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Banker Suicides Return: JPMorgan Executive "Blasts Wife, Kills Self" With Shotgun
With Russia and China having briefly taken over the hub of global executive suicides, the sad trend has returned back to America. In what appears to the 15th financial services executive suicide this year, yet another JPMorgan Director took his own life. As IBTimes reports, Jefferson Township (New Jersey) police report that the Global Network Operations Center Executive Director, "Julian Knott, age 45, shot his wife Alita Knott, age 47, multiple times and then took his own life with the same weapon." They are survived by 3 teenage children...
JP Morgan executive director Julian Knott blasted his wife Alita to death with a shotgun before turning the gun on himself.
The 45-year-old, who worked for the investment bank in London until July 2010, shot his 47-year-old wife multiple times before committing suicide with the same weapon.
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Julian moved to the United States from London in 2010 and was working at JP Morgan's Global Network Operations Center in Whippany, New Jersey, at the time of the tragedy.
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Jefferson Township police, in New Jersey, confirmed on Sunday they had found two unconscious bodies at the Knotts' large suburban home at 1.12am.
A statement released on Tuesday added: "Through an extensive investigation conducted by the Jefferson Township Police Department, the Morris County Prosecutors Office and the Morris County Medical Examiner's Office the preliminary investigation has revealed that the two adults died as a result of gunshot wounds and the incident has been determined to be a murder/suicide.
"This preliminary investigation revealed that Julian Knott, age 45, shot his wife Alita Knott, age 47, multiple times and then took his own life with the same weapon."
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Photos of the couple painted a picture of a content family life. Beneath the 2012 photo of Julian carrying his wife on the beach, a friend commented, "Always acting like newlyweds."
College student daughter Kayleigh, who along with her two teenage brothers survive their parents, used social media site Instagram to pay tribute to her mum and dad.
"Although I am heartbroken that they will never see me graduate college, will never be there to see me get married or to be grandparents for my children, I can still have my inner peace knowing that they are now stress-free in a much better place," she wrote.
"You never know what life is going to throw at you, but it is all part of a plan that is bigger than us all."
"So hug your families a little tighter tonight and count every little blessing because you never know what tomorrow will bring. Life is so incredibly beautiful and I can't wait to see what the world has in store for me. Rest in Peace Mummy and Daddy, stay close," she added.
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This is the 15th financial services exective death in recent months...
1 - William Broeksmit, 58-year-old former senior executive at Deutsche Bank AG, was found dead in his home after an apparent suicide in South Kensington in central London, on January 26th.
2 - Karl Slym, 51 year old Tata Motors managing director Karl Slym, was found dead on the fourth floor of the Shangri-La hotel in Bangkok on January 27th.
3 - Gabriel Magee, a 39-year-old JP Morgan employee, died after falling from the roof of the JP Morgan European headquarters in London on January 27th.
4 - Mike Dueker, 50-year-old chief economist of a US investment bank was found dead close to the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in Washington State.
5 - Richard Talley, the 57 year old founder of American Title Services in Centennial, Colorado, was found dead earlier this month after apparently shooting himself with a nail gun.
6 - Tim Dickenson, a U.K.-based communications director at Swiss Re AG, also died last month, however the circumstances surrounding his death are still unknown.
7 - Ryan Henry Crane, a 37 year old executive at JP Morgan died in an alleged suicide just a few weeks ago. No details have been released about his death aside from this small obituary announcement at the Stamford Daily Voice.
8 - Li Junjie, 33-year-old banker in Hong Kong jumped from the JP Morgan HQ in Hong Kong this week.
9 - James Stuart Jr, Former National Bank of Commerce CEO, found dead in Scottsdale, Ariz., the morning of Feb. 19. A family spokesman did not say whatcaused the death
10 - Edmund (Eddie) Reilly, 47, a trader at Midtown’s Vertical Group, commited suicide by jumping in front of LIRR train
11 - Kenneth Bellando, 28, a trader at Levy Capital, formerly investment banking analyst at JPMorgan, jumped to his death from his 6th floor East Side apartment.
