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Obama, Meet Horsehead: Caption Contest

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This was to be expected.

From Reuters:

A man shouted "get that man a beer" and sure enough, President Barack Obama soon had a cold pint in his hand and prepared to play billiards with Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper. This Tuesday night out on the town in Denver, which included slices of pizza with a group of people who had written to him, was Obama's way of escaping the confines of Washington, where partisan gridlock reigns supreme.

 

It was a case of "the bear is loose," the president's own description of the times when he is able to break free of the trappings of Washington and experience what everyday Americans see.

 

...

 

Moving over to the green felt billiards table, Obama and Hickenlooper faced off. It was slow going at first. "He's leaving me nothing," Obama said, a mock complaint at the position on the table he was left with after an errant Hickenlooper shot.

 

But then Obama began sinking balls and Hickenlooper could not.

 

"Uh oh!" Obama said of an errant Hickenlooper shot, and pretty soon the president was waving over to the TV cameras to make sure they had recorded his victory.

There were no immediate press reports if Obama had been appropriately "choomed" in the marijuana-friendly city.

Here, however, things got a little strange.

 

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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:26 | 4938876 COSMOS
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At least a horse is USEFUL

But then maybe so is Obummer, he is useful to Wall St

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:26 | 4938884 Sudden Debt
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everybody needs glue

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:29 | 4938892 Martial
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Obama looks shocked to see Kerry there.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:30 | 4938897 Sudden Debt
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and it almost looks like it wasn't totally staged.

Obama has a security detail of over 1000 men guarding him. Do you really think a guy with a mask would get within 100 feet of him?

Really?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:36 | 4938924 TeamDepends
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Maybe his security guards are as sick of him as we are, and were hoping the horse-man was the next LHO.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:41 | 4938938 MiguelitoRaton
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Horse's head, meet horse's ass.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:44 | 4938944 krispkritter
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That's plainly a jackass...and a guy in a horse mask.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:50 | 4938972 General Decline
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Hi John

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:57 | 4939003 Save_America1st
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a hand-shake from one jackass to another

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:35 | 4939125 lordylord
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Deleted.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:51 | 4939220 remain calm
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Hey, I am the biggest dick here

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:29 | 4939379 eatthebanksters
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"You must be Secretary Kerry's brother?!"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:54 | 4939477 Abi Normal
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Why the LONG FACE John?  geesh

Choomed is right, I guess he went to go get his fresh stash for the month...dickhead!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:04 | 4939033 Payne
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At least one of them can take his mask off to take a shower !

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:26 | 4939118 ugmug
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"Hillary is that you?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:54 | 4938993 Save_America1st
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he probably plays pool as badly as he golfs or shoots hoops: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVWHgMMF0cM  (watch him brick the lay-up at 55 seconds...classic!)

I bet his first shot at that cue ball he skipped the tip off it and ripped a big tear out of the felt and then knocked his beer on the floor.

Marxists just aren't athletic.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:20 | 4939090 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Shoots baskets like he runs the country: SHITTY

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:47 | 4939201 Save_America1st
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yeah...looks like a gay Marxist traitor to me. 

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:44 | 4938948 chumbawamba
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Perhaps Barry woke up with that horse's head next to him in bed.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 13:03 | 4940097 DoChenRollingBearing
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Are you confusing the horse's head with Michelle?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:37 | 4938926 Stackers
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It takes an ass to know an ass ?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:11 | 4939059 dogfish
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O Reggie you sure are a horse.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:50 | 4938967 post turtle saver
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... aaaand we're done here, Martial wins the thread! well played

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:23 | 4939098 Gene Parmesan
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Post of the week so far.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939347 Dixie Rect
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It kind of looks like Barry and Moochele's wedding picture.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:35 | 4938907 GetZeeGold
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After the failed skeet shot and the famous 22 hoop misses.....the President tries billards.....you can guess the outcome.

