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President Obama To Dictate How He'll Fix The Immigration Scandal - Live Feed

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Having explained how well the economy is going - best in the world, apparently - President Obama is moving on to the immigration scandal. In an unexpected address from his fund-raising trip to Texas (Dallas actually - 100s of miles from the border), and on the heels of his 'executive action' demands on immigration reform, Obama will explain how it's none of his fault and unless 'the other side' give him carte blanche, it's a humanitarian crisis... think of the children (and the taxpayer funding)...


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Who could have seen this coming?




While he ruminates, here (from a year ago) are 19 facts abouit 'illegal' immigration:

#1 57 percent of all households that are led by an immigrant (legal or illegal) are enrolled in at least one welfare program.

#2 According to one study, the cost to U.S. taxpayers of legalizing current illegal immigrants would be approximately 6.3 trillion dollars over the next 50 years.

#3 The Obama administration has distributed flyers that tell illegal immigrants that their immigration status will not be checked when they apply for food stamps.

#4 The Department of Homeland Security says that it has lost track of a million people that have entered this country but that appear never to have left.

#5 One out of every five children living in Los Angeles County has a parent that is in the country illegally.

#6 In one recent year, taxpayers in Los Angeles County spent 600 million dollars on welfare for children of illegal immigrants.

#7 Thanks to illegal immigration, California’s overstretched health care system is on the verge of collapse.  Dozens of California hospitals and emergency rooms have shut down over the past decade because they could not afford to stay open after being endlessly swamped by illegal immigrants who were simply not able to pay for the services that they were receiving.  As a result, the remainder of the health care system in the state of California is now beyond overloaded.  This had led to brutally long waits, diverted ambulances and even unnecessary patient deaths.  At this point, the state of California now ranks dead last out of all 50 states in the number of emergency rooms per million people.

#8 It has been estimated that U.S. taxpayers spend $12,000,000,000 a year on primary and secondary school education for the children of illegal immigrants.

#9 It is estimated that illegal aliens make up approximately 30 percent of the population in federal, state and local prisons and that the total cost of incarcerating them is more than $1.6 billion annually.

#10 The federal government actually has a website that teaches immigrants how to sign up for welfare programs once they arrive in the United States.

#11 The Obama administration recently introduced the very first “unmanned” border station along the Texas-Mexico border.

#12 The Obama administration has sued individual states such as Arizona that have tried to crack down on illegal immigration.

#13 According to the FBI, there are approximately 1.4 million gang members living in our cities.  Illegal immigration has been one of the primary factors that has fueled the growth of these gangs.

#14 As I have written about previously, there are only about 200 police officers assigned to Chicago’s Gang Enforcement Unit to handle the estimated 100,000 gang members living in the city.

#15 Mexican drug cartels make approximately 6.6 billion dollars a year “exporting” illegal drugs to the United States.

#16 It is an open secret that Mexican drug cartels are openly conducting military operations inside the United States.  The handful of border patrol agents that we have guarding the border are massively outgunned and outmanned.

#17 According to the Justice Department’s National Drug Intelligence Center, Mexican drug cartels were actively operating in 50 different U.S. cities in 2006.  By 2010, that number had skyrocketed to 1,286.

#18 Overall, more than 55,000 people have been killed in drug-related violence in Mexico since 2006.  That same level of violence will eventually show up in major U.S. cities unless something dramatic is done about illegal immigration.

#19 It is being projected that the Senate immigration bill will bring 33 million more people to the United States over the next decade.

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We are sure he will fix it...


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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:44 | 4941227 knukles
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Philosophical question:  How does one tell the difference between being screwed without being kissed and a prostate "massage" thats hurts?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:55 | 4941255 linniepar
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Writing is on the wall.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:59 | 4941266 TeamDepends
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Hey Valerie Jarrett:  FUCK YOU!!!!!!  Guess what?  It's payback payback time.  Let's ROLL!!!!!!!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:04 | 4941282 smlbizman
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god dam volume isnt working....oh wait...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:08 | 4941300 ACP
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All I hear between all the pops and buzzes is:


He really has this "blame everybody else" thing down.


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:16 | 4941334 ACP
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First Pravda reporter gives him a question + answer all in one...

"...why didn't you go to the border...or is this just all politics."


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:11 | 4941872 johngaltfla
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The two traitorous steaming piles of crap met today and said "let's fuck everyone" one more time....

