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Guest Post: The Real Purpose Of The IMF

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Submitted by Luke Eastwood of,

To much trumpeting the IMF have kindly agreed to help out desperate and war torn Ukraine. How wonderful they are we are all meant to think, but the truth couldn’t be more opposite.

The International Monetary Fund was set up in 1945, describing itself as an “organization of 188 countries, working to foster global monetary cooperation, secure financial stability, facilitate international trade, promote high employment and sustainable economic growth, and reduce poverty around the world.”

This all sounds very laudable, but in reality the IMF has a very different purpose from that which is stated. If you look at the history of the IMF’s intervention in countries around the world you will see a trail of disaster and looting that repeats time and time again wherever they go.

The many countries that are involved are supposed to have some influence but this is proportional to their financial clout, which in truth means that the USA has most of the control of what happens and many countries have effectively no say at all.

My opinion of the IMF, concurs with that of John Perkins, author of ‘Confessions Of An Economic Hitman’, his views being that of an insider in the system and mine merely as an observer. He succinctly points out that major western nations use financial warfare to get what they want and gain influence over other countries – the IMF being one of the tools with which they do this.

Caribbean countries such as Jamaica have been destroyed by trade agreements and much the same thing has happened throughout Africa, South America  and Asia at various times since world war II. What the IMF does is somewhat similar to a thug loan shark. The loan shark lends money to people who can’t afford to borrow so that the borrower ends up having to not eat to make the payments or face having broken legs.

In a more subtle way, the IMF behaves in a similar way. Countries are given a ‘helping hand’ as loans that they will have great difficulty paying back. In return for the loans the IMF wants interest and regular repayments and ‘restructuring’ of the country’s assets. What this actually means is the asset stripping of sovereign nations so that their economic wealth is transferred from the country’s/public’s ownership into private hands.

This has happened in Europe recently, with countries such as Greece, Portugal, Ireland and even Spain and Italy faced with the prospect of having to sell off national assets in order to finance repayment of loans to either the IMF or EU. Private consortiums, owned by the banks or oligarchs buy up a nation’s forests, coal industry, water supply etc so that instead of the country receiving income from its recourses the private company makes all the money off the backs of the increasingly impoverished population.

At the moment the Ukrainian people might welcome the IMF but you can be sure that in a short time the country will be financially raped and the population plunged into even worse poverty as a result of IMF ‘assistance’.  Here in Ireland we are realizing the foolishness of the IMF/EU bailouts that is making life increasingly difficult for ordinary citizens while the government ponders selling off our resources.

Any country with sense (like Iceland) would show the IMF the door and find a better way of clawing its way out of economic problems. Iceland is a perfect example of how a country could solve its own problems – but no-one in the media talks about this – the corpocracy does not want anyone else getting the same idea. Surely, if every nation took the same actions the corporate take over of sovereign nations would fall flat on its face wouldn’t it?


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Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:07 | 4957455 Slave
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Government is so benevolent.

I want more please.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:24 | 4957653 gh0atrider
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July 20th 2014 draws near.  The beginning of the "abduction ceremonies" according to the pagan calendar.  Hope you are getting ready.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:48 | 4957710 Miggy
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Yeah I saw that the other day too.


John 3:16

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:07 | 4957744 caustixoid
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her "numerology lesson" there was some weird shit

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:18 | 4957768 UselessEater
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I suspect they make it weird so the majority of us dismiss it as silly and those of "us" who make a big deal of such a speech are tin foil hat loonies.

My guess is it marks an event or development barely noticeable to the masses eg an agreement is reached that takes time to play out in the "real" world.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 04:36 | 4958262 BringOnTheAsteroid
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What the heck does everyone here think, that the IMF knows something bad is going to happen so telegraphs it via that press conference?

It doesn't make any sense, why would they want the world to know they knew something bad was coming and did nothing to stop it. 

OK, we'll see. My guess is the 20th comes and goes like all other days predicted to be the apocolypse. 

