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President Barack Obama hosted Tuesday an Iftar at the White House in celebration of the Holy Month of Ramadan. The Iftar - the sixth to be hosted by Obama since he came to power in 2008 - has become an annual tradition at the White House, gathering diplomats from the Arab and Muslim world. We are sure that was not awkward at all for Obama...

 

 

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Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:37 | 4963016 Agent P
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Ramadan-a-ding-dong.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:40 | 4963031 gh0atrider
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Same prez Obozo who tore down the scene of the nativity at the Whitehouse during Christmas.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:43 | 4963061 Stackers
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Did he make sure to invite the head of NASA ?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:46 | 4963080 Pladizow
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Could any of you use some mexican kids?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:48 | 4963087 Say What Again
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Whatever happened to the notion of; "separation of church and state?"

The White House should NOT be celebrating ANY religious holiday!!!!

I'm OK with the idea that employees should be allowed time off so that they can celebrate religious holidays at their own home or chrurch or mosque, or wherever, but NOT at the white house, and definitely NOT paid for with tax dollars.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:01 | 4963162 eclectic syncretist
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Caption bubble coming out of Obama's empty head...."If it looks like I've suddenly put on weight it's because you people would be worth so many virgins in Jannah!"

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:23 | 4963289 Manthong
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Caption:

“It is good to be back amongst my people once again, praise be to Allah and his prophet Muhammad.
We can talk freely here about “my Muslim faith” and my claiming to have been born in Kenya for publicity.
But I assure you that I was born a Muslim and I am no apostate. I am simply following the Koran in my masquerades in order to deceive the trusting and gullible people of the United States.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bMUgNg7aD8M

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

http://www.muslimfact.com/bm/terror-in-the-name-of-islam/islam-permits-lying-to-deceive-unbelievers-and-bri.shtml

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:28 | 4963321 boogerbently
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Gosh,

I wonder how the MSM missed this ???

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:34 | 4963357 Manthong
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They of course, did not miss it.

It is just an S.O.P. part of ignoring significant news when it might jeopardize cozy relationships with their beloved collectivists in power.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:56 | 4963472 I am more equal...
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Michele will be in here with some school lunches in a moment....

But first, any ideas on how to make Murica more conquerable?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:01 | 4963492 Save_America1st
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so obama says to them...

A Marxist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President."

(geeez...he's always talking about himself)

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 16:45 | 4964231 Temporalist
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"Johnny Ola told me about this place. He brought me here. Seeing is believing!

I still don't believe it!  Old man Roth would never come here, but Johnny knows these places like the back of his hand."

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 21:26 | 4965303 mjcOH1
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O : "Ladies, please remain seated on the left side of the room.  Unless you've had a clitorectomy.   Or you're seated with a eunich.   In which case ya'll can raise your hand and I'll be around to see you."

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:47 | 4964021 Raymond K Hessel
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A black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into an Irish bar.

The bartender says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."

...it's funny because it's racist!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 17:23 | 4964426 PrintemDano
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So after Obama finishes talking about himself for an hour, he says, "That's enough of me talking about me for a while, now I'd like to hear you talk about me for a while".

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:04 | 4963171 SoilMyselfRotten
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Where the hells that teleprompter when you need it?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:21 | 4963277 holgerdanske
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Teleprompter??   you need the Templar Order, nothing less.

 

 

 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:28 | 4963308 Manthong
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Even Obama does not need a teleprompter when he speaks from the heart to the people he most cares for.

The Obama Six

 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:41 | 4963673 Cacete de Ouro
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I, Barry Obama, is a 32nd degree Prince Hall Mason...word to yo' momma

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 19:18 | 4964878 ugmug
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I read the Quran last night on my teleprompter and I officially signed a executive fatwa to declare Jihad against anyone I hate during that Ramadan thing.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:19 | 4963266 ilikepies
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I think its fairly obvious that church and state have always been in bed together.  Of course add to that the corperation and Allah we get the holy trinity incarnate. 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:02 | 4963806 Oldwood
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Religion is Obama's Animal Farm, where all religions are equal, just some are more equal than others.