Today was Hypocrisy Day: Governor Rick Perry and President Obama Demonstrate Why

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:52 | 4942021 bunzbunzbunz
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The dollar is getting replaced by bitcoin. Get some free at

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:11 | 4941312 pods
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The government put out a RFI in JANUARY for this. 

This is nothing more than a typical problem-reaction-solution bit to put through this immigration bill.

This is nothing more than dirty pool by the most transparent admin ever, using little Guatemalan kids as pawns.

Why is it again we toss in kiddie boppers in prison but this is A-motherfucking okay?


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:02 | 4941479 nmewn
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Correctamundo, they even knew approximately how many would be coming, around 65,000.

Ain't that sumpin? ;-)

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:07 | 4941497 pods
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It would not surprise me if they ordered those kids on Alibaba.


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:17 | 4941530 nmewn
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Me either, this has to the coldest, cruelest thing they've done so far and thats saying a lot.

Its one thing to openly lie and every adult with one remaining brain cell knows you're lying, its a completely different level of evil when they use kids to try and achieve political goals.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:00 | 4941649 Greenskeeper_Carl
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True, but dont they always? Pretty much everything these days is 'for the children' It is a shame though. Our drug war turns these countries in to war torn hellholes, and the. We offer these people insane entitlements to risk their lives coming here, and use these kids as a political tool. Pretty sick. End the war on drugs and the welfare state and this problem takes care of itself.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:21 | 4942245 bunzbunzbunz
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That is a pretty simplistic thought. Are you really that simple? If you think the welfare state deteriorates the economy, then how could ending it deter foreigners from emmigrating? I feel like you are missing some very simple logic when you think. Are you trying to say that under the table jobs will disappear if welfare is dissolved? I really doubt that. 

Please, help me understand your point.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:15 | 4941522 johnnymustardseed
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Under Obama's administration, the U.S. has exceeded 2 million deportations. Obama's administration has deported more people than any other president's.

What's more, it took Obama's administration just over five years to exceed the 2 million deportations that took place under all eight years of President George W. Bush's administration, which set the previous record after ramping up deportations following the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:28 | 4941560 pods
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I'm sorry, I don't play the tit for tat game or the phoney left-right paradigm dance.

Can you look at THIS individual achievement of our government?

Do you find it odd that this influx of kids directly coincided with both the government planning their arrival (the RFI for their escorts) and an immigration fight?



Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:37 | 4941575 nmewn
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I guess thats why La Raza sucks his dick every chance they get?

Like all things "government" they started counting ATEP removals as "illegal immigrants"...they're double counting:

"ICE Air Operations has provided transportation support to the Alien Transfer and Exit Program (ATEP). ATEP is a joint effort between ICE and CBP that allows for the transportation of aliens from an apprehending Southwest Border Patrol Sector for subsequent removal to Mexico through another Southwest Sector. The program is designed to deny, disrupt and dismantle the ability of alien smuggling organizations operating in the participating sectors. ATEP targets frequent recidivist illegal entrants, and other illegal aliens apprehended by CBP within the Laredo, Rio Grande Valley, and Tucson sectors."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:45 | 4941597 All_Your_Base
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tardseed is the most apt troll moniker I have seen in a while

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:11 | 4941869 Otto Zitte
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Who told you that? The same people who told you unemployment is 6.9% and the recovery is mahvelous?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:24 | 4942252 bunzbunzbunz
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Kay, youre the mostest bestest smart. You should making the statistics that are you think right. Please are you to tell me what are the correct numbers? I are to believe whatever you are saying.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:33 | 4942354 drendebe10
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Please verify & document your claims. Otherwise your words are just spin and unsubstantiated allegations aka bulksh*t.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:03 | 4941279 Bad Attitude
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Dear Leader has no intention of fixing this latest mess. He wants them to stay. These "children" will be turned loose across the US. The MS-13 gang members will terrorize our communities. Our kids in the schools and churches will be exposed to a host of diseases and parasites that were eradicated from the US decades ago.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:06 | 4941290 TeamDepends
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So what you are saying is that this is a biological/biowarfare attack on this country by the sitting regime?  Are we reading you correctly?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:13 | 4941317 TeamDepends
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SOS    SOS MAYDAY    MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:13 | 4941320 knukles
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Well, you already know that one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse was Disease/Pestilence ...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:27 | 4942253 bunzbunzbunz
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Religion makes you smart. is believing something regardless of any other faith makes you....ignorant??? Shit...what should I believe?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:18 | 4941338 Mitzibitzi
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Has anyone superimposed the map of places they're dropping the 'asylum seekers' (or whatever the fuck the UN says we're supposed to call 'em now???) on a socio-economic map of the USA?

