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ISIS' Latest And Most Ambitious Plan Yet: Invade Spain
While Spain may have been scrambling for the past several years to figure out how to spin its economy, boasting one of the highest unemployment rates in the Eurozone, as recovering, coming up with numerous changes to what it believes should constitute GDP, most recently including an estimate of the contribution hookers and blow add to the economy, a surprising place which has emerged as a potential source of huge economic upside for Spain's economy is none other than the recently established Islamic State created by the ISIS al-Qaeda spin off. Because, stunningly, in a story right out of a history book covering the Islamic Conquest and subsequent Reconquista (however not in the middle ages but in the 21st century), the hardest-core Islamists around, those which even al-Qaeda deemed too "extremist", appears to have sworn to invade Spain next!
Just think of the epic GDP boost a new Christian-Muslim war fought on European soil would generate...
As RT reported over the weekend, a group of jihadists claiming to be part of ISIS have vowed to invade Spain along with all other “occupied lands” in a video posted on the web. The men say Spain is the land of their forefathers and that they are prepared to die for their nascent Islamic State.
The men say Spain is the land of their forefathers and that they are prepared to die for their nascent Islamic State.
The video of two men claiming to be militants from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has taken the Spanish media by storm. The minute-long footage shows them speaking in Spanish, and saying that ISIS will take over Spain.
“I tell you, Spain is the land of our forefathers, and, Allah willing, we are going to liberate it, with the might of Allah,” says one of the men. He adds that the group won’t stop at Spain and intends to spread its Islamic Caliphate across the world.
“I say to the entire world as a warning: We are living under the Islamic banner, the Islamic Caliphate. We are going to die for it until we liberate all the occupied lands, from Jakarta to Andalusia,” he said.
The footage has not yet been independently verified, but it would not be the first video released by the group. Last month, ISIS released a propaganda video entitled: “There Is No Life Without Jihad” in which Australian and British members of the group appealed in English for Muslims across the world to join their cause.
“We have brothers from Bangladesh, from Iraq, from Cambodia, Australia and the UK,” says a militant called Abu Muthanna al-Yemeni, who himself comes from Britain, according to a video caption.
The full clip is below:
In other words, ISIS may or may not wage war on Spain next. The only question we have is whether Eurostat will add back the non-GAAP GDP benefits from such a war now, on a purely one-time, non-recurring pro forma basis, of course, or actually wait for war to break out. Judging by the circus European economic data has become, we would wager money on "now."
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Funny... right after 911 the origional tape from OBL mentioned Andalusia...
So they have boats? Or planned on coming in through France?
20% of paris is arab. it's a beetch.
I am calling a 'global warming' fatwa on them!
The corporate media reads from their script and force feeds you their newest boogeymen... they are most likely actors. This shit never ends. I have trouble keeping up with all of it, or maybe I just don't want to.
TPTB control everything you see and hear. You simply cannot believe ANYTHING they say or claim.
Glad we decided to come home for a year.
After that we will see if Spain is stiil there.
Do hope that France will hold them of at the borders but the tried that before and we all know how that went.
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And we're paying attention to 2 (count em... 2) guys because...
And we're paying attention to 2 (count em... 2) guys because...
These dudes are just ticked off because the summer Myley Cyrus Bangerz Tour is not stopping in Baghdad!
Plenty of 5th column in Spain and everywhere else in Europe for that matter. In NL 3/4 of muslims admire muslims from NL that go and fight in Syria. According to the Dutch secret service around 750 muslims that went to Syria have returned to Europe. Fanatic, trained, battle hardened and traumatized perhaps, any of them could be a ticking time bomb. And no protest from so called moderate muslims. Because in the end every muslim wants their religion to be in charge over everything and everybody.
Some parts of Europe are just lost, NL, Sweden, probably the UK...no amount of propaganda or violent crackdown will get them back.
cities in NL are gone. all gone momo. and they pay them for it. why? i never understood. good luck with that.
Magpie
You got that right. Most Swedes are so brain washed that they allow their government to throw you in jail for even mentioning immigration reform. Oops I forgot, they call it "migration" over there now.
(socialist/communist/progressive) would work in this sentence if you replaced the word muslim...
"And no protest from so called moderate muslims. Because in the end every muslim wants their religion to be in charge over everything and everybody."
they are birds of a feather, which is why they cannot criticise the muslim for they both work for the same ends "control"
More power to these crazy bastards.
