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ISIS Has Seized 88 Pounds Of Uranium In Northern Iraq

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With the mainstream media having moved on in the news cycle to Dow 'almost' 17,000 and the 'Border Crisis' Scandal, it seems The Islamic State (the terrorists formerly known as ISIS) have stepped up their game and come out swinging... by seizing 88 pounds of nuclear material (uranium compounds) from Mosul University. As Iraq's UN Ambassador warned, "these nuclear materials, despite the limited amounts mentioned, "can be used in manufacturing weapons of mass destruction... or in combination with other materials in its terrorist acts."

 

As Reuters reports, insurgents in Iraq have seized nuclear materials used for scientific research at a university in the country's north, Iraq told the United Nations in a letter appealing for help to "stave off the threat of their use by terrorists in Iraq or abroad."

Nearly 40 kilograms (88 pounds) of uranium compounds were kept at Mosul University, Iraq's U.N. Ambassador Mohamed Ali Alhakim told U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon in the July 8 letter obtained by Reuters on Wednesday.

 

"Terrorist groups have seized control of nuclear material at the sites that came out of the control of the state," Alhakim wrote, adding that such materials "can be used in manufacturing weapons of mass destruction."

 

"These nuclear materials, despite the limited amounts mentioned, can enable terrorist groups, with the availability of the required expertise, to use it separate or in combination with other materials in its terrorist acts," said Alhakim.

The US is playing down the threat (for a change)

A U.S. government source familiar with the matter said the materials were not believed to be enriched uranium and therefore would be difficult to use to manufacture into a weapon.

 

Another U.S. official familiar with security matters said he was unaware of this development raising any alarm among U.S. authorities.

But, ironicaly, it is is Iraq that is most worried about the nukes...

"The Republic of Iraq is notifying the international community of these dangerous developments and asking for help and the needed support to stave off the threat of their use by terrorists in Iraq or abroad," Alhakim wrote.

 

...

 

"It also provides for expanded cooperation between and among states regarding rapid measures to locate and recover stolen or smuggled nuclear material, mitigate any radiological consequences of sabotage, and prevent and combat related offences," according to the IAEA.

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Another great addition to ISIS Annual Report and another potentially terrifying prospect for the rest of the world... all this as rockets from Gaza fall around Israel's Dimona nuclear facility also... Should be good for guaranteeing Dow 17,000 tomorrow...

 

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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:27 | 4941707 DoChenRollingBearing
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I just knew there would be happy news sometime this evening!

/s

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:27 | 4941714 Tall Tom
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Only 88 Pounds. Now where is that Jet? Is it in Diego GarCIA?

 

That is enough for a lot of Dirty Bombs.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:29 | 4941720 fonzannoon
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all they need now is a discarded plane. Maybe something from the south pacific....

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:32 | 4941737 stacking12321
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use it on DC! use it on DC!

(lucky rabbits foot, dont fail me now)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:58 | 4941806 Pladizow
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Perhaps Obummer's Muslim brothers can request the assistance of some Latino kids to get it across the border?

Paging Eric Holder...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:00 | 4941835 chumbawamba
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I'm sure they're just going to use it for energy generation.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:07 | 4941857 Ignatius
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False flags incoming.

This is what a trillion dollar "defense" budget gets?  "Oops", don't cut it.

When it happens, blame our rulers in D.C..

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:08 | 4941866 johngaltfla
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NOW Obama has his Bush-like False flag justification....

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:11 | 4941870 SWRichmond
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Uranium is a very dangerous airborne ingestion hazard...dirty bomb.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:23 | 4941907 Zirpedge
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Whenever you read a news article that gives a very specific number "88" for a quantity which doesn't need to be so specific. You need to evaluate the number for significance. "88" is a reference to nazi's or "HH". Much like lighting bolts as reference to Hitlers SS. This is a signifier that a plan is coming to fruition.