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:05 | 4958397 omniversling
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Appears that she knew enough to predict that the G8 would be the G7, several months before Russia was 'excommunicated' for 'annexing' Crimea...

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:57 | 4958450 BigJim
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Yeah, nice catch.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:08 | 4958465 BigJim
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 What the heck does everyone here think, that the IMF knows something bad is going to happen so telegraphs it via that press conference?

It doesn't make any sense, why would they want the world to know they knew something bad was coming and did nothing to stop it. 

OK, we'll see. My guess is the 20th comes and goes like all other days predicted to be the apocolypse.

Well, I gave g0atrider a greenie not because I believe in numerology, but because Lagarde's speech suggests that she or her string-pullers seem to, at the very least.

I mean, what the fuck is the supposed head of a major international institution even doing mentioning numerology, let alone seriously discussing it?

There is a lot of stuff on the internet that is damaging to TPTB. I sometimes think they allow it to go uncensored because they believe that the sheep actually should be able to see what's going on if only they would try hard enough to find out. "You fucked us over!" the sheep will cry, to which the Oligarchs can say, "you could have made your objections known, 'everyone' knew what was going on, you were complicit." And the sheep are complicit; hardly anyone wants to know what's really going on, but they still vote for the politicians who make it possible.

Mind you, there's so much fucking noise out there, it's hard to really know what the fuck is really going on.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:56 | 4958587 hairInTheSoup
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of course they know when something bad is going to happen : they are the one making bad things happen all the time all over the place (the bitch even states it in the speech).

you'd better wake up to this fact if you want to have a clue in macro economics and why wars are fought

(i'm not saying this youtube video is spot on, i'm pretty sure it could be interpreted in plenty of other ways)

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:12 | 4957755 Meatballs
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Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:46 | 4957704 Dick Buttkiss
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"Surely, if every nation took the same actions the corporate take over of sovereign nations would fall flat on its face wouldn’t it?"

No, because only individuals are sovereigns, and until this is recognized here, there, and everywhere, there will be no hope for humanity.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:09 | 4957456 Cacete de Ouro
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IMF = intergenerational mother fuckers

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:24 | 4957507 kliguy38
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Inbred there its fixed

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:28 | 4957513 Slave
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Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:09 | 4957465 Rusty Shorts
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"Dropping Zero's today for a Zero Tomorrow" - IMF

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:37 | 4957548 ultimate warrior
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July 10 2014 Gartman: Bullish on gold

Today June 14 2014 Gartman: Gold no safety trade

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:40 | 4957691 maskone909
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Yeah getting tired of that fucker. Before it was kinda funny. But now its getting old. This guy cant hold a candle to peter schiff. Yet, on cnbc, they put him and schiff on the same stage and its quite embarrassing.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:15 | 4957478 JuliaS
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Purpose of the IMF - economic conquest.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:39 | 4957555 bunnyswanson
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New World Order - Elimination of 1st world nations, shifting of their wealth to 2nd world nations.  Reduce population by starving out the rest.  Middle class is being eliminated.  Put perfume on and it still stinks because nothing any of us do short of destroying the central banks and everyone assocated with them will stop them from going forward with this plan which is filled with revenge, hatred and greed.  They want everything but the workers who demand for fair wages.  They want to control us from cradle to fucking grave.


This is a transfer of wealth.  How long it takes does not matter.  Any measure is just tightening or loosening the tourniquet to reward you or punish you for fucknig with them.  Who allowed this to unfold had an assassin available to make sure anyone who argured their point would get the message.


Now, our choice is kill them or let them kill us. 

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:47 | 4957705 UselessEater
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IMF praising Zimbabwe

Meanwhile Mugabe bans whites owning ANY property (a little apartment is OK)

But Mugabe's wealthy pet cohort is a member on both the CFR and Rockefeller advisory boards (sanctions are theatre)

for fun listening:

See youtube summary for information about this audio link title The New Order of Barbarians recorded in 1991 from a workshop in 1969 attended by Dr Lawerence Dunegan in the USA. The New Order of Barbarians at the 1:49:15 mark discusses the end of privately owned properties. Runs about 2+ minutes and covers a method to force people into renting small apartments.

