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Flying illegals from Texas to San Diego? Shit TJ is only 30 miles farther and Noglaes is well, just over the border?
Cloward-Piven: overload the welfare system to bring about collapse!
Can't happen fast enough. Unfortunately, it's going to be ugly.
and on a lighter note...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
-- Jeff Foxworthy
Also by Foxworthy ....
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
So true, so true, macholatte & knukles
Amen, Bro.
Retards still watching TV, Hollywood's shit and bread and circuses. Keep up the good work. You viewership supports your serfdom.
1.- You think you're funny but you're a douche
You may be macholatte
You don't see many Buddhists running around with suicide vests, do you?
Or Hindus or Baptists ;-)
Don't know if suicide vests, but Hindus have been quite assholy sometimes with muslims, going on a rampage on their neighborhoods killing as many as they can. There are also the Maoists militias (which I'm not sure if they're Hindu or Buddhist or both) which are considered "terrorists" in India. And Baptists... well, I'm sure there are enough examples of them doing assholy things too, which wouldn't pale in comparison to anything you ascribe to Muslims.
In the end, people of all religious walks of life have done similar shit. Or you're actually that naïve to believe only Muslims do them?
Speaking of Baptists....
You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?
Because someone might see them and think they were dancing!
"Don't know if suicide vests, but Hindus have been quite assholy sometimes with muslims, going on a rampage on their neighborhoods killing as many as they can."
And who or what provoked them?
"There are also the Maoists militias (which I'm not sure if they're Hindu or Buddhist or both) which are considered "terrorists" in India."
All statists think they are surrounded by "terrorists" because they are.
"And Baptists... well, I'm sure there are enough examples of them doing assholy things too, which wouldn't pale in comparison to anything you ascribe to Muslims."
Cite for me the last time a Baptist or Hindu or Buddhist walked onto a bus or into pizza parlor or disco etc. and suicided him/herself taking out as many "unbelieving" innocents as possible in the process, including their own.
"Or you're actually that naïve to believe only Muslims do them?"
Hardly...but Muslim families seem to be raising their own to perfect their own version of suicidal/homicidal insanity and rejoicing in it, while the others don't.
There is something deeply distrurbing about a family raising a child to be a walking bomb taking out everything around him (even risking the family itself) wouldn't you agree?
"And who or what provoked them?"
It's called ethnic tensions. It wasn't evil muslims going after hindus or nothing. There's been ethnic tensions in India since its inception.
"Cite for me the last time a Baptist or Hindu or Buddhist walked onto a bus or into pizza parlor or disco etc. and suicided him/herself taking out as many "unbelieving" innocents as possible in the process, including their own."
Oh, but there are other ways to mass murder than that.
"Hardly...but Muslim families seem to be raising their own to perfect their own version of suicidal/homicidal insanity and rejoicing in it, while the others don't."
Really? And where did you get that piece of info I guess...
I also wonder what would you think of a family raising their children to hate a certain specific ethnic group or religions at the same time teaching them the use of weaponry. I know a many of those and none are Muslim.
Maoists, Mao, China, communists, atheists.
Buddhists and Baptists... please do research then come back and expound upon your notion. I'm particularly interested in public crucifixions, beheadings, and mass executions of thousands of prisoners of war. Although, strapping bombs to unwilling participants so they go kill someone or their family dies stories are good also. Those stories will be gripping I am sure.
In today's world the primary movers in the pain and death game are indeed Muslims and atheists. You won't find any actual believing Christians (to believe is to practice - if you don't practice you don't really believe so therefore you are not) in high level positions in the NSA, CIA, DHS, FedRes, IRS, mafia, Chicago government, or any of the plethora of criminal organizations in this country. They are either mobsters, fascists, or communists - extremely successful criminals.
You are naive to believe nobody here sees right through you.
I've known of a few that burnt themselves, if it's about suicide. If it's about armed conflict, there are also "Buddhist brigades", although don't know how much similar in their assymetrical warfare are they with those you seek to describe.
Well, to be fair, you don't really see anyone running around with a suicide vest. That is kind of the point. If you did, you could shoot them dead before they detonate. People who are recruited for suicide bombings usually have two choices in life
1) Die - of hunger, malnutrition, disease
2) Die - and take care of your family by getting paid to be a suicide bomber.
Most suicide bombers are recruited in refugee camps or slums.
keyser....You don't see many Buddhists running around with suicide vests, do you?
of course not ... they use gasoline to self immolate
Foxworthy's shtick was about the Taliban not specifically muslims...
