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Obama, Meet Horsehead: Caption Contest

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This was to be expected.

From Reuters:

A man shouted "get that man a beer" and sure enough, President Barack Obama soon had a cold pint in his hand and prepared to play billiards with Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper. This Tuesday night out on the town in Denver, which included slices of pizza with a group of people who had written to him, was Obama's way of escaping the confines of Washington, where partisan gridlock reigns supreme.


It was a case of "the bear is loose," the president's own description of the times when he is able to break free of the trappings of Washington and experience what everyday Americans see.




Moving over to the green felt billiards table, Obama and Hickenlooper faced off. It was slow going at first. "He's leaving me nothing," Obama said, a mock complaint at the position on the table he was left with after an errant Hickenlooper shot.


But then Obama began sinking balls and Hickenlooper could not.


"Uh oh!" Obama said of an errant Hickenlooper shot, and pretty soon the president was waving over to the TV cameras to make sure they had recorded his victory.

There were no immediate press reports if Obama had been appropriately "choomed" in the marijuana-friendly city.

Here, however, things got a little strange.

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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:26 | 4938876 COSMOS
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At least a horse is USEFUL

But then maybe so is Obummer, he is useful to Wall St

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:26 | 4938884 Sudden Debt
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everybody needs glue

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:29 | 4938892 Martial
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Obama looks shocked to see Kerry there.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:30 | 4938897 Sudden Debt
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and it almost looks like it wasn't totally staged.

Obama has a security detail of over 1000 men guarding him. Do you really think a guy with a mask would get within 100 feet of him?


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:36 | 4938924 TeamDepends
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Maybe his security guards are as sick of him as we are, and were hoping the horse-man was the next LHO.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:41 | 4938938 MiguelitoRaton
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Horse's head, meet horse's ass.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:44 | 4938944 krispkritter
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That's plainly a jackass...and a guy in a horse mask.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:50 | 4938972 General Decline
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Hi John

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:57 | 4939003 Save_America1st
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a hand-shake from one jackass to another

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:35 | 4939125 lordylord
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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:51 | 4939220 remain calm
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Hey, I am the biggest dick here

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:29 | 4939379 eatthebanksters
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"You must be Secretary Kerry's brother?!"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:54 | 4939477 Abi Normal
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Why the LONG FACE John?  geesh

Choomed is right, I guess he went to go get his fresh stash for the month...dickhead!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:04 | 4939033 Payne
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At least one of them can take his mask off to take a shower !

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:26 | 4939118 ugmug
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"Hillary is that you?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:54 | 4938993 Save_America1st
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he probably plays pool as badly as he golfs or shoots hoops: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVWHgMMF0cM  (watch him brick the lay-up at 55 seconds...classic!)

I bet his first shot at that cue ball he skipped the tip off it and ripped a big tear out of the felt and then knocked his beer on the floor.

Marxists just aren't athletic.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:20 | 4939090 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Shoots baskets like he runs the country: SHITTY

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:47 | 4939201 Save_America1st
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yeah...looks like a gay Marxist traitor to me. 


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:44 | 4938948 chumbawamba
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Perhaps Barry woke up with that horse's head next to him in bed.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 13:03 | 4940097 DoChenRollingBearing
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Are you confusing the horse's head with Michelle?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:37 | 4938926 Stackers
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It takes an ass to know an ass ?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:11 | 4939059 dogfish
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O Reggie you sure are a horse.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:50 | 4938967 post turtle saver
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... aaaand we're done here, Martial wins the thread! well played

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:23 | 4939098 Gene Parmesan
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Post of the week so far.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939347 Dixie Rect
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It kind of looks like Barry and Moochele's wedding picture.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:35 | 4938907 GetZeeGold
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After the failed skeet shot and the famous 22 hoop misses.....the President tries billards.....you can guess the outcome.


Community organizing just doesn't translate well into athletics....and I do use that word loosely.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:42 | 4938939 Cattender
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Dude.. Obumba Gots Game! (or so he say so in his book) ;-)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:29 | 4938894 Rubicon
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"Kerry! What are you doing here?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:10 | 4939550 ZH Snob
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that's not the kind of head I was looking for

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:25 | 4938878 Godot
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"Why are you over there Michelle?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:59 | 4939013 Agstacker
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Not Michelle, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:26 | 4938883 Sudden Debt
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Obama sure does love to play games...


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:00 | 4939253 intric8
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"Hey obozo, you know what they do to horses in your condition, yes?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:32 | 4938887 Racer
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Should have photoshopped that thumb out as well while they were at it!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:49 | 4938942 GetZeeGold
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I didn't Photoshop the pool pic cause they had a note attached asking us not to do it.


Got some great skeet pics however.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938888 SheepDog-One
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Worst pool stance ever, Ogolfer is obviously a total hack at pool too. BTW here in Colorado we call him 'LickenPooper'.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938889 Squid-puppets a...
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"Mr Obama, this is what ur gonna wake up & find under your bedsheets"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938890 luckylongshot
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Practicing for his next job...as an inmate.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938891 Big Boss Man
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Mr Kerry, I need for you to go to Berlin.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:29 | 4938893 Grande Tetons
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Looks like the fella in the horizonatal stripped tank top has his eye on the Ohole. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:31 | 4938903 dontgoforit
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He's wondering, 'can I hit him hard enough to do the job, or will I go to jail for 20 years for a weak right hook?'

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:31 | 4939620 quasimodo
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And the loser next to him, Mr vertical stripe, appears about ready to climax with his left hand whilst looking for a handshake with his right.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:30 | 4938898 esum
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Thought it was KERRY..... 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:31 | 4938902 Donutwarrior
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Of course I called that, what do you mean by "we don't play slop around here"?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:31 | 4938906 Town Crier
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Ok, what was in that beer?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:32 | 4938911 Agent P
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"By the time I'm done in office, you'll all be headed to the glue factory." 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:33 | 4938914 Azannoth
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"Sorry Mr. Horse-Head Man" but the Secretary of State job is already taken, .. I could make you a Consul though.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:35 | 4938917 Gringo Viejo
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Think the horse's ass would've been more appropriate.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:37 | 4938922 SheepDog-One
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LickenPooper missed a ball.....oopsie daisy!.....then the mighty Ogolfer, son of Zeus, stepped to the table and ran out the rack like Willie Mosconi.

For fucks sake the propoganda just never takes a break!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:36 | 4938923 BaghdadBob
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Obomba - "How's that hope and change?"

Horsey - "Neighhhhhhhh......"

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