At the 1:25:00 mark it discusses artificially created food shortages and outlawing growing your own food. Runs about 2 minutes.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:14 | 4957479 Jendrzejczyk
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Apologies for the off topic post.....but this is an oddly intriguing twitter feed.

Congressmen, Senators and staff editing Wikis anonomously.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:35 | 4957542 Fish Gone Bad
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That is because the winners write the history.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 02:05 | 4958151 litemine
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When they should lose their well as their  Spawn.   Just waiting for the Season to OPEN.   When you have have nothing to Lose..................But you can create an Opportunity for the "Children".

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:25 | 4957660 g speed
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good catch---thanks for the heads up

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 02:48 | 4958179 UselessEater
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"memory holes" in real time...

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:16 | 4957482 Ness.
Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:16 | 4957484 ebworthen
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IMF = International Malevolence Fund.

They are thieves, plain and simple, who loot and pillage the savings of individuals, just like the Central Banks.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:23 | 4957496 Squid Viscous
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Wait... better to let the World Bank run the usury/shylock scheme - Wolfowitz and Zoellick should write a book, "finance for goyim dummies"

"The World Bank's official goal is the reduction of poverty"... ?

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:21 | 4957499 nmewn
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The only difference between the La Costra Nostra and the IMF is the imprimatur of legitimacy. Both will send Vito after the very legs you stand on.

One Vito will carry a baseball bat, but at least you always knew what would happen if you didn't pay up with interest, the other Vito will have contracts signed by you under duress, the law & finally crippling sanctions.

The best thing to do is not deal with the Vito's of this world ;-) 

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:30 | 4957526 espirit
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Not long now...

Finale from "Fate of Empires".

(d) The stages of the rise and fall of great

nations seem to be:

The Age of Pioneers (outburst)

The Age of Conquests

The Age of Commerce

The Age of Affluence

The Age of Intellect

The Age of Decadence.

(e) Decadence is marked by:





An influx of foreigners

The Welfare State

A weakening of religion.

(f) Decadence is due to:

Too long a period of wealth and power


Love of money

The loss of a sense of duty.

(g) The life histories of great states are

amazingly similar, and are due to internal


(h) Their falls are diverse, because they are

largely the result of external causes.

(i) History should be taught as the history

of the human race, though of course with

emphasis on the history of the student’s own



Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:40 | 4957556 nmewn
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The final duty to all mankind is to guard the gates my friend. They can't be allowed to pass to the outside.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:29 | 4957516 Fish Gone Bad
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Any country with sense (like Iceland) would show the IMF the door and find a better way of clawing its way out of economic problems. Iceland is a perfect example of how a country could solve its own problems

According to Kyle Bass, Iceland is a roach trap of a country.  Getting involved with the IMF is a bad idea.  Trying to weasel out of an agreement with the IMF is an even badder idea.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:50 | 4957583 The Most Intere...
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Well no one wants to take responsibility for their investments.  I guess if I made a bad investment and I lost my money and the country was not willing to sell it's soul to the IMF so I can get bailed out, I would call it a "roach trap of a coutry" as well.

That, BTW, is the very argument that leaders of coutries are given.  If you default on this debt or try to print your way out you will be isolated by the IMF and other possible lending sources.  In the end, they are essentially enslaved by taking these deals, so isolated would appear to be a far better option.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 00:10 | 4957983 mkkby
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It's hard to feel sorry for these countries.  They got into a jam because their own corrupt politicians looted the treasury.  Hang the bastards and fire all their friends and cousins on the payrolls.