You guys are getting offended by Jeff Foxworthy?
If you're offended by a hack comedian with a small and shrinking fanbase which has always only ever been a small fraction of society other than a brief moment in time when everyone obviously lost their mind and he was popular, you might need to turn off the television and go make something of your life.
I am Chumbawamba.
If the excerpts posted are truly his then how does he even have a fanbase? No problem with the racism here, race is a fine subject for comedy, just the complete lack of humor. I guess the guy found his niche, embittered conservatard white cunts with a smalldick inferiority complex. I guess that makes his fanbase solely american.
So what you're saying is his lack of humor offends you because his jokes are too serious? What's the matter, can't handle the truthiness?
"You know, they said we needed to triple the border patrol. Well, now they're going to say we need to quadruple the border patrol," said the president. "Or they'll want a higher fence. Maybe they'll need a moat. Maybe they'll want alligators in the moat. They'll never be satisfied." - Obama May 10 2011
What does it say about a border that even a child can cross Barry?
Because the D-Team is going to need these "UDVs" *
* Undocumented Democrat Voters
Starting to look that way.
So where are we at here, the Blue Team jumps up & down about a voter producing an ID to vote is really just "voter suppression", yet people who have ID were suppressed by the Blue Team's IRS.
Blue Team rants & raves about gun deaths, yet Blue Team ran guns to Mexico with the expectation they would turn up at murder/crime scenes to prove a need for gun control here...and aside from BrianTerry...as far as I know ALL those deaths were of people south of the border.
Now, they're using children as a means to an end.
They have no conscience.
Indeed. Cloward-Piven. Hate America First. And whatever else escapes me now.
There is another element involved in this, different industries/corporations want cheap labor, even as they refuse to give raises to their own long time workers, while increasing their own salaries and bonuses at the top.
Its the perfect storm, I don't think they understand what they are unleashing, blinded by their own greed & power lust.
Should be quite a show ;-)
The Elite will be inside their crisis bunkers,
protected by DHS mercenaries,
or at distant hidden private safety retreats,
while the destruction of the USA proceeds
according to the NWO plan.
My comment went into the ether, very interesting.
Exactly!! Immigration and foreign workers programs have two major functions: keep wages low (high labour supply), keep asset prices high (more market participants.)
Its says we are a loving and caring nation full of fucking idiots.
Remember to leave your doors unlocked tonight, and if someone wanders in and makes camp in you living room, just remember, only a hating racist would utter a disparaging word.
Send ALL the illegal immigrants to live in Washington DC,
thousands of illegals could camp at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Overload what's left of the rotting system AND kill the dollar in tandem.
Decades ago some VIP Germans fled to Brasil.
Now, after the 7:1 WC loss, Brasilian VIPs will flee to Germany.
We the People need Our Military to go to Washington and ,
TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS!
Step up Generals,fulfill your Oathes!
You mean the one's planning a second career in Big-MIC?
They're too busy getting paid by Momma Gov.
They are cowards. The US Military sold out the US people and they regularly sell out the soldiers.
The US Military that orchestrated and conducted the 9-11 attacks
producing an attempt at World War?
The free shit army at work.
Can you say FULL RETARD?
Really it's all about getting more people here to borrow more money into existence (and fast), to keep the biggest broad day theft in history going.
Our financial system is a complete fraud, if only 10% of our citizens knew how it functions we might have a chance.
more slaves needed.
' I'll have them wetbacks voting Democrat for the next 200 years ' ..... what LBJ woulda said.
Don't think so.
Lyndon would say Chilli Bellies.
"I'll have them wetbacks voting Democrat for the next 200 years " ..... what LBJ woulda said.
Ummm... what LBJ DID say makes "Wetbacks" a kinder, gentler, form of euphemism.
Mebbe the LBJ Ranch could put up a few more...Americans to help the Cause?
Or Beaners?
"I heard the news today, oh boy."
the ICE agents given paid leave I hear
and though the news was rather sad
well I just had to laugh
it was just so sad and..
i passed an immigrant and..
he had some lices in his hair...
nobody seemed to care...
his scabies looked quite fair..
I'd love to senenenenened you home!
I'd love to send you home.....
now they how many beaners it takes to Cloward-Piven
I love to turn you on
give me your huddled wetbacks yearning for FREE SHIT BITCHEZ!!
