President Obama To Dictate How He'll Fix The Immigration Scandal - Live Feed

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Having explained how well the economy is going - best in the world, apparently - President Obama is moving on to the immigration scandal. In an unexpected address from his fund-raising trip to Texas (Dallas actually - 100s of miles from the border), and on the heels of his 'executive action' demands on immigration reform, Obama will explain how it's none of his fault and unless 'the other side' give him carte blanche, it's a humanitarian crisis... think of the children (and the taxpayer funding)...


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Who could have seen this coming?




While he ruminates, here (from a year ago) are 19 facts abouit 'illegal' immigration:

#1 57 percent of all households that are led by an immigrant (legal or illegal) are enrolled in at least one welfare program.

#2 According to one study, the cost to U.S. taxpayers of legalizing current illegal immigrants would be approximately 6.3 trillion dollars over the next 50 years.

#3 The Obama administration has distributed flyers that tell illegal immigrants that their immigration status will not be checked when they apply for food stamps.

#4 The Department of Homeland Security says that it has lost track of a million people that have entered this country but that appear never to have left.

#5 One out of every five children living in Los Angeles County has a parent that is in the country illegally.

#6 In one recent year, taxpayers in Los Angeles County spent 600 million dollars on welfare for children of illegal immigrants.

#7 Thanks to illegal immigration, California’s overstretched health care system is on the verge of collapse.  Dozens of California hospitals and emergency rooms have shut down over the past decade because they could not afford to stay open after being endlessly swamped by illegal immigrants who were simply not able to pay for the services that they were receiving.  As a result, the remainder of the health care system in the state of California is now beyond overloaded.  This had led to brutally long waits, diverted ambulances and even unnecessary patient deaths.  At this point, the state of California now ranks dead last out of all 50 states in the number of emergency rooms per million people.

#8 It has been estimated that U.S. taxpayers spend $12,000,000,000 a year on primary and secondary school education for the children of illegal immigrants.

#9 It is estimated that illegal aliens make up approximately 30 percent of the population in federal, state and local prisons and that the total cost of incarcerating them is more than $1.6 billion annually.

#10 The federal government actually has a website that teaches immigrants how to sign up for welfare programs once they arrive in the United States.

#11 The Obama administration recently introduced the very first “unmanned” border station along the Texas-Mexico border.

#12 The Obama administration has sued individual states such as Arizona that have tried to crack down on illegal immigration.

#13 According to the FBI, there are approximately 1.4 million gang members living in our cities.  Illegal immigration has been one of the primary factors that has fueled the growth of these gangs.

#14 As I have written about previously, there are only about 200 police officers assigned to Chicago’s Gang Enforcement Unit to handle the estimated 100,000 gang members living in the city.

#15 Mexican drug cartels make approximately 6.6 billion dollars a year “exporting” illegal drugs to the United States.

#16 It is an open secret that Mexican drug cartels are openly conducting military operations inside the United States.  The handful of border patrol agents that we have guarding the border are massively outgunned and outmanned.

#17 According to the Justice Department’s National Drug Intelligence Center, Mexican drug cartels were actively operating in 50 different U.S. cities in 2006.  By 2010, that number had skyrocketed to 1,286.

#18 Overall, more than 55,000 people have been killed in drug-related violence in Mexico since 2006.  That same level of violence will eventually show up in major U.S. cities unless something dramatic is done about illegal immigration.

#19 It is being projected that the Senate immigration bill will bring 33 million more people to the United States over the next decade.

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We are sure he will fix it...

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knukles's picture

Philosophical question:  How does one tell the difference between being screwed without being kissed and a prostate "massage" thats hurts?

SoberOne's picture

Writing is on the wall.

TeamDepends's picture

Hey Valerie Jarrett:  FUCK YOU!!!!!!  Guess what?  It's payback payback time.  Let's ROLL!!!!!!!

smlbizman's picture

god dam volume isnt working....oh wait...

