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ISIS' Latest And Most Ambitious Plan Yet: Invade Spain

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While Spain may have been scrambling for the past several years to figure out how to spin its economy, boasting one of the highest unemployment rates in the Eurozone, as recovering, coming up with numerous changes to what it believes should constitute GDP, most recently including an estimate of the contribution hookers and blow add to the economy, a surprising place which has emerged as a potential source of huge economic upside for Spain's economy is none other than the recently established Islamic State created by the ISIS al-Qaeda spin off. Because, stunningly, in a story right out of a history book covering the Islamic Conquest and subsequent Reconquista (however not in the middle ages but in the 21st century), the hardest-core Islamists around, those which even al-Qaeda deemed too "extremist", appears to have sworn to invade Spain next!

Just think of the epic GDP boost a new Christian-Muslim war fought on European soil would generate...

As RT reported over the weekend, a group of jihadists claiming to be part of ISIS have vowed to invade Spain along with all other “occupied lands” in a video posted on the web. The men say Spain is the land of their forefathers and that they are prepared to die for their nascent Islamic State.

The men say Spain is the land of their forefathers and that they are prepared to die for their nascent Islamic State.

 

The video of two men claiming to be militants from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has taken the Spanish media by storm. The minute-long footage shows them speaking in Spanish, and saying that ISIS will take over Spain.

“I tell you, Spain is the land of our forefathers, and, Allah willing, we are going to liberate it, with the might of Allah,” says one of the men. He adds that the group won’t stop at Spain and intends to spread its Islamic Caliphate across the world.

 “I say to the entire world as a warning: We are living under the Islamic banner, the Islamic Caliphate. We are going to die for it until we liberate all the occupied lands, from Jakarta to Andalusia,” he said.

The footage has not yet been independently verified, but it would not be the first video released by the group. Last month, ISIS released a propaganda video entitled: “There Is No Life Without Jihad” in which Australian and British members of the group appealed in English for Muslims across the world to join their cause.

“We have brothers from Bangladesh, from Iraq, from Cambodia, Australia and the UK,” says a militant called Abu Muthanna al-Yemeni, who himself comes from Britain, according to a video caption.

The full clip is below:

In other words, ISIS may or may not wage war on Spain next. The only question we have is whether Eurostat will add back the non-GAAP GDP benefits from such a war now, on a purely one-time, non-recurring pro forma basis, of course, or actually wait for war to break out. Judging by the circus European economic data has become, we would wager money on "now."

 

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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:07 | 4933315 Wahooo
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Not fighting any war for anyone. Those who don't like the muzzies can go fight them. They've done nothing wrong to me.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:45 | 4933446 25or6to4
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"Swords are sharp and fast". Blahh Ha Ha!!! ISIS swords are not nearly as fast as my 7.62 NATO rounds. Bring on the sand niggers!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 13:33 | 4935959 PrintemDano
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"I am Catholic, but I consider Francis to be an antipope and the Petrine See to be in a state of sede vacante."

 

Been sede vacante since Vatican II....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:27 | 4932392 Grande Tetons
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I am Cathoilc and I will never fight for any Pope. 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:49 | 4932510 Renewable Life
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Geeezus people, it's a metaphor for good vs evil, you don't have to even fucking be religious to see, what we are facing here!!

But hey, don't get stressed out, drink your coffee and watch the World Cup, go to mass and I'm sure your government or someone else has it totally under control, nothing to worry about!

Western Civilization is about to be washed over and wiped from the earth, and you guys want to argue about the nuances!!!!

Unreal, this is why on the battlefield in the ME, their moral in sky high, they can taste the collapse coming, they saw how easy we retreated and the men we trained retreated, they know how soft we are, at this point, the reckoning is going to be epic people, biblical if I dare say!!!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:58 | 4932556 Grande Tetons
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Not arguing about the nuances at all.  I just do no want you go off and die for some shitty cause. 

We are all being played and nobody really knows the angle...so fuck em..I am going to take care of those close to me. 

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 02:50 | 4934555 Renewable Life
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I appreciate that, sometimes I just can't control myself, when the "religious relegation" begins:).
I'm definitely NOT going anywhere at this point, quit the opposite actually, but Catholics who want to talk about the current Pope is an abomination, while hundreds of thousands are killed, beheaded, tortured, raped, and stolen from around the world, Christians included, makes me talk crazy a little:)
Moral superiority at its finest, or Moral stupidity, however you want to interprete it!! Your real enemy makes no such compartmentalizations, just believe what I tell you to believe or die, but the majority of Christians want to argue about who the fuck, is interpreting the nuisances of certIn passages of the bible correctly and hold on to historical pety grievences!!

It will be the death of us all!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:58 | 4932554 Flagit
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The crowd didn't react very well when Tyson bite Evanders ear.

I just don't think biting out someones liver will fly, even with todays bloodthirsty crowds.

O.T.

The pilot episode for Iron Chef: Syria, has been scrubbed.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:22 | 4933358 Kirk2NCC1701
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@maskone909: "Catholics vs Muslims..."