At least we won't run out of cooks, gardners, construction workers or nannies for the next 100 years...
We will run out of jobs for AMERICANS though.
Border? What border? We don't need no steenking border.
Yes... and that's why we need anther $3 Billion to uh... you know... mmmm... uh... put some more welcome signs up so ... uh... mmm.. people don't get lost losing their way to the uh... country that I'm not yet proud to uh... be uuuhhhh mmm vacation in the uh.... mmmm shaved Hawaiian ices... uh golf at St Andrews.... hmmm oh yeah, the border.... should... uh ..be... uh secure enough ... so another 3 billion will uh.... where'd everybody go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdOY4OgZaHM#t=17
Didn't get any better today, did it?
$3.7 billion is what Obama has asked Congress for, which is to just address the flood of illegals and does nothing to secure the border... Let's hope the GOP votes for BamBam to go fly a kite...
Republicans should agree if the same spending Bill defunds the entire White House salaries and benefits.
Knukles, you ain't right! But damn, you're good. +100
Woohoo! Cheaper drugs!
+ 1 for excellent insight.
Cheaper, but at what cost?
Wait until you crossing in burkas...
because the economy just isn't bad enough now with the FDIC bankrupt, States borrowing from the federal government and bond sales to fund the unemployment rolls, record number of disability and food stamp recipients and 23% unemployment if you calculate it using the equation in place during the Reagan administration.
All you who are preparing for the collapse; I think you better speed up your time line a bit
As I posted earlier, this could help, but it seems the Dummies are in DC running the show.
Four chan, it would also be cheaper if we let their home countries PAY the return shipping, even if it comes from funds that we GIVE them. It would still be better than additional funding. Check out these $ ammounts from 2011.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_foreign_aid_received
Sure, but how much of that "ferin aid" is actually BIG-MIC credits?
(Sure, we'll give a bazzillion dollars as long as you use it at Uncle Sam's Big Dick Enhancement Emporium")
Notareal, Upvote and agree, that's the whole point. Take it out of their Aid Credits, be it MIC, Food, Blow & Hookers, Medical, Etc...
As long as they provide cover for the financial scams, it's all good.
(Hey, look, one of "those people" r-crossin-r-border, n n he's a-warein' a turbine.)
Works every time.
oh yes and one more thing
GO NORTH AMERICAN UNION!!!
Yes We Can-ada
Si se.... PUTO
...blame the ...cholos! Yeah, thats the ticket!
You'd think some smart Southern Democrat would have shot him already.
Seriously, can even obamanites be this fucking dumb?
I get the whole "multi-generational-welfare-dependency-for-votes" thing.
But for the few of them that actually work, I can only guess what unfettered immigration will do to their wages, particularly those in unions.
A people this stupid simply cannot be saved.
Onward and downward, bitchez!
All the survival instincts of lemmings.
Liberals have the long term thinking of a penis.
"but it feels so good!"
The agenda, if we can look to the UK, is to give every Congresscritter their own personal teenage sex slave from Central America. Haven't you heard? Pedophilia is the new rage. Harry Reid is already cumming.
"...the UK, is to give every Congresscritter their own personal teenage sex slave from Central America. "
Surely you mean "pre-teen" sex slaves, preferably boys from care homes.
The British Establishment elites will demand nothing less (!)
"Who could have seen this coming?"...
Or this...
http://patriotrising.com/2014/07/08/vials-smallpox-virus-found-unapproved-maryland-lab/Or Perhaps this...
http://investmentwatchblog.com/the-gates-of-hell-have-opened-and-the-us-is-being-attacked-and-occupied/ Certainly hope the CDC people are getting paid "not to shut up", unlike the TSA and Immigration folks!They'll always be welcome in Chicago.
Why Mexico’s Sinaloa Cartel Loves Selling Drugs in Chicagohttp://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/October-2013/Sinaloa-Cartel/
Excellent link, thanks for posting it.
@Ness. Thanks for the terrific read on Chicago, that's some good journalism. As Lester Freamon said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7M71wmwWRo
This line from the article really said it all:
"Drug enforcement experts estimate, conservatively, that the cartel’s annual revenues exceed $3 billion: more than those of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange Group."
Chicago, the Home of the Cocaine-user-In-Chief Obama.
Who? Anyone who has a CIA play book or has read it
Barry at work collapsing the system.
Democrat Playbook on this one: Create a crisis and amp it up until you stir up strong opposition, mobilizing the latin vote for November.