We are going to die for it until we liberate all the occupied lands, from Jakarta to Andalusia,” he said...
I thought that Jakarta was capital of Indonesia which is a mostly Islamic country? Does he feel Indonesia is run by the "wrong kind" of Muslims? Or do they plan to take over every country between Spain and Indonesia? That might cause some concern for their Saudi backers.
Texas is run by the wrong kind of Christians. Indonesia is run by the wrong kind of Muslims.
It is God's will that these errors be corrected. Please send money to help.
Bless you my child.
If understand this correctly the real story is they are networking with other Islamic extremist groups in Spain. ISIS won't be invading Spain but these groups will be doing the heavy lifting with the aim to bring Spain or at least part of it into the Caliphate.
Thats how I read it, i.e. as a "call" hence the specific mention of several nations including Indonesia and Australia. A nice range and mix to get everyone worked up globally, just as TPTB like it and use it....
I now know why the King gave it to his son..he must like his head on his body...not on a spike....as what will happen if they take over Spain...
They need to shorten their message for their Twitter account!
Black Knight: Come on then.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
Arthur: Look, stop that.
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.
Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
As a small business owner, let me take this OT.
Ford Motor Company, you cunts will burn in hell, just MOT'ed my 54 plate Transit with 89,000 miles on it.
Had the fucker just under a year, and the bloke doing the MOT said the fucker is a death trap. That piece of shit cost me three grand, from a decent dealer. The MOT bloke said it had never been undersealed.
If I ever meet the cunt who passed this van I will cut your throat. Do you think us fuckers shit money?
No fucking underseal in fucking water ravaged England?? What a piss fucking take of the highest order.
I am going to have to buy a new fucking van you cunts. You filthy hateful fucking cunts.
Bastard fucking cunts.
Wrong thread....that rant is supposed to be on "Life on Planet Yellen".
Or RANTsquawk.
Fucking underseal is a scam. It seals the water in next to the steel, so it can rust. It doesn't provide any serious protection.
Stay away from the salt.
Thak you for your post.
It is the first underseal post at ZH.
They dare not mention Portugal! The portuguese kindgom kicked out muslims and went on to Ceuta centuries before the Spanish finally expelled them.
Someone needs to tell these guys there's no Muslims or mosques in either the North or South Poles. Get with the program slackers...
Can you take this primitives on moon or mars???
Can you take this primitives on moon or mars???
What is the computer model predicting for ISIS?
dem dudes are stoners man dey bringin bongs to spain shit we already got bongs man.
dese guys remind me of brad pitts in true romance man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyhk5T6zVUU
yeah , sure .... come broder , come .... and we shall see what we do to you as soon as you cross the strait .... too bad your fore fathers are not still around to give you a good piece of advice ...
shit, who sang that song Andalucia... frank black? pixies?
what's a google?
Remember the war against Franco.
That's where each of us belong.
Though he may have won all the battles,
We had all the good songs. . .
"Spanish bombs in Andalucia"?
The Clash.
Seriously this video has CIA fingerprints all over it. It looks like they have been keeping their Hollywood "consultants" busy with this one. Is this "ISIS" or is it a group of unemployed actors reading a script straight from Langley, with a promise of a nice paycheck and a minor part in the next CGI "blockbuster" as a bonus? Inquiring minds want to know...
"We are going to die for it..." well they got that part right.
Gee I thought Jihad wasn't central to Islam?
Two things come together as one here, but I am not sure how they will be reconciled. Nostradamus prophecized that the current order of the world would be thrown on its ass by a powder out of the middle east having a leader wearing a blue turban( head covering, etc... not sure what the actual word was in French). They would invade Europe and would not be stopped until the two Northern powers choiced forces against it.
OK, so we ISIL (calling it ISIS is just too creepy) which is a power with a CIA made for TV villian with a name that is about as real as Barrack Hussein Obama, Jr. AND we have the UN and their blue helmeted army. How we get from here to there should be interesting to see.
... and I do not see Nostradamus as so much of a prophet in theis case as we have the group in power going by a playbook which is designed to give their actions a supernatural aura.
Where is my popcorn and 32 oz Cola?
Monday humor...
Haven't been following this ISIS stuff, but I was suspicious something like this was happening right from the beginning.
