain

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While Spain may have been scrambling for the past several years to figure out how to spin its economy, boasting one of the highest unemployment rates in the Eurozone, as recovering, coming up with numerous changes to what it believes should constitute GDP, most recently including an estimate of the contribution hookers and blow add to the economy, a surprising place which has emerged as a potential source of huge economic upside for Spain's economy is none other than the recently established Islamic State created by the ISIS al-Qaeda spin off. Because, stunningly, in a story right out of a history book covering the Islamic Conquest and subsequent Reconquista (however not in the middle ages but in the 21st century), the hardest-core Islamists around, those which even al-Qaeda deemed too "extremist", appears to have sworn to invade Spain next!

Just think of the epic GDP boost a new Christian-Muslim war fought on European soil would generate...

As RT reported over the weekend, a group of jihadists claiming to be part of ISIS have vowed to invade Spain along with all other “occupied lands” in a video posted on the web. The men say Spain is the land of their forefathers and that they are prepared to die for their nascent Islamic State.

The men say Spain is the land of their forefathers and that they are prepared to die for their nascent Islamic State.


The video of two men claiming to be militants from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has taken the Spanish media by storm. The minute-long footage shows them speaking in Spanish, and saying that ISIS will take over Spain.

“I tell you, Spain is the land of our forefathers, and, Allah willing, we are going to liberate it, with the might of Allah,” says one of the men. He adds that the group won’t stop at Spain and intends to spread its Islamic Caliphate across the world.

 “I say to the entire world as a warning: We are living under the Islamic banner, the Islamic Caliphate. We are going to die for it until we liberate all the occupied lands, from Jakarta to Andalusia,” he said.

The footage has not yet been independently verified, but it would not be the first video released by the group. Last month, ISIS released a propaganda video entitled: “There Is No Life Without Jihad” in which Australian and British members of the group appealed in English for Muslims across the world to join their cause.

“We have brothers from Bangladesh, from Iraq, from Cambodia, Australia and the UK,” says a militant called Abu Muthanna al-Yemeni, who himself comes from Britain, according to a video caption.

The full clip is below:

In other words, ISIS may or may not wage war on Spain next. The only question we have is whether Eurostat will add back the non-GAAP GDP benefits from such a war now, on a purely one-time, non-recurring pro forma basis, of course, or actually wait for war to break out. Judging by the circus European economic data has become, we would wager money on "now."


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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:02 | 4932221 Frostfan1
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These guys at ISIS could say they're going to invade America and bring Kate Upton back and every news outlet would put them on the front page.  These guys are worse media whores than the Kardashians!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:03 | 4932226 gh0atrider
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:05 | 4932249 COSMOS
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Much easier to invade the USA via Mexico

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:10 | 4932283 max2205
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The all look like MLB players in the play offs trying to not jix themselves.


What's not to like

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4932300 Manthong
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At least they will have some pre-built homey spaces in Granada.

I wonder what they could re-fi the Alhambra for.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:18 | 4932331 Keyser
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The Crusades 2.0, a Warner Bros production... 


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:19 | 4932342 TeamDepends
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Well that didn't take long......  Is al-BagDaddy already dead, and if so who was in yesterday's video, Baghdad Bob?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:31 | 4932421 knukles
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Don't worry, be happy.

Obie will let them help you in your diversity efforts.
Long live the Caliphate

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:51 | 4932521 Stackers
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The Moors are coming ?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:18 | 4932637 knukles
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When the going gets tough some people go golfing

Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah

I toldju people not to talk about Spain.  No I didn't mean the country, I meant the people coming in the country, the ones who speak Spanish FFS.
Nobody fucking listens to me.  I ran whole communities and still, nobody listens to me.  I even told Hansel not to let Gretel into that house in the sketchy part of town and look what happened?  She got baked into a fucking sugar cookie.  Listen to me!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:25 | 4932680 cifo
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Can't they just buy Spain?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:39 | 4932759 Bollixed
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The Reign in Spain is mainly in the pain...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:01 | 4932854 knukles
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Do these guys have scabies?
Are they willing to ride in buses?
...lot to be considered...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:36 | 4933302 Lore
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ISIS could use an image consultant:

Buyer's Guide For Choosing The Best Electric Shaver

And try some new music to lighten the mood, so maybe they won't look so damn miserable all the time:

Muppets - The Rainbow Connection

The name "ISIS" is too western-pseudo-occult.  "US" is taken.  "ISis-Ra-El" is taken.  What about the more inclusive (and with historical antecedent) "IS TOO?" 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:08 | 4933527 Hugh G Rection
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How do you change the name of links? I'm tired of posting www.longassfuckingurl

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:49 | 4933634 Siniverisyys
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Just a thought... I wonder if the same hand that feeds ISIS is paying them to stir the pot. Western countries are in desperate need of a boogey-man. 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:17 | 4934128 nmewn
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The term "Western" is a matter of standing in one spot and declaring something to be western, isn't it?

But Putin would nev...oh, never mind ;-)

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 03:01 | 4934563 All Risk No Reward
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Emmanuel Goldstein in the flesh...

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 00:33 | 4934409 Lore
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ISIS has CIA written all over it. = Al CIAda Spinoff.

ISIS EXPOSED 100% AS CIA OPERATION: "The Next Bin Laden is Here" - Don't Be Fooled (c/o YouTube, 15 min)

@ Hugh: 

* Allow ZH to create pop-up windows in your browser.

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SAVE (submit) your finished post, and the link should appear the way you want. Try some practice posts with different named links. We've all been there. Regards

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:58 | 4934232 leftcoastfool
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Hugh- Check out Cheers...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:47 | 4932795 Mesquite
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Weapons and Drugs don't mix (well)...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:59 | 4933070 e_goldstein
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There are tens of thousands of Mexican cartel members who vehemently disagree with your statement.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:46 | 4934200 Lanka
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Did you forget Vietnam?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:28 | 4932707 Herd Redirectio...
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Whats next, they are going to siege Vienna again?

Luckily, from reading history, I know how the story ends.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:44 | 4932781 DanDaley
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The Mohammedans have always maintained that they OWN Spain, and that they are in a temporary, irredentist (there's a fancy word for ya) position of not being in possession of's theirs and they want it back. This is not a surprise.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:33 | 4932965 Monty Burns
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Hey, they already have invaded Spain! As you'll see if you visit Seville, Barcelona or Cadiz. The most common "Christian" name in Spain last year was Mohammed.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:11 | 4933099 DanDaley
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When I was in Barcelona back in '92, they were marching for their rights...I can just imagine the reconquista de España is progressing apace.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:58 | 4933656 TheReplacement
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I'm of Scandi blood and I want the Danelaw, Ireland, Iceland, Greenland, Vineland, Gotland, and the entire east all the way down to Kiev back.  Oh and Normandy too.  I also want 48,000 pounds of gold and silver.  I promise I will never, ever, in the history of the world raid your shores again.  Until next year.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:03 | 4933078 TheGardener
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El Andalusz is no news, the new caliphate to be born out of former France and equally ethnically fucked up enough to go to no go zones.

Compromising the territory of all of former western Germany
beyond the Rhine, possibly till the Danube because Austria
is all but exhausted of worthy inhabitants that would teach invaders a lesson.

Poles to the rescue. Well, spell that myth again for a bunch of real cowards again and their is ancient struggles to call
back on or real forces are called upon with. Beware the Wehrmacht, best of forces, best of creed, best of stunning losers...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:34 | 4934165 nmewn
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Oh ye of so little faith, trapped inside the comfort the vessel you built for yourself, it, being entrusted now to others wholly unworthy of you.

Will you now entrust them to give it and you to another?

This is the question ;-)

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 07:37 | 4934754 mjcOH1
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"Compromising the territory of all of former western Germany
beyond the Rhine, possibly till the Danube because Austria
is all but exhausted of worthy inhabitants that would teach invaders a lesson."

With history busy repeating itself, I'll be expecting Vlad the Impaler to publicly skewer a few hundred jihadis and hold one front.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:14 | 4933124 Bingo Hammer
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You're right BigJim, where has it gone and why?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:17 | 4933141 Anybody
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BigJim - good catch. I also wonder why.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 00:22 | 4934401 conscious being
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BigJim - Thanks for that.  Hit too close to home?

