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Ramadan Caption Contest
President Barack Obama hosted Tuesday an Iftar at the White House in celebration of the Holy Month of Ramadan. The Iftar - the sixth to be hosted by Obama since he came to power in 2008 - has become an annual tradition at the White House, gathering diplomats from the Arab and Muslim world. We are sure that was not awkward at all for Obama...
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Ramadan-a-ding-dong.
Same prez Obozo who tore down the scene of the nativity at the Whitehouse during Christmas.
Did he make sure to invite the head of NASA ?
Could any of you use some mexican kids?
Whatever happened to the notion of; "separation of church and state?"
The White House should NOT be celebrating ANY religious holiday!!!!
I'm OK with the idea that employees should be allowed time off so that they can celebrate religious holidays at their own home or chrurch or mosque, or wherever, but NOT at the white house, and definitely NOT paid for with tax dollars.
Caption bubble coming out of Obama's empty head...."If it looks like I've suddenly put on weight it's because you people would be worth so many virgins in Jannah!"
Caption:
“It is good to be back amongst my people once again, praise be to Allah and his prophet Muhammad.
We can talk freely here about “my Muslim faith” and my claiming to have been born in Kenya for publicity.
But I assure you that I was born a Muslim and I am no apostate. I am simply following the Koran in my masquerades in order to deceive the trusting and gullible people of the United States.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bMUgNg7aD8M
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii
http://www.muslimfact.com/bm/terror-in-the-name-of-islam/islam-permits-lying-to-deceive-unbelievers-and-bri.shtml
Gosh,
I wonder how the MSM missed this ???
They of course, did not miss it.
It is just an S.O.P. part of ignoring significant news when it might jeopardize cozy relationships with their beloved collectivists in power.
Michele will be in here with some school lunches in a moment....
But first, any ideas on how to make Murica more conquerable?
so obama says to them...
A Marxist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President."
(geeez...he's always talking about himself)
- Barak Obama, April 2013
"Johnny Ola told me about this place. He brought me here. Seeing is believing!
I still don't believe it! Old man Roth would never come here, but Johnny knows these places like the back of his hand."
O : "Ladies, please remain seated on the left side of the room. Unless you've had a clitorectomy. Or you're seated with a eunich. In which case ya'll can raise your hand and I'll be around to see you."
A black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into an Irish bar.
The bartender says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
...it's funny because it's racist!
So after Obama finishes talking about himself for an hour, he says, "That's enough of me talking about me for a while, now I'd like to hear you talk about me for a while".
Where the hells that teleprompter when you need it?
Teleprompter?? you need the Templar Order, nothing less.
Even Obama does not need a teleprompter when he speaks from the heart to the people he most cares for.
The Obama Six
I, Barry Obama, is a 32nd degree Prince Hall Mason...word to yo' momma
I read the Quran last night on my teleprompter and I officially signed a executive fatwa to declare Jihad against anyone I hate during that Ramadan thing.
I think its fairly obvious that church and state have always been in bed together. Of course add to that the corperation and Allah we get the holy trinity incarnate.
Religion is Obama's Animal Farm, where all religions are equal, just some are more equal than others.
Anyone noticing a recurring theme here?
The white folks have been on top for too damned long. Fucking white Christians...who do they think they are? They didn't build this country, oppressed minorities living in government housing and eating government food built this country into what is it today. Detroit wouldn't be the Mecca it is today if not for these minorities. And the Muslims, they did something important a thousand years ago or so, so they too built America. And the illegals...our yards would be nothing without them.
So white folks just step aside, or be shoved aside. Maybe, if you are contrite enough or apologetic enough, we might let you stay at the table, otherwise, get the fuck out!
Its almost like there is a fundamental transformation occurring right before our eyes.
My fellow muslims...
A priest, a rabbi and muhammad board a jetliner...
They all died when muhammad cut their heads off.
Then Mosad took over control of the jetliner then crashed in into the World Trade center and blamed Muhammad.
EDIT: Guess we can only make fun of the imaginary terrists* and not the real ones.
*As determined by the Western world and those with the largest amount of WMDs in the Middle East.
oh come on this is funny!
Obama believes in nothing but himself. He only likes Muslims because they incorporate the same techniques as Marxists which is what he is. Obfuscation, lying, control and terror.
It's all about the Revolution.
Plus....he's just fluffing up his largest future donors to his Presidential library and the Obama Foundation after he steps down.