12 - Jan Peter Schmittmann, 57, the former CEO of Dutch bank ABN Amro found dead at home near Amsterdam with wife and daughter.
13 - Li Jianhua, 49, the director of China's Banking Regulatory Commission died of a sudden heart attack
14 - Lydia _____, 52 - jumped to her suicide from the 14th floor of Bred-Banque Populaire in Paris
15 - Julian Knott, 45 - killed wife and self with a shotgun in Jefferson Township, New Jersey
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Knott a good sign for this month.
why knott?
Still knott enough.
what a waste of great legs.
"sad trend"? That's a typo right?
'lil Kayleigh: "my folks died. Life is so beautiful!"
Fake Dad Mr. Lanza talking about how he wishes his fake son Adam Lanza was never born to orchestrate a fake shooting.
Another one bites the sand, and another one does and another one does...
When you are a banker sand is so much more chique than common man dust...
I still want Jaimie to blow himself up with a shotgun or nailgun is even better. I hope the doc that does the surgery on him uses that surgical staple gun with exuberance.
Too bad about the wife and I truly feel sorry for the children. At least the bankster did the right thing and off'ed himself. Let's hope his compadres follow his example.
A man is stuck in traffic. He asks a police officer about the hold-up and he replies: "The head of the Bank Of England is so depressed about the economy he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. So we're taking up a collection for him." The man asks: "How much have you got so far?" The policeman replies: "About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
A London banker dies in poverty and so his local pub decides to raise funds for his funeral. One day a man walks into the pub and is asked to donate 20p for the fund. "What's it for?" he asks, and the landlord tells him. So he reaches into his pocket, hands him a £5 note and says, "Here, go and bury 25 of them."
'What's the difference between a dead cat on the motorway and a dead banker on the motorway? There are skidmarks around the cat."
Now that was fucking funny.
What's the difference between a dead bankster and a dead attorney?
Who cares!
tell me robbie parker is going to deliver the eulogy...
Their daughter sounds like a freak! Either she killed them or daddy shoulda just killed her off and gone on with his life. Seems obvious she surely doesn't care all that much for some reason. *psycho*
her dad was a banker at JPM what do you expect? "Mummy and daddy?" WTF?
Hmm...
There IS a name that keeps repeating in that list however: JP Morgan...
^.^
Somewhere "stress free"? Honey, they're now EVERYTHING free. They're gone.
What a DAMNED ODD goodbye comment. And on Instagram? This whole story has "ick factor" all over it, and I don't just mean the blood and guts.
These people ain't right.
Bankers raising detached psycopathic children?
Yeah, she'll be sportin' the iced latte at the funeral
'lil Kayleigh: "my folks died. Life is so beautiful!"
That means, "Yeah. Thanks Mummy and Daddy. I cannot wait to get my hands on the inheritance. It is party time."
Wait until she finds out that there is not an inheritance and all that they left to the kids is a pile of unpayable debts...
Still looks to me like pawns are being sacrificed to ensure they don't reveal the king's secrets. For all we know he could have been a decent guy (for a banker) who happened to "know too much." I think murder-suicide is FAR less likely than murder-murder by a pro hired to make it look like murder-suicide.
It does feel like there is an important piece of information missing here... This one isn't over... It just doesn't feel right... And your words "less likely" are a good qualifier... This will be in the Globe some day...
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This is NJ - so the kids may owe money in their inheritance tax. The famly bought the house about 2 months ago and it was sold to them for $600,000.
I've got a really big belt. Keep the notches coming. (But keep the innocent family members out of the equation.)
strange indeed because this means they raised their kids with no Biblical sense of Judgment aftwards. kill your wife and yourself and still go to heaven. now if we only had some guarantee of this.. or that. but, where is the fear of the unknown? at least some people at least try to die with a clean conscience.
Your state after death will be identical to your state before birth, it really isn't that hard
heh, you're not that far off. this life is a test however, a few pass.
On what evidence do you base this claim?
Maybe the test is to suppress your animal instinct to reproduce and only these people pass the test.
Maybe the test is to be compassionate and not harm any being that can sense pain or fear so only vegetarians pass the test.
