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"Smile, we're on camera..."
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Maybe Perry IS gay.
Perry: "You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?"
but I forget the name of the "branch" you work in....
"Any good mexican restaurants around here?"
Remember that MOAB we dropped on your fertilizer plant Lil Ricky?
Ok, now let's see that smile.
Am I supposed to know who these people are?
One is that Kenyan guy and the other is from Northern Mexico but I forget their names. Blessed Alzheimer's.
O: Hey, Chris! Thanks for stumping for me in 2012. How's life after Jersey Shore.P: It's Rick. And you're in Texas, Hadji.O: Yeah yeah.
Yeah Rick, Preparation-H is the stuff. I use it every day. Make sure to spread it way up in there. You'll feel better in the morning.
Who am I and what am I doing here?!
They are both video-game fanatics.
The one on the right
is the undisputed though unofficial champion of Call of Duty -Black Ops Drones.
The other one is honored for promoting video-gaming in Texas , though he is mostly known for having been a Democrat for Al Gore before becoming a Republican against "evolution theory".
BO: "Don't look so glum Rick, you won't have to be my bitch forever. Now, where can we go to get in a quick 9?"
BO: "Now, where can we go to get in a quick 9?"
BO: "Now, where can we go to get in a quick 69?"
Come to my ranch, for a friendly game of cat and mouse...
After that we can play toss the donut and hide the sausage.
It's okey, I am here to help you......
Top 10 Horror Movie Masks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuon2qETxM (8:29)
"Lets go hunting with Cheyney"
No one has to know we have the same agenda.
"Barry? You ever had a Texas asswhippin??"
BO: Nice to see you, Rick. You know your still my bitch, right ?
RP: Not nice to see you jackass, but your in the Republic of Texas and if you don't shut it, I will beat you about the head with my Eastwing.
now it seems wrong to pick on you, what with the wind blowing the other way in the field of red and green.
Behold the scam in full flower- best friends ever.
"Heya Rick, you been working out?"
Let me fix it a bit.
"Heya Chris, you been working out? Or is that your gastric bypass?"
Obozo: "I'm sure your tax returns are all in order... but, a little heads up, ol' Rick Baby... my IRS will probably be wanting to give them a little lookie-see."
Sorry bro, but Perry's a neocon. He's safe.
Let's head over to the border, shall we??
I wish he'd put that horse head back on.
You're a handsome man Rick. Thanks Mr President, is Reggie along? I know a place
i'm wondering how many times perry will have his hand sanitized, to get the grime off
And have the suit jacket cleaned.
That hand on the shoulder says "The Justice Department is mine, homey."
You're going to be impeached Mr.Obama. Thanks for the photo PR effort in shaking my hand.
Once we get all of the attention off of these new American citizens, I will be able to have more flexibility....
Where have those paws been? Gross.
Rick, I have to admit I have a little boner meeting you.
Dude.. About that 5 Bucks I Owe you...
Did you buy that "CYNK Technology Corp" I told you about ;-)
"course I did" :-)
Thinks : Take your f*cking hand off my shoulder before I smack you one
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
"Feel that, Rick? Get used to feeling my hands on your back."
Rick, this is going to be great for Texas. All these new little freeloaders are bound to vote for me in my 7th term. I'll remember you if you're not dead
Still stoned from yesterday's Denver visit, huh?
Still stoned from yesterday's Denver visit, huh?
Except Perry refused to shake his hand unless I am missing something here.
Yep not missing anything here.
We shall see if Ricky has any real balls to call out the shit stirrer on this on. I wouldn't hold my breath though.
Perry is a globalist and a sell out to big business.
You cant believe anything that comes out of his cock sucking mouth.
What's the worst that could happen to Perry, a trial in the local Federal court with one hung jury after another until 2017? We would have busted you out of prison anyway or Falujazdized every federal puke in site. It would be worth it, same goes for that Bloe The Plumber moron, you could have saved the nation a lot of pain, you had the chance.
A two-year U.S. Senator from Chicago with absoutely 'No Executive Management Skills', awe?, with butT a bag of hope and change , this fluff-duster!!!