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ISIS: The Bombshell Interview to Impeach Obama
"Nabeel Naiem: No, I am telling you I was once in charge of a camp of 120 men and we were spending that time thousands (of Dollars), imagine how much this ISIS is spending?! Let me tell you something.. The wounded from ISIS during (terrorist) operations, are they being treated here in Lebanon? No, neither in Syria, nor in Saudi nor in Egypt, where do they go? They go to Israel. Now as we speak there are 1,500 of ISIS & Nusra (Front) are in Tel Aviv hospitals." ...
So we can forget dedolarisation, new Ben Laden is here ... US will save the world ? War will save economy ? Nice one ...
Odd, a few weeks ago airstrikes from B-52s and B-1 using GPS guided bombs could have taken out all 15,000 ISIS without any damage to civilians. It is almost as if they KNEW there would be no air strikes?
Everyone knows the US is supporting them.
E.g. countries who were/are into the scam...ISIS captures hostages...like Turkey. Now Turkey, with obvious interests in the region, massacre of Turks, destruction of oil pipelines, freedom of Kurds...cannot intervene.
If ISIS invades Spain, which side will Catalonia be on?
It won't be Spain. Go look up their national anthem. Just as barbaric as anything their muttslum brothers spew in North Africa and the ME.
The Spanish left-wing politically correct idiotic bunch wanted to turn Granada's Cathedral into a Mosque to please their muslim immigrants, only two months ago. They were turned down by a popular uproar, but I guess it gave some the wrong idea.
I hope next time the PC left-wing shmucks have a grandiose idea, they will shut the *bleep* out.
They can have Spain. What the hell, I'll give 'em France and Italy too. No skin off my nose. Holland, Austria, and Germany? Sure, take 'em. Hands off Switzerland though, I like cheese and chocolate.
why not invade Israel first so we can just start WWIII and get it over with...
Guessing Spain's banking situation is very dire...
They just all want one of them sweet Spiderman towels!
Sieze him!
Ya, I sees 'em.
There is a good thing about this whole ISIS bs...once the Israelis start shelling / reoccupying Gaza, the Arab countries are free to attack Obama's caliphate without any media reprisals.
I hear the White House demanding restraint from Avigdor Liberman right now..
isis will be revealed as the masterminds behind the
federal reserve board of governors, then , all hell
breaks loose. was there a comic book version of this
plot that i missed?
"US diplomat Tom Malinowski expelled from Bahrain"
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-28204511
"A US diplomat has been ordered to leave Bahrain after meeting with members of a leading Shia opposition group, say Bahrain officials."
This may be interesting... because a) it is a diplomat being expelled by US ally, but also b) because Bahrain is Sunni led, but with a Shia population majority. C) Al Wefaq is a major Shia political party.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Wefaq_National_Islamic_Society
This probably the piece of news with the most consequences for several months, nay years.
If a Saudi Army can come in to crush a pro-Iranian rebellion, what makes the USA believe it can't crush a pro-US one.
I am trying to decide exactly when Britannia was lost. Was after the fall of King Arthur or Robinhood.
A British historian on the history channel years back was asked what does Britain need today. His answer was Robinhood!
'Southpark' Mat Stone and Trey Parker need to make an ISIS episode. Unless Mat and Trey have gotten too old to be creative, and current without being timid. ISIS is begging for their younger style lambasting of the stupidly hubrious. Mat and Trey, you are lame if you do not have Cartman join ISIS. Mat and Trey pull your junk out of cold storage and be cooooolll and write an ISIS episode. Treat Mohamid like your Brigam Young episode when you were still young comedians with a working scrotum.
Is it just me, or is this whole ISIS thing too convenient? Too fishy? It's like a peach that just fell into the lap of the Military-Security-Industrial-Complex with near perfect timing, just as even the average consumer moron was starting to fatigue from all the bullshit.
Hell, you could even blame a transglobal economic collapse on a group like this.
No Frankie it is all going to plan. Poison Iraq with DU, kill their army, have the bomb each other to smithereens, destroy the agricultural areas. When they are too weak to fight, leave zillions in American gear and then bring in the boys trained in Jordan, Turkey and announce them as "ISIS". However an ISIS too weak to defeat the Kurds that Sadaam kicked around for decades because, wait for it, America built a giant military base near Mosul years ago and turned it over to Israel. Now Isreal and the Kurds are buddies, the giant lucrative oil fields have just sent the first load to Isreal.