Reuters of course is mastered by British MI who represent the Nazi continuum.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:32 | 4941945 bunzbunzbunz
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Or it is to incite emotions in people born around the year 1988, which is becoming a main demographic for news organizations....or it is true. Or someone didn't give a shit and hit a numeral button twice on their keyboard.

Whatever. The dollar is getting replaced by bitcoin. Get some free at http://freebitco.in/?r=25727

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:39 | 4941979 Zirpedge
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Nothing is free and no I won't click your dirtly link.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:53 | 4942024 jeff montanye
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or is it a rough equivalent of the 40 kilograms which the rest of the world uses to measure things?

i personally think it is a reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0&feature=kp

i am calmed by their lack of concern.  the israelis will protect us.  they are our allies.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:00 | 4942050 Tom Servo
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The nigga bought aluminum TUBES!  Do you know what the fuck you can do?  with an aluminum tube?

 

ALUMINUM!!!

 

Nigga bought some yellow cake, from Africa....(the cradle of civilization)

(Black CIA operative): I have some yellow cake right here, if ya'll don't believe me.  It's in this special CIA napkin

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:49 | 4942189 ghengis86
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Pray to God he don't drop that shit!!

(Man, I miss Dave)

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:36 | 4942599 linniepar
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Eighty eight has been popping up a lot lately. Movies, cleaners, news articles... I believe the 4th reich is who has usurped the US.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:53 | 4942198 ghengis86
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Dupe, damnit

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 05:14 | 4942473 IronForge
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Watch the N word.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:24 | 4942111 DeadFred
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I wonder how much 88 pounds (or even 40 kg) compares to the amount of depleted uranium shot from the canons of each A10 Warthog that flew in either Gulf War? Unless it's U235 I'm pushing the non-event button and moving on.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:35 | 4942152 bonin006
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About 40 years ago, Minnesota clay could sell uranium oxide to anyone. It was used as a colorant for ceramic glazes.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 05:43 | 4942489 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Ceramic glazes are lovely, I particularly like the hue of blanched almond.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 06:25 | 4942518 ParkAveFlasher
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How civilized!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:02 | 4942388 mc225
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yeah i was gonna say it's probably nothing compared to the dosing of du iraq has gotten from nato munitions.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:55 | 4942027 ZerOhead
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You definitely belong here...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:14 | 4942088 knukles
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I like that look in his eye.
88, ss, HH

Next thing they'll be talkin' 'bout the Illuminati, Eye of Horace, Bildergergers, Manchurian Candidates in office, Anti-Christs, End of Days, Book of Revelations, Military-Industrial-Congressional Complex, rigged markets, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, all for enhancing the clarity of the interstices

This could be a very big operaton

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:50 | 4942650 BigJim
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 Eye of Horace

Haha!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:50 | 4942652 Uncle Remus
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Or just another day on the third gulag from the sun.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:42 | 4941990 disabledvet
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What came after 1984? Well...1988 of course.

"We soldier on through the Orwellian bullshit. It sucked...but we made it to 88...tick, tock mofo."

This is either total bullshit or something really stupid. I really feel like the US is getting played here...out only interest is in Baghdad.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:59 | 4942042 jeff montanye
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(our) only interest is in Baghdad?

what about the great big oil reserves south (and north) of baghdad?

please note numbers 4 and 5 http://www.commodities-now.com/reports/power-and-energy/16954-the-world-...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:55 | 4942204 BlindMonkey
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Did everyone around here jump on the CL numerology bandwagon? 1 or a 0. It always comes down to a 1 or a 0.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:04 | 4942314 SilverIsKing
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Anyone remember the Oldsmobile Delta 88?

Keep an eye out for one of them driving around erratically with a bearded man behind the wheel. I suspect this will be the delivery vehicle.

Now if the car is painted yellow and you see it in Manhattan, it will be safe to get in but you may need to hold your nose.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:12 | 4942326 yatikto
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8 is representative infinity.  double that ..

only chuck norris can count to infinity,.. twice.

