Breathing The Air In Venezuela? Prepare To Pay

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There is something to be said about every socialist paradise in the history of socialist paradises: they always run out of other people's money. And when they do, stuff like this happens: the biggest international airport in Venezuela is charging a fee for the right to inhale clean air.

As BBC correctly notes, we're used to a seemingly endless range of taxes and surcharges when we fly - passenger taxes, departure taxes, fuel levies. But Maiquetia International Airport in Caracas has taken this a step further - passengers flying out now have to pay 127 bolivars tax ($20) for the air they breathe.

Wait, a tax to breathe the air? Why yes - it is meant to cover the cost of a newly-installed system which uses ozone to purify the building's air conditioning system. A press release from the Ministry of Water and Air Transport says it's the first airport in South America and the Caribbean to use the technology, which it claims will eliminate bacterial growth to "protect the health of travellers," as well as deodorizing and sanitising the building.

Needless to say, the denizens of the socialist paradise are all but enthused. From BBC:

But with tickets out of the country already expensive and scarce because of Venezuela's economic crisis, many on social media have responded to the tax with both humour and outrage.


Radio presenter Daniel Martínez tweeted: "Could you explain to me the ozone thing in Maiquetia? The toilets don't have water, the air-con is broken, there are stray dogs inside the airport, but there's ozone?"


"Soon we will be charged for the 'good gas'" was another tweet - a rueful reference to the tear gas that the police often use on opposition protesters. The satirical news blog El Chiguire Bipolar ran the headline: "Maiquetia Airport unveils robot that puts you upside-down and takes your money."



Some Venezuelans on social media fear the tax could end up being a new source of corruption. Others see it as evidence of how short of cash the airport is. Most international airlines have reduced the number of flights to the country because of a financial dispute with the Venezuelan government.


Depending who you ask, the tax is funny, infuriating, or just one more surreal aspect of a country that has the biggest oil reserves in the world, yet at the same time has shortages of toilet paper and sugar.

And in a "developed world" obsessed with minizing the impact of fossil fuels and maximizing the size of friendly totalitarian governments everywhere, and which is one reserve currency announcement away from being far more insolvent than Venezuela, one can be sure that Venezuela's experiment with air trax is coming to a socialist paradise near you.

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Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:25 | 4960558 NidStyles
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I guess Total Recall came early this year :-)

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:38 | 4960593 Latina Lover
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The Global Warmists must be so jealous that despite spending hundreds of billion lying to the western world masses, they were unable to con them into a carbon tax, aka, taxing the right to breathe air.  Instead, dumb, stupid Venezuela, pulls off the financial coup of the century ( biggest scam since the Fed Reserve) and convinces the local populace to buy into this fraud. 


Suck it Al Gore!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:43 | 4960604 Liberal
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Taxing people to breathe...Why didn't we liberals think of it first?!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:48 | 4960615 Groundhog Day
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i guess SPACE BALLS was way ahead of its time!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:53 | 4960638 SilverIsKing
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I can provide my own brand of air if they'd like and I'll only charge them a can of beans.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:37 | 4960777 TeamDepends
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Nothing says third-world like stray dogs in the airport.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:43 | 4960792 Skateboarder
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TSA mothafuckas are stray dawgs. Do we count?

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:50 | 4960804 TeamDepends
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You have insulted a very large number of crafty canines.  Good day!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:53 | 4960811 Skateboarder
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Not as insulting as having a cancer-scan or an 'ol fashoined groparoo from these paedophiles.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 21:44 | 4961293 COSMOS
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Venzuela is prime target for a coup by the US state dept.  Has anyone seen Nuland handing out cookies down there.  With all that oil sitting in the ground waiting for US corporations its a waiting game.

Amazing the amount of bad press about the country from MSM

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 19:10 | 4960874 jimmytorpedo
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How about stray dogs in Olympic athletes hotel corridors?

or how about when the President of a country decides he can kill anyone he likes?

Hint,'s all the third world now.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 19:26 | 4960921 ugmug
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I'm waiting for medicinal marijuana air to become available in all US airports. You can't get anything easier than that. Why waste the effort of lighting up when its provided by the ventilation system.....people will willingly pay $20 for that.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:50 | 4960621 AlaricBalth
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Holy Cow!! Why don't they just tax us for exhaling a greenhouse gas (CO2)??
Oh wait.....

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:44 | 4960605 Liberal
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Tax the breathers!

(And subsidize free air for the rest of us liberals)

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:10 | 4960684 nmewn
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Fucking socialists, I swear.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 19:08 | 4960862 Liberal
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You didn't build that...air.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 19:26 | 4960929 nmewn
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MDB did it better.

But keep workin on it ;-)

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 21:36 | 4961267 gimme-gimme-gimme
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It's not a tax. This is something a good capitalist would do you stupid Capitalist cunts should learn from them.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:51 | 4960629 Groundhog Day
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When I teach my 10 year old the ways of the world we live in, I rouinely remind him that absolutely nothing is free in this world except for AIR....and now in one part of the world absolutely nothing is free

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:18 | 4960711 vulcanraven
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"Come on Cohagen, give those people air!"

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:36 | 4960775 Luckhasit
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"Fuck them, it'll be a lesson to the others."

