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Full List Of Companies "Audited" By CYNK's Public Auditor
While we enjoyed the hours of amusement formerly micro-cap company Cynk Technology (CYNK, with Mr. Marlon L. Sanchez serving as President, CEO, CFO, Secretary, Treasurer & CAO) provided us today, we must sadly conclude that the company is nothing but a fraud. And it is nothing short of a testament to just how broken this excuse for a market is that a company with no assets, no revenues, no website, and one employee can go from zero value to nearly $5 billion in market cap in a few days, adding 150%, or over $2 billion in market cap today alone.
That said, the question always is: who is next. Who is the company that is as big a fraud as CYNK and will generate as great a profit in as short a time. For the easiest possible answer we simply found out who the company's "auditor" is (that would be Messineo & Co, CPA LLC located at the following address) and then we figured out which other companies also use this auditor for their own fraudulent purposes.
The full list is below.
Our advice? Considering what a shitshow this "market" has become, you should take out a 3rd mortgage on your house, coupled with a 1st lien on your first-born, and use those proceeds along with emptying your bank account and maxing out your credit card at your local ATM, and to purchase an equal-weighed basket of the following fraudcaps. After all, they are guaranteed by Janet Yellen, who remember said the stock market is fairly valued, to go up by at least 150% in the next few days.
And since there are always confused idiots out there, the above advice is clearly solely for entertainment purposes and is not meant to be followed. Unless one is Jamie Dimon or Lloyd Blankfein. Then please knock yourselves out.
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CYNK, with Mr. Marlon L. Sanchez serving as President, CEO, CFO, Secretary, Treasurer & CAO
The original "dirty sanchez"!
Well, at least it can't be said that one hand doesn't know what the other hand is doing.
You are to be certain that one hand of Mr. Sanchez is plenty busy.
Interesting Bio.
MARLON L. SANCHEZ was elected as a member of of the Board of Directors on April 17, 2013. On April 18, 2013 he was appointed as Chief Executive Officer, President, Secretary, Chief Financial Officer and a director of Introbuzz, Inc. From 2002 to present, Mr. Sanchez has been a Partner in Sanchez Medical Services, which provides comprehensive medical services to the Southern California market. Mr. Sanchez's responsibilities include direct oversight of administrative operations. Sanchez Medical Services also has a division dedicated to the ever growing Medical Tourism Industry. Mr. Sanchez is the primary spokesperson for the Medical Tourism Industry council in Tijuana,Mexico. Mr. Sanchez is a graduate of San Diego State University with a degree in Business Administration Marketing. Mr. Sanchez has not held directorship during the past five years in any other publicly traded company.
However, there is no Medical Tourism Industry Council in Tijauna, Mexico and there is one Sanchez Medical Services in Chula Vista, Southern California. Yet after a quick call, the numbers do not work and the former listed Dr. Sergio Quinones has never heard of Marlon Sanchez.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sanchez-Medical-Services/550787804939532
So we should buy everyone of these companies and wait for "their" pop?....
http://pcaobus.org/Inspections/Reports/Documents/2012_Peter_Messineo_CPA...
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1540160/000116552713000039/ex16-1...
Nice find. Seems to be paying for his Florida lifestyle, for now. Impressive offices.
What is there to misstate?! Their official filings say no revenue and no assets.
I'm just going to have to guess this is one big CIA money-laundering scheme.
LMAO
Stark Naked Bobbers?
Yeah, and "I in the Sky" and "Energizer Tennis". WTF?
I'm surprised "Pig in a Poke LLC" and "Three Card Monti Inc." are not on the list.
Your disparaging comments have been duly noted by Mr. Sanchez' legal representatives: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.
Actually, I have heard the board can't come to a consensus.
But I bet they have quite the employee Christmas party.
sputnik enterprises... sounds like an offshoot of McKULTRA Holdings Corps, subsidery of Air America, LLC...
Tyler got the dawg on for this Co
Always remember, greater fool. Lesser fool is sell quickly and making for large monies!
Corollary to "There are Greater Fool" Theory is "Slight Lesser Fool is Make Very Rich" Theory. This is augment of "Use of thick rubber glove when voltage differential is not know" Theory.
Heard a rumor that Cramer is going to IPO his coke dealer. Dude is profitable
DOCTOR SANCHEZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mfl_u-xjOk
The Ultimate Triumph of FASB 157.
Somewhere over the rainbow, those financials are true.
Rainbow Coral Corp says "yes."
Everything in the mah-ket is marked to farce kit.
Maybe Congress is hire Messineo & Co. for auditing of Federal Reserve and Fort Know gold repository...!?
maybe Messineo & Co learned how to devide by zero?
Boris, you mistake!
Correct name is "Fort Dontknow" gold reserve depsitory. Dude.
Our mission is to become a leading biotech research and dvelopment...or just grow coral for aquariums.
The grave site in that front yard is a nice touch.