No better way to portray innocence that through ignorance?
"Say Rick, you like getting that Federal money every month , right? Well than , STFU and smile for the camera because you wouldn't want me to squeeze your little boy balls now would you?"
you have a wetback problem, did it rain?
I told you no convertibles and I am not going to dallas
To which Rick replies I knew Jack Kennedy and you sir are not Jack Kennedy.
Where's Poppy when you need him?
At least they used the right color hand this time around.....
Everything IS bigger in Texas.
Perry's thinking, " I wish I could throw a steaming hot noose over the tail rotor of Marine1 and hang your worthless ass."
"I'll have more flexibility after the erection."
...meeting Mr. I can'tscrewupanythingcausethisisTEXASmotherfucker!
Here's what was uttered....
"Fuck You Asshole"
"Your Momma Motherfucker"
"Eat shit and die, prickmyer...now smile for the god damned cameras"
Hey Rick, Hope you don't mind if I wipe a bit of Kenyan jizz on your shoulder!
Two of the biggest Big Gov Fags on the planet
(Two of) The three biggest lies:
1. Great to see ya!
2. Great to be here!
African-American meets Agro-American.
African-American meets Agro-American (can't call them Aggies any more you know, PC and all).
First stop on today's tour is a ride through Daly Plaza in the limo convertable, Mr President. The secret service will show you to your seat.
When I put my glasses on I look smarter
Rick Perry is a bigger empty suit than the drunken governor of Arizona
All us pols are in this together, if Joe Public ever figures that out were fucked, so at least try to make this look good.
I have noticed over the years that Obama keeps getting lighter, like Michael Jackson kept getting lighter. Only, Michael Jackson was born in the US.
It's nauseating really.
Heya Rick! Hey how much ya bench? I can curl 2 pounds now!
Fuck 'em both. Figuratively.
Debate moderator: "Gov. Perry, you said if elected you would cut several Federal level Departments, which ones?"
Gov. Perry: "Uhhh, uhhhh, uh the department of...uhhh, uhhhh, well, yes, but I can't talk now I have a banker cock in my mouth"
You do all know that this will be the republicrat nominee don't ya? So, tell me again why you vote?
If Perry was the real deal, Obama wouldn't set foot in Texas. Fucking whores! Both of them!
Perry looks like he threw up in his mouth.
You look much more orange in person
Obama: "You look funny with this tough look on your face, Rick. "
Soon to be 'Rick Perry Who?' and always to be not much more than the first black President.
One's a socialist traitor and ones an egomaniacal dipshit. Sounds like the FUCKING PERFECT TEAM to figure all this borda stuff out. Oh, Fuck Yeahhhhhhh
"There's three things you're going to do immediately.
One, lockdown the border.
Two, send me a railcar full of NIX, these lice are killing me!
Three, and I need..uh....yea three, I need...now what was that third thing?"
Hey Ricky, let's look up together so we can get a dronie.
Freddy Krueger's Best Quotes Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5J1vbCXikc (6:32)
Freddy Krueger's Best Quotes Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7aE2hkhcyI (7:19)
Breaking Bad meets the Boss.
My blue and white Johnson is bigger than yours.
Remember what Cheney did to Whittington down here in Texas?
I disagree with the general cynicism on this post. I think the photo says it all.
Yah but you're a foreigner and a wanker
Especially if you're from Ottawa.
Only liars, thieves, and wankers
Claim they're from Ottawa.
Go pull harper's pud.
I'm smilin' cause I just tapped Nancy Pelosi in Air Force One. I think I'm itchin' already.... Rick, my man, can you step in?....I think she's ready for round two and I'm hanging a major limp one!
Ricky you got some beef on that shoulder, you a man.
Get you FUCKING hand off of my shoulder you lying sack of shit POTUS......
bo: i'm starved. where can i get some good mexican?
rp: few miles away, by the book depository.
Kent, Clark Kent.
Rick! I am glad you decided to make it, thought you might not show
"Hi! My name is SHIT...have a handful."
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