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Amazing Gartman Does It Again: "We Are Going Back To Being “Pleasantly” Long "
It has become clear that no price is too small to subsribe to Gartman's newsletter just to always, always, do the opposite of what is recommended.
From his July 10th letter to "clients"
SHARE PRICES AROUND THE WORLD HAVE MOVED HIGHER
following the release yesterday afternoon of the latest minutes from the FOMC which make it very clear that the Fed’s propensity to tighten monetary policy in the near future is near zero. We may have thought that the market was over-bought and due for a correction, but we are going back to being “pleasantly” long rather than market neutral for the Fed’s wind is at our back.
We are not quite as openly long of the market as we have been at times, but certainly we are considering being so given that we believe the Fed’s comments and we believe the Yellen Fed’s current philosophy.
In other news, sorry Tom Stolper: when it comes to reco fades you have now been officially eclipsed.
The new and undisputed all time champ:
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One word...WOW!
One word: MOOK!
This guy should be 'pleasantly' beheaded in front of the peasantry he's fucked, live on CNBShit.
I'd PAY to see that ! Throw in Kernen, and double the price !
kernan the reptile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnFmRmnBL4
Garman ... "Muppet Master"..........you piece of dog shit
Pay-per-view would make millions. Include Bernanke, Greenspan and many involved in the Federal Reserve in their fraudulent/treasonous behavior.
Hell No, save Dennis Fartman !
The hell with the Death Crosses, Hindenburg Omens, Tarrot Cards, chicken bones and finally technical analysis, Fartman is freaking money !!!
Trade the opposite of his every call and you can't lose !
Trade this clueless clown in for an illegal mexican kid at the border please. I bet you any more the Mexican kid knows more about finance than this clown.
Pure propaganda, nothing more.
The master.
Assclown extrodinaire.
Ok you made me do it. A "Blast" from the past:
Fartman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Zq2HzJH6s
He makes the Arsewhole shortlist
One word: Asswipe!!!
This guy has to be doing the opposite of what he says....
Gartman, enjoy being a brainless Fed whore, worthless fuk.
The Fed's wind is at your back?
That's akin to having your rapist breathe down your neck while he goes about his business of anally raping you.
SELL !!! SELL EVERYTHING NOWWWW !!!!!
What an idiot. The moment he panics out again is the time to BTFD.
given that we believe the Fed’s comments...
what a maroon
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Greatest contrarian indicator of ALL TIME
Such a tool
Tyler would u put DB stock on death watch already. i heard a rumor they are being taken off the NYSE and being added to the GDX
I find it curios that he doesn't. We get articles on stock like CYNK yet nothing on the price collapse of DB.
If Europe implodes Germany itself is in big trouble. These are all "interconnected" relationships and now that the idea of the EU has collapsed now comes the part where it in fact does.
Again I think there are names worth looking at here to buy...the folks who have blindly screaming at Joe Investor to buy have been absolutely obliterated by CNBC et al.
Having said that the energy boom remains intact inside the USA and indeed is expanding. There is a massive problem of law and order right now...and absolutely no one it seems who really cares about the massive violence that is now spiraling out of control inside the USA and inside Chicago in particular.
I think you're gonna get an annihilation politically come November as Sarah Palin and MSNBC all jump on the "STOP THE MADNESS!" bandwagon.
"A parting on the right...is now a parting on the left."
i know man - last weekend chicago 85 firearm casualties - only 16 from police. And america yawns.
you dont even read that shit coming outta Iraq. Well, until last month that was
Our old Canadian friend EKM predicted DB imploding "in a few months" at the beginning of the year -- Since he dissapeared / banished I miss him. I hope some of you guys that are smarter than me are making some money on the drop.
Blithering IDIOT. Fantastic contrary indicator. How is this guy still in business?
Never underestimate the stupidity of the American public, or as P.T. Barnum, or David Hannum put it: "there's a sucker born every minute".
Look at what he does, not what he says. What exactly does it mean "we are going back to being pleasantly long"? Is he lying? Who announces what they are going to do where algos can then front run you at will?
Not a fan, but what he says is just more noise. Need more signal.
he means that he has a pleasantly long C--- up his arse
He and Obama should hang out!! Everytime they open their mouths.....the opposite happens. Fuck off Gartman!!
Just confirming the top is in again Dennis? Thanks.
I shoulda been in the financial newsletter business, like a weather man, you can be wrong and still get paid!
edit. weatherman or politician
400 a month for priceless advice, where do I sign up?
Inquire here
and you'll soon be a believer just like Nigel Saperia of Glencore Commodities Ltd
"Simply the easiest way to get a snapshot view of what is happening in the world markets, and as a bonus, you make money if you follow the trading recommendations."
That wind at his back is the FED blowing a massive fart.
