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Obama, Meet Horsehead: Caption Contest
This was to be expected.
From Reuters:
A man shouted "get that man a beer" and sure enough, President Barack Obama soon had a cold pint in his hand and prepared to play billiards with Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper. This Tuesday night out on the town in Denver, which included slices of pizza with a group of people who had written to him, was Obama's way of escaping the confines of Washington, where partisan gridlock reigns supreme.
It was a case of "the bear is loose," the president's own description of the times when he is able to break free of the trappings of Washington and experience what everyday Americans see.
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Moving over to the green felt billiards table, Obama and Hickenlooper faced off. It was slow going at first. "He's leaving me nothing," Obama said, a mock complaint at the position on the table he was left with after an errant Hickenlooper shot.
But then Obama began sinking balls and Hickenlooper could not.
"Uh oh!" Obama said of an errant Hickenlooper shot, and pretty soon the president was waving over to the TV cameras to make sure they had recorded his victory.
There were no immediate press reports if Obama had been appropriately "choomed" in the marijuana-friendly city.
Here, however, things got a little strange.
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At least a horse is USEFUL
But then maybe so is Obummer, he is useful to Wall St
everybody needs glue
Obama looks shocked to see Kerry there.
and it almost looks like it wasn't totally staged.
Obama has a security detail of over 1000 men guarding him. Do you really think a guy with a mask would get within 100 feet of him?
Really?
Maybe his security guards are as sick of him as we are, and were hoping the horse-man was the next LHO.
Horse's head, meet horse's ass.
That's plainly a jackass...and a guy in a horse mask.
Hi John
a hand-shake from one jackass to another
Deleted.
Hey, I am the biggest dick here
"You must be Secretary Kerry's brother?!"
Why the LONG FACE John? geesh
Choomed is right, I guess he went to go get his fresh stash for the month...dickhead!
At least one of them can take his mask off to take a shower !
"Hillary is that you?"
he probably plays pool as badly as he golfs or shoots hoops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVWHgMMF0cM (watch him brick the lay-up at 55 seconds...classic!)
I bet his first shot at that cue ball he skipped the tip off it and ripped a big tear out of the felt and then knocked his beer on the floor.
Marxists just aren't athletic.
Shoots baskets like he runs the country: SHITTY
yeah...looks like a gay Marxist traitor to me.
Perhaps Barry woke up with that horse's head next to him in bed.
I am Chumbawamba.
Are you confusing the horse's head with Michelle?
It takes an ass to know an ass ?
O Reggie you sure are a horse.
... aaaand we're done here, Martial wins the thread! well played
Post of the week so far.
It kind of looks like Barry and Moochele's wedding picture.
After the failed skeet shot and the famous 22 hoop misses.....the President tries billards.....you can guess the outcome.
Community organizing just doesn't translate well into athletics....and I do use that word loosely.
Dude.. Obumba Gots Game! (or so he say so in his book) ;-)
"Kerry! What are you doing here?"
that's not the kind of head I was looking for
"Why are you over there Michelle?"
Not Michelle, Sarah Jessica Parker.
Obama sure does love to play games...
GIVE THE MAN A STICK AND A BALL AND HE'LL KEEP PLAYING FOR 4 YEARS IN A ROW!
"Hey obozo, you know what they do to horses in your condition, yes?"
Should have photoshopped that thumb out as well while they were at it!
I didn't Photoshop the pool pic cause they had a note attached asking us not to do it.
Got some great skeet pics however.
Worst pool stance ever, Ogolfer is obviously a total hack at pool too. BTW here in Colorado we call him 'LickenPooper'.
"Mr Obama, this is what ur gonna wake up & find under your bedsheets"
Practicing for his next job...as an inmate.
Mr Kerry, I need for you to go to Berlin.
Looks like the fella in the horizonatal stripped tank top has his eye on the Ohole.
He's wondering, 'can I hit him hard enough to do the job, or will I go to jail for 20 years for a weak right hook?'
And the loser next to him, Mr vertical stripe, appears about ready to climax with his left hand whilst looking for a handshake with his right.
Thought it was KERRY.....
Of course I called that, what do you mean by "we don't play slop around here"?
Ok, what was in that beer?
"By the time I'm done in office, you'll all be headed to the glue factory."
"Sorry Mr. Horse-Head Man" but the Secretary of State job is already taken, .. I could make you a Consul though.
Think the horse's ass would've been more appropriate.
LickenPooper missed a ball.....oopsie daisy!.....then the mighty Ogolfer, son of Zeus, stepped to the table and ran out the rack like Willie Mosconi.
For fucks sake the propoganda just never takes a break!
