Full List Of Companies "Audited" By CYNK's Public Auditor

Tyler Durden's picture

While we enjoyed the hours of amusement formerly micro-cap company Cynk Technology (CYNK, with Mr. Marlon L. Sanchez serving as President, CEO, CFO, Secretary, Treasurer & CAO) provided us today, we must sadly conclude that the company is nothing but a fraud. And it is nothing short of a testament to just how broken this excuse for a market is that a company with no assets, no revenues, no website, and one employee can go from zero value to nearly $5 billion in market cap in a few days, adding 150%, or over $2 billion in market cap today alone.

That said, the question always is: who is next. Who is the company that is as big a fraud as CYNK and will generate as great a profit in as short a time. For the easiest possible answer we simply found out who the company's "auditor" is (that would be Messineo & Co, CPA LLC located at the following address) and then we figured out which other companies also use this auditor for their own fraudulent purposes.

The full list is below.

Our advice? Considering what a shitshow this "market" has become, you should take out a 3rd mortgage on your house, coupled with a 1st lien on your first-born, and use those proceeds along with emptying your bank account and maxing out your credit card at your local ATM, and to purchase an equal-weighed basket of the following fraudcaps. After all, they are guaranteed by Janet Yellen, who remember said the stock market is fairly valued, to go up by at least 150% in the next few days.

And since there are always confused idiots out there, the above advice is clearly solely for entertainment purposes and is not meant to be followed. Unless one is Jamie Dimon or Lloyd Blankfein. Then please knock yourselves out.

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idea_hamster's picture

CYNK, with Mr. Marlon L. Sanchez serving as President, CEO, CFO, Secretary, Treasurer & CAO

The original "dirty sanchez"!

Arrowflinger's picture

Well, at least it can't be said that one hand doesn't know what the other hand is doing.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

You are to be certain that one hand of Mr. Sanchez is plenty busy.

AlaricBalth's picture

Interesting Bio.

MARLON L. SANCHEZ was elected as a member of of the Board of Directors on April 17, 2013. On April 18, 2013 he was appointed as Chief Executive Officer, President, Secretary, Chief Financial Officer and a director of Introbuzz, Inc. From 2002 to present, Mr. Sanchez has been a Partner in Sanchez Medical Services, which provides comprehensive medical services to the Southern California market. Mr. Sanchez's responsibilities include direct oversight of administrative operations. Sanchez Medical Services also has a division dedicated to the ever growing Medical Tourism Industry. Mr. Sanchez is the primary spokesperson for the Medical Tourism Industry council in Tijuana,Mexico. Mr. Sanchez is a graduate of San Diego State University with a degree in Business Administration Marketing. Mr. Sanchez has not held directorship during the past five years in any other publicly traded company.

However, there is no Medical Tourism Industry Council in Tijauna, Mexico and there is one Sanchez Medical Services in Chula Vista, Southern California. Yet after a quick call, the numbers do not work and the former listed Dr. Sergio Quinones has never heard of Marlon Sanchez.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sanchez-Medical-Services/550787804939532

wallstreetaposteriori's picture

So we should buy everyone of these companies and wait for "their" pop?....

AlaricBalth's picture
And CYNK Technology Corp's 2011 and 2012 auditor, Peter Messineo, CPA,  was sanctioned by the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board for "deficiencies identified in both of the audits reviewed included deficiencies of such significance that it appeared to the inspection team that the Firm, at the time it issued its audit report, had not obtained sufficient competent evidential matter to support its opinion on the issuer's financial statements."

http://pcaobus.org/Inspections/Reports/Documents/2012_Peter_Messineo_CPA...
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1540160/000116552713000039/ex16-1...
 
thamnosma's picture

Nice find.  Seems to be paying for his Florida lifestyle, for now.  Impressive offices.

hankwil74's picture

What is there to misstate?! Their official filings say no revenue and no assets.

NotApplicable's picture

I'm just going to have to guess this is one big CIA money-laundering scheme.

Ying-Yang's picture

LMAO

Stark Naked Bobbers?

 

ebworthen's picture

Yeah, and "I in the Sky" and "Energizer Tennis".  WTF?

I'm surprised "Pig in a Poke LLC" and "Three Card Monti Inc." are not on the list.

Pool Shark's picture

 

 

Your disparaging comments have been duly noted by Mr. Sanchez' legal representatives: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.

 

 

dracos_ghost's picture

Actually, I have heard the board can't come to a consensus.