With particular interest on those overlapping areas that have both a large 'poor' population plus below average access to quality healthcare. Though obviously the last is pretty much everywhere unless you've got 4-figures to spend for an injection, thanks to Medical-Insurance-QE, or whatever you guys call the new health scam.... Unaffordable Lack Of Care Ass-rape?? Something like that.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:41 | 4942169 sylviasays
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"Immigration is a big deal everywhere, but it's bigger in Texas."

ILLEGAL immigration is a big deal everywhere, but it's bigger in Texas and completely out of control in California.

There, fixed it for ya. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:27 | 4942586 j0nx
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I've spent lots of time in San Diego and LA and believe me when I tell you that those areas aint got shit on Northern Virginia when it comes to ratio per population of amounts of illegals. Northern Virginia/MD/DC by far has one of the highest numbers of Hispanics/illegals in the nation along with Miami and NYC. Sometimes I don't even feel like I'm in America anymore living here. I also know that there are probably another 50+k or so on the way here from the border as we speak. The jobs are here and in NYC so that's where they go. Not really rocket science...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:10 | 4941304 lakecity55
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The Bath House would know, Knux.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:19 | 4942339 drendebe10
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Lies, damn lies and more lies from the flapping lips of the arrogant narcissistic illegal kenyan muslim sociopathic liar in chief.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:28 | 4942347 drendebe10
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Lies, damn lies and more lies from the flapping lips of the arrogant narcissistic illegal kenyan muslim sociopathic liar in chief.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 02:29 | 4942406 tenpanhandle
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Was worth saying twice.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 09:16 | 4942856 intric8
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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:44 | 4941228 Clint Liquor
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in 2012, Obama ordered Holder not to deport any of the 'dreamers' and guess what shows up on the border? Coincidence, of course.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:44 | 4941232 knukles
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Gosh, that's cynical




Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:53 | 4941252 Clint Liquor
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And what would Jesus do about this 'Humanitarian Crisis' on the border? Loaves and fishes for everyone.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:15 | 4941329 knukles
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Yeah, a sorta Bevis and Butthead Party On solution.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:44 | 4941231 f16hoser
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Nobody "Gives a Fuck" what the "Gay Prince" has to say. People who listen to Obama, should get a life. Obama is a big-fat-ZERO!!!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:44 | 4941233 Stoploss
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We handle it ourselves. Possy up.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:49 | 4941234 Temporalist
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Came across this and I think ZH needs to have a whistleblowers section and give the Whistleblower's Medal of Commendation Heart Award Trophy.  Or just a list of people with courage for the ZHers to thank them.


Ex-Swiss Banker Charged With Giving Data to WikiLeaks



Oh and I had to add:

NYPD: Terrorists looking at drone attacks..


I wonder who gave them that idea?


Thu, 07/10/2014 - 10:43 | 4943197 ajax
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@Temporalist: The Rudolf Elmer saga has been going on for a long time; here, for your pleasure, is the man himself


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:46 | 4941236 surf0766
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Is leaving the boarders wide open treasonous ?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:19 | 4941341 Pure Evil
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Not in the North American Union.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:23 | 4941354 lakecity55
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100%! And soon we will not have that nasty ole dollar, but shiny new "Ameros" to spend!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:48 | 4941239 Government need...
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Most criminal President ever.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:11 | 4941311 surf0766
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A progressive doesn't like you speaking ill of Dear Leader.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:21 | 4941343 knukles
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Most my Progressive acquaintances out here in the Great Peoples Land of Other People's Milk and Honey won't talk about Fearless anymore.
Like, uh, let's uh forget that uh, boy whadda nice day!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:24 | 4941359 Stan522
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Makes Nixon look like a Saint

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:55 | 4941244 Rainman
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Y'all better get the Rosetta Stone out and get to work on that Spanish Second language tape

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:20 | 4941903 RafterManFMJ
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Yo queero Taco Bell.

I'm good.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:54 | 4941251 Iriestx
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So Obama needs $2b in my money to "fix" a problem that he directly and intentionally created?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:05 | 4941283 surf0766
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Brought to you by Saul and Cass

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:12 | 4941314 Cruel Aid
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need more judges to fix the problem lol! yea more gov gfy

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:23 | 4941350 knukles
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Oh, so another false flag, so to speak!