"Why Merkel is sooo silent - me thinks the NSA is blackmailing her (and likely most other gov. leaders too)"?

Check out the posting history of cifo who replied to you.  Two and a half years and five posts, all simple nothings.  The intent is to obscure your post and make a sub-thread based on your post difficult.

Anyways, Nice Job.  Thanks.





Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:15 | 4932638 macholatte
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Much easier to invade the USA via Mexico


USA already been invaded via the White House.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:15 | 4932639 Ignatius
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The Crusade for Moorish Dignity.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:24 | 4932672 Hugh G Rection
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:34 | 4932738 HamRove
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Thank you......pure evil?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:45 | 4933249 Dugald
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Now is that the New Hampshire Moors or the Oregan lot?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:36 | 4933603 Chandos
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Don't want tobe 'that guy' again, but I think the right term is «Moops»...


Edit: It would appear that I have been beaten at first cracking that little joke...Oh well!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:21 | 4932346 Pladizow
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I can picture Akbar and his camel singing, "I've got high hopes, I'veg ot high hopes......."

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:42 | 4932480 Manthong
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Once there was a bad ISIS plant

Thought he’d fake a Baghdadi rant

Everyone knows a plant can’t fake a Baghdadi rant

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:08 | 4932597 TahoeBilly2012
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Invade Spain? Just walk in a take it, no one fucking cares anymore.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:37 | 4932755 barre-de-rire
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even better,  they should go france, as 40% of the country is already  niggers & fuckin arabians from maroc algeria & tunisia.



Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:31 | 4932959 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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I am open to some of the ideas and criticisms of Libertarianism, but comments such as yours sharply increase my suspicion that it's just another far-right, deeply racist fringe group.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:34 | 4932973 TahoeBilly2012
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Oh shutup Larssen and go row your long boat.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:11 | 4933085 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Let me explain something to you. Young "whites" such as myself increasingly marry with "non-whites" in today's age. In other words, not only are our spouses and in-law families not "white", our children typically aren't viewed as such by society either. As a result, a growing number of us are developing a personal stake at bettering the social mobility of non-whites. Or, at the very least, to protect them from the consequences of racism and discrimination.

I am all for criticism of an unhinged Wall Street and its cheerleaders in the financial media. That is how I found my way to this website in the first place. What I don't appreciate is the virulent neo-Nazi rethoric of some around here.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:11 | 4933109 Arnold
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Donate a dollar to my fund?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:15 | 4933546 RafterManFMJ
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Remember, a (black) mind be a turribile thing ta waist.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:03 | 4933668 TheReplacement
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Dr Carson would agree with you.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:19 | 4933149 Sean7k
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The Nazis showed no bias towards blacks, just ask Jesse Owens. He was treated better by the Nazis than in America. The concept of Aryan supremacy was a gift from America and something both nation's scientists worked on prior to WWII. Now, I can understand rants against jews, but then, you seem to be in favor of anti Wall Street rhetoric and the jewish controlled financial media. So, I am left confused, do you even know what a nazi is? Or are just another brainwashed Western mind in search of someone to blame?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:30 | 4933190 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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I agree that you are deeply confused about many of these things. But I think your confusion was sown long before I ever came into the picture.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:39 | 4933224 Sean7k
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Well, when you come up with a rational argument, get in touch. Your ignorance of history is appalling.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:22 | 4933737 TheReplacement
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That strawman you are pummelling is starting to come apart.  He implied he doesn't like the criminal action on WS.  You translate that into hating Jews?  Did you and Barack share the same debate coach or what?  Did you share more than that?  Is that you Bodyman?

Oh, can't ask Jesse since he's dead you buffoon.  While Hitler did not directly snub Owens it might have been because he wasn't even there that day since IOC officials had informed him he had to receive all victors or none (this was after another black American had won a medal and had effectively been snubbed by Hitler who failed to receive the victor).  To the point, your history is incomplete and you are misleading.  Owens spoke of Hitler and FDR, not Nazis and Americans (TMK).  Individuals not all people.  Dumbass thugs like you just don't get distinctions like that.  You are probably the type who would go to Wall Street looking for some justice and waste a bike messenger because he came out of the wrong building instead of the people who actually steal from you there.  Picture it, you shoot some Italian messenger guy and that night on the news they show you being apprehended while shouting about Jews.  Classic.  Hell, you are just one big walking false flag opportunity for the criminal state to frame.  With allies like you who needs suicide vests?


