Caption Contest: "Do I Look Like I'm Happy To See You" Edition

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"Smile, we're on camera..."

 

 

h/t @dougmillsnyt

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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:25 | 4941005 Slave
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Maybe Perry IS gay.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:29 | 4941015 NotApplicable
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Perry: "You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:32 | 4941029 wallstreetapost...
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but I forget the name of the "branch" you work in....

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:41 | 4941068 12ToothAssassin
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"Any good mexican restaurants around here?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:55 | 4941110 Pure Evil
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Remember that MOAB we dropped on your fertilizer plant Lil Ricky?

Ok, now let's see that smile.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:57 | 4941115 chumbawamba
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Am I supposed to know who these people are?

-Chumbz.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:33 | 4941205 DeadFred
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One is that Kenyan guy and the other is from Northern Mexico but I forget their names. Blessed Alzheimer's.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:13 | 4941514 mjcOH1
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O: Hey, Chris!  Thanks for stumping for me in 2012.  How's life after Jersey Shore.
P: It's Rick.   And you're in Texas, Hadji.
O: Yeah yeah.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:04 | 4941850 Newsboy
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Yeah Rick, Preparation-H is the stuff. I use it every day. Make sure to spread it way up in there. You'll feel better in the morning.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:30 | 4942132 TheReplacement
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Who am I and what am I doing here?!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:54 | 4941253 rwe2late
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They are both video-game fanatics.

The one on the right

is the undisputed though unofficial champion of Call of Duty -Black Ops Drones.

The other one is honored for promoting video-gaming in Texas , though he is mostly known for having been a Democrat for Al Gore  before becoming a Republican against "evolution theory".

http://venturebeat.com/2014/03/11/texas-governor-rick-perry-honored-for-...

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:02 | 4941276 Poundsand
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BO:  "Don't look so glum Rick, you won't have to be my bitch forever.  Now, where can we go to get in a quick 9?"

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 06:42 | 4942526 Tall Tom
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BO:  "Now, where can we go to get in a quick 9?"

 

BO:  "Now, where can we go to get in a quick 69?"

 

FIFY

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:56 | 4941111 SoberOne
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Come to my ranch, for a friendly game of cat and mouse...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:30 | 4941197 Pure Evil
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After that we can play toss the donut and hide the sausage.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:57 | 4941454 max2205
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It's okey, I am here to help you......

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:20 | 4941536 Goldilocks
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Top 10 Horror Movie Masks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuon2qETxM (8:29)

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:56 | 4942299 12ToothAssassin
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"Lets go hunting with Cheyney"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:17 | 4941528 dogfish
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No one has to know we have the same agenda.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:32 | 4941206 Stoploss
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"Barry? You ever had a Texas asswhippin??"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:00 | 4941130 villainvomit
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 BO:  Nice to see you, Rick.  You know your still my bitch, right ?

RP:  Not nice to see you jackass, but your in the Republic of Texas and if you don't shut it, I will beat you about the head with my Eastwing.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:29 | 4942129 jeff montanye
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you're

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:00 | 4941131 villainvomit
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 BO:  Nice to see you, Rick.  You know your still my bitch, right ?

RP:  Not nice to see you jackass, but your in the Republic of Texas and if you don't shut it, I will beat you about the head with my Eastwing.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:31 | 4942136 jeff montanye
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now it seems wrong to pick on you, what with the wind blowing the other way in the field of red and green.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:30 | 4941187 OceanX
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d/click

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:25 | 4941007 JPM Hater001
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Behold the scam in full flower- best friends ever.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:26 | 4941009 yrad
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"Heya Rick, you been working out?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:34 | 4941042 SilverIsKing
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Let me fix it a bit.

"Heya Chris, you been working out?  Or is that your gastric bypass?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:36 | 4941050 wee-weed up
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Obozo:  "I'm sure your tax returns are all in order... but, a little heads up, ol' Rick Baby... my IRS will probably be wanting to give them a little lookie-see."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:58 | 4941123 Slave
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Sorry bro, but Perry's a neocon. He's safe.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:27 | 4941013 PSEUDOLOGOI
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Let's head over to the border, shall we??

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:29 | 4941016 yellencrash
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I wish he'd put that horse head back on.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:29 | 4941017 Berspankme
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You're a handsome man Rick. Thanks Mr President, is Reggie along? I know a place

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:30 | 4941020 earleflorida
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i'm wondering how many times perry will have his hand sanitized, to get the grime off

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:56 | 4941108 ebworthen
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And have the suit jacket cleaned.

That hand on the shoulder says "The Justice Department is mine, homey."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:31 | 4941022 Atomizer
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You're going to be impeached Mr.Obama. Thanks for the photo PR effort in shaking my hand.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:32 | 4941026 Oldwood
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Once we get all of the attention off of these new American citizens, I will be able to have more flexibility....

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:32 | 4941028 Boozer
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Where have those paws been?  Gross.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:33 | 4941030 Cruel Aid
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Puke!

No comment

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:32 | 4941031 Berspankme
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Rick, I have to admit I have a little boner meeting you.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:32 | 4941034 Dragon HAwk
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Dude.. About that 5 Bucks I Owe you...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:34 | 4941037 wattie
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Did you buy that "CYNK Technology Corp" I told you about ;-)

"course I did" :-)

Cheers Wattie

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:34 | 4941038 Racer
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Thinks : Take your f*cking hand off my shoulder before I smack you one

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:35 | 4941211 Pure Evil
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:34 | 4941041 gcjohns1971
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"Feel that, Rick?  Get used to feeling my hands on your back."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:35 | 4941043 Berspankme
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Rick, this is going to be great for Texas. All these new little freeloaders are bound to vote for me in my 7th term. I'll remember you if you're not dead

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:35 | 4941045 Nevsky
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Still stoned from yesterday's Denver visit, huh?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:36 | 4941047 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Except Perry refused to shake his hand unless I am missing something here.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:04 | 4941119 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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http://www.salon.com/2014/07/08/rick_perry_refuses_obama_handshake_offer/

Yep not missing anything here.

We shall see if Ricky has any real balls to call out the shit stirrer on this on. I wouldn't hold my breath though.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:40 | 4942366 Richardk888
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Perry is a globalist and a sell out to big business.

You cant believe anything that comes out of his cock sucking mouth.

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