I'll repeat what needs repeating:  Why is it that we see all kinds of wars between Christians vs. Christians, Christians vs. Jews, Christians vs. Muslims and Muslims vs. Muslim, but never Jews vs. Jews?  WHY?

While most (non-Jews) are busy fighting and killing, Zionists are making their way to the top of the food chain -- and getting those below them to fight each other, lest they attack those at the top.  Something to think about.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4932247 Protokletos
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I double-dog dare them

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:06 | 4932255 QQQBall
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Nice throne there Mohammed Garcia

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:07 | 4932256 TeamDepends
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These guys are being played like fiddles, reading the lines they've been fed.  Doesn't mean they are not dangerous, though.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:52 | 4932517 Welder
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"What was to become of vital importance to the West was that the Jewish government was now in
Europe. The directing centre and the destructive idea had both entered the West.
The Talmudic government of the nation-within-nations was continued from Spanish soil. The
Gaonate issued its directives; the Talmudic academy was established at Cordova; and sometimes, at least, a
shadowy Exilarch reigned over Jewry.
This was done under the protection of Islam; the Moors, like Babylon and Persia before, showed
remarkable benevolence towards this force in their midst. To the Spaniards the invader came to bear more
and more a Jewish countenance and less and less a Moorish one; the Moors had conquered, but the
conqueror's power passed into Jewish hands. The story which the world had earlier seen enacted in Babylon,
repeated itself in Spain, and in later centuries was to be re-enacted in every great country of the West.
The Moors remained in Spain for nearly eight hundred years. When the Spanish reconquest, after this
long ordeal, was completed in 1492 the Jews, as well as the Moors, were expelled. They had become
identified with the invaders' rule and were cast out when it ended, as they had followed it in."

Douglas Reed- The controversy of Zion

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:25 | 4932684 highly debtful
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Exactly. This guy is a certified nutcase, as is this whole ISIS business. Dangerous, absolutely, but to the point of threatening the very core of western civilisation?

Sounds to me he is the perfect 'villain du jour'. Makes it a lot easier for TPTB to ace the USA and Western Europe into obedience and docility. After all the mess Snowden created, it's time for a new round of "now you see why you need the NSA to watch your back, which unfortunately will entail some minor infringements of Habeas Corpus?" 

Call me paranoid, but I don't buy it.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:31 | 4932701 highly debtful
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Sorry, double post. Deleted now.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:44 | 4932784 tony wilson
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you are corract dere fella never udderestipate the arab dey did 9 and 11 all boy demselves and are trained to beats de moose sad jews and der

c eye and a.

i lives in bato rouge on a pig farm and i scared i always make sure my goats sleep in front of der doors and windows

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:07 | 4932261 orangegeek
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funny - you can't make this crap up

 

go get 'em ISIS - world domination is next - fkg losers

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:33 | 4932429 NotApplicable
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Actually they* did make all this crap up. It's just a video after all.

*insert western intelligence agency of choice

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:08 | 4932265 Ghordius
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damn... Now the Knights of Malta have to buy destroyers, frigates, submarines.... LOL Meet you again at Lepanto

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:12 | 4932266 NoWayJose
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ISIS must have heard that Charleton Heston died so they no longer fear that he will come back as El Cid.  See what happens when they finally pried his rifle from his cold dead fingers...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:08 | 4932270 AustrianJim
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1492...seems like it was yesterday that the Moors were kicked out of the Iberian peninsula.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:21 | 4932350 Keyser
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And they will get bitch-slapped back into the 15th century when this is all said and done... 

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:08 | 4932272 yrad
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Finally! Some other country can kill the brownies. I think we have got our fill...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:09 | 4932278 cassotto
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would love to see 'em land on the spanish beaches d-day style, would love to see 'em get mown too

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:09 | 4932279 silverserfer
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the jihad will continue as soon as i finish this bag of peanut butter m&m's! 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:10 | 4932286 The Phallic Crusader
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Better ISIS than the IMF.

Um, we all know that ISIS is basically a Saudi/US/Turkish proxy terror army, right?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:15 | 4932313 NoWayJose
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The IMF already has conquered Spain...  The best hope to destroy ISIS is to sell them lots of weapons so that they need to take out huge loans that they cannot repay - then get the IMF to bail them out!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:12 | 4932292 isthatall
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Hey Dad, Cheech and Chong are on TV

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:23 | 4932669 knukles
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          huh?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:12 | 4932296 CuriousPasserby
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HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:13 | 4932301 starman
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Donno about you but these lads look like pirates of the Carribian from Disney!?

Let me guess they're demanding higher minimum vage?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:01 | 4932564 Jethro
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They are on their smoke break at Subway aren't they?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:14 | 4932583 Flagit
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Anyone remember the plot to Iron Man 3?

Ben Kingsley plays the role of an actor, being paid to star in videos in which he portrays the leader of a terrorist organization.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:13 | 4932302 Cow
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I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJSVwTEft7A

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4932309 NoTTD
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No one ever expects it.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4932305 buzzsaw99
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is that a clip from World's Dumbest Jihadists ??