Anyone noticing a recurring theme here?

The white folks have been on top for too damned long. Fucking white Christians...who do they think they are? They didn't build this country, oppressed minorities living in government housing and eating government food built this country into what  is it today. Detroit wouldn't be the Mecca it is today if not for these minorities. And the Muslims, they did something important a thousand years ago or so, so they too built America. And the illegals...our yards would be nothing without them.

So white folks just step aside, or be shoved aside. Maybe, if you are contrite enough or apologetic enough, we might let you stay at the table, otherwise, get the fuck out!

 

 

Its almost like there is a fundamental transformation occurring right before our eyes.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:16 | 4963245 bob_stl
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My fellow muslims...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:21 | 4963280 bob_stl
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A priest, a rabbi and muhammad board a jetliner...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:26 | 4963304 Jumbotron
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They all died when muhammad cut their heads off.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:15 | 4963427 Colonel Klink
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Then Mosad took over control of the jetliner then crashed in into the World Trade center and blamed Muhammad.

EDIT:  Guess we can only make fun of the imaginary terrists* and not the real ones.

*As determined by the Western world and those with the largest amount of WMDs in the Middle East.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:22 | 4963589 FuzzyDunlop21
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oh come on this is funny! 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:24 | 4963292 Jumbotron
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Obama believes in nothing but himself.  He only likes Muslims because they incorporate the same techniques as Marxists which is what he is.  Obfuscation, lying, control and terror.

It's all about the Revolution.

Plus....he's just fluffing up his largest future donors to his Presidential library and the Obama Foundation after he steps down.

Big money in speeches I hear nowadays.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:17 | 4963565 BigJim
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Obama is a zionist through and through, and carries water for all the zionist sociopaths who have already bought off every other branch of US government.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:03 | 4963501 bob_stl
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If you like your 72 virgins, you can keep your 72 virgins.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:48 | 4964025 Raymond K Hessel
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This is a clear winner of the caption contest.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:26 | 4963929 bob_stl
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When I said, "72 holes," I meant a weekend of golf.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:25 | 4963303 ReallySparky
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Pladizow - You owe me a keyboard.  Diet Pepsi all over it.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:28 | 4963319 Jumbotron
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"Could any of you use some mexican kids?"

Nah...he didn't say that.  But he did ask this question.   "Which one of you does this belong to" ?

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/07/08/Muslim-Prayer-Rug-Fou...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:30 | 4963332 TheReplacement
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Be careful how you define "use" when addressing that crowd about kids.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:57 | 4963340 bob_stl
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A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "hello Mr. President."
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:43 | 4963068 Pladizow
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So who needs arms - cash donations only, thanks!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:47 | 4963084 Urban Redneck
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If he actually was a Christian, he might understand that Easter is a feast (the most important of the year), and not an egg roll.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:12 | 4963220 Cacete de Ouro
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Let me be clear, my Muslim faith is very important, eh...I mean my, eh, Christian faith..is very important to me...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:41 | 4963397 john39
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he would be lying either way.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:45 | 4963414 debtor of last ...
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I mean ehhh, eh, Isisism!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:05 | 4963179 DrewJackson
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Of course, Obama is the choosen one - the 3 wiseman, Shepards, et al are to VISIT HIM at the White House..... The prophecy has been met!

 

Jesus and his 38,432 "accolytes" on the other hand is sneaking across the border about now....

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:53 | 4963764 Cruel Aid
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and the one who acknowledged the 57 muslim states

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:41 | 4963046 NYPoke
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Classic

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:37 | 4963017 DoChenRollingBearing
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Allahu Akbar!!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:55 | 4963128 ebworthen
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Yeah, does he say it nice and quiet like at this gathering?

Does he say it when he's watching our drones bomb a funeral or wedding with Women and Children present?

I'm so confused; who are we fighting again?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:31 | 4963338 Jumbotron
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"We have some tasty treats for you today at the Allahu Snackbar at the back of the room."

 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:37 | 4963020 order66
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"Help yourselves to the spare ribs and pork chops"

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:38 | 4963022 One of We
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You're supposed to kneel and bow towards Mecca, Barry.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:54 | 4963125 Hippocratic Oaf
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'Aim low and squeeze, I'm soo tired of this shit!'