Me, I'll shoot my whole wad on "Stark Naked Bobbers"
so to speak...
Reelin' them in 1 at a time...
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing and then I saw Sunchip Technologies right after it, which must be a sure thing. It sounds like they have expertise in both solar energy and junk food snacks. That has 'winner' written all over it.
I'm selling all my PMs and putting half in Sun Chips and the other half in Stark Naked Boobies. I'll see you guys on Easy Street.
Me, I am going for First Xeris Corp. Why you say?
1. They are the first Xeris corporation ever listed. First mover advantage.
2. The stock is trading at two pennies, so maximum downside risk is probably 50%, but upside potential is in the stratosphere.
3. They have a business and marketing plan, or at least, they plan to create one.[*]
* http://www.reuters.com/finance/stocks/FXER.OB/key-developments/article/3...
I'll have whatever Stark Naked Bobbers is selling
I was going to Google it, but then remembered I was at work.
Motorcycle modding kits - see http://www.starknakedbobbers.com/
Google search comes up with this: http://www.nasdaq.com/markets/ipos/company/stark-naked-bobbers-920806-74... (info on the IPO), here's the good part: Employees (as of 6/5/2014) 1
Nice names. But what does "Sector 5" mean?
I thought it was a branch of Starfleet Intelligence, but actually it's a company that makes iPhone cases.
Ask "I in the Sky", but don't tell them I told you.
They are two levels below Sector 7, which in "transformers" is not supposed to exist.
Who underwrote the fucking thing? Boiler-Rooms-"R"-Us?
JT Marlin
I don't see how CYNK could be considered a "fraud". There's no reason to think they're being dishonest about anything in their filings.
Sure it's a stupid buy and a CYNK-hole for investment, but fraud implies active deceit.
Ok, `fess-up, you're the single employee, right?
I wish! I'd love to put on my resume that I single-handedly created $5B of stock value.
Yeah, too bad Sanchez will be telling that to his cellmates.... Wake up, every company on this list is bogus.
Oh hush. I'm sure they're all respectable shell companies.
What about QTMM?
You could always add these to your linkedin:
JEDI LP (The Joint Energy Development Investment LP).
Kenobe Inc and Obi-1 Holdings LLC.
Chewco, INC in particular, specializing in manoeuvres to obscure the debts of the parent company.
and sputnik enterprises
This doesn't seem to be a case of dishonest accounting and auditing, after all, the company is telling you right up front that that have $39 in cash, no revenue, no products, and no assets of any value. It's the SEC letting someone market a public company with the "social media" tag line that bears the blame.
It's not the SEC's job to protect stupid investors who don't read the company's filings.
OTC - Over the counter = Bucket shop
Bucket shop= the Dead or the Terminal.
better profit in lighting cigars with C notes
Come on, you know you want some Red Giant Entertainment.
Well, if you do, you're out of luck.
I wanted to find out who they were and went to http://www.redgiantentertainment.com/
and got
Server not found
Firefox can't find the server at www.redgiantentertainment.com.
Check the address for typing errors such as ww.example.com instead of www.example.com
If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
*****
However, they do seem to have a FarceBark page with about 3500 licks.
Worked for me....comic books.
"Traders beware! The next big pump on the market is Red Giant Entertainment Inc (REDG) which is currently the object of a $500 thousand promotion led by the websites of Victory Mark Affiliates."
http://stockreich.com/red-giant-entertainment-inc-redg-is-the-next-big-p...
Thanks for the tip! This is gonna be great!
I'm all in, bettin' the kids' college tuition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZdeg_fL-I
makes sense, a multi-billion dollar market cap firm has a CPA that works out of a residence... after all, with only one employee (and no revenues, debt, etc). how complicated could it be to reckon the accounts?
lumber liquidators(LL) tractor supply(TSCO) GREAT NEWS AS THE ECONOMY JUST HUMS ALONG. Oh and the futures are UP after hours. I might be going insane, that's assuming I'm not already there.
Did a quick search of five of these companies on Yahoo Finance. All penny stocks with market caps of less than $5 million, no volume, no information, yadda, yadda, yadda. You get the idea. A CPA firm manufacturing public shell companies for god knows what future uses. One company was in the cannabis industry, another in gold, another in solar I believe, etc.
The only advice I have for this firm is to change it's name to Dewey, Fixum, and Howe. Would be a better message to deliver to the market regarding their business strategy/plan.
Probably a masked superhero billionaire trying to protect his secret identity while he spends his night fighting criminals in the streets. Leave this one alone, ZH.
The critique here makes no sense:
Why should CYNK pay more for a fake audit than it has to?
Big companies have to hire big firms like Toilet & Douche, and pay big bucks for a fake audit.
Those Nigerians are getting pretty sneaky...
