• Knave Dave
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    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...

Stocks Tumble - Give Up All The "Great" Jobs Report Gains

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Whocouldanode? Treasury yields continue to push lower (now below Thursday's lows) having not looked back since the jobs report. Stocks - having exuberantly spurted to record highs to ensure American consumer comfort over the long weekend - have now collapsed back and given up all their post-"great-jobs-report" gains... CNBC is puzzled...



As a reminder, here's why the headline jobs print was not so great after all...

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Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:04 | 4931540 Aknownymouse
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Don't worry. It is all noise.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:07 | 4931551 SHEEPFUKKER

So much noise, I need some Bose headphones....you know, to help with the summer heat wave consumer spending swoon and such. 

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:08 | 4931556 GetZeeGold
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CNBC is puzzled


Yeah that's pretty normal.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:13 | 4931578 Headbanger
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"having exuberantly spurted"

Told ya it was vinegar strokes last week!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:22 | 4931612 Pure Evil
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Is it still Bush's fault, or should we start blaming Putin?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:24 | 4931622 knukles
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Thatz razizt.
Everybody should be included.

It's Obie's Fault

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:36 | 4931630 Pure Evil
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Can't be Ozero's fault.

He's providing hope and change for hundreds of thousands of 3rd world dreamers by relocating them to a crime infested ghetto in a town near you.

And, if your town didn't have a crime infested ghetto before the forced migration, be patient, it soon will be.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 13:23 | 4932041 disabledvet
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Wake me when his poll numbers hit 20.

Calls for impeachment will start to get heard as well. "Tea Party surge" will be enormous. No one in their right mind will want to be labelled "Democrat" or "Republican" in two years.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:07 | 4933926 tc06rtw
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It's  HILLARY'S  fault for not getting elected in '08 !!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:19 | 4931601 yogibear
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CNBC? What's that? (sarc).

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:03 | 4931737 Keltner Channel Surf
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Can Never Beat Cartoons


As always, it's about ratings ...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:59 | 4931725 Lewshine
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Stocks tumble?? Bullshit! This is the token pullback that the Fed allows for the sake of: "SEE, STOCKS AREN'T MANIPULATED" - After every inexplicable rally whether good news or bad. Loading the boat with Aug. call option on SPY. I'll make 20% on that bet by 3:30 this afternoon. Watch

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:09 | 4931552 SHEEPFUKKER

So much noise, I need some Bose headphones....you know, to help with the summer heat wave consumer spending swoon and such. 


* edit* err, double post

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:10 | 4931566 ArkansasAngie
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The noise of propagandist trying to shout over the disharmonics from fundamentals grinding against fed manipulated toothpick levers.  

May the bird of paradise fly up their collective noses.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:30 | 4931629 Soul Glow
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Transitory noise and tradition.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:05 | 4931543 Dr. Engali
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Start levitation in 3......2........1......

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:09 | 4931559 GetZeeGold
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I'm concerned....printer 5 is starting to smoke.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:13 | 4931580 nmewn
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Its the #5 valve on the new pipeline they stuck directly into the Ink Factory.

I'm on it!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:05 | 4931740 TabakLover
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Great call.  ZH again nails the daily bottom.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:06 | 4931545 foodstampbarry
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Noise. So.... get to work Mr Yellin!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:11 | 4931569 toady
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Yep. Throw a few more quadrillion into the dark pool, and hurry!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:18 | 4931599 Headbanger
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You ain't heard nothing yet!

Better put on some ear plugs and your Kevlar helmet with the face shield

And pray the over pressure spike doesn't crush in your sinuses.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:07 | 4931554 Number 156
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Tumble? Youre jumping the gun. Its too early to say.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:09 | 4931563 Jethro
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It's OK.  Everything is AWESOME!


Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:09 | 4931565 buzzsaw99
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btfd bitchez

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:11 | 4931571 nmewn
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Liesman? LIESMAN!?!?