 

Community organizing just doesn't translate well into athletics....and I do use that word loosely.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:42 | 4938939 Cattender
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Dude.. Obumba Gots Game! (or so he say so in his book) ;-)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:29 | 4938894 Rubicon
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"Kerry! What are you doing here?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:10 | 4939550 ZH Snob
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that's not the kind of head I was looking for

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:25 | 4938878 Godot
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"Why are you over there Michelle?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:59 | 4939013 Agstacker
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Not Michelle, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:26 | 4938883 Sudden Debt
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Obama sure does love to play games...

GIVE THE MAN A STICK AND A BALL AND HE'LL KEEP PLAYING FOR 4 YEARS IN A ROW!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:00 | 4939253 intric8
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"Hey obozo, you know what they do to horses in your condition, yes?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:32 | 4938887 Racer
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Should have photoshopped that thumb out as well while they were at it!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:49 | 4938942 GetZeeGold
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I didn't Photoshop the pool pic cause they had a note attached asking us not to do it.

 

Got some great skeet pics however.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938888 SheepDog-One
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Worst pool stance ever, Ogolfer is obviously a total hack at pool too. BTW here in Colorado we call him 'LickenPooper'.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938889 Squid-puppets a...
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"Mr Obama, this is what ur gonna wake up & find under your bedsheets"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938890 luckylongshot
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Practicing for his next job...as an inmate.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:28 | 4938891 Big Boss Man
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Mr Kerry, I need for you to go to Berlin.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:29 | 4938893 Grande Tetons
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Looks like the fella in the horizonatal stripped tank top has his eye on the Ohole. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:31 | 4938903 dontgoforit
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He's wondering, 'can I hit him hard enough to do the job, or will I go to jail for 20 years for a weak right hook?'

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:31 | 4939620 quasimodo
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And the loser next to him, Mr vertical stripe, appears about ready to climax with his left hand whilst looking for a handshake with his right.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:30 | 4938898 esum
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Thought it was KERRY..... 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:31 | 4938902 Donutwarrior
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Of course I called that, what do you mean by "we don't play slop around here"?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:31 | 4938906 Town Crier
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Ok, what was in that beer?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:32 | 4938911 Agent P
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"By the time I'm done in office, you'll all be headed to the glue factory." 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:33 | 4938914 Azannoth
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"Sorry Mr. Horse-Head Man" but the Secretary of State job is already taken, .. I could make you a Consul though.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:35 | 4938917 Gringo Viejo
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Think the horse's ass would've been more appropriate.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:37 | 4938922 SheepDog-One
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LickenPooper missed a ball.....oopsie daisy!.....then the mighty Ogolfer, son of Zeus, stepped to the table and ran out the rack like Willie Mosconi.

For fucks sake the propoganda just never takes a break!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:36 | 4938923 BaghdadBob
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Obomba - "How's that hope and change?"

Horsey - "Neighhhhhhhh......"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:37 | 4938925 I Am Not a Copp...
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"Horse?  Horse?!?  I'm a fucking donkey you jackass!!"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:57 | 4938995 IndyPat
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This is his mule delivery.

40 acres in a San Fran suburb to follow when his rain of terror ends. Him and Reggie can play house.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:01 | 4939517 NeedleDickTheBu...
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+1 for the pseudo Trading Places reference.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:38 | 4938928 Agent P
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"It was a case of "the bear is loose," the president's own description of the times when he is able to break free of the trappings of Washington and experience what everyday Americans see."

I bet Putin laughed so hard he shot Vodka out his nose when he saw Obama referred to himself as "the bear".

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:08 | 4939045 2bit Hoarder
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I wonder if Barry makes bear growling noises while staring into the mirror, furiously pumping his Jane Fonda signature series 2 lbs. dumbells?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:15 | 4939317 Bahamas
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Jane Fonda signature series 2 lbs. dumbells

2bit..this was fantastic !

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:37 | 4938929 whoopsing
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Horse's head, meet Horse's ass

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:50 | 4938973 Sathington Willougby
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Exactamundo.  