ACP's picture

All I hear between all the pops and buzzes is:


He really has this "blame everybody else" thing down.


ACP's picture

First Pravda reporter gives him a question + answer all in one...

"...why didn't you go to the border...or is this just all politics."


johngaltfla's picture

The two traitorous steaming piles of crap met today and said "let's fuck everyone" one more time....

Today was Hypocrisy Day: Governor Rick Perry and President Obama Demonstrate Why

bunzbunzbunz's picture

The dollar is getting replaced by bitcoin. Get some free at

pods's picture

The government put out a RFI in JANUARY for this. 

This is nothing more than a typical problem-reaction-solution bit to put through this immigration bill.

This is nothing more than dirty pool by the most transparent admin ever, using little Guatemalan kids as pawns.

Why is it again we toss in kiddie boppers in prison but this is A-motherfucking okay?


nmewn's picture

Correctamundo, they even knew approximately how many would be coming, around 65,000.

Ain't that sumpin? ;-)

pods's picture

It would not surprise me if they ordered those kids on Alibaba.


nmewn's picture

Me either, this has to the coldest, cruelest thing they've done so far and thats saying a lot.

Its one thing to openly lie and every adult with one remaining brain cell knows you're lying, its a completely different level of evil when they use kids to try and achieve political goals.

Greenskeeper_Carl's picture

True, but dont they always? Pretty much everything these days is 'for the children' It is a shame though. Our drug war turns these countries in to war torn hellholes, and the. We offer these people insane entitlements to risk their lives coming here, and use these kids as a political tool. Pretty sick. End the war on drugs and the welfare state and this problem takes care of itself.

bunzbunzbunz's picture

That is a pretty simplistic thought. Are you really that simple? If you think the welfare state deteriorates the economy, then how could ending it deter foreigners from emmigrating? I feel like you are missing some very simple logic when you think. Are you trying to say that under the table jobs will disappear if welfare is dissolved? I really doubt that. 

Please, help me understand your point.

johnnymustardseed's picture

Under Obama's administration, the U.S. has exceeded 2 million deportations. Obama's administration has deported more people than any other president's.

What's more, it took Obama's administration just over five years to exceed the 2 million deportations that took place under all eight years of President George W. Bush's administration, which set the previous record after ramping up deportations following the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

pods's picture


I'm sorry, I don't play the tit for tat game or the phoney left-right paradigm dance.

Can you look at THIS individual achievement of our government?

Do you find it odd that this influx of kids directly coincided with both the government planning their arrival (the RFI for their escorts) and an immigration fight?



nmewn's picture

I guess thats why La Raza sucks his dick every chance they get?

Like all things "government" they started counting ATEP removals as "illegal immigrants"...they're double counting:

"ICE Air Operations has provided transportation support to the Alien Transfer and Exit Program (ATEP). ATEP is a joint effort between ICE and CBP that allows for the transportation of aliens from an apprehending Southwest Border Patrol Sector for subsequent removal to Mexico through another Southwest Sector. The program is designed to deny, disrupt and dismantle the ability of alien smuggling organizations operating in the participating sectors. ATEP targets frequent recidivist illegal entrants, and other illegal aliens apprehended by CBP within the Laredo, Rio Grande Valley, and Tucson sectors."

All_Your_Base's picture

tardseed is the most apt troll moniker I have seen in a while

Otto Zitte's picture

Who told you that? The same people who told you unemployment is 6.9% and the recovery is mahvelous?

bunzbunzbunz's picture

Kay, youre the mostest bestest smart. You should making the statistics that are you think right. Please are you to tell me what are the correct numbers? I are to believe whatever you are saying.

drendebe10's picture

Please verify & document your claims. Otherwise your words are just spin and unsubstantiated allegations aka bulksh*t.

Bad Attitude's picture

Dear Leader has no intention of fixing this latest mess. He wants them to stay. These "children" will be turned loose across the US. The MS-13 gang members will terrorize our communities. Our kids in the schools and churches will be exposed to a host of diseases and parasites that were eradicated from the US decades ago.