Big money in speeches I hear nowadays.
Obama is a zionist through and through, and carries water for all the zionist sociopaths who have already bought off every other branch of US government.
If you like your 72 virgins, you can keep your 72 virgins.
This is a clear winner of the caption contest.
When I said, "72 holes," I meant a weekend of golf.
Pladizow - You owe me a keyboard. Diet Pepsi all over it.
"Could any of you use some mexican kids?"
Nah...he didn't say that. But he did ask this question. "Which one of you does this belong to" ?
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/07/08/Muslim-Prayer-Rug-Fou...
Be careful how you define "use" when addressing that crowd about kids.
So who needs arms - cash donations only, thanks!
If he actually was a Christian, he might understand that Easter is a feast (the most important of the year), and not an egg roll.
Let me be clear, my Muslim faith is very important, eh...I mean my, eh, Christian faith..is very important to me...
he would be lying either way.
I mean ehhh, eh, Isisism!
Of course, Obama is the choosen one - the 3 wiseman, Shepards, et al are to VISIT HIM at the White House..... The prophecy has been met!
Jesus and his 38,432 "accolytes" on the other hand is sneaking across the border about now....
and the one who acknowledged the 57 muslim states
Classic
oblig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RixnR1k1Ldk
Allahu Akbar!!
Yeah, does he say it nice and quiet like at this gathering?
Does he say it when he's watching our drones bomb a funeral or wedding with Women and Children present?
I'm so confused; who are we fighting again?
"We have some tasty treats for you today at the Allahu Snackbar at the back of the room."
"Help yourselves to the spare ribs and pork chops"
You're supposed to kneel and bow towards Mecca, Barry.
'Aim low and squeeze, I'm soo tired of this shit!'
is obuma genuflecting or bowing to his king? i cannot tell.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef012875a01896970c-300wi
Wil you be hanging any gays at this Ramadan?
http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/dhfc/pages/114/attachments/original...
We'll be hanging out in the bathhouse, out back, near the tradesmens' entrance...anal jihad
US drone strike kills at least 13 people in northwest Pakistan July 16
Excuse me, while I drone a few muslims.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Pakistan/US-drone-strike-kills-...
Hey, I just heard about this on the news like all of you.
Yawn....
Wake me when we go full retard and nuke the shit out of Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan, Abbottabad, Syria, Egypt, Mexico City, Canada City, and France.
Why France? Because fuck them, that's why. We drop a nuke on France, England and Germany will be like, "I wasn't going to say anything about you nuking Syria and Uzbeki-beki."
Let's leave the French out of this please.
Slime-a-lakum
Obama: Ever hear the one about the Rabbi,Mullah and Priest in a bar? Me neither.
Anyone for more bacon, just ask.
A real insight into tribe culture. I never understood why he wanted spinner mags on the presidential limousine....
I think I saw that comedy movie . Ishtar I if memory serves. It bombed too
B.O. Drone (my) home?
My trans wife loves my farts!
"asshole ah lickem"
http://www.citizenwarrior.com/
"The sons of the prophet were hardy and bold..."
Guy in white white turban: "MOM! Why didn't you tell me none of the other men would be wearing turbans? Security is looking at me like I'm a terrorist or something."
I believe that's called a Ghurtah or Kufiya. Also, I think that guy is Hank Azaria.
Is that Aziz Ansari's cousin?
Obama is saying something like "Once upon a time in America the entire county of Mexico almost got it's ass kicked by six toothless American rednecks at the Alamo, but now, thanks to my policies, a few Muslims with box cutters or pressure cookers will kick America's ass once and for all".
Pretty fucking sad.
"Guys in White Turbans" Fantastic Moody Blues song.
Guys in white turbans
Predicting the end
Crashing in buildings
Many infidels to end
Christians and
Jew boys
Dying en mass
I'll go to heaven'
70 pieces of ass
And I love it
Oh oh I love it
Alluah ackbar
ROTFLMAO !!! Knuckles you are now up there with WB7 ! PRICELESS !!!
Aloha Snackbar. Aloha Snackbar!!
How many of those attending are scheduled for beheading?
The door prize is a bug up your ass.
Got a spare tent for my wife?
Where's my Caliph, anyone seen the Caliph?
Obama is the only U.S. President not to attend a religious service on Christmas.
But he sure has plenty of time for Ramadan.
As with any politician, don't listen to what Obama says. It has been proven time and time again to be nothing but a pack of lies.