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:38 | 4938932 IndianaJohn
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Kerry's resignation is forthcoming.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:54 | 4938987 GetZeeGold
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Right after Holder.....at least that's what I've heard.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:40 | 4938934 RiskyBidness
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Hey Obama!!  Mr. Ed called and said He wants his country back!!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:40 | 4938937 JustObserving
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"Kerry, this new facelift makes you so much more handsome."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:43 | 4938940 disabledvet
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86 shootings in Chicago alone over the weekend. "Houston we have a problem."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:59 | 4939016 Dr. Engali
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Sounds more like Chicago has a problem.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:03 | 4939024 2bit Hoarder
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I agree 100 percent we have a problem.  An aiming problem.  In 86 shootings, there were only 14 deaths.  we also have a serious lack of quantity.  How, with only 86 shootings in arguably the most corrupt city on the planet will we ever see any improvement?  Need 100 times as many .... at least.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:29 | 4939382 Mi Naem
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-82-shot-14-killed-in-chicago-4th-of-j...

"As of early Monday morning, the station reports no one was in custody for any of the weekend shootings. "

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:45 | 4938950 RaceToTheBottom
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Sorry, but what does "Choomed" mean?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:49 | 4938965 Sathington Willougby
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It means sock puppets fuck off 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:56 | 4938996 2bit Hoarder
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Stoned. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:56 | 4938997 Agent P
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According to Google, it's a slang term of Hawaiian origin used to describe the human consumption of combustion smoke from the bud of the cannabis (commonly known as marijuana) plant.

Also, according to Google, you need to get out more. 

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:58 | 4939499 RaceToTheBottom
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LOL, Probably, but I grew up in Oregon and live in Washington, with all that means re the subject...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:52 | 4938959 Yellowhoard
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It was precisely at this moment when the President remembered the words of the local pot store owner..."one or two puffs will do with this Crazy Horse weed. Seriously, one or two, no more."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:49 | 4938961 americanspirit
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In this iconic photo we see both the horse's head and the horse's ass - in one great shot.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:51 | 4938976 Ranting Troglodyte
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Bear....not the animal I picture for Obama.

 

More like a yapping purse dog.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:55 | 4938994 Yellowhoard
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bear
A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.
by kim February 12, 2003

2896 941

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:52 | 4938982 Watts_D_Matter
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I may be a jackass buddy, but you're a fucking jackass from Kenya!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:52 | 4938984 Sathington Willougby
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The cavalier members of the free shit army will soon mount you too.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:56 | 4939000 buzzsaw99
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NOT GONNA PULL THE CHOOM WAGON WILBUR

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:21 | 4939005 Dr. Engali
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It's a case of the bear is loose? More like a case of the queer is a loser.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 08:58 | 4939009 esum
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hello HEAD.......

meet the ASS

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:17 | 4939022 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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This story should be telling....

http://www.avclub.com/article/insane-clown-posses-fbi-lawsuit-thrown-out...

A judge has thrown out Insane Clown Posse’s lawsuit against the FBI, saying the government has every right to categorize the band’s fans as gang members. The suit stemmed from a 2011 report that the law enforcement organization had tagged Juggalos as a “loosely organized hybrid gang”—something both Juggalos and ICP members Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J didn’t appreciate. ICP has tried to sue the FBI twice, asking to declare it illegal for the bureau to draw parallels between the Psychopathic Records crew and known criminal organizations.

According to the Associated Press, U.S. District Judge Robert Cleland dismissed the latest lawsuit because the FBI’s report on gangs “does not recommend any particular course of action for local law enforcement to follow.” Meaning that, just because the FBI report calls the Juggalos—or anyone else—a gang, it doesn’t meant it’s necessarily trying to crack down on them.

Of course, Juggalos aren’t taking the decision lightly. In a statement released by the ACLU, Violent J says that this isn’t “the end” to the case, adding that Psychopatic Records will “keep fighting to clear the Juggalo family name.” “While it’s easy to fear what one does not understand,” he concludes, “discrimination and bigotry against any group of people is just plain wrong and un-American.”

 

...

