125 Years Ago... Or Today?

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Ripped from the pages of the Wall Street Journal in July 1889 - it's never different this time...



How The Wall Street Journal of 2014 might have covered the news of July 8, 1889 (Source: WSJ)

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Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:35 | 4934875 Bernoulli
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Wow. Websites really had a funny layout back then.

And what do you mean with "ripped"?

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:37 | 4934883 praps
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And websites were only in black and white then.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:42 | 4934894 smithcreek
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If someone bothered to check out the article before posting them might have realized it is called:

The Past, Reimagined

How The Wall Street Journal of 2014 might have covered the news of July 8, 1889

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:45 | 4934899 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Oklahoma land rush is the key... Poor people have nowhere to run anymore.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:53 | 4934915 Government need...
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I hear half of Central America is in the process of making a run for the US border.  Taco Bell should craft a campaign out of this!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:57 | 4934927 GetZeeGold
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Central American Female Speculators love Taco Bell!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:21 | 4934995 SamAdams
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Under the main pic it says, "to read the stories in entirety, go to WSJ/125.com". 

This can only mean one thing! AL Gore is a very old man....

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:48 | 4935068 BlindMonkey
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Lots of Global Warming™ since then.  Entire countries have been swallowed by the sea since that great man began his crusade against Global Warming™ back then.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:36 | 4935234 Manthong
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Cocaine was legal back then..  that’s how you upped your baud rate on the telegraph. As they started using homosexual telegraph operators on coke with their telegraph boys, they ushered in what was known as the “Gay Nineties HFT technology”.


They were way ahead of their time

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 11:09 | 4935339 quintago
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Delete this post ZH. It makes you look like a fool for posting it.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 22:07 | 4938097 Rusty Shorts
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Fucking do-gooder...


Cocaine was legal, and it was awesome days back then when Americans enjoyed the Liberty to do whatever the fuck they wanted to.


She don't lie.


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 23:07 | 4938303 old naughty
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What make any of us think in another 125 years, there will not be: “250 Years Ago…Or Today?”

Since 79% are reported fine with the current level of Tyranny, so it may just be 4:1 believing we are fine come 2139 AD, no? Let’s see…


UP vote says not fine (You are the 21%).

DOWN vote says yes, its fine (You are the 79%).



For this exercise, please leave “we will not be here” scenario on the side.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 11:45 | 4935511 Zero Debt
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Thumbs up if you saw it coming in the 1860s.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 23:14 | 4938328 old naughty
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It may be that WSJ travelled to and copied from today's headline…

(can this be equated to backwardation?)


Oh, could it be they came back from 2139 AD to 1889 AD with a pit stop midway?

(assuming WSJ folks got to go...)

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:10 | 4935602 maskone909
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Thats pure comedy gold manthong great analysis and +1 good sir

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:32 | 4935698 Manthong
Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:39 | 4935729 maskone909
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Hahahah youve been waiting years to use that clip havent u! ;-)

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 16:57 | 4936871 Manthong
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yup.. it's a pretty tough crowd here. :-D

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 20:28 | 4937719 Nikola
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Yep, "Coca-Cola" still had the coca in it!  (Fun stopped in 1903).

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 22:06 | 4938117 Rusty Shorts
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"Coca-Cola" still has Coca leaves in its recipe.


How Coca-Cola Obtains Its Coca


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:00 | 4934933 codecode
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Sorry, I can't handle Zuckerberg's picture front and center... What's so great about him?

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:12 | 4934960 GetZeeGold
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What's so great about him?


He ripped off the Facebook source code and got away with it....after the settlement that is....which is why he and Bill Gates are such good friends.


Now that they're rich they can work on Common Core, amnesty, and screwing over the little people.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:34 | 4935227 JRobby
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Xerox developed the graphical interface but did not see the value in it that Bill did. He bought DOS for like $55k I believe?

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:50 | 4935281 Overfed
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Actually, IIRC, it was Jobs who bought the GUI from Xerox, they were working on it in the very early 70s.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:40 | 4935738 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Gates bought DOS from a local computer programmer for $500. He changed the A: drive to C: drive then claimed it was his creation and now is the one of the richest in the world. Wow! Fraud often pays. 