 

I say it's a message from chuch norris.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:58 | 4942419 Cardinal Fang
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W88? to paraphrase the words of Monty Python, 88 is the number and the number shall be 88, and 88 shall be enumerated...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 05:45 | 4942490 BringOnTheAsteroid
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The only message you'll get from Chuck Norris is a round house kick to the face. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:44 | 4942372 OldPhart
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That fat finger keeps poppin' out. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:47 | 4942005 ILLILLILLI
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Could also refer to the Mr. Fusion used by Doc Brown...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:59 | 4942047 Tall Tom
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40 Kilograms is about 84 pounds. 88 Pounds is roughly a little bit less than 42 Kilograms.

 

But we in Amurika do not think in the System Internationale. And I am sure that the reporter cannot convert all too easily.

 

So I write it off to ignoramousness.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:04 | 4942060 stacking12321
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1kg is 2.2 lbs
40 is 88. Lbs
Check google

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:27 | 4942123 bunzbunzbunz
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:) Dont think so hard. Just trust what the last guy said.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:30 | 4942257 Tall Tom
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You are right that I had a brain fart.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 12:14 | 4943651 Miles Ahead
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No... it's a bit more serious than brain fart when you are so self-assusred as to call others ignoramuses... just sayin'

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 05:32 | 4942480 barre-de-rire
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40,50, whatever weight...

 

this is ridiculous comparaid to neoguri in japan with  nuclear typhoon which gonna send  shit to all over pacific, oceans are totally screwed now, + plastic garbages already floatting, withing 20 years there will be no longer fish in the seas.

 

dumbfuck arabs, the nuke is not like C4 on the torso with electric battery & cell phone. they will explode themselves...

 

no need to get worry until we learn on TV that an nuke expert has been kiddnaped. then... usa is in deep trouble. ( DC asked reinforcment to EU airports days ago )

 

wait wait... a micro false flag nuke bomb from-to usa to give credit to war to go counter attack over east ?

 

 

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 18:22 | 4948532 JB
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40 kilos times 2.2 pounds per kilo
Equals 88 pounds.

Go back to third grade.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:01 | 4942203 jez
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If only the University of Mosul had had the good sense to hold only 36.75136kg of uranium instead of 40. Because that would have been exactly 81 pounds instead of 88, and then instead of Hitler and the Nazis, all we would have to worry about would be the HA, or Hells Angels.

 

(Who can also be violent, there's no doubt. But there aren't that many of them. Plus they build some great bikes.)

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 05:57 | 4942499 Headbanger
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But I'd be really fearful if they had 42 kg of it.

FORTY TWO!!!

And you know what that would mean!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 12:19 | 4943677 Miles Ahead
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+10 Jez.  Keep it real.  Some fool junked you... probably one of them numerologalistic types above.  88 this...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:11 | 4944783 docmac324
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Correct, the answer is always 42  Some do not read.  I got it however.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 06:32 | 4942520 Schaublin
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You are Alex (don't mention the wife) Jones and I claim my 5 pounds.

Reuters of course is mastered by British MI who represent the Nazi continuum. LOL

Don't forget the cone heads are heavily involved with the illuminati who are battling the Red Dragons for control of  six million™  tons of bearer bonds.

The nation destroying vermin are in plain sight and rub your nose in the fact daily but somehow, you prefer to put your fingers in your ears and sing "la la la Illuminati, nazi, fascist, Vatican..

How the Cheesepopes™  must titter when they push this fantasy further and further and yet still there are gullible goyim that lap it up!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:24 | 4941873 BuddyEffed
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What in the hell were 88 lbs of that shit doing in Iraq?  Was it the Bush administrations decision to leave it over there?  Who else has 88 lbs or so in the area?  Is this verifiable or part of some false flaggers wet dream?

Just exactly what were those 88 pounds used for and when did the material arrive?  If it supported experimentation, then let's get a release of the list of experiments that were done with it.   If that stuff has been there ever since Bush, how in the hell could they be looking for WMD, and then overlook this stuff?  It's just not adding up.