FL_Conservative's picture

But I bet they have quite the employee Christmas party.

sof_hannibal's picture

sputnik enterprises... sounds like an offshoot of McKULTRA Holdings Corps, subsidery of Air America, LLC...

max2205's picture

Tyler got the dawg on for this Co

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Always remember, greater fool. Lesser fool is sell quickly and making for large monies!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Corollary to "There are Greater Fool" Theory is "Slight Lesser Fool is Make Very Rich" Theory. This is augment of "Use of thick rubber glove when voltage differential is not know" Theory.

Berspankme's picture

Heard a rumor that Cramer is going to IPO his coke dealer. Dude is profitable

Arrowflinger's picture

The Ultimate Triumph of FASB 157.

Somewhere over the rainbow, those financials are true.

Skateboarder's picture

Rainbow Coral Corp says "yes."

Arrowflinger's picture

Everything in the mah-ket is marked to farce kit.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Maybe Congress is hire Messineo & Co. for auditing of Federal Reserve and Fort Know gold repository...!?

Four chan's picture

maybe Messineo & Co learned how to devide by zero?

Karl von Bahnhof's picture

Boris, you mistake!

Correct name is "Fort Dontknow" gold reserve depsitory. Dude.

taketheredpill's picture

 

 

Our mission is to become a leading biotech research and dvelopment...or just grow coral for aquariums.

konputa's picture

The grave site in that front yard is a nice touch.

Jack Sheet's picture

Me, I'll shoot my whole wad on "Stark Naked Bobbers"

konputa's picture

Reelin' them in 1 at a time...

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

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Me, I'll shoot my whole wad on "Stark Naked Bobbers"

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing and then I saw Sunchip Technologies right after it, which must be a sure thing. It sounds like they have expertise in both solar energy and junk food snacks. That has 'winner' written all over it.

I'm selling all my PMs and putting half in Sun Chips and the other half in Stark Naked Boobies. I'll see you guys on Easy Street.

o2sd's picture

Me, I am going for First Xeris Corp. Why you say?

1. They are the first Xeris corporation ever listed. First mover advantage.

2. The stock is trading at two pennies, so maximum downside risk is probably 50%, but upside potential is in the stratosphere.

3. They have a business and marketing plan, or at least, they plan to create one.[*]

* http://www.reuters.com/finance/stocks/FXER.OB/key-developments/article/3...

 

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

I'll have whatever Stark Naked Bobbers is selling

NotApplicable's picture

I was going to Google it, but then remembered I was at work.

HoleInTheDonut's picture

Motorcycle modding kits - see http://www.starknakedbobbers.com/

Google search comes up with this: http://www.nasdaq.com/markets/ipos/company/stark-naked-bobbers-920806-74... (info on the IPO), here's the good part: Employees (as of 6/5/2014)  1

 

Black Forest's picture

Nice names. But what does "Sector 5" mean?

Tulpa's picture

I thought it was a branch of Starfleet Intelligence, but actually it's a company that makes iPhone cases.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Ask "I in the Sky", but don't tell them I told you.

earnulf's picture

They are two levels below Sector 7, which in "transformers" is not supposed to exist.

Yen Cross's picture

  Who underwrote the fucking thing?  Boiler-Rooms-"R"-Us?

Tulpa's picture

I don't see how CYNK could be considered a "fraud".  There's no reason to think they're being dishonest about anything in their filings.

Sure it's a stupid buy and a CYNK-hole for investment, but fraud implies active deceit.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Ok,  `fess-up, you're the single employee, right?

Tulpa's picture

I wish!  I'd love to put on my resume that I single-handedly created $5B of stock value.

jcaz's picture

Yeah, too bad Sanchez will be telling that to his cellmates....  Wake up, every company on this list is bogus. 

NotApplicable's picture

Oh hush. I'm sure they're all respectable shell companies.

sof_hannibal's picture

You could always add these to your linkedin:

JEDI LP (The Joint Energy Development Investment LP).

Kenobe Inc and Obi-1 Holdings LLC.

Chewco, INC in particular, specializing in manoeuvres to obscure the debts of the parent company.

and sputnik enterprises

Quantum Nucleonics's picture

This doesn't seem to be a case of dishonest accounting and auditing, after all, the company is telling you right up front that that have $39 in cash, no revenue, no products, and no assets of any value.  It's the SEC letting someone market a public company with the "social media" tag line that bears the blame.