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:34 | 4963959 layman_please
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is obuma genuflecting or bowing to his king? i cannot tell.

 

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef012875a01896970c-300wi

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:39 | 4963027 Godot
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Wil you be hanging any gays at this Ramadan?

 

http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/dhfc/pages/114/attachments/original...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:54 | 4963232 Cacete de Ouro
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We'll be hanging out in the bathhouse, out back, near the tradesmens' entrance...anal jihad

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:38 | 4963029 JustObserving
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US drone strike kills at least 13 people in northwest Pakistan July 16

 

Excuse me, while I drone a few muslims.

 

 

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Pakistan/US-drone-strike-kills-...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:39 | 4963384 bob_stl
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Hey, I just heard about this on the news like all of you.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:56 | 4964054 Raymond K Hessel
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Yawn....

 

Wake me when we go full retard and nuke the shit out of Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan, Abbottabad, Syria, Egypt, Mexico City, Canada City, and France.  

Why France?  Because fuck them, that's why.  We drop a nuke on France, England and Germany will be like, "I wasn't going to say anything about you nuking Syria and Uzbeki-beki."

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 04:58 | 4966386 Analyse2
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Let's leave the French out of this please.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:40 | 4963030 PlusTic
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Slime-a-lakum

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:42 | 4963038 pazmaker
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  1. Obama:  "Shalom!"
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:19 | 4963268 dracos_ghost
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Obama: Ever hear the one about the Rabbi,Mullah and Priest in a bar? Me neither.

Anyone for more bacon, just ask.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:29 | 4963328 ilikepies
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A real insight into tribe culture. I never understood why he wanted spinner mags on the presidential limousine.... 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:41 | 4963048 stant
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I think I saw that comedy movie . Ishtar I if memory serves. It bombed too

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:42 | 4963050 RhoneGSM
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B.O. Drone (my) home?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:42 | 4963051 Bioscale
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My trans wife loves my farts!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:42 | 4963052 1stepcloser
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"asshole ah lickem"

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:42 | 4963057 joego1
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:43 | 4963060 carbonmutant
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"The sons of the prophet were hardy and bold..."

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:43 | 4963062 GMacTrader
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Guy in white white turban: "MOM! Why didn't you tell me none of the other men would be wearing turbans? Security is looking at me like I'm a terrorist or something."

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:02 | 4963164 Agent P
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I believe that's called a Ghurtah or Kufiya.  Also, I think that guy is Hank Azaria.  

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:04 | 4963175 GMacTrader
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Is that Aziz Ansari's cousin?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:09 | 4963209 eclectic syncretist
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Obama is saying something like "Once upon a time in America the entire county of Mexico almost got it's ass kicked by six toothless American rednecks at the Alamo, but now, thanks to my policies, a few Muslims with box cutters or pressure cookers will kick America's ass once and for all".

Pretty fucking sad.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:33 | 4963350 Jumbotron
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"Guys in White Turbans"  Fantastic Moody Blues song.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:03 | 4963508 knukles
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Guys in white turbans
Predicting the end
Crashing in buildings
Many infidels to end

Christians and
Jew boys
Dying en mass
I'll go to heaven'
70 pieces of ass

And I love it
Oh oh I love it
Alluah ackbar

 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 17:35 | 4964483 Jumbotron
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ROTFLMAO !!!     Knuckles you are now up there with WB7 !    PRICELESS !!!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:44 | 4963071 asscannon101
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Aloha Snackbar. Aloha Snackbar!!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:44 | 4963072 dbTX
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How many of those attending are scheduled for beheading?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:48 | 4963092 joego1
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The door prize is a bug up your ass.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:48 | 4963096 SharkBit
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Got a spare tent for my wife?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:48 | 4963097 sangell
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Where's my Caliph, anyone seen the Caliph?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:52 | 4963104 cn13
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Obama is  the only U.S. President not to attend a religious service on Christmas.

But he sure has plenty of time for Ramadan.

