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Can someone please shut this troll up?
Nothing more than an indirect bribe!
Hey Hitlary, way to whore out your daughter for political contributions!
If she does this to her own daughter, just imagine how she'll pimp out the rest of America!
her and the bernank should go on a world tour.
This shits right in your face now...........hehehhehe ...........watta a fochin joke
About the advice: she picked two world-class psychopaths.
Fail.
And I thought Hillary was a smelly cunt....
She does not look anywhere near as good as the cartoon image.
I would absolutely, gladly have YOU pay her $75,000 for ME to hear her speech. She's a royalty.
I'd pay myself if I could but I don't know how because I'm so used to forcing others to pay for me.
Nakedcapitalism had a great article on Hillary last week. Check it out.
Choose your parents wisely. So that would be Webb Hubbell and a beaker "delivered" by a Jodie Foster hand model?
I always figured turkey baster was involved somewhere in the pregnancy owing to Chelsea having the same hair color as the baster.
Choose your parents well indeed, she's been making 600k A YEAR at NBC, for doing what, no one seems to know.
"Chelsea Clinton earned an annual salary of $600,000 at NBC News before switching to a month-to-month contract earlier this year, sources with knowledge of the agreement told POLITICO.
Clinton, who joined NBC News as a special correspondent in November 2011, was up for renewal or nonrenewal this year. Instead, the sources said, the network decided to keep her on the payroll on a month-to-month basis so the two parties could sever ties if Clinton’s mother, Hillary Clinton, runs for president."
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/06/chelsea-clinton-nbc-600-k-salary-107827.html#ixzz37UDYGuZQ
Anyone seen her reporting as a "special correspondent"?
Naw, didn't think so.
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For my dickless down voter.
She married a Goldman Sachs alumn, an "investment banker", who (like hs daddy before him, Edward Mezvinsky) is undoubtedly looking to ply his trade craft to his own wealth & riches & power through the realm of feel good "democracy" and law by hooking up with her.
It would seem the Clintons just can't get enough of the Rubins of the world. Rubin got lucky (unlike Marc's daddy) and didn't wind up in jail where he belongs.
>I always figured turkey baster was involved
Looks like some turkey DNA got in the mix.
fuck yves smith, her goal is to be a cnbc anchor for the liberal left. despite her occasional 'populist' rhetoric. anotehr fucking bulshitter.
I'm sorry, is this an anti-Clinton comic or a generation-gap comic?
Seems like a sly attempt to merge the two.
I don't hate this Clinton for her youth. I just hate her.
Maybe some of her fees go (tax deductible) to the Clinton Foundation For An Untaxed Luxurious Lifestyle” like some of Mommy and Daddy’s fees.
http://nypost.com/2013/08/20/bill-clinton-foundation-has-spent-more-than-50m-on-travel-expenses/
A few years ago I was doing an on-line search on New Zealand's space needle casino and ran into a news story on Bill. He was booked into the 26,000/night charity suite, blo? Blo-oh. Luck be a lady tonight.
Thomas Jefferson was 33 years old when he wrote Declaration of Indepence. Fuck the Clintons
Yeah but to be fair....in 1776 33 years old was like 60 today. What was the life expetancy back then? 45?
Chelsea can still eat a dick tho.
LetsGetPhysical, that 45yr lifespan we all hear is deceptive. It's an Average, sold to us by the AMA and the like.
Yes, the sick-care system in the U.S. wants us to believe they've increased our time here (to justify these outrageous costs) when really, what has happened, is a Huge Reduction in the Infant Mortality Rate. That is how the Avg. has increased so much. The overall end of life age has really not changed much at all.
I worked out our family tree, there is a lot on the internet now that you used to have to travel to churches and county offices to find. The Mormons are nuts about this stuff and the records are a real gift to the rest of us. Every old New England farmer married at 20, had 8 kids and lived to 88 or 92. Stayed married too. Not too many mothers dead in childbirth, either, and they were having these families on the frontier. Lots of wives lived into their 80s. it was such a revelation.
I would also preface he had help, the Magna Carta as an effective reference/template, and a few weeks to write it.
And the poor bastard died broke. Sold his personal library to Congress. What was that, after the War of 1812 fire?