The bankers who made the loans had to know the politicians were scheming to loot the treasury.  There was no way they could be paid back legitimately.  Therefore, they were in collusion and the loans should be invalid and not paid back.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 13:51 | 4959745 Monty Burns
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In many Western countries, most notably the USSA, voters are given no real choice.  All candidates come prepared by the Real & Permanent Government.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:28 | 4957517 Caviar Emptor
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I like their shoes. Fancy oligarch shoes. You can always tell. There's a market for their used shoes: you too can feel like an oligarch

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:33 | 4957532 Dre4dwolf
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Most of these oligarchs have no soul, who would want to pretend to be one?

Completely empty and foul creatures.


Maybe I would buy a pair for Halloween or something, but other than that . . . 0o

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:00 | 4957615 Caviar Emptor
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Ahh to feel like a soulless oligarch!

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:00 | 4957616 Caviar Emptor
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Ahh to feel like a soulless oligarch!

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:35 | 4957535 Aussiekiwi
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Everyone knows by now that the purpose of loans by the IMF is to bail out large corporations and overseas banks on their loans to the country in question so they don't lose any money, the loan amount is then owed by the people of the country to the IMF which then demands they reduce their standard of living in order to generate profit to pay back the loan plus interest....same old story over and over.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:36 | 4957547 Fish Gone Bad
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Sadly, I do not think anyone knows that...

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:29 | 4957803 UselessEater
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IMO you're both correct so I do not understand the down votes. The worst part is not do only most people not grasp the fact but even if they get an inkling they think "bugger you jack, you must have deserved it, I'm OK".

Few realise the IMF austerity vice-like-grip is on our door step - whether you be from USA, Australia, NZ, Canada.... they're coming and they have been fine tuning their death grip on developed nations in Europe since the GFC.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:43 | 4957562 The Most Intere...
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Exactly, these coutries should keep their printing presses and print their way out.  That is their bankruptcy.  If there is war, so be it.  It's basically like having $100 k in credit card debt (that you can get rid of) and replacing it with $100 k of student loans, which you can never get rid of.  Unbelievable...

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:36 | 4957816 yatikto
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with exception of gazprom

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:38 | 4957552 Rusty Shorts
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Does anybody remember the Future??? what happened? the IMF.


FUTURE by Todd Rundgren





Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:22 | 4957780 Hobo Sapien
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+1 good one, but the reality is more like this:

Snakefinger-The Man in the Dark Sedan


Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:39 | 4957554 The Most Intere...
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Greece, Spain, Italy, etc. they should have all stayed out of the EU and kept their printing presses.  Leaders of these coutries and their public "servants" (highly compensated government employees) should be brought to justice for Treason.  So greedy, refused to take barely any hit.  Now these countries have to sell their national treasures, beaches, land, etc.  

USSA, you are next!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 09:08 | 4958623 hairInTheSoup
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don't forget ireland that refused by refenderum but was still forced & rushed into.

france too said no by referendum altough all mainstream politic parties asked their people to say yes

so came the shortened treaty; so short it didn't need no more referendum obviously

it was a 5 words treatry "we'll fuck you all"

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 20:49 | 4957579 kchrisc
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IMF loots what's left and enslaves those that haven’t yet fallen under the boot.

And I would bet my "junk" that the IMF is Ashkenazi "heavy," especially at the top.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:37 | 4957680 jack stephan
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Sebastian de Rosa: Thousands of years ago, these hunters found a backwater planet. They taught humans how to build, and were worshiped as gods. Every hundred years, the gods would return. And when they did, they would expect a sacrifice. Humans were used to breed the ultimate prey. The hunters would battle with these great serpents to prove themselves worthy to carry the mark. But if the hunters lost, they made sure nothing survived. An entire civilization wiped out overnight.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: So, the humanoids, the hunters, they brought those creatures here to hunt?
Sebastian de Rosa: And they use us like cattle. We're hosts for them to breed. The heat bloom was designed to lure us down here. This whole thing was a trap. Without us, there could be no hunt.

Too slow, fag hags, never should have gave me a book never a critical thinking session. You will lose, can I get heavy handed of course, will it happen that's entirely up to you.