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:35 | 4941936 ZerOhead
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ISIS keeps hitting the jackpot in Iraq. First it gets it's hands on sarin gas and cyanide a couple of weeks ago... stuff the U.S. was supposed to have destroyed but now say they left behind and now nuclear material.

 

"UN weapons inspectors reported in 2004 that Bunker 13 housed 2,500 sarin-filled chemical rockets and about 180 tons of sodium cyanide, “a very toxic chemical and precursor for the warfare agent tabun.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/isis-seizes-chemical-weapons-depot...

 

This must be Netanyahus wettest dream come true. If ISIS has not not gone rogue and is still under control of the GCC/CIA/Mossad and Bandars Boys then the FALSE FLAG target just may be Israel rather than Syria or Saudi Arabia.

Launch this stuff from Gaza/West Bank/Syria/Jordan/Sinai and Israels borders will immediately expand as a "protective measure"and not a "peep" will be spoken against the action.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:37 | 4941970 bilbert
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Don't forget the cool $400 million they picked up just a few weeks back - these ISIS folks are just CRAZY lucky, no?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:11 | 4941981 ZerOhead
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Crazy lucky indeed.

Well we can't say that  DICK CHENEY and all his neocon friends didn't conveniently warn us now can we?

That said I thought Netanyahu would have already rolled into the Sinai following Mubaraks downfall...

http://www.presstv.com/detail/2013/07/22/315037/netanyahu-wants-to-take-...

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:04 | 4942312 chumbawamba
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I heard they also happened to find unlimited EBT cards that just happened to be issued in the name of each ISIS jihadi.  The SSA claims those cards were headed to Detroit which has a large population of Arab Americans and "those people all look alike anyway" and they're not sure how they ended up in Iraq.

-Chumblez.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 03:30 | 4942430 Gief Gold Plox
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$400 Million? At this rate they'll soon be one of the TBTF.

I fully expect this idiotic system to find a way to capitalize on their amazing growth rate and welcome the imminent ISIS IPO.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:55 | 4942661 BigJim
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Perhaps they can pledge the Uranium as collateral to lever up and get this economy moving again!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:18 | 4942399 thamnosma
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The 400 million AND a large quantity of gold bullion. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 04:34 | 4942454 Bernoulli
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was this ever "confirmed" or reported by mass media? Would really appreciate a link.

I simply can't find it anywhere else but on ZH. Surprising (or not?).

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:35 | 4942407 toxic8
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Yeah.... 3 Trillion wasted, all that ammo, equipment and infrastructure... you'd think the takeover of northern iraq by a bunch of guys in 90s pickup trucks and AK-47s would elicit a response and yet the silence from the US is deafening. My moneys on "financed it" not just "let it happen" and the grim reality is probably even worse.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:37 | 4941975 Rootin' for Putin
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Yeah, ten years and how many dollars later and no one cleaned that shit up.

When it goes off at a venue/event near you or me be sure to remember to be extra pissed off.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:19 | 4942401 thamnosma
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Why was it stashed at Mosul University?  Not sure what academic experiments require 88 pounds of that stuff.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:18 | 4942094 nidaar
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Yeah, we can safely expect to suddenly hear in a few weeks, a concerted flash news from the MSM, that "traces" of uranium is found in drinking water in Jerusalem or New York (hence Obama's recent prophecy) which was tracked back to the same uranium stolen by ISIS.

Then the borders will start changing again in ME, with millions of "collateral" kids...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 10:36 | 4943172 tumblemore
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Somewhere in Europe is most likely imo.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:49 | 4942188 Aussie V
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This is a VERY interesting interview with Sheikh Nabeel Naim former founder of Jihad Organization & expert in Islamist groups. He set up Al Quaida with Zarhawi in 89. He is one INTERESTING guy.

In this interview he clearly states that ISIS is funded by the CIA, he also clearly asks, "Where do all the injured ISIS terrorists get treated??? Now as we speak there are 1,500 of ISIS & Nusra (Front) in Tel Aviv hospitals!"