Maybe the test is to shun all modern luxuries so only the Amish pass the test.
Maybe the test is gain the most power so only the dictators pass the test (Hey, who knows how the universe works, maybe warriors are being chosen).
Maybe the test is to avoid group think so all thesists fail the test (Maybe the universe is looking for free thinkers so bibles have been planted on the earth to test how well people can think critically).
Maybe the test is to uncover the truth of the universe via scientific pursuit so only scientists pass the test.
Maybe there is no test whatsoever.
It's an illusion johansen.
You cannot possibly know if there is a test and even if there was, what the test is, who the time keeper and adjudicator is.
You cannot possibly know if there is a test and even if there was, what the test is, who the time keeper and adjudicator is.
No. Perhaps it is "YOU [who] cannot possihbly know."
Why don't you ask Him to reveal Himself? Take that small step of faith and ask.
You may be shocked at just what you CAN possibly know.
Are you fearful of that?
Fear doesn't come into it, fear is not even something I remotely consider.
How do I ask him to reveal himself to me? Do I recite the words in my head? Do I shout it from a rooftop?
The thing is TT, I am being brutally honest. but I suspect theists are so wrapped up in the words of the bible that they've forgotten what it is to think freely and objectively.
In what form does god reveal homself to you? If I am standing next to you and god reveals himself to you can I see him to? I'm not trying to be funny or insulting by the way, I'm trying to point out how our of use of language becomes so corrupted that it clouds the disussion. When you say reveal, I assume you don't mean in an optical sense, that is, such that you can physically see him?
Yes, I have physically seen Jesus Christ. I know that's a very tall order but i will also say this, i have also seen many other things, some of which have happened, some of which i am waiting for, others have partly manifested in real life because i feared they would happen. that last part keeps me up at night.
when you talk about seening God, that part is so personal i don't even know how to describe it. if God manifests in a visual way, who am i to say that other ways are deception? this is the ultimate test. you have a longing for somethign more, but you withold because its too personal, too crazy, etc, etc.
OK, fair enough, you've physically seen jesus. Can you describe the sighting. Did jesus have the same tangible form of a human being like your brother or sister? I mean, flesh and blood tangible. Was the sighting more like an apparition, ghost like that appeared in the physical world, floating above the ground? Did jesus appear the same as portrayed in literature?
Let me share something johansen. I have had the most remarkable experiences with lucid dreaming. I am talking off the charts incredible, beyond imagination. Full out of body sensations fully controlled in a conscious manner. I can't begin to describe one experience in Seattle when I realised I was asleep and dreaming and then thought to myself, awesome, I'm going to fly over Seattle to have a look. The emerging from the body, in the room where I was sleeping, floating down the hall way, out the back door and then zooming up over the stand of pines trees in the backyard. Incredible, breath taking stuff. was I really out of body, in the physical world. NO. I was in an altered state of consiousness drawing on memories to paint the surrounds. You would describe this as astral travelling, I would describe it as a extremely potent form of dreaming.
That's the difference between us. I accept the limitations of my brain and know full well in advance the brain can play some very devious tricks and what occurs inside the brain does not necessarily have any bearing on the external physical world. Oh, and by the way, I tested categorically the outer of body expertience by getting my partner to write a number on a piece of paper and place the piece of paper on a pelmet in the lounge room. I figured if I was leaving my body in a physical sense I could float up and read the number on the paper. No luck unfortunately even though I got very proficient at lucid dreaming for sometime.
I was not asleep at the time.
I had one and only one experience at lucid dreaming. it ended the moment i was lucid enough to realize i can go find something to have sex with. i woke up half way through something i won't describe, other than to say a friend fo mine had a similar experience.
It's hardly a convincing portrayal. Why do you trust what you saw? Was it an hallucination?
Yes, I have physically seen Jesus Christ. I know that's a very tall order but i will also say this, i have also seen many other things, some of which have happened, some of which i am waiting for, others have partly manifested in real life because i feared they would happen. that last part keeps me up at night.
when you talk about seening God, that part is so personal i don't even know how to describe it. if God manifests in a visual way, who am i to say that other ways are deception? this is the ultimate test. you have a longing for somethign more, but you withold because its too personal, too crazy, etc, etc.