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:14 | 4933957 Sean7k
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If you are unaware of the per capta jewish influence in banking on Wall Street, well, your ignorance is your problem- same with the media. 

There is plenty of historical evidence on how well Jesse Owens was treated in Germany and the many adoring fans- including Hitler. In the US, he had to use special bathrooms and eat in certain restaurants. You do the math, genius.

As for the rest of your comment, you accuse me of strawmen? You don't know me. So, I'll just assume you want to paint some horrific picture, because everyone normal loves the jews. Get real, they have thousands of years of dissatisfied customers. Hitler was correct about the "solution"- put them in their own country and have nothing to do with them. Bet you didn't even know enough history to realize that little tidbit.

If you want to rant, save it for someone who cares...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:43 | 4934190 TheReplacement
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How many jews are there in the world?  How many of those "influence" banking on Wall Street (sheesh, as if the problem is limited to just bank influence on Wall Street lmao) - all of them?  Show any kind of evidence.

White non-jewish criminals have committed every kind of crime that exists but you don't call out the white race do you?  You are a hypocrit.  Actually it is either that or you just are not capable of expressing yourself in any kind of coherent manner.

Criminals need justice.  Races have nothing to do with it.  Theft is theft, rape is rape, and murder is murder no matter the race or religion of the doer.


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:52 | 4934356 ThroxxOfVron
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"White non-jewish criminals have committed every kind of crime that exists but you don't call out the white race do you?"

Please do FUCK OFF with your ignorant racist bullshit.

There is NO 'white race', nor is there a 'black race'.

We have plenty of criminal scumbag motherfuckers to hang, and some of them are lighter and some of them are darker; and no quarter or pass should be given to any based on their complexions.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 20:25 | 4933755 Cloud9.5
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Might want to google fate of Rhineland Bastards.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:19 | 4933976 Sean7k
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Why? The German people are hardworking, proud people of character and integrity. Now, they may not measure up to the disgusting filth called jews (that was General Patton's opinion) in your mind, but I like to think that a single small nation that was that effective against the combined might of the US, Britain and Russia showed their superiority with flying colors.

Google that...


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:32 | 4934324 Penniless Spectator
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Really? I guess that Hitler wouldn't shake his hand because he was worried about spreading germs.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 07:07 | 4934715 Sean7k
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The President of the IOC  asked Hitler not to shake anyone's hand because it would show favoritism. Are you that brainwashed or just ignorant of history?

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 22:16 | 4938144 Penniless Spectator
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Oh sorry I missed the IOC briefing notes for the entire 30's. Sorry for my glaring ignorance of importiant historical events. The IOC has been composed of Fascists from then to now, but thanks for clearing up the whole event. I thought the whole thing was due to his stated and written belief in white suppremacy,a but the whole thing was a misunderstanding.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:42 | 4933171 TheGardener
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You will be called to account to your racial crimes young men. Not by your hopefully loving wife. Crime as committed
is your bastard children, and they will hate you for it and no hell will relieve you from what they will endure.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:47 | 4933635 25or6to4
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I wonder what "young whites like yourself" are going to think of all your enlightened minority populations once the North Sea oil deposits dry up. Your clean and quaint towns and cities are going to resemble more of Detroit than what you are used to now. Can't beleive scandinaviens were foolish enough to buy into the lie of multiculturalism.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:36 | 4934504 Welder
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In fact, it's just ethnic cleansing wraped in fancy words.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:12 | 4933110 Sean7k
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Where do you get libertarianism from? The people I met in Sweden were educated, are you the exception?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:21 | 4933153 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Zero Hedge is largely a Libertarian project, which is reflected in the site's consistent criticism of central bank policies and "big government", as it puts it. While it follows that not all of the commentators on its forums are therefore Libertarian as well, remarks such as those from barre-de-rire seem a little too common around here. Hence my remark.