Obomba - "How's that hope and change?"
Horsey - "Neighhhhhhhh......"
"Horse? Horse?!? I'm a fucking donkey you jackass!!"
This is his mule delivery.
40 acres in a San Fran suburb to follow when his rain of terror ends. Him and Reggie can play house.
+1 for the pseudo Trading Places reference.
"It was a case of "the bear is loose," the president's own description of the times when he is able to break free of the trappings of Washington and experience what everyday Americans see."
I bet Putin laughed so hard he shot Vodka out his nose when he saw Obama referred to himself as "the bear".
I wonder if Barry makes bear growling noises while staring into the mirror, furiously pumping his Jane Fonda signature series 2 lbs. dumbells?
Jane Fonda signature series 2 lbs. dumbells
2bit..this was fantastic !
Horse's head, meet Horse's ass
Exactamundo.
Kerry's resignation is forthcoming.
Right after Holder.....at least that's what I've heard.
Hey Obama!! Mr. Ed called and said He wants his country back!!
"Kerry, this new facelift makes you so much more handsome."
86 shootings in Chicago alone over the weekend. "Houston we have a problem."
Sounds more like Chicago has a problem.
I agree 100 percent we have a problem. An aiming problem. In 86 shootings, there were only 14 deaths. we also have a serious lack of quantity. How, with only 86 shootings in arguably the most corrupt city on the planet will we ever see any improvement? Need 100 times as many .... at least.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-82-shot-14-killed-in-chicago-4th-of-j...
"As of early Monday morning, the station reports no one was in custody for any of the weekend shootings. "
Sorry, but what does "Choomed" mean?
It means sock puppets fuck off
Stoned.
According to Google, it's a slang term of Hawaiian origin used to describe the human consumption of combustion smoke from the bud of the cannabis (commonly known as marijuana) plant.
Also, according to Google, you need to get out more.
LOL, Probably, but I grew up in Oregon and live in Washington, with all that means re the subject...
It was precisely at this moment when the President remembered the words of the local pot store owner..."one or two puffs will do with this Crazy Horse weed. Seriously, one or two, no more."
In this iconic photo we see both the horse's head and the horse's ass - in one great shot.
Bear....not the animal I picture for Obama.
More like a yapping purse dog.
bear
A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.
by kim February 12, 2003
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I may be a jackass buddy, but you're a fucking jackass from Kenya!
The cavalier members of the free shit army will soon mount you too.
NOT GONNA PULL THE CHOOM WAGON WILBUR
It's a case of the bear is loose? More like a case of the queer is a loser.
hello HEAD.......
meet the ASS
This story should be telling....
http://www.avclub.com/article/insane-clown-posses-fbi-lawsuit-thrown-out...
A judge has thrown out Insane Clown Posse’s lawsuit against the FBI, saying the government has every right to categorize the band’s fans as gang members. The suit stemmed from a 2011 report that the law enforcement organization had tagged Juggalos as a “loosely organized hybrid gang”—something both Juggalos and ICP members Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J didn’t appreciate. ICP has tried to sue the FBI twice, asking to declare it illegal for the bureau to draw parallels between the Psychopathic Records crew and known criminal organizations.
According to the Associated Press, U.S. District Judge Robert Cleland dismissed the latest lawsuit because the FBI’s report on gangs “does not recommend any particular course of action for local law enforcement to follow.” Meaning that, just because the FBI report calls the Juggalos—or anyone else—a gang, it doesn’t meant it’s necessarily trying to crack down on them.
Of course, Juggalos aren’t taking the decision lightly. In a statement released by the ACLU, Violent J says that this isn’t “the end” to the case, adding that Psychopatic Records will “keep fighting to clear the Juggalo family name.” “While it’s easy to fear what one does not understand,” he concludes, “discrimination and bigotry against any group of people is just plain wrong and un-American.”
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So the FBI can declare a group of people who voluntarily associate with each other around a common activity, in this case fandom a gang something that is used specifically for a designation for groups engaged in illegal activities as long as they don't crack down on them. Anyone see the problem here once the precedent is set what comes next concerning 'legally' surveilling people for something that is and by itself not illegal.
Harlem handshake! Obama style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTEtbuR0VZ8
Obama: Hi there "everyday American"! You startled me at first....the last time I saw a horse'head this close I found it severed next to me when I woke up in bed...right where Reggie usually sleeps, you know? The note on it said "don't forget what the agenda is."
Horse Head: Huh? I don't get it...but I voted for you dozens of times last election...you gotta light?
The funny (or sad) thing is, if you look at all the people in that picture, everyone except the horse guy looks like they were rode hard and put away wet...especially that zombie-eyed chick standing next to him.