The notion of justice after death, I understand the need, believe me, I do. It's just cockamamie though, it's an illusion we chose to live under because it makes life seem more bearable. It is a very poor substitute for reality though because while we defer action to some invisible grey bearded sky man after death, we fail to act to stamp out injustice in the present.
There have been hundreds of thousands if not millions of very, very nasty human beings who have lived a fullfilling and happy life - just at the expense of those unfortunate to be in their presence. Molecules come together under instruction from DNA to build Vlad the Impaler who lives in oppulence, destroys other life in the most horrific and barbarous manner, then dies. The molecules that formed him at the time of his death, disperse back into the environment. He ceases to exist. His DNA is passed to his children to continue the cycle.
Does anyone seriously think Vlad the Impaler still exists in some form in some other dimension suffering eternal damnation. What would be the point? Wouldn't it be better for everyone concerned if he just ceased to exist. when you start drilling into the claims made by the bible it just all breaks down as being really silly.
"justice" (in human terms) is an illusion. ask for forgiveness. that's the test essentially, can you seek it, and ask for it.
Forgiveness for what?
I didn't chose to be born, I just was.
If I am here because of some supreme all powerful creator I'll be buggered if I am going to live in a constant state of fear and bow and scrape to something I have never seen, who set the initial conditions and who then wants me to apologise and ask for forgiveness for what takes place.
Come on mate, this is childish beyond comprehension.
What sort of life is that?
I could also claim, very cynically, that jesus died on the cross for our sins, so we're all golden.
Hey, I didn't make the rules, this is what the bible claims. He died on the cross for our sins.
Why not be an asshole all your life then ask for forgiveness at the pearly gates, that's what the mafia does.
If I don't sin then jesus's death on the cross was in vain.
If I ever hear a voice in my head that I can be certain isn't a result of a malfunctioning brain I will be the first to admit I am wrong and drop to the figurative feet of our great leader.
at the limit of threaded replies here. all i can say is seek and you will find. so far, most of what i've found is deception, but the subject matter is very damming so to speak. i do not believe it is hard to find absolute truth in this universe, but the signal to noise ratio is very, very low.
This is so tragic. He was doing God's work so the rest of us wouldn't have to. And like a good banker, he was probably an Obama supporter, too. My heart is so broken right now. Can we raise taxes on everyone except us public employees to pay for his funeral services?
I just saw a comment disappear ...poooof
I remember back in the day when it was supposed to be the Repubes who were asshole buddies with the banks, but the reality was the same then as it is now: Demotards can be bought for the same price as the Repubes.
JPM Life Insurance must be nice, even with a suicide.
are you here all week?
What do you call 50 dead bankers at the bottom of the Hudson?
A good start.
Q. Why do bankers wear neckties.
A. So their foreskins can't come up and suffocate them
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes..
And doesn't Obama have a shot gun?
If only...
"I don't think you trust, in my, self-righteous suicide."
SOAD
and I can take or leave it
if I please ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
Joe Biden- "just step outside and give your wife a couple of blasts."
Yes..A couple of blasts with that shitgum and all your troubles are gone.
He should talk to Uncle Joe.
It will be his only chance at the POTUS position.
What about it Joe?
Nice job negotiating in the middle east by the way.........
No Joe not New Jersey and Virginia, the other middle east.
Three loud rim-shots for Latina Lover !!!
A Day In The Life
It's the weather...
Nahh.. It's sanity
It only makes you go crazy.
"there is no sannity clause" - groucho
It is those damned shitgums.
That shitgum must've jumped off of the tble and killed the Bankster and his wife. It is the shitgum's fault.
Now Biden will want to ban shitgums.
Another One Bites the Dust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
I hear the latest technique for doing surgery on banker brains is to re-connect the skin around the throat with 16 pennyweight framing nails, because otherwise the positive air pressure from the blowhard's vocal cords causes the flap to fly open. You know, the nails used for 2x4s?.