Mikey Likes It

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:31 | 4942597 j0nx
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Yes and the RINOs in the house will give it to him for fear of being called racist by the dems. You wait and see. Boner will fold again like a cheap suit after bloviating for a week or so beforehand.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:58 | 4941257 ebworthen
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Late, as usual.

There will be euphemisms about "caring for people" but what he means is ensuring Demican election victories in perpetuity.

Slave labor for the 1%, the corporatocracy, big Ag., and church pews full of obedient donators - which the bought Republicrats are perfectly happy with.

It also makes "citizenship" meaningless, and enforces obedience to the kleptoligarchy, which makes the red and blue teams giddy as it maintains the false dichotomy and their power.

U.S.A. = Crossed the Rubicon.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:07 | 4941293 Ms. Erable
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There are no 'citizens' in the US; there are only 'consumers' and 'taxpayers', and neither group is recognized as having inerent rights save those granted by the money changers and tax receivers.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:00 | 4941379 Pure Evil
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You mean there are no citizens in the North American Union.

Only three classes of people.

The nomenklature, the serfs, and domestic terrorists.

Nomenklature: A category of people within the NAU who hold various key administrative positions in all spheres of activity: government, industry, agriculture, education, etc., whose positions were granted only with approval by the NAU Corpro-Fascist party, the UR and the NWO.

Being that there are no more nations, having been subsumed into regional governments such as the EU, the United Regions or UR, a.k.a. the EU, the NAU, and the EAU (East Asian Union), a set of subsidiary’s of the New World Order LLC, provide economic and governmental administration, see Brussels, to the slaves of Prison Planet Earth.

Enjoy your servitude proles.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 18:57 | 4941259 orangegeek
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drive Barry to the Dealey Plaza ASAP

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:01 | 4941262 The_Dude
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Here's an idea....let's promise them the same amount of free bennies that they get here for 5 years....BUT...we are sending the check back to their homeland where they will live like kings off of it.

At least I won't have to worry about wrecked schools, overcrowded hospitals, gangbangers, overflowing prisons, drug dealing everywhere and potentially the idea I will get food that some cholo didn't spit in every time I go out.

Then someone finally SECURE THE F'ING BORDER!!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 22:22 | 4941910 Otto Zitte
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Here's an idea... lets televise the crucifiction of one every 10 minutes until they all go home. Girl... boy... girl... boy... girl... boy... along the Obama Highway.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:00 | 4941267 Bawneee Fwank
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MF'er is never on time!


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:03 | 4941272 Dr. Engali
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The only fucking solution now is for the whole fucking system to collapse in order to remove their incentive to come. Which by the way is the intent, not stopping the flood of immigrants , but the collapse of the system by embracing the Cloward-Piven strategy of overwhelming it.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:10 | 4941306 smlbizman
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i beleive their plan is to incorporate south america with north america and we will all live happily ever after...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:04 | 4941280 surf0766
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Root cause of the problem?  Build the fence .

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:12 | 4941315 Ms. Erable
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A better idea is a live minefield the length of the border, and random National Guard live artillery fire practice anywhere within 1 mile of the border on a daily basis. Anyone making it across alive and in one piece is either very lucky, moderately intelligent, or has huge brass balls, all of which are characteristics that would make these people valuable additions to the country.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:54 | 4941629 All_Your_Base
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I had the same idea a while back. Build two fences running parallel with a mile in between. Litter the place with cameras and remote-controlled obstacles. Call it the Miracle Mile and start a 24 hour reality cable channel.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:33 | 4941387 IndianaJohn
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Good borders make good countries.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:16 | 4941525 Whoa Dammit
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If you really want to end the problem, start flying or busing the illegals to The Hamptons. A lasting fix will then be found in short order.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 07:34 | 4942606 j0nx
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\thread. That or the high end suburbs of the DC metro area.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:06 | 4941284 ebworthen
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"Humanitarian crisis" my ass!