Check it out! It should give you some clarity of what is really happening in thsi world of ours.

http://www.syrianews.cc/isis-the-bombshell-interview-to-impeach-obama/

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 10:18 | 4943111 chubbar
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ZH should cover this incredible interview. He just exposes exactly what the Neocons/Israel have been up to the past decades. Also, read the comments concerning the control exerted by the Zionists by using fractional reserve banking/debt money.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:52 | 4942199 BLOTTO
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Imo, Israel and that ancient land is the rub of it all...

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Maybe a 'stray' missle will be launched over the Golan Heights and it then begins...

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 03:10 | 4942423 Grumbleduke
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No need for violence, Jihadis!

The free market will provide:

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=m570.l3201&_nkw=uranium&_sacat=0

 

This is all psy-op.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:36 | 4941953 Mike in GA
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Buddy, said, "Was it the Bush administrations decision to leave it over there?

Bush is soo 2008.  Try to keep up.  Say it with me, O-baa-maa.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:48 | 4942010 ILLILLILLI
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I hate laggards...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:06 | 4942317 toxic8
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here we go... hand in hand with Cheney's recent rosy ass prediciton...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:48 | 4942007 Stuck on Zero
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There's about 250,000 lbs. of Uranium in the sands of Iraq.  We fired it at them from our Warthogs.  Depleted Uranium is everywhere in the middle East.  It's only harmful to the people who handle it.  They make sailboat keels out of the stuff.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:57 | 4942033 Rusty Shorts
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It is depleted uranium, tons of it just laying around...lol

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:12 | 4942323 SilverIsKing
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just been informed that the uranium you were all so worried about has been depleted. Therefore, please carry on about your business.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:13 | 4942328 yatikto
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yea, the irony of this mindboggling..  can't make this up.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 08:37 | 4942750 Debt-Penitent
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I know that if I had 88 lbs of the stuff, the .Gov would be panicking, mobalizing troops and ...checking my tax records.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:55 | 4942031 Hugh G Rection
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DC is middle management. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:03 | 4941849 AlaricBalth
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Maybe ISIS just ran out of fancy dinnerware due to all the bombing. All civilized caliphates must break out the good china once in awhile for dinner parties and formal beheadings.

Uranium compounds have been used to color glass and ceramics for centuries. Some uranium compounds were used for this purpose until quite recently. In fact, a popular type of dishware known as "Fiesta Ware" made in the 1930s and 1940s sometimes used uranium oxide as a coloring material.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:11 | 4941871 max2205
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So there was WMD in Iraq ...colon Powell on line 2...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:14 | 4942330 SilverIsKing
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Does Uranium come from Uranus?

Does depleted Uranium come from your anus?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:15 | 4941888 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm thinking you could easily find 88 pounds of uranium compounds in a day or two just by wandering around Falluja with a metal detector and a Geiger counter, gathering exploded shell fragments left there by someone.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:21 | 4941912 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Nah. When those rounds burn off, the uranium turns to a very fine dust that is easily inhaled, so all that uranium is slowly killing all those people, and our soldiers, and especially young children who were near by after the DU was used. Prob have to scrap it out of dead people's lungs, bit by bit. Pretty messy job, id imagine

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:07 | 4942058 ZerOhead
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See below

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:08 | 4942066 ZerOhead
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"Uranium metal also has a very unique property in how it reacts on impact.? Uranium is pyrophoric and auto-ignites when it is ground or ablated.?? Solid samples of uranium will not burn under normal circumstances, but granular uranium or uranium turnings will.? When a round strikes armor, tiny particles of uranium break free from the surface and ignite.? The friction of being pushed through the

target effectively grinds off a layer of material from the round, which burns, creating an aerosol of burning uranium which surrounds the round and cuts through the armor like a plasma lance."

 

And there is the "dirty bomb" that will possibly be heading Israels way and remaking the Middle East into a much more Kosher state...

Who's your Daddy ISIS?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:39 | 4942164 BLOTTO
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Who's your Daddy ISIS?