Doesn't pass the smell test.
hey gartman, a short primer on fedspeak:
contained = not contained
stability = they want volatility
resilience = there is no market, there is only the fed
etc. etc.
no charge bozo
He killed the AAPL rally when he pumped it on Monday afternoon's Fast Money episode. When the "King of Commodities" starts schilling tech stocks you know the fun is about to begin.
Apple? I haven't heard the blather idiot talking heads pontificating on Apple saving the economy with their new phone/craplet/watch in about...
fuck off and die gartman
Yes, yes...I KNOW he's a "trader". But his clients may not be and next time his stuff goes zero-bid in an abbreviated market plunge they won't be happy, either...
Who is crazy enough to subscribe to a newsletter from a guy who believes in the FED's comments?
I think he is the guy moving up the CYNK stock!
The dude is MONEY! Thanks Denny!
He's undressing me with his eyes, but I'm not sure which eye.
dumb fuck
It has woked for the past 20 years with only two brief interruptions. Why not?!
To create phantom wealth for the crony elitists and ensure retirement accounts have the money (if not the value) expected one does not need a printing press. All one needs is an inflatable asset or pseudo asset (stocks) and a buyer of last resort (the Fed). It is a very simple system... and the elitist cronies blindly and eagerly surrender their power and free will to those who multiply their fiats. Life is simple, no?
Correct, at least until the supply lines for essential commodities breaks...
then life gets really "simple" for the vast majority.
same as it ever was.
We mock him. Hmmm, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Gartman is a side show comedy act. Just roll with the humor.
Has this guy ever been right about anything in the past 5 years? I'm not being snotty; I only know about him through ZH. Seriously, with the things he's said why does anyone listen to him at all?
Naw, doesn't really trade, $ comes purely from newslettter subscr's and CNBC appearance fees. Just a sideline gum-chewing waterboy.
For him personally, "pleasantly long" means 50 shs of AAPL -- in his wife's IRA.
Gartman......... a clock with no hands.
a "yellen fed philosophy"? How is that different from any past fed philosophy?
Top's IN
Short the farm...............
Nailed it Dennis! Way to go, how do you do it man? Please tell me it's time to get short gold.
Knowing him he shorted gold last week.
Love it love it love it
Holy bat shit!
Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na FARTMAN!!
speaking of wind being released, both the Fed and Gartman are good at doing that a lot...
Since Dick Bove disappeared in a cloud of stink this guy seems to have taken his place.
Been there done that!
I think the wind is up his butt!
How does one say in Latin 'I am wrong therefore I exist'
Let Denis know so he can put it on his coat of arms
Ah, pleasantly long in ...... dong terms.
"Pleasantly Long" goes well with his pedo face. Ugh
Give Gartman a few hours, he'll change his position, like the direction of the wind.
PS: go see a dentist, your teeth are yellow from fluffing and semen intake.
An odd lot! Global Soverign Central Banks are LONG US$29 TRILLION in equities on behalf of all of us!
Shhh. Be quiet or the IRS, NSA will be after you. All kidding aside, good job. You figured it out.
+1000 green arrows
People pay him to lose money. Target those people for the worthless IPOs.
Geez ... seems like folks are daring the market to crash.
This is why the market sold off. Dennis went Tepper...
Soon, he will be pleasantly shocked.
Fucking retard!
In fairness to Gartman, a technical "buy" printed yesterday at 1969. It will be good.
Dennis do yourself a major favor and stop trying to figure out where the casino is going. They know ...you don't! Stick to short term momentum trade if u can!
At one time this guy used understand what was going on but his timing was always for shit. Now he doesnt understand what is going on and his timing is the same. Put a fork in him
up until now, gartman has been CORRECT.
buy buy buy. he was RIGHT!!!!!. if you listened to gartman and just bought anything and verything mindlessly, you would have done very well!
No he hasn't See his record on gold and everything else.
He has impecable timing - that is he always recommends buying when you should be selling - and he always recommends selling when you should be buying.
We need more people like Denis - because at the other end of every trade there needs to be a buyer or a seller.
And he is a natural born sucker.
Sign up for his newsletter - he will lead you to the slaughter.
SHORT ALCOA!!!
Gartman just blabla-ing about how great Alcoa has been.
"you might even make me interested in gold in dollar terms".
What kind of shit is this guy smoking???????
"I could be wrong, I've been wrong many times before"
Oh yeah? Really??
Denis must be having a hissy fit reading this. Yooo Hooo. Denis. What's the difference between you and a donkey?
Answer: a donkey has 4 legs - you have 2. Otherwise, nothing
Hey Denis -- which is harder -- gettting it Right 100% of the time -- or getting it Wrong 100% of the time?
And how long did you have to think about that before you realized the answer.
I hear when Dennis was a kid they used to call him Thick as a Brick Denis. Not to worry Denis, you can always get into politics when when your subscribers all go away
"It's always great to be Sean, Mel."