I was thinking the same thing lol
Minnesota Fats, meet Illinois Slim. (do 'The Hustle' la-da-da-da-da-da-da-La-da, do 'The Hustle' ...)
But then Obama began sinking balls...
Hickenlooper shoulda watched his six. Ain't like it's a secret. Just sayin....
The horse's head meets a horse's rear end.
The Bear is Loose. I can think of a dozen more appropriate terms for his big nite out. Sure as I said that, I come up empty. Damn. Something about cotillion, maybe. Damn!
I just think it is so adorable when our overlords try act like people.
Why is Obama's right hand white?
Get's it from his mother's side of the family.
Good observation, BTW.
because he wipes his ass with his left
Because the picture has been doctored to put the horsehead guy into it or at least to make it look like he is shaking Obama's hand when he really is shaking the S.S. guy's hand behind him.
Most of those people look photshopped into the picture if you look at it closely
The guy with the horsehead most likely trying to take some sort pot shot (pun intended) since red is the color of revolution.
Yep, photoshopped
I'm wondering about the women taking pix of his ass. Does he have one of those big shit stains like the People of WalMart or just the trailing TP?
They are the morons who voted for him - cannot tell the difference between his head and his ass.
Maybe he dropped some acid at the denver airport
Horse Head meet Horse Shit.
man, that's some good stuff
Of course a Secret Service man quickly stepped in and was heard to utter: “Whoa there, Trigger! Y’know, we do have the death penalty here in Colorado, so one false move and we gonna give a whoooole new meaning to the phrase ‘hung like a horse’.”
Is the guy in the tank top tryng to be Reggies replacement?
Ass Head ... as in Mule head .. meet ass clown.
One is a complete mockery. The other is wearing a horse head mask.
I specifically asked for a Horse's Arse
But all they had was this crappy head.
And thanx for the handshake faggot - now you've got ringworm.
http://i.imgur.com/po0MiB7.png
crap...you sort of beat me to it...
Aother nayyyyysayer?
Horse meet zebra.
" I mostly play golf, but when I dont, I play pool with a bunch of prescreened fans. I'm keeping it real."
I know what Choomster is thinking: "Keep it together. They told you those Jimi Hendrix stamps were self stick, but you wouldn't listen would you. Now you're seeing folks with horse heads."
Zero looks like an even bigger pussy shooting pool than he did lifting those styrofoam tinkerbells...He holds that cue stick like a Virginia Slim.
Yeah, but he's got his sleeves rolled up like he's ready to work harder than he's ever worked in his life.
"I told you there are Americans who still have a "stable" income"
while he's winning billard, we are losing billions
Like the old days at the Man Hole bar on Halsted, right Barry? 'cept that you were being bent over the pool table in a different manner.
"Let go, pal, I want to talk to the hot guy in the tank top."
Don't put your hands on me, Wilbur- I'm not your wife!
Horse meets Ass!
Ok, jokes over, where is the Constitution?
One ass to another
Obama - can't the white House staff get anything right -
I said I wanted to give a black stallion head - not get a horse head.
Kerry..get out of that Pleb line..wtf is wrong with you!?
I'm pretty sure that's not a horse. It's an JACKASS! And I'm not speaking of the one wearing the fake head, either!
I'm from the government and I'm here to help!
Which Horse-man of the Apocalypse are you again?
With this must shit piling up on me - “there must be a pony in here somewhere”
I think a sheeps head for every idiot in this pic would have been more appropriate.
Horses head, and horses ass.
Why anyone would come out to greet the effing douchebag is really beyound comprehension. Never misunderestimate the stupidity of the American public.
Looks like Reggie went on a junking spree...all the posts up to here got a -1.
I take it your vote is Neigh!
obama: what's that in your hand?
horsehead: it's a doob
obama: takes it, thanks
horsehead: you're supposed to have some money in your hand
obama: oh, see I don't understand how these things work
reported on Fox the man on the left is really Rand Paul, their reasons for saying this are twofold, Rand Paul is a politician, and he has his hand on the womans' purse.
Redacted
"No sir, I didn't like it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRaoHi_xcWk&feature=kp
During the game did he make up the rules as they went?
"Frau Blucher!" (Young Frankenstein)
relax Barry you've seen it before, its a hallucination, just pretend its another stipid cracker American and shake its hand and it will pass
Ya I'd be too embarassed to have my picture taken with that president too
Mr President, When will you come out as a supporter of Horse/Donkey marriage ?
"Hmm, looks like I picked the wrong week to start doing Mescaline!"
"Hi, uh hey listen! I've just escaped from Monsanto! Ya gotta help me!"