Now they just build a presidential library. Someplace all the grifters can go and get a plaque, you know, for their charitable contributions.
And these fuckers don't even try hide it anymore.
Who in their right mind would pay to hear some spoiled brat who never struggled a day in her life?
Sycophants, that who. people are lining up to kiss the ass of any Clinton in hopes their sweet smelling shit will rub off on their faces for all to see.
Obviously the person who down voted you would - so there's one....
Hillary Pres from 2016-2024 and Chelsea as NY Senator
with a few nukes on dc & nyc, seems fair to me
Troll? She's a monster!
I wouldn't pay her $75k if there was a donkey, slip and slide, and a unicycle involved.
pods
No need - somebody would definitely post that to youtube.
"I was curious if I could care about (Chelsea) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t,”
I did love the pregnant hooker in leather pants look though, it is a style she can represent well.
“I wouldn't pay her $75k if there was a donkey, slip and slide, and a unicycle involved.”
Not even a fraction of that.. not even with a trained Gila Monster.
http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/palace/2001/Cheech_Chong/jucylucy.wav
Judging by her face you have the donkey down already...
Here's a really good picture of her and her father.
Article
DaddyO
Sorry, donkeys are cute - and useful for keeping coyotes off your farm.
Think she would be better for keeping hyenas away. Please view picture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena
Even the cartoon version of her looks gross lol.
where do I send the check?
Her favorite topic is, of course "Diarrhea"!
I'm going to be sick...
Not even Bill's child.
Speaking of that, who was the horse??
Are you suggesting John Kerry?
Dear Banzaii,
Please deliver to us a picture of Chelsea riding into town on her horse, Kerry. Please note...Kerry is a gelding.
Thank you.
Webster Hubbell, Hillary's former law partner.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/06/bill-clinton-hillary-chelsea-president-paternity-biological-father-webster-hubbell/
Bingo Eb, I've been tellin' people for many years, Spittin Image of Webb!
PS It was really fun telling a room full of Clinton donors that at their fundraiser dinners.
OK genius, then how come Chelsea's nose resembles Bill's far more than the other two?
p.s. Of course she doesn't have the bulbous alcoholic pink tinge yet, but still ... the other two noses are very different; far more uniform in width. Also, check out the nostril shapes.
And her eyes are too close together like Bill's.
It takes a village to make a child.
It took the village idiots to make that child.
All it took was Webb Hubbell and Hilarity to make that thing
I will pay her $75,000 for pantsuit fashion advice cause she's killin it
We've entered an age of unabashed modern royalty. The only solace is that history predicts it is their openness and brazenness that will eventually be their downfall.
Be warned, this little Bitch's mother can become head Bitch of America and sit in Obama's chair. Think about that for awhile!
Look forward to seeing their daughters in that middle eastern shit hole then too.
Not sure if upper-middle class privilege, or simply white privilege.
How idiotic. Please list the gubmint programs which reward whites for being white, douchebag.....
It's neither - where the fuck have you been? It's New American Royalty privilege.
I'm stuck with Queenie.... why do you guys keep voting in the same bloodlines?
And W.T.F. does that say about the country, ideology and political system?
So true Jack Burton, sad but true. Having lived in Arkansas while they were the first family, I always left town when they were showing up on their campaign trail.
For that, I owe the world my eternal apologies. I should have been on a rooftop, doing my civic duty.
Do you remember that bumper sticker from '92? "Clinton for President: Anything to get him out of Arkansas"
Postal, yes sir I do. It was right before the one that said "I Didn't Vote For the Dope From Hope".
I also remember Frank White giving him one term off. (That was due to Aoto Tag Fees) Just look at the shit we swallow as a group now.
And I didn't vote for the dope, just liked the ad; however, as I said on another thread, the modern GOP is so liberal, they make Slick Willy seem conservative.
I hated him at the time. Now, I struggle to find an alternative I'd support. Sad.
I'm with you on that Postal, D & R, just 2 Wings of the same damn bird. I've felt that way for many years, but some people still don't.
I think that they're prepping Chelsea to be a female equivalent of Bush Jr.
She has that vapid thing down good.
For that kind of money, I'd expect her to give speeches about what she did to get a $600K/year part-time commentator job at NBC.