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A. Geb, god of the earth (and Nut, goddess of the Sky:)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:11 | 4942078 mkkby
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According to Uranium quick facts, a gallon jug of uranium would weigh 150 pounds.  So this is about the size of a cantaloupe.

Not a big deal.  Maybe one dirty bomb.  They wouldn't have enough to test how much explosive to use, dispersal patterns, etc.  Their CIA handlers will have to help out a bit more.

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:38 | 4942104 ZerOhead
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< That's possible

< You are a nut

No.

They merely have to grind it up in an oxygen free chamber and then load it into a shell or missile and then detonate it. It will immediately burn and disperse in the the air... which is a very nasty thing to inhale into your lungs in even the minutest quantities. Not something Israel would ever allow to happen to one of it's cities without seizing everything within 200 miles of it's current borders I assure you.

Best part is that Israel doesn't even have to wait for them to use it against themselves or anyone else

They can simply "False Flag" themselves now and everybody will believe it came from ISIS.

Then they have a free hand remake the Middle East to something more to their liking.

All I want to know is what is Netanyahu waiting for?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:06 | 4942320 chumbawamba
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Haha.  Hizballah says: BRING IT (BALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!)

-Chumbz.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:15 | 4942333 SilverIsKing
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They may hide 88 lbs of uranium in Chris Christie's stomach.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:31 | 4945008 Optimusprime
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He may be waiting for the opportunity to make a few more disingenuous "sympathy" calls to the families of murdered Palestinians.  Just to make sure the US sheeple are primed and ready.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:17 | 4941893 mt paul
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mostly we use uranium pentoxide

a by product of copper smelting 

to colour glass..

not very radioactive..

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:31 | 4942131 knukles
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WAIT  HOLD THE FUCKING BOAT

LAST TIME AROUND WE FOUND NO WMD
GAMEPLAN WAS BRUTALIZED BECAUSE THERE WERE NONE....

NOW IF THERE WERE NONE THEN WHERE DID THESE WMD COME FROM WHILE UNDER NATO RULE?

WHAT THE FUCK

IS THSI ANOTHER FALSE FLAG?

SOMETHINGS FUCKED UP BIG TIME

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:55 | 4942185 ZerOhead
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Add it all up Knukles...

 

ISIS has gone rogue and even Al Qaeda (Bandar) can't control them anymore?

Iraq WMD's (of some questionable sort) suddenly reappear?

When was the last time you saw Dick Cheney on TV?

Why all the MSM neocon coverage over the last several weeks?

Even Obama can't stop this if he wanted to once it starts... it's the neocons running this production for sure...

Remember Netanyahu fuming over Obamas unwillingness to engage in war on Syria? Iran?

Think anything has changed?

 

They need to start this war with the finacial system/economy in a functioning mode no questions about it.

So... "If not now then when?"... "If not ISIS (the worstest of the worstest) then who?"

 

Map of Greater Israel (under construction)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Greater_israel.jpg

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 04:26 | 4942449 Rusty Shorts
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"Paris" = "Isis"

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 06:16 | 4942510 Zwelgje
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Paris means Par Isis = Temple of Isis.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:37 | 4945019 Optimusprime
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ISIS not exacty "rogue".  The whole "Proclaim the Caliphate"=> Major Confrontation between West (Anglo-Zionist, basically) and Islam"=>Improved situation for Israel and its Anglo-Zionist allies/puppets has been on the books for some time now.  Even Daily Bell (basically philo-semitic) has been reporting it for years.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:30 | 4941934 Reaper
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There is an isotope of Uranium in naturally occurring uranium which occurs in minimal amounts and which is extracted out in those centrifuges to make bombs and fuel power plants. Eighty pounds of naturally occurring uranium is a poisoning hazard, not a severe radiation hazard. These eighty pounds sound more like a false flag fear inducer. Please, government save me from ISIS.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:04 | 4942391 SilverIsKing
Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:07 | 4942069 Dublinmick
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Now I understand walmart shoppers. (uranium oxide)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:08 | 4942072 Dublinmick
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Of course some dishware contains lead also.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:50 | 4942195 Bingo Hammer
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Just wondering that no one has ever said whether Obumma is Sunni or Shia?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:38 | 4945031 Optimusprime
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Sunni.

