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Kerry Kaiser-Beer Caption Contest
A first class, all expenses paid weekend trip to Vienna with full diplomatic and press cover, to explain to Germany why every day a new CIA spy is uncovered, and to again reach no resolution on Iran's nuclear program: millions of dollars.
Relaxing at the end of the day for a job well done with a cold Kaiser beer: priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else there's TaxpayerCard.
Good end to long days. pic.twitter.com/1aEEozZdSd
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) July 13, 2014
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Hey wake up everyone you are missing the real joke here:
He went to Vienna to aplogize to the Germans about Spying...... DOH!
That is a BIG insult....... like Dum and Dummer," Austria where they have those cute Kangaroos!"
Vienna is in Austria not Germany.
It is like Merkle Going to Canada to apologize to the Americans for Belgium knocking the USA out of the world cup. The Canadians would be annoyed at being called Americans and Merkle has no right to speak on behalf of the Belgians.
You cannot make this up.
" I am sorry but Austria, you cannot have your Gold back, Proste"
It is all a show, Merkel is spying on Germany behalf of Rothschild
So is the Taoiseach Enda Kenny is probably asking her for some technical help on looking into the Irish people lives. Rothschild is also owns your country
Poofters and buggers in leadership, in Blighty? Who'd of thunk it?
( They're everywhere. Boy Scouts, Coaches, Priests Rabbis Immans, .....Utah and Masshole Congessmen...)
Anybody got some oats?
If Kerry were some sort of acknowledged foreign policy genius, I'd say "Well, a taxpayer million dollar weekend in Vienna... alrighty then."
But Kerry is dumber than a box of hammers, dryer lint, and rocks.
I doubt he could pick out Vienna on a map.
"Driving that train, high on cocaine" (just beer for the kicker)
"I don't often call for ethnic cleansing, but when I do I bring the house down"
john kerry is saying "how long do i have to pretend to like this shitty beer before I have to get my nose back in the truffle and caviare trough paid for by real tax payers?"
never mind, that sentence is way too long..how does he keep his shirts so crisp after wearing them all day - which is what - ten minutes?
So who went and down voted everyone? John, is that you?
Kerry; that's a girls name isn't it? Well anyway, taste our famous Kaiser beer. It is brewed the pilsner way - sadly your TTIP will not pass because we just cannot accept your p***water brewed some other way, state side. The German people have spoken, Auf Wiedersehen.
Mommas in America were discouraged in a song many years ago from letting their children grow up to be cowboys, it appears to have been a reasonable decision. Today after viewing the lifestyles associated with many career paths, politics and the route of so called "public service" seems to offer much potential.
A career in politics can grant you a lifestyle where you, and oftentimes your family will get to rub elbows with the ultra wealthy and the country's most powerful titans of business and industry. This career choice also has the benefit of sheltering you, and extending legal protection that covers you from the responsibilities of your actions. Flying about in private planes politicians are rewarded with generous pensions and superior healthcare benefits far outside the reach of the average citizen. More on this subject below.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/01/encourage-your-children-to-become...
That's not a real beer in his hoof. He's drinking NnnnnnAaaaaay!
the empire is officially in decadence. The end of Rome is near.!
Well lets see. 69 years military protection plus war reparations comes to... 396 thousand tonnes.
Thanks for the beer.
fuckin mekel as soon as i walked in she goes hey Johnny why the long face hee haw hee haw, bout shit myself.
Looks like piss, smells like piss, tastes like piss, I'll have another please.
Was he pissed before he started out ?
He went to Vienna to explain to the Germans ? Will he go to Paris next to explain to the Brits ?
Would the Germans only entertain him on foreign soil ?
(edit) Does he even know or care if he's Germany ? Do the USA media care, as long as he appears to be somewhere in europe explaining something to someone.
He could at least loosen the fucking tie and make this contrived photo-op look half realistic.
Fucking cocksucker.
Well a man come on 6 o'clock news
Said, "Somebody been shot, somebody's been abused
Somebody blew up a building, somebody stole a car
Somebody got away, somebody didn't get too far"
Yeah, they didn't get too far
Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas find a tall oak tree
Round up all of them bad boys, hang them high in the street
For all the people to see
That justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
We'll raise up our glasses against Evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
Too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down
You can bet He'll set 'em down
'Cause justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against Evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
He know justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against Evil forces
Singin' whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Toby Keith - Beer For My Horses Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Kerry
"This sure beats drinking piss in coffin at skull and bones initiation ceremonies."
Kerry, Life is Good. He has yacht, Ketchup, and the privilege of holding a TaxpayerCard. Get real folks. Stop being jealous.
A song by Martin Mull that I would like to dedicate to John Kerry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj-pUvyPYnI
Deliah! You supposed to watch that horse-face baby! Where that horse-faced baby now? Ain't in the back yard. How'd that horse-face baby get to Middle East? You been slackin' chile.
Somebody's in with the downvotes. Is that you horseface??