Yep, the downside of no self control related to social media.
Turn everything off and grieve. Otherwise you will be sorry.
Later you can surface and post selfies about your beautiful life that is full of promise.....
Seriously? " life is so beautiful" It almost seems like she knows she'll be visiting them down in the cayman islands where they've recently retired! Wonder if Jersey is 2 vagrants shy lately. Shotguns can be VERY messy. Mongo's last 3 Halloween pumpkins can attest!
Police said it was a murder/suicide because they found two dead bodies and a gun in the room. Nice investigation, must have interrupted the intensive investigation of Corzine to do this. Looks like this guy was working in the dark pool office of JPM.
Standard practice; whenever you find two dead bodies and a gun, it's always a murder suicide. Standbye for the obligatory windstorm from the media pundits about how "guns kill people"; and "why do people need guns?". Gag me with a toilet brush; I'm going on Vacation to Austria this Fall; can't come soon enough.
Kill two birds with one stone, no pun intended.
1. Eliminate a loose end if the bodies were indeed them, and..
2. Reinforce how 'guns kill people'.
Inherit much?
It's all part of a greater plan---there at peace in a better place--- ideation that went out of fashion with the Enlightenment in 1790; Religious Bullshit. Welcome to the new age of en-darkenment; America the Land of the Stupid where 40% of the public believe Jesus is alive in the sky and cares what they did today. Beam me up Scotty; there's not enough intelligent life on this planet.
You do know that Scotty isn't really up there either, don't you?
Yes, I do; thank you. It's an "expression".
Skateboarder:
Yeah, I thought that was odd too.
Mom's had her head blowed off by Dad. I'd better log on to Instagram right away.
"Although *I* am heartbroken that they will never see *me* graduate college, will never be there to see *me* get married or to be grandparents for *my* children, *I* can still have *my* inner peace . . ."
It's all about me!
She is in for one hell of a rude awakening...
When narcissism meets reality then reality generally wins.
WAH WAH WAH... My Banker BONUS Was Only $6.8 Million This Year... O O O O >>>BLAST<<< O O O O
sometimes ebony and ivory dont live in perfect harmony
Now that there is funny.......spit'n shit on your keyboard funny....fuck this site is not priceless, spent over $500 on keyboards since arriving....as laughter is the best medicine its worth it.
Stackers...+100
That woman looks like Michele ............. nah
I would worry about structural integrity
especially if ebony was off-key once too often. That aside...
I know way too many guys who admit to being mere "meal tickets" for their wife's lifestyle and security. The kids then become tools for leverage & blackmail, to maintain said lifestyle. "Supporting" them is a 1-way street, it seems. Even for the most ardent 'feminists'.
Welcome to the New 'Merica, where Consumerism, Media and Lawyers run the show. As decreed by the Globalists.
LOL
Shit goes on because it's tolerated. I mock and laugh at your dick less gutless friends.
I know guys that work the swing shift 21 turns 70-90 hours per week and have a net of a few hundred dollars in their weekly pay.
Funny o funnies I'm positive in some cases the kids they bleed for aren't even theirs.
Hey, did you know that blue eyes or lack thereof are not the only tell da kid ain't yours? Did ya? If not, why not?
Truth is shit goes on 'cause most men in reality aren't men. The Epic Irony is - if they were men of the old school attitude of "I will not conform or be your slave" they wouldn't find themselves divorce raped to begin with.
I salivate at the "I'm divorcing you" BS - got my shit on Ready 5 and I'll rise like a Pheonix somewhere way south.
But being a bit above the average social intelligence I made the wise choice to marry a non - Amurikan.
Although YMMV I recommend you do the same...and always be ready to walk.
Until she divorces you because now she's got her green card. LOL
Sorry, couldn't help myself. You walked right into that. :)
Heh, divorce is always a possibility.
And she has zero desire to be a Amurikan Cibizen; being from Singapore she LOLs at Amurika and the ignorance of the average dullard that thinks da USSA is so superior to all else.
My description of the USSA as a Third-World nation with a first world infrastructure always gets a laugh.