Now we have an outside entity, Russian sending bombers to Bagdad who are Shite for the most part and backed by Shites (that means Iran, Syria, Lebanon)
The wild card in all of this now is if a caliphate actually takes place that is not part of the script, that being an alliance of southern Iraq, Syria, Iran, Lebanon and actually unites into a single entity which can threaten Israeli oil shipments and Saudi oil shipments which mostly are consumed by the west.
Have to wonder is this is not the script which could give some creedence of various seers about the east marching on western Europe. If they garner the oil, western Europe would be facing lights out without Russian oil. It would paralyze western Europe.
There are many scenarios here. If one entity became fed up and blew up Saudi oil fields, the results are almost incalculable. It is not out of the question. Iran has hinted around that is their option also if attacked, that the Saudis will not emerge unscathed.
Excellent war gaming analysis.
It is evident why the Kurds were groomed years ago and many nations view them with suspicion. I feel sorry for them as their country was carved up by Turkey and Iran as well as Iraq. I can see why they are seething with vengence but aligning with Israel is only jumping from the frying pan into the fire.
They will now be viewed as enemies by not only Turkey, but Iran and the butt of Iraq. Yes there is an uneasy alliance with Turkey which will never hold. But Turkey has some oil alliances under the belt and are willing to remain quiet for now. The Kurds are playing with fire.
Both the brave and the coward march forth together so that each will no the opposite of itself. Alexander the Great
The entire British navy, that's a dinghy and two self propelled pedalo boats is in Gibraltar. They have to get past that first.
funny how they have no intentions on the nazi state of israel, but then again isis is a mossad creation and they want to frighten the shit out of Europeans, well they've already began by flooding Europe with africans and muslims, the tribe are satans spawn.
You wear your insipidness like a crown. Cheers!
Falconflight, run that through Benny, we are on to him.
They have made it quite clear that they intend to occupy Palestine.
At long last, can we please start nuking these lunatics. It's the only way to be sure.
The definition of IS.....IS
Bill Clinto is their lawyer, what is, is and how you define it.
Bill Clinto is their lawyer, what is, is and how you define it.
Bill Clinto is their lawyer, what is, is and how you define it.
I wonder who their lawyer is?
Why don't they takeover GM as well?
Bill Clinton, ... what you define as is simply matters are what is ............ is
The Islamic State of Italy and Spain...
Any volunteers fpr Knights Templar duty? I hear the spoils of war are grand.
ISIS makes Islam look crazy.... oh yea I forgot.
ha--- the highjacked al-Qaeda, ( is ) left these two clowns, to play with ( tsa ),-( new warning ) bombs in cphones or laptops ( wow ) as the rest are headed to the airport, ( bababadiland ), to find a few rides ( the flying kind ) to borrow ( u know ) that there new toyota's can't get them to Spain, or for that matter NYC ya think
I predict the califphate will unite with Europe and kick some assssssssss
Well you know what, ............... the American indians always referred to Europeanas as younger brother. That is becasue we are idiots.
http://www.ratical.org/many_worlds/6Nations/6nations1.html#part1a
https://dublinsmickdotcom.wordpress.com/2013/10/07/shawnee-chief-tecumse...
The video is a fake. REAL Jihadists never smile; God's work is serious work.
Villar! Vet my entertainment more carefully, this act is simply absurd!
Wake me up when they get an air force.
I declare myself ...
Emperor of Barbados. ta ta.....
The water and rum is good and its seems to be reasonably well run, which is good, because I'm not gonna be one of those kind of Emperors.
I just want to cruise around with my top hat and sash and check out the chicas.
I can picture it now with all those white Toyota pickup trucks filled with their jihad inspired marauders decked out in their Coexist bumper stickers and crows nest invading the entirety of Spain before siesta.
I don't know about anyone else, but this reminds me of an Allstate commercial, featuring "Mayhem". I can picture the invasion force coming across the Med on catamarans, mounted with 50 caliber machine-guns with this moron in charge, and Mayhem telling him which way to go. Bye-bye ISIS. You should have bought Allstate!
Besides, they'll never make it past the beaches. Too many topless, beautiful Spanish women.
Did ZH really just post a vid by some random dude and extrapolate Spain may be invaded next?
Who care if they take over Spain as long as they retain Euro as their money and avoid any hard default of Spanish debt...
Anyway... on the matter I would not be too surprised if things get sours in lot of EU countries, it does not need many people to trigger social unrest and raise the level of resentment between the present communities to the clashing point.
I guess it goes with riots as it goes with natural disasters +> it is good for GDP and growth.