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Ramadan Caption Contest
President Barack Obama hosted Tuesday an Iftar at the White House in celebration of the Holy Month of Ramadan. The Iftar - the sixth to be hosted by Obama since he came to power in 2008 - has become an annual tradition at the White House, gathering diplomats from the Arab and Muslim world. We are sure that was not awkward at all for Obama...
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Both but individually the potency depends on if the guy likes his loving in the morning or just before bed
"Anal Jihad".
Believe it or not, an Egyptian cleric on national TV is accusing the Muslim Brotherhood of legitimizing anal jihad - a bit of homosexual sex for terrrorists far from home and away from their wives. This is happening while Israel is pounding the daylights out of HAMAS which is a Muslim Brotherhood organization.
You could not make this stuff up.
http://tsecnetwork.blogspot.ca/2014/07/the-muslim-brotherhood-victims-of-arab.html
Better yet:
"Anal jihad anyone?"
They didn't like that too much
https://d38zt8ehae1tnt.cloudfront.net/GRAPHIC_Terrorist_holding_severed_...
Every story has two sides let's keep an open mind!!!
Maybe they should hold something for the Sikhs!!!
http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/07/14/arab-ameri...
Indeed...two sides:
Dar al-Islam
Dar al harb
I wanted to take this time to come out of the closet...let me be perfectly clear...folks.
What's the rope for, you mad bro?
"No pigs and apes in this room!" ... laughs hysterically ...
"I call you my base."
Said the man in white in the lower right side,
"Wait- HE'S the dinner?"
That little asshole is a Saudi Foreign Ministry or some othr ministry spokesperson. I remember seeing him on the MSM a few years ago.
What's that smell? Camel?
Censorship on zh... bring back tom sawyer
"Some call you the Rich and Powerful,
I call you my Base"
Mission Accomplished.
Billary started it with Princess Chelsea"s help. The second worst president of my generation Dubyah continued it and now the muslin in chief is continuing to lead us away from our founding fathers heritage and towards further multiculturalism.
http://muslimvoices.org/obama-host-ramadan-dinner/
http://presstv.com/detail/2014/07/15/371455/muslims-boycott-white-house-ramadan-dinner/
Thanks for posting the article. Good reason to cancel the whole thing and replace it with an annual dinner honoring those who signed the Declaration of Independence.
So I said to the guy, "15 shekels, you must be mad!"
Even to understand the word “doublethink” involves the use of doublethink.” 1984 GO
Here ya go Tony the Muslim...another post for you to down vote! Watch out, there's a jew behind your chair! He's gonna getcha!
And our first Bingo number is E47.
That's E47.
No worries about separation of church and state. Islam in not a religion.
Who ordered the pork shoulder sandwich?
WHO WANTS BACON?????????????
Unfucking believable! Inconceivable!
Uh... can I get a turban, headress and a cape like yours? I 'll need to look like you when the average American citizens come to lynch me...
PASS THE PORK N BEANS, BITCH!!!
"OK...which one of you guys is Duffy Duck from ZH????? Tony Wilson anyone????"
OKay.... Barak Hussein Obama was born a muslim because his father was muslim. One can only be a true muslim by birth. He most likely has been a practicing Muslim his whole life. But, we can't verify this because the guy is shady as spit. No college transcripts, which must show he went to school on a foreign student scholarship. The guy is a fraud. Right now, our president DGAF about any of us. He's running out the clock. He's taking a knee even though the score is 44-0 against.
Yeah, he's the Ramadan Don - right after the snap they all stood in line to kiss his hand.
(I hope it was the hand he wipes with)
Anyway - I digress. Rama Don Don, three towl-ies on the Whitehouse lawn. One is the Prez, the other two be bombed. People are outraged but the media is yawned. Won't be happy 'till 2016 when the wack-job is gone-ed. Rama Don Don, three towl-ies on the....
So much for the seperation of state & religion!
Interesting - not a burqa in the room.
If it looked like I was walking to the podium funny, it's because I have about 30 million protesters up my ASS about immigration.
What the hell is that stench??? Who is going to pay for the fumigation and de-lousing of the entire WH after Barrap Al-Bonelover moves out?
HOW ABOUT A NICE FOTO OF OBARMEE SURROUNDED BY THE RABBIS AND MONEY CHANGERS MUST BE PLENTY AND PLENTY OF SHOTS OF THE CHIEF KISSING THE HEAD RABBIS ANAL RING
Think fast Tony, there's a jew behind you!
"How do I say; welcome fellow muslins?" in arabic.
Wish Michelle would wear a burka, then I wouldn't have to look at her ugly face every day.
"Hey anybody here hungry yet?"
"I recommend the pork loin."
Pass the Bacon-Bits
A caption contest, but the sick fuck anti-semites can't leave it alone. How come they stink up this website?
"Hey Bahsar al-Assad, after prayer let's play a prank on the American people.. We'll have you sign the Declaration of Independence ?"
allahu akbar, bitchez!
Goats in the front, concubines in the rear.
My dear guests,
this day is now a regular meeting and I hope you'll enjoy your sojourn among us.
As you know, I am a servant to the US People that demand that some of you lot are bombed one year or another.
In the spirit of fairness and generosity that we, Americans', cherish so much, I'd like you to walk calmy to the drawing bin to collect your number for the year. Once you are done, please resume your seat.
Then, my hand, guided by the faith in our Great Country, will rip open that letter. Just like in Hollywood, the Oscar winning academy ceremony, I'll read aloud a number. If it matches yours, rejoice because you are the happy winner of this year's edition: your country will be soonly bombed by our mighty middle class military.
Happy Ramadan.
Friends, 'americans', othercountrymen,
lend me your wealth;
I come to dilute responsibility,
not self indict.
What a piece of work is an 'american',
how duplicitous in reason,
how infinite in fantasy.
All the world's an 'american' stage,
and all the weaks and poors merely resources.
They are extorted and they are farmed,
and each extorted and farmed many times.
To drone, or not to drone: that is the question.
Whether 'tis arroganter to cause to suffer
the stings and harrows of Hellfire missiles,
or to hire arms against all non-'americans',
and paying Academi to exterminate them?
Always a borrower and a spender be;
this above all: to nobody be true.
All that is produced must be consumed,
passing through 'american' nature to eternity.
Something is rotten in the junta of Kiev.
The lady doth toss cookies too much, methinks.
Now is the winter of their disconnect,
made infamous by our puppet Yats.
Alas, alas, three times alas,
just have to bear with it.
Couple of apologizes for absence; first up Boko Harm then ISIS and Hamas. I recommend the Schnitzel in the red wine sauce.
Oi, Lawrence of Arabia over there, look at me when I'm talking to you.
"Damn, not a single white boy in the room. How about that. Now my caliphate is getting somewhere! (And pass Hakeem some more goat balls over there at table two. Tasty. I loved those things as a kid.)"
So after Obama finishes talking about himself for an hour, he says, "That's enough of me talking about me for a while, now I'd like to hear you talk about me for a while."
Thank you all for your work in Germany. You'll all be reassigned as soon as possible.
Yo, what up my sand niggaz
Yo, what up my sand niggaz