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 22:57 | 4949210 Lanka
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He was indoctrinated in Indonesia, which is 99% Sunni, but he sucks the Saudis (Shia); so he goes both ways.  

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:15 | 4941880 Hugh G Rection
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Wont be DC, they paid good money on those whore politicians.

Vegas Baby! Vegas.

Just remember I called it first.

Vegas Nuke False Flag

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:32 | 4941943 Ignatius
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Or maybe Colorado with links to al Qaeda's legal pot dispenceries.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:20 | 4942098 Flagit
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I'm going with the Goldfinger approach.

Fort Knox. Render all that "gold" useless.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 06:17 | 4942512 Zwelgje
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"Sorry Guys, due to radioactivity no audit of Ft. Knox is possible. Come back in 50 years."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:36 | 4942153 TheReplacement
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DC, that's hoot.  The US has refused to bomb these sand pirates multiple times and not .gov is not concerned that they have acquired nuke material.  DC is not on the target list unless of course .gov is out on vacation at the time.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:56 | 4942206 Malachi Constant
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Fascington DC

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:33 | 4941740 Tall Tom
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Do me a favor. Downarrow this post. I want to see how many downarrows it is possible to get. Thanks.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:37 | 4941744 fonzannoon
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I'm on record as your first up arrow.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:44 | 4941771 Tall Tom
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Thanks Fonz...Knew that I can count on you.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:47 | 4941781 fonzannoon
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every once in a while it's important for all of us to show we are just sarcastic assholes at heart.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:53 | 4941811 Tall Tom
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Yeah. I agree.

 

Who in the fuck is junking you? Not me on a serious note.

 

I was just running an experiment.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:40 | 4942130 Real Estate Geek
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An experiment.  OK Dr. Pasteur, you must have gotten lost.  Facebook is that-a-way.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:38 | 4942161 TheReplacement
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I gave him a downvote to prove I'm a sarcastic ahole.  Just like US elections, the votes have not counted for anything meaningful during the entire existence of ZH.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:58 | 4942213 Bingo Hammer
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Up, down, up, down, up, down.....that's what markets used to do once upon a time in a faraway place

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:58 | 4941826 BKbroiler
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it takes sarcastic assholes to laugh about terrorists with nuclear materials.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:00 | 4941838 fonzannoon
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I up arrowed you assuming you were sarcastically referring to the U.S

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:02 | 4941844 chumbawamba
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Chillax, brah.  It'll all be over soon.

-Chumblez.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:04 | 4941853 fonzannoon
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"When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck

Sayin' "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"
At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
He said, "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:19 | 4941901 BKbroiler
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man, you got snipers today fonz

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:23 | 4941922 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Great song. A good one us sarcastic assholes used to play on the bridge during rough weather on our old, beat up boat during the night watch. Also, I decided to get into the spirit and down vote you all

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:52 | 4942202 lasvegaspersona
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Fonz

FYI..Lightfoot changed the words out of respect for the crew and the new info that the Fitz went down due to a rogue wave and/or a busted hull:

At 7PM it grew dark and then

He said fellas it's been good to know ya.

 

also changed 'musty old hall' to 'rustic old hall'

capo second fret, 3/4 time...great song...I try to sing it once a week...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:22 | 4941920 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

it takes sarcastic assholes to laugh about terrorists with nuclear materials.

Great sarcasm, bro. Subtlety is the key, and you nailed it.