Forward (over the cliff)!

TeamDepends's picture

So what you are saying is that this is a biological/biowarfare attack on this country by the sitting regime?  Are we reading you correctly?

TeamDepends's picture

SOS    SOS MAYDAY    MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knukles's picture

Well, you already know that one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse was Disease/Pestilence ...

bunzbunzbunz's picture

Religion makes you smart. is believing something regardless of any other faith makes you....ignorant??? Shit...what should I believe?

Mitzibitzi's picture

Has anyone superimposed the map of places they're dropping the 'asylum seekers' (or whatever the fuck the UN says we're supposed to call 'em now???) on a socio-economic map of the USA?

With particular interest on those overlapping areas that have both a large 'poor' population plus below average access to quality healthcare. Though obviously the last is pretty much everywhere unless you've got 4-figures to spend for an injection, thanks to Medical-Insurance-QE, or whatever you guys call the new health scam.... Unaffordable Lack Of Care Ass-rape?? Something like that.

sylviasays's picture

"Immigration is a big deal everywhere, but it's bigger in Texas."

ILLEGAL immigration is a big deal everywhere, but it's bigger in Texas and completely out of control in California.

There, fixed it for ya. 

j0nx's picture

I've spent lots of time in San Diego and LA and believe me when I tell you that those areas aint got shit on Northern Virginia when it comes to ratio per population of amounts of illegals. Northern Virginia/MD/DC by far has one of the highest numbers of Hispanics/illegals in the nation along with Miami and NYC. Sometimes I don't even feel like I'm in America anymore living here. I also know that there are probably another 50+k or so on the way here from the border as we speak. The jobs are here and in NYC so that's where they go. Not really rocket science...

lakecity55's picture

The Bath House would know, Knux.

drendebe10's picture

Lies, damn lies and more lies from the flapping lips of the arrogant narcissistic illegal kenyan muslim sociopathic liar in chief.

drendebe10's picture

Lies, damn lies and more lies from the flapping lips of the arrogant narcissistic illegal kenyan muslim sociopathic liar in chief.

Clint Liquor's picture

in 2012, Obama ordered Holder not to deport any of the 'dreamers' and guess what shows up on the border? Coincidence, of course.

knukles's picture

Gosh, that's cynical




Clint Liquor's picture

And what would Jesus do about this 'Humanitarian Crisis' on the border? Loaves and fishes for everyone.

knukles's picture

Yeah, a sorta Bevis and Butthead Party On solution.

f16hoser's picture

Nobody "Gives a Fuck" what the "Gay Prince" has to say. People who listen to Obama, should get a life. Obama is a big-fat-ZERO!!!

Stoploss's picture

We handle it ourselves. Possy up.

Temporalist's picture

Came across this and I think ZH needs to have a whistleblowers section and give the Whistleblower's Medal of Commendation Heart Award Trophy.  Or just a list of people with courage for the ZHers to thank them.


Ex-Swiss Banker Charged With Giving Data to WikiLeaks



Oh and I had to add:

NYPD: Terrorists looking at drone attacks..


I wonder who gave them that idea?


ajax's picture



@Temporalist: The Rudolf Elmer saga has been going on for a long time; here, for your pleasure, is the man himself


surf0766's picture

Is leaving the boarders wide open treasonous ?

Pure Evil's picture

Not in the North American Union.

lakecity55's picture

100%! And soon we will not have that nasty ole dollar, but shiny new "Ameros" to spend!

Government needs you to pay taxes's picture

Most criminal President ever.

surf0766's picture

A progressive doesn't like you speaking ill of Dear Leader.

knukles's picture

Most my Progressive acquaintances out here in the Great Peoples Land of Other People's Milk and Honey won't talk about Fearless anymore.
Like, uh, let's uh forget that uh, boy whadda nice day!

Rainman's picture

Y'all better get the Rosetta Stone out and get to work on that Spanish Second language tape