Caption Contest: "Do I Look Like I'm Happy To See You" Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

"Smile, we're on camera..."

 

 

h/t @dougmillsnyt

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Slave's picture

Maybe Perry IS gay.

NotApplicable's picture

Perry: "You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?"

wallstreetaposteriori's picture

but I forget the name of the "branch" you work in....

12ToothAssassin's picture

"Any good mexican restaurants around here?"

Pure Evil's picture

Remember that MOAB we dropped on your fertilizer plant Lil Ricky?

Ok, now let's see that smile.

chumbawamba's picture

Am I supposed to know who these people are?

-Chumbz.

DeadFred's picture

One is that Kenyan guy and the other is from Northern Mexico but I forget their names. Blessed Alzheimer's.

mjcOH1's picture

O: Hey, Chris!  Thanks for stumping for me in 2012.  How's life after Jersey Shore.
P: It's Rick.   And you're in Texas, Hadji.
O: Yeah yeah.

Newsboy's picture

Yeah Rick, Preparation-H is the stuff. I use it every day. Make sure to spread it way up in there. You'll feel better in the morning.

TheReplacement's picture

Who am I and what am I doing here?!

rwe2late's picture

They are both video-game fanatics.

The one on the right

is the undisputed though unofficial champion of Call of Duty -Black Ops Drones.

The other one is honored for promoting video-gaming in Texas , though he is mostly known for having been a Democrat for Al Gore  before becoming a Republican against "evolution theory".

http://venturebeat.com/2014/03/11/texas-governor-rick-perry-honored-for-...

 

Poundsand's picture

BO:  "Don't look so glum Rick, you won't have to be my bitch forever.  Now, where can we go to get in a quick 9?"

Tall Tom's picture

BO:  "Now, where can we go to get in a quick 9?"

 

BO:  "Now, where can we go to get in a quick 69?"

 

FIFY

SoberOne's picture

Come to my ranch, for a friendly game of cat and mouse...

Pure Evil's picture

After that we can play toss the donut and hide the sausage.

dogfish's picture

No one has to know we have the same agenda.

Stoploss's picture

"Barry? You ever had a Texas asswhippin??"

villainvomit's picture

 BO:  Nice to see you, Rick.  You know your still my bitch, right ?

RP:  Not nice to see you jackass, but your in the Republic of Texas and if you don't shut it, I will beat you about the head with my Eastwing.

villainvomit's picture

 BO:  Nice to see you, Rick.  You know your still my bitch, right ?

RP:  Not nice to see you jackass, but your in the Republic of Texas and if you don't shut it, I will beat you about the head with my Eastwing.

jeff montanye's picture

now it seems wrong to pick on you, what with the wind blowing the other way in the field of red and green.

JPM Hater001's picture

Behold the scam in full flower- best friends ever.

yrad's picture

"Heya Rick, you been working out?"

SilverIsKing's picture

Let me fix it a bit.

"Heya Chris, you been working out?  Or is that your gastric bypass?"

wee-weed up's picture

Obozo:  "I'm sure your tax returns are all in order... but, a little heads up, ol' Rick Baby... my IRS will probably be wanting to give them a little lookie-see."

Slave's picture

Sorry bro, but Perry's a neocon. He's safe.

PSEUDOLOGOI's picture

Let's head over to the border, shall we??

yellencrash's picture

I wish he'd put that horse head back on.

Berspankme's picture

You're a handsome man Rick. Thanks Mr President, is Reggie along? I know a place

earleflorida's picture

i'm wondering how many times perry will have his hand sanitized, to get the grime off

ebworthen's picture

And have the suit jacket cleaned.

That hand on the shoulder says "The Justice Department is mine, homey."

Atomizer's picture

You're going to be impeached Mr.Obama. Thanks for the photo PR effort in shaking my hand.

Oldwood's picture

Once we get all of the attention off of these new American citizens, I will be able to have more flexibility....

Boozer's picture

Where have those paws been?  Gross.

Cruel Aid's picture

Puke!

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Berspankme's picture

Rick, I have to admit I have a little boner meeting you.

Dragon HAwk's picture

Dude.. About that 5 Bucks I Owe you...

wattie's picture

Did you buy that "CYNK Technology Corp" I told you about ;-)

"course I did" :-)

Cheers Wattie

Racer's picture

Thinks : Take your f*cking hand off my shoulder before I smack you one

Pure Evil's picture

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

gcjohns1971's picture

"Feel that, Rick?  Get used to feeling my hands on your back."

Berspankme's picture

Rick, this is going to be great for Texas. All these new little freeloaders are bound to vote for me in my 7th term. I'll remember you if you're not dead

Nevsky's picture

Still stoned from yesterday's Denver visit, huh?

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Except Perry refused to shake his hand unless I am missing something here.

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

http://www.salon.com/2014/07/08/rick_perry_refuses_obama_handshake_offer/

Yep not missing anything here.

We shall see if Ricky has any real balls to call out the shit stirrer on this on. I wouldn't hold my breath though.

 

Richardk888's picture

Perry is a globalist and a sell out to big business.

You cant believe anything that comes out of his cock sucking mouth.