+1

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:53 | 4942022 BKbroiler
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
 - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:23 | 4942109 BKbroiler
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I collect quotes, and one on my list came from a ZH memeber a few years ago:

 

Psquared

We have learned to escape, repress and deny our existential anxiety in many ways. Working to pay for things which we use to distract us from finding real meaning in our lives is but one.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:32 | 4942138 Real Estate Geek
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Thank you.  That Emerson quote is a keeper.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:10 | 4942079 Dublinmick
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They are not terrorists, they are working to get the Kurdish oil to Israel, you know, American allies who are the democracy there.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:16 | 4941889 stant
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I hit red then green . I don't think I've down voted anyone but mdb a d a couple of other trolls

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:04 | 4942223 BlindMonkey
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MDB is NOT a troll. He is a comic god.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:50 | 4942377 MsCreant
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Performance artist.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 05:55 | 4942498 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Accredited performance artist.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 11:24 | 4943410 MsCreant
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Awesome, thanks for the link.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:47 | 4941783 franzpick
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I took you from 6 to 10.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:55 | 4941805 fonzannoon
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I went and gave us all red now except for tall tom's original post. Anyone who gave him a down arrow is a homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

(i'm junking me, I am a momentum trader, I saw two down arrows and just ran with it)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:55 | 4941816 Tall Tom
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Shit. I got too fuckin' serious and all o' that. Now I know.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:49 | 4941779 DoChenRollingBearing
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Sorry, Tall Tom, I am in a "green mood" tonight.

 

EDIT:

You want reds?  Here try these topics:

1)  The Jews really ARE God's Chosen People!

2)  Putin REALLY IS a thug!

3)  There REALLY IS a difference between The D-Team and R-Team!

That should do it!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:03 | 4941803 Hugh G Rection
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Those mouth-breathers tend to hang out in lazy boy recliners staring at the corporate zio idiot box, and only boot up the computer twice a day to check their AOL.

They just LOVE being lied to...

http://zionismsucks.com/2014/07/10/abc-lying-about-israeli-missile-attacks/

Be on the lookout for more bs smokescreen stories if Israel decides killing 50 Palestinians isn't enough, and rolls tanks through Gaza.  If we get a Cast Lead 2.0 all the movie networks should play Schindler's List on a loop (so we all remember the eternal victim), until the Zionist Beast has temporarily satiated its appetite for Palestinian baby blood.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:38 | 4942160 bunzbunzbunz
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Wow you are so fucking behind with your rhetoric. Us mouth breathers have all been trained by the local cable company....or ATT...(Google in a few localities) to buy their internet product. What the fuck are you talking about with AOL other than to get reminiscent laughs?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:53 | 4941804 Mr Pink
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Who cares? When are Kim and Kanye going to have another baby?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:54 | 4941810 fonzannoon
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How can you talk about Kim and Kanye when silver is about to crack 21.20 on it's rocket ship ride to 21.23

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:01 | 4941841 Mr Pink
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$21.23?!  I'm RICH! RICH I tells ya!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:01 | 4941839 Tall Tom
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I could write that Gold is a barbarous relic that is good for nothing.

 

I could write that the US Dollar is king and that nothing on Earth has ever been better than that.

 

I could write that Obama is God's Gift to Man, the Second Coming of Christ.

 

That will earn me more junks than I would know what to do with.

 

I do not care about junks. I was yackin' with another ZHer and I am just running an experiment.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:37 | 4941973 MsCreant
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If Christ got to come twice, what did he come into the second time to make an Obama? 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:53 | 4942026 Tall Tom
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I give up...That is just too sacraligious. Uncle. Tap out. You win.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:05 | 4942061 chumbawamba
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Blasphemy FTW!

Nice one, MsCreant ;)

-Chumbz.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:35 | 4942271 Tall Tom
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Yeah...yeah...Pile it on.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:23 | 4942342 MsCreant
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;-)

From time to time, I must live up to my screen name. 

I was actually trying to enter the downvote contest with that one. 

Your "uncle" is, nevertheless, a rich reward. And it is fight club done properly.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:17 | 4942092 Dublinmick
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DoChen you forgot a few

Putin sends his children to school in Germany so he doesn't really like Russia

Putin is just going by the script

Palestinians use their children for human shields

 

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