"Don't send your kids here from Central America; though they will get:  free food, medical care, education, flushing toilets, paved roads, housing, and attractive whites to breed with and American families to raise your grandchildren."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:58 | 4941828 Otto Zitte
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The humanitarian crisis hasn't started yet. There is going to be blood in the streets. Everywhere. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:04 | 4941286 Help Is Not Coming
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So what do you think would happen if the local sheriff pulled over the bus carrying the illegal aliens and arrested the driver for transporting illegal aliens across the state?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:08 | 4941296 Iriestx
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He would be a national hero who would promptly have his entire life and his family's life destroyed by the Obama administration and the MSM.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:14 | 4941679 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Either that or have some kind of a tragic nail gun type accident. Or stab himself in the back 14 times then throw himself off a bridge.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:10 | 4941288 Smiley
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I really don't want to hear what Valerie Jarrett wrote for her sock puppet to read.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:18 | 4941339 lakecity55
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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:06 | 4941292 surf0766
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I cannot listen to his lies anymore. I watched for 30 seconds.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:08 | 4941297 Aussie V
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This is a direct result of the CIA's continued involvement in upturning Governments in South America for the past 30-40 years.


Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:10 | 4941301 grunk
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Barky: "I promise to lie relentlessly until I get my way then renege on any and all promises I made."

Boehner: "I can work with the president."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:11 | 4941307 i_call_you_my_base
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No politician cares about immigration, neither side. It keeps prices low and agribusiness paying bribes to politicians. The only thing needed is to enforce employment law, which they don't, and no one ever talks about it. Come down hard on day labor employers, farms, car washes, restaurants, etc, and no one from central america will come here. It's that simple.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:11 | 4941309 suteibu
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Obama:  "Present."

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:11 | 4941310 Stan522
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Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:14 | 4941324 TideFighter
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I just heard a rumor that he may be lying.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:13 | 4941318 Stan522
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His fix when he gets this money is to KEEP transporting them all across the nation, NOT deport them back to their home country... BULL SHIT again.....!!!


The republicans are Charlie Brown and obama is Lucie asking him to kick that football AGAIN!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:17 | 4941336 lakecity55
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hohoho, there are not enough yet. I need a cuple of Billion $ to get more here!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:13 | 4941319 KenShabby
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Let the Mexicans worry about their own children for Christ's sake. 

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:22 | 4941349 homiegot
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It's not the Mexicans. It's Central Americans.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:32 | 4941383 Dr. Engali
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Oh I forgot, Mexico is in Eastern Europe.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:36 | 4941398 KenShabby
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That's a very long walk.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:13 | 4941321 gruntled
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God, I couldn't push the pause button on that player fast enough. 


Feels good to make Obama STFU.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:16 | 4941332 lakecity55
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Tylers should always have a screen and a start button for those who do not wish to hear or see actual shit being manufactured before their eyes.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:14 | 4941326 lakecity55
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Wow, I did not realize there were so many illeagals here. I must now assume Total Power-- but just temporarily--until we fix the problem. I will develop a list of dick-tates tomorrow on the golf course.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:21 | 4941344 d edwards
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The gubmint is wasting $$ busing or flying these illegal invaders all over the place.


Sort them by country of origin.

Feed 'em.

Give 'em a shower.

Put on a  plane and fly them home.


Thu, 07/10/2014 - 10:13 | 4943084 PrintemDano
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Agreed, except for the food and shower...and plane....let em walk...with a bayonet at their back.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:19 | 4941340 homiegot
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Blah blah blah. We aren't buying it anymore.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:23 | 4941358 Nick Jihad
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As millions of ABC/CBS/NBC/CNN viewers scratch their heads and ask  "Immigration crisis? What immigration crisis?"

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:28 | 4941369 lakecity55
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I must issue a new EO due to this overflow of invaders. YT must now give up their homes. You will be relocated to nice, safe camps. Please leave the keys in your cars.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:31 | 4941380 pitz
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The 'legal' immigrants are just as much of a problem, if not more.  Especially since the H-1B's suppress compensation for a wide swath of America's best and brightest professionals in the technology sector.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 23:28 | 4942128 motorollin
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That is true. Don't those guys in India have their own Vmware/Microsoft/Cisco devices to architect and administer?

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:36 | 4941395 pupdog1
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It is pretty hard just to herd a half-dozen soccer kids to a game a half-mile away.

Now imagine the logistics it would take to have 50,000 (full Rose Bowl) Central American kids transit the entire friggin' length of Mexico and end up at a magically-opened US border.

This is military-grade logistics.

