Obama, Meet Horsehead: Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

This was to be expected.

From Reuters:

A man shouted "get that man a beer" and sure enough, President Barack Obama soon had a cold pint in his hand and prepared to play billiards with Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper. This Tuesday night out on the town in Denver, which included slices of pizza with a group of people who had written to him, was Obama's way of escaping the confines of Washington, where partisan gridlock reigns supreme.


It was a case of "the bear is loose," the president's own description of the times when he is able to break free of the trappings of Washington and experience what everyday Americans see.




Moving over to the green felt billiards table, Obama and Hickenlooper faced off. It was slow going at first. "He's leaving me nothing," Obama said, a mock complaint at the position on the table he was left with after an errant Hickenlooper shot.


But then Obama began sinking balls and Hickenlooper could not.


"Uh oh!" Obama said of an errant Hickenlooper shot, and pretty soon the president was waving over to the TV cameras to make sure they had recorded his victory.

There were no immediate press reports if Obama had been appropriately "choomed" in the marijuana-friendly city.

Here, however, things got a little strange.

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COSMOS's picture

At least a horse is USEFUL

But then maybe so is Obummer, he is useful to Wall St

Martial's picture

Obama looks shocked to see Kerry there.

Sudden Debt's picture

and it almost looks like it wasn't totally staged.

Obama has a security detail of over 1000 men guarding him. Do you really think a guy with a mask would get within 100 feet of him?


TeamDepends's picture

Maybe his security guards are as sick of him as we are, and were hoping the horse-man was the next LHO.

MiguelitoRaton's picture

Horse's head, meet horse's ass.

krispkritter's picture

That's plainly a jackass...and a guy in a horse mask.

Save_America1st's picture

a hand-shake from one jackass to another

remain calm's picture

Hey, I am the biggest dick here

eatthebanksters's picture

"You must be Secretary Kerry's brother?!"

Abi Normal's picture

Why the LONG FACE John?  geesh

Choomed is right, I guess he went to go get his fresh stash for the month...dickhead!

Payne's picture

At least one of them can take his mask off to take a shower !

Save_America1st's picture

he probably plays pool as badly as he golfs or shoots hoops: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVWHgMMF0cM  (watch him brick the lay-up at 55 seconds...classic!)

I bet his first shot at that cue ball he skipped the tip off it and ripped a big tear out of the felt and then knocked his beer on the floor.

Marxists just aren't athletic.

Leonardo Fibonacci2's picture

Shoots baskets like he runs the country: SHITTY

Save_America1st's picture

yeah...looks like a gay Marxist traitor to me. 


chumbawamba's picture

Perhaps Barry woke up with that horse's head next to him in bed.

I am Chumbawamba.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Are you confusing the horse's head with Michelle?

Stackers's picture

It takes an ass to know an ass ?

dogfish's picture

O Reggie you sure are a horse.

post turtle saver's picture

... aaaand we're done here, Martial wins the thread! well played

Dixie Rect's picture

It kind of looks like Barry and Moochele's wedding picture.

GetZeeGold's picture



After the failed skeet shot and the famous 22 hoop misses.....the President tries billards.....you can guess the outcome.


Community organizing just doesn't translate well into athletics....and I do use that word loosely.

Cattender's picture

Dude.. Obumba Gots Game! (or so he say so in his book) ;-)

Rubicon's picture

"Kerry! What are you doing here?"

ZH Snob's picture

that's not the kind of head I was looking for

Godot's picture

"Why are you over there Michelle?"

Agstacker's picture

Not Michelle, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sudden Debt's picture

Obama sure does love to play games...


intric8's picture

"Hey obozo, you know what they do to horses in your condition, yes?"

Racer's picture

Should have photoshopped that thumb out as well while they were at it!

GetZeeGold's picture



I didn't Photoshop the pool pic cause they had a note attached asking us not to do it.


Got some great skeet pics however.

SheepDog-One's picture

Worst pool stance ever, Ogolfer is obviously a total hack at pool too. BTW here in Colorado we call him 'LickenPooper'.

Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

"Mr Obama, this is what ur gonna wake up & find under your bedsheets"

luckylongshot's picture

Practicing for his next job...as an inmate.

Big Boss Man's picture

Mr Kerry, I need for you to go to Berlin.

Grande Tetons's picture

Looks like the fella in the horizonatal stripped tank top has his eye on the Ohole. 

dontgoforit's picture

He's wondering, 'can I hit him hard enough to do the job, or will I go to jail for 20 years for a weak right hook?'

quasimodo's picture

And the loser next to him, Mr vertical stripe, appears about ready to climax with his left hand whilst looking for a handshake with his right.

esum's picture

Thought it was KERRY..... 

Donutwarrior's picture

Of course I called that, what do you mean by "we don't play slop around here"?

Town Crier's picture

Ok, what was in that beer?

Agent P's picture

"By the time I'm done in office, you'll all be headed to the glue factory." 

Azannoth's picture

"Sorry Mr. Horse-Head Man" but the Secretary of State job is already taken, .. I could make you a Consul though.

Gringo Viejo's picture

Think the horse's ass would've been more appropriate.

SheepDog-One's picture

LickenPooper missed a ball.....oopsie daisy!.....then the mighty Ogolfer, son of Zeus, stepped to the table and ran out the rack like Willie Mosconi.

For fucks sake the propoganda just never takes a break!

BaghdadBob's picture

Obomba - "How's that hope and change?"

Horsey - "Neighhhhhhhh......"