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4932306 NoTTD
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The real question is whether the entire EuroZone will pre-emptively surrender and invite them all in because:

 

(1) They've been trying to surrender to Islam for decades; and

(2) As we all know, unlimited immigration is great for the economy.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:40 | 4932467 Ghordius
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we'll let the Brits and the Swedes try it out, first /s

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:15 | 4932314 Omegaman2211
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And the award for longest run-on sentence of the year goes to....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:17 | 4932319 medium giraffe
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This time of year Spain is already being invaded by wobbly, pasty-faced Brits.  Trust me, unless you like English breakfasts and slipping over in vomit, it's probably better to wait a while. 

Oh, and if you turn up in the afternoon, try and keep the noise down.  Nobody fucks with siesta.  Nobody.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:17 | 4932332 Omegaman2211
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White Brits still exist?!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:49 | 4932375 medium giraffe
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More a sort of lobster red colour now, but sure, there are some last remaining strongholds beyond Watford Gap.  It's rumoured that in the far north you might only see one brother per square mile (!), and Asians tend to get thinner on the ground past Bradford.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:33 | 4932717 knukles
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Dude, when I lived there y'all had to go into a foreign restaurant to find any, and weren't many of them restaurants around at that time.  Why, I fondly remember boiled beef roasts....

 

Amazingly, that puking thing still hangs about with the folks....
Great read;  Among the Thugs by Bill Buford

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:17 | 4932330 ThroxxOfVron
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Wait until the confiscadores at LaRaza are informed that Aztlan is actually in Spain and not California.

Wait until they find out who is manning THAT southern border starting mid-2015 and how they treat people attempting to enter their territory without permissos.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:24 | 4932333 Son of Captain Nemo
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Funny!

I would have said Germany this time in the Round Robin approach given Spain's already been attacked...

I don't see Adam Gadahn a.k.a. (Adam Pearlman) in this picture with the rest of these guys for the "spin" of a dirty bomb courtesy of Langley and Tel Aviv?...

Time to bring out The "Dick" Cheney as the loudhailer of choice for the next spectacular attack post 4th of July!

JHC but the U.S. money system must be fucking desperate to be flirting with Spain in another "Gladio" rinse and repeat coperation that not a single European Country will buy anymore because we are out of creative subterfuge and more importantly REAL money!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:19 | 4932341 Agent P
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It's about time someone returned Spain to its Islamic roots! 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:21 | 4932347 FranSix
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Spain was invaded during the decline and fall of the Roman empire by Caliphates:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:31 | 4932414 Agent P
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"Moors!"

"Moops!"

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:34 | 4932739 knukles
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Well just guess during what the decline of what Empire it's going to get invaded by now?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:39 | 4932761 CuttingEdge
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I've not got a problem with them invading as long as they clean up after themselves - unlike the US when they nuked Spain in '66.

http://www.rense.com/general45/drop.htm

Actually, the Palomares incident is pretty definitive of US foreign policy over the past 50 years - fuck a place up and leave it for the natives to sort out.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:20 | 4932349 viator
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No, I think they will scoop up the middle east oil fields before they turn their attention to Al-Andalus, Malta, Sicily, Crete, Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia, Bosnia, Albania, Rumania, and Hungary,

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:09 | 4932606 Nozza
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Lots of NATO countries there... Are ISIS looking for a bun fight?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:03 | 4932859 CCanuck
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A Cookie war, I think.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:21 | 4932353 GooseShtepping Moron
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We've seen what they're capable of in Iraq, and honestly I don't think we can rule these guys out. A small band of 10,000 ragtag barbarians can make quick work of a decadent, overripe civilization as long as they're not afraid to suffer losses. Sheer, shit-faced audacity may not be the best strategy in the world, but it gets the job done.

That's why the price of peace and order is constant vigilence. The guardians of civilization must never allow themselves to lose touch with the warrior within, or guys like ISIS will rule the world. In an age like ours, any marauding upstart or pirate who can assemble a band of followers about him can do pretty much just as he pleases. The compliant fools of civilzation, unwilling to rise in their own defense for fear that it might disturb the peace, will permit themselves to be brutalized, raped, despoiled, and slaughtered for sport; and this is theirpeace. In the past they died for themselves; now they die for others, often enough for the mere entertainment of others. So it has been at the decline of every civilization.

(The above is a rather loose paraphrase of one of the more moving sections of Oswald Spengler's Decline of the West. Credit where credit is due.)

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:20 | 4933094 gallistic
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You actually take the buffoon Spengler seriously.

You swallowed the MSM's story, hook, line, and sinker.

You are overly impressed with ISIS as a fighting force.

You are trying to maintain touch with "the warrior within". (LMFAO!)

You do not realize that ISIS is a proxy force.

You are a fool or you have an agenda to peddle.

 

 

I know I shouldn't feed it, but what the hell... he looks hungry

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 23:15 | 4934116 GooseShtepping Moron
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I don't know what you're talking about son, and obviously neither do you. But I guaran-damn-tee you this: You know nothing about Spengler or about historiography in general, and you're just taking a public opportunity to make yourself look like an idiot. Well done.