Also, I am Norwegian. Not Swedish. =)

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:35 | 4933214 Sean7k
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Really? You complain about bias and then practice it yourself? There are libertarians(whatever that means) here, but not all nor do they necessarily make the kind of comments barre-de-rire did. Further, a minarchist or anarchist would have similar complaints about central banks and government. 

Distinctions are important, like yours about being Norwegian (perhaps you feel about the Swedes like the Danish do?)

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:43 | 4933240 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Bare-de-rire's comments were well beyond biased -- they were discriminatory and racist, outright. It's telling that my comments provoke more ire in you than those of a person who is openly using racial slurs.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:09 | 4933320 Sean7k
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You think you're the only one whom can discern this? His bias is no greater than your own. The beauty of ZH is we are allowed to make many comments no other site would allow. We refer to this as freedom of speech. We don't expect the State to determine what we are allowed to hear or say. You may enjoy this form of tyranny, but many of us don't.

Personally, there are many comments I choose not respond to, his in particular. However, your comment is hides tyranny behind a facade of social approval- a much more insidious and dangerous propaganda. 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:26 | 4933371 Crawdaddy
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:57 | 4933376 25or6to4
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@ Eirik ML
Oh my gosh, both discriminatory and racist comments. We can't have that going on in the land of free speech. Perhaps you suggest the same policies as your neighbors in Sweden and throw Barre-de-rire in jail like they have with the artist Dan Park.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:50 | 4934206 TheReplacement
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Your point is not valid.

He is not trying to suppress free speech.  He disagrees with discriminatory and racist comments and is objecting.  Your arguing the point above would make you just as guilty as him of trying to censor or censure free speech. 

If you support the right of people to say stupid illogical things then you should support the right of others to say they disagree.  Instead of arguing the merits of the discriminatory and racist comments you try to shut him down.  Thomas Jefferson you aint.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 00:54 | 4934452 25or6to4
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Point not valid? Eirik Magnus Larssos comment # 4933085 starts off by stating " Young whites such as myself increasingly marry with non - whites". He is just as racist as anyone else is he just chose a different race. I guess we should all bow down to the new breed of übermensch that will become their offspring which is the attitude I find of a lot of mixed couples.
I fail to see your argument in any of my comments of attempting to shut down or censor, as if I have the power to do that, his comments. As a matter of fact, I was sorry to see him not commenting any longer. If you wish to see real censorship in action I would suggest you learn a little Swedish and investigate what is going on over there. Try searching the name Dan Parks and see what you come up with. He recently had his art work display confiscated by the Swedish police for his political views, I.g. , not loving Swedens immigration policy. He has also spent a number of month in prison for the crime of " intolorance to minorities". Or perhaps you would like to see these policies initiated on this side of the pond yourself?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:07 | 4933525 g speed
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 hey you wanna be cool -----I bet you just lose it when one of those "niggers" calls another one of those "niggers" a "nigger" happens all the time----but I guess you know that---make you feel left out when they talk "black"?????---so if you had black are you ever going back?????   You like that high maintanance stuff "I got some Purto Rican girls just dying to met ya" --  

You sound like a punk to me- "some like to be abused"  -sticking up for em???  They won't stickup for you-if you get in the way they'll slap the shit outa you-- you'll be the first to get thrown to the sharks-- whitey ----wise up--and better yet don't run your mouth every time you hear slang.  It just draws attention to your awkward situation. Had enough???  Take a hint from some one like Justice Thomas and shut up about your wife--ass hole.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:48 | 4933262 Dugald
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Almost right, its really just another fiendish British plot, wait n see.......

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 00:52 | 4934441 Suisse
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Eirik, you're a communist shill.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 00:58 | 4934455 25or6to4
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Indeed he is along with cohort TheReplacement, fitting name for someone who picks up Eiriks slack.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:12 | 4934470 TheGrandChessboard
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Your a race traitor and when the DAY OF THE ROPE COMES YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES . Personally I would rather end the world in a nuclear holocaust then hand it over to the non-whites. The only good non-white is a dead non-white

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:44 | 4933247 neidermeyer
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France is next up... I have a cousin that is NYPD ,, he got bored back in the 80's and went on a trip to South Africa just to do ride-alongs with their PD and shoot up townships ... I know he'd be up for visiting Spain and shooting up some islamic sand n*ggers.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:15 | 4932311 Harbanger
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Spain should skip the whole invasion part of history and the reconquista and move straight to the Spanish Inquisition.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:45 | 4932492 ebear
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Hmmm.... I wasn't expecting that

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:58 | 4932551 Bananamerican
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"Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and Propaganda! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, Propaganda, and near fanatical devotion to the Caliph! Um, I'll come in again...”