But watching what Obama does is very telling. Sometimes I get the feeling that he isn't even on our side.
Idiot! Of course he is not on our side!! He works for MAD! as an Alfred E Neuman stand in.
And he is not even qualified for that.
(and I really don't think you are an idiot, just for dramatic purposes :-))
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-08/mad-magazines-take-agent-double...
Compared to Putin: http://photo.sohu.com/20050107/Img223828187.jpg
"But watching what Obama does is very telling. Sometimes I get the feeling that he isn't even on our side."
You think !!??
http://tclehner.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/obama-bows-before-his-king.j...
http://www.wnd.com/images/misc/bowone.jpg
"Welcome to the White House. I love Muslims -- American taxpayers are pleased to honor all of you, especially those from the Wahabbist Royal House of Saud -- and don't worry, no one will get mad if you put out your cigars on the carpet."
DC secedes, bitchez! Death to infidels!
So how did everyone like the pork dinner?
the brotherhood
Ifta ya simsim.
Pork pink slime is our specialty tonight !
Hail to Ocaliph!
Chaney, Bush, Wolfoshtiz, Bremer,etc kissed those same asses for way longer than 6 years................and nary a word.
You just said it. 8 years is longer than 6 years. Thanks for the arithmetic lesson. You didn't mention Clinton or Bush Sr for some reason. That made another 12 years.
....and Reagan, 20 years.
And how many past presidents have attended celebrations for Muslim religious holidays to the exclusion of Christian ones?
You got to stop excusing this fucking disaster by blaming every other cocksucker. We are in a fight of our lives here.
None of those dirtbags ignored Christmas, or made huge deals out of ramadamadingdong, none of them attended islamic schools, ate dog, or armed our direct enemies....the muslim brotherhood, none of them traded 5 terrorists [muslim] for an American traitor......none of them attended a "church" that hated whites and america as O did, none of them were buddies with bill Ayers.....etc etc etc
Human Shield
It is well that they don't show the squishy blood soaked carpet.
We give thanks to Allah for 9/11
allah nah darlin.
911 was 100% yid and since the jews worship saturn and satan a lucifer production
Yeah...all those yids wearing face forming mask technology from Mission Impossible.
Fuck off loser. Suck some Muzzie dick in hell with your paedophile lover Moo-hammed.
darling moses i am lonesum
care to dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMkX5uemLyk
separation of church and state but not mosque and state ???????
ALLAH AKBAR...MOFO
ithe jews are the cause
i blame them
i really do
you can down vote me
all you want
but this is all a
sick zionist front.
the yid just loves dressin up as an arab.
the house of saud is a yidisha enterprise.
bollox balls balderdash and piffle eye says.
mossad,mi6 tavistock psy op fun and games.
t wilson...there are other news sources than Youtube...maybe there was some common ancestor but to declare it is all 'jews' fighting in the ME is insane.
jews paying actors,rapists and convicts too do the work.
jews get the goy to do the lifting numbnuts.
they stay home and rape the kids and look forward to the next satanic blood ritual.
Yet so many wonder why they have been relegated to the "fringe".
The cause is the entity with the pointy horns
Lighten up Tony....
Get some new material, expand your horizons.... all of your posts are always the same. Making them redundant.
And while you are at it try to write in complete english sentences so someone might be able to decypher your mindless racist ramblings.
joego blow : )
the words are not for you moshe they are just against your satanic saturn loving ways.
this guy has a real nice voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dda-0Q_XUhk
israel and the usa use of depleted uranium giving cancer for a million years never gets old you rabbinical cock sucker : )
7/7 to boot, in 2005. 777
Leeds, Luton, London LLL
Edgware, Aldgate, Kings Cross and boom bus near 77 Great Russell but at Tavistock tick tock, 4 simultaneous booms
Nice triangle, nice eye
Mossad
No downvotes from me, but the looney is strong with you.
Hey Tony Wilson.....your mother is calling. It's time for lunch. Put down the doobies and the X-Box and run along now.
LOL !!!
jumbotron you still alive you rabbinical kid fiddler : )
Were you molested by a rabbi as a child?
Tony just change your pic to a swastika and you won't have to say a word after that. I fixed it for ya.
He's driving us towards the cliff and stepping on the gas. All going perfectly according to plan!
99% of them support terrorism
Ich bin ein Islamer!
And by the way, how do I get rid of the stupid ads, that have suddenly appeared, in spite of my add blocker??