And to you faggots who upvoted this putz - suck on it. Certain posters, having abandoned reason at the outset, do not deserve a rational response, especially after they get petulent.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 15:32 | 4935459 gallistic
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I knew it was hungry!

By the way, fuck you; fuck you very much. I have your "son" hanging south (and slightly to the left just now), Moron.

I have read many of your posts. They give you away for what you are, and the truth is you can't "guaran-damn-tee" me anything because your head is firmly lodged inside a dark and smelly orifice. I suppose it is kind of hard to go through life like that, but you seem to have figured something out.

Curiously enough, I happen to know about the non-rational, artsy-fartsy, scatter-brained imbecile Spengler, and I have actually read that mediocre, unreferenced, convoluted, monstrosity of a magnum opus which you hold in such high esteem. You use him as an obscure prop to create a veneer of erudition, but he is a lousy tool for the job, and the fact that you give him credence speaks for itself and reflects directly on you. No, I am not a historian or an academic per se, and I seriously doubt I could match your vast "historiography" skills, but I do like intelligent discussion with logic and facts. Unfortunately, just like your prop hero, you offer nothing.

Hold up, that is not entirely accurate. You did offer some hilarious entertainment. The silly platitudes and banalities you spewed out while you were ridiculously channeling Spengler were quite a spectacle, and a phenomenal example of seizing a golden "public opportunity to make yourself look like an idiot".

Congratulations,  you really lived up to your chosen name. I am sure that I could never top that, not even with your spectacular "skills". In your own words- "well done, putz!"

Thanks for publicly sharing your moronic pseudo-wisdom and for all the laughs that it provoked.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:03 | 4941235 GooseShtepping Moron
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The Decline of the West has a very systematic and topical arrangement, is eminently referenced, and was regarded as a classic of Western literature from the date of its publication. While you were doing your quick Google search on Spengler to hunt for semi-plausible epithets to fling around you might have simply stopped by Wikipedia and looked at the list of those who cite him as an influence. These people appreciate Spengler because they have actually read the book. I'm pretty sure that you haven't.

Son.

"I have read many of your posts. They give you away for what you are..."

And that would be what, exactly?

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 23:32 | 4949552 gallistic
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"Quick Google Search" eh, Grampa?

The funny thing is that your posts give that very same and distinct impression.

Hmm... psychological projection much?

 

In any case, I see you are quick to defend Spengler's honor and the worth of his ideas. Although you would probably wax poetic and drone on like the man himself, I would rather have all my teeth pulled with no anesthesia than engage in a time-wasting and ultimately sterile debate about the merits of Spengler's ridiculous Decline. It matters little; believe what you like, and be "pretty sure" about it.

Anybody who wants to exercise some literary criticism and make up their own damned mind on Spengler can take the tough slog through these two volumes. Pay close attention to Spengler's (sometimes silly) footnotes and references, checking them against the available sources. You might be surprised at what you find. After you finish reading this monstrosity, you can claim wisdom like Grampa here and tell people that you are certain they haven't read it.

https://ia600204.us.archive.org/0/items/declineofwest01spenuoft/declineo...

https://ia700304.us.archive.org/28/items/declineofwest02spenuoft/decline...

Enjoy!

 

"And that would be what, exactly?"

A bloviating, google-searching, Goose "Shtepping" Moron, of course!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 14:06 | 4935880 gallistic
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Having dispensed with the flaming, I would like to get to the point. You wrote-

 "We've seen what they're capable of in Iraq, and honestly I don't think we can rule these guys out. A small band of 10,000 ragtag barbarians can make quick work of a decadent, overripe civilization as long as they are not afraid to suffer losses. Sheer, shit-faced audacity may not be the best strategy in the world, but it gets the job done."

Are you serious?

These ISIS (or now IS) fighters have a very slick and professional PR operation going. They are active on Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. The MSM has faithfully executed their propaganda duties and reported on their dramatic butchering and brutalization of humans, trying to create the impression that they are a mad dog, ferocious, and formidable force. This has usually proven effective in shaping the perceptions of simpletons. You bought the impression they sold you, hook, line, and sinker.  Proof of that is your statement: "We've seen what they're capable of in Iraq, and honestly I don't think we can rule these guys out"

Well for starters, speak for yourself (or for Spengler if you like), but certainly not for me or even "we".

 ISIS can huff and puff, pound their chests and drink the blood of defenseless men, but they would annihilate themselves if they tried to take Baghdad. You clearly cannot make the distinction between an effective fighting force and a bunch of savage sadists. I can tell that they impress and scare you with their ferocity against helpless people, but you also grossly overstate their end strength. The absolute highest credible estimate is less than half the number you are throwing around.

Walking in unopposed and taking over cities and garrisons that have been abandoned by bought-off commanders and surrendered without firing a shot is not really "seeing what they are capable of". Some may be impressed with their nifty, brand new trucks, their foreign-funded deep pockets, and their ability to buy off people, but militarily speaking, no one has truly seen "what they are capable of".