Isn't this the same shit they pull with accredation in the circles and currents of the Ivory Towers of Edumacation? I cite your malthusian masturbatory fantasy where "using" earthlings are punished by a reluctant earth-mother writhing in pain, you cite mine that extolls the socio-luddite paradise being heralded by the unshorn sisters of the manpocolypse and all of sudden we're both in the big game, with funding, cocktail invites and rubbing elbows with the graying hipsters in the "correct" circles.
Goddamn, I can't wait for the wall outlets to stop working. May the cleansing fires burn, and burn and burn.
Lumber liquidatore....CEO Robert Lynch: "Customer traffic to our stores was significantly weaker than we expected, particularly in geographic areas severely impacted by the unusually harsh weather in the first quarter ... Our reduced customer traffic has coincided with certain weak macroeconomic trends related to residential remodeling, including existing home sales."
Tractor supply company.....The Company expects gross margin rate for the second quarter to be flat to prior year, as increased transportation costs and the impact of slightly more promotional activity offset the favorable impact of our initiatives and deflation. Additionally, the lower than anticipated comparable store sales are expected to result in higher than anticipated SG&A expenses as a percent of net sales
Home Depot and Lowes down 2% after hours and FUTURES STILL HIGHER
Hey you'll can get in on the ground floor with stark naked bobbers, better calll your broker cause its gonna be hot...
http://www.nasdaq.com/markets/ipos/company/stark-naked-bobbers-920806-74038
CYNK???, the founder has "THIEF" tattooed on his forehead and no one is paying attention.
Tyler are you gettin some ZH oldings Group ??
He's a dirty Sanchez...
"dirty Sanchez..."
There's one I had to look up. Wish I hadn't.
What kinda people think of this stuff?!?
how long can it take to audit a company WITH ZERO FREAKING REVENUE?
"Our advice? Considering what a shitshow this "market" has become, you should take out a 3rd mortgage on your house, coupled with a 1st lien on your first-born, and use those proceeds along with emptying your bank account and maxing out your credit card at your local ATM, and to purchase an equal-weighed basket of the following fraudcaps. After all, they are guaranteed by Janet Yellen, who remember said the stock market is fairly valued, to go up by at least 150% in the next few days"
Shots fired, shots fired!
Ironically, that's excatly what you should do. The bad part is, I have the feeling that once you do, is when it's going to unravel.
They want that pension money, badly.
I wonder if they're hiring?
Funny - PCOAB auditors for OTC is a small network.
This looks like money laundering.
Call HSBC - they'll know for sure.
BTW, the Messineo & Co, CPA LLC link to http://www.getfilings.com/sec-filings/130111/Introbuzz_8-K/ex16-1.txt shows that "Peter Messineo, Certified Public Accountant" is their "FORMER AUDITOR -" from at least "January 11, 2013". Reading the statement provided I can see why:
We have read the statements included in the Form 8-K dated January 10, 2013, Introbuzz, to be filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission and are in agreement with the statements contained in Item 4.01 insofar as they relate to our decline to stand for re-appointment and our audits for December 31, 2011 and 2010 and any subsequent interim period through the date of decline to stand for re-appointment.I'm not a CPA or anything like that, but isn't that way worse than the usual horsecrap?
So is it too late for me to "invest"?
I just picked the first one on the OTC -- American Commerce Solutions. The hits just keep on coming:
http://aacssymbol.com/
Here's an excerpt from the President's "Letter"
"For many reasons American Commerce Solutions, Inc. has not been able to implement its business plan effectively. It is not due to lack of effort! We have entered into negotiations time and again for potential mergers and acquisitions. We have had some successes and some failures, but all along the way we have been diligent. We are building every day on our plans. We are confident that perseverance, hard work, dedication and opportunity eventually come together to produce success. Success is a measurement that each must define by his own circumstance, but represents achievement, accomplishment, victory or triumph."
Well, what exactly does American Commerce Solutions do? The welding sector?
"Common industry growth will expand the opportunities of the machine and welding sector by adding specific recurring revenue production products. We will be considering and promoting joint venture relationships which will stabilize and grow the revenue stream. It is anticipated that some acquisitions may begin with joint ventures and expand from there. During the time of creating awareness, it is our hope that those of you who have held firm in your expectations for AACS will now recognize that these efforts will be geared to return lost share value to AACS common stock."
Gonna LMAO if Tyler sends all these stocks to the stratosphere tomorrow.
Missed the surge of SRGG
The First Sign of Trouble at PFGBest Might Have Been The Fact That Their Auditor Worked Out of a Living Room
http://goingconcern.com/post/first-sign-trouble-pfgbest-might-have-been-...
U.S. futures industry investigators are looking into why Iowa-based collapsed brokerage PFGBest used a tiny accounting firm that appears to be operating from inside a suburban Chicago home to audit its books, according to a person familiar with the matter.
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'Should I go out of business or cheat? I guess my ego was too big to admit failure. So I cheated, I falsified the very core of the financial documents of PFG, the bank statements'http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2173312/Ceo-PFGBest-tried-kill-a...
i see a pattern here