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:58 | 4932553 SilverIsKing
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Nobody does.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:06 | 4932587 Headbanger
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Bring in.... the Comfy Chair....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:29 | 4932710 Carl Spackler
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You "beat me to the punch" or punchline, Silverisking!

Nobody sees it coming.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:14 | 4933118 Arnold
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Once they assimilate and speak the "hispanic" language, it should be cool.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:47 | 4933261 TheGardener
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And while we are at it, what about debunking the whole foul story of supposed enlightenment ?

I`m sick of all this justification for eternal progress.

All I see is progressives fucking up each and every stage,
and I`m particular to my European forbears, aristocratic
but fully treasonous as I assume.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:26 | 4932685 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Got to love the low-key racism. =)

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:31 | 4933399 Crawdaddy
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A norwegian, a wop, a kike and a hippie walk into a such joke exists.

Damn you Norwegians!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:35 | 4933411 25or6to4
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I will take low key racism over the lie of multiculturalism any day. You should be welcoming ISIS into Norway if you are true to your politics. After all, it's more diversity to enjoy.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:44 | 4934339 Penniless Spectator
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Multiculturalism works fine if all parties start with mutual respect, honest acceptance, and an ethic to work for the prosperity of the county in question. We have many different culture a in costal BC Canada, and while nothing is perfect, it does work. The problem stems from your outlook, not multiculturalism.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:09 | 4934473 TheGrandChessboard
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Multiculturism has turned canada into another third world hell hole

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:09 | 4934474 TheGrandChessboard
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Multiculturism has turned canada into another third world hell hole

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 01:18 | 4934485 25or6to4
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If you think multiculturalism works anywhere then you have become the new soviet man, congratulations. Apparently those thick political glasses you wear forbid you to see the cultural and economic wastelands they have wrought both in Europe and N America. All I see is Europe and US being turned into third world nations where once culturally cohesive and prosperous nations stood. Love multiculturalism do you? Try east LA, Detroit, Camden NJ for starters. I highly doubt you would live to tell your story past the first night in any one of these cities.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 23:20 | 4938345 Penniless Spectator
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Yes I do love multiculturalisim. I like people of diifferent races, and I like the communities they build. Come to Vancouver, tell me how bad it is. Yeah right.


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 07:52 | 4934764 Raging Debate
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Larssen - I am going to change my avatar to bugs bunny holding a red martian child.

At any one given time there is always a people to exploit. The excuses to rob them always come from government with mindless mobs joining in various forms.

I like the concept of equality. I could care less what color a person is. Mist Americans would agree.

You either care about the rest of the species and try to add value or you don't. But if we're going to discuss concepts like equality than I would opine we have had far too many years of focus on equality the last four decades and not nearly enough on liberty or justice which as a concept tends to drive equality forward. Special laws toward or against groups as said is cover for robbery.

Try this simple exercise. Draw a pyramid with three spaces. At the top put concepts, in the middle put issues and at the bottom put details. We all should think conceptually but government promotes wedge issues down like racism. That way you never think conceptually about the big picture and are mired in endless issues and details while getting looted.

The opposite of positive concepts exist in a binary system too and there is scale in-between. Once this is understood one can build a perspective that mitigates risk which includes wasting time on whatever entity is looking to rob including time which can be better spent earning and avoiding.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:37 | 4934172 Atomizer
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Cuál es tu nombre? Estamos aquí para tomar el control, órdenes gringos. Somos el ISIS. Podemos hablar con su líder?

