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Banker Suicides Return: JPMorgan Executive "Blasts Wife, Kills Self" With Shotgun

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With Russia and China having briefly taken over the hub of global executive suicides, the sad trend has returned back to America. In what appears to the 15th financial services executive suicide this year, yet another JPMorgan Director took his own life. As IBTimes reports, Jefferson Township (New Jersey) police report that the Global Network Operations Center Executive Director, "Julian Knott, age 45, shot his wife Alita Knott, age 47, multiple times and then took his own life with the same weapon." They are survived by 3 teenage children... 

As IB Times reports,

JP Morgan executive director Julian Knott blasted his wife Alita to death with a shotgun before turning the gun on himself.

 

The 45-year-old, who worked for the investment bank in London until July 2010, shot his 47-year-old wife multiple times before committing suicide with the same weapon.

 

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Julian moved to the United States from London in 2010 and was working at JP Morgan's Global Network Operations Center in Whippany, New Jersey, at the time of the tragedy.

 

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Jefferson Township police, in New Jersey, confirmed on Sunday they had found two unconscious bodies at the Knotts' large suburban home at 1.12am.

 

A statement released on Tuesday added: "Through an extensive investigation conducted by the Jefferson Township Police Department, the Morris County Prosecutors Office and the Morris County Medical Examiner's Office the preliminary investigation has revealed that the two adults died as a result of gunshot wounds and the incident has been determined to be a murder/suicide.

 

"This preliminary investigation revealed that Julian Knott, age 45, shot his wife Alita Knott, age 47, multiple times and then took his own life with the same weapon."

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Photos of the couple painted a picture of a content family life. Beneath the 2012 photo of Julian carrying his wife on the beach, a friend commented, "Always acting like newlyweds."

 

College student daughter Kayleigh, who along with her two teenage brothers survive their parents, used social media site Instagram to pay tribute to her mum and dad.

"Although I am heartbroken that they will never see me graduate college, will never be there to see me get married or to be grandparents for my children, I can still have my inner peace knowing that they are now stress-free in a much better place," she wrote.

"You never know what life is going to throw at you, but it is all part of a plan that is bigger than us all."

"So hug your families a little tighter tonight and count every little blessing because you never know what tomorrow will bring. Life is so incredibly beautiful and I can't wait to see what the world has in store for me. Rest in Peace Mummy and Daddy, stay close," she added.

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This is the 15th financial services exective death in recent months...

1 - William Broeksmit, 58-year-old former senior executive at Deutsche Bank AG, was found dead in his home after an apparent suicide in South Kensington in central London, on January 26th.

2 - Karl Slym, 51 year old Tata Motors managing director Karl Slym, was found dead on the fourth floor of the Shangri-La hotel in Bangkok on January 27th.

3 - Gabriel Magee, a 39-year-old JP Morgan employee, died after falling from the roof of the JP Morgan European headquarters in London on January 27th.

4 - Mike Dueker, 50-year-old chief economist of a US investment bank was found dead close to the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in Washington State.

5 - Richard Talley, the 57 year old founder of American Title Services in Centennial, Colorado, was found dead earlier this month after apparently shooting himself with a nail gun.

6 - Tim Dickenson, a U.K.-based communications director at Swiss Re AG, also died last month, however the circumstances surrounding his death are still unknown.

7 - Ryan Henry Crane, a 37 year old executive at JP Morgan died in an alleged suicide just a few weeks ago.  No details have been released about his death aside from this small obituary announcement at the Stamford Daily Voice.

8 - Li Junjie, 33-year-old banker in Hong Kong jumped from the JP Morgan HQ in Hong Kong this week.

9 - James Stuart Jr, Former National Bank of Commerce CEO, found dead in Scottsdale, Ariz., the morning of Feb. 19. A family spokesman did not say whatcaused the death

10 - Edmund (Eddie) Reilly, 47, a trader at Midtown’s Vertical Group, commited suicide by jumping in front of LIRR train

11 - Kenneth Bellando, 28, a trader at Levy Capital, formerly investment banking analyst at JPMorgan, jumped to his death from his 6th floor East Side apartment.

12 - Jan Peter Schmittmann, 57, the former CEO of Dutch bank ABN Amro found dead at home near Amsterdam with wife and daughter.

13 - Li Jianhua, 49, the director of China's Banking Regulatory Commission died of a sudden heart attack

14 - Lydia _____, 52 - jumped to her suicide from the 14th floor of Bred-Banque Populaire in Paris

15 - Julian Knott, 45 - killed wife and self with a shotgun in Jefferson Township, New Jersey

 

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Thu, 07/10/2014 - 12:52 | 4943877 q99x2
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Movin movin movin. Keep dem banksters jumpin.

Putin.

Harvard school of economics should have a prerequisite of diving.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 12:57 | 4943907 Glass Seagull
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Average age of 46.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:00 | 4943926 Gringo Viejo
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After reading the daughter's statement, I'm assured that dad was able to pass on his sociopathic gene to plague another generation of normal, caring human beings.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:28 | 4944068 Temporalist
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She's probably on the gov. approved teacher prescribed happy candy.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:42 | 4944124 Van Halen
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Second fantastic comment today on this thread alone. You guys are on fire. Banker suicides really seem to bring out the creativity in you folks!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:57 | 4944187 dontgoforit
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Suicide is painless.  It's the remnants that get you.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:08 | 4945399 Frankie Carbone
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It's not too often that we get good news on ZH. So we're all feeling a bit jocular right now, that's all. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:01 | 4943929 Itchy and Scratchy
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Breaking out on a chart on big volume!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:01 | 4943934 Sudden Debt
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Perfectly normal to kill your wife and yourself when there's trouble at work....

Nothing justifies that. And if you kill others because you're depressed makes you a coward and I hope he goes to hell.

If you want to kill yourself, do it in a forest somewhere where you don't bother anybody, don't make a mess and leave everybody else at peace.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:10 | 4945411 Frankie Carbone
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Sudden Debt: "I hope he goes to hell". 

Dude?? What's with the doubt? He's fucking banker for Christ's sake. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:02 | 4943935 Cthonic
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Insurance bonus for JPMorguen

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:05 | 4943958 potato
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This should only be touted to show that criminal scumbags are well-represented among the ranks at financial institutions. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:09 | 4943979 MachoMan
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"Although I am heartbroken that they will never see me graduate college"

Yes, probably because you no longer need to waste your time in college after the will gets probated/trustee starts doling out the loot.  I wouldn't go either.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:12 | 4943984 Snoopy the Economist
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>Nailgun contractors handy work.

>Suicide (because ... if he didn't then the kids would get it too).

 

The wife knew too much?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:55 | 4944180 dontgoforit
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Bad timing?  Or no other choice?  What's an assassin to do?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:10 | 4943986 Ariadne
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I'm not a doomer. That's a doomer.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:13 | 4943997 MassDecep
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What was his job at JP? I mean what does a JP Morgan executive director do?

Could he have been murdered?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:17 | 4944021 Sandmann
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He probably knew which sauna Obama uses

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:18 | 4944026 overmedicatedun...
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to add to this solemnity of this thread for your edification:

"A high-priced prostitute injected a married Google executive with a fatal dose of heroin before callously stepping over his dying body to finish her glass of wine, police have revealed.

Alix Tichelman, 26, was arrested on Friday in the death of Forrest Hayes, a 51-year-old father-of-five and former Apple exec, aboard his yacht in Santa Cruz, California last November.

Tichelman, who met her clients through a website called Seeking Arrangement, had exchanged texts and emails with Hayes and met with him a few times before the deadly November 26 "encounter.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2685918/Prostitute-injected-married-Google-executive-lethal-dose-heroin-board-yacht-coldly-stepping-dying-body-finish-glass-wine.html#ixzz374WMq6nD

all in all I guess this is a warning to the .01% AND can we hear a ZH hurrah for the ms tichelman.

repost but what the hell.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:47 | 4944142 Van Halen
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If you kill a Google exec, do you get double bonus for killing an NSA exec too?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:53 | 4944172 dontgoforit
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Relax.  They're keeping us safe from ourselves.  Like bankers.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:12 | 4944267 RafterManFMJ
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 high-priced prostitute...fatal dose of heroin 

Well, at least he died happy. 

Really puts a dent in those 'Whores are salt of the Earth people' we see Hollywood pushing though.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:29 | 4944356 Dublinmick
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Time to ban heroin .... oh wait

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:25 | 4944326 zaphod42
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According to the story, he was a "family man" who enjoyed spending time with his family.  

Yeah...  She was like a daughter to him.

Craig

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:35 | 4944385 SAT 800
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He had a yachit in Santa Cruz, and he needed a prostitute? WTF. I've been in Santa Cruz on my 39' Schooner; it was years ago; but the last thing I needed was a prostitute. You need a stick to keep the bikini models off the deck. Once you anounce that you're on the way to Baja for the Winter they line up for the talent selection. Very difficult to imagine why he thought he needed a prostitute; maybe that was because he thought he needed some heroin; cause she was part of the "demimode"; but Why The Fuck did he think he needed any heroin? The people who need heroin are the ones who don't have Yachts in Santa Cruz. Very weak minded dude; if you ask me.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:27 | 4945005 Peanut Butter E...
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'Forrest Hayes will be remembered above all as a loving husband and father. More than anything else he enjoyed spending time with his family at home and on his boat,' according to a January obituary.

Lol, here is what I think Forrest Hayes will be remember by:
Forrest Hayes will be remembered above all as a John who got fucked by a prostitute and killed by heroin injection a typical outcome for druggie. More than anything else he enjoyed fucking with prostitutes instead of really loving his wife and family. Oh and he got screwed by a smart y-gen youngling and died on the boat.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 23:39 | 4946201 medium giraffe
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"A high-priced prostitute injected a married Google executive with a fatal dose of heroin before callously stepping over his dying body to finish her glass of wine, police have revealed."

 

It does seem callous, but that Chateau Lafite du Rothschild vintage is some good shit.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:13 | 4943999 bbq on whitehou...
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Bankers never kill themselves. Its not in the profile. These people are the biggest douchbags in the long sad history of douchbags.
Some become assholes but that is rare and only after getting to that position by being a bigger douchbag and anyone else that table. Assholes come later in the life cycle after you cleaned up all the smelly shit you start your own for other douchbags to clean up.

Bankers are wacked. Just to be clear.

Found that NSA B too in "windows session manager" too. Guess i hit a nerve.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:49 | 4944153 Van Halen
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You now, BBQ, I gotta agree. I never met a banker who wasn't a self-centered uncaring, step on anyone on their way to the top, motherfucking asskisser of the highest order. I find it odd that so many of them are having doubts on the lucrative lives they chose to live.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:14 | 4945427 Frankie Carbone
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If the public ever wakes up to the real truth about banking they'll kill themselves faster than the mob can smash in the front window of their mansions. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:16 | 4944018 Sandmann
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If the NRA would get out of the picture and let us Ban Bankers less of this would happen.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:31 | 4944076 bbq on whitehou...
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The NRA is not your friend, sold out. Anyway they will be happy with 30% of there current sales. Mostly target and clay.
They are all in the big club. Let me know when "right to bare" means anything i can carry i aught to carry.
Still people grasp at that last straw knowing they are all short straws.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:16 | 4945436 Frankie Carbone
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NRA is controlled opposition put there to give people a sense that someone is fighting for them. 

Look at two key hints: 

1. They concede gun rights when the GOA and 2nd Amendment Foundation refuse to. 

2. They sold out Ron Paul.

I'm done with them. It's GOA now. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:21 | 4944029 Chuck Knoblauch
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This executive was in charge of smuggling assets out of the country.

He knew where the skeletons are/were buried.

He had to be killed.

A dangerous business to be in.

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:20 | 4944039 Smiley
Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:20 | 4944040 Salsipuedes
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Death seems to be becoming a more joyous and celebratory event these days. It's like my boss at Internatuonal Galactic tells me: "Death brings us all together!"

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:30 | 4944049 homiegot
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I'm gonna start selling shotguns as stress-relievers. Very effective.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:38 | 4944395 SAT 800
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Well, you're not going to get many come-backs from dis-satisfied customers; that's for sure.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:23 | 4944052 Double.Eagle.Gold
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"Global Network Operations"

 

THe guy was a computer operations geek, how-the-fuck does that make him a Banker?????

 

To me this looks like a geek gone mad. The daughters comments about stress & depression indicate this was a known condition, had nothing to do with the sociopath's that run Financial Markets.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:34 | 4944091 NOTaREALmerican
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Banking IT is a tough job,  VERY tough.   High stress,  long hours,  attention to deals,  constantly arguing with people over philosophical minutia...     tough tough job.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:20 | 4944294 RafterManFMJ
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Cry me a fuckin' river. You don't like it? Quit!

Boo fuckin' hoo.

Hey, you know a tough job? Getting those bits of skull out of the wallpaper and carpet while cleaning up a murder-suicide. It's tough. Stressful. Attention to details. Constantly arguing over rotting, organic minutia. Tuff tuff job.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:31 | 4944074 Itchy and Scratchy
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Can we assume democrat?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:43 | 4944089 bbq on whitehou...
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Name 3 things that you support that all democrats support. Name 3 things you support on the Republican side that all repubicans support.
Now are they the same things?
Ya. Well now you know.
Ill name them:
Right to: independent lifestyle. No borg, assimulated lifestyle.
Right to: Not outlaw or harm others, as long as they dont harm you in the course of your life-lifestyle.
Right to: live as long as my living will do no harm to you or your style of life.
How about giving: "I dont give a shit, as long as you dont give a shit." a chance.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:51 | 4944437 insanelysane
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Dude, and I am only calling you dude because it is the only explanation I have for your stupidity.  

Dems and Repubs don't believe in any of the things you listed.  They want control.  Being in power is no fun if you don't control.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:31 | 4944078 LFMayor
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Shout out to all you harpies, nags and scolds out there.  You've heard of the shotgun wedding, now introducing the shotgun divorce.  Bitches.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:32 | 4944082 fishwharf
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I feel for the kids.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:35 | 4944094 Chuck Knoblauch
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The Company will provide.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:39 | 4944113 LFMayor
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Yeah, they didn't even get shot, just got some big ass policy payouts and no one to tell them to turn off the xbox and go to bed.  How about you bake them a cake and then we can take one of those great big bed sheet sized "cheques" over to them, you know. like publisher's clearinghouse used to present to the lucky winners.

hell, we can get a hot air balloon and everything.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:00 | 4944208 Canucklehead
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...That daughter doesn't "feel" a thing... 

Your parents die from a murder/sucide and you use Instagram?  Rest in Peace?  Stay Close?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 21:47 | 4945955 MsCreant
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What if JP Morgan is "managing" her? 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:34 | 4944083 Chuck Knoblauch
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Who would suspect an IT geek, who works for JPM, of being a smuggler?

That's absurd!

He looks like he was in great shape.

Did he have any military/intel training?

:)

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:14 | 4944531 dontgoforit
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Aha!  Mossad!  In New Jersey.....     damn, fellas, sounds like an Austin Power movie.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:35 | 4944093 Son of Captain Nemo
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The "good" and "bad" of this bit of news for another JPM'er biting the dust in an untimely fashion...

Good:  At least it wasn't as obvious with a "nail gun" to the back of the head

Bad: Shotguns can be rather messy in the clean up department!

Nothing to see here folks... Run along now!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:42 | 4944107 Chuck Knoblauch
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Banker bail-out.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:39 | 4944112 SteveBob
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His LinkedIn page has him as an Executive Director (one step below MD, so pretty senior) and one of the industry groups he is affiliated with is for Automated Trading Stategies / Algo Trading...

Hmmm.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:43 | 4944131 GrinandBearit
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Why doesn't Jamie Dimon or Lloyd Blankfein shoot themselves?

I would throw a party if this happened. 

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 05:48 | 4946518 Mabussur
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Won't shoot himself until the make-a-wish fundation has realised Jamie's wish, cancer and all.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:52 | 4944166 asscannon101
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Just think of how incredibly happy all of these people were when they off-ed themselves, being rich, successful elitists and all....

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:05 | 4944233 Chuck Knoblauch
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Great police work boys and girls.

Let's get some donuts!

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:52 | 4944168 Sedaeng
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Im beginning to think there is a ZH vigilante going around the world doing us all a favor ;)

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:20 | 4945449 Frankie Carbone
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Project Mayhem. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 21:50 | 4945958 MsCreant
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There used to be a poster Project Mayhem...seriously, he disappeared all of a sudden. He used to have a column he wrote here. He used to post over at Mish's as Goldman Sachs. Disappeared there too. Hmmm....

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:54 | 4944171 GIABO
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And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:54 | 4944176 thamnosma
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The daughter really posted that?  They're better off dead?   If there isn't conclusive proof of a suicide, I'd be looking at her pretty closely.  Probably BIG bucks in life insurance.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:24 | 4944319 silentboom
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Yea she seems to be handling this pretty well, almost seems to have moved past it already.  Guilty as sin!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:58 | 4944190 youngman
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Obviously bankers should not be allowed to own weapons of any sort...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:42 | 4944408 SAT 800
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"Weapons don't kill people; Bankers kill people".  New Slogan for the NRA. probably they won't like it, tho.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:17 | 4944545 Freddie
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They just use printing presses and derivatives to kill.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 13:58 | 4944198 TeethVillage88s
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USSR called that a Party Purge.

Stalin was great at this.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:00 | 4944207 Inthemix96
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Beautiful news.

Its got to be more than a month since these swines stopped offing themselves, its just a shame the daughter, is just as much a phsyco as her father, if you know what I mean.

All kidding aside, we are close to collapse, lets look at the bigger picture.  What about blankfiend?  Dimon?  Carney?

Players being played.

Imoral filthy cunts what they are, but look wider, nothing is ever as it seems my friends.

;-)

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:02 | 4944215 bcking
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Why didn't he take Jamie Dimon with him? What a waste.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:03 | 4944216 Jack Burton
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Bankers? We will miss their contributions to society and the economy. We can only hope that these very valuable and unreplacable winners and wealth makers do not die in large numbers. Were that to happen, then the general public full of losers and wealth takers would sink into dispair as there would be no wealth for them to take. Our winners not only fill their pockets with money, but their suplus wealth creation trickels down into the pockets of America's everyday loser workers and savers.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:22 | 4944309 MsCreant
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Was that a MDB immitation? Not bad. Needs a little polish, a more dry delivery. Nevertheless +100.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:04 | 4944229 kchrisc
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My guillotine is bereft.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:04 | 4944231 smacker
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Mr Knott doesn't look like the sort of guy who would even own a shotgun let alone know how to use it. And he turned the shotgun on himself??

And the daughter's comments ...well ...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:22 | 4944567 daveO
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"Life is so incredibly beautiful and I can't wait to see what the world has in store for me." she added.

Really?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:11 | 4944258 LawsofPhysics
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A start, albeit a slow one.  It would be substantially better if the truly guilty parties were the ones being knocked off as well.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:18 | 4944290 Dublinmick
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I don't assume anyone is dead anymore unless I can see the bodies. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:48 | 4944429 LawsofPhysics
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or buried at sea, in accordance with tradition of course...

/s

 

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 00:14 | 4946269 sandhillexit
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According to that local newspaper account she was a former personal assistant to the Sheika, likely a personal friend. Regarding the daughter, I have to say the writers/actors are just so bad, it makes me wonder why they bother.  

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:15 | 4944278 Iriestx
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The sooner all of these money changers are dead, the sooner we can begin rebuilding the country.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:16 | 4944280 Itchy and Scratchy
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Buy banker puts!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:17 | 4944283 SmittyinLA
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Sounds like chaating wife divorce looting syndrome:

"I'm fucking some other dude, taking your assets and kids and billing you for furture services"

O no your not 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:23 | 4944318 RafterManFMJ
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Yep.

If so, then good for him. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:47 | 4944893 Freddie
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Maybe JPM needed to make their quarter.   All employees probably have company paid life insurance that pays the family and JPM.  The extra $5 million windfall may buy av gas for Jamie's Gulfstream.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:18 | 4944289 e_goldstein
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I'd like to see what sort of life insurance policy JPM had on this guy.

Then I'd like to compare that figure to the bill for Jamie's chemo.

If it's close to 1:1 we may start to see moar JPM employees dying to keep Obama's favorite banker alive.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:33 | 4944291 Itchy and Scratchy
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Hmmmm....looks a very  gender unequal list to me!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:20 | 4944296 VonSalza
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:'-( such sad news another death bankster.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:23 | 4944315 grekko
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Another mid-level banker? Silence is golden, I guess.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:41 | 4944400 Sigh.
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He was just an IT guy. His wife was the world-traveller, was once a handmaiden to a handmaiden to a Sheik in Bahrain.

 

I'm guessing hubby, now living in Dull, NJ, just cuouldn't bring home enough baubles to keep her satisfied; so she threw a long-time monstrously-loud bitchfest, ('splains the multiple blasts he gave her). He just couldn't stand her throwing up all the good games she and Sheik Abdullabiggdork had in the gilded sack.

 

That he worked for a bank? Irrelevant.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:10 | 4944512 Otrader
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IT jobs have a 4% satisfaction rate.  So, not surprised.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:49 | 4944683 MrButtoMcFarty
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How you like that pearl necklace now baby?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:18 | 4944981 Jackagain
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Eric Snowden was just an IT guy too....

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:26 | 4944332 Who was that ma...
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Not a real dumb idea to take out a life insurance policy on your bank manager.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:27 | 4944339 cornedmutton
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<--- the daughter did it

<--- the daughter hired someone to do it

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:27 | 4944343 Sigh.
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Knotts Landing..hard. Oh, wait, wrong TV referent.

Cue A3...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:32 | 4944612 ebear
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Gilmore Girls meets Walking Dead.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:32 | 4944373 barre-de-rire
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erratum :

 

rest in multiple parts peace daddy & mummie

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 21:54 | 4945972 MsCreant
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Almost.

Rest in pieces daddy & mummie.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:41 | 4944402 Otrader
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Hmmm. Those shoulders and shaved chest says wanna be bodybuilder >>>> ROID RAGE!!!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:46 | 4944420 Frank N. Beans
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This is because they moved to New Jersey from London. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:01 | 4944475 Otrader
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There's a light at the end of the tunnel.  Unfortunately, it's NJ.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 14:46 | 4944425 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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This is the first 'murder/suicide' in a bunch of so-called 'suicides' that were likely 'murders' instead of 'suicides'. Frankly, if this was a 'hit' it would be easy to make it look like a 'murder-suicide' and then report it that way.

If the MIC is alligned with the TBTF banksters in New York why should we believe anything that comes out of the state police departments?

OCCUPY WALL STREET - OCCUPY EVERYTHING including MEDIA

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:13 | 4944522 are we there yet
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Shot his wife ''multiple?'' times with a shotgun. Multiple sounds like 3 or more shotgun blasts. Are we shure it was his trigger finger?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:11 | 4944786 Comte d'herblay
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May only the first or second time he fired a shotgun which can be unwieldy in the neophyte hands.  Probably hit what he was aiming at, it's just that he didn't know his aim was amiss.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:33 | 4944619 world_debt_slave
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Knott before JPM took out the obligatory insureance policy.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:39 | 4944643 ShrNfr
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After a while, living in NJ does that to you.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:48 | 4944678 MrButtoMcFarty
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The bitch obviously had it coming...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:49 | 4944680 Stonedog
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Maybe we can start calling these deaths "Banker Selfies"???

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:50 | 4944690 MrButtoMcFarty
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I'd rather call them a good start...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:49 | 4944684 insanelysane
Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:55 | 4944712 Golden Showers
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I don't know about you, and I haven't read through all seven pages of this shit. Raise you hands if you want to go to Knottsbury Farms! Knottsberry Fields Forever! Ahem... At first I thought shooting wifey was fucked up until I saw the photograph. She's a horse tooth jackass. He has microcephaly. These are circus freaks. It's better this way for them and for all of us.

Gooba Gaaba, one of us. One of us.

Hay, you know what? Fuck this. Whomever killed them did it for a reason. If I was as fucking ugly as the man in that photo and had a bitch I could swing in my arms on the beach, well, I wouldn't put my shotgun in her mouth. I'd be too busy sticking my dick in it. Let's just think about this.

Sure we can all laugh at a picture of two douchebags, but, really? Do any of you actually think that this guy suddenly grew a conscience, realized that he had made something he could not control and then balanced the equation?

Fuck no. The cover story is bullshit. Anyway, it's so easy for us non-doers and non-achevers to laugh at the murder of people who succeded in fucking us all from behind. What the fuck has changed? Do you think anything is going to get better just because of this? Fuck no. This is a side show.

Anyone out there in Dickwad, NJ want to back this up? I bet this whole fiasco is...Fucking Bullshit.

Oh, and fuck Ridgewood, Patterson, and the Oranges. Fuck new jersey. That should be every state's motto. "It's OK, We're not fucking New Jersey." The only Jersey I know is a sports unifom or a cow. The whole goddamn state is the NY outlet mall. Fuck it.

If the above mentioned bank teller was any sort of man, he would not live in NJ. Ok. Anyone with a dick would not live in NJ. I don't buy this. Fuck this. Who cares? Have a nice day.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:02 | 4944737 Golden Showers
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Wait, WHAT?

Kayleigh Mercedes Lotus Europa had to have a fucking PR committee to write that bullshit.

If my dad killed my mother and then himself, I wouldn't be twiddling my twat about it. I'd be like HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING UNLESS DADDY FUCKED ME, PUT ME IN MIND CONTROL AND GOT RID OF THAT STUPID BITCH, SIGNED, ELECTRA.

If you believe this, you are a dumb fuck.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:09 | 4944770 Comte d'herblay
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One of the better classic rants in Inter Web history.

 

Go with god, and a sportsguychestbump.

I don't give a shit if you have a nice day or not.  Every day you are alive, whether in misery or ecstasy, is better than the alternative.  Even in despair there is hope. Indeed, there can be no despair WITHOUT some hope. 

So there.

Go fuck yourself. yes.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:19 | 4944816 Golden Showers
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My friend,

You understand me. I chestbump you back.

We both live the sporting life. You may kiss my ring.

I live in hope. I'm still waiting on getting my Unicorn ranch from Obama. Hope and Change, my dear, my good friend.

I offer you the bitcoins in my feces. May you dig them up.

Save the Males.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:29 | 4944833 Golden Showers
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I'm glad you upped your weak ass reply to my awesomeness.

It makes up for the dick you hope you had.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 21:55 | 4945978 MsCreant
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I upped him.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:33 | 4944842 Golden Showers
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Since you are a classics scholor how about this, Plato, Cratylus, 437 B, by your silence you consent with me. You weak piece of shit. You can join the hall of shame and disappear. Go and dangle. Fuck off. Fuck you.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 18:47 | 4945312 LFMayor
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ROFL!

I will have what this guy is FUCKING DRINKING, please!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:05 | 4945386 Dave Thomas
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Make it a double.

 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:02 | 4944738 Golden Showers
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Wait, WHAT?

Kayleigh Mercedes Lotus Europa had to have a fucking PR committee to write that bullshit.

If my dad killed my mother and then himself, I wouldn't be twiddling my twat about it. I'd be like HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING UNLESS DADDY FUCKED ME, PUT ME IN MIND CONTROL AND GOT RID OF THAT STUPID BITCH, SIGNED, ELECTRA.

If you believe this, you are a dumb fuck.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 15:56 | 4944717 Uncle Remus
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Hmm. Good service might be making a comeback in the banking business then.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:04 | 4944741 Exalt
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Is it just me or do these "suicides" seem like hits? I put on my tin foil hat and read them again, they still don't sound like suicides. What now? What does it mean?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:39 | 4944856 bunnyswanson
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The e-mails or telecommunications were hacked by NSA who relayed to bankers and friends that they were discussing regret, apprehension and projections about the future (testimony) in which they were going to come clean.  Spying apparatus is in place for one purpose and one purpose only - to establish "who is with us and who is against us."

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:04 | 4944746 Comte d'herblay
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MORE!! MORE!!!! MORE!!!! MORE!!!  MORE!!!

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:04 | 4944750 CultiVader
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Top gear...want to chime in on this topic?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:51 | 4944910 Exalt
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Oh no you didn't...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:51 | 4944911 Exalt
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ROFL

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:14 | 4944795 Jam
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Look.. he's posing with a Largemouth.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:38 | 4944841 22winmag
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Suicide can be an honorable way to go out... but certainly not in this case.

 

It's amazing how quick the cause of death is declared and the book is shut on these cases.

 

Kinda like bin Laden being declared guilty on 9/11 in time for the 5pm news.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:33 | 4944843 Ban KKiller
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To make a financial crime omelet you have to break a few eggs. Those that work in the "financial" markets deserve everything bad that happens to them.

Sorry for their kids unless they go to work for the banksters...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:43 | 4944870 Golden Showers
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Lover, take me to breakfast.

Let's get a denver financial crime omelette. We will drink heffewiesen and smoke mad cigarettes.

Fuck I miss Portland.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:46 | 4944886 NoWayJose
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With the US trying to put in new rules to take away guns from people, shouldn't we just declare that ALL bankers are mentally ill and thus should have their homes ransacked by ATF agents and any weapons found should be confiscated.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:54 | 4944922 dizzyfingers
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..."that they will never see me graduate college, will never be there to see me get married or to be grandparents for my children, I can still have my inner peace knowing that they are now stress-free in a much better place..."

Hm, I need that PLATITUDE dictionary I just bought?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 20:47 | 4945772 bardot63
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I noticed her tribute was all about her.  Very sick.  Whoever dates this woman had better be very careful.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 16:55 | 4944925 cpzimmon
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The reason for these deaths is quite simple. All of the criminals in the bankster business that have made it up the ladder were psychopaths. They were born psychopaths and were psychopaths all their lives. Just like Stalin, Hitler, various American businessmen and politicians, and the Hillside Strangler.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 18:24 | 4945198 Comte d'herblay
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..and more recently William fefferson clinton, hilary rodman, Barney Frank, Mitch McConnell, Harold "Punchy" Reid, Nancy Fullapelosi, and Fuck Chuck Schumer.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:31 | 4945011 Beowulf55
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Any one want to see the 8x10 multi-angle color corrected glossy photo's?  Please send $50 for a set of four photos and a self addressed envelope to: JP Morgan, Dept of Personnel, 1 Chase St, New York, New York

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:48 | 4945058 Jethro
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SNL needs to cover this.  Maybe bring back Christopher Walken in a "More Nailgun!" skit.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:08 | 4945404 pupdog1
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After each banker suicide, we should all have some cham-pag-nah.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 17:51 | 4945070 fwaynemartin
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"Use a shotgun.....use a shotgun". - Joe Biden

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 18:05 | 4945117 Infinite QE
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Does JPM have suicide life insurance out on their staff? Be a curious factoid to know. Still no tribe members offing themselves though.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 18:44 | 4945300 honestann
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The NSA probably told JPM he planned to become a whistleblower.  The predators at JPM know how to take care of business.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 23:18 | 4946159 Freddie
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Bingo!

I posted that his office at JPM in Pistcataway NJ had a bad ass supercomputer for doing fixed income risk management.   London apparently also has one of those computers.  So he was in london and moved back to NJ office where both offices had these machines doing fairly high end stuff.

Somebody goes to the boss or sends an email that they are concerned about XYZ - risk and the models show.......and I am really worried that....and maybe the Feds....and people could go to jail....

The geeks in IT, if they are smart enought, can usually put the entire picture together or find out things they are not supposed to know. 

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 18:50 | 4945318 Youri Carma
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So from my swift calculation that makes up 8 from or related to JP Morgan deaths if I haven’t missed one:http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=255098.msg1468166#msg14681...

01 – December 15, Jason Alan Salais 34-year-old, an IT specialist who had worked at JPMorgan since May 2008, Texas police received a call of a person in distress outside a Walgreens pharmacy at 6122 Broadway in Pearland. A family member confirmed to Wall Street On Parade that Salais died of a heart attack on the same evening the report of distress went in to the police. The incidence of heart attack or myocardial infarction among men aged 20 to 39 is one half of one percent of the population, according to the National Center for Health Statistics and National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute, based on 2007 to 2010 data, marking this as another unusual death at JPMorgan.

02 – January 28, Gabriel Magee 39-year-old, a JP Morgan employee, died after falling from the roof of its European headquarters in London.

03 – February 3, Ryan Henry Crane 37-year-old, former Executive Director in JP Morgan’s Global Program Trading desk. Circumstances surrounding his death are unknown.

04 – February 18, Li Junjie 33-year-old, allegedly jumped to his death at the JPMorgan Charter House Asia headquarters in central Hong Kong, where Lee said to have been an FX trader for JPM.

05 – March 12, Kenneth Bellando 28-year-old, a former JPMorgan banker, current employee of Levy Capital, and brother of a top chief investment officer of JPM, jumped to his death from his 6th floor East Side apartment.

06 – March 22, Joseph Giampapa 56-year-old, was struck at about 11:20 a.m. by a northbound minivan, driven by Thomas G. Davis, 78, in the 6000 block of Troy-Sidney Road, just north of the East Loy Road intersection outside Piqua. Giampapa was JPMorgan’s top commercial bankruptcy lawyer.

07-March 30, Andrew Jarzyk 27-year-old, a manager at The PNC Financial Services Group in Woodland Park, was last seen alive at around 2am on March 30 outside his Hoboken apartment dressed in his running gear, washes up dead in Hoboken harbor a month after he went missing while training for a half-marathon. Jarzyk was employed at PNC Financial at the time of his disappearance but had worked previously as a technology intern at JPMorgan.

Banking Deaths: Why JPMorgan Stands Out http://wallstreetonparade.com/2014/05/banking-deaths-why-jpmorgan-stands...

Suspicious Deaths of Bankers Are Now Classified as “Trade Secrets” by Federal Regulator http://wallstreetonparade.com/2014/04/suspicious-deaths-of-bankers-are-n...

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 18:55 | 4945348 williambanzai7
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Knotts

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:11 | 4945420 pupdog1
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Why can't we be reading stories about one illegal alien kid, and 50,000 banker nailgun/shotgun/gravity-assisted suicides?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:30 | 4945485 are we there yet
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Shotguns, Nailguns, those poor bankers can't afford handguns. Or is it that Shotguns, and nailguns have no balistics to help investigators?

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:57 | 4945565 MsCreant
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No ballistics on shot guns! Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:57 | 4945566 MsCreant
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I must be doubly grateful!

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