Leave this one to the waves, you saw 300 part 2

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:47 | 4957706 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

Iceland was declared a 'terrorist state' and was put on all the terrorist

watch lists when they defaulted and declared bankruptcy. They had no fucking choice on the route they took to get there. Furthermore, KPMG

was responsible for their demise yet no mention is ever made of KPMGs involvement. KPMG is still doing business and should have gone the way of Arthur Anderson IMHO. Now if anyone ever decides to take Iceland's path be prepared to be put on a terrorist watch list and have all your assets frozen and your bank accounts locked down in some law silo

indefinately. The International Monetary Fund knows how to pick up a phone and call their thug friends.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:39 | 4958424 PrintemDano
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We're already on Oblowmo's and Eric the Black's terrorist watch list.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:54 | 4957717 Jack Burton
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What this little story totally missed is WHO in the receiving country is responsible for taking out the IMF loans which allow asset stripping and passing of wealth into the hands of a tiny international elite. Yes, the countries rulers! In case of nations getting fucked by the IMF, it is the borrowed billions that the nations rulers divide up and then ship to Swiss accounts. Then, they leave their citizens with the debts, which can't be reapaid, this selling of assets and austerity. It is a win for the rulers of the IMF loan taking nation and it is a win for international bankers and those rich buying the assets at dimes on the dollar. The people are alwyas left asset stripped and under austerity. The nation's populations are not asked if they want an IMF loan, the greedy rulers do that bit and run away with the billions.

Now, in Ukrain's case, you actually do have people who want these IMF loans as they have been told this will bring them into the EU and the Euro, that western European living standards are following in the wake of the IMF billions. WRONG! NO, this is not what will happen. The elite oligarchs of Ukraine will steal the fucking billions, they will take the money and leave for America, ENgland and Israel. The people will be left with loan payments and asset sales. Do you wonder why the civil war is raging? Some know what the IMF means, they do not want to be debt slaves and be ruled from wall-street and Israel and their bankers across the globe.

Ukraine and the IMF, note the first act after the coup was a move to accept 15 billion in IMF loans, and to insitute austerity and to begin asset sale of East Ukrain's heavy industry to US, UK, German and Israeli interests.  IMF = USA/ISRAEL/GLOBAL BANKING

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:45 | 4957834 Rock On Roger
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Ukraine won't get their fifteen billion dollars unless they subdue the anti-fascist freedom fighters of New Russia.

Which means genocide.


The wicked orange queen of the west wants blood for her money.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 23:46 | 4957996 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Right Jack!  And the loan was made in SDR's (Special Drawing Rights) as the ultimate goal of the "Demonati" is a one world digital currency. 



Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:24 | 4958488 COSMOS
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Tuco, this is Blondie here, you little scalawag, you are changing your tone.  In your past posts you were with the establishment.  What changed mi amigo.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:01 | 4958394 AnAnonymous
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That is quite the story.

Rulers in this country are not dumb enough to know the contingencies of the deal offered by 'americans'
They know first hand that people who do not agree with the terms are removed from power with 'americans'

Taking their share of the loot and trying to stash in 'american' turf is a by product: their place is being looted, so if they put their money in their own country, it will end by being looted very fast too. Eventually, their money and assets in 'american' land are cyclical repoed. It is delay of the unavoidable.

The reality is that 'americans', those infinite growth, produce more than they consume, people are draining the environmental resources on a global scale to concentrate wealth in their areas. As a consequence, people want to live in 'american' areas.

People who are paid to clean up Fukushima wont put their money to buy a piece of land in the area, they will take the money to move as far as they can.

The scheme is not either run to satisfy an elite. It is run to satisfy the 'american' middle class. Those local rulers are selected to serve the interests of the 'american' middle class, which want to do most of the consumption. They are selected on their survival instinct (if they do not obey that instinct, they are removed) so indeed, taking the share of the loot they get for serving the 'american' middle class and then stashing it elsewhere follows survival instincts demands.