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:29 | 4960561 El Oregonian
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Gives a new meaning to the word "AIR LINES".

Idiot Utopians...

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:36 | 4960591 Oldwood
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Whats the fine for farting???...two years in jail?

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:02 | 4960658 dirtscratcher
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"Whats the fine for farting???...two years in jail?"



Well, looks like I'm in for a life sentence after that burrito I just ate.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:09 | 4960681 semperfi
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ever eat at Mexico 1900 in La Mirada, CA?   1 fart down, 1899 to go.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:06 | 4960663 Freewheelin Franklin
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It's a misdemeanor on Malawi.



And in a town in Indonesia it's 20 lashes to 3 months. But thta's just for women.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:26 | 4960562 gcjohns1971
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Obama is so  happy with the results Social Justice Campaigners achieved in Venuzuela, he has decided to import them to help create a similar economic miracle in the US.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:54 | 4960642 SilverIsKing
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It creates jobz.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:27 | 4960564 B2u
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:36 | 4960776 NotApplicable
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...and twenty or two.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:27 | 4960565 pachanguero
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Oue Rico Papi! Still the hottest broke ass chicks in the world.  Viva Socialismo!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:29 | 4960567 ParkAveFlasher
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Amen, brother.  Que viva!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:12 | 4960694 DarthVaderMentor
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I love those nude beaches......wonder if they tax your eyeballs?

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 20:07 | 4961022 Cacete de Ouro
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I would gladly pay for mouth to mouth resuscitation lessons at the airport from some of those hot Venezuelan chicks

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:30 | 4960570 NoDebt
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Too late, Tylers.  It's already here in the US.  The TSA just raised a fee/surtax on all airline tickets - up to an exta $22 per flight.

The punchline:  the fee will be used to PAY DOWN THE NATIONAL DEFICIT.  And yes, they said that with a straight face.  Link:


Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:39 | 4960596 NOTaREALmerican
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Wow,  they must be expecting a big surge in passengers.   Let's see...  the national debt / 22 bucks,   that's allot of airplanes.  

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:44 | 4960609 NoDebt
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Only rich people fly in airplanes.  So it's cool. 

I, myself, am a Middle Class Shut-InTM.  I can live a VERY comfortable middle class life as long as I don't go anywhere or do anything.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:41 | 4960785 Luckhasit
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Haha, nice to know we're all the same!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:06 | 4960670 semperfi
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somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes !

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:42 | 4960602 Dr. Engali
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Speaking of saying things with a straight face:

WH: We've ‘Substantially Improved the Tranquility of the Global Community’

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:51 | 4960625 NoDebt
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I'm not sure what's scarier.  That he thinks anyone would belive that, or that maybe he believes it himself.  

Just thank God that we have big oceans on either side of us and plenty of southern states we can give to Mexico to appease them as they slowly take us over by sheer numbers.  Canada is still pretty friendly when it's time to escape the US.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:51 | 4960809 nmewn
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Speaking of saying things with a straight face:

Marc Rich's lawyer (Eric Holder) despite his lack of bringing charges on the Black Panthers in Philly or Lois Lerner at the IRS for "voter intimidation" seems to think we have a problem with, you guessed it, voter intimidation:

“I'm attorney general of the United States. I will not stand for -- I will not allow people to take away that which people gave their lives to give, and that is the ability for the American people to vote,” Holder said."


And its high time to talk about what "Rule of Law" this man operates under regarding illegal aliens. Is it this one?...

"How we treat those in need, particularly young people who must appear in immigration proceedings, many of whom are fleeing violence, persecution, abuse or trafficking — goes to the core of who we are as a nation," the attorney general said, explaining a program to provide 100 lawyers and paralegals for minors brought here by drug cartels and other human traffickers."

Or this one?...

Napolitano: Tell me, Mr. Holder, why did you not get a court order authorizing you to go in and get the boy?

Holder: Because we didn’t need a court order. INS can do this on its own.

Napolitano: You know that a court order would have given you the cloak of respectability to have seized the boy.

Holder: We didn’t need an order.

Napolitano: Then why did you ask the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals for such an order if you didn’t need one?

Holder: [Silence]

Napolitano: The fact is, for the first time in history you have taken a child from his residence at gunpoint to enforce your custody position, even though you did not have an order authorizing it.

Anyone remember Elian Gonzalez?

Holders duplicity knows no bounds.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:31 | 4960572 davidalan1
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NO FUCKING WAY !!!!! bwaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


"salt free air"   - I just KNOW Bloomberg has a hand in this and tomorrow Cramer will be pumping

perrier....."back to you Bob pisani"

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:40 | 4960597 Rockfish
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Sounds like capitalism. I provide you a service ( clean air) and charge for it. If you don't want to pay find an alternative route out of this shit hole. Now if they subsidize some users well that's socialism.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:41 | 4960601 Hobbleknee
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Ozone is a pollutant at ground level.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:42 | 4960603 Took Red Pill
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If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:59 | 4960652 NOTaREALmerican
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My GOD,  it Senator Seuss!!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:05 | 4960665 semperfi
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 If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 20:36 | 4961114 LibertarianMenace
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Nah, just the guy from The Inland Revenue, a.k.a. the Tax Man.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 21:15 | 4961204 ForTheWorld
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