Q: How many democraps does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "That's not funny and you're a racist!!!"
Diebold is a more reliable 'D' voting machine than any ethnic minority who has been bribed with free stuff.
The Military probably wants all those illegals as future infantry soldiers.
All that experience working in a desert as Drug Cartel infantry soldiers.
Many are missing the forest, DC US treason, for the trees, "illegals."
What we, the American people need, is a good forest fire.
"My guillotine will take the bankster plate with a side of pol and a crat, and an ice tea, please."
America had a good 250 year run!
With 50m illegals the U.S. will be #1 in Soccer!
Better encourage the German illegals then. In case you haven't noticed, USA rule CONCACAF of late.
Maybe if the US stopped fucking those countries economically, there wouldn't be much of an immigration problem. Do any of the "blame the immigrant" crowd ever thought about that?
Clearly you haven't live in a Central American country where the organized crime bosses appear benevolent when compared to the government. The problem in those lands is a lack of a stable, relatively non-corrupt government. The people must demand this, be willing to fight for this, before it will happen. The US is merely regressing to the banana republic mean. Hey, at least the wetbacks still think the US is a better place to live. Must be all the freebees.
Well mister, how do you think that situation came to be? Never thought about those countries being "America's backyard" had anything to do wiith it?
Is there anything that is not America's fault?
If we are prosperous we are thieves and if we are robbed we are idiots. Does that pretty well line it up for you?
Well sir, I can tell you have no idea of the US history in the rest of the continent. For sure.
I'm pretty sure I do, but don't dodge the question.
So much illegal action from this Administration. Easier to declare independence than clean the White House.
Civil War: Red States versus Blue States: who would win? Red?
Blue?
Even people on The Huffing-post are bitching about Obama and this fiasco. Of course not a mention of it in America's Pravda, the NY Times.
The Democrats voted for this - F them. The RINO Republicans in COngress are traiors and cowards.
The democrats are ideologues, the republicans are self serving.
Using unconstitutional power for only good.
Where's Frodo Baggins when you need him?
Bleeding hearts will bleed us to death.
This can all be stopped almost instantly. It only takes hard hearted will. Instead we will institute policies which will lead to untold suffering lasting generations, but their will be no remorse or guilt, because they did it out of compassion, and thought they could pay for it with other people's earnings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wetback
Operation WetbackIn 1949 the Border Patrol seized nearly 280,000 illegal immigrants. By 1953, the numbers had grown to more than 865,000, and the U.S. government felt pressured to do something about the onslaught of immigration. What resulted was Operation Wetback, devised in 1954 under the supervision of new commissioner of the Immigration and Nationalization Service, Gen. Joseph Swing.
Swing oversaw the Border patrol, and organized state and local officials along with the police. The object of his intense border enforcement were "illegal aliens," but common practice of Operation Wetback focused on Mexicans in general. The police swarmed through Mexican American barrios throughout the southeastern states. Some Mexicans, fearful of the potential violence of this militarization, fled back south across the border. In 1954, the agents discovered over 1 million illegal immigrants.
In some cases, illegal immigrants were deported along with their American-born children, who were by law U.S. citizens. The agents used a wide brush in their criteria for interrogating potential aliens. They adopted the practice of stopping "Mexican-looking" citizens on the street and asking for identification. This practice incited and angered many U.S. citizens who were of Mexican American descent. Opponents in both the United States and Mexico complained of "police-state" methods, and Operation Wetback was abandoned.
It was planned back in Jan. 2014.
"Back in January, the Federal Government put an ad on their BizOpps website seeking “Escort Services for Unaccompanied Alien Children.”
https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=c6d7c0050b912fbc917...
Some people actually care enough to research things like this....other morons are controlled opposition and actually ban you from web sites / blogs for posting things like this.
This is just preposterous! Didn't you understand the opening illustration?
There was no way they could have seen this coming!
"It was planned back in Jan. 2014."
That's such complete bullshit, use your head Duc888. The demand for escorts to help process the wave of illegal kids isn't part of any fucking plan: the wave of illegal kids began back in October 2013, the processing centers were (and still are) completely overwhelmed so 3 months later - in January 2014 - the Feds began hiring "escorts".
Use your fucking sense and quit spouting such utterly ridiculous fucking nonsense.
Excellent post. investors.con - checking it out now.
take 1 iranian BORN african american .... add 1 kenyan / indonesian queer oriented druged commie muslim mulatto community organizer.......
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT....