Kerry Kaiser-Beer Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

A first class, all expenses paid weekend trip to Vienna with full diplomatic and press cover, to explain to Germany why every day a new CIA spy is uncovered, and to again reach no resolution on Iran's nuclear program: millions of dollars.

Relaxing at the end of the day for a job well done with a cold Kaiser beer: priceless.

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