I am fairly certain from your sophomoric armchair warrior observations and posts that you have never stared at the elephant, so here is something you can do that might actually earn you a clue, alleviate your tragic predicament, and perhaps facilitate the extraction of your cranium from its current location. Find yourself some U.S. veteran or active duty military guys who actually fought the Mahdi militia in Sadr City, Samarra, Ramadi, or Fallujah, and ask them about it. I am personally convinced that ISIS cannot now, or in the foreseeable future, militarily defeat Muqtada Al Sadr's single militia; let alone a combined Iraqi army/militia(s) force. ISIS has no credible chance to take over Baghdad and the militias (alone!) would make mincemeat out of the well-supplied ISIS.

You do not "rule out" that ISIS can take over Spain, because apparently Spengler speaks to you from beyond the grave and tells you all about the morphology of history, the immutable stages of culture, and how those "ragtag barbarians... can make quick work" out of "decadent, overripe civilizations".

Congratulations General Custer; believing that "sheer, shit-faced audacity ... gets the job done" is one of the oldest and most pernicious forms of military incompetence. That is the worst laptop bombardier drivel I have heard in a while. There are thousands of examples of the disastrous consequences of this childish élan that you believe in.

You clearly have to go back and try to get "in touch with the warrior within", or try channeling Spengler again, because it is definitely not working for you.

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:48 | 4941241 GooseShtepping Moron
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One word: Mumbai.

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 01:35 | 4949556 gallistic
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Great answer Grampa!  +1

However, I was expecting some, er... you know, actual substance.

I guess it is alright though, because you cannot provide any substance and  "Mumbai" explains everything.

 

You go lay down and rest now...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:24 | 4932358 Itchy and Scratchy
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I think they were saying something about liberating Spain from the E.U. followed by Greece, Portugal, Ireland, & Iceland! They are promising 100% Jihad employment & dealth to all their debts!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:26 | 4932381 Jack Burton
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Some of us have been screaming about the CIA activity in Syria and the support bases for the anti Assad fighters in Turkey and Jordan, plus the Libyan troop recruitment and arms shipments. NATO used Turkey as a key arms and training base for Jihadi fighters from around the world, many loyal to Al-Qaeda and recruits for ISIS. Here on NATO territory the CIA armed and trained them while Saudi Arabia provided all the money needed for it. Several thousand Europeans joined up to these Jihad fighters and Al-Qaeda units. Britain alone approached 1,000 UK citizens in Al-Qaeda units trained and armed by CIA. In Jordan the special camp was set up to train the worst of the worst Al-Qaeda Jihadists. Again Saudi money and CIA and Pentagon trainers. All these forces fought inside Syria, but the Syrian Arab Army with lots of arms from Russia and troops and training from Iran were able to beat the US backed Jihadists very badly, to destroy thousands and kill untold numbers in battle. Defeated by Syrian Government forces, the US trained and Saudi funded rebels have been busy the last year using all those men, all those US supplied arms and training and loads of Saudi money to form a large Jihad army to conquer Iraq's North and West and hold onto Syria's North East where Turkish NATO bases provide arms, food, money and safe haven inside NATO protections.

I said all this because it was fucking true! Now we see it was indeed true! Those who said I was wrong, care to do that now?

You have to have a crippled mind to support US policy here, as if we can even guess what that policy is! WHat is it? What are US CIA people doing and what the fuck for? No sane person knows.

Now the CIA and NATO are trying to rescue Iraq? WTF, it is their own men attacking it! What can be worse than this Obama led nut house? Yes, look at East Europe, Obama, the Pentagon, the CIA and NATO have trained up a nazi army, funded it and are right now shipping arms to it and preparing training camps for their entire armed forces to instill the NATO training.

America and NATO have destroyed, and killed god knows how many people in. Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Syria, South Ossetia, Libya, Iraq and now Ukraine. Bush and Obama presented no difference, they both are up to their lips in war and destruction. Yet they tell us Americans, if we do not support these killer actions, then we are not patriots. It is that simple, be with these murderous actions or be a non-patriot internal enemy of Neocon America.

It is my belief that someday the Neocons will hang for their crimes and we will steal back the constitution from the insane militarists now running America and spying on each and every one of us 24/7. Obama is a Black Bush, he and Bush together claim to be rulers of America, minus the US constitution. But more than that, they both claim to be exceptional, and thus rulers of all planet earth. They claim the right to spy on all living things, just in case anyone of us has an independent thought outside the Media bubble created for us by corporate media.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:49 | 4932500 GooseShtepping Moron
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"Now the CIA and NATO are trying to rescue Iraq? WTF, it is their own men attacking it!"

This is also exactly what happened on 9/11. The standard 'Truther' narrative simply is not true at all, but that does not mean there wasn't something highly unsavory going on. The World Trade Center buildings were not imploded by government-placed explosives or thermite or any other such nonsense. They were destroyed by jumbo jets piloted by al Qaeda hijackers flying into them, as anyone can plainly see. The reason America looked so feckless on 9/11 is because the government realized we were under attack by our own mercenaries, trained and funded by our own intelligence agencies, and nobody had any idea what to do or what our response should have been.