Come back Liesman, we love you ;-)

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 14:25 | 4932371 BeetleBailey
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yeah...come back...so we can riddle your fat body with bullets....you pedo smiling fuck

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:11 | 4931572 ArkansasAngie
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shoot the fucking bitches, Dip

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:12 | 4931575 The Most Intere...
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This is so 2008...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:13 | 4931576 syntaxterror
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I thought the Pouty Faggot said his health scam wasn't destroying full-time emplyoment.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:24 | 4934003 tc06rtw
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He's NOT pouty — he's Contemplative.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:18 | 4931594 espirit
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The unemployment rate will drop until everyone is unemployed.

Ministry of Dis-information.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:21 | 4931609 yogibear
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It's the weather again. Too hot for people so their not spending.

That sounds good for a sheeple excuse.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:24 | 4931621 The Carbonator
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All my disposable income goes to Beans, Bullets, Bullion.


Anything leftover pays off car debt.  I aint spending shit.


In fact I got a rainbarrel to offset my water bill.  Can't tax the clouds bitches.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:37 | 4931644 foodstampbarry
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No, but the EPA has now dispatched a drone to your residence for illegal rain collection.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:05 | 4931745 Village-idiot
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Some idiot politician (I'm being redundant here) in California, last year, proposed that rain barrels should be taxed. The few politicians with just a tiny amount of sense shut him up.

But you know Democrats, they keep trying until they get what they want.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:34 | 4931855 overmedicatedun...
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village, rain barrels well here in MD they tax Rain fall!!, on other note of my attempt to derail the tyrany, had a lady at my door telling me she was here to confirm our electric smart meter, I said get off my property I told her I had written to my elec co and refused the Smart meter. She then said, well you need an offical letter from md public services giving me that right..she was told to leave my property. I call md public service commission, and was told no such letter is sent by them or required to refuse a smart meter. but I was informed I would be billed $75 to not install it, and $17 per month for meter reading...what's behind this smart meter stuff?? I will pay.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:36 | 4931657 papaswamp
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Not sure I would call it a tumble...oil now that is tumbling, until a new conflict can be started in short order..

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:38 | 4931670 SillySalesmanQu...
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Have no fear...HFT"s will levitate things back to green by the end of the day, and if not, tommorrow is Turbo Tuesday

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:39 | 4931673 TalkToLind
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Ben has his "helicopter".  Yellen has her "noise".  Both of these tools are better comedians than economists.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:41 | 4931682 pakled
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I'm shocked .... shocked...

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:48 | 4931693 dontgoforit
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We traveled 1100 miles since last Tuesday, visiting our grandchildren in Ohio.  We couldn't help but notice the light traffic and the empty parking lots at malls and businesses.  Everyone we talked to from hotel front to gas station operators said business is anemic at best, desperate at worst.  Many businesses are holding on by a thread.  The stock market can go to 50,000 - so what.  At the rate things are going there's not going to be anyone with any money because 1/2 the population is going to be unemployed.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 11:49 | 4931697 Eyeroller
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Tumble?  Yeah, right.

Wake me when the VIX gets above 20, and then I can watch the Ponzi Munchkin shite herself.

Until then, it's all just 'noise'.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:21 | 4931798 SheepDog-One
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Yes, but remember 'this time it's different', those in the markets are highly leveraged so even small drops are a big hit.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:55 | 4931760 Chuck Knoblauch
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Busch Gardens & Seaworld reported lowest July 4th weekend traffic EVER!!!

Noticed a dramatic cut in park staff!


The poor man's Disney World vacation.

hahaha ...........

Maybe someone could post an article on the REAL consumer.

Not some fabricated faggot conjured up by the Federal Reserve?

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 12:28 | 4931833 I Write Code
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Road traffic was super-light around Los Angeles this holiday weekend, no idea what the significance might be.

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 13:26 | 4932048 disabledvet
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None whatsoever!

Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:12 | 4932899 Red Raspberry
Mon, 07/07/2014 - 16:11 | 4932900 Red Raspberry
Mon, 07/07/2014 - 21:10 | 4933906 tc06rtw
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How do you ever expect to become  RICH  if you're not  CHEERFUL !!

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