"I was born a poor black child!" (Crowd goes wild with applause.)
And THIS is Shinola ... you're going to be OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bfe6CgYbH8
but does she have a special purpose?
She's still tryin' hard to care about $$$!
well - it's fairly obvious. she doesn't have to care BECAUSE SHE HAS LOADS of them. and daddy is such a jerk, he's going to take care of her (because it gets him close to her young friends). and he can't help himself - because she looks more like the trailer trash he adores then his 'wife'.
Haters gonna hate - but adult Chelsea is absolutely fuckable.
And her Game-of-Thrones-like marriage to Hebraic investment parasite royalty means we are stuck with her and whatever creatures escape from her birth canal forever and ever.
"Haters gonna hate - but adult Chelsea is absolutely fuckable."
Dawg you need glasses.
After that it was pretty funny though.
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I read "waterboarding".
I wouldn't even fuck her with Daffy Ducks dick ;-)
I think he must have his beer goggles on.
You have awful taste in women. =)
I dunno -sometimes ugly chicks can be sexy. Like that chick who used to be Blossom on that awful nerd laughtracked sitcom, or that chick from Transformers - what's her name - Shia LaBeouf...
Much or most of Chelsea's appeal is who she is... and just how bad she looked 15 years ago as mental comparison.
There has been work done.
Oh yes.
There has been work.
There isn't a man amongst you here who wouldn't, if offered, accept the opportunity to have a threesome with Chelsea and Hillary.
Just imagine - blasting Chelsea in the dumper for a solid 60, 80 seconds, then turning around to spray Celtic mist all over Hillary's crow's feet, as the ghost of Vince Foster gently moans above the sound of the Barenaked Ladies CD you begrudgingly let Chelsea play....
http://www.eyebleach.com/
As for brain bleach... smacking yourself upside the head hard enough might dislodge some calcium carbonate crystals in the inner ear to cause BPPV (extreme short duration vertigo).
Take a 9mm to the temple to dislodge that image.
Thanks a fucking lot!
LMFAO
OK, I definitely wouldn't accept the opportunity, but I think you deserve the surrealistically funny post of the day award for that mix. Shia LaBoeuf, Vince Foster, Bare Naked Ladies, LOL.
yes - that was well done.
I admit it. I ADMIT IT! GODDAMNIT I ADMIT IT! OH GOD! I FEEL SO DIRTY....(Trust me, sometimes you don't wanna be an "insider".)
Thats just wrong.
Somehow your imagery made me think of the movie 'Killer tomatoes eat france'. Perhaps it is time to consider therapy.
you'll have to get past the skin tight leather (or are those rubber?) pants first.
"Haters gonna hate - but adult Chelsea is absolutely fuckable".
Duffy, step AWAY from the crackpipe now.
but adult Chelsea is absolutely fuckable.
Well, duh! If you didn't choose your parents wisely, at least choose the parent of your offspring wisely.
Well, save that part for.her mouth.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ Duffy.....maybe....in her mou.....no...not even that....perhaps with a large shopping bag over her fucking UGLY head.....
no...not even that would erase the stench....
no............just..................no
I once dated a girl with the same wretched name, from that experience I have come to despise it for all eternity.
Survival of the fittest, BITCHEZZZ!!!!
I doubt she can even cook white rice right.
I know lots of normal folks who fail that task. How about this one:
"I doubt she can bring a pot of water to a boil."
Do you put the water in the pot before or after it starts to boil?
Boiling pot + water = Boiling water + pot.
Obviously you boil the pot first.
"What difference does it make?"
----attribution: Mama
I doubt she can even cook white rice right.
Ok, but can you make 75K speeches?
I buy FookASha brand! Is self-cooking right in bag! You buy, take home, pour in one cup filtered water and Sizzle! Is done in 60 seconds! You buy now!
If you make her orgasm, you'll summon Candyman.
hahahahaha
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cB5KbH-ug1A
Women have orgasms?
Jeebus, there's 10 minutes minimum of material in that question and that's even before we get to the gay tangent.