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 17:03 | 4935868 Jumbotron
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Yeah....and that used car salesman Gates hired to be his second in command and was just pushed out for being a COLLOSAL failure....Steve Ballmer.

Hey Windows users.....these are the guys that foistered WinShit onto the world through fraud and crony capitalism.




and of course my favorite.....who actually made Ctrl-Alt-Del famous.


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:53 | 4935292 Dublinmick
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Bill is buying out vaccine companies now so he can finish off the people of walmart

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:00 | 4935567 Proofreder
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Common Core Good!

What don't you like about a course of study designed to increase critical thinking skills?

Oh, right; you're a buzzword guy = Ignorant dipshit

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:18 | 4935642 maskone909
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Lmfao this is one of several posts on here lately that i cant tell if its sarc or not. I dont know if thats a good thing

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 13:16 | 4935875 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Don't be ridiculous.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:10 | 4934964 PartysOver
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And the smart ones up here will be making a run for Central America.  After the Great Crash of 20xx.  I already bought a little plot of land down there. 

Kinda reminds me of the Big Dogs sucking in the retailers then pulling the rug out.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:50 | 4935074 BlindMonkey
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Make sure you bring some exotic gringo disease down there with you.  No reason not to return the favor.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:55 | 4935099 BeerMe
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Maybe a citizen trade program?  Socialists to the U.S.  Liberty people to Costa Rica.  Or whatever other country.  Of course after a few year the socialists wouldn't be able to leave us alone.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:02 | 4935123 dontgoforit
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It's too humid in Tamarindo and all of Costa Rica.  It's for sure you will get thin.  Sweat like a fool down there.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 21:10 | 4937853 lincolnsteffens
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Not so. The higher elevations are much cooler and the air is drier. Down near sea level its hot and humid.  Pretty much goes for everywhere the higher you go the lower the temperature.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:20 | 4934987 F.A. Hayek
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Yo quiero Taco Bell y ebt!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 11:10 | 4935341 Oldrepublic
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The US government should arrange charter flights from Central America to make it easier to get the kids in the US!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:05 | 4934949 NeedtoSecede
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@GF, you could also say it like this: FREE people have nowhere to run anymore...

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:20 | 4934991 bbq on whitehou...
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No one has any place to run to. "Where are you going to run, where are you going to hide; No where because there is no where left to run to anymore."

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:25 | 4935010 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Yes, that too.

What's that response called!?!


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 19:00 | 4937384 NeedtoSecede
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Of course most of us who are remotely awake know it is


Fight or flight. 


But in today's America you are more likely to get responses like this to your open ended question:

Facebook or Flight

Tweet or fight

Hashtag or fight


We are doomed!

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:03 | 4934941 Gene Parmesan
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Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:47 | 4934905 Sudden Debt
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it was called a Hercules screen...

and it was green and black at first...


I'm that old...


Tue, 07/08/2014 - 08:58 | 4934931 zerocash
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You fancy boys with your Hercules screens. All we had was MDA.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 12:16 | 4935634 WmMcK
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I just had a board that erased when I lifted the page.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 01:49 | 4938545 Manthong
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I had MDA and CGA in my $3,000.00 Compaq Portable.

Still have the darn thing.. 4 digit serial number.. hasn't seen power in over 20-some years.

I think I'll try firing it up.. it will be interesting to see if the original boot disks are still any good.

I will have to look to see if it has a CMOS battery (which would likely be shot).

It would look interesting next to the AMD 6 core with the four 24" displays.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:18 | 4934984 F.A. Hayek
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Al Gore hadn't yet gotten around to inventing the internet.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:31 | 4935212 JRobby
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And you were not profiled for visiting the news stand and buying a paper.

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:07 | 4934961 Jumbotron
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Just to put this into context.....this was at the tail end of the depression that started with the Panic of 1893.....


and the Panic of 1907 which led to the formation of the Federal Reserve and the I.R.S.



Tue, 07/08/2014 - 09:10 | 4934963 Jumbotron
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And speaking of the Panic of 1907.....this is for you WB7.


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