So the FBI can declare a group of people who voluntarily associate with each other around a common activity, in this case fandom a gang something that is used specifically for a designation for groups engaged in illegal activities as long as they don't crack down on them. Anyone see the problem here once the precedent is set what comes next concerning 'legally' surveilling people for something that is and by itself not illegal.

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:02 | 4939023 Quinvarius
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Harlem handshake!  Obama style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTEtbuR0VZ8

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:12 | 4939029 libertysghost
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Obama:  Hi there "everyday American"!  You startled me at first....the last time I saw a horse'head this close I found it severed next to me when I woke up in bed...right where Reggie usually sleeps, you know?  The note on it said "don't forget what the agenda is."

Horse Head: Huh?  I don't get it...but I voted for you dozens of times last election...you gotta light?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:04 | 4939030 Agent P
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The funny (or sad) thing is, if you look at all the people in that picture, everyone except the horse guy looks like they were rode hard and put away wet...especially that zombie-eyed chick standing next to him. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:17 | 4939076 libertysghost
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I was thinking the same thing lol

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:04 | 4939032 Keltner Channel Surf
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Minnesota Fats, meet Illinois Slim.  (do 'The Hustle' la-da-da-da-da-da-da-La-da, do 'The Hustle' ...)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:05 | 4939035 IndyPat
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But then Obama began sinking balls...

Hickenlooper shoulda watched his six. Ain't like it's a secret. Just sayin....

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:07 | 4939042 Reaper
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The horse's head meets a horse's rear end.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:09 | 4939049 replaceme
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The Bear is Loose.  I can think of a dozen more appropriate terms for his big nite out.  Sure as I said that, I come up empty.  Damn.  Something about cotillion, maybe.  Damn!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:11 | 4939060 mastersnark
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I just think it is so adorable when our overlords try act like people.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:11 | 4939061 Miss Expectations
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Why is Obama's right hand white?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:18 | 4939077 Agent P
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Get's it from his mother's side of the family.

Good observation, BTW. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:21 | 4939096 Sudden Debt
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because he wipes his ass with his left

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:42 | 4939119 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Because the picture has been doctored to put the horsehead guy into it or at least to make it look like he is shaking Obama's hand when he really is shaking the S.S. guy's hand behind him.

Most of those people look photshopped into the picture if you look at it closely

The guy with the horsehead most likely trying to take some sort pot shot (pun intended) since red is the color of revolution.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939341 paint it red ca...
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Yep, photoshopped

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:14 | 4939067 jon dough
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I'm wondering about the women taking pix of his ass. Does he have one of those big shit stains like the People of WalMart or just the trailing TP?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:45 | 4939194 headhunt
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They are the morons who voted for him - cannot tell the difference between his head and his ass.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:20 | 4939085 stant
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Maybe he dropped some acid at the denver airport

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:25 | 4939109 IridiumRebel
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Horse Head meet Horse Shit.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:26 | 4939114 world_debt_slave
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man, that's some good stuff

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:35 | 4939141 Liquid Courage
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Of course a Secret Service man quickly stepped in and was heard to utter: “Whoa there, Trigger! Y’know, we do have the death penalty here in Colorado, so one false move and we gonna give a whoooole new meaning to the phrase ‘hung like a horse’.”

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:36 | 4939147 Boondocker
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Is the guy in the tank top tryng to be Reggies replacement?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:37 | 4939152 nickt1y
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Ass Head ... as in Mule head .. meet ass clown.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:37 | 4939156 flacorps
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One is a complete mockery. The other is wearing a horse head mask.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:38 | 4939159 Byte Me
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I specifically asked for a Horse's Arse

But all they had was this crappy head.