Hmm, Singapore. Doesn't worship Mur'ca. That makes complete sense. Even if you married a bimbo bombshell asian she's still an asian, which means even an idiot in that culture has a 130-140 IQ.
They must think that most of us Mur'cans have IQ's closer to gibbons than theirs. And they'd be right.
Come on Stackers, mixed couples are superior in every way, at least that's what MSN/Jewllywood tries to shove down our throats. Why, just look at what a lovely couple OJ and Nichole were, wait a minute.....
Gave you a green for your recognizing the planned breeding program of whites and blacks - encouraged in every form of media and obvious to the pony of hilarity once you're sensitized to look for it.
The failure in your post is assuming that white / black is the only combination; in fact, seeing the human offal that represents the average white woman in Amurika the prudent White man bent on marriage would do well to consider ... Any South American or Asian.
DAMMIT!! Another two people that wern't on my top 20 list!!!
It is a sad trend. These banksters need to not be taking innocent people with them.
No one is innocent
Children are innocent.
Then there are degrees of complicity. To what degree are you complicit?
Your degree of complicity and your level of participation is up to you as it is your choice.
Gotta tell ya' the daughter's text/e-mail probably makes her a person of interest. Just seems so very odd and without remorse, sadness, loss....
great legs.
Just getting into banking a bit early, that is all.
Beat me to the punch knuks. Worst letter to dead parents ever. Sounds like it was written by MSM.
prob written by the devil himself.
multiple shotgun blasts to the wife? i dunno but almost all of these deaths are extremely suspicious. nailgun to the head for fucks sake lol gimmie a break
or gene rosen
how many gunshots did the guy get?
not sure. but i would guess 10 self inflicted gunshotwounds about the head and upper torso. you know, standard suicide stuff.
It sounds like it was written by the most self-centered little shit ever.
You're living in the times. You've met the parents. What were you expecting, Mother Jones?
Can't wait for the InstaGram selfie, casket side.
This entire generation's mental content was written by the MSM. LIterally. Every thought in their heads was put there by the idea merchants.
Packagized, packetized, commodified life stories.
"....his insurance policy will be donated towards Jamie's cancer fighting bills"
Regards,
JPM
Permanent solution to a temporary problem.
The collapsing economy is not temporary. Life will be abysmal and dismal on the other side if you live through it.
The impending abysmal environment left will be that way for Centuries.
It is just one solution of many.
Of course it may just be a setup and the parents may be in the Caymans...
These crooks have exit strategies.
Of course a Nuke targeted to the Caymans, post collapse, will take care of any loose ends.
I just read that! Where have I been??? Throat cancer!
Yaaahooooooo!!! Now he gets to explain himself to "the man" once that shit ravages his banker body. Is anyone here a medical doctor and if so can you tell me if human medicine works on bankers?
First thing I noticed was the remark made by the daughter...very odd.
It doesnt take much to hire some gang bangers in Newark to take care of someone. I assume the daughter has some hood connections.
$50 and a couple of rocks ought to do it.
But they get to keep the 12ga.
Posted on Instagram and is all about "me", so are you really shocked....plus, it accelerates the inheritance.
Was it an Instagram post or Friendster? Maybe she wanted to get a lot of hits and add new friends.
Absolutely, because social media friends are the ones that you can absolutely rely on no matter how tough things get. All you have to do is announce that you're really down on your luck and your "friends" will email you tons of groceries.
In *jpeg form of course, but your in their thoughts, and that's what really counts, right?
Hashtag ineedparentskilled4insurancemonies
Whoever pulled the trigger was pissed at mom....multiple kill shots are almost always due to anger....real cops would be sweating the shit out of the daughter about now...
Three words: Ritualistic Satanic Abuse.
Now you're thinkin'.
Maskone -- I understand why you're receiving lots of red arrows yet it was, to be honest, the first thing I noticed in the photo -- I could have, of course, red arrowed you for daring to post that, though to be honest, I didn't.
@maskone909: "what a waste of great legs."
Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a guys who's tired of doing her. IOW... Great looks + Body ain't everything. In fact, as divorce stats show, it won't last long at all.