Looking back, our response should have been getting our own house in order. The president should have raised holy hell in the CIA cathedral and neutered an organization which had obviously run amok, but that would have required too much self-redefinition for the man whose father used to run the agency. Possibly, also, the American people would not have been satisfied with that kind of response and would not have been willing to redefine themselves that much either. To this domestic political situation you add in AIPAC diplomacy and neocon think tanks poking the fire, and you get the result we saw.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:22 | 4932664 blindman
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@"The World Trade Center buildings were not imploded by government-placed explosives or thermite or any other such nonsense. They were destroyed by jumbo jets piloted by al Qaeda hijackers flying into them, as anyone can plainly see. "
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incorrect. whenever someone writes "as anyone can plainly see" or "obviously,
such and such .." i immediately know they are full of shit. try it, it works.
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slightly on/off topic, there was no commercial airliner involved
concerning the actual explosions at the pentagon and wtc7 speaks
for itself. i think i agree with the rest or most of your other
comments. have a nice day

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:26 | 4932691 Flagit
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They were destroyed by jumbo jets piloted by al Qaeda hijackers flying into them,

 

Really?

The president should have raised holy hell

For the last time, that Office takes orders, and does not give them unless instructed to do so.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:14 | 4933122 22winmag
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I'm sticking with Architects for 9/11 Truth.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:28 | 4932391 blindman
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they should go full hog and invade Moscow, London,
berlin, Washington and paris simultaneously!
there ya go ....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:30 | 4932404 I Write Code
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Andelusional.

Anyway, why not join the teeming throngs and invade Texas?  Just come over holding your AK in one hand and sucking your thumb on the other, and get a free meal and a bus ticket to the city of your choice.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:30 | 4932408 Itchy and Scratchy
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Looks like they found a few more teenaged girls they can strap some dynamite to!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:30 | 4932409 vote_libertaria...
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definitely stoners

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:31 | 4932415 Ariadne
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Sober, bitter and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:37 | 4932453 gcjohns1971
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Bitter and stupid were in the genetic cards.

But 'sober' we can do something about!

End the drug war.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:59 | 4932847 Ariadne
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I support the death penalty and I'm not counting on government to save my ass when I need help. Allallallallallallallallallallallallallalla

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:31 | 4932416 Quinvarius
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I am sure Obama is still pretending this is all going according to his plan.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:32 | 4932418 Spastica Rex
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I predict Allah isn't willing.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:32 | 4932423 roadhazard
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ISIS = the Andy Kaufman of terror.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:32 | 4932425 Itchy and Scratchy
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Looks like they joined forces with the Rastafarians!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:36 | 4932443 gcjohns1971
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Krugmanites are enthusiastic!

They think this will be just what is needed to get Spain's economy moving!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:36 | 4932447 yogibear
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I thought Spain was already taken over. Isn't most of Europe flooded with people from the middle east?

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:50 | 4932808 barre-de-rire
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it is...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:36 | 4932448 arby63
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Well, Spain has been a bit sleepy since the 16th century so one never knows...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:36 | 4932449 Itchy and Scratchy
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I wanna see how good these dudes are running the bulls at Pamplona! My guess is that porky is gonna get horned in the butt!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:38 | 4932456 shankster
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Spanish speaking members of ISIS can enter the USA via Mexican border.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:39 | 4932465 arby63
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Having posted that, I have to wonder if I fell asleep in 2008 and im still dreaming. Wtf 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:41 | 4932475 Vin
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Spain should tell these assholes FU by burning down the mosque at cordoba.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:43 | 4932482 Ghordius
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it's a cathedral. and this makes IS even madder

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:18 | 4932929 smacker
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It began life as a cathedral but later became a mosque and had some Islamic additions..

"Córdoba Mezquita" = Grand Mosque".

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:43 | 4932481 arby63
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What a dummy I am. This is a CIA fix to the broken Spanish economy! Duh.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:43 | 4932486 TrumpXVI
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Someday maybe the West will wake up and produce another, Charles "The Hammer" Martel.  But I'm not holding my breath.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:48 | 4934907 Incubus
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We've got MC Hammer.

 

Can't touch this.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:45 | 4932489 Itchy and Scratchy
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Send the transgendered marines after dem!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:25 | 4932683 Pee Wee
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Brandi Manning to the rescue!

Charm the towels right off Alah's head.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:55 | 4939726 Otto Zitte
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You didn't notice that he wasn't "transgendered" until after 2 years MKULTRA. How much T-O-R-T-U-R-E before you couldn't tell your ass from a hole in the ground? On the other hand Obama and Hillary, well, Bill must have been very dissappointed on his wedding night.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:55 | 4939728 Otto Zitte
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You didn't notice that he wasn't "transgendered" until after 2 years MKULTRA. How much T-O-R-T-U-R-E before you couldn't tell your ass from a hole in the ground? On the other hand Obama and Hillary, well, Bill must have been very dissappointed on his wedding night.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:00 | 4932501 Cthonic
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Sadly, couple of extreme false flags attributed to jihadist comedians such as these might end up being the excuse some EU states leverage to force the internal resettlement or deportation of excess/unemployed/non-integrating immigrant populations; e.g. the Durendal solution.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:47 | 4932507 luckylogger
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Now that is reeeeeeeeeeal scary.....