When you are hired to monitor the export of uranium and that in return, the import is the toxical wastes from uranium use, survival instinct commands that you do not use the stipend to build a house in the toxic waste dump but buy a house in the place that use uranium for energetical comfort.

That or they do not have survival instinct, which comes opposite to the way they are selected.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:57 | 4957725 windcatcher
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IMF stands for “adios mother fucker” to once sovereign and independent nations.


Treasonous “open border” secret trade agreements of the North American Union is nothing new, the plan has been on the books, funded and underway for the last 13 years. The target of “open border” illegal immigration is to destroy our American Sovereignty and American Independence with government and NGO funded and orchestrated attacks on our borders with the use of illegal immigrants. The second objective is to create civil unrest and chaos which the criminals in Washington specialize in.


I know most Americans cannot believe that the attack on 9/11/01 was an “inside Job” that orchestrated us into debt with “terrorist wars” for the last 13 years. They cannot believe that our Representative Republic, constitutional democracy (government of, for and by the People) has been purposely destroyed and replaced with a totalitarian fascist police state.


Americans cannot believe that our Free Enterprise System of capitalism (free from corporate monopoly) and “Fair Trade” has been destroyed by “Free Market” monopoly corporatism and “Free Trade” (multinational corporate monopolies are free to steal what ever they want, from whom ever they want, and do it legally).


Americans cannot believe that Washington would purposelessly bankrupt the USA. Debt is Wealth, they have been brainwashed to believe, --as we go underwater.


Mission Accomplished! Bush/Obama/banksters and crew!!!!


Our democracy is gone, our Free Enterprise System of capitalism is gone. We are bankrupt! The grand ole United States of America, like Greece, Portugal and others is going into receivership of the BIS and the IMF (same criminal banksters). At that point, we are no longer an independent and sovereign nation and you and your children, as citizens, are legal debt slaves to the global central banksters.


The illegal immigration attack coincides with the UN Agenda 21st. Century attack and the North American Union attack that are sponsored by the same criminal banksters.




Tue, 07/15/2014 - 02:44 | 4958174 AnAnonymous
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Since when hoping borders illegally is not an 'american' thing?

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:16 | 4957764 boattrash
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What do you have when ALL Members of the IMF, U.N, CFR, and World Bank are buried up to their chins with sand?

A) A good start.

B) A shortage of sand.

C) Golf Balls

D) All of the Above

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:29 | 4957799 teslaberry
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I Dinged you because you did not post oversized buttplugs for a choice. 


dude i love imperialist raping and pillaging. cut these guys some slack....

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:35 | 4957813 UselessEater
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I dinged you for saying "cut these guys some slack".... watching death, poverty and suicide at the hands of these monsters deserves no slack from any human with an ounce of compassion.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 00:34 | 4957766 RaceToTheBottom
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More bandwidth should be allocated by the Tylers on the Iceland story.

 The Iceland story is the FUCK OFF WS SCUM Story, which is bound to be a good read.

It should be analysed for a huge amount of hours.  It is the closest thing we have to a control experiment for the anti Keynes argument.


Mon, 07/14/2014 - 23:24 | 4957948 FlyinHigh
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Russia was the 8th. Now there are 7. Get it?

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 23:39 | 4957974 Tuco Benedicto ...
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What the article does not mention is that if a target country's leaders do not go along with the economic "hit" they are "hit", as in assassinated.  Nice guys these bankers!



Mon, 07/14/2014 - 23:38 | 4957979 PTR
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If you want to see a good documentary on Jamaica and how the IMF is used, watch "Life and Debt."  Excellent primer.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 00:06 | 4958025 Ariadne
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 02:40 | 4958172 Schmuck Raker
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"Asian Women Seeking Love"


[Oh, did I miss a post proclaiming the IMF to be the "biblical" 666*???]


*Passe much?