/they really think we will believe this shit. Not a chance.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:07 | 4932259 insanelysane
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Now if I were running an upstart terrorist organization and wanted to takeover a country, I'm thinking Cyprus or Greece would be a good place to start.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:18 | 4932338 Zirpedge
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No Spain is perfect. Disaffected youth and a fractured country with many states seperated by different languages and traditions. The Moorish architecture can legitimately be seized upon as theirs. The could say that they owned this place historically and are meerly taking it back. This legal justification has been successfully applied elsewhere and accepted by world powers. 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:33 | 4932430 knukles
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Right to Protect  (R2P)  as enshrined by the UN.

"Commin' back ta' bite-cha, babe!"

Also referred to as Karma, motherfuckers.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:14 | 4932621 CuttingEdge
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I'd say the UK is far more likely a target than Spain. The Spanish don't bend over backwards while taking it up the arse from the ragheads like the Brits do (all in the name of political correctness and multifuckingculturism). Or maybe the Mozzies in the part of Spain I live in are keeping a very low profile.

Besides, there's 400 or so homegrown nutters from the UK fighting in Syria against Assad - good training for the Jihad to come in Tower Hamlets .

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 19:06 | 4933524 Sirius Wonderblast
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To stand up for we Brits if I may, it's the cockmunching tosspots in Westminster and their media spunkbuckets who are so fond of the multicultural bollocks. Not yer man in the street.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:03 | 4932861 the tower
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LOL, you obviously have no clue about Spain. Americans should refrain from commenting about anything beyond their own borders. Clueless.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:57 | 4934228 Lanka
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A magnanimous gesture on your part!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:18 | 4932337 ebworthen
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It's the Crusades all over again.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:27 | 4933379 BurningFuld
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When they first started all of this ISIS shit I was thinking to myself that were just pissed about losing Spain. Hey I was fucking right!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:26 | 4934152 TheGardener
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"It's the Crusades all over again."

Wishful thinking. And buy the ways, commenting on the evident invasion has been made illegal in most of the European United Dependent Fiefdoms.

No miscoloured creatures thrown back at sea, very much invited to color ethnic diversity at sickening welfare

Not that I would not globally promote decadent measures
that would bring the system down.

But it is you and me down first.

You and self righteous you`s and me`s for a start.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:35 | 4932438 msmith9962
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Didnt the Moops already do this?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:39 | 4932451 Kirk2NCC1701
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Europe's to  far.  Why not do The Obvious?  Invade Israel, and make it ISIS.IL.

The sooner these desert tribes duke it out, the better the world will be off.  Allah vs. Elohim.  My dad can beat your dad.  My god can beat your god.  Place your bets, bring the popcorn.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:36 | 4932744 Herd Redirectio...
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And cut off the funding?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:37 | 4933219 post turtle saver
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I read that as "ISIS Illinois"... which makes sense if you think about it

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:20 | 4933984 Reptil
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But this is not possible? Ce n'est pas possible, non?

Because all spanish workers are VERY CONTENT, with the wonderful and much needed IMF ECB dictated labourmarket reorganisation. Spain is a SHINING EXAMPLE of the Eurozone. So forget it, ISIS, no chance.
Because Christine LaGarde said so!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4932307 Jumbotron
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Let them meet...... EL CID !

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:04 | 4932580 artie520
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Where is El CID when you need him? Maybe our state department could offer to send Charleton Heston and his gun toting 2nd amendment buddies over to re-defend Castile and Navarre . it could be a match made in heaven: their loonies against our loonies. bring popcorn!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:05 | 4932870 Schwetty Shorts
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Last time I checked the 2nd Ammendment didn't export to foreign countries... better hold off on the popcorn Mr. Proudly Disarmed American!!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:05 | 4932582 whirling tword ...
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durka durka

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:19 | 4932648 rubiconsolutions
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"The reign in Spain falls mainly from the planes"

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:05 | 4933087 Arnold
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A man with a plan.


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:16 | 4933343 doctor10
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If they can't work and pay down "their' debt to thei banker, then they're gonna fight.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:19 | 4934289 Larry Dallas
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ISIS = Later Day Hitler.

Now I get it.

WWIII in 2-3 years. Guaranteed.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 07:57 | 4934780 luftmensch
Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:35 | 4935232 RaceToTheBottom
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Bagdad Bob with a beard

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4932228 Hugh G Rection
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Funny how these guys are so successful after meeting with John McCain. 