As with any politician, don't listen to what Obama says.  It has been proven time and time again to be nothing but a pack of lies.

But watching what Obama does is very telling.  Sometimes I get the feeling that he isn't even on our side.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:19 | 4963189 holgerdanske
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Idiot! Of course he is not on our side!! He works for MAD! as an Alfred E Neuman stand in.

And he is not even qualified for that.

(and I really don't think you are an idiot, just for dramatic purposes :-))

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-08/mad-magazines-take-agent-double...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:18 | 4963264 ebworthen
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:35 | 4963367 Jumbotron
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"But watching what Obama does is very telling.  Sometimes I get the feeling that he isn't even on our side."

 

You think !!??  

http://tclehner.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/obama-bows-before-his-king.j...

http://www.wnd.com/images/misc/bowone.jpg


Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:52 | 4963113 Emergency Ward
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"Welcome to the White House.  I love Muslims -- American taxpayers are pleased to honor all of you, especially those from the Wahabbist Royal House of Saud -- and don't worry, no one will get mad if you put out your cigars on the carpet."

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:53 | 4963114 Ariadne
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DC secedes, bitchez! Death to infidels!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:53 | 4963115 cn13
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So how did everyone like the pork dinner?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:53 | 4963116 dexter_morgan
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the brotherhood

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:53 | 4963117 Cthonic
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Ifta ya simsim.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:54 | 4963121 Stud Duck
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Pork pink slime is our specialty tonight !

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:53 | 4963122 joego1
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Hail to Ocaliph!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:54 | 4963124 TabakLover
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Chaney, Bush, Wolfoshtiz, Bremer,etc kissed those same asses for way longer than 6 years................and nary a word. 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:08 | 4963155 Emergency Ward
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You just said it.  8 years is longer than 6 years.  Thanks for the arithmetic lesson.  You didn't mention Clinton or Bush Sr for some reason.  That made another 12 years.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:32 | 4963343 TabakLover
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....and Reagan, 20 years.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:13 | 4963863 Oldwood
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And how many past presidents have attended celebrations for Muslim religious holidays to the exclusion of Christian ones?

You got to stop excusing this fucking disaster by blaming every other cocksucker. We are in a fight of our lives here.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 17:57 | 4964578 PrintemDano
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None of those dirtbags ignored Christmas, or made huge deals out of ramadamadingdong, none of them attended islamic schools, ate dog, or armed our direct enemies....the muslim brotherhood, none of them traded 5 terrorists [muslim] for an American traitor......none of them attended a "church" that hated whites and america as O did, none of them were buddies with bill Ayers.....etc etc etc

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:54 | 4963126 F0ster
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Human Shield

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:54 | 4963127 kurt
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It is well that they don't show the squishy blood soaked carpet.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:58 | 4963142 buzzsaw99
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We give thanks to Allah for 9/11

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:01 | 4963159 tony wilson
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allah nah darlin.

911 was 100% yid and since the jews worship saturn and satan a lucifer production

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:46 | 4963430 Jumbotron
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Yeah...all those yids wearing face forming mask technology from Mission Impossible.

Fuck off loser.  Suck some Muzzie dick in hell with your paedophile lover Moo-hammed.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:37 | 4963657 tony wilson
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darling moses  i am lonesum

care to dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMkX5uemLyk

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:58 | 4963144 esum
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separation of church and state but not mosque and state ??????? 

ALLAH AKBAR...MOFO

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:59 | 4963146 tony wilson
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ithe jews are the cause

i blame them

i really do

you can down vote me

all you want

but this is all a

sick zionist front.

the yid just loves dressin up as an arab.

the house of saud is a yidisha enterprise.

bollox balls balderdash and piffle eye says.

mossad,mi6 tavistock psy op fun and games.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:05 | 4963176 lasvegaspersona
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t wilson...there are other news sources than Youtube...maybe there was some common ancestor but to declare it is all 'jews' fighting in the ME is insane.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:10 | 4963210 tony wilson
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jews paying actors,rapists and convicts too do the work.

jews get the goy to do the lifting numbnuts.

they stay home and rape the kids and look forward to the next satanic blood ritual.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:19 | 4963887 Oldwood
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Yet so many wonder why they have been relegated to the "fringe".