What a fuking joke, That kid on the right.....

A wannabe high school kid....

Stoned off his ass.....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:47 | 4932509 Itchy and Scratchy
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Jihad/Fatwa is so '90's! The chunky dude was definately in Indiana Jones!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:50 | 4932515 Totentänzerlied
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A new Cordoban Caliphate would make 21st century Europe so, so, so much less boring.

Most of the Iberian peninsula has Levantine, Arab, and North African ancestry anyway.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:15 | 4932635 LetsGetPhysical
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plenty of Celtic and Germanic blood (see Suevi, Ostrogoth) still there. 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:40 | 4932762 lakecity55
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More so in the South.

The Mosque at Cordoba is wonderful. You travel over an old Roman bridge-still standing- to get there.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:50 | 4932516 orez65
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That's not an ISIS spokeman, it's John Belushi.

I told you he wasn't dead!!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:52 | 4932519 Itchy and Scratchy
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The skinny dude definately wants a piece of those hot Spanish babes!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:53 | 4932528 Itchy and Scratchy
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Best economic news Spain has had in 6 years!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:57 | 4932552 Jethro
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Easy fix.  Just rebrand Hellfires as El Cids....bullish!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:00 | 4932562 Peter Pan
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We are living in a time where the Tower of Babel has been turned into a department store prior to its collapse.

I mean, what next? A seat on the UN for these people?

In Belgium the most common name for babies in the last four years has been Mohammed.

Now can anyone tell me why Belgium being the biggest buyer of US government paper as well as heading for a Muslim taking over makes sense?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:02 | 4932570 Itchy and Scratchy
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Don't knock these dudes! They got 1 billion thumbs up on Facebook!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:51 | 4932812 PGR88
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I would like to see the West re-establish Constantinople as the seat of Eastern Christianity.

 

Wouldn't that upset the Jihadis?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:01 | 4932566 1stepcloser
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spain should welcome it...and then default

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:08 | 4932578 Itchy and Scratchy
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If they time it right ... they should be able to march in the gay pride parade at the same time!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:11 | 4932589 Itchy and Scratchy
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They sure glossed over the quantative easing part of the Spanish recovery! Nada on NIRP even tho they look like Keynsians! 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:09 | 4932600 Barry McBear
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These isis guys need to make an ETF to make it easier to invest in them.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:37 | 4932749 lakecity55
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I am awaiting their IPO.

Will Goldman handle it?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:10 | 4932608 Itchy and Scratchy
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2 perfect suitors for my 'ex-wife!'

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:42 | 4932773 Peter Pan
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Perhaps, but do not forget that you were the first one to choose her.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 00:52 | 4934446 UselessEater
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LOL !!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:42 | 4932776 Peter Pan
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Perhaps, but do not forget that you were the first one to choose her.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:12 | 4932615 LetsGetPhysical
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GOOD. The Euro-pee-ons have it coming. They've let themselves become weak and decadent. Their cities are FILLED with these losers. Bet they roll right in without a shot ever being fired. 

 

Paging Charles "the Hammer" Martel, europe needs you!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:35 | 4932743 lakecity55
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The Americans have it coming. They've let themselves become weak and decadent. Their cities are FILLED with these losers. Bet they roll right in without a shot ever being fired.

Paging George Washington....Patrick Henry.....Ben Franklin.....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:30 | 4934162 falconflight
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They'll know what to do with all the shallow, swallow squalor of American femininity.  Bwaaa

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:50 | 4932804 TweedleDeeDooDah
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Between the "euro-pee-ons" and the 'Amer-I-can'ts", I'm betting on the euro peoples... tyhey actually already have constitutionally decreed national languages and religions.
But the US shouldn't worry - ISIS will have had decreed a national US language and religion for forty or so years before any chanters of the U-S-A mantra ever find out.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:14 | 4932628 homiegot
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I'd like to see them try. This should be fun.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:15 | 4932633 Duc888
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Who funded them?   Before their recent bank heist that is...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:16 | 4932634 Itchy and Scratchy
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They should give Hillary a good run for the Dem ticket for '16!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:36 | 4932747 Obamanism
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They will stand to expose the lies of Bengahzi. Hilary would declare her own Jihad

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:20 | 4932652 Pee Wee
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Why stop at Spain, how come not the whole continent?

Given the Western foreign policy of the middle east, it's all yours!

I wonder if ISIS is paying record bonuses.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:15 | 4932916 Carl Spackler
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You give those two guys way too much credit.

No way they can cross the Alps !

Heck, they cannot even cross the Mediterranean.  Last time I checked, the ISIS Navy was experienced at trying to control a dried, desert riverbed and not the high seas.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:21 | 4932656 SmittyinLA
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They've already invaded Spain and most of the EU (again ), the Jews got a woody for Muslim invasion.