Great looks bestowed too early in life (before adulthood and emotional maturity) is more of a curse than a blessing, because attractive people aren't forced to develop their brains and personality in their Developmental years. The most grounded beauties are those from stable homes, and who became attractive in their late teens or twenties.
i agree. my wife wasnt popular in highschool or college because she cared more about learning than "skanks drink free" night at the local meat market. most of our popular friends are on their second or third failed marriage with a few illigetimate kids. we are the quiet, modest types. we take care of our families and keep a close but small circle of loyal peeps. we never had a facebook, and cant stomach the latest trends.
but i digress. i still think that doods wife had nice legs. i dont understand the down arrows but fuck it. to each is own
In general I notice the people who were most miserable in high school go on to become most successful (in many senses of the word) in life.
Don't apologize for the 'G" rating this site has become
I suggest that you get over it. Unless you're some troll of the masses that deserves daily abuse, you're gonna get down arrowed here from time to time.
Hell, I've been called a douche by a poster one day and then the next day we're having an exchange and it's like we're best friends. Water under the bridge. Fight Club members actually love taking punches from time to time, don't you remember that?
Ohh, the "you're a douche" comment probably resulted from my responding to one of his posts with "You're an idiot...." LOL
You can't be part of Project Mayhem, and hence Fight Club unless you WANT to take a punch once in a while.
His or hers ? Lol !
(I gave ya a thumbs up !)
His or hers ? Lol !
(I gave ya a thumbs up !)
WAH WAH WAH... My Banker BONUS Was Only $6.8 Million This Year... O O O O >>>BLAST<<< O O O O
The guy wodered in the operations center. He wasn't a banker ..... reading comp
exactly, Whippany NJ probably worked on how many milliseconds JPM could front run their clients by , what a noble career!
Klaas Knot?
BADUMM CHHHHH!
The good news is these people apparently grew a conscious. The bad news is they felt the only way out was suicide.
Hold tight wait till the party's over
Hold tight We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house
(Talking Heads)
hey hey, my my
West Ohio Arsonist Club's theme song right there.
I Heard they're working out of Detroit these days.
Jamie's Silver Lining....
JPM has good news too....
The multi 100million life insurance policies placed on him and his wife will ensure that Global Network Operations Center will be profitable for the year, and bonuses will be maxed for all remaining Directors.
Hugs from the Cancer Ward,
Jamie "Im richer than you" Dimond
Nothing would suprise me. Dr. Jim Willie said one of his subscribers works for JPM and Dimon does not have cancer. He is trying to bail out.
I was told its Herpes, he was known for being the life of Bathhouses' paartaay's
Herpes of the throat? That makes sense. Must have been a really really long central banker dick.
Just a rumor Carbone, but.....
(whisper'n) ..Joan says it was the "Wookie".
Recently saw Blythe with a bottle of gin on the Bowery. She was not looking too good. Mumbling something about "those stupid Swiss commodity traders." Someone ought to put her on "watch."
Lotsa, lotsa, peoples been handed their asses in a paper bag by "Stupid Swiss Commodity Traders"; who are; guess what? Not Stupid, a.) and have plenty of inside information b.).
Made Delancy St. look good that day?
Totally agree. That has to be put on YouTube when it happens.
Fuck a Nail Gun. hand me that 12 Gauge.
yeah, for swiftness a 12 gauge shotty will do it. Very messy though.
But ya still gotta give mad props for the creativity and balls to do it with a nail gun. Whether it was suicide or he was "suicided", someone gets the mad props for that one.
I'll tell ya...if that was really suicide then that dude was one tough sonofabitch...who could shoot themselves 8 times with a nail gun until they finally die from it??? LOL
Yeah...he was suicided...no doubt about it.
Is there a close order drill and manual of arms for nailguns?
Just ONCE, wouldn't one of these fuckers redeem him/herself by giving us an Edward Snowden-style treasure trove of banker information before they shoot/jump/nailgun?
What makes you think they weren't and then happened to get dead?
Would require conscious
Do you mean conscience?
Concious means awareness...