 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:05 | 4963182 SMG
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The cause is the entity with the pointy horns

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:10 | 4963214 DrewJackson
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Lighten up Tony....

 

Get some new material, expand your horizons.... all of your posts are always the same.  Making them redundant. 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:17 | 4963253 joego1
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And while you are at it try to write in complete english sentences so someone might be able to decypher your mindless racist ramblings.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:43 | 4963689 tony wilson
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joego blow : )

the words are not for you moshe they are just against your satanic saturn loving ways.

 

this guy has a real nice voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dda-0Q_XUhk

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:40 | 4963666 tony wilson
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israel and the usa use of depleted uranium giving cancer for a million years never gets old you rabbinical cock sucker : )

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:20 | 4963272 Cacete de Ouro
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7/7 to boot, in 2005. 777
Leeds, Luton, London LLL
Edgware, Aldgate, Kings Cross and boom bus near 77 Great Russell but at Tavistock tick tock, 4 simultaneous booms
Nice triangle, nice eye
Mossad

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:28 | 4963315 BobTheSlob
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No downvotes from me, but the looney is strong with you.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:55 | 4963468 Jumbotron
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Hey Tony Wilson.....your mother is calling.  It's time for lunch.  Put down the doobies and the X-Box and run along now.

LOL !!!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:46 | 4963702 tony wilson
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jumbotron you still alive you rabbinical kid fiddler : )

 

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:21 | 4963903 Oldwood
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Were you molested by a rabbi as a child?

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:08 | 4963528 joego1
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Tony just change your pic to a swastika and you won't have to say a word after that. I fixed it for ya.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:59 | 4963149 Wm the Shrubber
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He's driving us towards the cliff and stepping on the gas.  All going perfectly according to plan!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:02 | 4963160 omrizario
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99% of them support terrorism

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:02 | 4963163 holgerdanske
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Ich bin ein Islamer!

 

And by the way, how do I get rid of the stupid ads, that have suddenly appeared, in spite of my add blocker??

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:03 | 4963166 lasvegaspersona
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All you Shia fuks outta here....

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:03 | 4963811 Bernanke'sDaddy
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To the the three assholes that downvoted this: are you NSA, Mossad or both, cause that was a SERIOUSLY funny comment.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:03 | 4963167 czarangelus
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It's hard to imagine anyone who has less moral authority to host Muslim leaders as equals.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:08 | 4963208 joego1
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I could easily see him fitting right in.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:25 | 4963256 holgerdanske
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I would rather see him rigidly fighting right out!

You guys have become slaves and serfs of a corrupt and immoral state. Better get a wake up, or your children will suffer the consequences.

The land of the brave and the free??

You have been weighed and found wanting. Only your action will possibly preserve some freedom.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:43 | 4963404 joego1
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If you haven't been paying attention to the comments lately the majority of people on this blog understand only to well what is going on and what is at stake. I'm wondering of which moral and righteous state you are from which you cast your bullshit.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:32 | 4963633 holgerdanske
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Don't worry about that. Just know that we are all getting tired of US dominance, lying, warfare, arrogance and absolute utter and pure greed and stupidity.

Nothing against the people of the US, but your state is decomposing and is infecting the rest of the world. Active resistance from the population in the US would prevent that.

10 years ago I would have defended the US, --- alas-- no more, I couldn't possibly do that and look myself in the mirror.

and whatever you say, the lack of active resistance within your country is allowing this to go on, don't forget that.


Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:26 | 4963928 Oldwood
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Well....we wouldn't want to be responsible for giving socialism a bad name.