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:09 | 4958191 AnAnonymous
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The loan shark lends money to people who can’t afford to borrow so that the borrower ends up having to not eat to make the payments or face having broken legs.

'Americans' are obsessed with hiding their business and, despite putting humanity on the path of depletion of resources in such a gross manner, they still consider themselves as the non problem, in an overconsumption situation, 'americans' are reduced to wish getting rid of the non consumer because 'americans' are the big consumers that weigh for the overconsumption stuff.

The IMF, an 'american' institution, was more interested to loan to countries that can afford to borrow as it is meant something to repo. If those countries could not afford to borrow, the IMF would have never loaned to them in the first place.

Then using financial manipulation tools, the IMF's ensured that the country will be trapped into debt so that 'americans' could do the consuming job.

In this 'american' world, there are two kinds of debt: the debt used to foster consumption and the debt used to foster consumption.

The first one is applied to 'americans' to make sure they can consume way more than their actual capability, it is the kind of debt that is not meant to be repaid.

The second one is applied to the others to ensure they can be consumed to the utmost by 'americans', it is the kind of debt that is not meant to be repaid.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:12 | 4958194 Ghordius
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duh. is this an article supposed to describe what the IMF does... or what the World Bank does?

as a reminder, it is the World Bank that feeds sugar until countries become diabetic. only after that comes the "good doctor" IMF

if you want to keep the doctor away, all you have to do is to keep your finances in order

if you want to keep your finances in order... don't ever work with the World Bank

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:06 | 4958400 AnAnonymous
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'Americans' usually operate a two level authority system in order to dilute the responsibility.

It is the left/right paradigm, it is the federal/state paradigm. All this to avoid pinning responsibility.

The world bank/IMF are the same trick, they operate the same. They all pursue the same goal.

As to keeping your finances in order, it is very hard in an 'american' world, with 'americans' unable to keep their consumption rate in check.

'Americans' need those resources to keep their society afloat. So...

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 10:51 | 4958971 JR
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The Fed, the IMF, and the World Bank, are one. The entire plan was designed in 1944 at Bretton Woods, New Hampshire.

That’s what globalization is all about, getting the nations addicted and dependent and then managing them for the benefit of the looters.

The money manipulators are using the political frames of the Fed, the IMF and World Bank to loot the resources of the world and turn the American republic into a global empire.

As John Perkins wrote: They “are high paid professionals who cheat countries around the globe out of trillions of dollars.  Their tools include fraudulent financial reports, rigged elections, payoffs, extortions, sex, and murder.  They play a game as old as Empire but one that has taken on terrifying dimensions during this time of globalization.”

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 04:39 | 4958265 tumblemore
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It is loan sharking pure and simple.


The banking mafia in collusion with corrupt members of the national governments run up the national debt and then when it reaches unpayable levels the IMF is called in to do the asset stripping just like a loan-shark sending a couple of thugs with bats to take your car.



Tue, 07/15/2014 - 05:49 | 4958305 Youri Carma
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IMF same exact four-step program:

1.0 Privatization 'Briberization.'

2.0 IMF/World Bank capital market deregulation allows investment capital to flow in and out the "Hot Money" cycle.

3.0 Market-Based Pricing, a fancy term for raising prices on food, water and cooking gas

4.0 IMF and World Bank call their "poverty reduction strategy": Free Trade- "The IMF riot."

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 06:54 | 4958387 AdvancingTime
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Fact is the IMF is a tool of the Western developed countries that provide its funding. This means that when the IMF rubber stamps their policy it means very little and we should not be reassured.

The pool of money the IMF loans and redistributes around the world helps to stabilize countries if they are failing or economically unstable.  But many people do not understand who, and how they are funded. While the IMF exerts a fair amount of influence, it is political in nature and pushes the way the wind blows.

This bring up the issue and questions as to how muddled this system is. With a loud voice the IMF is overrated, it often uses only a small amount of money to make the very desperate march in line, at times this means not solving problems but helping to kick the can down the road. For more on the IMF see the article below.

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