I'm gonna try and find my second wife and tell her. Will she ever be surprised!
got this text at work today: kids are gone. get home by 6 and fuck me. she started cummin literally about 5 seconds in.... funny thing though, she couldnt really cum off the d until after our second kid...
just a counterbalace for all those comedians who joke about how marriage/kids kill sex life.
what's with all the women bashing here? some many bitter divorced limped dicked motherfuckers. dont indict a whole gender cuz you married a stupid bitch... your complaining says just as much about you as it does her
Some things should not be shared. In the meantime, thank your lucky stars you didn't marry a man-hating feminist.
You can't 'make' a woman orgasm - it's all in their heads, much like economist's adherence to Keynesian Economics.
As a pubic service, I ask:
Q: Why is it so hard for a woman to orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Maybe on of.the many illegals invading our country can make her cum.
Horse Whinnies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuEBHpVwZz8 (0:49)
Horses Neighing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBqK-cHE7w (1:30)
Sheath Cleaning 101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmRQM2-K8WU (10:20)
Sociopath rising.
Cue Creedence.
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Run Through the Jungle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz4ObujZw9Q (4:33)
@Uncle: Funny you should say that. I'm off to youtube to listen to "The Midnight Special"...EVEN AS WE FUCKIN' SPEAK!
Have a good one 'bro.....
When the USA finally implodes you should send Chelsea to the ship salvage yards in India for hard labour and $0.05 per 12 hour day of work.
That ought to wipe that contemptuous smile off her face IMHO. Clearly, the bitch needs to be mugged and car jacked every day of her spoiled little life until Americans get their money back that the Clinton regime have stolen.
Can it use a toilet or does it have to be walked?
Cue Cheepnis It is about 1:37 in.
Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A (3:09)
Maybe because...
or maybe it's 'roids...
[Remember The Turtles - "Happy Together"? Same front guys - Flo & Eddie on vocals.}
FZ at the Celebrity Theater in the Round - small venue, 360 degree rotating stage.
Every time is see her melting Web Hubble face, I think:
It puts the lotion on it's skin - or it gets the hose again.
she married some ugly douche wearing a yamaha, hmm, maybe money does solve everything...?
A Yamaha
there'll be lines miles long volunteerin' to lower the blade on this corrupt little imp's head.
Lottery - the only fair solution.
um. like totally
Arianna Huffington is starting a grass roots campaign: Chelsea for the Senate
That Huffy cunt's web shit-site is as vomit inducing as a pile of 12 day old dog shit....microwaved....
As for the ugly drat Clinton....scum begets scum. Lying begets lying, and she has had two total pieces of shit welping her since hatching/birth.
Whomever would "pay" this ugly cunt even a dime is stupid as a bucket of snot.
So far it looks like our Dear Readers are about 2165 to 2 in terms of not enamored or impressed; she "wanted to like money but couldn't" and pulls down 1.5 mill a year. She's a shoe-in for the Senate. I'm bullish on more bullshit.
If there's on thing to be bullish on, it's bullshit.
She may be dumb as a post but she's ugly as a bag of doorknobs with a happy face painted on.
Being so proabortion, wonder when Chelseas going to abort her baby?
Yet she did not.
If kids got to choose their parents, how many would choose the ones they got?
Just an interesting question.
'If you are under 30 years old and you are not a socialist, then you have no heart. If you are over 30 years old and you are a socialist, then you have no brain'
Can you give Churchill a little credit for that?
The parasite club takes care of their own, whether they want to start a hedge fund, be an artist or a nothing ... like the Clinton spawn.
She has nothing to offer the world, but the criminal parasites take care of their own.
With all their money couln't they have gotten a better egg and sperm donor.
They got Webb Hubbell?
I think they crossed Henry Waxman with a happy face.
This is nothing but a backdoor "contribution" to the Elect Hillary campaign.
Who just a few years ago would have thought that we would have markets completely controlled by unelected university professors, politicians for sale to the highest bidder and over 50% of the American populace on some sort of government aid?
The U.S. went from the biggest creditor nation on the planet in the early-1980's to a completely bankrupt, lawless society where the upper class is literally above the law today.
What ever happened to integrity?
Sad days for Amerika.
It's a retroactive payoff for Daddy looting the Social Security system, an falsifying the CPI to cheat seniors even worse.
stereotypical millennial
Chelsea Clinton: She may be ugly but she sure is stupid.