In other words, this was engineered well in advance at the highest levels of the US government.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:37 | 4941401 One of We
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If the gazillions of dollars in "foreign aid" weren't just payments to the US military industrial complex via foreign governments we could keep every kid in central and south america fat and happy if we wanted to.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:37 | 4941402 robertocarlos
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All 19 statements can easily be refuted. For example, #7, California has the youngest and healthiest population of all States so they don't need as many emergency rooms. You can't win so get used to it.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:22 | 4941523 slyder wood
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Spoken like a real reconquistador. You're right though, we can't win, and neither can you. Your culture is the lowest common denominator. No real heritage and no real culture, everything is borrowed or stolen. Even mexican beer is from German immigrants and rancheras from German polka. Fine homes and craftsmanship isn't flat roof mud houses although in Santa Fe they can be quite nice. The old school Chicanos knew the value of citizenship and cultural identity, people I grew up with. The current flood of third world gargoyles care nothing for language or cultural, we call 'em "takers" here in NM. Look at the proliferation of descansos along NM highways. It isn't about honoring their dead (must of whom were drunk when they went off the road) it about the petty competition between these third world families and their weird blend of religion and superstition.

Your statement about healthy californians is a stretch. CA doesn't even make the top 10 healthiest states.

I'm also aware of the effects of NAFTA, CIA and all the other turmoil but it seems not to effect the Central American birthrate, twice the US and equal to parts of Africa and the ME.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:48 | 4941610 QQQBall
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Utah has the youngest population. As to the healthiest, that is subjective

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:43 | 4941415 f16hoser
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All nthe ILLIGALS should pitch tents on the west Lawn of the WH! Obama's Adopted kids can play with them all day while eveyone gets Deloused before bed... Brilliant!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:53 | 4941438 lakecity55
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Cousin IT is on TV again!


Guard your rears and cover your ears!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:07 | 4941490 booboo
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Maybe try playing Slim Whitmans "Indian Love Call" and see if that nappy milk dud sitting between President Camacho's shoulders expodes.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:14 | 4941517 pachanguero
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Give theses "kid" a swift kick in the ass!

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 20:49 | 4941602 QQQBall
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Obomber is writing his legacy - in el futuro when over 50% are from Hispnic decent he will seen as a hero. Like a true ObomberBot, don't let the facts get in the way...

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:00 | 4941644 thamnosma
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I wish I could post what I really desire

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:12 | 4941670 booboo
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Yes, the Secret Servicers and all.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 21:34 | 4941741 are we there yet
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The law of entropy, higher states of order go to lower states of order ie. decay and randomness.

America had the best work ethic, and self reliance in the past and become wealthy. Government grew. It gave away free stuff to get votes. Free stuff creates parasites. More free stuff makes foreign parasites move here. Too many parasites and there is no work ethic or self reliance, then quantitative easing to coast for a while, then everyone for himself.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 00:31 | 4942261 user2011
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Just print more fake birth certification

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 01:37 | 4942359 Tapeworm
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#8 It has been estimated that U.S. taxpayers spend $12,000,000,000 a year on primary and secondary school education for the children of illegal immigrants.

 What about the cost to the few serious students that have had their schools dumbed down to the lowest denominator and the astonishingly high CASH cost of multiculturalism. In my formerly "adequate" unified skool system there was a chance to get segregated into those that wanted to learn and those that swallowed the punk attitude and chosen underperformance. Now even a single or a very few can and will disrupt classes that are there to learn from the last few poorly re-educated teachers.

 I saw that many large companies refuse to even accept resumes from urchins that had even a couple of years of home schooling.

 As a small company owner I find that home schooled children make far better thinkers than the goomint hives produce, although that is hardly a high bar to leap.

 I do my little bit to support the local 300 student Lutheran High School as opposed to the 3600-4500 public school hives. Dropping $500 per semester on a deserving teacher may not be much, but I cannot afford much as the local goomint leached me for what I would normally have given for the education by the superior teachers.

 Now that I have shot off my mouth again I will double my efforts in contributing to the school. I dumped six GOOD microscopes on them and the teacher recipient created an advanced microbiology class to make use of the anonymous gift. They would never guess as I only attended the school for three semesters. I then gave them gamma spectroscopy equipment as I think that gamma spectroscopy ties together many lines of physics.

 I now am going to go after history teachers and deserving English teachers as no one donates to them and they had the most influence on me while there.

 Blah, blah. I exhort you all to donate fifty dollars or more to your self-approved struggling private school. Even tossing twenty dollars at a teacher that is notorious for doing a good job will be appreciated.

 Thanks in advance for your generosity.

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