And thanx for the handshake faggot - now you've got ringworm.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:19 | 4939575 hoist the bs flag
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crap...you sort of beat me to it...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 09:44 | 4939193 Itchy and Scratchy
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Aother nayyyyysayer?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:02 | 4939261 silentboom
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Horse meet zebra.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:05 | 4939274 shovelhead
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" I mostly play golf, but when I dont, I play pool with a bunch of prescreened fans. I'm keeping it real."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:09 | 4939290 Jimbo OPKS
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I know what Choomster is thinking: "Keep it together.  They told you those Jimi Hendrix stamps were self stick, but you wouldn't listen would you.  Now you're seeing folks with horse heads."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:13 | 4939308 Yen Cross
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  Zero looks like an even bigger pussy shooting pool than he did lifting those styrofoam tinkerbells...He holds that cue stick like a Virginia Slim.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:29 | 4939613 Emergency Ward
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Yeah, but he's got his sleeves rolled up like he's ready to work harder than he's ever worked in his life.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:13 | 4939309 Alex P Keaton
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"I told you there are Americans who still have a "stable" income" 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:19 | 4939332 Bahamas
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while he's winning billard, we are losing billions

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:19 | 4939333 Infinite QE
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Like the old days at the Man Hole bar on Halsted, right Barry? 'cept that you were being bent over the pool table in a different manner.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:20 | 4939344 CunnyFunt
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"Let go, pal, I want to talk to the hot guy in the tank top."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:49 | 4939459 Yancey Ward
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Don't put your hands on me, Wilbur- I'm not your wife!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:53 | 4939473 Itchy and Scratchy
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Horse meets Ass!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 10:58 | 4939498 Abi Normal
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Ok, jokes over, where is the Constitution?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:01 | 4939518 PGR88
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One ass to another

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:11 | 4939549 all-priced-in
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Obama - can't the white House staff get anything right -

 

 

 

I said I wanted to give a black stallion head - not get a horse head.

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:16 | 4939563 hoist the bs flag
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Kerry..get out of that Pleb line..wtf is wrong with you!?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:16 | 4939564 sbenard
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I'm pretty sure that's not a horse. It's an JACKASS! And I'm not speaking of the one wearing the fake head, either!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:23 | 4939588 farmer Bob
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I'm from the government and I'm here to help!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:32 | 4939623 MsCreant
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Which Horse-man of the Apocalypse are you again?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:32 | 4939624 all-priced-in
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With this must shit piling up on me - “there must be a pony in here somewhere”

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:33 | 4939634 quasimodo
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I think a sheeps head for every idiot in this pic would have been more appropriate.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:36 | 4939648 dexter_morgan
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Horses head, and horses ass.

Why anyone would come out to greet the effing douchebag is really beyound comprehension. Never misunderestimate the stupidity of the American public.

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:42 | 4939672 MsCreant
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Looks like Reggie went on a junking spree...all the posts up to here got a -1.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:41 | 4939664 MsCreant
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I take it your vote is Neigh!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 11:49 | 4939691 the grateful un...
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obama: what's that in your hand?

horsehead: it's a doob

obama: takes it, thanks

horsehead: you're supposed to have some money in your hand

obama: oh, see I don't understand how these things work

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 12:01 | 4939759 the grateful un...
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reported on Fox the man on the left is really Rand Paul, their reasons for saying this are twofold, Rand Paul is a politician, and he has his hand on the womans' purse.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 12:03 | 4939766 TheABaum
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Redacted

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 12:40 | 4939944 homiegot
Wed, 07/09/2014 - 12:43 | 4939989 agstacks
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During the game did he make up the rules as they went?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 12:51 | 4940045 tomcat1762
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"Frau Blucher!" (Young Frankenstein)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 13:30 | 4940199 SmittyinLA
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relax Barry you've seen it before, its a hallucination, just pretend its another stipid cracker American and shake its hand and it will pass

 

 

 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 13:31 | 4940200 SmittyinLA
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Ya I'd be too embarassed to have my picture taken with that president too 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 17:14 | 4940982 sJenz
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Mr President, When will you come out as a supporter of Horse/Donkey marriage ?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:51 | 4941248 StychoKiller
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"Hmm, looks like I picked the wrong week to start doing Mescaline!"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:49 | 4941611 Gastroinfidel
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"Hi, uh hey listen! I've just escaped from Monsanto! Ya gotta help me!"

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