Invade Tel Aviv next idiots...O wait, Al-Qaeda/ISIS/Proxy Wahabis never attack Israel. Wonder why???

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:19 | 4932340 Da Yooper
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:35 | 4932440 Renewable Life
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Shit, these meth addicted, call of duty playing lunatics, are gonna get there shit handed to them if they fuck around in the EU!!!

Spain just got knocked out of the WC in the first two games, that alone would get these Muslim whack jobs all hung from the light poles of Barcelona!!

And if it looks like they need help, I'm ready to form the Yankee Brigade in a heartbeat, if you fucking, short dicked, wannabe gangsters for Allah, think your fucking covering up the Spanish women in burkas, over every Western boys dead body motherfucka's!!!!

You think you got a corner on gangster craziness, just try that bullshit and find out where you end up:)

hint: there's gonna be a lot of "Muslim widows" from Spain to Iraq and everywhere in between!


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:21 | 4932660 artie520
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back in 1936 or ,'37, a brigade of US volunteers was formed to defend the (then) legitimate , democratically elected government of Spain,then under attack,both internally and externally It was called the Abraham Lincoln Brigade. but it did not receive much official assistance because of it's predominant political sentiments

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:32 | 4932723 Bioscale
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Hm, like volunteers paid with $5 billions from USG in Ukraine, Kiev. Nowadays CIA is in charge of these tasks.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:31 | 4932963 Dublinmick
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The Saudiraelis are never invaded either.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4932232 JustObserving
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Invade Spain

It will be good for Spain's sky-high unemployment

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:04 | 4934253 The_Prisoner
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They probably heard about this British chick blowing 24 guys to get a free drink in Spain and got a bit excited and confusing it with blowing-up.


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4932234 Ban KKiller
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:50 | 4932811 Ban KKiller
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Lots of Cheney stooges here?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4932235 Freddie
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“We have brothers from Bangladesh, from Iraq, from Cambodia, Australia and the UK,” says a militant called Abu Muthanna al-Yemeni, who himself comes from Britain, according to a video caption.

They also have brothers in arms in Langley, Riyad, Foggy Bottom et al.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:05 | 4932254 COSMOS
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And a Brother that is PRESIDENTE DE USA

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:26 | 4932693 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:11 | 4933942 Bollixed
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Let me guess... your turnip truck doesn't have seat belts...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4932238 Kassandra
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The hookah is out of camera range..these guys look like a couple of stoners!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:36 | 4932446 Radical Marijuana
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They reminded me of black gangsta rappers.

Clearly, they successfully attracted attention.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:38 | 4932462 Radical Marijuana
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They successfully attracted attention. However, I regard it as merely another trivial addition to the general trends towards Peak Insanities.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:05 | 4932243 maskone909
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Catholics vs muslims... Get ur tickets folks going to be one helluva show

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:24 | 4932369 Renewable Life
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I'm not a catholic, but if they ask me, I'll fight for this current Pope vs ISIS any day of the week!!

My god (pun intended) there has never been a more clear cut battle of good vs evil then this one!!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:28 | 4932390 GooseShtepping Moron
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Francis doesn't fight Muslims, he invites them to the Vatican so they can pray for the conquest of the infidels.

I am Catholic, but I consider Francis to be an antipope and the Petrine See to be in a state of sede vacante.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:41 | 4932477 Renewable Life
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And your why the ISIS mass murders will roll over you and your ilk like a hot knife thru butter, while they are lining up EVERY man who doesn't bow down to their new god, Allah, you'll be arguing about if one Christian or non Christian is "righteous" enough to be Christian or not!!!!


Pray to whatever Pope you find legitimate, you never wake up one day, with ISIS or some incarnation at your doorstep!! Well at least there swords are sharp and fast!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:57 | 4932547 GooseShtepping Moron
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I know it's a lot to ask these days, but could you possibly take the trouble to find out what the hell you're talking about before you shoot your mouth off?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:20 | 4932653 CuttingEdge
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I dunno.

Catholics in Spain, being shot by ISIS Moslems, with weapons supplied by the Catholic CIA, on behalf of the Zionists who pull the strings....par for the course, maybe?

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