Everything's Down

Tyler Durden's picture


Oil, yes; Stocks, yes; USD, yes; Gold, yes; Silver, yes; Copper, yes; and bond yields, yes. Seems like it's time for some USDJPY or VIX rampage...



Sure enough... JPY to the rescue...


Charts: Bloomberg

Your rating: None

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:12 | 4939299 pods
pods's picture

Going down like Ke$ha.


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939338 cifo
cifo's picture

Gold is actually up, $3 at this moment.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:23 | 4939359 codecode
codecode's picture

buy moar Viagra...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:25 | 4939366 GetZeeGold
GetZeeGold's picture



Gold is actually up, $3 at this moment.


Dammit....who did we put in charge this this?


Please tell me we're not actually giving Germany it's gold back.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:35 | 4939406 cifo
cifo's picture

+4 now.

Taylor, check your sources.



Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:41 | 4939428 GetZeeGold
GetZeeGold's picture



That place is suit and tie only since they canned Jon Nadler. Not sure what took them so long....but they finally got there.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:45 | 4939446 toady
toady's picture


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:52 | 4939472 cifo
cifo's picture

Probably Nadler was a mole for GS.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:18 | 4939569 Abi Normal
Abi Normal's picture

hardly, just wait until it all drops like a prom dress...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:23 | 4939360 wallstreetapost...
wallstreetaposteriori's picture

Fuck it... when in doubt, turn the charts upside down... now everything is up.  Same thought goes into the GDP recalculation.  Good thing they did that a few quarters ago and everyone forgot it, because that negative 2.9 print would have been more like negative 5.  



Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:24 | 4939367 dontgoforit
dontgoforit's picture

The Incredible Shrinking Yellen

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:48 | 4939455 Pure Evil
Pure Evil's picture

She just got out of the pool.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:22 | 4939357 mt paul
mt paul's picture

down is the new up..

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:57 | 4939461 Pure Evil
Pure Evil's picture

So flaccid is the new erection?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:26 | 4939369 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

"Going down like Ke$ha."

UuuuBLECHhhhhhhh !!

Thanks pods......involuntary retching in the morning is JUST what I had in mind to start my day !

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:32 | 4939395 pods
pods's picture

lol.  If my daughter has put that song in my head, I am obliged to pass it along.

Shall we sing Dark Horse next?

Or the "Everything is Awesome" song from the LEGO movie?


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:47 | 4939451 toady
toady's picture


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:04 | 4939530 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Bond yields going down is not an example of something going down, as in a bear market; yields going down is another way of saying the prices paid for Bonds are going up; In simple English, this is where the money is going that's leaving the Stock Market.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:12 | 4939300 Occident Mortal
Occident Mortal's picture


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:19 | 4939336 MeMongo
MeMongo's picture

Buy moar lead Bitchez!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:21 | 4939350 Headbanger
Headbanger's picture

And a smelter and molds and a press and powder and those little round thingys that spill all over when you least expect it...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:12 | 4939302 BringOnTheAsteroid
BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

There's something very wrong with those charts except the Gold one.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:01 | 4939504 slightlyskeptical
slightlyskeptical's picture

I just tried to google the "real" change in housing prices. The graphs I found were all different, though the 2000's bubble was apparent in all of them. The main ones though back out housing portion from CPI which gives a false reading by the amount of the housing portion of inflation. Thus they all look like housing is way ahead in real terms.

Since we all know CPI is understated, the use of the correct inflation adjustor would likely show that housing is still in the normal range in "real" pricing. As for payments to own the house, I would think that inflation adjusted, payments are much lower today. Wages haven't risen in line, so the payments to income ratio is of course out of whack.

Oops, wrong thread.


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:13 | 4939305 LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

What?  No morning wood?  Look at POMO you homos, no surprise here.  Some people still understand that "gains" are only realized once you sell...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:21 | 4939349 BandGap
BandGap's picture

"you homos"? Ah, back to my high school days.

You suck moose cock.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:24 | 4939363 mt paul
mt paul's picture

ever wonder

if a walrus cock was waterproof 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:28 | 4939376 ParkAveFlasher
ParkAveFlasher's picture

Show me a cock that isn't waterproof!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:16 | 4939319 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

Time to smash the vix into single digits.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:17 | 4939322 AccreditedEYE
AccreditedEYE's picture

Exactly.. It's their favorite plaything. Still red too.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:19 | 4939335 Uchtdorf
Uchtdorf's picture

Shiny is up.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939342 AccreditedEYE
AccreditedEYE's picture

The safe bet is to always remember these people have zero tolerance for pain/red ink. Their media minions will continue to post insane headlines like "This Could End The Market Rally" all the while they short VIX and get long. Don't be fooled...still need currency to buy gold!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939346 coulous
coulous's picture

"controlled collapse"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:30 | 4939381 _ConanTheLibert...
_ConanTheLibertarian_'s picture


Who invented that word anyway? Airy idiot??

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:37 | 4939413 Tall Tom
Tall Tom's picture

His name was Oxy Moron...


(Fight Club bitchez!!!)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:43 | 4939436 Manthong
Manthong's picture

Rusty Cretin's cousin?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:19 | 4939573 Stalkedbyhackers01
Stalkedbyhackers01's picture

Am I oxy Moron? Just wondering.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:24 | 4939365 RiskyBidness
RiskyBidness's picture

Time to BTFD!!  Controlled turbo charge to S&P 2000!!  Then we sell!!!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:27 | 4939373 css1971
css1971's picture

How can everything be down? They would never allow it.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:27 | 4939374 lunaticfringe
lunaticfringe's picture

The last dying gasps of a zombie market. Fear not. Mr Yellen rides the bomb.


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:29 | 4939378 Gringo Viejo
Gringo Viejo's picture

Whatever the subconcious reason, I keep rewatching the movie "Zulu".

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:33 | 4939397 Bernoulli
Bernoulli's picture

Nothing's down, dammit.

-5% of anything is down

-10% is "monkey hammered"

-20% is crash

-0.anything is NOTHING and just noise.



Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:36 | 4939407 Keltner Channel Surf
Keltner Channel Surf's picture

Algos often trace out an arc on FOMC days that goes ~50%, both up and down, toward the eventual levels they might reach depending on whether the eventual news is "bad" or "good", then end somewhere in between by 1:45.  After the crazy gymnastics from 2:01 to 2:30, they typically sprint to the previous high/low of the day, then add the rest of their targets thru 3:40 or so.  After going partway toward yesterday's Russell 2K lows, the Russell volatility measure is getting slammed, and we're magically back to the main Pivot.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:35 | 4939408 eddiebe
eddiebe's picture

The problem with saying' everything is down' is: Compared to what?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:38 | 4939419 LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

I prefer to ask "priced in what?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:10 | 4939552 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

The problem is that it's a foolish error; bond yields being down means money is flowing into bonds; people are buying them; which is an indicator in itself.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:39 | 4939421 greatbeard
greatbeard's picture

Now that's better than up.  Down +$5 gold beats the fuck out of up -$5 gold.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:52 | 4939467 GetZeeGold
GetZeeGold's picture



We took a vote.....you're now in charge.....don't let us down!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:36 | 4939645 greatbeard
greatbeard's picture

Showin' me some love? Bro, where you been?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:40 | 4939427 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!

Everything is a source of fun. (Chuckle)

Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)

Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle)

Three little maids from school!

Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a banker's seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!