All you Shia fuks outta here....
To the the three assholes that downvoted this: are you NSA, Mossad or both, cause that was a SERIOUSLY funny comment.
It's hard to imagine anyone who has less moral authority to host Muslim leaders as equals.
I could easily see him fitting right in.
I would rather see him rigidly fighting right out!
You guys have become slaves and serfs of a corrupt and immoral state. Better get a wake up, or your children will suffer the consequences.
The land of the brave and the free??
You have been weighed and found wanting. Only your action will possibly preserve some freedom.
If you haven't been paying attention to the comments lately the majority of people on this blog understand only to well what is going on and what is at stake. I'm wondering of which moral and righteous state you are from which you cast your bullshit.
Don't worry about that. Just know that we are all getting tired of US dominance, lying, warfare, arrogance and absolute utter and pure greed and stupidity.
Nothing against the people of the US, but your state is decomposing and is infecting the rest of the world. Active resistance from the population in the US would prevent that.
10 years ago I would have defended the US, --- alas-- no more, I couldn't possibly do that and look myself in the mirror.
and whatever you say, the lack of active resistance within your country is allowing this to go on, don't forget that.
Well....we wouldn't want to be responsible for giving socialism a bad name.
Kind of funny though, I was just wondering which country is the poster child for organized resistance to the State? Must be one of those who surrendered all means of self defense.
If I catch any white men here dressed as a sheikh (other than Brody), I will have him beheaded
If you dont ride a camel you aint Shite
2 all you cunts who say this queer cia mind controlled fucker is a muslim
i say fuck you.
how many brown muslims has this figure head killed
how much billion year depleted uranium has he allowed to be dumped over yemen,somalia,iraq,libya,nigeria.
the prick is a blackmailed tool a bad act.
look at the photo you mules it"s fake just a jewish negative energy reaction joke.
Muslims don't kill Muslims? It's a daily event you dumb fuck. Why don't you check out his family tree and history and see what you find out. You will see that his heritige effects his shitty foriegn policy at every turn.
"Exuse me a few moments while I give the LAUNCH order -- it's terror Tuesday and they've spotted an untouched village in Yemen."
So, Muslims don't kill Muslims?
BWA-HAHAHA!!
You need to change your name: Tony the Muslim.
" The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him " - The Islamic Sunna
Tony the Muslim: a jew hiding behind every tree and rock.
Get a clue Tony.
He thinks he's a God, he don't need no stinking religion.
Last ditch effort to influence Arabs while the BRICS sign their agreement.Anything to sell more arms and keep up the trade in U.S. Dollars.Obama and the political elite in Washington are getting pretty hard up.This takes the cake.Does Obama really think that poor black folks in Detroit or anywhere else in America have any faith left in him for help?Very sick man.Black folks got conned into voting for this asshole.
FYI the White House has had a Ramadan Feats since Thomas Jefferson. The only thing is, this is the first prez that said he was Christian yet never went to church while in office. Also, this is the first President that did not specifically have his own Pastor. His only connection to the Christian faith has been his relationship with Jeremiah Wright. He is a godless president, and this is why so many mainsteam Americans are wary of him. We have only had one president that was not Protestant--JFK.
No, the White Hut hasn't held iftars since Jefferson was battling the barbary pirates. The closeted gay muslim's minions might try to spin (read MISCONSTRUE) a single 18th century dinner as an Iftar, but it wasn't, and regardless, your verb usage implies repetition, which there wasn't.
A lie beyond all lies. This started with Booooooosh. So it's Booooosh'd fault right? Even though Barack the magic negro has been in there for 6 years and can stop it at any time.
Obomber has to make these gestures so our satraps in OPEC can tell their restive followers: see? He's a good friend to the Muslims!
Zionists rule. So Obama is a zionist too. If Muslims ruled, Obama would be a Muslim. It's as simple as that - the man serves himself.
Zero is dictator shopping for when his term ends...
Where was all the screaming and gnashing of teeth when he hosted his sixth one of these in the White House this past April(2014)?
Quote from:
Obama To Host WH Seder On 2nd Night of PassoverApril 13, 2014
jus sayin...
Good catch
If you will all join me in the White House Theatre the Caliph has agreed to show some exciting videos of the most recent crucifixions, beheadings and mass eecutions from the Islamic State.
Our tax dollars at work, I'm sure you'll agree.
Dear God I bet that room smells like dead asshole
human or camel?