Kind of funny though, I was just wondering which country is the poster child for organized resistance to the State? Must be one of those who surrendered all means of self defense.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:05 | 4963177 OICU812
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If I catch any white men here dressed as a sheikh (other than Brody), I will have him beheaded

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:06 | 4963191 AdmTirpitz
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If you dont ride a camel you aint Shite

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:07 | 4963199 tony wilson
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2 all you cunts who say this queer cia mind controlled fucker is a muslim

i say fuck you.

how many brown muslims has this figure head killed

how much billion year depleted uranium has he allowed to be dumped over yemen,somalia,iraq,libya,nigeria.

the prick is a blackmailed tool a bad act.

look at the photo you mules it"s fake just a jewish negative energy reaction joke.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:14 | 4963236 joego1
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Muslims don't kill Muslims? It's a daily event you dumb fuck. Why don't you check out his family tree and history and see what you find out. You will see that his heritige effects his shitty foriegn policy at every turn.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:18 | 4963247 Emergency Ward
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"Exuse me a few moments while I give the LAUNCH order -- it's terror Tuesday and they've spotted an untouched village in Yemen."

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:21 | 4963285 darteaus
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So, Muslims don't kill Muslims?

BWA-HAHAHA!!

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:40 | 4963390 BobTheSlob
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You need to change your name: Tony the Muslim.

" The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him " - The Islamic Sunna

Tony the Muslim: a jew hiding behind every tree and rock.

Get a clue Tony.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:53 | 4963459 joego1
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He thinks he's a God, he don't need no stinking religion.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:18 | 4963263 Herdee
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Last ditch effort to influence Arabs while the BRICS sign their agreement.Anything to sell more arms and keep up the trade in U.S. Dollars.Obama and the political elite in Washington are getting pretty hard up.This takes the cake.Does Obama really think that poor black folks in Detroit or anywhere else in America have any faith left in him for help?Very sick man.Black folks got conned into voting for this asshole.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:18 | 4963265 betterlockaway
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FYI the White House has had a Ramadan Feats since Thomas Jefferson.  The only thing is, this is the first prez that said he was Christian yet never went to church while in office.  Also, this is the first President that did not specifically have his own Pastor.  His only connection to the Christian faith has been his relationship with Jeremiah Wright.  He is a godless president, and this is why so many mainsteam Americans are wary of him.  We have only had one president that was not Protestant--JFK.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:33 | 4963348 Urban Redneck
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No, the White Hut hasn't held iftars since Jefferson was battling the barbary pirates. The closeted gay muslim's minions might try to spin (read MISCONSTRUE) a single 18th century dinner as an Iftar, but it wasn't, and regardless, your verb usage implies repetition, which there wasn't.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:44 | 4963412 BobTheSlob
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A lie beyond all lies. This started with Booooooosh. So it's Booooosh'd fault right? Even though Barack the magic negro has been in there for 6 years and can stop it at any time.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:17 | 4963874 BigJim
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Obomber has to make these gestures so our satraps in OPEC can tell their restive followers: see? He's a good friend to the Muslims!

Zionists rule. So Obama is a zionist too. If Muslims ruled, Obama would be a Muslim. It's as simple as that - the man serves himself.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:24 | 4963294 Yen Cross
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  Zero is dictator shopping for when his term ends...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:26 | 4963295 Disenchanted
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Where was all the screaming and gnashing of teeth when he hosted his sixth one of these in the White House this past April(2014)?

 

 

President Barack Obama will continue his tradition of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover next week when he hosts a seder for family, friends and staff on Tuesday evening, April 15th, the White House announced today.

 

“On Tuesday, the President and the First Lady will mark the beginning of Passover with a Seder at the White House with friends and staff,” the White House said.

 

The President has celebrated the holiday each year since taking office with a dinner in the Old Family Dining Room. Between 16 and 18 guests typically join the President and First Lady Michelle Obama and the kids for the closed-press event.

 

Quote from:

Obama To Host WH Seder On 2nd Night of Passover

 

jus sayin...

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:17 | 4963877 BigJim
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Good catch

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:24 | 4963298 sangell
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If you will all join me in the White House Theatre the Caliph has agreed to show some exciting videos of the most recent crucifixions, beheadings and mass eecutions from the Islamic State.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:20 | 4963897 BigJim
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Our tax dollars at work, I'm sure you'll agree.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 13:29 | 4963326 still kicking
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Dear God I bet that room smells like dead asshole

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 14:09 | 4963532 knukles
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human or camel?

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