Jewish Golden Age

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_age_of_Jewish_culture_in_Spain

The truth is Jews are behind Muslim mass immigration.

Ukraine is a Jewish/Muslim immigration play.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:34 | 4932721 lakecity55
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The Termites are behind any effort to crush Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, etc.

There can be only 1.
**************
I just finished The Red Dragon. I am going to write a tome, The International Termite.

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:27 | 4932696 Seize Mars
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The Moops!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:27 | 4932699 tony wilson
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these jewish actors never talk of the homeland of israel never talk of taking the oil fields of saudi,taking istanbul or qatar.

cos that would be biting the jewish hands that feed you init

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:29 | 4932712 lakecity55
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!Si! !Se puede!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:33 | 4932735 Guns N Metals
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ISIS and for that matter "Radical Islam" won't do anything without its indirect funding and planning from its manioulators from MOSSAD.  Remember folks, Radical Islam is just a tool used to complete a job.  The question to ask is; 'who is weilding the tool?' 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:20 | 4932935 Carl Spackler
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The House of Saud.  Tool designed and honed to crush the Persian invader.

 

 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 18:44 | 4933438 doctor10
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The bankers are wielding the tool. Its become clear that there is no way the Europeans can or will resume anywhere near the levels of employment required to pay down their debts. The failed 70% tax rate in France hasn't produced any reasonable revenue for the bankers.

If they're not gonna work , then they're gonna fight-someone somewere so the bankers can get their literal  "pound of flesh" from those upon who they have inflicted debt.

This is the classic 'Red-Blue Olymics" in action; the more reluctant the Europeans are, the more spectacular the stories and actions will become until they are finally  goaded sufficently.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 22:26 | 4934153 falconflight
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GoTT Damn, I/m converting.  IF da Jooos can even lead the Ishmaels, I'm getting me some of that action.  Jews are the chosen, you've proved it.  

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:38 | 4932742 tony wilson
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hollywood has a way of using jewish actors to play arab bad guys.

as was the role of herbert lom actor in the movie el cid.

first they take your village then your town country then the world ha ha ha.

el cid and charlton heston are dead god help us from the mad men with beards.

 

"The Prophet has commanded us to rule the world. Where in all your land of Spain is the glory of Allah? When men speak of you, they speak of poets, musicmakers, doctors, scientists. Where are your warriors? You dare call yourselves sons of the Prophet? You have become women! Burn your books. Make warriors of your poets. Let your doctors invent new poisons for our arrows. Let your scientists invent new war machines. And then kill! Burn! Infidels live on your frontiers. Encourage them to kill each other. And when they are weak and torn, I will sweep up from Africa. And thus the empire of the one God, the true God Allah, will spread. First across Spain. Then across Europe. Then — the whole world!"

 

 

those jews sure are tellers of tales crude for sure but effective.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:39 | 4932760 SethDealer
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time to nuke their ass

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 17:31 | 4933193 Wahooo
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If we could get them to take over israel, then we'd have all the Happies in one spot and we could light em up.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:40 | 4932764 magpie
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Well, even the EU at its most craven and degenerated state still has the NATO, Eurocorps, Eurogendfor etc etc

Perhaps this "Spain" wherever it may be means something else to the Sephardis giving media handouts in Vancouver...but i digress.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:45 | 4932789 Joebloinvestor
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This should be impetus to bring back bull fighting to the forefront.

Throw a BIG RED BURKA over these assholes and tie them to the center post in a ring and let the bull have at it.

OLE!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:46 | 4932794 Fix It Again Timmy
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Holy Shiite, What are those guys putting in their Post Toasties?  They need to spend some serious time in a tittie bar....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:48 | 4932799 PGR88
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Spain is so weak, divided and spineless-progressive-elitist, invading will probably be successful

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:49 | 4932803 Itchy and Scratchy
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Not a good time! Most of Spain is on hoilday this month and next! September wud be lots better!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:53 | 4932823 lasvegaspersona
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I suppose someday some politician might sprout a pair. Until then I guess the world patiently waits for someone 'to do something'.

I don't think many other US presidents would tolerate the taunting Obama does. Makes me wonder which side he favors.

Most patriotic leaders would at least demand the insults stop. Putin would probably just grin slyly....and then a few weeks later the insults would stop. Reagan invaded Granada for almost no reason. Obama lets another country invade in actuality and does nothing (Mexico). 

I guess the American people have become very very very tolerant.

I personally have had it with all the wars given for fake reasons. I think some of these provocations do deserve a reponse however. At te very least an invitation to 'just try it' might shut these poseurs up.

 

sad sad sad...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:54 | 4932825 Itchy and Scratchy
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Extremely disappointed! No mention of the global warming or climate change threat! Zero on the female wage gap!  Hard to take these dudes seriously!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:57 | 4932827 Itchy and Scratchy
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It would have be nice if they chimed in some support for same sex marriage!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:54 | 4932829 barre-de-rire
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send em hillary....

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 15:57 | 4932841 Satan
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Just kill 'em. Kill 'em all.

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